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bokutobaes · 4 years ago

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inarizaki boys when you have a bad day

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭ .・.

☆-with: atsumu, suna, kita

☆-!warnings!: swearing, parental issues, parents fighting, (there’s nothing physically violent), illness like the flu

☆-a/n: yall these are longgg LOL sorry

☆- author: lu <3

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭ .・.

☆ atsumu:

-his baby had a bad day :((

-just kidding he didn’t notice at first I’m so sorry nzjsjjsj

-your lockers are nearby so he’s usually waiting for you there first thing in the morning

-you woke up today with a headache and you were just really tired from studying last night :/

-you wanted to suck it up because it was your own fault for leaving the studying until the night before the test you had

-anyways, you were walking up to your locker lowkey trying to avoid eye contact with him

-“hi tsumu :)” u fricken liar with that fake smile

-“morning babe!” atsumu pulled u in for a back hug “i have to get to class kinda early for a test review so i’ll see you at lunch”

-and with that he was pecking your cheek and leaving

-“okay.. kind of good” you thought.. you didn’t wanna worry him or anything so you headed to you first class, math

-hell literally broke loose.. you forgot your pencil case and had to ask like 4 people until you got one which was embarrassing

-AND THEN the teacher called on you for an answer that you didn’t know like the universe

was against you or something

-“uhh... ummm i don’t know..” headass😩

-the class after that was slightly less dehumanizing but it was also japanese class.. the class you had a test in that you just barely studied for

-you did the test and lost braincells, blood sweat and tears LOL

-“okay class these will be graded by lunchtime so please come by to collect your scores before your next class”

-ogey :/ anyways u went to ur next class and before u knew it, it was lunch time.

-a text from atsumu made your phone vibrate while on your way to get your test scores

-“hey babe im actually gonna eat lunch with samu we’re practicing a bit at lunch”

-oh :) ok :) that’s fine :) not like u :) desperately:) need a hug :) right now :)

-“oh okay babe” you text back

-whatever u don’t need him independent queen

-that’s your mindset.. until you get those test scores

-it’s a literal fail .. did not pass the test.. ok..

-“y/n san, these test scores were not your usual best. I’m slightly disappointed, if there’s anything going on please let me know”

-“thank you sensei. i’ll do better next time.

-at this point you were just tying not to cry so you took your test and shouldered your bag and walked to a bench outside for some fresh air.

-right.. you didn’t bring lunch today

-so now you were hungry, tired, defeated, disappointed and lonely :,(

-the last class of your day went by quickly probably because you were zoned out the whole time

-the end of the day came and you were at your locker when your guardian texted you

-“Y/n, you had that test today right? I’m expecting to see the grade when your back home. Didn’t have time to make food tonight so find something to eat on your way home.”

-oh that test ? lol hahaha the one that you failed?! yeah that one haha lol lollll

-so with that, you started your walk home

-“y/n!!”

-fuck. atsumu.

-if you saw him now you knew you wouldn’t be able to hold in your tears and you really didn’t want to cry

-so your solution? pretend you didn’t hear him and walk faster lmfaokdhdh

-but atsumu, being.. well atsumu, decided to just full speed sprint towards you to put his shoulder around you

-“i literally know you heard me. i missed you today sorry about lun- why are you crying ?!!?”

-“bad day” you choked out before a shuddering gasp wracked your chest

-atsumu didn’t say anything he just wrapped you in a tight hug, petting you hair while you cried into his chest

-“its okay babe.. “ :(

-“you wanna come over? we can get food and cuddle”

-you nodded your head taking a shaky breath

-his hand reached out and wiped your tears, brushed your hair behind your ear and kissed your forehead like it was natural to him.

-and so you walked together hand in hand to atsumu’s house where you ate samu’s leftover onigiri and vented to atsumu about the day while you cuddled

-he also gave you a hoodie :,)

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭ .・.

☆ suna:

-“living is a chore :|” you thought as the alarm rang through your room ruining your peaceful sleep

-it was raining outside and your mind went back to last night, the screaming match your parents had

-normally you’d be used to it but it felt like they were starting to take the anger they had for each other out on you now

-you tried not to but you started thinking about all the things your mom had yelled to you through the closed door of your bedroom

-“your just like your father. you’re selfish, lazy and all you do is run around with that little boyfriend of yours! what about your family?! you think your better then us? why don’t you move out then since your so good at being independent?!”

-everything she said was always completely blown out of proportion, she lied all the time. it’s exhausting for you

-you started getting ready for school, you wanted to see suna and your friends and laugh and just forget last night even happened

-when you got to school suna was there at your locker scrolling lazily through his phone

-you smiled, genuinely as he looked up and greeted you with a smirk

-“nice hair.”

-“wha-“ you started and then smacked his arm when you realized that your baby hairs were out of sorts “shutup” you scowled

-“good morning” suna hugged you

-“good morning”

-now you were off to class, it always went by too fast, you thought. school was always done in the blink of an eye

-“what’re you doing at lunch?” your friend tapped your shoulder and whispered to you

-“mmm nothing probably why?”

-“let’s eat on the roof today! yui told me there’s gonna be a rainbow cuz it stopped raining.”

-“okay” you smiled

-now at lunch with your friends you ate the bento you had packed before. the rainbow was there and it was beautiful

-you were having fun just laughing with your friends and texting suna while he sent terrible photos of atsumu. things were good, you had forgotten about your mom

-until the end of the day came and you had to go back home

-as usual suna was at his locker waiting so that you could walk home together

-after crossing the street you and suna were at a bike path, trees surrounding the fences

-it was a comfortable silence until...

-“what’s wrong?”

-suna asking took you by surprise, you didn’t think you were acting any different. were you?

-“what are you talking about”

-“you look sad, you did this morning too but then you were fine the rest of the day so I didn’t say anything. but, you look sad again now”

-“oh..”

-so suna just saw right through you

-“ um.. i’m okay.. it’s just ..” you laughed dryly “i don’t really want to go home”

-“did something happen?”

-“yeah.. my parents were fighting, it turned into this whole thing.” you felt a lump in your throat start to form “i don’t really wanna talk about it”

-“okay. you should just come over then, right?”

-“can i?”

-“you literally don’t even have to ask me anymore y/n” suna grabbed your hand and led the way

-when you got there suna hopped on his couch and started putting on something from netflix

-“my parents aren’t home, my sister has a dance thing today” he grabbed a blanket and you sat down, putting your head in his lap

-suna put on a comedy show, of course he would

-he played with your hair while you watched and after an episode or two, he asked

-“do you want to talk about it now?”

-and so you did, you told him what happened last night and what your mom said. your plan was to not cry but that failed miserably

-suna listened intently, he told you the truth, he said that what she said wasn’t true, he told you you could sleepover whenever you needed to.

-kissed you and wrapped you back in the blanket

-“i love you, you know that right? always.”

-he always knew what to say and you loved him for that

-“i love you too, suna”

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭ .・.

☆ kita:

-kita knew, first thing he noticed when he saw you that you weren’t okay

-you woke up with a terrible headache, aching body and stomachache

-so this is it? this is hell? ok.

-but the test.. you had a test today. fortunately you had actually studied for weeks because you knew it was important

-mentally? you were ready for that test. physically? you had the spanish influenza

-so you weighed the options and decided you would go to school, take the test and then come back home after.

-the problem with that was that kita would in fact lecture you on all the reasons you should not have come to school

-he was right of course, but you still decided that you would need to avoid him for today

-spoiler alert it did not work

-your test was your third class of the day so you only had to get through 2 classes and you’d leave at lunch perfectly avoiding kita

-this was what you thought while you were at your locker until you closed it and walked directly into kitas chest

-“wow”

-“good morning y/n-chan”

-“morning kita! i have to go or I’ll be late!”

-you ran😭 and you almost got away too but kita grabbed your arm and pulled you to one side of the hallway

-he felt your forehead and both cheeks

-“you have a fever y/n”

-“no I don’t I’m just hot from walking to school”

-he said 😐

-you signed and rested your head on his chest letting your arms dangle

-“why did you come? you look sick”

-“thanks. I have a test.”

-“how do you feel?”

-you told him your symptoms but also that you were leaving right after the test and you could pull through

-he really didn’t want you to overwork yourself but he knew you were set on taking the test

-so he let you go and he made you promise to text him between classes and let him know if you felt any worse

-and off you went

-honestly, you were fine up until halfway through your second class.. then you started feeling really cold and tired even kind of nauseous

-then in the third class your test was put onto your desk and before you knew it your teacher was saying “begin”

-okay. you can do this you thought to yourself. the test was easy enough with how much you studied, you thought about every answer and you tried to finish quick

-but then it was like time cut itself in half and the bell for lunch was ringing

-you weren’t even done the test yet

-“y/n you can stay in here until your done but i expect you to have it finished soon”

-one question left

-you don’t even remember what you ended up putting before you were up and giving the paper to your teacher

-kita was right there when you left the classroom

-“hey ..hey.. y/n”

-you could barely hear him you just flopped into his arms

-“okay I’m taking you home.. “

-“but..”

-“shh let’s go”

-you don’t remember getting there but then you were in your bed smothered in pillows and blankets

-kita came in

-“what time is it?”

-he looked at his phone “half past 4”

-“4?!” you jolted up “did you even go back to school?” “kita?!”

-he smiled at you “no but it’s okay y/n it was only one day. i wanted to take care of you

-you noticed he had a steaming cup of something in his hands

-“what’s that” you asked

-“its tea, but it’s special tea :)”

-“what do you mean” you laughed

-“my grandma showed me how to make it, it’s gonna make you feel a lot better”

-he’s so cute...

