#only carl can hit lmao

[m0thergoose]

SPOILERS FOR TOWL EPISODE FOUR PROCEED WTIH CAUTION FOR MY RUNNING COMMENTARY

OOO Michonne looks pissed I can’t wait

‘I can’t believe you did that’ ‘I can’t believe you said that’ - calling him out straight away good girl

OMG THE SCAR HE’S GONNA LOSE HIS MIND

Michonne/Danai is so beautiful

The way they’re looking at each other I’m going to die

Oh Michonne talk about Judith with him yeeeees

Calling him a creative writer, Michonne I’m gonna die

FOR YOUR CHILDREN OH MY GOD

SHE AINT LETTING HIM REST

HIS NAME IS RICK OH MY GOOOOOD

HES ALMOST 8 omg her heart is breaking because she hasn’t seen him in so long and he’s so big now, and Rick has missed so much

OHHHH MICHONNE ‘I don’t like who you are with them’ - me neither girl

‘They won a long time ago’ - oh Rick he is so broken

‘Do you think we can do anything? Because I do’ 🫶

What did they do to you? - oh Michonne man he’s so broken

‘Do you still love me’ awwww her broken wee voice I’m going to die

Omg they can go!!

Omg he said no

What the actual fuck

He is a broken man and Michonne is going to tear into him for this

He calls you the brave man 🥹

I could listen to Michonne talk about their kids all damn day

‘I found you but I didn’t’ 😢😢😢

Michonne call him out hahahahha, Rick is spewing some absolute bullshit

‘You’re lying’ Yaaas Michonne

GOD I love angry Michonne this is 10/10

And now are they gonna cry I can’t handle it

Aww my baby Michonne 😢😢😢

She’s just hoping he’ll open that door

Please open it

I’m losing my mind

Yaaaas go Rick go

Michonne gonna unleash on these walkers

YAAAAS RICK

fight them wooooo

‘I DONT EVEN HAVE A WEAPON COMMANDO’ - SASSY MICHONNE IM DEAD

‘The only time I feel safe is when I’m with you’🥹🥹🥹

‘I’m not the brave man’ - oh Rick

YEAH HIT HIM MICHONNE

‘I don’t know who you are because the man I knew would never talk to me like that’ - my heart is BROKEN

How are we fixing this jeeeesus

God I love seeing them fighting together

‘I had this’ - ‘I had this’ GOD THEY ARE BOTH SO SASSY

oh noooooo Michonne is trapped

Omg rick fucking help her

Omg is he gonna kiss her

Or is he gonna cry

OMG it’s happening guys jesuuuuus this is all the richonners have ever wanted

He’s losing his mind

THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER I CANT COPE

THIS EPISODE IS DESTROYING ME

‘he looks like me’ - ‘so he’s really good looking’ 😂😂

ROUND TWO!!???!! Disturbed by roomba - love that ricky dicky doo da country boi has no idea what a roomba is lmao

‘One bad harvest - something has to burn to bring it back’ - OMG HE’S TALKING ABOUT HIS DAD??

‘You’re still lying to me. You’re lying to yourself’ - damn right keep calling him out Michonne

OMG THE SCAR

SHES GOING TO TELL HIM WOW

DARYL MENTION

‘SHE STOLE JUDITH’ - his faaaace!!

‘I don’t wanna go into how’ 😢😢😢😢

‘But I kept believing’ 🥹🥹🥹

Omg his hand 😢😢😢

‘You’re still trying, I see it’ he is trying Michonne just keep pushing and he’ll make it

‘I’m sorry for what they did to you’ 😢😢😢😢

Michonne laying down the law - ‘Sit, Rick’ 😂😂

She really couldn’t give a fuck if the building collapses around them she is going to make him talk to her

‘They took a year from me’ ‘I don’t know if she’s okay’ 😢😢😢😢

‘It’s hurting me Rick’ 😢 Rick NEVER wants to hurt her he loves her so much this is heartbreaking

OH MY GOD CARL IM BAWLING

‘I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU’

OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE HE CANT FACE LOSING HER ALL OVER AGAIN

THE CARL PHONE 😢😢😢😢😢😢

‘I found you Rick’ 🫶

I love them so much Michonne honestly is the strongest woman alive

Aww he’s in a jumper not his uniform 💖💖💖💖

THE ELEVATOR KISS

GO GO GO

THEM SWITCHING SEATS LMAOOOO

‘WE CAN MAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD OURS IF WE WANT TO’ 💖💖💖💖💖

God this is beautiful

A happy ending no cliffhanger???? Oooooo

OMG ARE WE GETTING PROPOSAL WEDDING NEXT WEEK

[enid-rhees]

This sounds so perverted, but I can't help. I'm horny AF rn lmaooo- 💀✋

So, Enid x reader where tease can't stop staring at Enid's tits. Whenever she's around her, she just stares at her big tits. Even Carl notices lmao. And he's always teasing reader for it. (The three are besties ofc). Reader tries so hard not to stare and fantasize about sucking on her big juicy tits, but can't help it... 😔✋ (Can ya blame her 🤭).

It somehow turns into smut. The reader just sucking, liking, and leaving hickeys n' kisses all over Enid's breasts. Squeezing, caressing, and playing with em', burying her face between them...🫣-

(ignore any typos pls, I'm sleep deprived and high AF rn lmao 💕🫶✨)

oh dear . this is certainly something 😮‍💨 being high is so relatable although i’m not right now bc it’s currently 11am as i type this out 😅 later though hehe. tysm for the request! hope you enjoy!

warnings: SMUT. MINORS DNI.

A/N: hope you all enjoy! reminder that requests are open! if you’d like to request just read pinned!

“Y/N.”

“Y/NNNN.”

“Y/N?”

“Y/N!” you jumped out of your seat when Carl hit your shoulder. “what is wrong with you?!” you hissed. he stared at you with wide eyes, “what’s wrong with me?! i called your name like five times and you didn’t hear me! what the hell has you so distracted?!”

your face started to burn, you knew exactly what was distracting you so bad, but you couldn’t say it out loud.

“nothing. i just- i zoned out.” you told him, hoping he would believe it. he looked at you suspiciously before turning back to doing what he was doing.

