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likesomekindofcheese · 4 years ago

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Or the One where you pretend to be Engaged (Joe Mazzello x fem! reader oneshot)

Summary: You and Joe fake an engagement to get wedding cake samples

Word Count: 2895

Warnings: some mild swearing, I guess, but pretty mild. Cake and marriage. Kids are mentioned. Shenanigans.

A/N: Hello there @assembledherethevolunteers! I am your Secret Santa! And this was written in your honor for @yourlocalmusicalprostitute Possessed by Love celebration! I hope you enjoy it! Also shout out to actual goddess @joeneslee for helping me with ideas when I got writers block!

“Are you ready?” he asks eagerly.

“I don’t know…” you reply, shaking your head.

Both of you sit in the car parked outside of the cake store. It is a small building, painted pastel pink building with a white roof. There is a wide glass window that reads “Let them eat Cake!” in a heart slathered on with white paint. It looks like a Hallmark Valentines Card, but were you ready to enter that place? With Joe?

Joe has always been your friend, and most especially your baseball buddy. The stadium was your safe place with him, not anything flowery or romantic. Both of you would discuss everything under the sun until pipe organs blared out chords when the teams ran on the field. You were used to the ballpark, the sun beating down over the rim of your cap. The taste of hot dogs right on your mouth and both of you eating ice cream cones at the last stretch as bats cracked the balls louder than anything on earth.

“Hmmmm” he would say in a Fake Commenter voice, thick with a nasal accent “numbuh forty-three hit that ball and ooooo he’s going!”

“Uph! He missed it! The ball rolling!” you would throw in, watching the action.

“Ooooo! Too baaad so saaaad!” Joe would continue with the voice.

But even at the stadium, you couldn’t even eat a regular meal with him. He would make silly faces, gulp stuff down, or shove his arms in his shirt as if he was a velociraptor. How on earth would you last through a wedding cake tasting?

“This is a lot for just wanting some desert,” you commented.

“Yes, but it’s free dessert. And how long until we have to pay for every good thing, Y/N?” He argued, smiling fearlessly at the place.

“But, what…it might be wrong…” you advise.

“Ok, what’s the worst that can happen?”

Thinking through, you throw your hands in the air in exasperation.

“Food poisoning,” you say.

“In this kind of store? I doubt it,” he shrugs.

With a deep breath, you go “okay…I’m ready…”

Both of you get out your boxes and place the rings on your left ring finger, but still in the car, where no one can catch you. You said a little prayer for a bit of normalcy. As much as you were hoping for.

The entire store is painted pastel pink and white with flowers on each counter and white cupids all over the walls. Cutesy love songs play on throughout the speaker. As soon as you walk in, a perky young woman with pale skin and a brown ponytail walks up and cheerfully greets in a Disney Princess voice, “Is this the future Mr. and Mrs. Mazzello?!”

“Yes it is!” you say with an equally cheesy smile.

Joe leans down and hugs you from the side as you lightly kiss his cheekbone. When your hand goes up to hold his, you make sure the ring sparkles in the employee’s direction.

“Yes, and we’re thrilled!” he adds.

You pop your hand forward to show and she squeals on cue.

“Wonderful! Let’s get started then! When will your wedding be?” she asks. She pulls up an Ipad from the counter and begins to tap enthusiastically on it.

Joe answers perfectly, “Next April.”

“So a Spring wedding! Are we thinking florals then?” she asks, glancing up.

You nodded “yes…”

As she turned around to take more notes, Joe whips his head to you and says in his smoothest, Streep voice “Florals in Spring?”

“Groundbreaking!” you finished with a repressed laugh.

“A floral cake would look beautiful! Let me get our expert and our baker ready with the flavors today!” she explained.

Zipping around, she leads you into the next room that looks like a small café with plenty of wooden tables and chairs. Already you can smell the chocolate baking in the next room. Sitting you down, she serves you some water from a crystal pitcher and Joe insists he pours your cup.

She keeps grilling you about everything under the sun where you both had to come up with stuff and wound up with the most cliché, cheesy wedding you could think of. Anything that would turn someone away. Not get too much attention.

The girl looks dreamy-eyed at the details of wedding planning. Thinking of one of her own in her daydreams, perhaps. But once the baker- a short, pudgy man with dark hair and glasses with an apron, your breath hitches. Especially since he is already holding a few plates of cake samples.

You feel Joe’s arms wrap around you as he sets the plates down. One plate has a cake with icing, and one has fondant.

“Fondant or Buttercream?” the baker asks.

“Buttercream! Please! Fondant is disgusting!” you insist.

“I need a cake as sweet as my sweetie pie is,” Joe says in a disgustingly saccharine tone. You can’t help but smile.

“What about the design? Simple or ornate?” he asks.

He folds his arms and eyes you over his glasses. You grit your teeth. Both of you begin to say the opposite thing, then Joe blinks, his face is red. Looking over, your eyes widen, and you nod furiously.

“Uh, simple! Simple is better! I’d like something my nieces and nephews can eat!” he requests.

The baker shrugs and confirms. He walks away saying he will get the buttercream samples.

Joe turns to you and rubs his hands together happily.

“This is it, Y/N! Here we go!” he cheers.

The young woman and the baker pop in from the back. Their arms and hands are filled with cake samples of every color and flavor you can think of. Each one is cut into perfectly square pieces as if done by machines. There is a chocolate cake, a vanilla cake, a lemon cake, and a carrot cake. The woman settled her plate down, her white blouse stained with the pink icing, and then hurried back.

The baker handed you several disposable white plastic forks from his apron and pointed to the trash can next to your table.

“Okay, are you ready to dig in?” he asks you.

When you look his eyes are soft, his hair is a little scruffy, and his smile makes your cheeks feel hot.

“I’m ready!” you declare

Joe’s phone goes wild with buzzing as you stab your fork into a vanilla piece.

“Sweetie!” you say, almost through gritted teeth, worriedly looking at his pocket.

Joe turns to his phone and looks at it. Numerous notifications are asking what he was doing and how it was going from…of all places…the band group chats.

“Oh my gosh, they’re all talking,” Joe sighs. The fork goes in and he gets a generous bite of the chocolate sample. But there is so much it gets on his right pointer finger.

He huffs like a kindergartener. He sets his fork down with a bit of a scowl, then his thumb presses the button on his phone, and it goes into Speaker mode.

“Guys, I am just at my fiancé’s cake eating, okay?” he speaks into Siri and sends in an instant.

As he takes a second bite, his brown eyes go wide.

“Oh, my go…. This is incredible!” he exclaims with a mouth full of cake.

The first bite of your lemon sample is moist and yet dense. Sweet enough to perfection. You love it. Right as you plunge your fork into it again you hear Joe’s phone continually buzzing. When he finishes it, he wipes the icing from his finger on the napkin and pulls it up.

“Oh…uh…” Joe spoke, he bit his tongue looking at the line of notifications scrolling down.

It won’t stop buzzing. And the lights blinking you can’t help but notice as well. Peeking over his shoulder, the band is on fire asking about the engagement.

“Why don’t you turn it off, let’s be in the moment and enjoy this together!” you suggest, touching his forearm.

He nods promptly and turns it off, putting it in his pocket to deal with later. He then stuffs the vanilla whole inside his mouth. He chews, and nods, going “mmmmmmmm!” in approval

“Ohp! I got too much buttercream in mah mouth!” Joe cries. He sips his water, moving his jaw as if it was peanut butter.

“Need me to take care of it, sweetie?” you ask.

You heard the loud whirl of the mixer in the back and the bell right over the door ching with the entrance of another couple

“Anytime, babe.”

You lean over and kiss him, tasting the frosting. His lips are soft, and you can smell his shampoo too. He smiles and goes in for another one with more pressure, with a hand pressing your shoulder. You start giggling.