-“kita... you didn’t have to do all this”

-“i wanted to” he sits beside you and hands you the tea

-literally tasted like heaven

-“mmmmm oh my god”

-kita laughed and kissed you on the cheek before joining you in the bed

-you cuddled and watched movies on your laptop until you fell asleep, comfortable in your boyfriends arms

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mspaintbunny · 3 years ago

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oh and 16, 19, 21, 22, 43, 44 btw <3

16. I’ll love you if… aaaaaaaaaa i feel like ive answered asks just like this one before but im too lazy to go through my blog and copypaste the answer here ; ; i already love you tho dont worry <3

19. A fact about your personality i like using the words that feel the most accurate to what i want to get through and sometimes it gets dumb, cuz ill have the best word on the tip of my tongue but not there, ill remember it in another language but fail to find a translation that gets the specific feeling through, ill have words in mind that do have that feeling but make no sense in context i call this stupid word brain syndrome

21. What I love most about myself already answered and you've seen it haha <3 giving you many a kisses too mwah mwah

23. What I want to be when I get older well i wanna be an animator, but i already am that, so i guess i wanna have do something of my own, tell a story only i can tell

43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately no lie, it was 💎 ////v//// first immediate response my brain gave me hhhhhhhhh him <3<3<3<33

44. A random fact about anything already answered, but i guess i can give another fun fact (read the last one too tho its a really cool fact) you can trigger a second event at the sinjoh ruins in pokemon heartgold and soulsilver by bringing a second arceus there, but it cant be an event arceus like the first one, it has to be an arceus caught at the hall of origin, but since the azure floute was never distributed, you can never "legally" get that arceus the npcs there acknowledge that it is your second time there, the event grants you a second legendary egg, but it has to be one of the two you didnt choose the first time, then the sinjoh ruins become inaccessible forever

#these were lots of em aaaaaaaa tysm tho sorry if any of my answers were incoherent it is 5 am #ask

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theravencawsatmidnight · 4 years ago

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Them Video Games . Pt 1

A very special Non Fandom fic that i care deeply about. I wrote this a few years ago around E3 Time and ive since rewrote it and turned it into a fic with Suna. But this is the rewrite and the one i adore. Its not the full thing because its too long . So ill call this Part One for the time being. I hope you enjoy the read.

W! Nsfw ish. Mentions of body insecurities. One slur. Slight incesty vibes.

I hope you enjoy this as much as me and @squeaky-ducky do. And i hope you fall in love with Toshi like we have 💞

It was early morning and the sun was creeping up to start the day . The sunlight made its way into a medium sized room . It was full of gaming posters. God of War, Overwatch, Tomb Raider and Final Fantasy. The room also had a large desk riddled with games and systems . Ontop sat a big screen tv with little figures in front of it. A dresser was also in the room that was full of figures and had a stack of gaming guides. An alarm was going off … for a long time.

The door to the room opened and a tall boy came in. He was tall with a small build . He was wearing a tank and some jeans . Quietly he went over to the bed to see a small girl asleep with the blanket kicked off . She was wearing Spyro panties and a video game tourney shirt .

The boy leaned down slightly shaking the girl.

“ kiki… kiki…”

Sleeping

“ MISHIKO” he shook her fast waking her up in a panic . He laughed standing up. “ time for school.”

Kiki sat up with a grumpy look on her face and the boy chuckled.

“ but Maaaax” she whined

“ cmon . Or i take the ps4 outta here”

“ nooo!!!!” She jumped outta bed hurrying to the restroom.

Kiki was in the shower trying to hurry to get ready for school, Max went downstairs checking his phone , he sighed up at the stairs when he heard the shower turn off and a door close.

Kiki hurried to get dressed . She pulled on a Playstation shirt and some shorts along with sneakers and rushed downstairs with her backpack on to see Max waiting by the door. He smiled at her and the two got in his car. Kiki was quiet during the ride, she was squeezing her pack looking out the window.

“ do I have to go..” she asked looking over.

“ yes, you do, why don't you see about joining the video game club ?” He pulled into a parking space.

“ I don't know…”

“ adam is in it you know. All you gotta do is ask Toshi to join”

She squirmed before getting out and Max got out too looking over at her.

“ i .. I don't know who that is..”

“ ah well. Uhhhh.” He came over to her side of the car and crouched down pointing to a black Mazda. A tall japanese guy got out holding a backpack that he slung over his shoulder. Max pointed at him and Kiki fell into him shaking her head fast.

“ hes .. hes..” she wiggled.

“ I promise he's nicer then he looks”

Kiki wiggled and they both heard the bell.

“ have a good day kiki” he hugged her and kiki whined when he let her go. They both went into the school but went opposite ways .

Kiki went into her math class to her seat and sat down holding her shorts , she watched more kids come in . Most didn't look at her , or talk to her. Most kids in her grade thought she was a hermit . Class started and Kiki took her book out to take notes and solve problems . She was mostly thinking about video games though. New strategies , new skins, new loot boxes.

“ Mishiko..” said the teacher

She jumped looking up to see everyone looking at her.

“ please pay attention and solve the problem…” asked the teacher. Kiki wiggled in her seat and answered the problem nervously . The teacher nodded in response.

She was right . The kids turned away and Kiki tried to relax.

Max was in class with his friend Adam . He also liked video games and enjoyed football. They sat next to each other to. The teacher instructed the class to work among themselves and Max turned to Adam.

“ i told Kiki about the club , I even showed her Toshi.”

Adam chuckled down at his books .

He was a big kid. Mostly muscle for football and athletics. “ ill ask her again but I don't know man. She seems shy, I wish she would though. No one will join cuz Toshi is so good” said Adam

Max tapped his pencil on his desk and sneaked a peak at his phone. He had a text from Gina. He grinned and elbowed his friend.

“ cover for me?” He asked and Adam agreed rolling his eyes. Max left class and went down the hall to see Gina waiting for him along with another girl . Kera.

They pulled him into the bathroom and into a stall and started to kiss him all over . Toshi was in the computer lab studying up on some game for the first bell . He did not have a first class but came in anyway to study. He leaned in to his hand watching the monitor , blowing air at it. “ almost time for E3.. “ he clicked on an article reading it about the event . He always went , he loved it . But he always went alone. He read the article and some girls came over to try to talk to him . He glanced over.

“ ohayo.” He said

The girls giggled at each other.

“ we were wondering .. if you wanted to join us for some fun?” They smirked.

“ nani?!” He was not amused

“ you know what we mean..”

“ nani?!?” Louder

The girls rolled their eyes leaving and Toshi smiled going back to his article.

The bell rang and Kiki hurried out of the classroom into the hallway. Toshi logged off and got up going to the hallway . He walked a strut almost, but a lazy strut. He was tall. And he took small steps when he walked. Never in any rush. Kiki was hurrying past all the kids down the hall when she passed him. He noticed her shirt and looked back when she passed him and raised an eyebrow then faced forward again. He shrugged his shoulders smiling and strolled into class.

Kiki made it to her class and tried her best to not be noticed. The class was english and the teacher was talking about an upcoming field trip to a museum . She handed out the paper and Kiki read it over. It was in a couple days . The class went on and one of the boys in her class looked over at her a few times. He nudged his friend and he looked up.

“ how come she never talks?” He asked

“ kiki is a video game hermet thats why”

“ yeah all she does is come to school and go straight home” said another kid.

“ I heard she's into freaky stuff too like video game characters” said a girl.

Kiki squeezed her book trying to block them out.

Max emerged from the restroom panting and zipping his pants. The girls came out and waved goodbye walking away. Max leaned on the wall panting and looking around.

“ to be fair. They asked me first” said Toshi. Who was leaning on the corner wall. Max jumped in his skin looking over the corner to see Toshi leaning on it.

“Well.. uh..” Max leaned on the wall next to Toshi.

“ ill take it i guess. Don't gotta work for it.” He said

“ you Americans are interesting. “

“ nab one Toshi you won't regret it”

“ looking for the right one.”

“ good luck” Max said rolling his eyes.

A bell rang and the two made their way to lunch. Kiki rushed out of the room and to the lunch room . Quickly she got her food and went outside to eat alone . She sat down with her back against the brick school and started to eat. Max went outside and sat down with his sister and the two ate their food. She leaned on him sighing and Max smiled down at her .

“ I have a field trip tomorrow..”

“ oh yeah?”

“ yeah just a museum.. “

“Just a museum .” He mocked chuckling and Kiki giggled pushing on her brother.

“ maybe uh.. ill ask .. friday...”

“ I think you should , it will be good for you��

Kiki wiggled around and Max pulled her up hugging her. He squeezed her tight for a minute. Kiki squeezed back whining. He stroked her hail till he realized and let go quickly.

“ c'mon ill take you to class”

Kiki nodded following her brother.

The day went on and eventually school was over. Kiki was waiting by Max’s car for him and Toshi was walking to his car with Adam. Adam waved and Kiki jumped fumbling her backpack trying to wave back. When the two got in the car Toshi looked over Adam and out his window.

“ .. whos that by Max’s car?” He asked

“ oh that's his sister Kiki. Her real names Mishiko though”

Toshi looked closer and noticed her playstation shirt.

“ she's like a huge video game nerd too” he added.

“Hmm..” he drove off.

Max hurried out of the school with some books and greeted his sister. “ sorry , I needed to get some books from my english teacher.”

Kiki smiled and got in the car and so did Max. He drove home and the two watched tv on the couch till Kiki nodded off. Max looked over and slowly moved his hand to her thigh squeezing it. He rubbed gently.