“hey, guys!” a voice shouted. you both turned your heads as Enid started to run towards you. you gulped and took a deep breath, trying to keep your eyes on hers. she sat in the chair in front of you. “what are you guys doing today?”

your eyes trailed down to her chest, her voice and Carl’s voice were now blocked out as you couldn’t pull yourself out of this trance.

“Y/N!” Carl yelled again. your eyes snapped up as you faced him again. “dude, that’s the second time in like three minutes, what the hell is up with you?” you looked over at Enid, who looked at you with concern. for a brief moment, your eyes went back down to her chest before up at her eyes again.

Carl’s mouth dropped open as he smirked. “Enid, can you give us a moment?” he questioned. she gave both of you a smile and stood back up, “of course,”

the second she left, Carl pulled you into a quiet area. “you’re staring at her boobs!” he whisper-yelled. your eyes went wide as you shook your head repeatedly. “no i wasn’t!”

“Y/N.” he said deadpanned. “i wasn’t!” you said again. “you literally cannot lie about this, Y/N. it was like crazy obvious! i’m pretty sure even Enid noticed.”

your heart sunk, “don’t say that!”

“then stop staring at her boobs!”

-

“what do you think of this shirt?” Enid pulled out a wrinkled shirt from her closet, holding it up against her body. it was a bit ragged, but you remembered that she found it in an abandoned shop months ago.

it was a black shirt with a simple and small heart design in the middle. “it’s cute,” you told her. she turned around to look at herself in the mirror. “i’m gonna try it on.” you turned the other way, giving her privacy.

“why did you turn away?” Enid asked you. you looked back at her, almost having a heart attack as you realized she had already taken her shirt off, and she left in only her bra.

“to- to give you privacy…?” you said in more as a question. she smiled at you, “i don’t mind. we’re best friends, you should know i’m more than comfortable with you.”

she slipped the shirt on, looking at herself in the mirror once more. “does it look okay on me?” she asked you.

you nearly choked on your drink as she turned to you. she looked incredible in the shirt, and you couldn’t help but admire her. your eyes trailed down yet again, the shirt was tight against her chest. you squeezed your thighs together, trying to get rid of the feeling you had down there.

“Y/N?” she asked. your head shot up, “what-? i’m sorry- i blanked out.” you said quickly. “i asked if the shirt looked okay on me.”

“you look… great, Enid. seriously. that shirt looks amazing on you.” you told her honestly.

she pouted, walking towards you. “you’ve been acting funny today, Y/N. what’s up?” she sat next to your, your shoulder’s basically touching.

“nothing,” you chuckled nervously. “i’ve just been zoning out a lot. that’s all, i’m okay.” you said.

“don’t lie to me, please.” she said. you slowly shook your head, “i’m not lying, Enid. i-“

“i’ve seen the way you look at me, Y/N,” she hummed, somehow getting closer to you. she put her hand on your cheek, forcing you to look into her eyes. “don’t think i haven’t been noticing the way your eyes slowly go down, and you just stare.”

your breath got caught in your throat. “tell me, Y/N.” she whispered, moving so she was sitting on your lap. your hands automatically moved to her waist.

“tell me, what are you fantasizing about in that pretty little head of yours? do you think about my boobs? is that what goes on up there?” you felt frozen as you couldn’t look away from her eyes. she had you so tight in her gaze.

“come on, Y/N.” she smiled teasingly. “tell me. what do you think about doing to me?”

Enid temporarily got off your lap to take the shirt off, doing it slowly to tease you. a shaky breath left your lips when she repositioned herself on your lap again, “you didn’t answer my question. what do you think about doing to me, Y/N? don’t be shy.”

you were paralyzed under her touch, completely molding into submission just by her words.

“do you think about touching them, Y/N?” you nodded, unable to form coherent words. she took your hand, slowly guiding it towards the clasp of her bra.

“do it, Y/N. take it off and touch me.” she instructed. your hand unhooked the bra with ease. it fell to the ground, but your eyes were only focused on her.

“good girl. now do it, touch me, Y/N.” your hands moved up, squeezing both of her breasts. she sighed in pleasure. “you can do whatever you want to me.” she hummed in your ear.

your thumb rubbed over her nipple, taking another finger and rolling it between the two. Enid moaned, and started to slowly grind herself on your thighs.

with no hesitation, you latched your mouth onto her nipple, licking and sucking on it while your other hand continued to squeeze and rub over her other breast. her hands gripped onto your shoulders to keep her balanced as she continued to ride your thigh.

you unattached your lips and started to leave dark red and purple marks down the valley of her breasts, leaving some on top of them, and some in places where only you could see.

“this is what you wanted, yeah?” she asked you, slowing her movements down. “i’ve noticed the way you stare at me for so long, Y/N. and trust me, i’ve fantasized about this to. i’ve thought about you touching me just like this. i’ve touched myself to the thought of this very moment, love.”

something about that sentence ignited a flame inside of you. a breathy moan left your lips without her even having to touch you. your lips attached to her other breast, giving it the same attention as the other. within minutes, her chest was covered in marks that you created.

her hips moved faster against your thigh, the material of your jeans giving her the perfect friction. “keep going, Y/N. i’m close. so close.” she mumbled. you continued your work, decorating her body in your mark.

one hand rolled her nipple between your fingers while you sucked on the other. the sensation causing her to moan uncontrollably.

“you’re doing so good for me, hon.” she hummed, now chasing her orgasm. you let go of her nipple, lightly grating your teeth against it. the affection alone caused her to come undone on you, her body shaking with pleasure as she let out a long, loud moan.

her head fell onto yours, you were now staring deep into each others eyes. “you seriously have no idea how long i’ve waited for you to do something, Y/N.”

“I’ve dreamt about this… so much.” you whispered. “you should’ve done something sooner.” she whispered back.

“didn’t think you’d want the same thing i did.” you answered. “i always have.” she whispered, briefly connecting your lips. “you’re mine now, yeah?” she asked.

“i’m yours.”

[dukeofdelirium]

Hi....if you don't mind me asking, who are your top 7 favorite romantic relationship's couples in books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series (can be canon or non-canon) and your top 7 favorite characters ever from any media? Why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before......Thanks....

