#ooh shit more asexual headcanons

[pandagirl45]

Harley: Tony I think I'm asexual...

Tony: *wearing demisexual sunglasses* nice

Harley: oh, it is okay you are with Bucky?

Bucky: *wearing a blue and green hair tie* *laying on Tony lap*

Tony: yep. Rhodey is on the aromatic and asexual spectrum kiddo

Harley:...*squints* that makes to much sense

Bucky: that is you suspicions Tony coming out in him

Tony: *scoffs cackling*

Harley: ew my parents are being gross 😑😮‍💨

[smartzelda]

hehehe... for the ask meme!

Fakir

Ventus

L Lawliet

Seto Kaiba

Midna

And... Zib

Woah that's so many but sure okay

Putting these under the cut for all of your sakes😂😂

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Fakir:

1. Sexuality headcanon

Bi. Easy answer.

Although for me perhaps...biromantic asexual?

2. Otp

I love Fakirutho (Fakir/Duck/Mytho) but I'm gonna go with Fakir/Autor because I love them

3. Brotp

Fakiru (I like them romantic and platonic! I just love them together🥺🥰)

4. Notp

Fakirue (Fakir/rue)

Nothing deep here. I think they'd be funny as bitchy friends though😂

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh (having a hard time thinking up one) uhhhhhh

Ooh uh I think it would be sweet if he read his works of writing and ramblings off to Duck post anime canon

6. Favorite line

....so I don't remember much of what he says and it's too late at night for me to look something up so...pass??

7. One way in which I relate to this character

I too fantasize of being a knight but turn out to be better at writing /hj

Okay okay in all seriousness, I am also a writer

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Pretty much almost any time he's in the same room as Duck tbh. His worse at hiding feelings than he thinks and shenanigans always happen when they're in the same room😂

As an extension to this, he's also sorta secretly dorkily and earnestly soft about the people he cares about

9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fav?

So like comparatively he hasn't done things that are as bad, but he's slightly considered problematic fav? He shapes up in the second half of the anime but boy the way he acts before he dodges his fate😂

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Ventus:

1.Sexuality headcanon

Ehhh I don't think about this too much for him, but gay ace (although I do enjoy arospec gay Ven as well)

2. Otp

Woof uh

I actually ship a lot of Ventus ships, but for the sake of making this easy I'll stick with VenVan

Although if poly ships aren't cheating I'd choose RokuVenVaniPliku² (Roxas/Ventus/Vanitas/Repliku/Replitwo)

3. Brotp

Mmm Ventus & Zack

4. Notp

Venso

I don't have any real reasoning it's just not for me

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

Ventus is the type to begin admiring other boys who are older than him but gain a crush on them over time

6. Favorite Line

"Vanitas. You're coming home too."

7. One Way in which I relate to this character

I too used to believe in and trust in at least one parental figure before they used that trust and their position to get away with lying to me and using me

8. One thing that gives me second hand embarrassment

Not necessarily embarrassment but any scene where he's sappy about people he cares about and also self sacrificial within a few minutes

9. Cinnamon Roll or problematic fav?

Idk I don't really attribute him to either? Ven is sweet and cute but I resent the cinnamon roll label just because of how most people in this fandom attribute him to being pure and naive and morally good. If I have to pick I would go problematic fav, but his worst crimes he commited on purpose amount to being a little shit sometimes

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L Death Note:

1. Sexuality headcanon

The simplest way I can put it is gay aroaspec

I throw both he and Light across the aro and ace spectrums wherever I feel, whether that be firmly aro or ace, gray aroace, demi, etc. No matter which combo I go with, though, he is always also gay to me

2. Otp

Gonna cheat right here right now

RyukBeyondMikaLawLightSuda

I can get away with it because I ship every possible combination.

If I must be more concise for the sake of otp, I can only consolidate to MikaMatsuLawLight.