“Woah! Save some for the wedding night tiger!” you chirrup demurely, pushing him away.

“Anything for you, wifey,” he says, and the pink on his cheeks are impossible not to notice.

But when you look behind you in curiosity your heart picks up at the sight. Your college friend and her fiancée had just walked in.

“Y/N!” she half-screams, “oh my god, you’re engaged! Oh my god!”

She hurries over to you in a loud squuuuuueeeeee and tackles you into a hug. But you’re silent. Not sure what to do or how to react.

“Now we can BOTH have our big day! Ohmygod, I’m so happy for you! Let me see?” he begs.

She points a hand to your left hand and finds the old ring.

“Awwww, it’s beautiful!”

You and Joe share a look, unsure of what to do. His eyes go wide, and you could see a bit of frosting still on his face, getting whiter and whiter until it looked like the buttercream frosting on the plate.

“Ooooo, and who is hee?!” she asked, going over to inspect Joe.

Her fiancée is in the corner, hands in his pockets, and swaying on his toes. Waiting.

“Oh, this is Joe. We are just deciding and trying out wedding cakes.” You answer firmly.

“Oooo! When is the date! I have to go! I just have to see it! I’m gonna cry but it’s gonna be worth it! You deserve nothing but the best, honey! When did you get engaged? I saw nothing on Insta!” she queries, head tilting in light confusion.

Crap, crapcrapcrapcrap you think.

You looked a little to the left at Joe, shrugs with a wide jaw.

“He proposed…at a game. Yesterday.” You say. “But we…we just wanted to get some details right before anything gets public.”

Joe gets up to put an arm around you.

“And my little snuggle bug here is so modest and didn’t want to overshadow anyone on their big day. Wedding Season, you know!” he adds.

Looking up, you give him a small grin and he grins back.

“Ooooo, but it’s your big day too! You should feel special!” she comments,

“We just want to get everything planned….and besides, I’m a local fringe celebrity. And I…I don’t want to get the media too riled up,” Joe responds, moving his free hand for her to be quieter about it.

Her fiancé walks forward, he takes her under his arm, and they lean against each other in a half hug. But he keeps squinting at Joe.

“Wait…I swear I may have seen you before…weren’t you in…uh…” he mumbles, scratching the back of his head.

You turn Joe’s head to the cake samples, eyes darting down to them.

“Hey…I think we have more cakes to taste we need to make decisions, we can talk later!” you say, tugging on his sleeve.

“Yup. Decisions. Big ones.” Joe agrees. Both of you turn your backs to continue.

“Okay, buy Y/N!” your friend says, she gives you a sweet hug and a genuine smile before she goes over to discuss her wedding with the employee at the front desk.

But right as you begin to work on the third sample of rich chocolate, you look up and saw of all things, another friend of yours walking in the café area while tying an apron around his waist.

“Y/N! Oh my god! You’re engaged!” he gasps, letting go of all professional courtesy.

He runs up and hugged you.

“Uhhh, yeah. I am. Surprise!” you shrug.

“Wait, let me help you. I just started working here and I’ve been binging Great British Bake Off for a month, I am a cake expert!” he says.

He plops down uninvited on the chair across from you and Joe, looking at them.

“That one needs to be cream. Not white. Cream. Though adding a few red flowers would be nice. Blue might be pretty, but red is romantic and passionate!” he advises.

As Joe looks down, ready to eat a third sample of chocolate with blue icing he snatches it away.

“Hey!”

“No! Not chocolate!” your friend scowls.

“Oh, come on! Chocolate is the best!” Joe argues, he grabs the plate and pulls it back

“Chocolate gets dry! And this isn’t a birthday or kiddie party, this is a wedding! It needs to be mature and professional with some decoration!” he says. “It needs a refined flavor! I have one I made this morning, let me cut you both a bit!”

He dashes to the back, returning with two samples of a red velvet slice. Once you and Joe eye each other, taking a pensive bite both of you grimace. It tastes more like a stale piece of toast than an actual cake.

You chug down the rest of the water and give him a half-hearted thank you. But right before you can change the subject, he gets out a notepad in his pocket filled with cake designs.

“This one would fit a wedding too…and so would this one…and this one!” he lists, flipping yellow lined pages of tiered cakes full of flowers and swirls. You can feel Joe starting to tap his foot.

“And all in that flavor you just tried!”

Standing up, you smile and shake his hand in thanks.

“Wow! That’s a lot well-I gotta get back on the -uh-juice diet for the wedding dress fitting I’m going to next Friday.”

Joe gets up to hug you from behind. He kisses your cheek and you feel a genuine smile grow on you.

“Not that you need it, honey bear. You’re gorgeous no matter what. You could wear a paper bag on the aisle and I’d still be blown away,” he compliments

“Thank you.”

He pecks your lips, “anytime.”

His ginger head turns toward your friend, gathering leftover plates.

“We’ll consider the designs and if we decide it’s what we want, we’ll call you!” he says, slowly backing away to the door.

Both of you scuffle out without a word and got into the car. As soon as you drive away, far enough to where no one near the store could hear you, you both burst out laughing.

“Oh my god, Joe…we did it! We did that!” you laugh, catching your breath.

Joe nods, his hand crunching part of his hair as he leans back into the car seat. You both park near a coffee shop just to get out and release more laughter. Wiping away tears, he turns on his phone to face the music. It was dinging like mad from the Groupchat and he smiles, amused.

“You won’t believe this…the band’s all amazed and…they’re asking for proof!” he tells you.

“What kind of proof?” you ask, sighing as your breath was slowing to normal.

“Ben says he wants to see a ring and a kiss in one pic.”

“We can ignore him,” you dismiss.

“I dunno…now Gwil wants one…and Rami…and Lucy…and Allen…and everyone…”

Sighing, you say “mmmk, mmmk, just a quick one.”

Looking down, you realize that the ring was still on your finger. You position your phone in the right place, put it on selfie mode, and set a timer.

He’s gonna kiss me again, oh my god, he’s gonna kiss me again, you think almost retreating your head, like a turtle in its shell.

Keeping your outstretched left hand just below your face, you both lean forward. There is a nervous twitch in Joe’s eye, and you hold your breath in place. The camera’s screen flashed “2…1….”

Then you both dive in for the kiss. Your teeth awkwardly touch together with a slight “clang.” Your lips match top to bottom and you can still taste the chocolate cake on him. But your eyes are closed, and your breathing slows. You feel him exhale through his nose. Both of you stay there. You feel your heart go fast with excitement and nervousness, as if this was a fever dream and not what was happening right now.

But you look at each other in the eyes and let go. You realize that the photos had already been taken for a few seconds. The actual kiss was longer. He gives you a sheepish smile at yours. He never looked at you like that before. Not that you had seen. You look back at him.

Now you are sure. There is a tenderness in his expression, and he blushes until he is the color of his hair. He is too.

“Y/N…I…I always thought…”

You went in for another kiss. No photo required.

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knightofthecourt · 4 years ago

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Love Bites - Chapter 8

Belatrice Gray was a TA at Belgrave University, working hard to stay on top of her marking and trying not to flunk her own studies, when a night out with her bff Randall and his roommates, changed everything.

Hamish Duke x OC fiction with fluff, romance and angst. OC description has been left out to allow for reader personalisation!

“Stupid, stupid, STUPID.” The vending machine shook as Bela whacked the side of it, earning her a dirty look from a young, blonde woman sitting at the table across from her in the student lounge.

She gave the machine another thump and her packet of Cheetos fell forward a fraction of an inch, and then stopped. Bela didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or give the irritating box a good solid kick.

“Wow, nothing gets a woman going like a faulty vending machine.” Randall joked as he joined his friend in front of the infernal device. “Don’t worry Bels, I’ve got you covered.”