Toshi was up late playing video games and browsing leaderboards. He only had boxers on and bandages around his chest and back . His room was full of trophies and video games. His bed though took up most of the room . He sighed at the boards till he noticed a “KiKi” in the overwatch top 3. He was number one of course . But this girl was number 2., his phone buzzed and Toshi put his controller down to read it.

“ im skipping tomorrow want to come over around 9?”

Max.

Toshi replied and picked his controller back up.

Max looked at his phone and stopped rubbing his sisters thigh to roll his eyes at the text.

“ はい”

“Christ just say yes..” he rolled his eyes putting his phone down and looking at his sister.

It was the next day and Max was dropping Kiki off at school, she looked up at him and he hugged her tightly.

“ your fine. I promise” he assured her.

“ you'll be here at 6?” She asked nervous

“ 6 sharp “ he rubbed her head.

Kiki nodded getting out of the car and boarding the bus. Max drove home and saw Toshi's car already parked. He was leaning on it looking at his phone when Max pulled in.

“ no Adam?” Asked Max getting out of his car .

“ as if Adam would skip school”

The two went into the house and just laze around all day .

“ so i didint know you had a sister Max” Toshi said looking around the house.

“ oh yeah. Kiki. I thought id told you before. She's a sophomore”

“Nope.. didn't know”

Toshi got up going to the kitchen for a drink and Max scratched his lower chest feeling aroused. He sighed at himself trying to think of something. He slipped up to his room trying to fight back the urge. Toshi heard him go upstairs and put his drink down following quietly. He leaned on the wall listening to the door.

“ ughn.. kiki i miss you..” he heard and Toshi peered in but it was too dark to see. He assumed what he was doing and leaned in the doorway .

“ so do you do that all the time or just when she's not here” he smirked .

Max jumped and Toshi flipped the light on to see Max with a hand in his pants.

“ Toshi!!!! God damn it….” Max looked down and away. “Dont tell anyone…”

“ i wont. You should see our porn”

“ WHAT?”

Toshi shrugged his shoulders smiling and strolled out of the room down the hallway. “so where's her room”

Max ran after him grabbing his arm. “ you can't just walk into her room!”

“ but Adam said she's a gaming nerd i wanna see her set up”

“ whats a set up?”

Toshi rolled his eyes opening the door flicking the light on. He peered in and had a grin on his face. It was nice. Playstation and Nintendo, big tv. Stack of games .

Max closed the door and Toshi smiled going back downstairs. Max followed and felt embarrassed still.

“ how are you.. not grossed out?” He asked.

Toshi was feeling his bandages on his back trying not to scratch.

“ because You aren't hurting anything.” He looked over. “ you do you. But I do wanna meet her”

“ she's supposed to ask to join your club at school”

“ mmmm yeah?” He smirked

“ just let her join Toshi…”

“ oh it's not that easy..”

Kiki was on the bus looking out the window. The museum was okay… mostly they listened to lectures about art and sculptures. She was not very interested. The other kids did not bother with her either . She just wanted a friend…

The bus pulled up to the school and Kiki got off running to her brothers car getting in. He smiled and petted her head driving home. Kiki hurried inside and Max grabbed her pack pulling her to him.

“ i'm gonna miss the new loot boxes!!” She whined struggling and Max smiled squeezing her.

“ yeah yeah. Dinner first” he let go going to the kitchen with Kiki following.

Kiki sat down and Max brought their dinner over . They ate their food and Max looked at her a couple times when she was not looking. When they finished Kiki raced upstairs and Max slowly made his way to doing the dishes.

Kiki stayed upstairs for a couple hours playing her video games . She liked to play with all the lights off and the curtains closed. She had just finished opening her last loot box . She rubbed her eyes yawning and looking around. She was lonely . Kiki picked up her phone and looked at her contacts. Just Max and Adam.. she sighed putting it on her night stand. The clock on her tv said 10 pm . Slowly she got up and left her room to not hear the tv on and the lights were off. She knocked gently on Max’s door .

Max was in bed with some music on when Kiki knocked. He yelled for her to come in and she peaked.

“ Max.. can i hang out here… maybe..”. She quietly asked.

Max sat up looking over. He was in pj bottoms and a white shirt

“ yeah.. of course you can” he said quietly

Kiki came in holding the bottom of her shirt blushing and Max’s heart rate increased as he watched her come over. He held his arms out and Kiki hurried into them . Max laid down hugging her and he turned his lights down. The two snuggled while they talked.

“ so.. when do i ask.. to join the club” she asked holding her brothers shirt.

“ well they are there during the off periods , lunch and after school for a bit” he rubbed her back gently.

“ if i eat fast i might ask then…”

“ don't rush yourself Kiki . I can wait for you after school”

“ okay..”

Max held her tightly and let out a big sigh.

“ kiki..”

“ yes?” She looked up but it was dark so she could not see. He stroked her hair for a minute.

“ im just happy you can come talk to me…”

Kiki rolled to her stomach to lay on and hugged her brother tight.

“ me too.. I love you'' Max ``

“ i love you kiki..” he squeezed her and the two listened to music all night.

It was morning and Max was shaking Kiki to wake her up . She whined rolling off of Max and hugging his arm. He sighed watching her and reached over to rub her butt gently.

“ cmon wake up. You can sleep in tomorrow” he said

Kiki whined opening her eyes and sitting up.

“ what are you gonna do today?” He asked trying not to look at her thighs.

“ ask.. about the club..”

“ yes you are” he pet her head smiling and Kiki slid over him and went to the shower. Max waited till he heard the shower and slipped his hand in his pjs groaning.

Once everyone was ready the two went to school. Kiki was a nervous wreck the whole day. Would Toshi let her join? She was so paranoid that she did not hear the other kids in her classes talking about her.

The final bell rang and Kiki hurried out of her class and to the upper classes hallway. Her legs hurt since she was on the bottom floor. She peeked into the hallway to see Juniors and Seniors making their way to the stairs. She jumped when some of them said hello and complimented her gamer shirt. She spotted Max and ran over and he hugged her smiling.

“ just go down the hall, last door on the left Kiki”

She nodded fast still hugging and some of the seniors chuckled as they passed.

“ cmon you can do it” he slowly peeled her off of him.

“ ill be at the car” he petted her head and followed some of his friends.

Kiki held her shirt looking around the now empty hall and closed doors . Slowly she walked down the hall to the only open door. It said Computer Lab on the wall . She could hear talking and button mashing along with some music.

Kiki peaked in to see Toshi and Adam playing a game on a computer . She tried to sneak in but she bumped a nearby chair making it squeak. She jumped hugging the wall and the boys looked over. Adam jumped up and hugged her.

“HEY KIKI!!!” He squeezed making her whine and try to get loose. “ are you gonna join finally?!?”

“ augh let go!!! Adaaaam!!!” She whined till he let go .

Kiki held her chest looking at Toshi . He was… she slumped into the wall and Toshi smirked going over and leaning down till he was eye level .

“ you must be Mishiko…”

Her heart jumped. No one ever called her real name..

“ yes i.. I wanted to.. join” she said quietly

He smiled looking over over. Now he knew why Max liked her so much. She was cute and tiny.

Toshi held a controller in front of her face.

“ beat me in Overwatch and you can join. Three outta three”

Kiki grabbed the controller grinning . Toshi smiled at her standing back up and the two went to sit down in front of the computer. Toshi leaned back in his sit looking over at her. She didn't look nervous in the slightest . She had on a Ubisoft shirt and blue shorts with sneakers and thigh highs. He smiled at the thigh highs and Adam let them know it was starting soon.

A half hour later Toshi’s controller was in half and on the floor. The screen said “WINNER. KIKI & JUNKRAT” the chalkboard had three tallys on it for Kiki. Toshi was very … very silent. Kiki was shaking and looking at Adam but he looked just as surprised as her. The sound the controller made made her jump and look over at Toshi. He was huffing heavily, the bandages on his arm looked like they were being strained from his fist . Kiki slowly set the controller down and slowly got up. She should leave… he's angry… this was a bad idea…

Toshi whipped out of his seat in front of Kiki putting his hands on her shoulders sitting her back down.

“ …...how……” he ordered.

“Wah!!!” She jumped hiding being her hands. “ I WATCH A LOT OF STRATEGY STUFF IM SORRY. “ she whined through her hands. “ I can replace the controller…!!!!”

Adam was about to intervene but Toshi stood up and looked at him in disbelief. Adam nodded very fast. They both looked down at Kiki . She was hiding behind her hands with her knees touching.

Toshi stretched smiling.

“ ahhh…. baka… you can join” he chuckled

Kiki peaked through her hands up at the boy.

“ but to repay me your gonna come over tomorrow.” He smiled down at her and Kiki nodded fast and left in a flash

It was just Toshi and Adam in the computer lab. Toshi slowly picked up his broken controller and Adam quietly packed up the system. Toshi squeezed the controller again making Adam look over.

“ uh ..Toshi..” Adam said quietly.

“Well well well….” he threw his pack over his shoulder walking out of the room . His steps were heavy down the hall and down the stairs. He was on his way to the last floor when he stopped to look out the window. Kiki was running to Max’s car . He grinned and kept walking .

The car ride was quiet , she must of beat Toshi .

“ sooo.. what game was it?”

“ Overwatch…”

Max nearly missed the light .

“ you beat Toshi in Overwatch?!?”

“ yes!! He broke his controller and … told me to come over tomorrow”

Max pulled up to the house not saying anything. Kiki got out running inside and Max dialed Toshi

Toshi was already home and looking at the broken controller in his hand when his phone rang.

“ ohayo” he said

“ so what exactly do you plan to do with my sister tomorrow?”

Toshi made his way to his room to lie down. He ginned looking up at his ceiling.

