#ooooof this took forever

[thebardisabird]

A, C, D, F, I for choromatsu? 🫣

Ooooof sorry this took forever Kate 🙃

NSFW Alphabet referenced here C & I also done already here

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) A nervous wreck! He's happy to have had sex with you, don't get him wrong, but he's concerned on many things: How did he do? Did you like it? Are you hurt anywhere? Will this be the last time? Eventually you'll have to kind ask him to pause for a second and just lay with you. It'll take a little reassurance for him to feel truly confident about his bedroom skills - but when he does, he simply enjoys holding you after. You being in his arms and him telling you he loves you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He's a big thigh fucker. While that's not much of a dirty secret - this also bleeds into the things you wear. So if he so much as catches you in thigh highs, dresses that cut to the thigh or a pair of shorts that hug your thighs juuuuust right, he's on high alert. Choromatsu is on the lankier side in comparison to his brothers, but he sure does enjoy being surrounded by a soft pair of thighs.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Absolutely cowgirl, as I said before he loves being wrapped up in your soft thighs so this position gives him exactly that. Plus that gives him a complete view of your gorgeous body - which drives him completely wild. For you: it's fun to watch how blushy he gets when he's underneath you. 🤭

[all-pacas]

honor run!!!

I'm level 4, planning on multiclassing people soon. Gonna make Lae'zel a Fighter/Paladin, maybe Wyll a Bardlock, Astarion gloomstalker assassin. Might also take a level or two of monk for Durge, we'll see.

I just cleared the goblin camp. Almost TPK'd ooooof. When I was fighting Minthara, ALL the goblins got aggro'd. I actually took her out no problem, but the Swarm overwhelmed me. Lae'zel kept going down, then Durge, Gale held on surprisingly long, but it got to the point where I just had Astarion make a break for it. Revived everyone, grabbed Halsin, freed the spiders, attempt 2 went much better.

Then the goddamn Bullette almost killed me in the underdark. Literally everyone was dead but Durge, I didn't have a bonus action to jump to safety, THANKFULLY the bullette decided to burrow right then or that would have been it. Honestly, the battles aren't too bad, it's the lack of save scumming out of bad scenarios that's Getting Me.

I know the dueger slaver fight is hard, even WITH mushroom dude helping, so I'm trying to take out little guys and get up to 5 before I try it. Not even going NEAR Ethel until then, either.

Karlach has hit on me, and I picked the "friends" option when Gale gave me a magic class. Astarion really likes me, but hasn't propositioned me yet. Weirdly, neither has Lae'zel. Why isn't everyone hitting on me???

I'm getting the hang of spore druid and it's actually pretty fun! I'm basically playing them like a ranger, lmao. Got a bow, throw down Spike Growth, hit them with Spore Arrows. Tempted to take a level or two of monk to give me a little more melee power, but ranger would also work. Both go well with my dex/wis build. I've never used wildshape in combat, which is a lot of fun? And seriously. Spike Growth has saved my ass so many times.

When I was fighting Mother Gut in her room, she called for backup and oops! Can't save scum! AND Roah and her buddies got in on it too. So I basically just Spike Growth'd the door and got out of the way. Half the goblins killed themselves trying to get to me, I was able to pick off the rest. It took forever, but aside from Roah CHEATING and using LIGHTNING BOLT to almost kill Karlach, I had no KO's. Why have I been sleeping on Spike Growth?? I use Hunger of Hadar or Wall of Fire, but I think I was overlooking how fast Spike's damage builds? I was like ohhh 2d4 that's nothing, I didn't quite realize it was WHENEVER THEY MOVE.

[valorums-archived]

WITH EACH PASSING DAY, it seemed that the Senate's ignorance of the endless suffering endured by the Outer Rim planets at the hands of war grew ever GREATER. This thought flickered across Shi'al's mind while Xanatos spoke, driving the corners of her lips downward into a scowl while RESENTMENT paid a brief visit to her bleeding heart. Despite all that she herself experienced firsthand during the Separatist War, Shi'al knew that she would never fail to be utterly BAFFLED by the selfish souls who dared turn their backs on those that they were meant to represent.

        “I will do whatever I can to help you and your people. It is unfortunate that the Senate has been so hesitant in providing aid and relief, but I hope that meeting some of the outer rim’s residents will encourage them to take more decisive actions.” Shi’al said softly, her gentle voice and reassuring smile concealing the RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION which she felt deep within her justice-driven soul.

Here, speaking directly to her, was a living personification of the DISILLUSIONMENT that Shi’al harbored regarding the Senate as of late — while Republic citizens fought and bled and died to defend their home planets against the Separatist rabble-rousers, all that the many incompetent fools in the Senate did was piddle, twiddle, and resolve. Truth be told, Shi’al could not recall one single senate meeting that prioritized the greater good of the Republic above self-interest.

           However, none of this was voiced to Xanatos, lest her newfound acquaintance lose hope. Instead, Shi’al continued to don her fabricated smile, shoving her TURBULENT EMOTIONS deep within herself for later examination. The orchestra struck up a lively waltz, and her MELANCHOLIC cerulean hues instantly brightened. Music was a wonderful healing salve — perhaps it might help Xanatos feel a little more at ease.

“It seems that a new dance has begun. No immediate actions can be taken regarding your plight, but what I can do is offer myself to you as a partner for this waltz.” Dancing with Xanatos was an opportunity for him that presented several political benefits, but none more beneficial than the fact that selecting SHI’AL VALORUM as his partner would place himself — and by extension, his planet — in the public spotlight. “Would such an endeavor perhaps picque your interest?”

⊱ ⠀⠀ … ⠀⠀@vivalavillain

[alizibtheterrible]

Since requests are open, can you draw Garmadon from my Flaming Juyro AU?

Sorry this took forever I couldn’t figure out the face shape ooooof

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hi Steph, I‘d like to make two recommendations for your songlist, both by Henry Moodie (of tictoc fame). „You were there for me“sounds like it‘s John talking to Sherlock before the fall. And „drunk text“ sounds like Sherlock’s thoughts after his return, full of angst.