He reached into his satchel and pulled out a Twix. As Bela took it with a small ‘thanks’, her eyes were suspiciously glassy. Randall grimaced, “Bad day?”

“Bad month.” Bela replied.

“Still on for our epic film night?”

Bela nodded. “When have I ever said no to The Princess Bride? We can grab snacks on the way to mine.”

As they walked Bela felt herself relax slightly, letting Randall’s easy chatter drown out the sounds of the students around them.

“We thought we’d celebrate the end of finals but Jack was busy with Alyssa again, like always - must be a Tuesday, right? I wanted to go to B&C but Lil insisted on going to that new bar down the road, the one with all the bikers-”

Bela nodded in sympathy, unwrapping her Twix.

“And then we got SO drunk, Hamis-” Randall broke off suddenly.

Bela looked at him. “You can say his name, Randall.”

“I didn’t want to upset you.”

“Who’s upset?” Her eyes flashed. “It’s totally normal to sleep with someone who ditches you in their apartment and then ignores you for three weeks straight. The kids call it being ‘ghosted’ Randall, and it’s a normal part of the college experience.”

Catching the look on her friend’s face she forced her expression into something she hoped resembled a smile. “Really,” she insisted, “I’m over it.”

“Yes, of course you are - I’m totally convinced.”

Bela had been trying her hardest to avoid drawing her friend into her little pity party over Hamish. She’d had her feelings hurt before by a guy - by a dozen guys, but this time it stung more than she wanted to admit. When Bela had woken alone in Hamish’s apartment with sore legs, a sore neck and, well, sore all over, she had been surprised. A few days and three unreturned texts later she’d been worried. After Randall had awkwardly confirmed over coffee, that Hamish was in fact, alive, she had been furious.

Despite hitting all of the usual heartbreak remedies - romcom binges, a rather satisfying round of axe throwing at the hipster place round the corner, and just plain, wallowing - Bela’s feelings were as raw as they had been weeks ago. As much as she wanted to, she just wasn’t moving on.

She’d quickly realised that talking to Randall was off the cards. He was her friend, but he was also Hamish’s friend. When she attempted to casually bring up the situation, his insistence that it was just a difficult and complicated situation (which he couldn’t explain to her), just made her feel worse. Besides, it wasn’t fair for her to put him in the middle of what was quickly turning into a bizarre and deeply depressing, failed romantic conquest.

The final straw had been last Monday. She’d been walking home from class, distracted by the thought of another late night grading papers, when she rounded a corner and almost ran head-first into him. The countless nights spent imagining what she'd do if she saw Hamish did little to prepare her. There was no apology, no awkward exchange or attempt to excuse his abrupt absence from her life, Hamish had just turned on his heels and walked off in the opposite direction, leaving Bela, and a very confused Randall and Lilith in his wake.

Once they’d all recovered from the moment, Lilith and Randall had offered to help carry the papers back to her apartment, but Bela politely and firmly refused.

Instead she walked the 15 minute journey home, closed her front door on the outside world and then, after setting the papers neatly on her coffee table, burst into tears.

“Bels,” said Randall, pulling her out of her thoughts.

“Mmhm?”

“I don’t think you’re fine.” He reached over and prised the mangled chocolate bar from her fist. “Blade and Chalice?” He suggested.

“Yes, please,” Bela said with a weak smile.

- - - - -

“You’re gone and I gotta stay high, all the time, to keep you off my mind, ooOo-hoo, ooOoo-hoo.” Gabrielle warbled from a stage in the corner of the packed bar.

“You didn’t tell me it was karaoke night.” Bela rolled her eyes as the brunette milked the spotlight for all she could.

“She sounds like an angel.” Randall slurred, pouring himself another beer.

Bela squinted at him. “Do you have a crush on Gabrielle?”

“Pffft,” Randall blinked a few times, trying to focus on the stage, “She does sing it well though…”

“Right, I’m cutting you off.”

“Nooooo, hells bells-ha! Bels. Get it?”

“Yes,” Bela sighed, “I get it.”

Randall frowned. “But you’re not laughing.”

“That’s because it wasn’t funny.”

Randall grabbed his chest. “You wound me Bela. And to think I thought of you as my friend.”

“A real friend would get us a refill from the bar.” Bela shook the empty pitcher.

As Randall stumbled across the room she looked around. The Blade and Chalice was packed with students, regulars and - was that? Yep - even a few professors. They’d managed to snag a table by the door when they got there but as the hours ticked on the place had quickly filled up and was now almost uncomfortably busy. The promise of cheap beer and bad karaoke clearly drew a big crowd and though it wasn’t Bela’s usual idea of a good night, she couldn’t deny that sitting here with her friend, downing drinks and mocking the performances was actually proving to be a pretty decent distraction.

“I have a surprise for you.”

“Is it more beer?”

Randall placed the pitcher on the table between them. “No, well yes. But also I signed us up for a song.”

“Oh great, so we can be the drunk idiots everyone’s making fun of?”

“C’mon Bels, it’s just a bit of fun. Let’s do something funnnnnnn, for once in our lives! No one cares, they’re all at least five beers deep anyway.”

Bela huffed. He had a point.

“Fine, but I’m not singing a ballad.”

Randall did a happy dance and dragged Bella up to the stage. As the first chords of Now or Never by Halsey began, Bela grimaced.

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Randall.”

“Big smile doll, it’s showtime!” He launched into the first verse. “I don’t wanna fight right now. Know you always right. Know I need you round with me, but nobody waitin’ round with me.”

Bela groaned as he smiled in encouragement. “Been through the ups, yeah the ups and the downs with me. Got a whole lot of love, but you don’t wanna spread it round with me.”

“Let’s take it to the chorus!” Randall shouted into the mic. Bela smiled at her friend, he was clearly having the time of his life.

Randall’s voice joined hers as they sang together, “Baby gon’ love me now, now, now, now, now or never. I want you to hold me down, down, down, down, down forever.” Randall shook his hips, eliciting a chorus of cheers and whistles from the crowd.

Bela giggled, for the first time in ages she was actually kind of enjoying herself. The beer gave her a fuzzy, comfortably numb feeling and as she watched Randall crooning into his mic, dancing provocatively in front of the crowd she couldn’t help but grin. When he noticed her smiling he grabbed her hand and twirled her round. They finished their song with a flourish and made their way off the stage.

As they stepped down Gabrielle approached Randall. “Nice dance moves,” She said, leaning close to him and batting her long lashes. “Want to buy me a drink?”.

He looked at her like a deer caught in headlights for a second and then remembered why he was in the bar in the first place. “Uh, I’m hanging with my bestie tonight.”

Bela rolled her eyes and leaned over to him. “Are you crazy? Go have fun - I’m fine!”

“No, I’m not leaving you alone”.

“Don’t be an idiot. Tonight was awesome, consider me cheered up! Now go.” She gave him a gentle shove in Gabrielle’s direction. He flashed her a hasty thumbs up and mouthed wish me luck, before following her to the bar.

Bela smiled to herself, Gabrielle was going to eat that boy alive.

She was making her way back to the table to grab her bag when she bumped into someone coming from the direction of the bar.

Lilith swore loudly as the glasses she was holding splashed over, catching the front of her jeans. “Seriously? I just got these, watch where you’re going, you drunk- oh. Shit. Hi”. Lilith looked up, her anger fizzling when she recognised Bela.

Oh God, Bela thought, if Lilith was here did that mean…?

As if she could read her mind, Lilith raised the glasses. “Uh…I’m just here for a nightcap.”

Bela eyed the drinks - a beer and a scotch. “Both of those for you?”

“Yep. What? Now only men can be alcoholics?”

Bela felt the effects of the beer evaporating quickly, along with her good mood. She didn’t really want to spoil her first good night in ages and the last thing she wanted right now was to start an argument with Hamish’s aggressively possessive bff. “Ok, sure. Have fun.”