Hi!!! It’s no problem at all I love to talk about ships <3333

1) Lawlight from Death Note

what can I say about this ship that hasn’t been said? They make me genuinely insane and they hit in ways… I’ve been obsessed with and have actively shipped them for over half my life lol. They are my ultimate OTP. I don’t even really care for e2l pairings personally but lawlight to me is just Different and those that get it get it

2) Kataang from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Literally they were the first ship I ever shipped. I’ve shipped this pairing since I was like 8 years old. They are very near and dear to my heart and they are so cute and perfect together and they spark so much joy and I am SO EXCITED for the movie!!!!

3) Byler from Stranger Things

I am obsessed with this ship. I love them so much and I am rooting for their endgame in the final season! I love the analysis the byler shippers come up with and they’re genuinely such a fun ship to me

4) Eremika from Attack On Titan

This ship makes me rabid I’m serious. I spiraled so bad after I finished AOT and devoured like 20 fics to cope. They ruined my life etc but I love it

5) Nezushi from No.6

I don’t like the anime much (because it rlly cuts so much of the story) but the manga and the novels are amazing! I love the story overall and the characters individually so the fact there’s a canon gay relationship is such a bonus

6) Blackswan (Jacob x Bella) from Twilight

Stephenie Meyer will pay for her crimes lmao we were legitimately robbed of their endgame and idc what anyone says. Team Jacob till the day I die fr

7) Quimbry/Quil x Embry from Twilight (me and my friends decided on the ship name lol)

I don’t have a gif cuz these characters are so minor they hardly appear but do I ship the hell out of them? Yes! Are they canon? Hell no! Should they be? Yeah and that’s why I’ve written over 100k for fanfic for them on my ao3 lol

As for favorite characters, I gotta rlly think on this

🤔🤔🤔

My favorite character of all time is Light Yagami from Death Note. I fucking LOVE his character so much. I just love everything about him. The way he’s written, the nuance, his whole aesthetic. It’s so *chefs kiss* and I have so many thoughts about him. I am NOT one of those death note “fans” that hates Light or drags his character lol. I am a Light enjoyer unapologetically and he imo is one of the best villains of ALL TIME

Another character I love immensely is Carl Grimes from The Walking Dead comic book. Not the show cuz the show is trash! I used to relate so much to Carl growing up bc I read the comic book as a teen. He’s forever cemented as one of my favorite characters of all time. Also I love the character design and how he’s kind of an anti hero

I also love Ellie Williams from The Last of Us 1 and 2 for the same reason. She reminds me a lot of Carl in the “anti hero” sense. She’s also such a badass. Love those video games !!!!

I also love Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan. Can you tell I like morally questionable characters? Lol. Eren was always and will always remain my favorite character in AOT. He’s kind of crazy but I like it lol and I kind of relate 🤣

Aang from ATLA is also one of my favorite characters. He’s got a sick character design, I love the way he’s written and he’s genuinely a huge comfort character to me. His character arc makes me cry it’s so well done and I love his personality. His character makes me very happy :)

Lastly I think another fav character is Will Byers from Stranger Things. I relate heavily HEAVILY with him. Not only that he’s an artist like me, or his personality which is similar to me as well, but also his upbringing with an abusive father and lastly the fact he’s canonically a gay guy like me makes me feel very represented in the show. He’s my favorite in the entire cast of characters. Love him to death and Noah Schnapp was such a perfect cast and he acts his ass off every second of screen time

Thanks for sending me questions!! :) I love talking about ships and characters this was fun!

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

CBS Ghosts - Pilot - Hit the Deck!

I skipped this scene the last time. So, here it is.

I love how Sam is so gone on this house that she's already thinking about paint! Like yes, paint is helpful, but damn girl, you were only supposed to come up there to decide if you wanted to keep it.

Also, is this the only time Jay calls her boo boo?

LMAO, Jay pointing out one of the flaws in the house and that he had to drive to the gas station to get something to drink.

Sam largely ignores the flaws in the house and laughs at Carl's comments. She's so gone on this house that she just doesn't care.

I want to meet this Carl. I think he's weird for his comments and that makes him interesting.

This is too funny. Jay is CALLING HER OUT and she's like "yeah, well, I can do this."

It's so funny. He's got such a good point. And seriously, yellow?

I love the insight into Sam/Jay here. They like HGTV and they like to role play. Given someone else's interest in roleplay, I have to wonder if this ever comes up again.

Either way, I really love the teasing here.

Jay, once again, mentioning the flaws in the house that Sam's trying so hard to ignore, followed by "HIT THE DECK".

It's too funny. Anyway, this was a fun trip into Sam/Jay and the house.

Thanks for reading :). Feel free to chat :)

[rwateringcan03]

omg heyy, i noticed that u are writing for the walking dead so i hope it’s okay that im requesting.

could u do lee carl and ler ron in season 5 of the walking dead? maybe where they are playing a game of truth or dare and ron asks carl if he’s ticklish? it’s okay if not the walking dead needs more fics, have a great day / night !!

Omg hii, thanks for your submission! I fr forgot about Ron for a little bit lmao, but I'm happy to write it!

Truth or Dare

It was raining outside, which meant no one could go outside. Unless you wanted to be drenched by the rain and be freezing cold. Most people were sitting in their houses, reading or having conversations. Carl was sitting amongst his dad and Michonne in the living room of their new house. None of them had really gotten used to staying in warm, clean houses yet. Judith was in her crib, Michonne very gently rocking her. The sky was grey and yucky, and the rain made pretty patterns on the windows. Carl used to pretend that the water droplets on the windows were having a race when they dripped down. He sighed and leaned back on the couch. Today was gonna be a boring day.

All of the sudden there was a frantic knock at the door. All 3 of them turned around. Michonne grabbed Judith and held her close. Rick started for the door slowly. He hadn't yet trusted Alexandria, so he couldn't be too careful.

Rick opened the door, and there stood Ron on the doorstep; a red, wornout umbrella in one hand. He smiled as he saw Rick. "Is Carl home?" He had to raise his voice because the sound of the rain hitting the pavement was loud. "I was wondering if he wanted to come over to my place for a bit?" Rick relaxed a bit, knowing that it was just one of Carls friends. Rick grinned and turned to Carl. "Carl, it's for you. "

Carl springed up from the couch and hurried to the door. "Bye dad!" He said, and he closed the door behind him. Rick chucked sat back down on the couch and smiled at Michonne. "Least he's made a friend." Rick felt better that there were other kids in Alexandria that Carl could be friends with.