(Sorry, I don‘t know how to link here)

[Intro] In all of my lonely nights When I was a ghost inside You were there for me You were there for me

[Verse 1] Legend never lies, we were meant to be I'm blessed to be alive when I'm in your company The battles I would fight, blood that I would bleed If you found danger Memories we've made could fill a whole book If we were a movie, we'd be in Hollywood On my lowest days, you were all it took My biggest saviour

[Pre-Chorus] You make my demons go away Bleach the sky on rainy days Clear the path when I'm afraid I've lost my way

[Chorus] In all of my lonely nights When I was a ghost inside You were there for me (You were there for me) You were there for me (You were there for me) Whenever I drank too much Whenever my eyes cried floods You were there for me (You were there for me) You were there for me (You were there for me)

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Billie EilishTVBillie EilishLaylaDJ Robin & Schürze

[Verse 2] Remember when we'd say we're at each others house When we were far away drinkin' in another town The glorious days, I wish they were around With us forever (Us forever) Nothing gets close to London at night Missed the last train, then our batteries died Started to rain, but it was all fine 'Cause we had each other (Each other)

[Pre-Chorus] You make my demons go away Bleach the sky on rainy days Clear the path when I'm afraid I've lost my way

[Chorus] In all of my lonely nights When I was a ghost inside You were there for me (You were there for me) You were there for me (You were there for me) Whenever I drank too much Whenever my eyes cried floods You were there for me (You were there for me) You were there for me (You were there for me)

[Bridge] You were there, you were there through the heartbreaks You were there, you were there when I lost faith Be aware, be aware I will do the same In all your bad days You were there, you were there through the heartbreaks You were there, you were there when I lost faith Be aware, be aware I will do the same In all your bad days

[Chorus] In all of my lonely nights (In all of my lonely nights) When I was a ghost inside You were there for me (You were there for me) You were there for me Whenever I drank too much (Drank too much) Whenever my eyes cried floods (Yeah) You were there for me (You were there for me) You were there for me (You were there for me)

[Outro] You were there, you were there through the heartbreaks You were there, you were there when I lost faith You were there for me

(Lyrics from Genius.com)

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Hey Lovely!!!

Ah, apologies for missing this one! <3 Ah, I only do one song per post now, because it's less headache-inducing for the formatting, so please feel free to submit the second song for another post :) I always pick the first song on a list of them that I don't have on the playlist, and I don't have either of them! <3

That said, OOOOOF yeah, this one is bringing me some Reichen-feels, UGH. My HEART!!! Thank you so much for this one, love it!

🎶 LISTEN TO THE JOHNLOCK PLAYLIST ON [SPOTIFY] & [YOUTUBE] 🎶

[bouncyirwin]

🔥 Steamy Fics - Rec List 🔥

I decided to compile a list of some of my favourite smutty fics for you guys to enjoy as well! Remember to let the author know if you like their work ✨

Room Service by mummapaintstheblues || KakaSaku || 11.6k words

“If you've got a kink there, I can help work it out for you.” Sakura almost choked on her drink. Turning her whole body to regard him fully in a show of, what she hoped was obvious disgust. The sight of his smirk reigniting her fury. While it was attractive enough to send tingles of anticipation through her before, right now it only served to add to her misery

AU where Sakura struggles to resist the charms, and fingers, of Hotel Masseuse Kakashi.

Watching You Watching Me || KakaSaku(Gen) || 2.1k words

Sakura reveals that she wants to be on display for Kakashi. Kakashi asks Genma to help out.

Kakashi Candyman by Endoh || KakaSaku || 7.6k words

"Just how much did you drink before coming down here?" "Sakura," Kakashi murmured darkly, trailing his hands down her thighs as he knelt at her feet, "I'm still thirsty." Kakashi notices that his wife could use a little 'de-stressing' before hosting the Halloween Benefit Gala….

Better Man by Kakashisgf || KakaSaku || 179.7k words

Sakura and Sasuke have been married for over a decade, but things are far from perfect, and Sakura's beginning to realize that maybe she deserves better.

Follow Your Nose by TipsyRaconteur || KakaSaku || 8k words

Sakura decides to find her signature scent. Kakashi “helps”. Things get out of hand.

Icha Icha Fanfiction by TipsyRaconteur || KakaSaku || 12k words

Kakashi suspected that Sakura was writing Icha Icha fanfiction. And if she was the author… and she was pairing Junko with her former teacher… well, that had some very interesting implications.

Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess || KakaSaku || 20k words

Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magazine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer.

Something Dangerous by moderndayportia || KakaSaku || 17.3k words

Sakura must submit to Kakashi's special training to prepare for a lethal mission.

Repercussions by AshleyTrecartin || KakaSaku || 3.9k words

Kakashi hates hospitals, and Sakura knows that. Usually she handles her boyfriend's checkups, but when he finds out that he made her an appointment to see Ino he decides to punish her.

The Gift that Keeps on Giving by ivegotpurple || KakaSakuShisui || 4.4k words

Shisui likes to buy his two partners gifts.

Based on the prompt "The skirt is short on purpose."

Hands To Yourself by TipsyRaconteur || GenIno || 6k words

Genma takes a very handsy, very drunk Ino home to NOT sleep with her. Yet.

Players by Kukaburraxxii || GenIno || 153.1k words

Ino joins the league of players.

Snapdragons and Steel by SomnificSheep || GenIno || 6.7k words

Fox doesn’t know why he continues to do this. Every mission he dons the mask it’s the same. He rolls deep in the oceans of regret, waves cresting and breaking over him with terrifying force. Years of this, and it never gets easier. Fox does his duty, comes home, pastes on a smile, and pushes through with a stoic determination he’s not sure anyone expects from him.~or~Genma comes home to something new.

magic in your hands by exarite || TobiSaku || 4.3k words

Haruno Sakura is a massage therapist. Senju Tobirama is her hot, older client.

Push My Buttons by mrssakurahatake || GenSaku || 5.7k words

Ino has set Sakura up on another blind date, but she gets trapped in the hospital elevator before her date can even begin.

Sakura looked around at the worn-out speaker and the dead security camera and for a brief moment considered just punching a hole in the floor. It would serve the board right for refusing to fix the stupid machine properly.

Genma's voice brought her out of her own spirling thoughts, "I don't like that look."

"I was thinking of just punching my way out, but the board would probably take the cost of fixing it from the general budget, and that would affect my patients."

"I guess we finally found a situation you can't just punch your way out of?"

"Don't push it, Shirunai. I would be more than happy to punch you."

Ask Me Nicely by TheCopyMistress || GenSaku || 4k words

He could give her what she needed. All she had to do was ask for it.

Supplemental Training by ohayohimawari || KakaOC || 5k words

At Jiraiya's insistence, Kakashi learns the art of seduction, as well as how to keep his inner demons at bay. A Konoha Brothel story.

Overindulgence by ohayohimawari || KakaMei || 2.7k words

Thanksgiving is a time to grow closer to your loved ones and indulge in the pleasures of the harvest from the year. Kakashi and Mei do both...with gusto.

Things you just don’t talk about by Enodia || ShikaSaku || 119.3k words

"Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought. Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises.

Party of Three by J-Pop Princess || NaruSakuSasu || 63.1k words

Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change!

Punishment and Reward by thetoxicstrawberry || KakashixKakashi || 2.2k words

Kakashi finds a unique use for his own Kage Bunshin.

Give and Take by Stark_Black || KakaGen || 113.9k words

Genma made a mistake, a tragic mistake that may have cost him everything. He can't hide it from Kakashi though, and now the Copy Ninja is being torn apart by his honor, and by his feelings for one of his oldest friends.

Welp folks, that’s it ... or is it?

Find below the cut some shameless self-promo ✨

Cravings || KakaSaku || 3.8k words

When you mix alcohol and pent-up frustration, things are bound to go somewhere. Phone sex, sexting and mutual masturbation.