Bela grabbed her bag and coat and headed towards the door, just as the bell above it chimed.

She noticed Hamish before he saw her. He was wrapped in a thick coat, buttoned up against the cold, distracted by the phone in his hand. Lilith shoved past her, approaching him quickly.

“Haim, sorry I didn’t realise - Randall said they were going to be at-”

He looked up to the sound of her voice, in confusion, before his eyes slid over past her shoulder and locked with Bela’s.

Bela watched in shock as he snarled - actually snarled - at Lilith and then turned and walked straight out of the bar.

Lilith huffed and slammed her drinks down on the closest table. “Really! Again?”

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bstormhands · 5 years ago

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Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure Plus Est En Vous Live Thoughts

Here it goes, the finale. Oh boy.

Oh! Eugene is doing a story recap.

Aw, two best friends.

That journal page looks a lot like the play poster.

LOL. It’s complicated. That’s the understatement of the series.

Goat headed monster and they show Milton and Shorty. Great gag there.

This is Rapunzel we’re talking about. Aw!

Hmm. I thought things were a lot more spiky where the Sundrop used to be.

Arianna’s here! Willow built a brick wall in the bedroom. Must have been pretty big room. Knocked that wall down, oh that’s great.

Ok so that’s where the promo came from. It makes way more sense in context.

Nice callback to Tangled Before Ever After.

Gosh, the music is epic.

They finished the arch, I notice its not a gate, in the wall.

The wolf too? Nice! And the waterfall. Okay they are really making it obvious they are redeeming Cass if they are racapping the bonding sequence from TBEA.

And we’re in the Snuggly Ducking with Eugene and the gang.

What Would Rapunzel Do? True, Rapunzel would sing a bouncy tune. I love how Quirin hides his face behind his hand.

Nice backup there Lance.

“We’re doomed”-Edmund.

And cue Rapunzel coming in and here comes the song.

When did Varian learn the piano?

Pascal fighting with a little pink paper umbrella is hilarious.

I take it this is called “Thru it All.”

Oh they finally notice the mark.

Varian is stepping into Demanitus’ shoes.

Snow/Eugene Fitzherbert = Snakes/Indiana Jones

Rapunzel put Cass’s room back together. Dusty. The Rose and the Cassandrium!

It Eugene’s face is back on the practice dummy, so did “No Time Like the Past” not happen?

Cass is having a hard time with the past. Really doesn’t like the maid in waiting headdress.

Oh look a climbing cliff, I’m sure its fine after a thousand years.

Oh no, not the Great Oak Tree!

Eugene had to ask.

Vigor! Talk about going hard on an esthetic.

Great gag with the girls.

That’s a great idea for a torch.

I would have expected a better lock then that.

G-bug?!

How the hell did Demanitus create a habitat like that at that high altitude?! How did the book survive?

Lance, No touchy! He touchy.

“Ah, nuts.” Is that all you can say, yes, it is because Disney, but yeah that’s getting ficced so much.

Ah yes, there’s always something. But what about luring her close to it?

Ah back tot he Demanitus device mountain.

Why does she care about Corona so much? Did she have a crush on Demanitus?

Oh Edmund, never change, okay maybe a little.

Oh, we’re doing the proposal now!?

So is Quirin affected by the mind trap or not?

Hulk!Ruddiger and Wolf!Catalina are awesome! But that’s not a good plan.

It’s locked! It’s unlocked!

Rapunzel finds Zhan Tiri. I would urge caution. 2 millennia, where did that come from?

I so love the animation, someone was having so much fun animating BooBerry.

Wait what?! Rapunzel wasn’t paying attention about the eclipse. Why is her sigil glowing? They ever established it was magical, I thought it was just a button.

It looks like like a steampunk Stargate!

Important safety tip.

Oh uh, Quirin’s being controlled.

Good thinking Varian. But yeah nothing like having to neutralize your dad, again to make life hard.

So there’s still some sundrop magic in her.

Feral!Zhan Tiri

Oh yeah, great idea, leave the bird in charge. Oh no.

That is the look of a princess with no f***s left to give.

Aw a song for Cassandra.

The Moonstone is reacting now too, or are we a little bit in the past? Cass is in Rapunzel’s room?

Nice move! Don't trust her at all! But I have my doubts the cage will work.

Zhan Tiri doing puppy eyes is so ridiculous

Backstory time! She was taller back then. Aw Demanitus had a monkey sidekick. Oh she's always had a boomerang. They had a thing.

The Lost Realm huh.

Crowley is thoroughly unimpressed by the Lost Realm.

Toucan Sam, is that you? okay, okay, that place is so creepy, yet fun looking. That has the most wacky vibe ever. They had so much fun doing that place.

Oh, hi Hector. bad to see you.

Why is Cass hanging upside down? Drama of course. OOoo, they were almost close enough.

So Edmund trained the Brotherhood, he's really good. Like Captain America good.

Pascal is willing to take on Cass.

OOooo, new fighting features.

Raps just walks through the rocks, awesome.

Rhinos can't jump

Speaking too soon, but I love that Kiara calls Varian, V. It has goggles too.

Milton!

Aw, an Umlaut vase.

Dabne, the hood had a name?

Now Raps is starting to fight.

Oh, hi Adria, wondered where you were.

Whoa, she broke Shadowblade

And now it gets interesting

The power of forgiveness!

Yeah everyone's back from the Lost Realm.

This looks familiar

This is my final form!

Yellow Rocks, not amber this time.

A very unfortunate growth spurt

For Corona!

Aw she apologized

Go for it Milton!

Hot damn that's some acting.

lol she grabbed Catalina

Hooboy the Hurt Incantation.

You know what? this eclipse is going on for a pretty long time.

Yup Raps always has hope.

Aw yes, There is more in you

Cool the shard is back.

Frying pans, we all knew!

YES, YES, YES, she cut her own hair!!!!!!

Oh come on don't kill her! That's ain't right!

yes, Yes, YES, YES, YES, YES, ALL THE YES! HEALING INCANTATION!!!!!!! Bring them all back!

Oh yeah, Goddess mode!

oh no.

Yes! Pascal. LOL Now you know how it feels.

HUG!!!!!!!!!

Walls are better.

Eugettle? blech

Nice new ranger outfit

AWwwww They said it.

A reprise of "Happily Ever After”!? WHooo!

Aww everyones there.

Finally the proposal!

And its over. Ok feeling pretty good. I can handle that ending.

I admit I was scared for a long time. So many shows have biffed their ending, that having a show with a good ending is …different. And this one has a great ending. It was satisfying and powerful, yeah it didn’t tie up every last loose thread but enough of them. I’m good with it.

Yeah, I’m good. I think I watch Tangled Ever After tomorrow maybe. I’ve got to digest all this.

This gets a place on the great stuff list. With Star Trek: The Original Series, Firefly, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

#tangled the series #rapunzels tangled adventure #plus est en vous #tts spoilers #rta spoilers #bstormhand's stuff

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lunammoon · 5 years ago

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Three Houses Characters as seen by @yeetx4

Byleth: Strong, Very Intimidating, Is actually a softie.

Edelgard: Level 1 Peasant => Level 50 Empress. Probably has a Male consort. Mpreg kid

Hubert: Snape 2.0 grumpy professor Edgar Allen Poe looking ass. Is probably happy MCR reunited

Ferdinand: Soft baby prince. Named Lance. Goofy

Lindhardt: Friend of Lance. Confused for a girl. Constantly flirted with. Has to keep Lance in line.

Caspar: Pre time skip: Trying to cosplay MHA. Baby Post-time skip: Looks like Sonic

Bernadetta: Babey: Level 1 Peasant => Level 50 empress. Grew up on the street. Doesn’t talk. Loves friendship. Standard anime girl.

