#oooomfg

[godoftoads]

ooooooh my fucking god 🥵

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

[posterprophecies]

me when i have so many troubles and grievances. omfg. 

[luvrxbunny]

YESSSS

Pretend

Kink: Virginity

Jake/f!reader

*

“Would you pretend?” he asks against your mouth, both your lips swollen from the heated kisses you’ve been sharing. The back of Jake’s car is downright luxurious, plenty of room for someone to kneel, seats soft and clean and wide enough for a body to lay on. Most nights when he wants to go cruising, the two of you end up like this in a parking garage or on a back road.

“Pretend what?” you ask, brain moving slow, like it has been dipped in molasses.

“Pretend it’s your first time,” he says. The two of you had been swapping stories about how you lost your virginities—it had made Jake delightfully jealous, you had thought, his hands tightening on the wheel when you discussed the naive, shy way you had touched another man. But then he had pulled off the nearest exit and driven you here to a secluded spot where the pavement had turned to gravel. “Pretend you’re a virgin. Would you?”

“You’d like that?” you wonder, a little baffled. But before he can answer, you slip into the role. You let your eyes soften, a hint of anxiety in them. Your voice quivers a little, fingers playing with the loops of his belt as you say: “I thought most guys didn’t like inexperienced girls.”

Jake groans. He fucking moans at the way your voice shakes, the way your hands flutter away from where you truly want to touch him, the way you look up through your lashes at him, like there’s a need inside you that you don’t understand but desperately need him to quash. He leans down and mouths at your neck softly. “Most guys don’t. But something about it makes me crazy.”

“You’d be my first?” you ask him, breathless with hope. “You’d be okay with that? Being the first inside me?”

His hips jerk against yours, cock brushing your pussy through your denim and his own slacks. “Yes, fuck, yes!”

“But…but Jake—your cock feels so big—what if it doesn’t fit?” you ask.

“Sweet little pussies like yours will stretch, baby,” he says, hips beginning a slow series of grinding thrusts against you. You try to meet him clumsily, even though you know him and his body so well, even though the rhythm you both have established is so solid that it’s hard not to be in sync with him. “You were made to take a cock like mine.”

God help you, because you feel your own blood rising at this little charade. Something about how aroused Jake is arouses you to a degree you hadn’t expected. Your legs shake around him.

“Jake, fuck, it feels good,” you whine, tilting your hips to welcome his own more easily. “Is it going to feel like this when you—when you put it inside me?”

“Better,” he groans. “So, so much better.”

“Feels like, like it does when I touch myself at night,” you gasp, letting your mouth quirk into a grin that borders on evil where he cannot see. “Feels like I’m gonna cum, Jake.”

Jake’s the one who cums, body stiffening, sucking in a breath through his teeth as his cock twitches in his pants. You loop your legs around his waist, helping him to thrust more firmly against you, groaning softly and tangling your fingers in his curls to scratch at his scalp with your blunt nails.

“Fuck,” he gasps, shaking. “I’m sorry.”

“Which of us was the virgin that time?” you tease.

He rolls you both onto your sides and swats your ass.

[kinsonas]

i was wondering if you still have the pride icon requests open, if so, is it okay to ask for transfem gf and transmasc bf from fnf? matching or not, its for me and my gf who have those kins!! its okay if you cant do it btw, no pressure /gen nf

♥ LOVE LOVE! ♥

you have NO idea how fast i ran to make these oooomfg dfjgfdg these were so comforting to make we are shaking paws in twinning in transmasc bf !!!!!! i hope u guys like them!!!! EDIT: forgot to say that we accept pride icons year round :] !!! june is when they take priority over regular requests!!!

[teddybeartoji]

started blue lock and oooomfg isagi is soooso cuteee:333

[trigunwritings]

Oooomfg I'm in love with your writing and ideas! I would have said something sooner but i didn't have the time to collect my thoughts and scream about plant reader!!!!!!!

Just to be vague, i had came up with a surrounding idea that plant reader was solely made just for reproduction. She would also have a sister for obvious reasons!

Also seeing you along with everyone dropping facts about the plant anatomy makes me want to drop everything i have to do, just to do research 😤😤

I wish I could say I responded emotionally to this ask like a totally normal person, but I would be a LIAR if I tried to say that idea right there is not 75% of my personal kinks in fiction, ones that I so very rarely get to indulge in save for the most peculiar of settings and fandoms 😭

Plant!Reader originating as a reproduction experiment or project is like 👌👏🤝 totally something I’d love to explore either in the canonical timeline, or perhaps even in an AU where the SEEDs ships actually made it to the target planet and independent plants perhaps became more and more of a common occurrence.