Let The Truth Sting || KakaSaku || 3.1k words

Sasuke's first glance at Kakashi's face comes in the form of Kakashi's open mouth pressed over Sakura's. Or, in which Sasuke sees Sakura has found her happiness with someone else. Quite graphically. [KakaSaku, Sasuke's POV]

Make Me Lose Control || KakaSaku || 6.4k words

A mission to Ame turns into a paid vacation, and Kakashi and Sakura find themselves crossing all sorts of lines.

Nocturnal Activities || KakaSaku || 3.7k words

Actions have always spoken louder than words. Book vs. Movie.

Knock Knock, Let The Devil In || KakaSakuShika || 29.3k words

Kakashi had always appreciated Shikamaru's ability to turn any situation in his favour. He just never expected to become a willing target to his whims.

Mission Report || KakaSaku || 6.9k words

Through a haze of confusion and a killer hungover, Sakura discovers she’s in Kakashi’s bed.

Every Last Drop || KakaSaku || 3.3k words

“This isn’t about you. You’re amazing at what you do. I just … the shower—well—you’re just not a showerhead. And sometimes that’s what I want.”

When she chances a look at Kakashi again his eyes have widened slightly, and he looks entirely taken aback. “You—the showerhead?” The amount of disbelief packed into that word would’ve made a lesser woman dissolve into uncontrollable laughter.

The blush steadily spreads down her neck as she contemplates this bizarre conversation he pulled her into having. She really hadn’t wanted to ever discuss this with anyone. “Yes, the showerhead. Problem?”

Sakura looks away again, feeling the slow, simmering burn of embarrassment.

A few moments of silence later, Kakashi shifts, and when he speaks he nearly purrs.

“Can I watch?”

Serendipity || KakaSaku || 11.7k

It's tough being a med-student but between running into her ex-boyfriend and his actress fiancée, and meeting her favourite author Kakashi Hatake, Sakura thinks that could be the least of her worries.

Stay With Me || KakaSaku || 2.6k words

Falling for her doesn't leave him with bruises and broken bones, it leaves him with warmth and the colour green and the rapidly addicting revelation that it might all just be alright after all. KakaSaku Proposal AU.

When You Awake || KakaSaku || 4.2k words

Prompt: Could you please do "We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we're just waking up and there's something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair"

Stolen Moments || ShisuiSaku || 1.8k words

Prompt: "all that blood really brings out your eyes"

Late Night Revelations || KakaOC || 4.1k words

Nousagi and Kakashi crash in an Inn after a gruelling ANBU mission. Things take an unexpected turn as Kakashi's more playful side makes an appearance.

[draconicmaw]

5 specifically for Domini Silvae?? 👀

5: if you couldn’t finish (one of) your wip(s) for some reason, what writer would you trust with finishing it, if any? (asker can choose what wip)

oOoOO this is a toughy. Some WIPs I definitely jealously hoard while others I would really love to see how others would write it, and I think this is one that I would jealously hoard.

THAT BEING SAID, I would probably pick you or @duelistkingdom to finish it for me if I absolutely had to pick someone. I think either of you would be able to do the piece justice. There are others I might pick but I know they aren't big fans of Rivalshipping so I wouldn't do that to them 😕

[nrth-wind-a]

You are my sweetest downfall / I loved you first, I loved you first / Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth / I have to go, I have to go

Their fashion school days sure were something, weren’t they?

[thinger-strang]

an (extremely late) hfa commision for @gothyringwald based on their fic chew bubblegum and kick ass!

Byers is gone but it feels different between them. Fuck. It's so unfair—

'Come on,' Steve says, holding out his hand.

Billy's heart gives a kick and he carefully slides his hand into Steve's. Steve squeezes and pulls Billy back into the gym where Wheeler, her light blue dress torn up to her thigh, is holding back some of the creatures with a makeshift torch, the flame bright in the dim room. Byers is by her side, like always.

bonus close up because their faces were cute

[bites-and-bubblegum]

Marci, Bubblegum and PeppButt perform a seance!!

Drabble Requests: Closed

…

The candlelight flickered as Marcy felt her breath catching in her throat. Even in the low light, Bonnie was all kinds of alluring. She messed with the spirit box, and the vampire found herself laughing as it gave an earsplitting squawk, coming to life, the princess jumping at the sound. 

“Marcy, this is serious. It’s for science-”

“Serious science?” Marcy challenged, reaching for Bonnie’s hand, “I’ll try not to mess with your results too much then.”

“If you ladies are ready, then?” Peppermint Butler held out his own hands for them to join. “It’s the perfect time to commune with the dead-”

Marcy cleared her throat.

“-present company excluded,” he smiled.

Bonnie rolled her eyes as Marcy smiled wider. “You better not purposely scare them off, babe.”

“Who? Me? Wouldn’t dream of it, Bonnie!”

[actualrealliveanna]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻

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tagged by:   Tagged by @icxolation​ tagging:  @fondlyembraced​ (Edward), @anoceanofmuses​ (Hans), @litttlebeast​, and anyone who would like to do this!

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬.

FULL NAME.   Her Royal Highness, Princess Anna Luisa Agnarrsdotter Laandvik of Arendelle NICKNAME.  She doesn’t... really have any?? GENDER.   Female HEIGHT. 5′3 AGE.  19, in my main verse ZODIAC.  Cancer (Gemini-Cancer cusp, if you wanna get technical) SPOKEN LANGUAGES.   Norwegian, English, and Danish! 

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬.

HAIR COLOR.   Strawberry blonde, formerly with a white streak running through it. EYE COLOR.   Bright blue SKIN TONE.   Fair, with lots of freckles smattered across her body. BODY TYPE.   Slender, but she’s definitely got some curves! VOICE.   Bright, cheerful, and warm. DOMINANT HAND.   Right handed. POSTURE.    As a result of years of training, her posture’s pretty good when she needs it to be. When she’s on her own, though, she’s a sloucher. SCARS.   Lots of little ones from childhood accidents. She’s a klutz, so you can find them pretty much anywhere. She has one large one on her left breast, in the shape of a snowflake — where Elsa struck her. TATTOOS. None BIRTHMARKS.   If you consider freckles birthmarks, then absolutely. MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S).   Her warm smile and bright eyes.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝.

PLACE OF BIRTH.   Her parents’ bedroom in the castle. HOMETOWN.   Arendelle. SIBLINGS.   Elsa. PARENTS.   King Agnarr and Queen Iduna of Arendelle.

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.

OCCUPATION.   Princess of Arendelle CURRENT RESIDENCE.  Arendelle. CLOSE FRIENDS.   Elsa, Kristoff, Sven, Olaf, and her horse, Kjekk. She’s close with much of the castle staff, as well — they were her only friends for thirteen years. RELATIONSHIP STATUS.   Dating Kristoff, although they aren’t exactly exclusive (though this varies from thread to thread) FINANCIAL STATUS.  She’s a princess. DRIVER’S LICENSE.   No cars in Arendelle! She walks or rides Kjekk. CRIMINAL RECORD.   Nothing criminal, but she’s known for being mischeivous  VICES.   Probably lust, if anything. 