Petra: Queen. Tsundere. Strong Independent WomanTM. Cool post timeskip hair

Dorothea: Catgirl. Big personality.

Dimitri: Pre-Timeskip: *laughter* is this Seto Kaiba? Hates the main character for no reason. Probably has a little sibling that they hate. Probally says: Then Perish or Begone Thot, Rich

Post-Timeskip: Looks like Miral & Lucio. Feral Boy. Ratman. Very sad. Kingdom fell. Looking for honor. Living in the woods. Disowned

Dedue: Supporting advisor for MC. Probably and Uncle or Dad to the MC. Dad energy.

Felix: *oooo* pretty boy. Used to work for MC. Chaotic neutral. Can’t tell if I trust him or not. Looks like Sebastian from black butler

Ashe: Childhood friend of MC. Seperated for a bit. rouge agent. neutral good. very baby. good fighter. maybe a spy.

Sylvain: Another Babey. The friendly rival of the MC. They are really close. “As much as love and adore you, I’m gonna kick your ass”. Turns into a general or knight.

Mercedes: *groans* oh dear. Pre-Timeskip: Anime mom. She looks like she’s sick. Strong mom vibes. Very sweet. Post-Timeskip: Something bad happened to her. “Then Perish”

Annette: Begins as baby. Has an older brother figure. Constantly underestimated. Does something cool when she grows up. Childish. Remains baby. Probably religious.

Ingrid: Probably the child of a priest or a noble. Hangs out in the library. Disney Princess. An interpreter or diplomat.

Claude: Oh I’ve seen him before. Really pretty boy. Pre-Timeskip: Noble. From another country. Goofy

Post-Timeskip: Becomes a pirate. Chaotic good.

Lorenz: Oh dear. Looks like he’s the head of the propaganda machine in Ba Sing Se. Snape 2.0. Had a psychotic break post time skip. Nice guy TM. Insults women.

Raphael: Soft bear vibes. Has a daughter or wife he cherished. Blacksmith/Carpenter. “why is his shirt so tight” Post Timeskip: Soldier or Blacksmith.

Ignatz: Soft baby. Advisor vibes. Friend of the MC. Keeps the MC in line and teachers her stuff. Low-key dad energy. Librarian friend.

Lysithea: Looks like she could kill you and will. Uncontrollable. She learns manners as she gets older. Acts as a spy.

Marianne: You know how sometimes there is a prince/good girl who meets a rouge with a tragic backstory. Works as a spy/assassin. Gets more chill and stable. Helps out the MC.

Hilda: Toga? Doesn’t give crazy vibes. Something is vaguely unsettling about here. There is something not right about her. Low-key tsundere.

Leonie: OOOOO. Probably an archer. Wasn’t taken seriously as a kid. Trying to get people’s attention so that people will know what she’s doing. Very good gal. Says “fuck it, I’ll do what I want.”

Seteth: Leader energy. All about rules. Professor. Has a daughter whom he loves. Doesn’t constantly talk about her. Looks serious but isn’t

Flayn: Daughter of Seteth. Powerful healer. Loves flowers and rabbits. Super OP. Soft-spoken.

Hannerman: Professor. People think he’s evil. Not that bad. Possibly the principle. Posh and has an accent “pip cheerio, want some tea”

Manuela: Definitely a MILF. Reminds me of Midnight from MHA. Kind of strict but also a little crazy. Probably flirts with Seteth.

Gilbert: oh dear. very serious. a librarian or a priest. not bad, just has RBF

Alois: Nice dude. He adopts every child that he sees. Uncle energy. Really strong and respects women.

Catherine: Ursa from fairy tales vibes. Absolute queen and unit.

Shamir: Related to Felix. hard to get a read on.

Cyril: Tragic past. Had a huge family. Knows everyone. Meets a general who inspires him to join the army. Is an archer, kinda serious. Doesn’t talk

Jeralt: Rouge king. Maybe a bit barbaric. A known and feared soldier/warrior. Probably still friendly. He has a son who he wants to become the next king.

Rhea: She seems nice and gentle but she’s probally nuts.

Sothis: God’s a literal child. Chaotic child god. is a gazillion years old. no one takes her seriously. could probally destroy the world. stays in heaven because she fears what she’s created

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windwardstar · 6 years ago

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And the results of round 2 and matches for round 3!

There are half the matches to go through and comment on so the commentary below the cut is shorter than last time. Again though, I’m not putting commentary for every match because there’s just a lot to go through still.

There are still a bunch of @langwrites ocs in this and they’re marked. Keisuke Gekko and Mama Gekko both are lang’s and they’re from Catch Your Breath over on @cyb-by-lang.

Afa vs Aldet: Aldet was a trained warrior, but Afa is skilled and very used to having to survive against things trying to kill him.

Bos vs Calif: Bos is good, but Calif is better. Bos is a self defense fighter who mostly is just really good at being bigger than the other guy. Calif is very much attack and kill predatory panther type.

Di vs Doese I: Di was trained to fight, but she was also trained to be a double team with Del. She’s also a kid. Doese I is a Riverport trained warmage who also learned how to use a polearm to defend herself.

Dolle vs Ellele: Ellele was trained by Lell and also has close to a decade on Dolle.

Elthelene vs Elthelene’s Lover: Elthelene wins hands down. Her lover was a very good sword guard and skilled will weapons, but Elthelene was trained for magic and she’s far more ruthless than him.

Fren vs Gled: Gled was the Trader Head and responsible for training Tali, but Fren just has sheer firepower on his side.

The Green Dragon vs Guri: Guri’s scrappy, but not trained at all for combat. The Green Dragon is the motherfucking Green Dragon.

Hat vs Henn: Hat the barbarian druid vs Henn the physically disabled weapon master. Henn may have made it further if he hadn’t run into someone who was designed to be able to hold their own one on one.

Idell vs Ihs: I thought this was going to be a hard one because Idell was Riverport trained and Ihs is just a captain of a riverboat, but then I remembered that Idell isn’t terribly good with combat magic and focused on healing instead and that Ihs is Lell’s aunt and that is very evident when she fights.

Iln vs Iyaan Parraich : This is another curbstomp battle. Iyaan just turns everything to fire. He needs someone who can match him magic for magic and combat fire magic for them to even stand a chance of defeating him.

Ji vs Kalr: Magical assassin who is ruthless vs a voidmage who doesn’t really fight at all.

Maldl vs Mosri: oooo.... hmmm gonna have to come back, maldl is trained but not good at magic, Mos ri is trained and has tech on her side, and they're both brainy strategy and ruthless...like Maldl is odelle's kid and trained by thath and idell but Mosri has sned and ri and den and tali and everyone else to train her although maldl does have in his profile he's not physically inclined... mosri it is

Nama vs Namri: daughter vs father

Nivelle vs Obviri: oooo... another hard one. Two very headstrong princesses who have skills and training... Nivelle though has warring land training

Odelle vs Oslen: ooooo... ooo... Odelle is a warmage before a healer, using plants and can destroy someone with one touch with her knowledge of healing magic, but Oslen is also a fighter and unlike Odelle is good with like straight up stabbing people with icicles and they both fight with a staff although Odelle is less trained with it and more brute force while Oslen has training,... also he can freeze Odelle's plants and break them... Oslen the incarnation of winter wins- plants die in the winter

Pirre vs Plin: oooo both pretty good but I think Pirre's experience fighting and defending herself wins out because Plin is more when she has to - practical experience over theory

Skaari vs Sned: the fact Sned has all of Skaari's style in his mind. and skaari is old and retired and not as quick as she used to be ..he wins

Taia vs Te: https://owlsofstarlight.tumblr.com/post/174542874701/writer-and-artist27-replied-to-your-post and https://owlsofstarlight.tumblr.com/post/174542631221/so-first-i-cant-figure-it-out-for-the-oc

Thath vs Theline: If this were anything other than a physical fight where magic is used, they would have been evenly matched and one or the other could win depending on different circumstances. As it is, Theline is a master of stone magic and Thath has basically no ability to counter it. She wins in a landslide victory. It’s over almost before it starts.