Like hello here are your government-assigned breeding partners we’re going to take notes when you’re boning

And by all means don’t drop necessary tasks but lemme tell you this thought project is fun as hell

[indelicateink]

"instead he says, he's a recent widower"

Do you have headcanons for fluffy loustat?

I have a million, thank you for asking <3. I am less evil now because of this ask. (Part 1).

I like to think Loustat exchanged rings at some point, both of them are family heirlooms, since Louis is the eldest son he is expected to pass down the family engagement ring, and Lestat kept one of the rings his mother gave him and gave it to Louis. Louis never wore his ring in public until after Lestat "died" and he wanted to hold onto something from him that Claudia couldn't call him out on because it was given to him before she was "reborn".

While Lestat didn't personally write a song for Louis until after their relationship broke down because writing music is something he did with Nicky, he didn't want to curse this relationship. However, he does frequently get portraits commissioned of Louis, plans family many pictures, and pays to have his favorite composure make music for Louis (without lyrics). Lestat maintains many of his outdated courting gestures like hair in lockets. Yes, Louis was shocked when he first ask for a lock of his hair, "Louis my love, it will grow back almost immediately!"

Without realizing one of Louis's number one ways of rejecting advances from strangers, men or women, is to say "I'm married." It comes out without him even meaning to say it and he's always scared the person is going to find out he openly lives with a man. After they are traveling Europe, instead he says, he's a recent widower.

Louis is a pretty good singer, but he does not sing in public, he finds it embarrassing. Lestat convinces him to sing as much as possible, mainly during the holidays or on Claudia's birthday. Louis does sing in the shower often enough. So when Lestat can't convince him to sing, he sits outside the door of their bathroom while Louis showers and listens to his singing.

Show Exclusive: Sometimes they fall asleep after sex in their beds and don't make it to their coffin. So midday Lestat wakes up early and carries Louis to his coffin so he doesn't notice the coffin is just for vampire tradition and aesthetic.

Louis is an affectionate clingy horny drunk.

Their first bubble bath together was a spiritual experience. Lestat ran their scrub over Louis's skin, and Louis washed Lestat's hair, they rarely do it because Louis still felt exposed changing in front of Lestat, but the rare times they did do it, it was very intimate, even without sex.

They often sit on the couch with a catalog of girls' clothes ordering outfits for Claudia. They have the pettiest gayest little arguments over what they should buy for her.

They perform plays specifically for Claudia, with costumes and accompanying music. They can take her to plays all the time, but they like to insert vampire characters, gay romance, and themes in the silly little skits they do for her. Sometimes Louis just reads poetry to the two of them but Lestat has a whole comedy routine for his husband and child when they have been sad.

Show Exclusive: Louis is a great cook, he and Grace learned from the family cook, not his mother, but he's sad he'll never be able to share his talent with Lestat and Claudia. It is a silly thing to be sad about, but can't help it!

Lestat being the older vampire maker wakes up significantly earlier than Louis and watches him sleep, or he protectively sits guard over him until he wakes, it's a habit he can't seem to break, Louis is completely unaware.

Lestat frequently throws parties to celebrate anniversaries he makes up. Party for the first time they kissed/made love, party for the first time he and Louis shared a victim (eat a meal together), party for the first time he heard Louis sing, etc.

They dress each other. Louis just buys outfits for Lestat that strike his eyes while he's on the way home, and Lestat has bespoke suits made for Louis at the drop of a hat.

Louis writes poems about Lestat that are so intimate and revealing he could never share them.

Lestat has a book of unfinished Louis-inspired songs that he eventually sings during his rockstar phase.

In the modern day after they make up, they see every vampire romantic film ever made together, even if it sucks. Humans dating vampires is their #1, especially if the human stays human for a significant amount of time and never turns.

They dance together regularly like Lestat turns on the gramophone and Louis immediately takes his hands, they especially enjoy those dances where both can lead or take turns leading, like in the books and show. It's a silly little act of love that they never try to explain or justify to anyone.