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.   She considers herself straight but she’d consider anything, as long as there’s mutual love and respect. PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE.   submissive | dominant | switch PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE.   submissive | dominant | switch LIBIDO.   Pretty high, Anna is a VERY sexual being. TURN ON’S.   Kindness, a good sense of humor, TOUCHING, mutual respect, charm men in positions of power and the slight arrogance that comes along with that i.e handsome princes make her weak in the knees from time to time, and PRAISE. TURN OFF’S.   Rudeness, disrespect, taking life too seriously, ignorance. LOVE LANGUAGE.   Acts of service or words of affirmation. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES.  LOTS of touching. Cuddling, kissing, holding hands and hugging. Constant “I love you”s. Long, cliched conversations about life.

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬.

CHARACTER’S THEME SONG.  Personally, I think it’s LIAOD. HOBBIES TO PASS TIME.   Reading, writing, singing, riding. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED.   right brained. PHOBIAS.   Boats. Cold, dark nights. Locked doors. SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL.   Honestly? Pretty low. She spent thirteen years thinking her sister HATED her. That’s not something that just magically resolves itself. She knows she’s awkward and has the tendency to put her foot in her mouth, so she’s hyper aware of this in all her interactions. VULNERABILITIES.   She cares about people waaaay too much. She takes things personally and worries about others, even if she hardly knows the person... I could write a whole essay on this, but I’ll save that for another post. 

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere God Headcanons: A Jealous God (God X Reader) (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello My Sexy Readers, yes I missed the first of this week post and am one day behind on the second one but it is because God in Hazbin Hotel is so hard to write. Everytime I sat down to do it got severe writers block on how to write him I may not even get this up this week I do not know If I do post this before the 21st I got it up this week but who knows.

Note this takes from things from the bible itself as you will see bellow Note this is a fictional god and not the real god no god in real life is not yandere this is for fun and entertainment.

-Base Yandere Headcanons With God-

.The lord is a all loving being he takes on the form of male mostly but being a entity he gender fluid. (In scripture he is I believe sexless we are going with male for because people mostly refer god to a he)

.He is the father, son, and holy spirit.

.He has never felt romantic feelings for someone in all his eons alive.

.That was until you, he created you and even he did not know how wonderful you would be.

.He sent his best angels to watch over you

.He also is all knowing.

.Being able to watch you no matter where you, of course he is a gentleman and is not peeping on you.

.If you did believe in him he also takes special time with your prayers making as many of them come true without breaking his rule.

.He said he would not get involved with humans so he rarely if at all interferes with you life.

.But you tend to be a bit blessed with a gentle life.

.If someone did manage to hurt you, and he could not stop it.

.Well that soul would be sent to the deepest pits of hell.

.God does have favorites among his angels, Lucifer for example was God's favorite angel and son.

.So you easily become his favorite.

.But God may be an a all loving God and love all his children. (Facts of the bible)

.He is also a jealous and wrathful god. He will punish those who have false idols and sin.

.This makes him as a yandere very jealous, he is your God you should only love and be loyal to him.

.But he is also a forgiving God and if you show you truly repent he will always forgive you.

.His arms are always open to you and it does not matter if you fail he will be there to help you up and watch over you.

.A Forever loving God, he will always love you and one day you will ascend to heaven and then he can final be with you.

"You are mine, I will bring you to heaven and it will be paradise."

[Ooooof like I said God for Hazbin Hotel is SO FUCKING HARD TO WRITE Took me SIX Hours sitting at my computer to write this UGH!!!

Anyways since I am a total and utter masochist I will be doing more of God headcanons and scenarios XD Like oh lord almighty I am a masochist

so here are some

-God headcanons-

with a sinner

and with a angel

God Scenarios

1: Meeting his darling (Angel/Demon/Human/Or all three) (This will be a mini series where God courts them in his way/Possibly stralks them/Slash punish people for them) (Female Curvy Bust Reader) (Someone on tumblr asked for that)

2: Platonic God with Arch Angel (Son/Daughter/Child) (aka Male, Female, Non Binary, Genderfluid)

3: Sinner Demon Earning Redemption through the Hazbin Hotel and Meets God who becomes yandere (Male Female Genderfluid or Non binary)

Well that is it for now, if you have any God scenarios or headcanons comment bellow and stay sexy all of my friends!]

[dangermousie]

S2 ep 1

1. This show continues its belief in lack of clothes and work outs. This is our first shot of Marcos this season.

2. Hector making up with Elsa out of duty while he and Maria stare at each other is a total visual parallel with Carol making up with Ivan out of pity while she and Marcos stare at each other. In both cases, NEITHER relationship leg of that triangle works out, which is surprisingly realistic.

3. Some of the creepiest things were constantly associated with Paula. Btw, pls tell me I am not losing my mind and she’s the clone of Irene, Marcos’ mom?

4. The one thing that can consistently, shamelessly make me cry in this show is not any ships (not even my beloved Ivan x Julia), not even Maria’s maternal relationship with Ivan but the way Marcos is the best brother to Paula. That just hits me straight in the softest, most vulnerable part of my heart. He may have been a lousy boyfriend, but an excellent friend and a brother without equal. This scene, where he tries to explain to Paula what death is and why she should enjoy life even though death is inevitable by likening it to her loving her birthday party even though she knows the candles will be blown out, the clown will leave and the party will end - ooooof. And the way he answers all her difficult questions (can children die? why do we not live forever? etc) and somehow manages to smile and make it all a good talk and not a horror...

5. Fermin, our amazing super agent, is so so so SO soft for Maria.

6. The thing that I always loved about Marcos was how unbreakable and unbroken he was. (I think he’s inherited it from his mother and Hector.) You could break Ivan (show delighted in doing just that tbh) though he’d be able to glue himself together somehow - continuing despite being in pieces was his trademark. But you could never break Marcos, not in any way that mattered (unless they took Paula away I suppose - shudder.) But also, when he tells Hector he could never be like his father - the bitter irony of that in retrospect. He’s right in the worst, best ways.

7. It’s pretty telling that Ivan on the run felt safe to call Maria and ask for help. Even if it all turned badly (Hector followed and brought him back to school and now Ivan is back to loathing her feeling betrayed), it speaks volumes about his instincts being on point.

I am also amused to note that this is the start of them not even bothering to pretend he looks like a high school student. Hi there, leather and designer stubble!

8. He’s only been on screen for a minute in this new season and he’s already being broken down. This show def catered to its strengths!!!!

I do so love Maria tentatively trying to console him. I looooooove how slow they took the mother-son thing.

9. Noiret! We did not miss you. I do love Ivan basically hiding behind Hector and asking to stay. It’s pretty telling that, as @theseasasleep​ pointed out, the school that might as well be a portal to hell is Ivan’s haven.

10. “I hate you!” Poor Maria, having to deal with teen acting out without having even gotten the cute baby years.