Carl and Ron ran to Ron's house, trying to keep dry under the red umbrella that was only suitable for one person. They giggled as they finally reached Ron's door and hurried inside. "Thank god." Ron sighed and put the umbrella down. Water dripped onto the carpet. Carl glanced up at the staircase and then back at Ron. "Race ya!" Immediately Carl started running up the stairs. "Hey, not fair!" Ron followed close behind him. Carl was familiar with Ron's house since he's been there a thousand times with Enid.

They both reached the top of the stairs and sat there for a minute, catching their breathe. Ron glanced at Carl. "So what do you want to do?" Carl cleared his throat. "Dunno, we can't go outside." Ron thought for a minute, then came up with an idea. "Wanna play truth or dare?" Carl whipped his head around. He hadn't played truth or dare since he was like 5. He'd always been terrible at it because he can never think of good dares. He eventaully sighed and nodded. Ron grinned and stood up. "We can play it my room if you'd like." Carl nodded and followed his friend.

Ron's room was big and spacious. He could probably fit half of Alexandria in there if he really tried. Carl sat down on the soft carpeted floor, Ron sat faced him. "Okay, you go first." Carl forgot how to play it for a second, but quickly caught on. "Uhmm truth or dare?" Ron thought for a moment. "Dare!" Carl dreaded he'd say that. He paused and tried thinking. There was so many options, but he couldn't think of any. "I dare you toooo..." Ron was starting to grow impatient. He barked out a laugh. "Hurry uhup!" Carl smirked, and then he thought of something. "I dare you to go stand out in the rain for 30 seconds." Carl was proud of his dare. Ron's jaw dropped open. "No way!"

"But it's a dare! You have to!" Carl giggled.

"No! My turn." Ron crossed his arms.

Carl sighed. "Fine, but the next one, you have to do it!"

Ron smiled. "Fine. Uhmm truth or dare?"

"Truth." Carl said with no hesitation. "It's safer." Ron scoffed and started thinking of something to ask his friend. "Uhmm...are you ticklish?" Carl's smiled faded. He honestly had no idea. He hadn't been tickled for ages. He shook his head. "Nope. Not at all. My turn. Truth or d-" Ron cut him off. "Are you surree?" Carl felt his face heat up. He shook his head no agian. He slowly scooted backwards. Ron scooted closer to him, now grinning and wiggling his fingers at him. Carl couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

That definitely gave it away.

Before Carl could even get up and attempt to run away, Ron pounced on him like a lion. "AH-" Carl yelped as he felt Ron tackle him and straddle his hips. Carl's arms were trapped underneath Ron's legs. All he could do was squirm and kick his legs uselessly. "Alright. Let's see if you're lying to me. "

Before Carl could protest, Ron dug his fingers into his ribs. "rOHOHON NOHOHAHAHAHA" Carl's ribs weren't his worst spot, but they were definitely ticklish. Ron's fingers scribbled all over his ribs. "ROHOHON PLEHEHEHESE" He moved his fingers to Carl's underarms, trying to snake his hands into his clamped arms. Carl shook his head back and forth. "PLEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA" Ron was laughing with him, obviously having as much fun as he was. He moved his hands from Carl's underarms to his belly, scribbling his fingers the sensitive skin. Carl was squirming helplessly under Ron, and kicking his feet in the air. "ROHHOHON PLEHEHESE STOHOHOP" Ron ignored his friends protests and poked his hip. Carl gasped loudly.

Shit.

"Wahahait Ron, plehehase not thehehere-" Carl knew what was about to happen. He tried preparing himself for it. Ron's eyes grew wide and he immediately drilled his thumbs into Carl's hips.

Carl's body went weak. His muscles gave up. His laughter went silent. He threw his head back with laugher and kicked his feet uselessly. "ROHOHON NOHAHAHHAHAHA" the poor boys laughter was starting to make his throat sore. Ron eventually sensed Carl had had enough and stopped his tickle attack. He got off Carl and sat beside him. "Yohou good?" Ron asked, giggling slightly. Carl layed there on the floor, curled in a ball, arms wrapped around his sore belly. His face was red and there were tears in his eyes.

Eventually his laughter stopped and he caught his breath. He sat up and faced Ron. "Maybe that's enough truhuth or dare for today."

Guys sorry if this is bad, it's my first fic😭

[melancholysway]

TMNT 2007 movie sequel idea but every character gets equal screen time & there’s not much fighting😫👋‼️

I’m not an animator by any means but THIS WOULD REALLY HIT DIFFERENT IN THEATERS YALL I SWEAR BY IT

- Casey is going to propose to April but he fucken loses the ring so him and Raph go on a whole side quest to find it

- he lost it in the apartment so the others have to distract april while they find it

- it takes like

- a while

- anyway it’s actually in his pants pocket the whole time

- it’s sad actually LMAO

Small side story:

- Mikey interviews people via zoom to find a replacement for Cowabunga Carl

- he’s very picky during said interviews

- also wears his Cowabunga Carl suit while interviewing

- self explanatory reasoning

- nobody can top him as Cowabunga Carl though

- Leo struggles with distracting April so he makes Donnie do it

- he knows Donnie can really keep anybody busy in his lab so

- splinter forces Leo to watch Soaps with him since he’s the only turtle not doing anything during this whole movie & for some “bonding”

- drives Leo mad but he’s too nice to tell his father so he politely sits next to him but inside he really wants to throw the whole tv away

- Donnie distracts April but lowkey bores her to death but she’s too nice to tell Donnie to stop so she just sits there in idle mode

- he also sucks at keeping secrets so he has to keep the Casey proposing secret to himself without accidentally telling her

- she figuratively beats it out of him

- it ends with Casey proposing and April making it seem like Donnie didn’t just tell her against his own will

I honestly don’t see any action scenes happening LMAO

If not a movie this would be a gr8 episode 😫‼️

[acsisz]

Ooh, let me add some things too:

1 & 2. I think DECASIM doesn't have a fixed point in time, as in it's a simulation so the time's whenever you set it to.

In the demo they also said that not all cases IRL & DECASIM will have 100% the same details, so that's interesting 🤔

(Also just a thought, but wouldn't it be cool if DECASIM can be used to predict the future? I mean, it's a simulation based on history, so it would be cool to be able to use DECASIM to avoid future cases from happening)

3. Yes, I think crime beast don't necessarily have to come from criminals, but people with strong malice (like Harvard 🤣).