“Friendly gaming Max. I'd never hurt your little sister”

“I swear Toshi if you try anything”

“Nani?!?”

“I mean it !”

“Uh huh.” He hung up smirking.

It was the morning of the next day and Kiki was still asleep. Max was awake in bed, he did not sleep much, he was caught up on his sister going to Toshi’s house. He trusted Toshi, he wouldn't try anything. Right?..

Max’s phone buzzed , he rubbed his face lifting his phone up to look at the text.

“She can come over whenever. I'm awake.” -Toshi

“Don't try anything.” -Max

“🤷🏻” -Toshi

Max groaned putting his phone down hugging his pillow. He heard Kiki after a while going down the stairs and the door opening.

#ThemVideoGames #not fic #oc writing #Ravens Hatchlings

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pinkykitten · 5 years ago

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I was tagged by @writing-with-melon I hope my answers aren’t complete waste or if time and if so I’m sorry and I love you

Rules: Answer ten 10 questions, ask 10, and tag 10 people

1. What song automatically plays in your head when you look out the window on a long drive?

i dont really have an answer for this. i think i just automatically think about any song ive been listening to recently or any song that has been stuck in my head.

2. Do you have some snacks nearby when you write?

well i live in a two story house so the kitchen is downstairs and im usually lazy busy so since i have a mini fridge upstairs i just usually get water to drink while im writing. its kinda hard to eat and write cuz i loose focus really easily so when i am writing i am writing! i am in the zone! but if i am a little hungry ill usually snack on candy like chocolate kinder joys i love them but they r so expensive or snack on chips but i get like salt on my fingers or i like cheetos so cheetos dust and that just gets everywhere and later my hands and keyboard kinda smell like fart. 3. What do you do to combat creative burnout?

so burnout happens to me a lot so to get inspiration i either read other stories or fanfics which gets my head gears turning or i admire a piece of art or photography or a song. whats so unique and satisfying with writing you can explore and go anywhere with it, hehehe erotic if you know what i mean lol jk there are no barriers with writing just your imagination. there is inspiration any where you go and id advise to never stop writing. even if its a few short sentences or paragraphs about anything even bird poop its still progression and your mind is working and your searching for words like its all good for you bby. 4. Do you use (or like to use) prompts?

i do ill put the link here. im thinking of changing it though to do something different.

5. What is your favorite place to write?

lol boring, i know but my room. my room is really bright in the mornings and comfortable and chill and i have a candle of the pandora ride in disney that smells like the ride so its all good and relaxing and super peaceful plus i have a picture of myself the age of like 9 on my desk idk why but it encourages me and makes me focus to make sure i never get that cringy again.

6. What is a hobby or yous that you usually don’t talk about?

well i like working out HAHAHAHAHA jk that was a joke...get it...cuz i much rather be eatingokillstop. but i really like to draw which i have a art page you can see it if you click here pls look at my failed attempts to be hip and cool with the cool kids and being artsy fartsy. another hobby is i really like to do makeup and nail art, nail art is really tough guys no joke if you do it like you got wizard powers are something. maybe its bc my nails are shorter than pete davidson and ariana grande’s relationship, alright im trying to stop i swear!

7. Do you play an instrument? Which one?

no i wish though. i always wanted to learn to either play the piano or electric guitar cuz H.E.R looks so cool doing it.

8. How do you feel about your handwriting?

it sucks dont even try me. my sister can barely read it like no wonder nobody wants to steal my signature heck they can’t even read it!

9. Can you tell us of a story that marked your development as a person? As a writer?

ok sit back guys, sniff a nice amount of crack and get ready for the most cringy moment of my life but also a time when i knew i was meant to be *inhale* a fanfic writer.

so it was elementary school, i think 3rd grade and for my writing assignment we were given a prompt of idk what the heck tbh i think it was like be outside the box and im like ok imma nail this cuz im a weird child and yeah so i got my papers and pencil and i went TO TOWN on this paper. so i wrote two stories. one short story with a picture to go with it and one long story that yeah i buried years ago. so my first story was about a farmer was about that farming life. he had chickens and dairy. so i cant remember if the cheese was spoiled but doesnt matter. anywho these cheese and a chicken were alive like they could talk in the story and i gave them faces, yikes. but the whole story was the farmer was a b*tch and he was trying to eat the chicken and cheese so they hatched a plan to get away from the farmer. they did it successfully and they ran away. yay happy ending my teacher actually liked that one me too and my school mates were thinking what they heck is this girl on i made a story about how me and justin bieber made cookies for Christmas you know. so then my other story i was more proud of this one cuz it was a tone of paper, sorry trees, and this story was about how a female hippo (girl i was all about plus size and thicker girls and no body shaming) and an male ostrich were kidnapped from their own habitats and taken to become circus animals. failed version of Madagascar hey mine was before the circus movie OK THEY STOLE IT FROM MEEEEE. so they get taken and are treated to harsh punishment and the animals can talk and i think its in the point of view of the male ostrich guy thing. they are in the circus and they start to have this relationship happening. love starts blossoming its all good. im happy with this cuz i believed in love at age of 8. they find a way thru a kick butt scene of the animals escaping and the hippo and ostrich are so in love that they run away together and they have half hippo half ostrich babies and i think i named the species hipstrich or like ostppo idk but i was so proud of this story and when my teacher read it she was worried about me lol i think she thought i might like mate these two animals like secretly idk but she was like it was ok and i was like what this is frickin William Shakespeare writing or like F. Scott Fitzgerald writing. nevertheless it taught me a lesson that nobody else needs to like what im writing the main point and only thing that matters is if your proud of it and you like it and i really did. i will remember that story forever and thats what made me want to be a writer. lol sorry that was a lot.

10. @emdop I’m going to use this great question: Explain one of your WIPs in the most ridiculous way possible.

wellllll im working on my peaky blinders oc story its a lot of drugs money killing weapons jewelry rich profanities like its the show but written from my stubby hands so my oc and whatever its great and so excited to show it to you guys.

MY QUESTIONS:

1. WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO START TUMBLR?

2. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3. WHAT QUALITY IS IMPORTANT TO YOU?

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OUTFIT?

5. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

7. IF YOU COULD VISIT A PLACE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

8. WHAT SHOW OR MOVIE UNIVERSE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN?

9. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

10. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE IN THIS WORLD THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

im tagging: @thatlittlered, @ardentmuse, @acciosnapes, @lotsoffandomimagines, @collecting-stories, @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms, @naughtyneganjdm, @lenahellgizibe and two random followers @spiritsent, @sucker-for-my-fandoms

i was tagged by @writing-with-melon again ty btw, ps i felt so much pressure lol jk 😊

Rules: Answer 5 questions, Ask 5 questions, Tag 5 people.

1. What is your favorite book?

fifty shades of grey hahaha naw my favorite book is obv you all know this is series of unfortunate events but i never usually cry period and i never cry for books ever so when i read mrs. tom thumb by melanie benjamin, its the part when her sister minnie dies i cried so hard idk it was just emotional the wording the way she described her pain it was so beautiful written yet so sad and that was just amazing to me cuz im like this book made me feel things and im like wow i would love to write a book one day and make someone feel something whether it be sadness anger happiness annoyance anything they are having an emotion and that is super powerful to do that with just words. pls go check out that book its a good read. also im a fan of the greatest showman so i really enjoyed it. there are many other books tho that i thoroughly enjoy so much.

2. What piece that you’ve written are you most proud of?

oh my god ive always wanted to be asked this question hands down i am always proud of my platonic gender neutral tony stark fic called in·con·sol·a·ble window to me i wrote it so sad and i was feeling like depressed lol when i saw peter die in infinity war like i didnt know what to do with my life tbh but im so glad that @impetrichorny requested it tysm i just like how its not based on romance or fluff or happiness it is based on when you lose someone the nightmares and sadness you go through and that there is nothing nobody can do about it except just be there for that person so i really like writing angst and something that was out of the box. ive been thinking tho of doing a part two since the fate of all the characters has changed after endgame. who knows tho.

3. What is the last song that inspired you?

well for art it would have to good news by mac miller when i did that kobe bryant memorial on my art page. i dont want to give it away though but ill just say some very powerful womens music inspired my oc writing and making.

4. How do you feel about letting people read what you write?

at first i was scared cuz i thought i wrote like trash which that feeling kinda doesnt go away like some days i feel that way others i feel confident or it depends on the request it just depends but anyways i was always insecure about my writing so when i started writing it was more like lets see how this goes if not ill delete the whole page. im glad to say it went great but in the begging it was hard cuz i kept putting myself down but i learned to accept or just understand that you keep learning with writing you always learn knew things with writing how you can explain something better or you words get more intricate and people see the improvement and you do too thats why i applaud those who dont speak english that english isnt their first language. you are doing a tremendous job and keep practicing cuz you’re gonna make it to the top. ive also learned that some days are not my days and you can take time off when youre not feeling it when you have writers block. just recollect your juices sip some tea go to the beach relax your mind a little and take as long as you need to come back and give it your all. also comments and reblogs and likes a follows those meant so much to me and encouraged me. thats why i cant express it enough how much all those mean to writers, artist, photographers, anybody who is truly trying their hard in this area of social media. its makes a person happy smile and confident in their writing but first train your mind into loving what you make not what others thing. you have to be happy with the outcome that is what truly matters and what makes your writing the best. look at me getting philosophical.

5. Do you get distracted easily? If yes with what?

yes and with porn haha i get distracted easily like very easily homeschooling was really tough for me. music distracts me, netflix, the urge to watch david dobrik or unus annus or buzzfeed unsolved on youtube, heck my farts distract me. i gotta be like troy bolton i gotta get my HEAD IN THE GAME!