3. Brotp

Hmmm I don't particularly enjoy him being best friends with any characters I haven't named, so I'll go with L & Light because there are so many good dynamics involving them

4. Notp

Mello/L/Near

I'm just more attached to the idea of him being an older brother figure to him personally (it's not canon I just like that specific version of his dynamic with either of them)

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

L Lawliet was not the name that killed L. I'm too tired to rant on this right now but something something him being attached to his own name and the title L as much as he is to any of his other numerous aliases something something his strained relationship with his father figure something something the fact that Near and Mello's legal names are explicitly the names used to kill them or needed to kill them, meaning they still attach to those names as being representative to them, meanwhile we never see the name that kills L floating above his head or written in the DN, and only learn of it in supplemental material.

6. Favorite Line

Oooh uh

"But it's true of both of us. Have you ever told the truth at any point during your entire life?"

7. One way in which I relate to this character

L 🤝 Me

If you put food we'll eat in front of us we will just keep on snacking and keep on snacking regardless of if we're actually hungry

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment

Those moments where he's very clearly slipping on an act, to the point you can watch in real time as his expression drops back to normal

9. Cinnamon Roll or Problematic Fav?

Definitely problematic fav

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Seto Kaiba:

1. Sexuality headcanon

I predominantly headcanon him as gay but in choice moments as bi because I do ship him with a single female character. I do like aroaspec headcanons as well. Perhaps it would be good to go with queer or gay as my easy answers?

2. Otp

I have quite a lot of ships with him, but I have to say flareshipping

3. Brotp

To be clear, I also ship them romantically, but perhaps Duke/Otogi & Seto.

To be honest I thought up this on the spot since I don't really have a brotp for him specifically, but I do enjoy their potential relationship that only exists in my head thank you and good night

4. Notp

Gonna be real with ya, chief, pretty much any m/w Seto ship I can think of excluding Blue/Mizushipping

No huge reason, they just don't appeal to me at all

5. First Headcanon that pops into my head

Before abandoning solid vision as a way to duel Atem again, he kissed computer generated Atem at least once

6. Favorite Line from this character

I enjoy most of his lines so I'm just gonna blanket go with those lines about just how excited he feels thinking about crushing Yugi/Atem in a card game

7. One way in which I relate

Well now we both wear trench coats

The fact that I love them so much is partly his fault

Also general level of stubbornness

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment

Whenever he's practically gay on main. I love him, but he is not normal about some of the main male yugioh characters the ways he acts are funny and embarrassing

9. Cinnamon Roll or Problematic Fav?

Hahahaha oh absolutely problematic fav.

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Midna:

1. Sexuality headcanon

Lesbian/Sapphic

2. Otp

Midzel

I just adore them

3. Brotp

Midna & Link

4. Notp

Midna/Zant

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

With the way she's familiar with Zelda when you first meet her in TP, I'm inclined to believe they spent a bit of time together before this, and more than just a single first meeting

6. Favorite Line

Gahhh off the top of my head I'll go with when she apologizes to Link in the Gerudo desert for using him

7. One way in which I relate

Bro if I was her and had to forever be apart from TP Link and Zelda I would cry before shattering the mirror and saying goodbye for the last time too

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment

I honestly can't think of anything

9. Cinnamon Roll or Problematic Fav?

She IS my Twilight Princess problematic fav😂

Bitchiness, manipulation, murder, etc

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Zib:

1. Sexuality Headcanon

Biromantic Aspec

I like to headcanon Dib as asexual but not so with Zim, so the fact of Zib's situation I think would make sexual attraction a confusing endeavor for them

2. Otp

Ahhhh I have a lot of ships for him but Za2r is probably at the top still

3. Brotp

I don't have one specifically? All my ships for him I think can double as brotps, since I enjoy both platonic and romantic depictions of them

4. Notp

I guess if I had to think up one maybe zbarapr? Idk I pretty much ship him with who I ship him with, have one or two neutral parties, and the rest are practically notps

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

Zim is nonbinary and Dib was trans, so gender is just so confusing to them. The closest label for their gender crisis they can pinpoint is demi-boy, but they know it's not as simple as that either. None gender with left masc perhaps? But even that isn't always exactly the case

6. Favorite Line

I'm going to be honest they don't appear enough to speak enough for canon Zib to have a memorable line for me

7. One way in which I relate

Same as Seto Kaiba

Coat

8. Thing that gave me second hand embarrassment

Nothing specifically

9. Cinnamon Roll or Problematic Fav?

Problematic fav all the way😂

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

ooh how about phileas fogg?