4. It would be cool if we can play as Crime Beast Harvard 😎

5. That's a nice idea! We can use it to make characters face their past fears/trauma. Harvard & Carl's college time please?

6. At this point, I'm thinking psychological pain. So it's not real, but you feel it is real, so it might as well be real.

7. I think that was their home (I might be wrong tho). Since it's Clown, maybe she died on Harvard's birthday? (to amp up the trauma 😅).

8. I think the battle system just got revamped.

9. I think the dead chara is just a general blonde NPC.

10. Yes, the diamond pendant is a bit of a mystery (I think). It seems diamond is perhaps a symbol in Broadstone, since a lot of people wore diamond shape things & the game have a lot of diamond shaped asset.

Interesting thing to note, only Harvard and Carl wore the same specifically shaped diamond, albeit of different color (Harvard is more blue & Carl green). It could be anything, but it would be sweet if it was friendship charms.

DECASIM Harvard wore the diamond like a collar, but DECASIM Carl wore something else as a collar. It could be foreshadowing something 🤔

11. I think the mystery yellow girl could be an AI or an android. Or maybe Misae's little sister, since their eyes look pretty similar 😂

12. Huh, that's true... 🤔 So it's like they're sleeping while sleeping? 😂

13. My guess is that only the appearance changed & their data (name, background, etc) is still the same.

14. Carl also don't have a shirt on, yes. Why are Harvard & Carl's designs so similar yet so different? 😂

15. Yes, I've been asking that as well. It's a mystery 🤔

16. Technical stuff, but it would be cool if we could meet the DECASIM inventor!

17. LMAO, so true!! 🤣 Maybe since it's an unsolved case, there's actually no record of a surveillance camera recording the murder? Since if it did record the murder, the case would be solved. 🤔

18 & 19. Good question. Actually, who owns DECASIM? The police? Government? Some guy who's just lending it to the police?

20. Hmm, Crime Beasts were already a thing in the demo when everyone's data is still normal 🤔

Hope LEVEL-5 actually got an answer for this, instead of just "LMAO we needed to sidestep the age rating so we just did & forgot to add a reasonable explanation" 🤡 (Seriously though, LEVEL-5's stories can be hit & miss...)

21. Ashskdlfljdkdkdjdk 🤣🤣🤣 SO TRUEEE

decapolice thoughts pt2

the trailers rlly hint that decasim is more than just a virtual reality used for training, calling it a “living embodiment of reality” and a second world

do they have to update decasim everyday or so, cause how would it know the details of a case that happened yesterday. if thats true, then i won’t be surprised if there are cases where we have to find clues in the real world, before being able to use decasim

the website states that crime beats are just embodiments of malice, not specifically criminal malice. so is it possible for non-criminals to become a crime beast?

if so, can it only happen to npcs or can it happened if you’re playing.

could you meet yourself in decasim if you were near the crime scene? people in it seem to be able to interact normally, so how would a conversation w/ urself go?

do injuries carry on from decasim? carl seemed to be somewhat hurt from getting punched, so do you feel the pain in the real world

how did harvard witness his mother dying?? in the trailers she seemed to be dead backstage in a circus or theater, so did he just stumble across her dead while there? was she missing and followed the police to her body??

i wonder why they changed it so that instead of everyone having there own health bar, they now share one. maybe that’ll change once we’re done training and we’re actually solving cases

9. why does this dude look like he’s harvards father? same eye color, hair color, and both have the diamond pendant and red stripe on their shirt..

10. speaking of the pendant, what is it?? it’s not uniform since manimani, zhang, and mikey don’t wear it, and (other than that guy) harvard and carl seem to be the only people w/ diamond shaped ones.

11. the random girl in the old trailers (i can’t find a good photo of her), who is she? i feel like she’s ai, especially since she was supposed to be support

12. when they all turn into animals, how did they seemingly pass out if it’s just vr?

13. how are they able to tell who committed the crime in decasim if they all look like toys? unless the person reveals their name while getting info, idk how you would be able to tell who’s who.

14. why is cat harvard the only one w/o a shirt?

15. if they were to be given virtual headsets that they can use outside of the police department, how would that work? like, if they move in decades, are they moving irl as well? there’s not much room to move inside the little pods, so i can’t imagine them having to move in them.

16. how do they control themselves in decasim?

17. if they’re able to go back in time to stop a crime in decasim and they know the date and location it was at, couldn’t they just look at that exact point and witness the murder themselves?

18. who even created decasim

19. what was decasim used for before it was used for detective and behavioral training?

20. what do they gain by changing character data in decasim? other than making it harder to figure out identities, it doesn’t seem to do much harm (unless the crime beast thing is also because of it).

21. if you were held hostage in decasim, couldn’t you just log out and log back in

[leossmoonn]

Play Ground Days

masterlist

pairing - carl gallagher x fem!reader

type - fluff

note / request - “ughh FINALLY someone that writes good imagines abt carl from shameless! could you write one where you two grew up together and you've always been close n stuff and then at some point he realizes he loves the reader and he talks to ian and lip (maybe mickey too bc i love him) about it? (fem!reader btw if that's cool) thanks babe xx” thanks for inspo on the beginning @poesflygirl​ <3 ,,, carl and you are 16 also pls dont come for me ive only played COD 2 times last year so lmao i dont remember a lot about it, enjoy!

summary - carl has liked you since you two were young, and seeks advice from his brothers and mickey

warnings - strong language, drugs and alcohol, little talk about bad body imagine 

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*gif isnt mine*

“I fucking knew it!” Lip exclaimed.

“Why are you telling us? We’ve known this.” Ian commented, smirking at his little brother.  

“How the hell—” Carl started. 

“You’re not exactly great at hiding your crush on her,” Mickey chuckled. 

Carl’s eyes were the size of saucers. “You knew?”

“Of course I did. I’m not fucking Helen Keller,” Mickey rolled his eyes. 

Carl groaned and ran his hands roughly through his hair. “I can’t believe this. Well, secret’s out, I guess. What do I do?”

“Just go tell her you like her. It’s not like she’s going to turn you down.” Lip shrugged, putting his cigarette to his lips. 

“Lip!” Ian hit his brother’s shoulder. 