11. Marcos telling Ivan he’s glad Ivan’s OK. Awwwww, another step on your road to eventual cuddling bros!

12. The first and last time we see parents care about what is going on at the school. Apparently it’s drugs that’s the deal breaker. Not corpses or plagues or a convicted child abuser running the place or literal Nazis!!!!

Somehow with those parents that tracks however.

PS Have noticed that this school has provided zero support or counseling to minors whose classmate and friend supposedly overdosed and died suddenly? It’s business as usual!

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Well... I went and wrote Claire and Dwight's 'not-date'! <:) Tagging @mogships bc ik they wanted to see this <3

Non-Entity AU (The Not-Date)

Claire sat on her bed, staring idly at her phone screen. She had said a few weeks ago that she wanted to make up for the injury that Dwight had sustained the night they’d bumped into each other. Every day since then, she’d been texting him without fail, checking in to ensure he was fine while also tossing in some friendly chit-chat at Eddy’s suggestion. Through that chit-chat, Claire and Dwight had found some common interests, and they were quickly going from strangers, to acquaintances, to friends. On top of that, Dwight had mentioned days ago that he’d checked in on the injury with a doctor, and that, luckily, his nose wasn’t broken, even if it had been close. He was fine, and they were on friendly terms, so… the pit Claire felt in her stomach at this moment felt ridiculous. That day had come for her to make it up to him, and they were to meet up at a cozy café Dwight had picked out which was just a few blocks away. Hell, Claire had even gone to the place ahead of time to check it out, and it was great! So, the usual suspect, anxiety, was the only cause she could pin down for such dread.

“Hurgh… stupid brain… you’re really gonna pull this shit now??”

She flopped back onto her bed, sighing heavily when she could feel her heart palpitate and her hands start shaking.

“...Ooooof course you are. Oh, goodie.”

She jumped a bit when her phone pinged, Claire quickly pulling the device up to look at it. The shaking in her hands only seemed to get worse as she read the text Dwight had just sent.

「 Heyy, im about to leave my place, should be @ the cafe in like.. 30 mins. U still gonna be there or do u wanna reschedule? <:-] 」

Claire’s frown deepened. She forced herself to sit back up, knowing if she stayed laid down she’d stay there for the remainder of the day. She set her phone in her lap, bringing her hands up to her face and lightly slapping her cheeks in an attempt to snap out of the spiral.

“Okay Claire, c’mon. No ditching your pal, that ain’t cool. Just… suck it up, girlie. You can do this, you’ve done this before. It’s just… lunch at a potentially busy café. Where you can risk publicly humiliating yourself like you’ve done five bajillion times before, ooor even worse lose your first in-person friend in years. Nothing new!”

She put on a fake smile, hoping she could fool herself, but it immediately drooped back into a disappointed frown.

“...Man, not gonna lie, your pep-talks kinda suck.”

Claire yipped in surprise, eyes shooting over to her door where her brother stood, leaning in the doorway. He had a small frown on his face.

“C’mon, dude, you gotta have more faith in yourself than that.”

Claire fiddled with her hands at that.

“Yeah, I know… it’s really hard though, man. Especially when it feels like my heart and lungs’re about to explode into a million pieces, haha…”

Eddy narrowed his eyes at that comment.

“Alright, scaredy cat, I get it. Take ‘yer rescue ‘n take a sec to chill, ‘kay?”

Perking up at the suggestion, Claire immediately went to doing that, her phone practically falling right onto the floor as she quickly reached over to her nightstand and grabbed her inhaler.

“So, did Dwight give a time?”

Claire was silent for a second, holding in her inhaler before shakily breathing out.

“Yeah, uh, 30 minutes and he’ll be there if I give the okay. I… don’t wanna flake out last second.”

Claire went and took a second puff of her inhaler as Eddy responded.

“Then don’t. I know it’s easier said than done, but y’can’t just let this stuff dictate your daily life forever. Who knows, if you do back out then you may miss out on a fun time!”

She exhaled once more, tapping her foot. She set her inhaler back on her nightstand before turning to her phone, grabbing it up once more and looking at the screen.

“Y-Yeah, you’re right. Just… gotta give it a chance. Dwight’s a nice guy so far, this’ll be fine..!”

Eddy smiled and nodded.

“There we go, that’s the spirit! You got this, man.”

Claire gave Eddy a passing glance, quickly moving to respond to Dwight’s text. She can do this, she can do this..! Albeit shakily and with some typos, she wrote out a quick response and sent it.

「lol ofc im gonna stillb e there!!! gonna be a lil late tho, todays goin a bit sour but i’m still chillin sdghsdghs」

Dwight was quick to respond back.

「Oh fr?? Man that sucks, tyt gettin here, no rush!!!」

Claire felt a little bit calmer reading that, thankful that he was being patient with her. Taking a second to take in some deep breaths, she tried her best to relax before getting up from her bed.

“Okay, I gave him the green light. Looks like I gotta get goin’, now.”

“Alright, you have fun and stay safe now, yeah?”

“Yeah, Eddy, I gotcha.”

Claire offered a small smile to Eddy, and he nodded in response. Eddy stepped out of the doorway, heading back into another area of the apartment. Claire sighed, walking over to her closet and grabbing her bag, checking to ensure everything she needed was there. Once she knew she was good to go, she made her way to the apartment door, before leaving the building.

[...]

Dwight was already at the café, sitting at a random booth and fiddling with a menu. His face was already burning with embarrassment, and Claire wasn’t even there yet. He’d thought he was doing a good job at holding it back, but, honestly, he was absolutely terrified about this. Dwight had never, ever been out like this before. Sure, he’d been invited to random company parties a long time ago, and had a few family outings here and there, but a one-on-one like this was a first for him. At least before he could blend back into the crowd and do his own thing, but this time, all the attention was on him, and he had no idea what to do. He’d stood in front of his bathroom mirror all morning practicing the most mundane of sentences and trying to keep his composure, and now that prep was all falling apart. In the midst of that terror, there was another thing that had him feeling like an absolute mess.

The fact that Claire was so consistent with texting him was baffling enough to him, and at first, he’d assumed it was just out of pity and that she’d flake on him. However, upon receiving a quick text that she was down the street and would be there in a minute or so, he finally accepted that she was being serious, and that this was really happening. It was much easier to cope under the impression that this’d be for nothing, but no, it was something.

‘Ohhh boy, oh geez… I can’t believe I actually agreed to this, I can’t believe she’s actually sticking to this!! Crap, I’m going to make myself look like an idiot, aren’t I???’

Dwight reached up to his face, grabbing his glasses and fixing them up once he’d noticed just how much they’d fogged up, before realizing just how badly his hands were shaking. He sighed, trying to give himself some sort of internal pep-talk, eyes trailing to the entrance of the café. His breath hitched when the door opened, and in walked Claire.

‘Woah, okay, she’s actually here! Okay, okay, relax Dwight, just stay calm… shit, say something, she’s coming over here!’

Claire had spotted Dwight on her way in, and waved at him with a nervous smile before approaching the booth and sitting opposite of him.

“H-Hhheyy, Claire..!”

