#ooh im rlly proud of all of this
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Non-spoilery Roger thing, based on their base-game dialogue when you tell Peter his name sucks
Spoilery stuff under cut ↓
post-amnesia ending
The prostate lemon email is haunting me
I like to think that Roger can see the popups because hes on a similar "edge of stable reality" mental wavelength as Gingi. Makes me wonder what else he might be able to see
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In Our Eyes - A John Dory & Fem. Reader Fanfic -Part One
This story is a request from @sweetgirl15161819 ❤️ SHE ASKED ME ABOUT IT A BAJILLION YEARS AGO AND IM JUST NOW PUBLISHING IT IM SO SORRY!
I rlly hope that the second part will come out WAY sooner.
This is my first time posting a fanfic that includes the reader so it's a bit different than most. Like how this part of the story does not have the reader yet- just an introduction to John Dory. I do want to tell you that I am not having the reader fall for John Dory or anything, I just couldn't do that, IM SORRY but they will be rlly close friends! I really hope you like it! - Jessi ❤️
John Dory bolted up in bed, sweating, gasping for air that seemed to be lacking in his sleep. The dream, which had caused him so much stress, and the images he had seen only a few seconds before through closed eyelids, disappeared suddenly. He couldn't remember why he was so exhausted and scared and-- full of guilt?
He needed to fix up. Now.
He looked around wondering where he was. Within seconds, he remembered.
In the bunker.
With his brothers.
He had to admit that it did feel weird to be sleeping in a place that wasn't on the hard ground outside or on the scratchy couch inside of Rhonda, but hey, he wasn't complaining. He actually got a bed here, and his room was just as crazily decorated as Rhonda was, and it actually felt like home.
When Branch had suggested that they all sleep in the rooms he had designed for each of them specifically when they first entered Pop Village, all of them had been ecstatic, especially Clay.
John Dory smiled as he remembered Clay's excited exclamations: "YOU HAVE A BUNKER?! NO FLIPPIN' WAY! Can I get the bedroom on the lowest level?! Man, this place would be perfect in case of fires and earthquakes in the village!"
Branch had, indeed, given Clay the bedroom on the lowest level, near his. Floyd was given the bedroom right across from John Dory and Bruce, for whenever he came to visit and stay a bit for tours, was given the one closest to the kitchen, just like he had asked.
Just the memories of the "ooh's" and "ahh's" brought more smiles to John Dory's face. He was proud of his baby bro and said so to him that day.
Branch had just shrugged. "It was all I had to do, I guess."
He had walked away toward Floyd and continued talking and laughing like he hadn't said anything important, but John had stayed there, processing what his brother had just admitted.
Branch would have had something way better to do if he hadn't left him. He probably would have a normal pod and happier life, despite how happy Branch seemed to be so far.
If only...
John Dory got out of bed and went down the elevator toward the bathroom. He washed his face and stared at himself.
"You've got this, JD. You can conquer the world. Believe it and do it." He had quoted this to himself every morning for about twenty years, ever since BroZone had started.
He only really half-believed it though.
John Dory wasn't surprised to see Bruce already in the kitchen, as he always was up by 6 in the morning, before the sun was up. Usually, when John slept in, he'd be awakened by the sweet smells that always drifted from this section of the bunker. They had only been living in this bunker for a few months, but they already seemed to be in a comfortable routine.
Bruce was humming happily as he opened the oven door and slid something in there. He jumped when he saw John Dory standing there, at the door.
"Oh! Hello." He eyes his older bro suspiciously. "You usually aren't up for another 5 hours." Suddenly he rushed toward John Dory, hand outstretched to feel his forehead. "ARE YOU SICK?!!?! DON'T WORRY I BROUGHT EXTRA ELDERBERY SYRUP IF YOU-"
"Bruce! Dude, I'm fine!" John Dory backed away from his touch, annoyed.
Bruce stopped and chuckled. "Sorry. Dad instincts."
John Dory sat down at the breakfast nook. "What're you making?"
"Coffee cake with a sour cream glaze."
"Oooo, that sounds delicious!!" John Dory's stomach gave a rumble.
Bruce laughed. "Seems that your stomach agreed with you." He sat across from John, and examined him for a bit. "John, have you been getting any sleep lately? You have circles under your eyes."
John Dory shrugged. He didn't mention how he had woken up from the same dream every night without ever finding out what it was.
Bruce, realizing John Dory wasn't about to give him a real answer, stood up again. "If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. You know that, right?"
John Dory glared at him. "Stop talking to me like I'm your twelve year old daughter."
Bruce grinned. "Well, sometimes you act like her."
John Dory stood up and whacked him with a dish towel. Bruce chuckled, snatched the dish towel away, and hit him back.
Suddenly they were in a full-force dish towel war, laughing and falling over, getting up again, and taking the towel away from the other.
Gradually, Clay, Floyd, and Branch emerged from their rooms, all in their bathrobes and looking as if they just arose from the dead.
"What in the world is going on?" Clay asked, annoyed. "A man needs his beauty sleep."
Floyd stared at him. "Please don't ever say that again."
Branch stood in-between the two older brothers. "Okay, guys, can you chill out for a bit? It's like six in the morning!"
"Yeah, John! What're you doing up this early anyway? I thought you-- OMIGOSH IS THAT COFFEE CAKE WITH SOUR CREAM GLAZE?!" Clay ran toward the oven and stared at the cake through the window into the oven. "It's so beautiful..."
Floyd grinned. "Well, I'm glad you guys are in good moods at least."
John Dory scoffed. "I'm always in a good mood."
Branch rolled his eyes. "Alright, well, as we're up we might as well start on chores until breakfast is ready."
"Aww," sighed all of the brothers.
Branch held out his checklist. "I have a whole list of things to do today. Don't worry, it'll go by quickly."
Floyd raised an eyebrow. "Branch, that list is like five feet long."
Branch nodded. "Yeah, and last time it was five feet and two inches long. You're welcome."
"Hold up, Branch," John Dory said. "We've been doing your stupid list ever since we came to the bunker. Can we at least get a day's worth of rest?"
"You haven't been living here very long," Branch explained. "And if you live here you should help take care of it. And it's not stupid."
John Dory took the list from Branch.
"Hey!" Branch reached for it.
John Dory laughed. "Yeah! It says 'take a break all day' right here!" he pointed at a section on the list.
"Where?" the other brothers crowded around.
Branch groaned. "No, it doesn't!"
"It does! Right there, in invisible ink!"
His brothers laughed and all disappeared in different directions.
"Hey! Wait!" Branch cried out. "Guys, I have a busy day today! I need someone to help me take care of the bunker!"
"We'll do it later!" they said casually over their shoulders.
"Chill, Branch! It's not that big of a deal!" John Dory assured her. "I promise we'll do it sometime after lunch!"
Branch sighed and stared at his bros, who all disappeared once again into their room. Then he turned to Bruce, who was still standing in the kitchen.
"Ugh, lemme guess, I'm stuck with the list again?" Bruce sighed.
Branch was about to say "yes" but then stopped. No, John Dory had said he would do the list after lunch. Just because Bruce was the only one mature enough to stay didn't mean he had to be stuck with the hard tasks.
Plus, he was making coffee cake.
"No, I guess not." He sighed. "I trust John. He said he'll do the list later. I hope he will."
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Of course, John Dory had forgotten. His day had been completely full of nonsense and fun. He didn't have time to think of the list at all.
After getting completely dressed he had eaten the coffee cake (it had been delicious, by the way), then he had gone out into Trollstopia to walk down the street in slow-motion while tons of girls begged for his autograph. After that he went to Poppy's pod where he knew they were holding a leader's meeting to tease and annoy Delta Dawn, who always rewarded him with shouts and threats, which always made him want to annoy her more.
After that he went out to lunch and took a nap in the sun at the bay. Afterward he went out to dinner, and then got back to the bunker in time to see Branch- finishing up the list with the rest of the bros.
Branch frowned at him when he saw him. "Where in the world have you been?"
John Dory shrugged. "Places. Why are you guys doing my jobs?"
"Because you weren't back in time to finish them," Floyd responded. "They were supposed to be done about-" he checked his hugtime watch, "-two hours ago maybe? Possibly three?"
"Thanks, Mom," John Dory teased.
"John, it's not funny." Branch crossed his arms. "You guys all promised to do it after lunch and it's almost 8:30 now."
"But it's after lunch!" John Dory grinned.
None of his younger brothers smiled.
"John Dory, I think you need to work on your promises," Bruce suggested. "Don't say your going to do stuff if you're not."
"I think that's a smart idea, Bruce," Clay agreed, shooting John Dory a nasty glance. "We all had our big amount of chores to do, and you just made our days longer by forcing us to do your work."
"I'm sorry, guys!" John Dory groaned, exasperated. "It was just one day of relaxation. Didn't think it was that big of a deal!"
Branch sighed then checked his watch. "I need to go. I was supposed to see Poppy for lunch and then had a few meetings with other people later, but I had to reschedule all but one."
John Dory bit his lip as he watched Branch trudge towards his room. He did look pretty exhausted.
"John, you need to make it up to Branch." Clay brought him back to the present.
"What?! It was one day!"
"No, it wasn't." Bruce shook his head. "You've been avoiding the chores since we've came here. Branch is pretty busy. He offers to help Poppy with her duties, and now he also helps Viva with her work sometimes too. He does help with the plumbing jobs around the village and such, and he now is part of our boyband and does part of the songwriting. He needs help with little things like this. It's not that hard."