MY QUESTIONS:

1. IF YOU COULD BE NAMED SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE NAMED?

2. WHAT PERSON INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?

3. IF YOU KNEW THE WORLD WAS ENDING TOMORROW WHAT WOULD YOU DO TODAY?

4. WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT IN THE SHOWER?

5. WHATS YOUR WEIRD COMBINATION FOOD?

im tagging: @thatlittlered, @ardentmuse, @acciosnapes, @lotsoffandomimagines, @collecting-stories AND WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS IF YOU FOLLOW ME OR LIKE MY STORIES TAG ME ILL READ YOUR ANSWERS. HOPE I DID THIS RIGHT SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING MWUAH

#ask #@writing-with-melon #rambles #writing #tips on writing #unus annus #david dobrik #netflix #buzzfeed unsolved #peaky blinders oc #kobe bryant #mac miller #tony stark #peter parker #the greatest showman #tom thumb #troy bolton #zac efron

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floridkore · 6 years ago

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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

yes

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

answered :)

3. The person you would never want to meet?

hm. i dont really know.

4. What is your favorite word?

blep

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

can i be an orange tree because i like oranges

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

god you look pale and sick as shiitttttt (i woke up feeling extremely sick)

7. What shirt are you wearing?

this flowery pink white and black shirt

8. What do you label yourself as?

and idiot

9. Bright room or dark room?

bright room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

actually sleeping for once.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

blakeeee

13. Your worst enemy?

myself (ay saz got deep there didnt ya mate)

14. What is your current desktop picture?

its a default windows one cuz im lazy

15. Do you like someone?

yes

16. The last song you listened to?

uhhh paradise by the dashboard light - meatloaf

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

omg donald trump

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

i can’t tell people know this person

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

i would be the slave, ill have to do all the chores that ive been procrastinating

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

hm i dont know

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

id look like my brother. when we were younger we were always stopped andn asked if we were twins (which isnt true) and i wouldnt do anything. probably nothing tbh i mean id freak out but what can i do

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

i do not have a secret talent

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

i have no idea

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

its gotta have turkey ham turkey breast and turkey bacon and a whole lotta salad like lettuce olives peppers - you know what just get me a subway melt from subway, love. cheers

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

most likely food tbh

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

ITALYYY

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

nothing. i dont drink. that aint an angel that’s shaytaan

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

oh. the first rule i would place in is that no one is allowed to harm the environment like cut down trees and shit without acknowledging people because what if they completely destroy the island??? whats gonna happen to our resources. nah you’re not allowed to do shit without approval my dude

29. What is your favorite expletive?

unsure

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

phone

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE, LOVE

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

to italy i go

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

man. i dunno anyone personally whos dead. unsure

34. What was your last dream about?

being in an apartment with blake in italy

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

no. good at what you may ask. i am good at nothing

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

nope

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yes

38. What is the color of your socks?

im not wearing any right now

39. What type of music do you like?

it varies

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

both pls dont make me choose

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

none

43. Do you have any scars?

yes

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

who fucking knows at this point

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

everything

46. Are you reliable?

i try to be

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

do you get a happy ending

48. Do you hold grudges?

dependss on the person. my friend? ill forget what i was even mad about in like 5 minutes. someone i dislike? ill hold a grudge for a lifetime

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

nope.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

ummm i dont know but it was probably because of me

51. Are you a good liar?

ish ? dependss

52. How long could you go without talking?

not very long

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

short bob

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

yes

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

i fail at accents but im writing this in a welsh accent you know my love (dont ask me. ive been doing it the whoooollleeee thing)

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter and marmite

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

samirah al abbas

58. What would be you dream car?

damn anything big

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

i sing

60. Do you believe in aliens?

i guess

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

not often only when i see it

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

hmm u because you is mighty fine

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons

64. What do you think about babies?

i love babies

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carmodance · 7 years ago

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why do you never answer my questions about your favorite dances?

im sure youre not the only one that sends it lol i get it like every other day and other “Faves” questions too. im really just to lazy to update my 2018 faves list since nuvo anaheim so i wont answer until then cuz i want it to be accurate

these are the "Faves” asks i havent deleted lol (and if i dont have a list written i dont like to answer cuz i cant think of them off the top of my head and it wont be an accurate list)

these are basically from the last two weeks! not personal anon lol! ill try to answer when i can!

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the-firebird69 · 5 years ago

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talkin talking and talking macs tisk tisk. you don't live in reality. your life is a lie your movies your astronauts telescopes intel data and witnesses areall on meth or saccharin or drugs and your tbi lets you laze around,due to nothing happening as you say.

and you stick your fag expressions in my face out of absolute arrogance having not eer returned from any other place having gotten here recently. makes no sense. none. bluf or no we need adefinitive answer. when your all gone we shall have it.

a wall is up tons knew and know. lots blame you and yours some us. no mater whose it is we flood. makesno sense...but that tons don't know and you let them die. send them off hiding the truth holding their dollars telling on them all the time. noteven used as a threat...norproper burial. just whores for a hope you have no intel on at all. and the northwill be ours. and you will all be dead.

we have confidence in our system here now. it is smooth. he ironed out some detailes but we had it. now have it tight. and it is good he said to thought we mayexperience influx we did. and you missed all our shows to sit nd yell like mr handshit on is lazy boy or sofa...losers really.

it is a joke you took trump a wrker nd ruined him. as you do all yours ghwb and buried him with stupid stuff. and now you work our son so we hit you your useless.we chopped you in half again and you cannot feel it. after tonight you will. your government gone you will know it. and feel it. no to this yes to that mb to this no more your on your own. and we know we can get him stuff.

f off means just that in English. youwant to torture us with our own systems and comm so you will eat it now. fools. and you will fail in every endeavor and sit grinning like fat idiots. moronic idits. no caldera no ice. no moon. no wwiii. just a hostage you cant touch at your prime. how droll you are. and how mean. and dumb. very dumb. hilarious he says you act like really really dumb animals. no pralell yet.

tossed out all you need to control him and think it works. it wont. your outrageous w your commentstoo.

we tell ya what you do that again and your gone ok gone we send ppl after any who do that. and theircrews elsewhere

this is not McDonald or bbk drive through you did not amass a fortune to come over to me demand stuf for your paper you don't use to do anytying. and wont be used as it is mostly useless now.

retard shit you learned. demand it all the time look for a hole. is retard shit. no making one or several an on and on. just sit back watch tv demand stuf like ordering pizza. like a five yer old oh I have te phone. ridiculous. jail is much worse much mre attention

how lame. turned into retard toddlers who don't recognize the first or last math problem of the day go to bed loving yourselves cuz you can piss me off w a look or talk and think its great, wake up in a vat. for real. get eaten for your trouble.

lame.

and you need to die for the reasons he outlined out loud. useless.

no army of yours no forceto do squat to Kaiju no reason to live but him or not him. and no goal but to put yourselves down and up. wierdos. nopower means no power soft or other. did you think of that....Thor disables devices here all the time. walks in with Harvester and out. and I is his season will be here tonight to roust you fag tourists into leaving. and idiot old shits.

so cheap I hate all of you. and tommy should have fig it out this tommy.

we are too cheap w him that is true way way way off. that is a fact,and it is the fag bja for sure women and etc. but we let it happen and it did. and he is right it is a working persns job not trump or veepand not sheepish macs who rest ontheir lauruls and count o their shitty lame act. it is puke all day all night and in this area is death, ankelasouris all around, he is beat tired and all the time eats cks pulse and face look and eyes and fears the worst so teeth and feet and all the stuff we did bt bwe became invincible nd die of old age. th place is meant for it.

and im telling it ike it is

nobody does well here if they were isolated sure but this cock sucking stuff and fag and queer and all te horny shit and fag shit and big fuck shit is horrible, and you Justin arethe worst shrink shit....shrink to nothing. and macs moron shit pur more on. and we see the stuff he talks about and no force on earth can stop it so what is it not you im not

Tommy Favino

you you aint me and cant fool anyon when your body is looling just like mine I had tests run. so what is it

so its a bluff perfect. ashrink and moron ass fight in the end....me and tommy can ref

Zues

no way but I do get it, you fight and wow. you talkand bja wow, nobody cares to hear It noboy I asked. it is not a show o a pln it is horror your so dumb. this is my place mresponsibity he says we have to move. apartment of tommy or other, and im stuck hard, I agree. every turn I go to stuck with your idiot ft faces in mine due to his talk. and he is a hateful being vs us and it wont stick and we may not get it, but it is for very firm reasons hard math. so you think on it there we try to move him, you want on it is fine. you last so that's ok but this dgsthit as to stop. poo all day and night has fooled nobody and you die a lot. I can tell you he pointed to it new one new onand I see it. why not then.

Tommy Favino

the way he talkwe cannot let him go.

jusin

so what you drive him to it

Tommy Favino

we pump him up and oh. ok you know too your not bill. at all really. a fag sitting here yelling kicking and shitting on himelf. nope

Zues

we hear it all day they sound ridiculous and act under diress and are n under that much so cointinue he act and have no ida what it is or where or if it is there. and keep it up. and die. the usual denial. powrerful wordstoo f off you would not know....and such, they are macs, and from a powerful cln still mac daddysher pull diminsed recently as hers died off so he is one of the mac daddys and bja. and it is crap they dole out nd it is hit you say right no h e is right. ive had I this isnot realiand I admit I was sick and ican be healed fast. yoright your a firend

wel tommy I se your point and ide and plan. this calera gone and Tallahassee is up. but isten to meit is the same shit. the two big fellas think they canmk a suepre duper weapon. the other fags who knows. im on the lam and it very dangerous ake magic work. same loser shit loser club lori was forced into.

thisis it tons new and I did nto was ill they want me to drink it away. what do we have then war oelse. nevr worksthe scoot up to greenlan. due to idiots teachings....

ok like bill lund said you look at the problem as we ar and write it down on paper, the source of actual miseray is the folks here who quit as most did from dc

reason is prb forgienrs they wont fight at all. and suck at it then blame me for them marrhingthe and being stuck to tem and they ar to blame they don't work.