1: sexuality headcanon

He's asexual!

2: otp

Adventure Husbands owns my heart, though him and Estella is a good ship too

3: brotp

Phileas, Passepartout, and Abigail, of course!

4: notp

I don't like him and Bellamy together

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

David's confirmed that his version of Phileas is ND, so based on that, I like the idea that he fiddles with things on his person when he's thinking. His favorite item to mess with is a pocket watch, he likes the texture and sound of it. If not that, he toys with his hair or touches paper.

6: favorite line from this character

"I AM PHILEAS FOGG!" This was honestly a great scene, Phileas finally snapping and just going ape shit on a punch of teenagers

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Neither of us know how to talk to people and end up just sorta bullshitting our way through conversations

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Episode three. Just... episode three... or at least the first forty minutes of it.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Cinnamon roll with some dumb views that luckily change the more he travels the world. I love this awkward, anxiety-ridden man, I will protect him with my life.

[fishymom-art]

As someone who doesn't watch mlb, can you tell me what parts you like about it the most? And some head canons you have?

oooohhhhh, that’s a nice question XD

well, first of all, it’s a very cliche concept. Teens, who get something that gives them superpowers and they use it to protect their city from a malicious villain. Simple enough and I love it. 

I love the fact that almost every character has a very thoughtful backstory and you can empathize each and every one of them. Even minor characters have nice stories to them that make them unique. That’s something that every show should have. And not only that, they all have bad sides to them and there’s no character who’s completely perfect and it’s amazing!

It also kinda talks about some real-life issues, sometimes very mildly tho. Bullying especially. Like literally any kind of bullying you can think of. They have a whole fricking episode about a character who went ape-shit cause everything was changing and getting more technologically advanced and “modern”. And they literally talked about “girls don’t need boys to save them all the time” or “i am a girl AND a superhero” like covering sexism here yasssss. 

And they have literally LGBTQIA+ characters!!! Like seriously! They’re not even trying to fucking hide it, they’re so obvious XD. There’s even a trans guy holy fuck!!!!!!! (he’s adorable and he’s a writer AND HIS NAME IS FUCKING M A R K, HOW OBVIOUS COULD IT EVER BE????)

I am also a sucker for good character designs and ooh boy do the designs in this show rock!!! They reused a character’s design ONCE! Only once! Every other time they have unique designs for every character! The body shapes, the faces, holy shit! It’s a little hard to animate and you can see it sometimes, but other than that??? Fricking amazing. 

I don’t have a lot of headcanons really, because everything I’d like to be canon is already pretty fucking CANON except maybe some sexualities. I headcanon that Chloe is asexual, because I want representation and i like this bitch’s backstory, fight me. 

i cant rant about MLB a whole day. You can wake me up at 3am and ask me to elaborate on why I think GabeNath should get married and Maricat is healthier than every other relationship and i fucking WILL. I will fight for Chloe’s redemption arc and for  Nora’s muscles. Some of the characters can just go and STEP ON ME and I will apologize! Like damn!!!! LGBTQIA+ Community is happy XDDD

anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[simptasia]

I'd love to hear some of your Kurt Wagner headcanons! Maybe some involving his teen years? If not, any age is fine!

ooh, fun! and unless i’m asked otherwise, i always do movieverse, so teen years for kurt would be circus years! great, i was already thinking about that!

raised by romani circus fortune teller margali szardos, along with his two older siblings (her natural children from her late husband. whom kurt is named after btw) stefan and jimaine. 5 and 2 years older respectively

the outfit he wears for his acrobatics act looks like kurt’s iconic black & red leotard from the comics (jimaine aka daytripper gets a similar outfit except its white in the black parts and pink in the red parts)