John Dory rolled his eyes. He had never really thought about what Branch did around the village before they had come back. But still, if he had managed it before, why did he need so much help now?
"John Dory?"
He looked at Floyd, who was raising an eyebrow at him.
"Did you hear what Bruce said?"
John Dory sighed. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I have to do? Finish with the stupid chores? Do them all tomorrow?"
Clay thought for a bit. "Honestly, the meeting Branch is going to now isn't one he wants to go to. It's like an interviewer or someone for BroZone. She wanted to specifically talk to Branch, but Branch did mention to me how she said you were her second favorite member. Maybe you could go to the meeting instead and Branch could still go see Poppy?"
"That's a good idea!" Floyd agreed. "John Dory, what do you think?"
John Dory considered. He was exhausted and talking people was one of the last things he wanted to do right now. But maybe all he would have to do was say how amazing he was and then cut it short and leave.
He guessed he could do that. Then things could get back to normal.
"Okay, sure. I'll do that," he agreed. "Just give me a second."
He went to Branch's room and knocked on the door.
"Yeah?" came the response.
"It's me. I wanted to say I'm sorry about today and that I'll go to your meeting for you if you'd prefer."
Branch poked his head out. "Really? She said she wanted to talk to me specifically."
"Pfft, it's fine. She'll barely notice the difference."
Branch looked as if John Dory had just insulted him. "Okay. Whatever. Here's the address." He handed John a slip of paper. "Prepare for a lot of questions."
"I've got this, don't worry." John Dory assured him.
Branch didn't look assured. "If you say anything stupid about us-"
"I won't! Chill, bro! I've got this!" John Dory winked. "When was the last time I failed you?"
Branch sighed and rubbed his temple. "That seems to be all your doing to me lately." Then he shut his door again.
John Dory stood there, stunned and dazed.
Wait. What did he just say?
I know this isn't how most stories that include the reader start, but this is my first time doing this and I thought it was a different and fun idea. The next part will be centered more around the reader, I promise. This was fun to write, IT JUST TOOK ME SO DARN LONG
Be on the lookout for Part Two! If you request it in the comments, I'll tag you when I publish it.
Thanks for reading so far! -@jessi4branchifer
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#trolls branch#dreamworks trolls#john dory trolls#trolls clay#trolls bruce#trolls brozone#branch x poppy#branch trolls#reader fic#thanks for the request!#long story lol#this took way too long
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10, 17, 19, 47!
omg these were so fun! thank you for the ask!! :D
10. at what point in the process do you come up with titles, and how easy or hard is that for you?
for some reason titles are soo easy for me to come up w. sometimes i’ll have no idea how to start/continue a chapter until it’s titled, so if im rlly stuck i just think of something right away
17. what is your favorite line you’ve ever written?
ooh. this isn’t a singular line but it has to be these couple sentences from don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend: “She’s so upset she wants to explode, leaving Annie-sized brain matter all over the wall. That would definitely leave a permanent imprint on her mom’s psyche.”
idk i feel like that just rlly set the tone for the story. like wtf annie
19. what are some books or authors that influenced your style the most?
tahereh mafi, especially “a very large expanse of sea.” idk for some reason that rewired my brain chemistry in middle school esp as a girl w (semi) strict parents. also her stream of consciousness writing style is something im still trying to emulate i love it sm
47. what story are you most proud of?
a deep dive into the mind of annie cresta for sure. it’s the first long fic i’ve ever completed <3
thank you, these asks were sooo fun!! <3
#beep beep#<3#sorry for some reason i thought this would be a rlly good idea to post right before i have to leave the house#so i’m not ignoring all the other asks (if anyone cared) i’m just bad at tracking my time LOL
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"He knew he'd be out of the way, where he couldn't hurt anyone he cared about." this + "ooh Idk how Monkey King ever made anyone mad. he's just so cute & MMM." *squishy hugs self* MK is THE biggest Wukong apologist, but also he may be onto smth fr. like, he ain't wrong, but also ppl have Thoughts(tm) on him, & its not quite so clear cut, but its irrelevant to u personally bc u can love him & Wukong could rlly use someone who cares abt him sm, and we see it!! they r each other's most important person in the show rn that he even breaks out of possession for it. anyways. GREMLIN MONKEY SPOTTED love how he's just so. MONKEY. swinging upside down on the vines & eating bananas. also nice to see even Mackie can get thrown off his game lol, no fun huh? just say u got concerned. MK is flickering more than the faulty lightbulb at 7/11 "nice tail by the way. that's new." LMAO??? nice attempt at small talk. + the fact he was PREPARED for this. Funny how he always has to be all "uhhhh Six Eared Macaque is Yknow My Full Name" all awkwardly abt it. MK's face is so goofy, yeah what r we looking at WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO CODE MACKIE. "I put a lot of work into this." I can't- he's so sincere & proud abt it too??? "It's the choices you make that determine who you are." HMMM. Was it rlly or was that a trick statement bc there's option C. well, I guess that also determines smth. Also the fact Mackie is so CHILL abt this "yeah I know this latest discovery has thrown you for a loop, between Azure & the LBD trying to get inside your head" SIR??? How do you KNOW??? I say, when we literally see this exact scenario play out in Shadow Play. MK rising in his new Monkey Form the same way. Mackie's been camping out here on FFM all season and what, listening to gossip from afar to know what Azure's been doing??? "You know what, just play the game and that'll teach you everything you need to know." its the WAY he says it here. Local Monkey Bad At Being A Mentor And Talking Feelings: Makes Silly Anime Art Game To Teach Instead. what a goof. also looking extraordinarily fluffy in the ep here. im crying at him finding Wukong's game & trying to make his own with a poor audio microphone. so that's what he'd been up to off screen, why did you think you'd ever need one of these? oh yeah, you're bad at feelings & explaining things.
Mackie being prepared for something being up with MK means he might have heard a whisper of something from the future or he and Wukong had a talk at some point. I'm mostly betting on the former. tbh. I don't think he knew the full extent, but he knew something was going to happen so he had to Be Prepared.
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Imaaaneee, I used to log onto tumblr every other day to read ur blog but then tumblr got blocked in my country so i couldnt for several months but now ive finally installed a decent vpn so im back and im so glad ure still here!! Also I'm starting a new job in may itll be my second job after graduation, I worked at my last job for 1.5 yrs and I was soo excited when I started my first job always overachieving working overtime, this time i just feel meh lets do the bare minimum to get my pay cheque so i can spend time actually learning and doing things i care about even though it pays alot better. Like im rlly grateful to be employed and kinda proud of myself for being more detached from my job but it feels weird to feel nothing except mildly inconvenienced about something thatll take up 1/3rd of my day. Is that just a second job kinda thing?
ooh that’s funny because yesterday I logged in with the explicit purpose of deleting and then I saw ur message and I was like guess I can keep this account running for a bit longer sjdkd I think between ur first and ur second job u learn a valuable lesson and it’s that love will never love u back because there is no love in the process of alienating yourself from your labour and going above and beyond for something that is only temporary and as you said mildly inconveniencing as a whole. The way I don’t give a shit about my job as long as I can save up go on trips buy myself silly little presents and pay my bills… whereas free time is so valuable because I get to do what I LOVE which is chilling. So yeah I feel u!! It’s great to have the stability that comes with a job. It’s the capitalism of it all that sucks the joy out of everything 🫠 but it’s good that you’re only mildly inconvenienced! Sometimes it can get really soul crushing and that’s where danger lies. I hope you’re at least proud of yourself for making time for yourself and also for finding purpose in other things 🫶🏼 congrats on getting a new job!!
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Can you do a mutual appriciation post pls?
