#ooc: he just promos 24/7. its like how ccq is always announcing shit LMAOO

[quackity1999]

is there a place in LN where you can get a massage? asking for a friend (I'm the friend I need one)

while we don’t have a full on massage parlor just yet (don’t worry, it’s coming—business is booming, after all), we do offer a pretty luxurious sauna experience that's more than happy to help you unwind.

they offer a bunch of variations:

nether quartz hot rocks imported from the best areas of the nether for maximum luxury. plus, our innovative redstone circuits regulate floor warmth! helps with heat conductivity, keeps the sauna benches from freezing your ass off— as well as glowstone ambient lighting and dripstone showers for a post-steam refresh.

we've added splash potion vials to steam vents for instant relaxation and health replenishing. (coming soon: crushed lapis lazuli mixed with essential oils to diffuse through the joint.)

lastly, sauna-only beverages! featuring glowberry infused teas, served in glass bottles embossed with no-slip-grip technology.

pretty fucking awesome, right?