“What?” Lip asked. 

“You weren’t supposed to say that, dumbass,” Mickey said.

 “What does that mean?” Carl asked, looking in-between his brother’s and Mickey. 

Lip sighed. “Ah, shit, right. I’ve already said too much.”

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4 hours earlier: 2:00 PM

“Hey, shit head!” She called out, throwing rocks against the window. 

Carl got up from his bed, shocked but happy to see her. He opened his window, leaning against the frame. 

“What’re you doing here?” He asked.

She threw the rocks to the ground. “Escaping from my druggie dad, duh. What’re you doing?”

“Nothing,” Carl shrugged. 

She did her signature smirk that always made Carl’s heart flutter. “Wanna go and stuff our faces at Patsy’s Pies?”

Carl’s eyes lit up at the mention of fatty, greasy food. “Hell yeah. I’ll come down.”

She nodded, going to the front of their house. Carl ran down the stairs, putting on his shoes and opening the door to find her on the steps. 

“Hey, why didn’t you just come into the house?” Carl asked, shutting the door behind him. 

“Putting damage on your window seemed more fun. Oh, hey! Do you have an extra bed I can sleep in tonight?” She asked. 

Carl nodded. “Yeah, of course. Your dad is that bad, huh?”

“Yep, he relapsed. Super fun,” she laughed sarcastically. 

“I’m sorry. That shit sucks,” Carl said.

She shrugged. “Yeah, well, it’s life. Anyways, ready to go?”

Carl nodded. They got into her car, the girl starting it and driving fast to the dinner. As she was driving, humming to the songs on the radio, Carl stared at her. She was absolutely gorgeous. 

Her name was Y/n L/n. Carl’s oldest and only real friend. They had grown up together, Y/n living only a few houses away from him. They had met in detention in 1st grade and had been close ever since. 

“What’re you staring at?” Y/n asked, glancing over to him. 

Carl blushed. “Nothing.”

“Alright,” Y/n sang.

Carl had often been caught staring at her. It was something he usually did from time to time, but now it was more often. He couldn’t help it. There was something about her. Maybe flawless her skin was, how pretty and bright her smile and eyes were, the way she would make him feel secure and loved, something he had never got from anyone consitently. 

He never really knew why he thought those things about her. People had told him that he probably had a crush on her, but he knew that wasn’t right. He had crushes on girls before and the things he was feeling for Y/n were a lot different than what he had felt for his past girlfriends. He figured it was just that she was his closest friend and he happened to be a horny teenager, so naturally, he just thought those things about her. But oh, how wrong he actually was. 

Y/n parked her car at Patsy’s Pies. They walked into the diner, seeing Fiona at the register. 

“Hey, Fi,” Y/n smiled. 

“Hey, Y/n, Carl! Long time, no see. How are ya?” Fiona asked. 

“Good, good,” Y/n smiled. 

“Good,” Carl said. 

“Great! Well, get yourself seated and someone will be right with you,” she smiled. 

Y/n and walked off to a small booth and sat down. They picked up the menus that were already on the table. 

“You gonna get your usual?” Y/n asked. 

Carl shrugged. “Maybe. Should I change it up?”

“Yes. The double bacon cheeseburger looks good,” Y/n said. 

“Are you getting that?” Carl asked. 

“Maybe. I’ll probably get a salad or something. Gotta watch those calories, you know?” She half-joked, putting a hand on her stomach. 

“I think you look good. You don’t need to worry,” Carl smiled. 

Y/n’s eyes widened. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” Carl nodded. 

Y/n looked back at the menu, hiding her embarrassment.

Carl complimenting her was something that was rare, but did happen. Y/n never remembered Carl as a romantic type of guy, but it seems that he had developed  those traits from having a few girlfriends. She liked that, actually. She liked him complimenting her, staring at her for minutes at a time, the way his ears would turn red when she teased him. She liked all of that. 

Y/n would never admit it to anyone, but she had a crush on Carl. She had a crush on him since their freshman year of high school. Well, in reality, she probably has always had one, but the first time she really realised she liked him was in biology when he got in trouble in one of the labs. She remembered when the teacher was yelling at him and he looked at her, smiling at her mischievously and winking at her. That wink had her heart racing and mind go foggy. From then on, she had liked him as more than a friend. Yet, she never said anything because well, as cliche as it was, she was afraid of ruining their friendship. He was really the only one who got her and who never abandoned her. She couldn’t lose him, so she just kept her feelings and gestures to him as friendly as she could.  

“Hi, I’m Carly and I’ll be serving you today. What can I get you today?” The waitress asked. 

“Hi, can I get the philly cheesesteak with a medium coke and fries,” Carl ordered. 

Carly nodded and wrote his order down, turning to Y/n. 

“Um, I’ll get the bacon cheeseburger with a small sprite and fries. Thanks,” Y/n ordered. 

Carly took their menus. “Great. I’ll have your drinks out soon.”

Y/n and Carl smiled at the waitress as she walked away. 

“Hey, so I thought your dad was in rehab,” Carl said. 

Y/n sighed. “He was, but I guess his girlfriend got him drunk, then convinced him to do some lines. God, I can’t believe he's even with her still.”

Carl frowned. “What about your mom? Where’s she?”

“She’s going to nursing school right now. She’s the only one responsible in this family, yet she never calls or anything,” she scoffed.

“You’re really responsible,” Carl said. 

Y/n smiled. “Thanks, C. You are, too.”

Carl laughed, “Me? I sold drugs on the streets once.”

She giggled. “True. But you’ve really shaped. I'm proud.”

Carl smiled sheepishly. “Thanks.”

Y/n hummed a ‘you’re welcome’. Carly came back with their food quickly and they dug in. Carl and Y/n spent their time talking and eating, spending about 2 hours there as they just kept talking. 

“Are you two finished?” Carly asked, gesturing to their empty plates. 

“Yeah,” Carl nodded. 

“Great. Here’s your bill, pay whenever you’re ready,” Carly smiled and took their dirty dishes. 

“Ready to go?” Y/n asked. 

Carl nodded and got out his wallet that he had in his shorts. Meanwhile, Y/n also got out her wallet. They both looked up at each other, awkward expressions on their faces. 

“Oh, I was gonna pay,” Carl said. “No, no, my treat. I invited you here,” Y/n said. 

“You sure?” Carl asked. 