Love your works ! Slay bestie 💪🏻💜✨
Ooh okay !! Im rlly bad at writing sappy messages tho so bare with me 😭 also im going thru my following list as im writing so this isnt in any particular order <3 also ty @sluttyenha for re-sending this ily
@foxdaisy MY PRECIOUS DAISYYY 🥺 notice how i said my daisy? Thats bcs shes mine so all of u hoes better back off, daisy should srsly have the Guinness world record for most adorable person in the world bcs my god shes the cutest 🤧 always so so supportive of all her mutuals and never has anything bad to say abt anyone, shes rlly reminds me of this one mutual i used to have on my old acc and it just made me feel so at home on this new blog <33 daisy rlly just deserves the world, she's just that one friend that you can always count on to brighten up your day 💕 i always look forward to the asks that she sends me and ngl i feel my eyes watering sometimes by how adorable she is :( we’re always active at different time but whenever we do interact it makes me rlly appreciate and love her <3
@sunghoonalter raven, oh god where do i start. raven first and foremost is my bae so everyone back off bcs she is MINE MY PROPERTY 🔪 yes i have claimed both raven and daisy deal with it (i may claim some of my other mutuals so beware) shes also my no 1 angst writer even tho i hate reading it bcs it crushes my heart but I'll read it for her ✋😔 honestly raven deserves way more than shes getting on this hellsite BCS WHY TF ARE YALL SLEEPING ON HER DAMN GOD GIVEN WRITING SKILLS?!?!?!? WAKE UP AND APPRECIATE HER FFS shes the cutest girl in the world with her bambi eyes and might i say beautiful lips 😩 also her humor >>>>>>> it makes me love her even more than i alr do. We may disagree on some stuff (her being bambi and sunghoon having tiddies) but i still love her nonetheless ! I hope ive made her tumblr experience just a little bit better just like she did with mines ❤
@hee-pster - jan my fellow girl boss and lifeline is by far THE LOVELIEST person ive met on this site and im not even over exaggerating. She was the first person i properly interacted with and she immediately made me feel so comfortable on her and ilh for that 😭 she rlly deserves all the praise and love that she recieves bcs shes just such a kind, funny, and bubbly mutual who im proud to call my friend :( shes also hilarious and i love how we can both match each others energy, shes such a beautiful person and i just know shes beautiful on the outside too 😔 we wouldnt be able to handle a face reveal 💔 i rlly do love her, so much that words cant explain how much she means to me, I'll always try my best to be her supportive moot 💕 I hope she always remembers to take care of herself bcs life can be an ass sometimes <3
@jaylaxies aria aka the president of coochie clenching smuts AKA MY QUEEN 😩 WHY IS NOBODY ON THEIR KNEES BOWING TO HER FEET RN??? She is just so so hardworking and i rlly admire her for her perseverance despite all the obstacles she faces on her blog. Shes such a gorgeous person inside and out and shes still so humble even after gaining a massive follwoung which makes me love her sm more. Shes just one of the ppl who im extremely proud to call my friend bcs its not every day you meet someone as amazing aria, shes a rare gem fr 💕💕 I want to give her the world and to protect her from all the hate but sadly im merely a 19 yr old with multipe deficiencies and couldnt fight for my life without shattering my bones. However i hope that my love and affection can help her even if its in the tiniest way possible. Shes honestly one of the sweetest ppl ive met on here and i always look forward to her posts and when we interact :(
@end-hyphen MY LITTLE 5'2" GENIE IN THE BOTTLE 🧞♀️ ik alot of ppl say this but genie rlly is just like a big bundle of sunshine and she never fails to make my day whenever i see her in my notifications :( literally a free package of positivity like WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE TO DESERVE BEING BLESSED BY SUCH A WHOLESOME HUMAN BEING ??? We haven't been mutuals for very long but i rlly hope our friendship can last for a very very long time bcs tumblr would be so lifeless without her, the happiness would literally be drained out of my tumblr experience ngl 😭 im always looking forward to when we interact and just seeing her interactions with other ppl on my dash makes me so happy that theres still sm positivity despite all the hate anons ew,, genies rlly is just a beautiful person both inside and out and i wish her all the happy things in life!
@jaysbiceps amy or should i say my angel in disguise and by disguise i mean KINKY LEATHER CORSET,, i legit never wouldve expected someone as sweet and GORGEOUS as her could be this sexy but im loving it. Amy is probably the person i dm the most on here, and shes just the cutest most adorable mutual i could ever wish for. Shes so supportive and is always checking up on me which i appreciate vv much, whenever i say i love her i rlly do mean it. I love our talks whether its abt being horny or screaming abt random drama she never fails to make me laugh even if im having a rough day :( She deserves all the love and happiness in the world and i hope she doesnt have to deal with nasty anons anymore bcs or else i will personally go to their house and drain the happiness in them and then gift it to amy.
@shu-ramyeonz shu is... chaotic to say the least... BUT SHES MY CHAOTIC BAE (another one added to the list hehe fight me if u object) I love how she always acts so friendly with ppl even if its the first time they've interacted she acts as if they've know eachother forever nd have gone thru 5 divorces together 😔 I admire her sm for her confidence and positivty despite all the haters in her inbox who hve nothing better to do. also she looks exactly like a pinterest girl THE ENVY UGH 🤧 anyways i love her sm she's always hyping me up and complimenting me for no reason whatsoever which never fails to cheer me up 💕
@hwxnghyynjin BILLIE MY HANDSOME BOY, firstly can we just appreciate how god damn sexy he is bcs the fact that there isnt a billie visuals appreciation day where we all cry over how hot he is doesnt sit right with me 🤨 billie is a mutual of mine from my old acc so we go WAYYY BACK and i can't think of any other mutual i would rather have find this acc (well technically i told him but who cares) he is the cutest bean ever and his smile is so so so so precious it just lights me up inside hes so cute sjakhska :(( someone stop me im fangirling anyways billie is just the light of my life rlly and we dont interact much nowadays but i still feel so comfortable with him which is a huge thing for me. I just love him 😭
@lunarxsun luna is the cutest most adorable most precious person to exist istg words cant explain how hard working she is, i rlly hope one day she gains the recognition she deserves bcs her ocs are SO GOOD 😩 shes always so positive no matter what the haters say and i love that abt her. She's always coming into my ask box to give a little hello and i rlly appreciate it so so much, she's always thinking abt those around her and u can tell she genuinely loves her mutuals, shes such a good person and im manifesting with her that she meets her future husband at the COOL club ;)
@clelevanters tala is an angel that was sent down by god for being too horny and i will stand by that statement 😤 she rlly was blessed by god with those stunning visuals and stunning voice too?? Apparently she sings and im crying bcs i haven't heard her heavenly voice yet 😭 shes such a positive bundle of energy and i love when she randomly pops into my ask box simping over enha or the dark moon characters sjsjsksj tala also shares my pegging kink ugh could she get any better. Shes yet another one of my mutuals who i just wanna protect with all my might and also the fact that shes younger than most of us makes her so babie :( enhablrs babygirl me thinks
@polalvsjy MAE IS THE HUMAN PERSONIFICATION OF COTTAGECORE ISTG SHES SO SOFT AND CUTE except she listens to chase atlantic- shes one of the most beautiful person ive seen im not even joking. She gives off HUGE golden retriever vibes and its so adorable 😭 literally jakes soulmate in my opinion. She's also extremely talented LIKE FIRST SHES AN AMAZING WRITER AND THEN I FIND OUT SHE CAN SING LIKE AN ANGEL, DRAW LIKE PICASSO AND DANCE?!?!? God truly does have favorites 🤧 i always look forward to seeing her on my dash and in my inbox <33 i feel like it’d be rlly nice to just have a picnic with her and talk abt anything bcs shes so easy to speak with <3
@forjongseong NANA IS LITERALLY MY SOULMATE ATP HER MUSIC TASTE IS CHEFS KISS SHE ALSO LISTENS TO MAYE TOO SO LIKE 😍 once again a very very very talented mutual of mines,, her carmesi series OH MY GOD SHE MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SECRETARY!JAY AGENDA. We actually dont interact as much as it feels like we do bcs i just feel so comfortable with her and i love that abt her, i love how shes such a kind inviting person and also extremely pretty too might i say 👀 shes adorable and her love for jay is even more adorable skjndk i always look forward to seeing nana on my dash and i hope we can become even closer!!
@drunkjaked SAX IS ALSO MY SOULMATE STFU she introduced me to kehlani and i’ll always love her for that 💕 we also havent interacted much but it feels like shes a lifelong friend whenever we talk with eachother! Shes such a talented writer and im proud to be mutuals with such a sweet and funny person such as her. I hope that in the future we can become closer friends and i hope she takes care of herself <33
@donghoonie-3 AVERY MY LOVE istg describing how precious they are is impossible, i always love seeing them interact with other ppl on my dash, and HE ALSO SHARES MY LOVE FOR SUBBY HOON 🥹 the best sub!hoon blog on here imo. I dont have much to write bcs we dont interact much but i truly do love and care for them <33
@hee-pot @vivvys @robyncore @4hsng @thots4hee @softforqiankun @amourhee @svnoohe4rts @muffinminnie @criceofpain @blond4enha @sluttyenha @taekookstiddiemilk @nyanggk @valley-of-lies @2minbin @heetro @pandorasblogbcuzican @tfwheeseung @yunskies @jinfie-lvr ILY GUYS I RLLY DO BUT WE HAVENT INTERACTED ENOUGH FOR ME TO WRITE ANYTHING 😭 but i srsly do love u all equally and i hope we can interact more in the future mwah <33 also if i missed out any moots the same goes for you guys
#anon :3#ask box ! 🖂#only those who were active a few weeks ago know the hell i went thru when writing this up 😭
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snapchat headcanons
✧ hc’s ✧ for using snapchat w ur boi toi ft. the pretty setter squad
❧ gn reader
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a/n: kinda a combo of how they use sc and the kinds of snaps they send you! along w wat u send them, and uh... dating stuf n shenanigans? texting/snapping habits? my fantasies? IDEK ANYMORE EOFHEFJ
this was born from the recesses of my mind , which desired nothing mor than snapchats from suga , us sending cute selfies , others bein dumb n chaotic , no context videos , n him snapping me photos of some mangoes on sale he said he’ll buy for me DXX it’s too late for me now
doing research on hq bois and surfing thru sc features (im just now realizing theres quite a bit?? im hoping i address most of them at some point lolol) instead of real life tings aHHhhhHAHA
requests: open! will be working on a suga one i got, dw, requester!
sugawara
✧ sends good morning and good night snaps
✧ so he’s rlly good at keeping streaks, probs has the longest ones (one of them being y’alls streak)
✧ posts tidbits of volleyball practice on his story every once in a while
✧ snaps you pics of his sleeping teammates when they’re coming back to school after a long day of matches , adding a single ‘❤️’ as a caption
✧ he will also create colorful masterpieces on all of them
✧ gives daichi a santa beard, tanaka a squiggly stache (i imagine it to look like spongebob n patrick’s seaweed ones now that were mEN), n kageyama sum angry brows,,, wait he already has them lolol u good der kags
✧ posts a picture of you when you’re hanging out, captioning it: “🥰“
✧ has conversations with you purely via snaps
✧ ranges from casual chats and checking up on u to crackwhoring ( ** indicates the photo, while the “” quotes indicate the caption, all snaps are italicized, otherwise its regular dialogue)
✧ suga: *peace sign* “hey sweetheart, how r u?”