Therefor II vs Thisse : brother vs sister... but therefor II spends time actually fighting sharks with spears or sparring with others while Thisse I spends most of her time being a party gay and flapper in the gay bars

Uren vs Usatri: One is a trained guard the other is not.

( The following are all @langwrites ocs unless otherwise noted)

Evander vs Tirane: Tooth and nail, but she'd pull it off to punch Riyaz's dad in the fuckin' face.

Andrei vs A Bee (It’s just a bee): Andrei is a bee keeper. The Bee is defeated.

@ezzelbean vs Ignacio: One is a human from our world with basically no fighting skills vs a person with magical fire powers.

Inkstone vs Keisuke Gekko: Kei can definitely defeat a demon made of ink.

Lance vs Lockjaw: Dragon vs unicorn. Lance is Lunch.

Luka vs Mama Gekko: Would Mama Gekko murder a child? No Would she kill a child raised to fight in combat? Probably

Nyx (lang’s) vs Obvis (mine): Dragon vs sword guard. This knight does not slay the dragon.

Riyaz vs Radovan: @langwrites : per other continuities, Riyaz and Radovan have never fought. The implication with it is that Radovan has defenses about as strong as Alena's offense. And in this continuity, Radovan is basically a murderer for hire, given what mercenaries could be like. So, Riyaz either kills on the first strike or dies to the follow-up.

Snord vs A Shadow: (Both belong to me) Snord the snake lord cannot defeat his inner demons.

#oc tournament #catch your breath fanfic #catch your breath #my ocs #not my ocs

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celebritytgcaptions · 7 years ago

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Requests (6/24/17)

Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t been answering requests for a while. I was sick then I was super busy so I just kept missing the days I wanted to post them. But here they are now! If you’ve sent me a requests between June 7th and now it’ll be answered here. Thank you all! <3

@stoat-hypercube said:

OMG, I just remembered another celebrity I'd love to see here: Megan Traynor! I think there's a Lott of potential for a chubby sissy story, and also she's so damn cute! ^_^

Oooo, I haven’t done one for her yet. That should be fun! :)

Anonymous said:

Hey I was wondering if you'd consider doing a caption where a guy calls Amber Rose a gold digger and then is himself turned into a gold digger by her?

I think so. Like I kinda know who she is so I think I know her enough that I can do a cap for her.

Anonymous said:

Can you do one about a guy named Joey turned into Queen Latifah

Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Can you use Christina Hendricks more?

Yes. :)

Anonymous said:

Can you do one with stand up comedian Iliza Shlesinger?

I don’t know who that is, unfortunately. I thought it was the woman from “Broad City” and Rough Night but I was wrong. :(

Anonymous said:

Do a caption where Taylor Swift turns haters into silly sissies? For her to tease and play with?

Totes! There are so many pics of Taylor with girls from her squad that it should be easy to find a good one. :)

Anonymous said:

Do a caption where Selena Gomez finds a boi who just had a bad day. She offers to make it better. He ends up as a princess trapped in a castle against his wishes. Where Selena keeps him to play with now and then. He resigns himself to his fate as it indeed is better than before

I’ll see what I can do. ;)

@cumslutcockwhore said:

Bella Thorne is my cryptonite

I’ll make sure there’s some Bella Thorne cuming up then. :)

@sometimesboobswouldbenice said:

You should do a survey of what celebrities readers wish they could be :)

I’ve been wanting to do something like that for a while but just don’t know how to format it. Once I think of it though I probably will. :)

Anonymous said:

Can you do a forced feminization one with Birgitte Hjort Sørensen? She was in pitch perfect 2 and game of thrones.

Oh, the sexy German woman Anna Kendrick is almost gay for in Pitch Perfect 2? Absolutely! :D

Anonymous said:

Would you be able too make one where a guy gets trapped into the body of his best friends wife? With a pic of Liv Tyler

Oh, I like it! I don’t do too much with Liv Tyler so it could be fun. :)

Anonymous said:

Can you do a caption where a guy gets turned into Victoria Justice

Yes. I just put another requested cap in the queue with her BUT I’ll still do this. There will just be a bit of spacing between posts if that makes sense.

Anonymous said:

Halle Berry one?

You got it. ;)

Anonymous said:

I know you don't really do established characters. Could you consider doing Margot Robbie turning a boy into a bimbo harley version of herself where Margot has somethign to play with? Maybe hinting towards lending him to Gal Gadot?

I could work with this. It’s less established characters and more along the line of the “Celebrity Queen” tag I’ve got going (which you should check out if you get the chance. ;) ).

Anonymous said:

If you type in Carla Gugino Vanessa Hudgens on google should be a pic of Carla leaning down towards Vanessa from the movie Sucker punch. Could you do a caption where a boy was transformed into a girl (Vanessa) and Carla is her stepmother telling her that she better be a good dolly for her stepsister or she'll go back in the box.

Ooooo, totally! I didn’t like the Sucker Punch movie but those girls as so pretty (!!!!!) and I LUV the pics from it! :D :D :D :D (I think just typing that made me feel more like a sissy, I luv it!)

Anonymous said:

Could you possibly do a cap with Natalie Portman from V for Vendetta? Her scene with the bishop? Don't know if it's up your alley but could be a great option for a game?

If that’s the scene where she’s in a tutu and looks like a little pink doll almost totally! I’ve been trying to do a caption with that image forEVA!

Anonymous said:

Could you make a Olivia Wilde caption? I noticed you have only ever done two of them and I love her.

Totally! :)

#Request #Not a Caption #Amber Rose #Queen Latifah #Christina Hendricks #Taylor Swift #Selena Gomez #Bella Thorne #Birgitte Hjort Sørensen #Liv Tyler #Victoria Justice #Halle Berry #Margot Robbie #Gal Gadot #Carla Gugino #Vanessa Hudgens #Natalie Portman #Olivia Wilde #Meghan Trainor

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fuckpeoplewhojudgeothersthoughts · 7 years ago

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A tickling AT story

In the Breakfast Kingdom, Marceline, Flame Princess, and Princess bubblegum were wandering around. Marceline had come up with the idea to prank the breakfast kingdom again. This time she convinced PB and Flame Princess to join along.

Marceline: Okay so I got info from one of Breakfast Princess sisters on a way into the castle.

PB: Okay like a secret passageway.

Marceline: Yeah like that.

FP: I am not to sure about this.

Marceline: Oh but it will be fun, you want to her up for having princess day. What if this makes her look bad and YOUR kingdoms get to host it.

FP: YEAH who does she think she is?

PB: Yeah that dillweed alaways gets to host the event the candy kingdom.

Marceline: So yeah LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!

All Three: YEAHH!!!!!!!

They get to the castle at the back. They look and find the secret passagway.

Marceline: Okay PB, you know what to do. Breakfast Princess is hosting an event for her people. You load her desk with jellybeans. I know you have come back to normal and are no longer a pure candy elemental, but you can stil shoot jelly beans

PB: Yeah despite me being normal again I can.

Marceline: Your job is to her desk with jelly beans, when she opens it up to grab her paper like her sister said, they will go all over place when you shoot her with them.

PB: Okay got it.

Marceline: Then Flame Princess YOU turn into a dragon, like you did before and we escape

FB: Okay I will try to if not I will cause a distraction.

Marceline: Good girl. Then I will fly above and record it.

The three of them entered.

Marceline : Okay let's do our plan.

However then PB, Marceline and FP were zapped and lost their powers.

hen Breakfast Princess, her sisters toast and struddle princess and her guards showed up.

Toast Princess : Oh your to easy to fool Vampire girl.