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Nutrition & Supplement :: How long does marijuana stay in your system?

How long does marijuana stay in your system? Marijuana is a green, brown, or gray mixture of dried, shredded leaves, stems, seeds, and flowers of the hemp plant (Cannabis sativa). Cannabis is a term that refers to marijuana and other drugs made from the same plant. Other forms of cannabis include sinsemilla, hashish, and hash oil. All forms of cannabis are mind-altering (psychoactive) drugs. The main active chemical in marijuana is THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol). "How long does marijuana stay in your system?" This question is asked by many different people, and for good reason. Marijuana (pot, herb, weed, grass) is the most commonly used and tested for drug in the United States and several other countries as well. Marijuana's effects on the user and detection time depend on its strength or potency, which is related to the amount of THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) it contains. When you ask the question "How long does marijuana stay in your system?" you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin. The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half-life of THC. It's estimated that THC can have a half-life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It's almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you've smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you've been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, and the kidneys, in other words the major organs. Instead of spending your time trying to calculate how long marijuana will stay in your system, simply find out what kind of drug test you will be taking, and then purchase the product which is most effective and appropriate for the particular drug test you will be undergoing. There are many products available on the Internet, and you will be able to find one that fits your needs and budget. Whether you will be taking a urine test or a hair follicle test, remember that it is much safer to invest in an effective and appropriate product instead of attempting to pass your test by estimating how long marijuana will stay in your system. This article has been viewed 154473 times. Rate Article Rating: 3.9 / 5 stars - 92 vote(s). Article Comments

Please help.. Is there any other supplements that contain THC... Do you still get the same results up to 45 days if it's second hand smoking.. July 10, 2007 18:18:31

yea the last time i smoked weed was on june 28th its how aug 13... i take a drug test today ( urine) am i good? but see im a larger person.. August 13, 2007 01:44:39

Brittany.. Good luck.. I smoked last on july 18 and took my drug test on 8/15 I hope I pass.. August 16, 2007 21:16:44

if i go to the doctor to do just a regular check up and they take my urine or blood will they find out i smoked? August 23, 2007 11:14:02

in response to manda above: doctors do not routinely check urine for cannabis. They just do basic stuff like CBC (complete blood count) Urine is checked usually for blood sugar or signs of infection. August 26, 2007 18:42:44

Hello all. For the time, I was smoking off and on nearly every day, but not heavily. I stopped smoking 14 days prior to my urine analysis. I am an acttive 20 year old male with a crazy fast metabolism. I also work out hard every day. A sweat is broken atleast one time a day. I used to product certo on my u/a. Does anyone think I should have any problems? Thanks all. August 31, 2007 12:41:29

I smoked weed for a long time. It's been two months since I smoked. I took a drug test wednesday and it still came up postive for weed. Why? September 28, 2007 16:51:55

What if ive puffed a weed only once?Will it still be seen?I didnt get high or anything...Just scared cuz im opt for a Drug test 5 days from now...Help me please...Really worried... October 01, 2007 10:26:52

Nix dude, your good, it shouldn't be detectable at all. If it is a urine test you are taking if you are really worried, drink alot of water to try and dilute your urine to the point where the drug won't be detectable, but you shouldn't have any trouble. October 03, 2007 14:48:27

I took one anapex on saturday, i am not a everday user that is the first one in 6 months, how long would it take that one to get out of my system October 11, 2007 08:57:05

I have a hair follicle test on Monday, I will be three weeks clean by then. I have passed many urine test in less time clean than I have been recently. I smoked about two hits of crondo, 4-5 times a week. I also purchased ultra clean hair shampoo, Do you think I will pass??? I am really nervous and I REALLY need this job, some advice please:) October 11, 2007 13:32:11

So i smoked a small bowl with 2 of my friends one week ago today. I have a urine test in 2 days. Will i be ok ?? October 13, 2007 14:33:47

also, im a very small girl. and ive never smoked weed b4...what do u think ? help! i really need this job and if my parents find out ill be dead... October 13, 2007 14:35:26

I smoked pot once, i took at least 10 hits(over the day) I have a Urine test coming up within the next week, i smoked December 26th, please tell me if im ok (I'm fat and lazy) January 23, 2008 16:51:41

I was clean of thc. Then I took one hit off a joint..I found out I have a urine test a week from the time a took the hit... will I be clean... I have a fast metabilism and It took me 2 weeks and a few days to get clean after smoking everyday for 2 years.. I weigh 110 lbs... March 10, 2008 00:21:10

Okay for all you kids looking for info. on urine tests. I am an avid user of marijuana and have been for about two years now(I am not necessarily proud of this however I could care less what people think). So here's the skinny on some of the tests that I have taken and passed and some that I did not pass. Lets start with not passing, its not the end of the world and the employer will only notify you if your test was positive, or a DR. will call from the lab. Basically, THC stays in your system for about 30 days depending on how much you smoke. If you smoked once and you haven't before, you should be fine. THC builds up in your system the more you abuse or use it, if you take a hit or smoke a bowl or two and you have not done weed before, the THC should be out of your system in a couple of days. If you use weed 2-3 times a week, expect 30 days or more for you urine to be clean. If you are a user like me, every day you should expect 90 days at least, remember THC stays in your lipids and major organs, these need time to clean out. If you are a larger person add a few days to a week on the estimates above and you will know whats up. Now to some results. I stopped smoking for three weeks after heavy, everyday use to take a urine test. It obviously was positive for THC, I received a call from the DR. three business days later who then informed my employer, unfortunatley I lost my job. A week later I went to take another test for a new job. After failing the first test I went to a more extreme aproach to passing this test, I simply a a friend(whom I knew was clean) urinate into a small travel size plastic bottle. To make sure it stayed warm(extremely important) I cupped it under my armpit(not recommended, I reccommend under the genitals for males) and easily passed the test. Other tests I have passed using the diluting method, drinking lots of water or coffee. However, this approach is recognizable by testers and is not recommended. To make a long story short, don't pee yourself if you are worried. Take a strong and confident approach to this and have a clean friend pee for you this is really the only 100% way to have clean results if you are a recent user. I hope that this explantion helps you guys. March 27, 2008 17:07:01

I have a question. I have not smoked in over a year but this weekend, i hit a joint. How long do you think it will be in my system? April 07, 2008 14:32:53

dude i smoke every damn day and i passed the test while i was smokin a blunt...how? u ask...i drink cranberry juice and lots of it...see water will get detected cuz its so clear...but cranberry juice wont..i drank 3 gallons in a week before..worked for me April 23, 2008 23:55:37

I am NOT a pot smoker...never have been. I am 42 years old and trtied it a few times in college several years ago, but didn't care for it very much. I was with some friends three days ago and an one of them offered me a hit. For some reason I took a some hits....(approx. 5). I just accepted a new job and I have to take a urine drug test, at least i beleive it's a urine one....soon. I haven't schduled it yet. My job starts Aug. 11th....but I have to schedule the drug test soon. I am a nervous wreck because I am not a pot smoker and here I decide to try it again after all these years...It's still not for me...I am worried about the drug test results.Will the pot show in my system....when is a safe time frame to schedule the test...I have to call to schedule it soon. I deeply regret my decision to explore pot smoking at this time.....Thanks June 19, 2008 10:29:19

Ok i'm a seldom smoker i maybe take a hit or 2 tops once or twice a week. I have a proven way to pass drug tests, and so far it has not been detectable. Go to your local walmart go to the vitamin section and look for a vitamin called niasin, [[Not sure if spelled correctly]] it's also known as vitamin B2. Take you about six caplets before you go to bed and drink 2-3 big glasses of water. You may not sleep the best because you'll be up all night pissing like a race horse. Take about 3-4 more the next morning a few hours before you have to go take the test and again drink 1-2big glasses of water. MAKE SURE YOU DRINK WATER other wise you will wake up red and itchy!! Niasin is basically a system flush my mother in law is given niasin from her doctor when trying new prescriptions because it cleans her system so that she can start new medications. Anyways i have seen this method work over 3 times now. This is based on an avg person around 150lbs or so more or less may be needed for higher or lower body weight etc. August 05, 2008 13:00:14

I smoked 5 or more times a day for about 6 months. I quit on Aug.10th. I got a new job on Sept.3rd. I drank a bottle of stuff that was suppose to take away the toxins. I tested positive. lost the job. I am female and weigh 200 lbs. how long is it going to take to get this out of my system??? I need a job. September 06, 2008 20:50:29

A friend directed me to this site and after reading this short article I am still somewhat convinced I am an honest freak of nature. I am a thick female not fat but thick and I was a daily very heave smoker. I failed a drug test for marijuana at the end of May 2008. At the end of September I took another drug test and again failed for marijuana. I had not smoked anything since the end of May. It shocked me to find out that I was still testing positive for marijuana after 4 months. But I am writing to tell everyone that it is possible. Although my probation officers and rehab supervisors were convinced I was the biggest liar in the world, I later proved them wrong when 2 weeks after I took the last drug test in September, I passed in the beginning of October. So just for the record IT IS VERY POSSIBLE FOR MARIJUANA TO STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM FOR ALOT LONGER THAN 90 DAYS. Especially if you are a constant VERY heavy smoker. October 21, 2008 13:38:02