✧ you: *pics of homework* “ahh, drowning in school ;-; i cant wait for this week to be over fghjkl”
✧ suga: *close up with :o on his face* “let’s study together tmrw!”
✧ or
✧ suga: *complete darkness* “its 3 am n i cant sleep”
✧ you: *the top half of your head, laying on a pillow* “ ;( aw babe. do u want me to send something to help u sleep?”
✧ suga: *still in darkness* “y u still up?? go sleep. n 🥺 yes pls”
✧ you: *snaps pics of feet* “that’ll be 50 bucks, pay up”
✧ suga: *darkness remains* “can we make a trade instead? i promise to make it worth ;)”
✧ ok now u BOTH cant sleep (im sry my crackheading be acting up around 2am eeryday, i stan a mischievous suga--)
✧ video chats (in the darkness lol) instead until you both pass out (im not in luv u r 😭)
✧ super down to take filtered selfies w you
✧ does all the silly ones with you (things like ’angry face’ or the frog one)
✧ but also rlly digs lookin cute with you using some heart crowns, y’all an aesthetic (n crakhead) duo fosho
✧ def subscribes to life hacks and tries them out himself, has a 50% success rate
kageyama
✧ doesn’t rlly use snapchat too much
✧ but when he does
✧ will either send you a picture to indicate he’s at volleyball practice (wow wat a sexi lookin gym floor)
✧ or some random picture of whatever he’s doing at the moment (*drinking milk*)
✧ this is mostly in order to save streaks
✧ he’s so bad at streaks
✧ “why does it matter?? what’s the point of sending just black screens or whatever’s in front of you at the moment??”
✧ can’t keep a consistent streak for more than 3 days and also doesn’t care (until hinata challenges him to see who can have the longer one)
✧ when you send him videos of him playing, he really focuses on them to try to improve his technique. asks you to send those vids to him (assuming u saved them, which u did)
✧ but when you look over his shoulder when he’s watching a video and give him some compliment (“i recorded at the perfect moment! that was a really good set, kageyama!”), he gets a bit flustered
✧ gets even more flustered but pretty happy whenever you post videos on your story showing karasuno winning some points with captions like:
✧ “footage of the legendary quick >.>” or “karasuno crows flyin high!” or “these bois make my heart 😭 im so proud”
✧ you WILL catch him off guard in photos, using filters that surrounds his head w/ emojis like 🥺💖🥰💘
✧ you also put these on your story (to his dismay)
✧ ppl comment on these mor than anything else (n for those who dont rlly kno kageyama, theyre kinda surprised to him like this)
✧ hinata snickers “hey kageyama you look pretty good here--”
✧ takes some selfies with you, mostly cuz you want them
✧ saves them after u send them over (n secretly cherishes them)
✧ occasionally watches his subscriptions, they’ll usually involve sports, mostly volleyball (who woulda guessed)
✧ you use his bitmoji to test out random facial expressions you would never see him wear
✧ you: “can you smile and wink like this? act like you’re the obnoxious charming guy in a shojo.”
✧ will actually attempt, but it looks so bad that you die inside and he never wants to try again cuz of ur laughing outburst (you: “😭😭 bb im sorry i couldnt help it”)
oikawa
✧ literally sends you anything and everything
✧ morning bathroom selfie to show off how good his hair came out that day, saying:
✧ “he has risen”
✧ or “i woke up like this”
✧ and my favorite, “you’re lucky you get this content for frEE”
✧ selfies with iwa, who just looks annoyed and exasperated at the camera
✧ sends you pics of his lunch and snacks (“bet u wish u had milk bread too”)
✧ always packs extra milk bread so he could convince you to stay at his practice after school--
✧ FILTERSS
✧ I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENUF
✧ will either use the filters that make him kayooottt (cute)
✧ loves the ones named ‘hearts,’ ‘soft,’ ‘peach,’ ‘butterfly cheeks,’ vsco filters LOL, etc
✧ uses ‘big mouth’ when he feelin a bit sASSY; also loves to use this one when he rants, it channels his inner valley girl
✧ sometimes he’ll be snacking or drinking something while he does so (“hey guys today im gonna eat these milk buns from my favorite bakery and this bomb orange juice and complain about this little kid who talked smack to me earlier and almost made me cry--”)
✧ takes cute selfies with you, is an aesthetic selfie king, puts them on his story to show off he’s hangin with you
✧ but on your story you only post the ones he looks bad in LOL
✧ has separate stories for his every need, some r private (and lucky you, ur included in all of them)
✧ titles them ‘mean things iwa said to me today,’ ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ ‘a day in the life of oikawa,’ ‘volleyball 🏐,’ ‘unpopular opinions,’ etc.
✧ fitting room photoshoots lol
✧ “y/n, what do you think of this??” “and this?” “oOH WHAT ABOUT THIS??”
✧ ends up calling you through video chat so you can live critique his choices
✧ “oikawa, please no, i can’t be seen with you in public if you wear those--”
✧ also changes his bitmoji’s outfits from time to time, hopes you’ll notice, but you don’t LOL (oikawa: ;((((((( )
kenma
✧ uses sc usually just to reply to messages ppl send him
✧ indifferent about streaks, but keeps a few with ppl he’s closer to
✧ mindlessly plays the snapchat games with you, finds some of them kinda cute
✧ you both made his bitmoji for him, dressing his up in the orange cat suit
✧ you also helped make kuroo’s and put his in the black cat suit to match--
✧ snaps you every time he gets a new game, starts playing it, and once he finishes
✧ started to post some gameplays and reviews on his sc story (might as well add them to sc since he was already on other social platforms), and ended up amassing a large following
✧ follows the tech and gaming stories on sc
✧ as well as the ones with cute animals--
✧ open to selfies with you, usually wears a calm expression and holds up a peace sign
✧ even occasionally sticks his tongue out
✧ his story is occasionally heavily bombarded with candids of him w/ pretty sc filters, all taken by you
✧ but of all the filters, you love using the clout glasses on him
✧ especially when he’s just minding his own business
✧ “kenma, in his tru habitat” when hes cocooned in a blanket
✧ “kenma, on his way to steal yo manz” while on his way to the bathroom
✧ “kenma, next iron chef. watch out gordon” as he’s cooking instant ramen
✧ “kenma” n das it
✧ but he thinks it meme-y so he lets you do whatever you want, kinda digs it
✧ you end up dedicating your snap story to memes of kenma and the nekoma volleyball team. ppl are in it for the shits n giggles n hot bois
✧ you later discover someone else did the same thing with their volleyball team filled with hot bois from shiratorizawa, and you befriend tendou and share funni internet tings
akaashi
✧ 99% of his photos include either you or bokuto or both
✧ bokuto spams akaashi’s story and contact list with selfies and videos of himself using weird filters, often gets you to join him
✧ has several streaks, but will send something with more substance than a black screen or his bedroom window
✧ will usually involve smthng that just happened to him or smthing he saw, like:
✧ “a kind older lady offered me some apples in return for helping her”
-or:
✧ “how do i break the news to bokuto that the yaikniku place he’s been wanting to go to for the past week ,,, is closed today”
✧ o n let’s not leave out:
✧ “is it possible to conjure a ghost using a wooden spatula, ketchup, and a chalk drawn hexagram? bokuto’s been paranoid ever since he tried last night and i dont know what to tell him. seriously, help”
✧ looks through stories occasionally, comments whenever bokuto makes questionable decisions
✧ also comments on whatever you’ve posted. his words range from “you’re cute” to “why,” depending on the content
✧ ppl know when y’all are hanging out cuz he’ll post smthing to indicate he’s with you, usually it’s some candid and you’re not paying attention
✧ appreciation posts for you as well! esp if you got him something, like onigiri or his fav, Nanohana no Karashiae , for lunch! (akaashi: *snaps a pic of his food* “thank you y/n for feeding me”)
✧ prefers video calling over texting/snapping whenever possible tho
✧ occasionally reminisces thru his sc memories
✧ enjoys the flashback feature and will send them to you and bokuto (cuz they’re about y’all anyway lolol)
✧ also has secretly saved a bunch of selfies of himself, consists of him trying out a lot of the filters (he feelin himself)
✧ you, one day, looking thru his phone and discovering them: “akaashi, you’re so pretty wtf”
✧ akaashi: “...”
koganegawa
✧ sends you selfies of him before practice
✧ during breaks
✧ and after practice, usually makes a comment about how it went for him that day like:
✧ “i hit a decent toss today and futakuchi actually complimented me!”
✧ that, or:
✧ “i got yelled at 17 times today 😢😩”
✧ has quite a few streaks, his longest ones being with you and hinata
✧ def uses filters
✧ tries out every funny one he finds and sends you videos
✧ “look y/n im an aaaaAALlliiEEENnnNNN oo oo hoo hhhooOOh”
✧ “now im a chicky nuggy!!” (chicken nugget)
✧ also enjoys the doodle feature
✧ but he uses the filter with the clout glasses unironically--
✧ usually when smth good happens to him and he feels happy and/or cool about it
✧ “just beat the boss in this game on my 69th try B)”
✧ “kogane, that’s--”
✧ plays sc games with you and thinks bitmojis r cool
✧ kinda sad he cant find a hair option that matches him tho lolol rip
✧ you: “you hair’s just,,, unique,,,”
✧ subscribed to anything sports and fitness, as well as pop culture so he can stay in the loop
✧ also watches everyone else’s stories, pointing out whenever he sees smthing cool and/or interesting
✧ “woahh, karasuno’s at nationals right now! i wish we could’ve won, but next year for sure!!”