When Louis lives in his shitty little shack in the woods, Lestat just delivers him gifts and Louis keeps every single one, no matter how stupid and corny, all the teddy bears, hallmark cards, and flowers (even after they are dead).

They liked to drink the blood of humans high on hallucinogens together and share a trip. They rarely have sex while high on LSD, so it is just for enhanced intimacy. Loustat did LSD and transcended it together. No need for therapy. It solved all their problems, and the end <3.

[rottingangelwings]

i want 2 move out so bad let me leave let me leave i’m stuck here forever this is eternal torture oooomfg 😁

[homemadebabka]

ooooooooooomfg 1085 was the best chapter in a WHILE. not that recent chapters have been bad but that was genuinely how good it was. oooomfg

[doubletrea]

oooomfg i reblogged it a while ago but i cant find it can anyone find me the reddit post where the guy makes a "lemon pye" and itslike two lemons on top of crust and when someone asks whats in it they say "love"

[hwajin]

#! — [ urge ] Han Jisung

— fem!reader // nsfw — lots of horniness, not proofread // req

"I want you."

It's been the first time you had heard Jisung say words in any genre of this. There's been i love you's and coos, but never words that had set off a burning in you that called deaperately to be set out. By him, by nothing other than Jisung himself, preferrably.

It was the first time you felt Jisung's hands on your body like this. Hot and wanting, careful in the same breath. Scared to go too fast, scared to do wrong, yet so urgent to please and dive into a world not yet explored. Because though neither of you were unexperienced, the step hasn't been made between the two of you. And feigning carelesness would be wholly stupid.

The nervosity was present in your movements, your demeanor. Your hands were clammy in a sheet of sweat when they found the hem of Jisung's hoodie, slipping it up and over his head; his bare upper body wasn't a sight unknown to you, yet the atmsophere given was different now than anytime prior. It made you look, made your eyes run him up and down. It made him blush, quick before kissing you again, catching your mouth in a passionate exchange of love. Trying to calm his nerves. Wondering if yours were shooting through the roof as well.

His shaky fingers by the strings of your sweats, opening them without looking, with teeth yet clashing and the first sounds of sin leaving your lips. The room's been hot before — hours of cuddling had made their work — yet the heat in this very moment was unberable, called for the dispense of clothes. So your pants made their way down your thighs and to the ever forming pile next to the couch; your bare lower body wasn't anything new to Jisung, yet he looked. Looked you up and down and then cought your eyes, blushing as though embarrassed for having looked in the first place, and then letting out a huff of amusement.

"Fuck, I've wanted this for so long, you can't imagine."

It didn't need much, three words from you; "I can imagine.", and a switch as though flipped within Jisung. A soft whimper out his throat and he kissed you again, for what seemed like the nth time tonight. You didn't want it to be the last.

Your entire body cought fire. Fire that seemed to increase with Jisung's hands, running up and down your sides, hot skin on hot skin, and you thought no other feeling could ever get as good as that. Your fingers pulled at his roots, lightly first, harsher then when he responded with moans of pleasure, when his hips rolled softly against yours. Yours rolled back, responding, aching to feel more than his erection through the clothes.

And as though he could read your mind his fingers tiptoed their way to the slit of your panties, pushing them aside to let two cool digits test out the waters. He was nervous, visibly, his hand cold against your heat, his eyes — pupils blown out and brows furrowed — inspecting your face as though his life depended on it. Depended on making you feel good. The best you've ever had, if he was honest. But he'd never give himself this much credit.

A whimper out your lips and Jisung knew he found your spot. A few more circulating motions to confirm, and your back was arching into his figure slightly, a bit reluctant, as if shyness stroke your movements. You didn't yet have the braveness to give yourself to Jisung freely; though the consistent speed and his erection against your thigh, promising you something more, something better; it was almost enough to make you forget of giddy butterflies in stomach's.

Fingers weren't possible enough. Three of his were inside you now, Jisung's thumb setting a rhythm at your clit. It was driving you beyond sanity, to a point of utter pleasure; but it wasn't possibly enough. And Jisung must have felt the same way, judging by the eagerness in his moves. In his soft moans and whimpers, in the way his hips rolled against your thigh. He was as needy as you.

"I wanna fuck you so bad, fuck."

Hormones talking, and you were feeling the same way. The infamiliarity with this side of Jisung set off a feeling, an urge within you never thought was possible to feel; and your hands made their way down his body eagerly, fiddling with the zipper of his pants. A bit clumsy yet you got the job done, and your boyfriend was left naked before you. Fully. With no restrains in the form of clothes.