The Incredible Nightcrawler & The Incomparable Daytripper are a double act, doing like… flips and magic and shit

he’s walked into on other circus folk doing sexual things to each other, like, a lot of times. it keeps happening. its how kurt figured out sex is a thing and it seems to look fun and a bit weird but fun?

massive growth spurt between the age of 15 to 16, like wow

his hair is naturally curly (like wavy fluffy curls when long) but jimaine straightened it for him and added the blue highlights. (she does the same thing to her own hair, and thats where kurt got the idea and asked)

the smile is so blinding that we overlook how kurt naturally goes into a pose. that boy’s a natural model. he’s posed for pictures before! which makes sense. tho i think most of his posters are drawn, there had to be have been some photo taking. that and he’s natural performer!

he’s really good at make-up because the make-up artists at the circus taught him their skills

branching off that, kurt has great artistic skill (his scars and clothing choices are a sign of that) and sketches/doodles a lot

he’s kept a journal since he was a small boy. it acts as an artbook more than a traditional journal because kurt uses drawings more than words. most notable examples are the designs for his enochian marks (margali could never have predicted that kurt drawing swirls was actually a plan) and a lovely head & shoulders sketch of ororo after they meet

being ace (specially bi ace, possibly bi demi) he doesn’t experience sexual attraction and it takes him a bit to realise other people do (observational skills) and he doesn’t have negative feelings about sex or sexuality. in fact, i’d describe him as fascinated/curious at most. he’s realised its a thing most people want, and probably not with him

so specifically he’s a sex positive/indifferent asexual

margali taught him english but he also picked up a lot from american TV, of which he’s a great fan. american pop culture in general is so cool to him

his teleportation power didn’t kick in until relatively late, like… late teens (as a defensive reflex to being threatened by somebody with a gun)

very chubby as a baby, gawky as fuck as a teen

crawled out of his crib at night as a baby lots of times… so margali started calling him… you know where this is going

(i’ve heard worse origins for a superhero name)

his first kiss wasn’t very good because it was from jimaine, so he pulled back suddenly in shock/horror and made her lip bleed (LEMME EXPLAIN, yes, i could have abandoned that weird incest shit from the comics all together but i decided to do something else with it for DRAMA. by something else i mean: KURT IS NOT OKAY WITH THIS AT ALL. basically i’ve gone with: stefan doesn’t love him enough and jimaine loves him too much. i allow fucked up shit for the angst okay, im a writer)

take comfort in the fact that whatever sad shit i thrown into kurt’s backstory, that he ends up happy with the x-men. i mean, not always, he has manic depression, but i mean he’s better! also for the most part i actually do imagine kurt had a good childhood. in my version of things, margali is a really good and protective mother

there’s just some… massive bumps along the way. i can’t resist!

like this one: almost lost his virginity to the ringmaster’s wife (the logic being “i should be grateful for the chance”) but was instantly put off and horrified when he realised she wanted to sleep with him on the basis of  wanting to fuck a freak… (i imagined this story after the realisation that in the x-men universe there’d be people who’d fetishize mutants, so i imagined a scenario wherein kurt encounters somebody like that. like, im not being needlessly cruel here, there are reasons for things)

loves 80s pop & techno and has quite a talent for break dancing

pre-america his fave food is chocolate

upon BAMFing for the first time he was understandably scared and confused, then realising he’d gone away a distance, he was EXHILARATED. i imagine that one’s powers unlocking for the first time causes an unbelievable energy burst, too 

kurt loved being in the circus because he loves to make people (the audience) happy, especially the children

BIG SOPPY HEART EYED ROMANTIC BOY LOVES ROMANCE NOVELS AND HAS 4 OR 5 OF THEM CRUMPLED UNDER HIS BED

he has this very idealised version of love & romance in his head due to growing up on and loving black & white 30s/40s movies

oh by the way accidently killed his brother stefan out of self defense

can’t forget that little chestnut

well, that’s a good amount there. 

thank you! hope you enjoyed