She smiled and put a hand on his arm. “Yes, I am, Carl.”

Butterflies irrupted in Carl’s stomach as she touched him. He nodded slowly, putting his credit card away. Y/n and him walked up to the register and paid for their meal. They then went back to Y/n car. 

“What do you wanna do now?” Y/n asked. 

“Wanna play COD Black Ops 3?” Carl asked. 

“Yes!” Y/n smiled. She drove them back to his house, parking haphazardly on the street. 

The two hurried into the house, grabbing a seat on the couch. Carl got the controllers, turning onto the playstation. Y/n logged onto her account, selecting the gun she wanted to use. Carl then started the game. 

“Where are you?” Y/n squinted her eyes at the screen. 

“Right behind you,” Carl smirked. 

Y/n turned around, gasping as Carl shot her. 

“Fuck you!” Y/n exclaimed. 

“Little rusty, huh?” Carl teased. She rolled her eyes. “I’m gonna kill you next round.”

“I’d like to see you try,” Carl said. 

“Winner gets to pick what’s for dinner,” Y/n said. 

“Deal,” Carl nodded. 

The pair played for a couple hours, the game ending with Y/n getting the last kill. 

“Good game,” she smirked, setting the controller down. 

“I forgot how good you were at this,” Carl frowned. Y/n giggled, “I forgot how bad you were.”

Carl rolled his eyes with a smile. “Alright, where do you want to eat?”

“Hm… Noodles n Company?” She suggested. 

“Sure,” Carl nodded. 

“Alright, I’m gonna use the bathroom and then order. Text me what you want,” Y/n said, getting up from the couch. 

Carl nodded and watched her go upstairs to use the bathroom. Then that’s when Lip, Ian, and Mickey all came into the house. 

“Hey, guys,” Carl said. 

“Hey,” Ian smiled. 

“Is Y/n here? We saw her car out front,” Lip said. “Yeah, she is,” Carl nodded. 

“Asked her out yet?” Lip smirked. Carl’s face turned red. “Wh-What?”

“Oh, you’re not in love with her then?” Ian furrowed his brows. 

“I… am I?” Carl asked. 

Ian chuckled. “Yeah. You always are always happy around her, blush whenever she teases you.”

“And you’re always staring at her,” Lip added.

“That doesn’t mean I like her,” Carl said.

“Do feel dizzy and nauseous when she touches you? Does your heart race when she gets close? Do you see yourself kissing her? Would you do anything for her?” Ian asked. 

Carl furrowed his brows. They were right, all those things did happen when she was near. She was his best friend. He also sometimes think about kissing her and being with her in a romantic way. And yeah, of course he would do anything for her. Maybe… Maybe he did love her. 

“Oh, shit,” he muttered. “I… I guess I am in love with her.”

And that, ladies and gents, is where we left off. Lip, Ian, and Mickey teased Carl until Carl begged them for real help. 

“What do you mean?” Carl asked anxiously. 

Lip looked to Ian and Mickey for help on what to say. Little did Carl know, Y/n actually did admit her crush to someone. And that someone, or someones, were Lip, Ian, and Mickey. 

“Don’t worry about it, man,” Mickey said. 

“Did she say something to you?” Carl asked. “No,” Ian shook his head. “Like Mick said, don’t worry.”

“I… fine. Well, what do I do then?” Carl asked in slight distress.

“Give her some flowers and chocolate. Girls love that shit,” Lip suggested. 

“Alright,” Carl nodded. “I don’t know what her favourite flowers are, though.”

“Just get her roses. That’s really romantic,” Lip said. 

Carl smiled, “Alright. Awesome. Thanks, guys.”

He decided to get the flowers early morning tomorrow before Y/n woke up. 

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Carl sneaked back into the house, hoping not to wake Y/n up. As he walked into the kitchen, he was shocked to see her at the table drinking coffee. 

“Hey, Carl!” Y/n smiled. 

Carl’s eyes were blown wide. “I.. uh…”

“Who are those for?” Y/n got up and pointed to the flowers and chocolate in his hand. 

“Um… you?” Carl said. Y/n smiled. “Me? What did I do to deserve this?”

Carl knew that he couldn’t make up an excuse. He was horrible at lying to her. So, he decided to just have his confession here. 

“I.. I’m in love with you,” Carl said. Y/n’s jaw dropped and she froze. “Wha-What?”

“My brothers and Mickey helped me realise I was yesterday when you were ordering dinner. They told me I should get you flowers and stuff so I did. I hope you like roses,” Carl explained and held up the gifts. 

Y/n’s lips upturned in a wide smile. “How long have you liked me?”

“Honestly, probably since we were little,” Carl shrugged sheepishly. 

Y/n giggled. “Me, too.”

“Really?” Carl smiled. 

Y/n waked up to him and took the gifts, setting them on the kitchen counter. She went up to him and put her arms around his neck. 

“Yep. I always have,” she grinned. 

“Oh, sick!” Carl exclaimed. “Oh wait.”

“What?” Y/n asked in confusion. 

“That’s what they meant!” Carl exclaimed in realisation.

“Who? What?” “Oh, Lip, Mickey, and Ian kind of told me yesterday when I asked for help,” Carl explained. 

Y/n’s eyes widened and she turned to the stairs, glaring. “Mickey, Lip, Ian! You better fucking run!”  

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[claudesaulniers]

I love your writing so much! may i ask for naib, joseph, edgar, and aesop with a clumsy/shy crush trying their best to court them? if its a lot you can just do the first 2 pls ><

a/n: HI!! i’ll gladly do this!!! and dw, four characters isnt too much for me :]

Naib Subedar

You don’t immediately catch his eye— He’s got his mind so focused on the death game and his job as a rescuer that romance is far from his top priority

He’s not sure exactly when he started falling for you, but it hits him HARD when he realizes

He’s in the kitchen late at night to get a glass of water, and you’re making yourself a late dinner

He watches with vague interest as you grab some plates, and proceed to immediately trip over a chair and drop them all

He finds it mildly amusing, but helps you clean up the shattered plates nonetheless

When you two accidentally get a little too close and bump foreheads while picking up the pieces on the floor, your face goes totally red

It’s at that moment he realizes he is completely head over heels for you

From then on, he happily deals with your messy attempts at flirting and wooing

(He loves it)