✧ you encourage him at all his games, hyping him up irl and online
✧ “koganegawa: best setter 😍!!”
✧ luckily you didnt record the parts he completely messed up LOL
semi
✧ before going out with you, snaps you a pic of his casual outfit like:
✧ semi: “does this look ok”
✧ you: “babe you look great, tendou was just messing with you”
✧ will make unwanted appearances on tendou’s snap and complains to you about them
✧ “i didnt consent to being part of his meme page” and
✧ “okay, but he didn’t only have to share all the moments i messed up--”
✧ also indifferent about streaks but will do them
✧ sometimes sends snaps/streaks indicating he’s practicing his music
✧ when you see these you usually ask him to send you vids or if you can come over n watch
✧ initially is a bit shy about it but he loves what he does and you and knows you’re genuinely interested and supportive so he agrees
✧ secretly rlly enjoys having you as his personal audience
✧ lowkey into asmr, like the soap cutting shit as well as chewing crunchy things
✧ also watches food porn and clips of mukbangs, then can’t resist going on youtube and watching the whole thing
✧ “y/n, can we try this, it looks so good--”
✧ will also often watch oikawa’s stories, especially his ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ and makes comments about him being an idiot
✧ “this kid he’s talking about is a savage”
✧ but admits they’re quite entertaining
✧ just looks serious in all the selfies you take with him
✧ you: “can you look like you’re enjoying yourself?”
✧ semi: “i look cooler like this tho”
✧ sc memories filled with shenanigans from you and the volleyball team, doodles, and mirror selfies with him experimenting diff looks (you: “tendou, you got him way too concerned about this”)
✧ also enjoys showing off he’s with you, taking a short video of you when you hang out
✧ you: “semi, i look bad right now”
✧ semi: “but you can never look bad”
✧ you: “🥺 bb”
✧ viewers: “aw”
✧ shiratorizawa: “can he be this nice with us LOL”
shirabu
✧ his main mode of communication with you is mostly through the regular messaging app, so he doesn’t use sc too much
✧ also doesn’t care for streaks and is bad at keeping them
✧ will answer to you or his senpais rather soon tho
✧ but lets all his other notifications pile up a bit before finally going thru them
✧ goes through the snaps he receives really fast, spending like 2 seconds each to look at them cuz aint nobody got time for dat
✧ doesn’t even rlly open goshiki’s LOL
✧ you have fun using filters on him and taking videos while he’s just doing his own thing peacefully like studying
✧ it takes him a second to notice and when he finally looks up, he just gives you an exasperated look
✧ cue you cracking up with laughter bc the filter finally shows up on his face
✧ his eyes and mouth are now on mike wazowski
✧ that, or his face becomes so disturbingly moRPhed like an alien
✧ caption: “ken-chan, my future medical man 😍”
✧ “y/n, please, this is like the 7th time in the last 20 minutes--”
✧ finally convinced him to take a study break and hang out with you
✧ which usually consists of snacking and light banter while you lay your head on his lap
✧ and scrolling through snapchat stories and showing him what everyone else is up to and cool things you’re subscribed to
✧ “loooook, dr. miami’s doing another butt job! is this the line of work you’re studying so hard for?”
✧ “no, it’s really not”
✧ is actually very soft with you and likes having the photos and vids for memories
atsumu
✧ sends you snaps where his brother looks bad, captioning it:
✧ “this is evidence that im the hotter twin”
✧ likewise, osamu sends you snaps where atsumu looks even worse
✧ like, the mans passed out, looking rekt and open mouthed, drool seeping into his pillow
✧ osamu: “u still have time to break up with him”
✧ also lucky for you, atsumu also loves to take unflattering photos of you and send them to you randomly at like 2 am
✧ you: “nani tf when did you even take this??”
✧ usually posts a snap while he’s out somewhere like at a match, the gym, outside on a run, a party, or just hanging out with you or his frens
✧ however, makes sure you look good if you show up on his story cuz he wants to show you off
✧ doesn’t really care for streaks, but has a lott
✧ but also has a tON of unopened snaps
✧ is the type to send just a black screen n call it a day, or maybe spice it up by sending a pic of the sexi gym floor (a comeback) w his shoe in the corner
✧ will, however, consistently respond to you and kinda looks forward to ur snaps (secretly hopes you show ur face)
✧ but when you dont:
*in class*
✧ atsumu: *a smirk on his face* “your content’s kinda dry today”
✧ you: *your sexi desk* “my nudez ain’t free, i demand compensation”
✧ atsumu: *grasped his chin in thought, but angled the cam up bc he needa hide his phone in class lolol* “what if i... take you out on a romantic excursion”
✧ you: * your face but with ‘sausage’ filter* “🥵🥵🥵🥵 yessir, what u want”
✧ rlly only wants to have pics of your face wat a closeted sOFTIE
✧ likes to have content on his flashbacks
✧ usually has other social media sources to keep up to date with things
✧ actually rlly digs using sc filters, mostly ones that’ll make him look like a queen
✧ captions a selfie of you two like: “me >>>>>>> y/n”
✧ but nearly everyone who comments on it is like: “i think you flipped the sign, bro 🤥”
✧ judges ppl who are into soap cutting asmr (you will never hear the end of it if you also like it)
a/n: sc kinda dying for me, my use went from suga to an atsumu to like nearly nonexistent LOL
also o gawd i already have ideas here n there for a pt 2 so stay tuned fjxnwfesd hope it takes me less long cuz this one took me fkin foreva LOL
idk y i made semi like mukbangs but i feel like he’d be rlly into them--
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu reader insert#sugawara x reader#kageyama x reader#oikawa x reader#kenma x reader#akaashi x reader#koganegawa x reader#semi x reader#shirabu x reader#atsumu x reader#haikyuu headcanons
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god what do you expect it’s me in ur inbox again with letters (F, J for Kado ooh what a surprise, N, U, V, Z) ok that’s one reblorb i’m gonna be back in 2 minutes with others
F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
snippet from the most recent chapter of Absolution:
this exchange im proud of because it's really charged and honestly it's just a challenge, but a good one, to write Lee so... well, mean. i think deep down beneath all that politeness and genuine kindness, Lee has a mean streak from a childhood of being bullied and told he was less than, but that's not often talked about in fandom and honestly it's not like he ever got to rlly have any depth in the series so it's fun to write him like this. difficult but fun. and there's something very delicious about lee and gaara having a verbal sparring match so to speak
J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].
oh man an alternate ending to kado... that's a hard one cause i feel like any sort of alternate ending would have to be them like not getting together? but the whole purpose of kado was to have a sweet lil romcom with some intense miscommunication but an overall happy ending.
i guess a possible alternative ending could have been gaara making the arrangement lee had ordered but instead of going to the banquet for gai he just puts it in the shops window and lee sees it on his way to work after having not spoken to gaara for a while and he kinda dithers around looking at the arrangement, trying to decide if this was like gaara's way of telling him he feels the same or what???
like i forget exactly if lee paid for it right away but i know either way gaara wasn't gonna make him pay so if lee had already paid gaara would have canceled the transaction which lee would have seen and taken as gaara refusing his request as well as just a general rejection. so then he'd like see the arrangement he requested and there'd be a lil sign saying it wasn't for sale so he'd have to go in and confront gaara. he'd find gaara in back in the greenhouse and they'd just look at each other and then i dunno run towards each other as the misters turn on and they'd kiss. something super like romcom-esque.
N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?
No. Absolutely not. I am incredibly possessive of my fics and very particular in how things are executed. I have very specific things I wanna see and I know that my niche of political dramas isn't like everyone's bag but it's mine and i would rather do it myself tbh.
U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.
@ghoste-catte @jessicamiriamdrew
struggling to think of a third person mostly because im terrible at usernames, but both greyson and miriam are incredible writers, both inspire me a great deal (and spark a healthy dose of writer-envy!)
greyson's ability to churn out fics is absolutely incredible and they just have such brilliant ideas. and miriam... god what a fucking way with words. miriam can do more in 500 words than most ppl can do with 5,000, which is such an incredible skill to have. brevity truly is the soul of wit lol
V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?
i... cannot think of anything. honestly i think i just feel weird about the idea of writing someone else's fic? like even if it's a sequel to a fic and the author was like please write this for me, i think i'd just be like weirded out by it because it's not my idea and what they envision versus what i envision is gonna be different. i guess if it was like a collaborative effort i'd feel less weird about it.but i cannot think of any fics i'd jump at the chance to work on the sequel for.
Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?
i have never shied away from character death and never will. like i get people who don't wanna write or read it or what have you, but it's just... not my bag. if a story needs death, a story needs death. it's a part of life and i think that culturally speaking there's a lot of unhealthy attitudes towards death and coping with death, and i'm less of a "fiction as escapism" person and more of a "fiction as a tool for conveying something and commentating on it" whether that's political or emotional or cultural. i think forms of art are the desire for human connection, for sharing yourself with others and creating community. it's an "i see you within myself, do you see me in yourself?"
you have an experience and you put it into art, and other ppl go "wow i feel the same"
and i think death and the way that the western world copes with death feels often very divorced from true acceptance. my mom died when i was a teenager from cancer, and i still struggle with that as an adult almost 20 years later. writing about death is a way to cope and figure out what her death means. it's a way to look back on the person it made me immediately after and the person i could have become vs the person i became.
so while i get everyone has like limits to things and death is traumatic and ppl don't always wanna read it, i think death is a part of life and must also be a part of art. we live and we die. a story cannot be without an ending, and sometimes that ending is death.
and no, at this point, there are no characters whose deaths i cannot tolerate. if the story necessitates a specific characters death, then that character will die. i will never, however, write death as a means of emotional torture porn or anything like that.