Marceline: WHAT you tricked me, WHY.

Toast Princess: Your to easy to fool, to trap you and anyone else who joined you, this zap ray does the trick thanks to that Gross Lady that came by

Breakfast Princess: Oh I have waited so long to get revenge Marceline. Sorry that you bubblegum and Flame Princess have to join her, should not have joined her.

PB: ahhhhh I knew I should not have

FP: Dang this sucks beaten by breakfast princess.

BK: Oh yes it is going to suck but lets get the punishment phase.

Marceline: What punishment are you going to give us.

BK: Oh the one that will make you three look stupid like you tried to make, we are going to tickle your feet with feathers for TWO HOURS. Also I am going to broadcast it to the world.

Marceline, PB and FP just groaned.

PB: No I Am going to look so stupid. I am very ticklish.

Marceline: HAHAH your ticklish.

PB: What your not?

Marceline looked down with a sigh.

Marceline: I am very ticklish.

FP: Next time I am not listing to you two, they are going to laugh at me when I get home.

Back at the tree house Finn and Jake were sitting down when they noticed something on the web, called the punishment of Bubblegum, Marceline and Flame Princess

Finn: WHAT is this Jake? The latest video on ooo tube says the breakfast kingdom is going to punish PB, FP, and Marceline.

Jake : WHAT this is awesome.

Finn: Awesome no we have to save them.

Jake: YOU know they were going to prank the kingdom and they got caught. Plus this could be fun, let's see what it is.

Finn: Okay I guess so.

Back at the Breakfast Kingdom

BP: OKAY you guys ready??????? WE have a HUGE broadcast today. We have here three pranksters that thought they would be funny and humiliate me but I am going to embarrass them.

Marceline, PB and FP powerless from the Taser being held up by the syrup guards

B: IT IS TIME!!!! WE embrass these THREE!!!!!!! LETs put them in these chairs and tickle their feet

BP pointed towards the three chairs, each with a stool in front BP: NOW Lets put them in the chairs and tie them down and take off their shoes and socks off!!!!!!

The guards and breakfast princess tied in this order, Marceline, PB and FP down to the chairs. They then put all three of their feet on the stools. Breakfast princess took off Marceline's boots and then took off her socks, showing her pretty bare feet. Toast princess then took off Princess Bubblegum's boots and then smiled as she removed her socks making her barefooted, toes wiggling with the cool air. Then Struddle Princess took off Flame princess shoes and then socks off making her fiery bare feet shown the whole world.

Then all three of their now bare feet are tied down to the stools.

Breakfast Princess: The girls are barefooted, and now it is time to start the torture.

Princess bubblegum, Flame Princess and Marceline looked on as all they could is wiggle their toes.

Breakfast Princess: It is time to to tickle.

Breakfast Princess got our three feathers and handed one to each of her sisters.

Then Brekfast Princess grabbed a rolling chair and went to Marceline and sat in front of her bare feet, feather in hand

BP: I would say I am sorry but I am not.

Breakfast Princess brought the feather down to Marceline, looked at her and then started tickling Marceline's bare feet with the feather

Marceline: AHAHAHAHHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHA OOOOOO he hoohohohohhahahahhahaha ooooo oooo

Toast Princess got in front of Princess Bubblegum's bare feet stting on a stool and started tickling them with it.

PB ahahhahahahahahahahah OOOO OO OO OO hehehhoohohohoh hahahahahah hhohohohoohhoohohohohohoh

Then Struddle Princess got in front of flame princess feet. Flame Princess tried to scrunch her feet but to no avail, as struddle princess smiled started tickling Flame Princess bare feet with the feather.

Flame princes : ahhahoohohohohoahhahahahehehehheehhehohoihahhahaha hoohohohohohohohoohohohohohohoho hehehehehhehe

FP, PB and Marceline laughed as their bare feet are tickled with feathers.

Finn: ummm yeah this is actually awesome.

Jake : LAME I am going to talk to BMO.

inn: Okay but this is very funny stuff.

Jake: Yeah whatever tickling is stupid.

Back at the breakfast kingdom PB, Marceline and FP were laughing very hard 20 minutes had gone by as their bare feet tickled without mercy.

Marceline : hehehehehehehhohohohohohohoohohhohhahahohohohohohohoohohohohohohohohohoh Breakfast Princes tickles Marceline's feet with a stern look

PB: hehehehehehehheheheohohohohohohahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaohohohohoh Toast Princesses tickles PB's feet with a huge smile

FP: AHAHHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHHEHEHOHOHOHOOH

FP laughs as her firey bare feet are tickled with the feather of struddle princess.

BP: REVENGE is so sweet.

Struddle Princes: It is very sweet

Toast Princess: Very much so since I am tickling the feet of the candy elemental.

The three tickle and tickle the bare feet of Marceline, PB and Flame Princess.

BP: This is what you get for trying to prank us.

Marceline : hehehehhehehhohohohohohohohohhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah This sounds like a good punishment hehehohohohoahhahahahahhahahahah

Back at the treehouse.

Finn: Man this is intense and awesome.

BMO: What is going on?

Finn : Marceline's prank went wrong and now they are in quite a pickle

Finn shows BMO.

BMO: Oh I see. "laughs"

Back at the Breakfast Kingdom an hour has passed since the tickling started. You see Marceline, Princess Bubblegum and Flame princess bare feet being intensely tickled by the feathers of the breakfast princesses

Marceline : ahhehehhoohohohhahahahahahahhoohohohohohohohohoohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoohoh

PB: heheoohohohoahhahhahahhahhohohohohohohohohohohohoh

FP: hehohohoohohhhhhhhhhhhahahohohohohohohohohoohohohoho

Marceline: hohoohohohhehehehehhoohohoho I give up i heheh i am going not even struggle hehehohohohoh

PB: hhahhehhohohohohohohohohoh no you must hehhohohohohohahahahhahahahahahahahhahah

Marceline: hahhahehhohoohohohohohohohohohoho this not as hehhohohoohohhahahahahah I will have fun with it, hehehhehehe what choice do we have. hehehehohohohohooh

PB: To hehehohoohhohahahahahhohoohohohohoh not give in resit hehehoohohohhahahahahhahohooh

Marceline: ehhehohohohoahhahahaha your lose bonnie hehehohohohohahahahhohoohohohohohohohohohoho

FP: hehohohohoohohohohhohoh I am going to stop struggling to, hahahhaoaoaohhhohohoooohoho it is better to just let hang loose hehehhohoahhahhahahahha

Marceline and FP gave up and relaxed as their bare feet are tickled with the feathers. Princess Bubblegum still tried to resist while here bare feet was tickled with a feather.

Thirty minutes passes and Marceline, PB and Flame princess bare feet are tickled with the feathers and it feels more intense

Marcelie :HAAHHAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEHEHEH

PB: hohohohehehehheohooahahahhahahahahhahahha

FP: hehohohoehhehehehahahhaghahahhahahahhahahha

Breakfast Princess: It is time to bring the big guns, we need ms. Bubblegum to relax over there instead of struggle.

In come 3 Syrup Guards with feathers. One comes in down and joins Breakfat Princess and uses her feather to tickle Marceline's bare feet

Marceline: EHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOOHHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOOHOHO

Then one comes in a joins Toast princess and helps her tickle Princess Bubblegum's bare feet with her feather.

PB: HHHHHHHOHHOHOHHOHEOEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHHA No HOHOHOHOHHO Okay I will Relax for the rest hehehohohohahahahahhahahahahah

Pb relaxed and just let the two tickle her bare feet with feathers with no resistance.

In came a guard and she help Struddle Princess tickle FP feet with her feather.

FP :AHAHHAHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH

For the next thiry minutes FP, PB and Marceline are tickled on their bare feet with feathers not resisting.