I am 32 yrs old, a daily chronic user (1/4 to 1/2 a day user) I weigh 115 lbs...fast metabilism.... I can test clean in 2 weeks on the dip,strip test...if I just stop smoking for the two weeks.... If I dont quit for the two weeks..but just quit 2-3 days prior to my test.. and drink a bunch of water (5-6 20 oz)like 2 hrs prior to my test and take some flinstones (5-6 pills) for color I pass everytime. I take a weekly UA and have passed for the past 13 months... If they send it to the lab...I have past by stopping using 3 days prior to my test...buying the THE STUFF its a cleansing drink with 2000 mg of creatine....(buy the THE STUFF, I have tried other drinks and failed but THE STUFF Works) I have passed my Lab Test at the Parole Office.... October 22, 2008 17:30:54

Mmkay. i smoke everyday. i love it. but now i have to stop cuz my moms found out. Lettme kno wut i shud doo October 24, 2008 07:50:34

hi i smoked weed about 50 days ago now this monday i will be getting a drug test i am 14 yrs old i am about 250 pounds and my metabolism rate is slow will i past the test or fail and also a the later i made some tea i putted about 50 cents of weed i was experimenting will i fail the test i was the fist and only timed i smoked and drank the tea November 08, 2008 14:53:18

hi i am 14 yrs old my friends had made me smoke about 50 days ago and a day later i took 50 cents worth of weed and placed it in my tea i did not swallow the weed so that was 50 days ago and in two days i have a drug test will i past it of or fail it also i am weigh about 250 pounds and my metabolism rate is slow November 08, 2008 16:14:25

ok 4 yall people wanting 2 pass urine test this is what you need to do.. ok you can either drink acup of vinegar 4 about 1 week or drink bleach..jusst the cap..not recomended unless u have about a day till your test..and lastly juss dnt smoke wen you know your gonna get drug tested December 21, 2008 18:13:59

How dare you tell people to drink bleach!! If you don't want to pop positive for drugs don't do them!! You people have to have some form of social outlet other than doing drugs. Drugs are not a method of making things better, they are a way of masking what you are afraid to deal with. Face your problems and you will be much better off. January 23, 2009 13:23:19

Suzanne, please go away, so many people smoke pot and the fact that its legal in some countries makes your argument null + void about weed being some drug that people take because they are depressed. Weed is all around you but you just dont want to see, now stop wasting time telling people not to smoke and start thinking up ideas on how to get them to pass drug tests. January 31, 2009 10:00:11

If you are trying to pass a DOT drug test they have come out with new regs. now every test no matter what has to be tested for Dilution, adulteration etc. and if found so it is considered refusial to test February 20, 2009 14:25:35

i smoke like 3weeks ago. then i ate a weed brownie on tuesday march 3... will it show up on a drug test? March 06, 2009 22:24:25

I have a drug test on Saturday, three days from today for life insurance. I smoked pot three times, three different days exsactly 18 days ago. I been drinking water and wiegh 115 pounds. Will I pass or should I use somone elses piss? March 11, 2009 16:22:02

hi i smoked weed three weeks ago and i had a piss test to do last week mon and im still waitin on my results i drank alot of water 4liters in one night before my test and 1 liter of cranberry juice will i fail ?or will i be ok ?....i only took a few pulls off it June 23, 2009 01:28:48

Hey...please if anyone can help answer this... I smoked weed last week (maybe had 2 hits at the most)... now I find out I have a oral drug test coming up second week of july...Will I be okay or do I need to buy sometime type of product??? I body type is normal I guess...I work out 1hr 5 days week. Please if anyone can help!!!!! If you do feel I should use some type of product...if you had one in mind??? June 30, 2009 13:10:17

hi im nay nay i was concerned last week cause i had to take a pee test for weed and I PASSED.....thanks for your positive info!!!!!!!!drink alot of water and cranberry juice and piss alot so it clears out your system excercise alot and try not to eat a few hours b4 your pee test .....!!!!!! July 02, 2009 23:46:12

just so everyone knows i think marijuana is a great thing when allowed. i for one am not..... but i used to be a daily user and heavy at that. i joined the armed forces about three years ago and haven't done it since. a few of the things i have done in the past is to first of all cut it out as soon as possible, work out, drink lots of cranberry juice, but only the 100% kind not that cocktail crap.the vinegar thing works but it tastes like crap, so my suggestion is to mix it with honey. another thing is to stay out of the sauna, contrary to popular beleif all it does is make you lose fluids which in return actually concentrates the stuff. August 28, 2009 07:20:49

smoked one hit of hash recently was wondering how long this would stay in system. problem one is i have kidney diesese and 270 pounds . cant seam 2 find correct answer . does somebody know. not constant user recreational once in gr8 moon October 11, 2009 10:24:45

i passed a drug test is 5 days and i smoke all day err day October 15, 2009 17:50:59

im clean right now, im about to go smoke a blunt of fire ass krippi, then take a test right afterwards, get real people.. ive smoked 20$ a gram type of weed all day long every day for 5 years.. the truth is get off your asses and go sweat some of those rolls off and you'll be clean in 3 days.. you want your piss to be as yellow as mountain dew and stink to high hell.. that means your burning off the thc, drink alotta water and your good, you gotta get piss tested then dont smoke, if you never smoke and just did it once, and by some odd chance the stars have aligned and you gotta test tommorrow, then shut the fuk up and whipp your little pecker out cause your gonna piss clean.. November 01, 2009 19:07:04

oh yea and if you cant stand vinegar chug some pickel juice, dont taste too bad November 01, 2009 19:08:58

hey I have a drug test on the 4th and it is the 2nd at 8:48 pm my drug test is for felony drug offenders probation...i am about to smoke I have this cleaner called STAT Royal Flush, my fiance mom gave me from the local head shop...will it work? It says 24to 48 hours toxin free, well I'll be about 36 hours of cleanliness...we will find out...probation is a bitch especially for pot heads like myself. any comments halla back December 02, 2009 20:56:20

I used to be a heavy smoker. Meaning all day everyday. I quit on Sept 21. Its now Dec 6th. 76 days to be exact. I am still testing poistive. Something tells me I will go past the 90 day mark. Grrr. I have a job waiting for me as soon as I test clean. Just a little FYI. I won't try remedies because this is my career job and I don't have the balls to do so. December 07, 2009 00:52:25

dont panic people. Smoke up to 2 days before your test and still pee clean!!! GUARENTEED just visit ultimatedetox.co.uk December 25, 2009 17:39:49

Drink palo azul its sold at mexican stores like the jalisco meat market thats whats works its like ninety nine cents. boil it with a gallon of water and add sum honey and drink it a couple hours before and you good! February 01, 2010 11:44:02

HELP.... I haven't smoked in 4 years. This past weekend my husband and I thought It would be fun to do so we called my neice and browwed a bowl and smoked 3 bowls well somebody hates me cuz now its tues and I have to pee by tomorrow what do u guy think Ive drank 1 gal of ice tea this morning what else should I do?????? March 02, 2010 10:39:45

Hey all, I smoked 2 one hits 4 days ago of some decent, then 2 more one hits of reg 2 days ago. I havent smoked in like 6 months before that. If I get tested in 7days, will I be okay? I am 22, male, 165, crazy metabolism. Can anyone help out? Thanks March 22, 2010 17:02:10

instead of doing that why can't you guys avoid taking such kind of things. That will be good for you. March 29, 2010 02:00:22

first off ur all a bunch of idiots for smokin buds so close to ur dam piss tests, but ill help yas out. First off go to ur local vitamin store and pick up a vitamin called niacin. Take two of them in the morning when u wake up with three glasses of water or cranberry juice then throw on a crap ton of clothes and go jogging or something. This will help u sweat out the toxins (thc) when u get done doing that drink three more glasses of water or cranberry juice. Then at noon time take two more niacin then go back out for another jog or something and keep drinking a lot of water or cranberry juice. Then before u go to bed at night take two more niacin and drink five glasses of water or cranberry juice. I did this and ive smoked pot for five years everyday religously and i passed my piss test in a week. Oh and this also works for fat people too its definately a sure fire way to pass so try it. May 27, 2010 02:51:38

I smoked pot on Sept. 10 and have to take a drug test on Sept. 28. The last time i smoked was on Sept. 5. I usually smoke 2-3 a week, but i haven't smoke until Sept. 10 My doctor already gave me a warning so can anyone help me to figure out if it will still be in my system on the 28th? September 10, 2010 22:12:10

I had 2 puffs of pot from a coke can at a party saturday night around 6m i have to get a drug test done on wednesday night at 6pm i have never smoked pot in my life i was half drunk and a guy offered me some and i accepted the stuff was greenish colour and in a small bag will i pass the urine test November 08, 2010 02:19:50

I smoked about 40-50 hits of weed a month ago, I'm 14 as well. Is it still in there? I'm quite active and 120 lbs if that matters... October 18, 2012 22:58:16

I worked with urinalysis for over 20 years and given much feedback re: the owner's samples after the fact. To start with you can drink all of the water you like, or juice, and it will not affect the reading. THC is processed through the liver not the kidneys. October 23, 2012 13:04:21

I smoked everyday at least a blunt for 3 months. I stopped Oct. 14th. I weigh 200lbs and 5'7. I have to see my P.O. Nov. 13th. Will i be clean? I been drinking a lot more water. October 26, 2012 13:12:59

I passed my first drug test afte just two week of not smoking - using azos. I had another drug test 3 weeks later - still not smoking - and failed. How is this possible? November 10, 2012 13:55:42