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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server
once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier
also x1000 longer than previous post
"ur satan is gnc af"
"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"
"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"ohoho sexy"
"I am very proud of myself"
"himbo x edgy fuck"
"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"
"he has teefs"
"SQUASH"
"good for biting 📷"
"he's a himbo basically"
"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"
"bifth"
"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"
"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"
"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"
"crimes"
"tumblr sexyman"
"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"
"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"
"steampunk e-girl"
"steampunk tumblr sexyman"
"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"
"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"
"ARTIST SIGHTED"
"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"
"babby..... would die for him"
"honestly i probably kin him"
"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"
"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"
"Also :00 blonde friend"
"Let us all infodhmo"
"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"
"Nix woukd you like to joon?
"skitters away"
"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"
"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"
"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"
"Awkwardly watches in band kid"
"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"
"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"
"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"
"anyway heres my boi"
"emo"
"haha emo"
"virgil sanders kinnie"
"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"
"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"
"bird man my beloved"
"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"
"Birds!!"
"guiguhuh"
"crabrave"
"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"
"yess name collector gang"
"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"
"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"
"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"
"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"
"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"
"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"
"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"
"mmmmmm magic man :]"
"°0° green man"
"criminal (affectionate)"
"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"
"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"
"i would commit so many crimes for him"
"Very babey"
"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"
"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"
"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)
"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"
"* or extremly chaotic either works"
"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"
"oH--"
"bc my brain has a schedule"
"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"
"hehe yes spooky man"
"my ghost glucose guardian"
"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"
"ghosts r just inherently sexy"
"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"
"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"
"ł â m p"
"łæmp"
"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"
"I'd date a ghost"
"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"
"p e e p e e"
""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"
"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"
"you're all 12 year olds"
"PEENIE"
"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"
"god, what a himbo. i love him"
"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"
"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"
"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"
"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""
"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"
"twink appreciation club"
"give us the twinks"
"my first thought was bottom-"
"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"
"daddy issued"
"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"
"Big boy but"
"anyways janus is swagggg"
"........................."
"gib twink"
"give twink then i will share"
"holds him gentle like hamburger"
"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"
"he is. fragile creachur"
"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"
"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"
"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"
"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"
"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"
"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"
"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."
"note i am a lesbian"
"You may like Schezo wegey"
"why does he have one single expression"
"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"
"magic wand"
"I Want To Hold His Hand"
"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"
"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""
"p e a n u t"
"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"
"grug from the croods is peak male performance"
"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."
"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"
"i like essays"
"central time gang"
"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)
"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"
"points were made"
"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"
"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"
"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"
"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"
"several people are typing"
"do these look edible to you"
"forbidden gummies"
"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"
"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"
"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"
"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"
"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"
"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"
"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."
"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."
"NIIICE"
"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"
"watch your fucking language in front of the president"
"im so sorry lumi"
"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"
"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"
"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"
""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""
"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"
"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."
"me on discord: nick wilde"
"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."
"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"
"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"
"what the fuck"
"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"
"If you adopt me then yes"
"am I qualified for dad jokes???"
"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"
"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""
"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"
"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"
"cat pet"
"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"
"maybe thats me being a coward tho"
"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"
if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content
#tw drugs#tw swearing#tw cannibalism#tw crime#tw food#tw homophobia#shitpost#out of context#out of context quotes#lumi's quotes
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did you edit the header yourself? it's so nice. i also made an edit today morning. it is a class of 2021 txt edit. like i was so proud of it but the doodles were not my cup of tea. also if you want i can show it to you but how do i link it to you, maybe i'll post it on my pinterest so that you and everyone can see my edit or idk. help!! but i was actually so fucking proud of the edit :) but i didn't doodle near the class of 2021 😭😭 but it still looks neat kinda ☺— 🦔
(cont.) and also, i've been writing all my ideas in my diary and just thinking of writing everything once i finish my grade 10 so i am just wishing for the best. god!! please help (also how do you manifest?) how was your day yesterday and also if i observe your status of being online. i feel like you wake up at 10-11am and sleep at 3-4am (hope i am wrong🤡this is called observation!) i love being observant and that's like the best advantage i have because i can easily know people's habits and routine. i'm not more observant these days because i'm getting distracted due to personal problems and social media, so it's just a normal thing for a teen to go. i still remember how jay would just soften by seeing jungwon and the way jake always clinges on to the people near him :( and i am just remembering and reminding myself that i once had passions too, i used to sing and i'm still singing, used to learn classical dance and my body is like so stiff and i can't learn kpop dances :(
(cont.) I might sleep by the time you answer my ask so I'm just linking my edit incase you wanna check it out. I'm super proud of it but just the doodles were a little you know upside down :( also i had to take inspo from Pinterest for those doodles of course 🙄 here is the edit— https://pin.it/4iliGtH
i did edit it !!! the psd credits are in my navi but i used a psd from dreamydrips on deviantart :’) but thank you v much !!! 🥰💗 i just looked at your edit on pinterest tho and it looks SO GOOD <33 i rlly love the doodles omg seeing the class of ___ edits on pinterest are always so cool :’)
ooh are these ideas for fics?? i’ve also attempted to write a bunch at once like that and it didn’t work out HAHAH but i wish you all the best 🙏 your determination is probably stronger than mine :’)) and manifestation?? HAHAH i mean i’ve talked ab manifesting as a joke i don’t think i’ve ever tried it seriously !! but im sure there are ppl who have but im personally not sure how to actually manifest smthn 😵💫
LOLL actually i wake up around 8-9 bc of classes !! and honestly my sleep schedule varies a LOT like sometimes i’ll stay up to 2-3 ish but i’ve been sleeping around midnight lately 😳 i guess i don’t rlly have a set schedule for sleeping/waking up, it’s very dependent on the day and what i do LOLL like when i was home for break i stayed up until 6 am a few nights 🏃♂️ but my day yesterday was pretty good !! i just did some homework and then went to get coffee with my friend (and she gave me a squishmallow 🥰) and then my other friends came over and we watched howl’s moving castle (again 😪) together ♡ how was your day love??
ooh you sing ?? :o some of my friends are amazing singers and take vocal lessons but i just like singing to myself(??) for fun LMFAO i definitely cannot mariah carey my way thru a song 🥲 but it’s okay you can reignite those passions !! skating used to be all i did so i felt pretty empty when i had to stop for uni, but then i started doing other things that interested me so that i wouldn’t feel so bored 💘
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Rules: Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people!
no way am i tagging a whole 21 people lmao. i’ll tag *three*
tagged by: @potatoes-tomatoes aaa tysm <3
Name: Isabelle
Nickname: Cookie. Rarely, friends will call me Izzy and send me into an embarrassingly flustered state because it’s a cuter name than I deserve ahaha
Gender: Female
Star Sign: ?? Sagittarius but astrology sucks i only like homestuck and even that one’s under fire atm
Current Time: 6:40 PM
Song stuck in my head: Dead Mom from Beetlejuice and What Do You Say from Black Friday, it’s been a showtunes kind of week
Last movie I saw: Onward! I cried yall
Last thing I Googled: “Curt Mega” . . . . no comment
Other Blogs: a few will remain a secret but @thecookieshop is my artblog and i have an invader zim blog that all of you should probably stay away from GFKJLFGH called @vampirepiggyhunterdefensesquad
Do I get asks: nope not at all. i’m dead here and proud of it. im sorry again to all of you who i have let down with my empty promises
Reasons for your url: AAARGH i JUST changed my url. FRICK. ok my favorite favorite FAVORITE thing used to be Heathers and my url was yo-girl-time-to-die as a reference to a song from that musical. now it’s a reference to a foster the people song and also a mood.
Following: 331. I’ve been on an unfollowing streak lately lmao, trying to purge my dash of things that make me feel shitty :D
Average Sleep: probably around 7 hours, not too bad, except i sleep in until 10 on most days so
Lucky Number: ??? you can have lucky numbers ? ? uh i guess i rlly like 5. also 21. and 2000
Currently Wearing: OOH OOH ok i got my black goth boots and long striped neon invader zim socks and boy’s jeans rolled up a bit so you can see the awesome socks. and a cutesy sleeveless flower shirt. i’m grunge on my bottom half and prep on my top and i think that’s beautiful
Dream Job: i wanna write!! i want to do writer’s rooms for television shows and cartoons and also draw if i can get the chance. I would absolutely love to have my own graphic novel/webtoon and i have one in the works. I want to make stories!! but most of all i just want to do something and do it well and bring happiness to others through my success.
Dream Trip: i really wanna go to Ireland and Rome. It’s a dream of mine to eventually visit Lourdes, since I have a personal connection with the spirituality of that place <3 but I also want to see New Zealand. But I don’t particularly want to to travel? If none of that ever works out I’m cool. I guess my dream trip is across the world with some people I love who I can share it with! It doesn’t matter as much where we go as what we do together!