Nice one, Dwight. He mentally facepalmed at the horribly awkward delivery. Claire’s face shifted for a quick moment as she took in the awkward greeting, but offered a sympathetic smile to cover up her own fiddly expression.

“Hi, Dwight! Um– h-how’ve you been? Was the drive here fine?”

“Oh, uh, yeah, it was okay. Uh… t-traffic was a little ‘eh’, but otherwise… um. Good. Yeah.”

After that response, both of them went quiet, an embarrassing and highly awkward silence befalling the two. Claire’s lips pressed together into a thin line, eyes widening a bit as she stared down at her own menu, fumbling with it in some attempt to seem… alive? Interesting? Something, she didn’t know what the hell she was doing. Though, peeking up at Dwight for a split second, she felt horrible. It wasn’t long before she realized she couldn’t get away with being quiet forever, sighing and letting her menu drop onto the table with a small ‘plop’. Dwight immediately looked at Claire, sweating nervously at the sudden move.

“Claire..? Y-You okay?”

Claire, with her elbows on the table, leaned into one of her hands, a defeated expression on her face.

“No, not one bit. Hhf… I’m sorry Dwight, this is probably a total disaster for you, huh…? Talk about a dodgy way to pay someone back for fucking up their face.”

“...Huh?”

“L-Listen, I, ah… I know I probably seemed way more chatty and… extroverted… over text, but, uh… I suck. At talking to people. In person. N-Not to mention it seems like this is really awkward for you, too. Ughh, I don’t know what I was thinking with this, now I’m just going and wasting way more of your time.”

“Wh– w-wait, no, I wanted to come out here, this wasn’t a waste of time! I just, uhm. I’m not very good at this kinda stuff either. Err… honestly, this is the first time I’ve ever done something like this. I wish I was kidding, but, uh, nope. To be honest I was only fine until now because I kinda just… assumed you wouldn’t actually show up? Wait, shit, that’s not something I should’ve said, uh–! Yyyyyikes…”

Dwight’s face exploded into a huge flush, and he looked away, rubbing his arm anxiously. Claire paused, looking at Dwight with a semi-surprised expression, seeming to brush off the last bit for the time being.

“Wait, you, too..?? I thought the lack of talking was just me turning out to be this, uff, massive disappointment in person???? L-Like the sudden ‘personality’ switch made you not wanna be here anymore? Wait, that means…–”

Once it fully clicked that Dwight was just as much of an anxious mess over this as she was, she huffed out the biggest sigh of relief, letting her face plop against the table. Dwight flinched at that response, but settled the smallest bit upon hearing what she’d said next.

“Oh, thank fuck, I wasn’t the only one nervous as all hell about this!!!”

Dwight blinked dumbly at the statement, both of them failing to notice the weird stares from other diners who were currently being disturbed by their game of ‘loner’s first social interactions’. Claire couldn’t help but laugh, shaking her head and finally looking up at Dwight.

“Geez, and to think we got all worked up over this, ahaha..! This whole time, ha, thinking I was this total idiot, ahaha..!”

Dwight awkwardly laughed as well.

“Hehe, right, I uh. I’m actually kinda glad I’m not the only one, either..? Ahaha, man, and to think I thought I was some joke of a guy and that you’d flake, aha!”

“Haha, yeah, may be an odd thing to be happy over, but knowing it’s not just me makes me feel so much better about this, oh man..!”

Though, Claire’s smile immediately disappeared once she fully registered what he said.

“Ayo, what??”

“Uh– w-what???”

“That last part, t-the joke of a guy and flaking part??? You thought I was gonna flake..?”

Claire’s expression went a little sad.

‘Damn, didn’t think I gave people such low expectations..’

“W-Well, I mean… that’s normal anyway, isn’t it??”

Claire was not expecting this rollercoaster of emotions, going from nervous, to happy, to sad, to completely baffled in such a short frame of time. Even with the lack of positive relations she’d had since childhood, she’d never seen someone think that was normal. She sputtered and practically choked on her own spit in shock.

“Wh– Uguh??!? No??? That’s not normal at all?? Wait, oh my god that’s– how often does that happen to you?!”

“Wuh– Uhm, this is the first time I’ve been out with someone one-on-one before..! So I guess, uh… a-always???”

Now Claire was just downright offended on his behalf.

“I– what?! No fuckin’ way, that’s– bloody hell, people really never fail to be complete pieces of shit, huh..? That’s so messed up!! Like, not even when you were a kid?? Like in elementary, middle, highschool, all that jazz??”

Dwight frowned, looking away with an embarrassed look.

“N-No.”

“I… wow.”

Claire’s expression softened sympathetically.

“Oh, geez, Dwight… that’s awful…”

Her brows furrowed and her face shifted to a look much more determined. She thought back to that small talk with Eddy. Of course she had to have more faith in herself, she’s got this! No pussyfooting about, no backing down. Her hands slammed on the table.

“Man, y’know what? Fuck those guys! I may be a total mess and suck at talking to people, but ain’t no way I’m letting someone be alone like that. It’s official, we’re friends now, got that, Dwight? No more bein’ ditched, flaked on, alone, nunna that!!”

Dwight’s head flicked right back up, eyes wide at her declaration. Though, before he could respond, one of the waitresses cleared their throats loudly, letting them know they were getting too wild. Claire curled in a bit, expression sheepish.

“O-Oops… sorry..! B-But, uh, like I said..!”

She quickly shook it off and looked back at Dwight.

“Wh- what?! R… Really..?”

“Yes, really. I’m bein’ a hundred percent serious here! We’re bros now, bro!”

Dwight snorted a bit at the cheesy delivery, but was still shocked at the declaration.

“F…Friends…”

“Yup, absolutely my dude! My pal, chum, home-slice bread-slice, frienderooski–”

“Pfft..! O-Okay, okay, I get it, ahaha..!”

Claire smiled triumphantly at his laughter, mentally fist pumping. Though, she paused when her stomach very obviously growled. Dwight went a little quiet as well, before letting out a small giggle. Claire smiled a bit, scratching her cheek with one finger.

“Oh, right, gotta eat, ahaha. All this freaking out has me hungry, ehe..”

“Right, we should probably order something before we get kicked out for loitering, haha…”

“Mhm!”

Claire finally took a proper look at the café’s menu, eyeing all of the options. She was surprised at how many options the menu had besides the usual café options, but she chalked it up to this being a bigger place. Luckily, being hungry made it much easier for the usually indecisive woman to pick stuff out of the large menu. Though, Dwight could only sit there staring uncertainly.

“Um.. Claire?”

“Yeah, what’s up?”

“Uh… I dunno what to order, I don’t wanna make you spend too much money.”

“Bah, I could care less about that right now. I came over-prepared, so go nuts!”

“...You sure..?”

“Sure as I can be!”

Dwight relaxed a bit more, hearing the affirmation making him not feel as bad over this. Eventually, a waiter walked over. Dwight ended up ordering a chicken pesto sandwich and hot chocolate, and Claire a fettuccine alfredo with chicken and apple tea. Though, being a little overzealous she’d added in a basket’s worth of hash browns, too, to Dwight’s amusement. When the food eventually arrived Dwight found himself giggling some more.