A heavy sigh from your side, one signalising impatience and your underwear was gone as well, followed by the shirt that had felt like a nuisance for the past moments. Naked on the couch, mouths colliding in a dance so addicting, and Jisung's tip teased at your slit. Making your squirm, whine out aloud, bury your nails into his skin.

"Fuck, I need you so- so bad, wanna fill you up, make you cum so hard- fuck."

His voice laced with honey it seemed, the way its sweetness was lulling you in, and you responded with similar shaky, stuttered words.

"Ji, please-- need you, fuck me, please."

Nothing more that he'd need, and upon your greenlight he lined up against you, gliding in slowly first, with more sureness then, after seeing your reaction, the way your head lulled into the pillows and a sight of relief left your lips; as though you've been wanting this as bad and as long as he did.

If neither of you were as horny as you were, the feeling of an approaching orgasm might have uttered itself much later into the night; yet the urgent heat and the hot itching within the pits of your stomachs called for the inevitable; moans increased im volume — you would have never imagined Jisung to sound this pretty, this sinful —, movements increased in eagerness, in want. Your nails leaving reddened marks on the soft skin of his shoulders, his fingertips prone to paint small bruises on the flesh of your thighs. And then your worlds collapsed, nearly simultaneously, with a last heavy breath, with a last tired thrust of hips, arch of backs. It was nothing but pure ecstasy, the feeling lingering afte Jisung's full body weighed down on your own. And you knew that the small amount of embarrassment was never enough to hold either of you back; from wanting more, from going yet again, from staying up hours on end to be together.

@etherealeeknow @linoskitty @unexceptional-h @rseanne @diue @es-kay-zee @urcracksisx @jeyelleohe @yunkiwii @etheralsung @nyrasneedy @seochhj @spidercomics @chans-starlight @angelwonie @lix-ables @yvniek4ng @ppiri-bahng @sstarryreads @svintsandghosts @bokjaz @llunapastell

[barrymccaulkinem]

oooomfg Jordan on Knowledge Fight talking about can you imagine a competent trump and thats not really possible

UH DO YOU MEAN JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN? THE MAN WHO ADVANCED TRUMPS AGENDA IN EVERY WAY WITHIN HIS POWER, ESCALATED A GENOCIDE TO AN APOCALYPTIC LEVEL, AND STILL HAS MORONS LIKE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM AS IF HE ISNT AKIN TO HITLER?

80% of competence in evil is not saying what you mean or intend outright. like biden. his actions speak for him if you'd actually inspect them

[blondedbitch]

me when its already the first day of my period, monday, and i just want to go home and i get on my bus js for my bus driver to drive in the most INSANE MOTION SICKNESS INDUCING ASS WAYY OOOOMFG

[frostbite-the-bat]

Before I pass out mmm stay dew valley thoughts omg that fixation was more shortlived than my reoccurring rainworld side fix (rn it's stronger than ever honestly) and yet I have more hours on it still than rw I did have it for longer but I think it's funny since I play stsrdew very little now... I gotta get my stardeo brain back in I gouta see harv again I GOTTA SAY HI TO KROBUUUUBBSSS I'm so sorry harvey dearest what has become of me LOOKS AT HIGH ROLLER actually no I'm not

Then again I did have a time I did nothing else after school (GARDENJN AND FLOWER AND FARM SHIT) but play stardew and I'd keep it turned on in the back during convoys oopsie

Mmm I gotta continue one of my recent saves and do better mod organization....aybe I'll finally stop doing it manually and use a mod manager bc oooomfg

OK goons night

[jackinalex]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C20jHUzPl9e/?igsh=MWFxdHpwcWRnc3cyNg==

Okay so when I saw this reel on my feed I immediately thought of Alex but when I copied the link to send it to you and saw it was cowrote by Alex it’s just so fitting 🤣

Alex is fucking insane for this. Stop projecting onto the newbies oooomfg. I need him to get a new therapist. Possibly six new therapists.

[e-xolite]

Oooomfg I was driving home and telling my dad about how I didn’t wanna eat beef anymore bc of the methane emissions and his conservative ass was really like “ummmm ok not sure where your getting your information” and I stared at him and was like “my ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE classes dad, there was literally an entire question on the exam about it. With a graph.”