Favorite Food: S P A G H E T T I. I also really love carrot cake, cheesecake, and chocolate of any kind. Currently addicted to flamin hot cheetos as well
Favorite Song: either Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon or Houdini by Foster the People. or Oh No by marina. or Show Me Your Hands from TGWDLM. . . or
Instruments: I’m teaching myself guitar right now, and I play some simple piano though I haven’t practiced in a long time hahaha.
@admiralara @katiekomics @badwolferosewrites @eosiadusk @nic-h @toastess-with-the-mostess
#have fun yall sorry for the tag#me#long post#text post#it's been so many years that i cant remember how i tag personal posts on tumblr wtf#personal#i speak#maybe it was that???#ANYWAY
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Elf, Dragon and Tower (if you're ok with answering those ofc)
srry i didn’t answer sooner ive been watching all the die hard movies recently aaaa-
Elf- What are you proud of?
- uh im not too sure ... i dont rlly hav much to be proud of lmao. ooh u kno what tho? one time in a religious studies lesson when i was like 14/15 someone asked the teacher “Miss what is love?” and i replied “baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more” and that’s probably up there in my top 5 achievements
Dragon- Sexuality?
- o boy there’s a question ! i don’t know exactly, we still figuring that one out, but in simple terms i guess it doesn’t matter much to me ?? if i like someone i like them ya feel
Tower- What is (at least one thing) something that you’re afraid of?
- that depends what kind of fear ur talking abt. im afraid of heights, but im also afraid that i’ll die without having made any good contribution to the universe. also furbies are the kind of things satan has nightmares about so there’s that
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sooo, what if Reader was also in the acting world so she's trying to essay the italian lines of the script of her next movie bc lied to get the part, so Ben essays with her and sometimes will try silly pickup lines on italian that he searched on google - 🐑 (i know its not the kind of hc u asked for but i dont ship queen/borhap member and im not v fond of smut, sorry!)
ooh this is rlly cute!! its pretty rare i write fluff but this is sweet 🥺 i’m not 100% sure if i understood ur request please lemme know if this is what u had in mind!! also. i dont Know Italian so i also googled italian pickup lines
ok SO things have been a little slow for the reader in terms of roles lately so she’z kinda taking what she can get
and sometimes that means embellishing her resume a little
so she goes on an audition that requires her to speak some italian
well, the casting call said some italian
but it turns out that like half the lines are in italian!!!!
and the directors say she’s perfect for the part and they really want her to come back to read for it again
so the reader is frantically trying to learn italian so she actually gets the part
and she asks her boyfriend ben who’s an absolute sweetheart to help her
which if course he agrees to
so they run lines all night
and occasionally ben will take a break to make a fresh pot of coffee for the two of them or use the bathroom
but he also takes a second to google “cute pick up lines in italian”
and will greet his sweet girlfriend with “al cielo manca un angelo ma l’ho trovata” (“heaven is missing an angel, but i found her”) or “commettiamo il crimine perfetto: ti ruberò il cuore, tu ruberai il mio” (“let’s commit the perfect crime, i will steal your heart, you steal mine”)
which makes her grin and giggle
the next day she goes to her callback and absolutely nails it and gets the part!
when she gets home ben is so proud of her
he hugs her tight and kisses the top of her head and takes her out to dinner
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no pls i understand that feeling— writing one tomorrow i dont think im sleeping bc i gotta prepare 😭😭
bombed the other one so bad i must make it up here
OHHH A HEAT WAVE
sending you thousands of ice lollies and and ice cream— global warming does rlly suck actually :(
i’m good i’m good !! gonna be performing my english oral presentation today and im so proud of what ive come up with, hoping its all gonna be good
ALSO
here its spring atm and it’s just so LOVELY ?? it’s barely been spring but oml the SUN IS OUT EARLIER AND ITS JUST SO SO GOOD
i’m sending you ALLLLLL THE LUCK for your weekly maths tests oml, gonna be cheerin you on from here ! <3
school's great and all until you have tests ;-; teachers are so aggressive with them too?? like? i'm scared and it's for a very good reason because the tests are never like the classwork
ooh lucky southern hemisphere folks getting the nice weather. summer just does not want to end here :P
thank you for the luck too <3 <3 sending you good vibes for you english oral!! those are always scary for some reasons
#{🐸 - gremlin friends}#i really need to get to sleep#but i also want to stay up late talking to international friends#but also... school ;-;#signing off for the night#bye <3#see y'all in the morning
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toffee!
no dont apologise! i didnt check until just then so np :)
mmm yeah it is a bit trippy. hehe ITS TRUE THO. yeah sadly i think ur right, and tag blocking is probably a good idea. sometimes smut written well or not in excess is okay but goddamn when its abt 01 line and thats the whole fic... *silently blocks tags*
hehe i do that all the time lol this conversation is carrying on threads from a month ago :) mmm yeah ur probably right sadly, same. HA HE DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE and now i have someone to talk to abt them, so thats good! I KNOW felix was actually the one who got me into skz with his iconique gods menu line so i guess i have a soft spot for him. i always tell myself my bias is chan but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess im more whipped than id like to admit. mmm yeah that does make sense dw i hope they do that as well. YES king seungmin hIMSELF. GODDAMNIT DONT GET ME STARTED ON MINHO IN GODS MENU I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS PART OF THE GROUP UNTIL I STARTED GETTING MORE INTO THEM. BITCH (affectionate) THE LINE DISTRIBUTION HAS BEEN UTTER DOG SHIT but *deep breath* its better now so were moving on adn hoping it stays that way. sis same but i may or may not have gone thru a rlly depressed phase and actively sought out the elimination episodes so i could actually force some tears out of my emotionless shell of a heart but what cna you do? lmaoo i feel that irl, binnie deserves more vocal lines. yesss channies accent is rlly prominent then, i think also the way he structures his phrasing? is more english speaking than korean? but yeah i totally get what ur saying. AJKSAL lmao
okay then! im excited for whenever it gets done! (maybe tag me?) ahh the cold shrivelled heart of a dark au writer beats again at the thought of torturing another poor characters very soul (/j) :(( yeah that would suck not being able to see them. ohhh ur on the other hemisphere to me! were just going into spring rn. mmm smth to look forward to! YES you put it into words. they rlly are pretty independent from the company (remember how jyp rejected that other dudes songs after like 3 seconds and then how he was apparently nervous to show the song hed written to chan cos chan was so good at writing hits ahhh sweet revenge) mmmYES we rlly need a mute and remove notifications button for our brains dont we?
YES CORRECT i totally agree. some people jsut dont give it a try, adn assume its bad cos its korean smh racist assholes. yes! im coming up to my 6 month anniv actually! sis sAME, i feel like theyre being tugged into appealing to the western american market and theyre not staying as true to their artistic flair as a group, especially with only writing english songs atm. *sigh* ah well, at least theyre bringing recognition to the kpop world. AHUH dead on, theyre going to be discarded pretty soon and then where will bp be? theyll prob go solo paths which is rlly sad but what can you do when the company is run by a prideful asshole? yg is not going to last much longer in the big four if they keep this up.
hehe you get it. oooh very cool! whos ur ult? (sorry if youve said this before) mmmm yeah good decision, i feel liek thats probably a wise decision. this is my first album release as a kpop stan (not counting mixtape oh) so i think ill get it for sentiments sake. yeah! im excited for the new music! mingi was the one who got me into them, but atm my bias is seonghwa followed by san, wooyoung and ateez but jonghos high notes man *swoon* he, yeah atm ive got jake, jay, nikki, jungwon and sunoo down so just trying to get the rest :) heh, yeah kard i rlly only got into cos of bm, ive seen him like interacting with a lot of idols and he seemed nice so i decided to check out the group. ikr gunshot man *another swoon*
no noe! i didnt know what it was until i got it lol. thx toffee ill try and take that to mind :) yeah lol im on a waiting list thats not going to be free until late september so hopefully i can hold on until then. hope ur okay, that sounds like it sucks, hope you can find someone. maybe ill just take you along on my phone and the therapist can get a two for one patient deal lmaooo. mmm, sorry no i havent mentioned it before, i dont rlly talk abt it much. uhhh basically hypermobility? if you google it, it doesnt seem bad, jsut joint flexibility but ive got the severe end of the stick, leaning towards ehlers danlos syndrome so thats fun. basically it just makes it hard for me to exercise, run, jump, stand or just walk for long periods of time and gives me a lot of joint and muscle pain so... thats fun! but obviously so many other people have it worse than me, so i try not to complain. normally in young people it will improve as they get older, but my doctor said bc its severe in me, its unlikely to get much better. but again, i dont have the worst lot in the bunch, so its all g.
oh its good that its not the bad type of rain, a light sprinkling can be relaxing sometimes. aww thx darl, the concern is appreciated but it went pretty well and i managed not to cough too much on stage or kill myself trying to run around to the other side of the stage in the pouring rain so thats good! oooh tea buddies! my dogs a labradoodle, but shes a bit more of a feral poodle lol not much labrador in her at all, unless its her relentless urge to hunt down every bird that has ever walked this earth smh :((( hopefully they can come back on soon, does uni have dances?
ahhh a mood if i ever heard one. hopefully things will get better for you soon, ik anxiety sucks ass. ooh thats always good! when its sunny here, its always melt ur thongs to the pavement hot so the nicely cool sunny days are a lovely change. hehe impatience is not so good for you, but good for us that get to see ur beautiful theme early. ahh no worries, itll come eventually hopefully. and if not, then just things that make you not anxious are good. it doesnt have to be black or white, sometimes gray is good. mmmmm sames i have midterms this week to catch up on and then two weeks of end of terms so thats fun! i hope u can overcome that a little, heres some channie to be ur motivation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8LWyNjzOww. hah! i hear that all the time, he seems to be everywhere. did you see that tiktok of hans slowed back door rap, i stg it sounded EXACTLY like namjoon, it kinda scared me. also teh beginning of another day, sounds so much like joon i swear.
that reminds me! idk ur biases! i feel like this should be smth i should know so please! feel free to elaborate!
ahh im glad, i was worried it is. mmm same, so no hard feelings if either of us misses a day or smth. ill start worrying if weeks/months have gone by, but if its just a little while thats more than fine. ill just picture you studiously completing notes and i wont worry lol
<3 w.a. 🐺
at some point i really think i'm going to start blocking accounts because blocking tags won't be enough. i saw ask tags the other day and it just made me want to bleach my eyeballs.
i could talk about god's menu felix for hours man. the teaser for god's menu that featured his part on the bridge made me look forward to the mv release. you: biases chan, also you: lixiesbabyhands. yes you are more whipped than you think. i can't believe orange haired minho was given NOTHING during that era but they kind of made up for it in the b-sides. i also hope it stays that way. the distribution for this era was pretty fair.