I smoke alot then I quit smoking for about three and a half weeks I took a text and was clean then in the past month I smoked three or four times in the past month only two of those times was in the past week how long till I'm clean its really important... January 23, 2013 20:47:10

I quit smoking 70 days prior to my first drug test and tested positive for thc .... I was shocked because i though it would last 30 days .. I was wrong February 26, 2013 15:30:19

Hello, I smoked 2 days ago (used to smoke everyday) and i am 19 years old weighting at 110 pounds and is 5'6". I have a urostomy bag and was wondering how long would you think it would stay in my urine. March 12, 2013 13:10:31

My boss states he knows someone in our company is dealing and smoking cannabis and is making us do a random drug test tomorrow. i am a fulltime smoker about a gram a day sometimes more how can i get around the test and how many different ways can they test u March 14, 2013 10:31:47

I'm going on the 70 day mark and am still testing positive. Smoked 1/8-1/4 everyday for 5 years and BHO and the finest bubble. I am 6ft and 240lbs. Can't wait to be clean. Its time to grow up and getting clean ain't easy. Best of luck to everyone getting sober. Can't wait for the clarity. YOLO so don't waste it being stoned. March 16, 2013 21:54:18

If your in a room with people smoking but you don't have any can it still come up in a urine test I'm getting tested for work and need to know its really important March 29, 2013 20:23:43

I have been smoking Hash (joints = usually mixed with TOBACCO)a joint a day for a coupla month. now I have a urine test in 3 weeks. I quit and been drinking lots of water, coffee and juices. my body is athletic and weighs 145lb. my pee is not longer yellow. it a little yellow. Will the THC still be detected? March 30, 2013 03:19:25

You will be tested if you go to the ER. March 30, 2013 20:30:19

In reading these posts I see a lot of two things. People who don't know Jack about marijuana and some straight up liars who also probably have never smoked and think its cool to post on a forum like this because otherwise they are "squares" in life. Here's the nitty gritty truth of the matter. I have smoked since pubescence and heavily I am now 27. Like most smokers I started out with Reggie and progressed to kush or medical grade if you will.. Throughout my years of imbibing I have had to take many types of drug tests. I can tell you right now your passing depends on several factors because as we have developed ways to beat them they have developed ways of catching us. First we will do natural time cleanse. This depends on how much you intake daily and the potency of your bud. Reggie or seedy weed smokers, pretty much no matter how much you smoke you can be clean in two weeks Max depending on your fat percentage due to the low THC content in it. Kush smokers can be well over a month but with an around average fat percentage 6 weeks Max. Anyone who says they failed a test 4 months later is a liar it doesn't have that kind of half life. You either smoked or you are a huge fat cell who never sweats and drinks coke instead of water all day even then highly improbable.I smoke about three grams of kush a day everyday and have done so for years now so unless you are snoop dog or Tommy chong then you can use my math and feel comfortable. Just for facts I'm 6' 180. You can naturally move these numbers down a few days by increasing hydration activity and sweat since the only way to get rid of the stored thc is to metabolize it... Now onto the tricky bits.. you have several forms of testing and within those several stages. It all depends on who is testing you and how much they are willing to spend to bust you. Government agencies like Parole and Probation are famously underfunded which is why even though now they send it off instead of the easily beatable instant cup they still pay for the cheapest urinalysis at the lab. a lot of boneheads think that if you beat one lab treat you can beat them all. WRONG! If its a job and they spend the money no masking agent in the world will work. The top urinalysis leaves nothing to chance the gravity density and entire molecular makeup of your specimen is mapped out. That being said unless you are going to work for a big or international. Company the likelihood of you getting this test is low. You can get info from the testing lab which one you are submitting for by calling easy as that. Hair tests can be beat by using a cleanser to strip your follicles, be prepared tonurture your hair back as thus does damage it though. Buccal swabs only detect use within the last two days Max and are used mainly to prove DUI on scene. If you are determined to dilute then be aware that any diuretic will work just as well as OTC "solutions" and in fact better. I passed a weekly piss test for six months straight never stopping smoking on a big can of Tex sun 100% Ruby red grapefruit juice a few hours before. pissing twice on the way there. Like I said this isn't guaranteed to work anymore as nothing is. The best thing you can do Is educate yourself on your particular situation and apply the right method. Sometimes there isn't one though, I lost a $50 an hour job due to a failed screen just recently so my advice to you is weigh your options and your money sometimes quitting is the only way as much as I hate this hell I'm living in without my Mary Jane.... May 08, 2013 17:07:40

I smoked well hit like three to four hits on Saturday nite n have a drug test today Friday will i pass or fell only help thanks November 22, 2013 04:54:26

I smoked and pop one molly on jun 22,23, 2013 and i smoked agin july 26,2013 i did mt test on january 2,2014 it was a hair test im a lil worry i have not go a call from the job ? any help plzzzz January 16, 2014 02:49:41

The only way to have a 100% drug free test. Is to use someone piss who don't do drugs. Put it n a rinsed out latex balloon. Wear it like a tampon or under ur balls for at least 45 min. Before ur test. Use a pin to open. Hid the pin on ur. clothing . Works everytime. Goodluck and enjoy ur smoke. If it wasn't for weed I wouldhave lost my mind years ago. February 09, 2014 00:22:26

Ok...im on drug court and havent smoked any weed since may 10th. They tested me on june 4th when i got out of jail and it came up negative...then two days later i tested positive for thc. I smoked everyday allday for years. I then got two more positive results and they sent it to the lab n found out it wasnt new usage. Then on july 2nd it came up negative and then on the 7th of july i tested positive again....i havent smoked anything. I did lose like 50 pounds and i have liver issues. Is it possible they got a false negative again and its still in my system? Im freaking out because i dont wanna get sanctioned back to jail cuz my body is taking too long to clean my system out. Ive read it can stay in system for a long time but my PO aint buyin it this time for some reason. Im 5'5 and 170 lbs. Im having him send this test back to the lab again too cuz this is bs. Plus i also heard ibprofen can cause false positives for thc and i get bad migraines n have chronic pain n take it daily cuz i cant take tylenol cuz of my liver issues. Please any advice that can reassure me id appreciate July 16, 2014 21:16:24

Im 14 and i smoked it on the 26 of july it is now the 5 of augest im am very active i have a very healty diet and sweat alot will it be gone out of my system August 05, 2014 16:02:48

I'm about to smoke regs and I can get that out in 1 day because I'm skinny my p.o and tracker slippin ?? October 05, 2014 22:23:08

I'm 19, female, 111 pounds, 5'4 and I smoke 2 blunts a day(shared with my boyfriend) and I've smoked every day for 15 months. I have a 17% body fat percentage and a medium muscle build (4 pack abbs) I've been spending 30-40 minutes a day on the treadmill and I only drink water and I eat very healthy. If anyone is similar to my sircumstances, please tell me how long thc was positive in your system. And to anyone else who smokes and trying to pass, I highly recommend drinking half your body weight in oz of water every day. It will boost your metabolism guaranteed. I've done it for three months(while smoking) and lost 10 pounds of fat. Also I hit the treadmill after eating, it speeds up the digestion process and allows your body to process the fats easier. Lastly( no sugar, no fast food, no white bread, no ice cream, no dairy) these foods are the fattiest and will store thc. By not consuming fat, you're lowering the amount of thc that gets stored. One last thing. Everyone who us exercising in hopes of sweating out the toxins must shower to wash off the sweat or else you risk the chance of your body reabsorbing thc. Take a hot steamy shower, sweat as much as you can, but remember Half your body weight in oz of water every single day. No cheating. I'm 110lbs so I need 55oz but I easily drink 5 16oz bottles every day especially after a workout. Drink one glass before every meal to help you get started. March 23, 2015 07:34:09

This is my 2nd drug test for marijuna,,first was .49,, then 3 weeks latter it's .14,,, how much longer do you think it will take for it to be gone from my hair folicle test,,,haven't smoked in 115 days!!! Was a heavy daily user ,,, any suggestions. Need to pass test for job...? March 27, 2015 19:43:21

i last smoked on 22th Aug 2015...am a slender 16 year old student. i have a drug test 2 weeks from now...can i test positive?? October 12, 2015 09:32:55

I took one hit on October 7, then on October 27 I had a drug test I was wondering if I will pass my drug test. October 28, 2015 15:52:56

There is no way to tell how long it takes to get rid of marijuana naturally. I have seen daily users of very good marijuana get clean in 2 weeks and have seen the same type of user take longer than 30 days. It all depends on your metabolism, weight, body fat, and exercise. I am a heavy user that smokes the best stuff around or some regular stuff, I am not picky but I smoke all day every day. It takes me 2 to 2-1/2 weeks to get clean naturally. I now weigh about 155 and have very little if not any fat on me at all. I very good muscle tone because of my job that is very physically demanding. I have a high metabolism also. I don't exercise because of my job. I don't need to lol. Anyways, I have used everything there is to try and get clean and have learned nothing works except exercise, sweating, and eating right. You can trick the system by getting synthetic pee. It is about $50 at a head shop and the best that never fails even at labs is Dr. Greens Agent X. Just make sure it is the right temp 96-98 and dump it in the cup and you are good to go. If someone watches you the only other method to fool the system is some stuff that is $60 but is 3 pills and is supposedly a system cleaner but you can pee in the cup after smoking that day and it will be undetected. You can also get this usually at any head shop and I wish I can remember what it is called. Follow the instructions to the T or it will not work. You wont fail but it will come back diluted and depending on your work place might consider that a fail or just have you retake it. I hope this helps. November 15, 2015 18:00:02 Leave A Reply Related Articles

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