PB: HAHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

Marceline : hhohohehehehohhoeuehoehhohohahahohho

FP: hhohohhohoeoeoeoohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh

Then about five minutes after the thirty minutes the tickling finally stopped

Marceline; hah Finally.

Breakfast Princess: Now we only have twenty minutes to get these three out of here before their get their powers back. Now take them out now before they get revenge. I have a date to go on

Toast Princess : A date.

Breakfast Princess : Yes a date.

The three syrup guards threw out Marceline, PB , and FP out of the kingdom.

Marceline: HEY what about how shoes and socks?

Guard: Sorry but the kingdom keeps those, plus we want to force you to walk barefooted.

The guard walks away.

PB: Well thanks to you we not only get tickled but we have to walk home bafefooted

FP: eh I am use to it, use to do it all the time

Marceline: Hey at least it is over, you to have subjects that are going to laugh at you.

PB: Yeah we are.

They wait till they get their powers back and Marceline puts PB on her back and flies. FP goes with them

Back at the tree house, Finn hears the door bell ring.

Finn : ahh she is here

Outside is BP.

BP: Hey there, ready for this date?

Finn: I am!!!!!! Oh nice job on the foot tickling, they are awsome, but that was funny.

BP: "laughs" Yeah it was.

The two talk inside a for a while. Then they get a ring on the doorbell. It is FP, Marceline, and PB barefooted after their embarrassment. Finn came outside to greet then

Finn: Hey there gals, I guess you had a "good laugh".

PB: So you saw on the web?

Finn: YEP.

PB: Well we wanted to come visit you before we are mocked by our own people.

FP: That sucked

Marceline: It did it was horrible.

Finn: yeah it did for you guys hahahha.

They all looked him pissed.

Then out come Breakfast Princess.

BP: Who are you talking to?

Then she saw the three she had tortured.

BP: OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Marceline, PB and Marceline just smiled.

PB: Well now that your on OUR TURF I order that you BP will be tickled ON YOUR FEET!!!! And your joining her Finn

Then FP put a ring of fire around Breakfast Princess and Finn surrounding them with it and both looked scared

Thirty Minutes later you see Finn and Breaksfast Princess tied up to chairs in PB's castle, surrounded by a still barefoot Marceline, PB and FP

PB: IT is time to TAKE off their shoes and socks off !!!!!!

FP and Marceline would take off Breakfast Princess eggshell shoes off and then her tiny socks off making her barefooted.

Then PB would remove Finn's shoes and socks off making him barefooted.

Then BP And Finns bare feet were tied down to stools in front and their bare feet wiggled with the cool air. '

BP: Come on show mercy.

Finn: Yeah can't you let this go.

PB, Marceline and FP: NOOOOOO

They all got out feathers.

BP and Finn with their propped up bare feet looked at each other with a sigh.

Marceline and FP started tickling Breakfast Princess's bare feet with feathers.

BP: HEEHHEHOHOHIHIHIHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Bubblegum started tickling Finn's bare feet with her feather

Finn: HEHEHOHOHOHOHOHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Marceline: tickle tickle tickle, NOW this is revenge.

Marceline tickle BP's bare feet with the feather going back and forth

BP: ahahhahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohhehehehhehehe

PB: Yes this is awesome, plus you have cute feet Finn

PB tickles his feet with the feather

Finn: OHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEGHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEHEHEHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Marceline : Remember what YOU Said this is what you GET now!!!!!!!

FP: Yes so sweet

PB: Tickle tickle tickle

Bubblegum tickles Finn's bare feet with feather, Marceline and FP tickle Breakfast princess bare feet more intensly.

Finn: Ohhahahahehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheh

BP: ohhahehhehehehehehhhehehooooo like you heheheheh said this a good punishment hahahahaohahaooahaooh

The End.

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DCOM Rankings #76: Princess Protection Program

Took a little break from DCOMs for a little vacay.

So this was another favorite of mine when I was younger (I don’t want to say little because I was 13-14 at the time) and I was also afraid this would be another movie that was sent to the depths of nostaglia and actually not very good. Thank god I was wrong.

Before I start I remember reading in one of those teen magazines that there was a lot of tension between Demi and Selena either during or after production of this movie. And idk if they even speak to each other anymore, probably not. Demi’s going through some shit, and has been for quite some time. Both still release music which is cool, and Selena is embracing her Spanish-speaking side.

Anyway, this is about the movie. So overall I pretty much loved it. Reminds me a lot of Princess diaries, just the fancy dresses and the mannerisms and the ceremonies and all that jazz. There’s actually not many flaws to this one that I can think of. I think the biggest one for me is that they do wayyyy to hard on the “Princess theme”

Like, I get that the movie is supposed to teach how princesses are supposed to be good leaders and selfless and caring and all that. But my god that’s all everyone in the school talked about! Princesses princesses princesses! I get it ha ha Rosie is actually a Princess ooooo wow what a coincidence! Like, come on, not even homecoming prince or king?? What about the guys?? No realistic school (at least the staff) wouldn’t care THAT much about some homecoming crown. But whatever. It’s just a movie.

Other than that, I don’t see too many other big flaws. There are some nitpicks though. Like, the villain is too mustache- twisty for me. Like his appearance and mannerisms didn’t feel like he was as much of a threat as he could have been. Then there’s the Spanish tabloids getting into the school, like 1) how and why did those get shipped to America? And 2) how did the school get ahold of them?? I want answers!! Lastly, the other antagonist was honestly not very strong, she just wanted the crown, and that was pretty much it to her character.

This movie reminds me of my youthful days where every girl my age, including me, wanted to be a princess. And the makeup and the hair and the outfits and all that, I wanted it. The movie took me back to a time where I remember getting ready for my own school dances or those father daughter dances, oooo and my cousin’s wedding and I was the flower girl, or even the game pretty pretty Princess. Ugh take me back pleaseee.

Anyway, I love DCOMS that focus on the simple high school life with a little twist. That’s why I always give movies like High school musical, minutemen, hatching Pete, homecoming warrior, etc. such high grades. This is no exception. Even if their real-life counter parts may or may not have gotten along, the characters Rosie and Carter have such an amazing dynamic that’s undeniable.

They also fit quite a lot of content into the 90 minute time frame which is quite impressive! I really felt like everything that was in there was needed at least somewhat. Some parts were a teeeeeny bit boring but i guess it was only because I was waiting for the action to happen at the end. I feel like the end action sequence could have happened a little sooner so the final act didn’t seem so rushed, but that’s just me.

The theme is a great one, especially for girls who want to be a princess, or need to be reminded that being a leader doesn’t just mean you get all the perks for becoming one. For example: I have a supervisory position at my job that pays more and has benefits. However, that also means I’m responsible for supervising graduate assistants and interns. And I have a lot more decision-making abilities that impact the entire project I’m working on. So yes, the perks are a lot better but I also have a lot more work on my plate, and that work is a lot more important.

To quote one of my favorite movies, “with great power, comes great responsibility” and it’s one of the truest things that’s ever been said. But this movie is also about not judging a book by its cover (something DCOMS also do a lot) but it’s more about not to label someone just because of what their title is, how just because they have a certain title or even a certain quantity/characteristic, it doesn’t mean their lives are perfect and that everything goes their way. Carter used to be kind of a loner and prides herself in the fact that she’s not popular because at least non-popular people are nice and not stuck up. She learned that relying on others and also reserving judgement can go a long way with making friends. And that being a princess is so much more than just the pretty dress and tiara.

Honestly I had a great time with this and I would love to re-visit it. I feel like I gave so many DCOM’s an A+ but hey it’s my list and I can do what I want with it, so A+ it is!! It’s going to be a teeny bit lower on that particular list but still an A+.

Okay, I forget the next one, but I know it’s going to be a good one (actually one of the last good ones I have personally watched) see you then!! Hopefully it doesn’t take me too long this time.

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