"torturing another poor character's soul" in all honesty, i used to live for this. 2017 me leading up to early 2020 wrote nothing but angst. i have another aussie friend on twt and tbh i'm still really (O.o) about the seasons! jyp should be terrified skz could easily take over that company. heck if skz grow old and start their own company, they'd probably do a great job at running it. PLEASE. i have issues on muting/notifications both mentally and in real life. sometimes, i just wish to disappear.
some people in my country are just disgusting tbh. not only racist but homophobic too. they label kpop as 'gay' and it DISGUSTS me. it's a problematic behavior/mindset people in my country need to fucking get rid of. anyway, HELP ME 6 MONTHS??? and i've been in this shit for like a decade eye. tbh, i’m not fond of kpop groups trying to appeal to the western audience :// it feels like they’re losing their identity in a way. yes recognition but at what cost? yg has my favorite groups but that’s one shitty company when it comes to promoting.
okay my ult! it’s haechan from nct but i consider chan an ult too. like a close second above my whopping list of kpop boys. oh yes! you should get the album just for like a keepsake? remembrance? how did mingi appeal to you? omg did you start getting interested in ateez back when he was still on hiatus? NOT YOU BIASING THE SAME PEOPLE I DID WHEN I FIRST STARTED STANNING. the infamous ateez thot-line. jongho is easily one of the best fourth gen vocalists out here, no one can change my mind :( good luck with memorizing the rest of enhypen! just in time for the comeback too. i hope i’ll get into kard soon but i’m pretty content (and a tad bit overwhelmed) with the amount of groups i stan right now.
please hold on though, feel free to vent here if you like. thanks for the offer tho HAHA but like i’ll try to get checked here too when the cases die down a bit. i’m sorry to hear about your condition though :( please don’t ever overwork yourself to the point that your joints/muscles would ache. it’s completely valid to complain about it tho. i get that you have others in mind but keeping that mindset really doesn’t do you (like you internally) any better? so if you need to, vent your frustrations out and don’t keep it in.
oh my god, about your performance last sunday. was the stage out in the open? glad you didn’t cough too much and did well on your concert. i’m proud of you! i can never understand dogs and poor birds T_T uni doesn’t have dances unfortunately. i think there’s just one party at the end like a graduation ball. what year are you in anyway? if it’s something that you’re fine with sharing. if not, it’s cool.
good luck with your exams! and thanks for the link! AHA what a cutie. i think he does this motivation thing once in a while during his lives and it’s just comforting. yeah joon and han my irl just freaked when we made that discovery. ult crumbs for her. oh god not me forgetting about every biases when you asked. you can ask for my biases in a few groups just list down the one’s you’re interested in knowing.
i missed yesterday because i was grinding and finishing what if we stay + school work. finally did it today. i’m sure i’ll reply in like a day or two, definitely not a month unless i state otherwise. if i ever decide to abandon this blog, i’ll let you know.
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Joshua’s takeover of ask-svt-hearteu
I love Josh with all my heart and soul. Please spend the day sleeping and eating a lot
Joshua: Hi everyone! It’s Seventeen’s Joshua and I’m so glad to be able to answer any questions you might have for me today on my birthday! I’m always thankful for all the love and support our carats give me and the rest of Seventeen, so let’s be happy together, shall we? Love you guys <3
Mini Masterlist of all Joshua Day asks:
YOU, JOSHUA HONG, I LOVE YOU. YOURE AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING AND I AM BLESSED TO EXIST IN THE SAME CENTURY AS YOU DO. KEEP BEING THE AMAZING BRILLIANT GEM YOU ARE.
Happy birthday to my #1 bias Joshua!!! Don't tell the other js ;) ♥️🍷🍰👀
joshua~~ happy birthday, dearie~ here’s to another year of good work and results!! make sure to take care of yourself, okay?? 💙💙 -dream anon
To: Seventeen I love you guys so much but you gotta sTOP LEAVING JOSHUA OUT YA KNOW. HE DOESN'T DESERVE THE DISRESPECT >:( I still love all of you okey just ignore my comment :)) also happy birthday Joshua! 🎉❤️
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREAT, WONDERFUL JOSHUA HONG. I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY WITH ALL THE MEMBERS *cough* and with your wife Jess*cough*
Are you really Joshua from Seventeen answering?
I love Josh with all my heart and soul. Please spend the day sleeping and eating a lot
Hey josh how does it feel to know that you, Jun and Mingyu are very very close to stealing me away from Vernon?
happy birthday joshua, i rlly rlly love ya, this rap wont be long, its just my love for hong, yo yo yo
black hair joshua!!! what a concept. you look stunning and ethereal and it feels like you came out straight from an anime. happy birthday hun, im gonna swerve to your lane (dont tell jihoon and kwannie though) —kwanhoon love bot
joshiii, what do you want to eat? I will treat you food for your birthday and I'll treat you right for the rest of your life ;))
I WANT TO GIVE JOSHUA HONG THE MOST AGGRESSIVE AND PASSIONATE AND SOFTEST CUDDLE EVER. I WANT TO STARE IN TO HIS EYES AND COMPLIMENT THE HECK OUT OF HIM AND LOVE HIM TILL ETERNITY ENDS.
Joshua, the love of my life, my sun moon and stars, dare I say my soulmate. Please marry me, make me the happiest girl in the world. -lily anon
Happy birthday Joshua!! I love you with you soft voice, starry eyes and your amazing free style rap💝 Hope you have an amazing day that you deserve!!!
Joshua! Happy birthdayy, You're my ultimate bias I hope you have an amazing day, you deserve it! I love you so much 💖🎂
last night i had a dream about josh, and to put long stories short, it was essentially about him being an amazing and cuddly and loving hugger and i was very happy the entire time. it is now officially my dream to be hugged by the Joshua Hong -aries anon
im getting my hair dyed today and its gonna look really cool im hyped plus I'm getting rid of the remains from last time I dyed it because it looks gross. (also ooh shit its Joshua's birthday yanno the members better do smth cool or I'm suing pledis)
Prince Joshyyy!!! Happy bithday to youuuu~ **sends virtual hugs and cookies** Ahhh.... For the day... TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF SEVENTEEEN!!!! Dont leave shua at least for the day :') appreciate dis kind boii :''') **sends another package of love nad cookies**
Happy happy birthday handsome!! I love your lovely, sweet voice, soft demeanour, rapping, and of course your dorkiness (and so much more). I'm honestly so proud of you and all of your accomplishments with Seventeen this year!! I hope that you got to spend this day with your loved ones and your day has been nothing short of perfect. And just for today I'm switching lanes just for you, lol. 💖💖💖 (Don't tell Seungcheol).
Choi Seungcheol I am leaving you for Hong Joshua.
Josh has anyone told you that you're boyfriend material because dang you are so boyfriend material....happy birthday love🎉🎉🎉
Joshua did you know that you and taehyung have the same birthday. You are both my ultimate biases.
Say, Joshua? I know this sounds kind of rude. How old are you? I'm just naturally curious. I'm 27 so I know I'm older :( Lena
Happy brithday Joshuaaaaa♥♥! Hopefully the boys let u rest enough....lmao who am I kidding wE ARE GONNA THROW THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER
I hope the members aren't mean to you since it's your birthday. And I hope they wait on you hand and foot like the Prince you are. I hope you have a wonderful birthday and eat lots of cake. I love you. Thank you for being born ❤❤❤
to the beautiful, amazing birthday prince: happy birthday <3 thank u for blessing all of us with ur wonderful existence.
OH MY LORD BBY BOY JOSHUA HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY THAT YOU THROW UP GLITTER ILY SM❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡💛💛💚💚💚💛💛🧡🧡❤️💚💙💜🖤❤️💜💚❤️💙💙🧡🖤💜💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙💜💙💙🧡💛❤️❤️💜🖤🖤💜💜💛💛💛💛💛💚💚💙🧡🧡🧡
Joshua I hope you get everything you wished for your birthday because, if could, I would give you the entire galaxy only for you♥️
Joshua, if you get forgotten by the members this day, just tell me so I can sue them -jkjkjk i love you all- but I hope you have an amazing day Josh!💕💕💕💕
Hey josh has jess done anything for you on your birthday. Also i ship you guys hard.
asdfghjkl josh everyone ships you and jess together YOU MIGHT AS WELL RULE CALIFORNIA TOGETHER but pls date
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