“Wow, are you gonna be able to finish all that?”

“What, the hash browns? Nah, bruh, we’re sharing those! Man, these browns look crisp as hell… I bet they’re gonna be great!”

“Aha, well, I dunno if we’ll be able to finish all that… though, I will say I agree with that last part.” “Weh, if it comes down to it we can always get a takeout pack.”

Without much more delay, Claire dug into her food, letting loose and really just enjoying herself. Dwight went about eating as well, feeling a lot better now that the atmosphere settled into one of calm and contentedness. At one point, though, Claire’s phone pinged and she perked up.

“Oh, oops, forgot to turn that off, lemme just…”

She paused, looking at the notification and eyes widening as she read it.

“Ayoo..????”

“Huh? What happened?”

Claire had the biggest smile on her face.

“Oh man, I know we had this convo like… a week or so ago, but Studio King just announced the release date to the next installment of Spirit Blade???”

Dwight practically choked on his food. She remembered their conversation??

“W-Wait, really??” “Yeah!! Oh man, and look, they announced that Zeleste is gonna be the protag!!! Isn’t that great?! Lucky day for you, huh? Ahaha..!”

Claire smiled, showing her phone to Dwight and he looked at the announcement discussing it, eyes quickly scanning the screen.

“Holy crap! Oh, that’s amazing!! Oh man..! W-Wait, you remembered my favourite character, too??”

“Well, yeah, Zeleste is sick as hell, man! You’ve got great taste in characters, haha. Oh hell yeah, and Cyra’s a base character in this one, too!! Man, I was so mad when they made her DLC in the last one! I can’t wait to see what they end up doing with her in this one..!”

Dwight smiled wide, Claire’s excitement rubbing off quickly. He hadn’t really put his thoughts through the filter before speaking.

“Ooh, you know what we should do Claire?? When the game comes out we should play it together, wouldn’t that be awesome? I dunno whether it’d be at your place or mine, but…”

Dwight trailed off, realizing what he’d just suggested. He overthunk it a bit, worrying that the offer came off as an actual date proposition. Though, before he could even think of getting red in the face, Claire’s face lit up. She shook her fists in giddy excitement.

“Oooh!!!! Yeah, we should, we should, we totally should!!! Ooohoho, that’d be so fun, man!!”

Dwight’s smile immediately returned, and he couldn’t help but feel fuzzy at the joy in that response. He wasn’t sure he was going to get used to having an actual, legitimate friend now, but he already felt amazing so soon!

“How about at my place?? Eddy ‘nd I just set up a new couch the other day and it’s so comfy!! It’d be great for gaming, for sure! Ooooh, and, and, since I’ve got summa those movies I suggested to you the other day, we could watch those, too!!!”

Dwight felt his face heating up for sure this time.

“Oh, r-really??”

“Yeah, man, I bet you’d love ‘em, they’re so funny!!”

That fuzzy feeling felt ten times more intense now.

“Yeah…”

His smile softened.

“...That sounds great! Oh, but we’d have to schedule around my job, though.”

“Alrighty, sounds easy enough… hopefully! Hope your schedule isn’t too wild, haha.”

As the two continued eating, they went about planning their next hangout. After that, they found themselves going on and on about their hobbies and interests, the rest of their lunch turning out to be a blast.

[...]

A couple of hours later, Claire and Dwight were both back at their individual apartments. Clare practically skipped into her bedroom to put her things away, Eddy noticing right off the bat how joyous she was.

“So, guessin’ it went good?”

“Hell yeah it did!!!!!!! We’re gonna hang out again in a few weeks and play the next Spirit Blade game together!!! Oh, and we’re gonna watch some movies, and maybe some other stuff too, I dunno??? But oh man, I’m so excited!! O-Oh, wait. You’re okay with Dwight coming here, right..?”

Eddy smiled brightly at his sister.

“Yeah man, I’m chill! Judging by your vibes right now I’d say he’s hella cool, so he can come over whenever, just so long as he ain’t marchin’ in without knocking first, haha!”

“Eeeeeeeee!! Thanks Eddy, you’re the best!!!!!!”

Eddy laughed at that.

“Geez, you say that like I’m a parent givin’ ya permission for a sleepover or sumthin’! ‘Sides, can’t be hoggin’ the guy all to yourself, I wanna get to know him more, too!”

Claire laughed at that, turning on her heel and heading into the kitchen to get some water, her tone lightheartedly sarcastic.

“Nah, he’s my bestie, I saw him first!!”

“Pfft- haha, no fair, dude!”

“Yes, fair!! I get first bestie privilege!~”

The siblings laughed amongst one another, the two continuing their day like normal from there. Claire felt more than giddy for the remainder of the day, her energy being soft and warm for the continuation. Her Syncord friends didn’t fail to notice the change, and were happy to tease away about Claire’s new friend. Claire couldn’t care less, feeling fuzzy over the day going so well for once. She’d missed having in-person friends, and was more than happy to have that luxury back in her life.

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Chapter Nine liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

Recap time!

Oh shit the ARMORER I MISSED HER even if it’s just her voiceover lol

Y’all I am fucking PUMPED

Oh shit yeah Fennec Shand’s not dead I wonder if she’ll show up again too 

GOD I MISSED THE SOUNDTRAAAAAACK

OOOP OOP OOP OOP OOP HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOOOO

THAT’S MY FUCKING SON AND HUSBAND

THERE THEY ARE

LOOK AT THEM

THEY’RE JUST WALKING AND I’M IN LOVE AGAIN

BABYBABYBABYBABYYYYYYYYYY

HIS WIDDLE FUCKING FACE

OH NO HE’S WHIMPERING

OH BABY YODA GOD HOW I MISSED YOU

YES MR TWI’LEK LET THE CUTE BABY IN

YES LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS

*cinemasins voice* Space wrestling!

Oh yeah it’s those green pig species guys from ROTJ whose names I never remember, Gamoreans?

Wherever I go he goes KILL MEEEEEEEE

Lol bruh looking for other Mandos won’t teach you how to find Jedi, it teaches you to pick fights with ‘em 

HAHAHA THE BABY IS CASUALLY LEARNING MORE VIOLENCE YES I LOVE IT

Heyyy it was Gamorrean!

I feel like I know Cyclops’s voice for some reason

Lol look at Din he has sense

Ohhhh boy fight time

Time to see my husband kick ass

Oh shit shit shiiiiit is there like, a valuable underground trade for beskar and Mandalorians???  SHIIIIIIIIIT

LOL YEP GO HIDE WHILE DADDY WORKS BABY

EPIC GUITAR WAILING NOISES YESSS

ARMOR HUSBAND KICKING ABSOLUTE ASS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THAT WAS A FUCKING SASSY HEADBUTT LOOOOOOOOK

HE’S SO AWESOME I’M ;_;

HELL YEAH GET THAT TRAFFICKER BABY

AND CUE THE AWESOME ASS RECORDER THEME

I LOVE ME A MAN WHO NEGOTIATES

Whaaaaaat a Mando on Tatooine?  Good thing my Mando on Tatooine fic is an AU!

Mos Pelgo, huh?  New city!

Pfff it’s been literally less than ten minutes and I’ve already typed THIS much

OHHH SHIIIIIIT HE’S LETTING THE TRAFFICKER GET EATEN ALIVE DAMN SON

BADASS RECORDER NOISES INTENISFY

Oho, “The Marshal”, huh?

WAIT MARSHAL AS IN LIKE “MARSHAL COMMANDER”

ARE WE GETTING FUCKING CLONES?

OH GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

And there’s Peli!!!!!

Holy shit my fic did pretty well predicting that xD

Lol I love her

She is Me

BABYYYYYYYYY

wrinkled critter

Din she doesn’t know what a Mandalorian Armorer means

I LOVE PELI

HOLY SHIT WE’RE GETTING A MAP OF TATOOINE

SHIT I CAN USE THIS

BABY STILL LIKES CAR RIDES

Omg he’s actually sitting with the Tuskens!

TREAT THE TUSKENS LIKE PEOPLE AND NOT UGLY STEREOTYPES 2KFOREVERRRRRRRRRRR

Dang the way he walks tho

(sorry I had to *coughs*)

“Someone who looks like me” pfff Din

Wait hang on a second this “Marshal” isn’t fucking Boba Fett is he he better not

But shit this is on Tatooine it makes sense--

I’M BAD AT MANDO ARMOR IS THAT BOBA IDK I CAN’T TELL IN THE BACKLIGHTING

Ah a blissful stranger.  Not a clone tho, dammit, that would have been nice

He sounds young too, I recognize his voice

WAIT A FUCK THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BOBA FETT’S HELMET I MIGHT BE BAD AT MANDO STUFF BUT I’M FUCKING POSITIVE

oh damn and he just took it off in front of Din The Orthodox Mando WHOOP

Shit I know that guy’s actor who is he

OH NO OH NOPE HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL MANDALORIAN HE’S JUST AN ARMOR THIEF WHO STOLE BOBA’S ARMOR THIS BOI IS GONNA DIE AHAHAHAHA

Ahhh we’re going cowboy movies again

Wait so Boba wears real beskar now?  I thought his wasn’t

Lol yep here we go Din’s goin’ after him now

“He’s seen worse” Din NO, THAT IS HOW YOUR CHILD LEARNS TO STRANGLE PEOPLE FOR ARM WRESTLING

Tatooine’s got earthquakes?

2012 is that you?  Lion King antelope stampede hello

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THAT A KRAYT DRAGON

I’VE WANTED ONE OF THOSE FOREVER

IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

No really damn what is that thing lol

Could be a Krayt dragon?  But idk their designs

DIN YOU JUST ABANDONED YOUR CHILD IN A POT MY DUDE WHY

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS A KRAYT FUCKING DRAGON HELL YEAH HELL YEAH FINALLY AFTER FORTY FUCKING YEARS.

Ngl I was hoping it would look a little more stereotypically “dragon-ish” cuz I’ve been entertaining this ridiculous fantasy of Obi Wan befriending one in the Kenobi show and learning how to make the noise

But giant angry sand worm friend is also good!

Din bro careful last time you agreed to hunt something on Tatooine with someone new that dude betrayed you

Ohhhh flashback!

Oh for fuck’s sake why are we adding MORE slavery

Y’all know you can also have literally anything fucking else on Tatooine besides slavery

Gah sorry y’all

Lol Jawas again

And more Wilrow Hood ice cream machines!

Ok but so did the Jawas literally fish this off of Boba’s body, did the Sarlaac shit it out and they found it, or did Boba actually sell it to them?

Oh damn and these ppl probs knew who Boba was too

Oooh dinosaur-hyena thingies

DIN SPEAKS TUSKEN

I LOVE HIM

MARRY ME

Ok but now I REALLY wanna know how Din learned the Tusken traditions

GOOD BOY ALERT!  GOOD BOY!  IT’S A GOOD BOY!  DINOSAUR-HYENA IS A VERY GOOD BOY

TUSKEN CULTURE OH MY GOD I’M LOVING THIS

This is not a time to be a picky eater bruh

Ok there Anakin let’s settle down a bit

DIPLOMACY BY FLAMETHROWER DIN I LOVE YOU

Ok so if you eat a sarlaac does that also technically count as eating two meals since you’re also eating whatever it’s been digesting in its stomach for a thousand years?

Yep Alaskan Bull Worm

OH NO IT SCARED THE BABY :O

Din training a village to fight this thing is a wee bit harder than training them to fight an AT-STsaurus Rex

WHY DON’T WE JUST TAKE THE TOWN AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

This really is just the stereotypical Western episode but kinder to the natives

Damn

“Are you trying to blow us up?” ooooof they WENT THERE

More teamwork!

“Belly is the weak spot” hey so like Smaug!

Wait a fucking second I wasn’t paying attention did they bring Baby Yoda to where he could possibly get eaten by a dragon again

Oh yeah “dank ferrik” is another SW curse

Wait why are they just standing there and letting the Tuskens get eaten

Gahhh everyone’s being so brave I’m proud of them!!!!! :_:

OH EW FUCKING GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS

Gah I HATE vomit scenes especially unexpected ones

Sorry that’s like, a super major squick for me

And dammit they didn’t even kill the worm

Oh and now it’s up there and VOMITING AGAIN I HATE THAT

Oh shite that’s acid

Oh please be careful baby

Ok wait wait wait how did the Jawas even salvage Boba’s jetpack enough to make it fly the whole reason Boba got eaten was because the pack broke

Oh and now I’m seeing a bit of Jaws in this too

Bro noooo are you gonna blow up that bantha?

DIN NO YOU RECKLESS-ASS BITCH

B o i

Actually let himself get eaten

Din where are your braincells

Aw Baby nooooooo

Uh oh I sense more vomit

Or not!

Ok bro that was p badass

Ok yeah Marshal is p hot 

There I said it

ASLDKJFSDLKFKL OF COURSE BABY YODA EATS THE RAW DRAGON MEAT

That guy is hoooooooot

“You tell your people I wasn’t the one who broke that” lol yep Han better look out

Huh?  We getting excited over MORE eggs?

Oh goddammit and there is Boba Fett because of course

Knew it was too good to be true

Lol sorry y’all just wasn’t particularly excited to see him

Guess that means he willingly gave up his armor, huh?

BUT ANYWAY THIS WAS A BRILLIANT EPISODE

AND I LOVED IT

AND THE TUSKENS GOT THE RESPECT THEY DESERVED

Ok but it also seems at least Marshal and the rest of the townsfolk had the same backwards view towards the Tuskens as Anakin did, now I REALLY want to see RESPECTFUL discussion on colonialism on Tatooine, I gotta know more about this

Still super excited for the next ep!

Aaaaaaaaa!