You know wave your hand at him and wink to show off how well you’re kiting the hunter before immediately tripping over the ground and falling

He silently raises an eyebrow at you, looking both amused and completely exhausted

Things continue like this for a while before he finally gives in to his own worries and asks you out

(He’s worried that you’ll get seriously hurt if he lets this continue much longer, LMAO)

Joseph Desaulniers

He is INCREDIBLY amused by your attempts to impress him

You try to taunt him while kiting him and immediately end up failing a window vault, falling onto the ground in a messy heap

He looks down at you with the most smug smile you’ve ever seen

You try to impress him by hanging out in the library, where he usually is outside of matches, but end up knocking a bunch of books off the shelves

You also attempt to drink tea with him, only to end up spilling it on yourself

He’s silently dying of secondhand embarrassment, but at the same time he finds it SO funny that he can’t find it in himself to put an end to it

Eventually, he finally puts his amusement aside and confesses

He doesn’t want you getting hurt!!! (And he’s tired of pining after you)

Edgar Valden

He is enjoying every second of this

Your very obvious crush on him feeds his ego way more than it should

He takes a lot of amusement in watching you trip over yourself trying to impress him

It takes him a while to realize his own feelings for you— He’s a little too caught up in the amusement and pride

One day, you end up tripping into his arms and he catches you on instinct and— Oh, your faces are very close together now, huh?

He goes completely red and it’s then that he realizes he’s totally in love with you

It takes a WHILE of mutual pining before he finally confesses to you— You’re both tripping over yourselves trying to impress each other for a while. It’s like an unspoken competition

Aesop Carl

He is... not the greatest at reading people and their emotions

He has NO idea you’ve got a crush on him, and i’m even less of a clue that you’re trying to impress him

For a while, he just thinks you’re REALLY unlucky

He watches in mild horror as you accidentally knock piping hot tea onto yourself

Cringes when he watches you run straight into one of his coffins, bonking your head on it

Feels very guilty when you trip into him and he isnt fast enough to catch you— You both end up falling to the ground, and he assumes your red face is just from the shock of falling

All in all, he is totally oblivious

He won’t realize what you’re trying to do until you clumsily jump in front of him to take a hit from the hunter for him, only to get terror shocked

It immediately clicks then, because who in their right mind just casually takes a hit like that for someone else?

He tells you to PLEASE stop going out of your way to impress him, because 1. he loves you for you and 2. he’s so worried you’re going to get hurt oh my god

[wehangout]

A getting-to-know-me game! I was tagged by @captainjowl, @gallawitchxx, and @smokey-mickey - thanks, friends!

when did you start watching shameless?

Between S4 and S5, so ... I dunno, 2015/16? Like many, I definitely when and watched all the Ian and Mickey stuff first, haha

how did you start getting involved in the gallavich fandom?

I mean, I was already on tumblr, and at least two of my mutuals switched from SPN blogs to I/M, and I just followed lmao. It was a nice change from such a big, messy fandom where you never felt seen, to something smaller and kinder 💜

favourite shameless character? (other than ian & mickey of course)

Mandy and Iggy. And Sandy. Gallaghers, though, probably Carl.

what plotline from the show irked you the most?

I didn’t watch anything from S6 onwards that didn’t have Mickey in it, so I don’t know that I can answer this fairly, haha.

favourite line from the show?

"Knew you’d come” kills me because of all my own feelings about Mickey’s feelings, but let’s be real ... Ian and Mickey have some epic lines both towards each other and about each other. “Together”. “I like how he smells”. “You don’t wanna hang out with me, that’s fine ...” Oof, that one hits hard for some reason.

fanfic(s) you can’t stop thinking about:

I’m currently obsessed with @hornygaythug. So much fun!

The best concert(s) you’ve been to:

I’ve only been to three, and two of those were Hanson. The other was Korn lmao. All three were amazing in their own right and I can’t choose.

comfort movie franchise:

Back to the Future or The Mighty Ducks

piercings/tattoos?:

Usual ear lobes and a daith, plus 17 tattoos

most rewatched tv show

Veronica Mars and Gilmore Girls. Veronica and I aren’t friends anymore, though.

pet peeves

Heaps, but the first one that comes to mind is smoking in public places. You wanna smoke? Fine, I’m not gonna judge that, but don’t do it near my kids, man.

random fact about yourself:

I work at a toy library!

Pretty sure everyone’s done this, but I’ll tag @damiaanos @xgoldendays @buffymilkovich and @hubrisandwax ;)

[jmblyajones]

Eagles: Date Night 3x4

*Check out my (long 😇) analysis/review and peep my OTH comparisons lol

1. Mats is literally falling apart at the seams. He looks a wreck. Is this his rock bottom?

2. Can you imagine playing hockey? I wouldn’t even be able to catch myself on rollerblades. I would fall on my ass repeatedly….

OMG DATE IDEA: Amie and Elias go ice skating/rollerblading! He teaches her how to skate?!! Ooo or a karaoke date!

@ Carl and Stefan

3. Felicia is posted up having last night regrets…Chile, we’d all hope this was enough to stop whatever is coming. That makes me sound like a fortune teller but I just don’t think this is the episode she decides she will become clean and sober.

4. I feel really bad for Ludde. I don’t know if he will ever be close to what he was… You know what this reminded me of, Lucas Scott when he found out about his heart condition. If you’ve watched OTH you know he eventually moved on to writing novels. Ludde likes to write music….very left field me talking about this I know but it just had me thinking

Update: “Hockey isn’t everything” well well well. I guess I’m not far off. The OTH blueprint still lives!!

5. Elias is so damn cocky lmao just like Nathan. lol

6. I am just waiting for Mats’s huge “this team is special” speech. I have faith it will come.

7. Retro in Swedish is so extra and expressive, I love it!

8. I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CURTESY TACO BELL DIET COKE DRINK! AMIE, LUDDE, ELIAS? ABORT ABORT ABORT!

Oh this is fucking awkward. Ok well she’s smiling so, that’s a good sign. Things seemed to be squashed since the funeral? Am I reaching with that conclusion? Ludde looks like he’s about to choke too tf 😂……..

Ludde looking at Elias and Amie, oh my gosh 😂😂 yup, you picked up the vibes too huh? BIIIIITCH! Look at Ludde hooking a brotha UP!

Elias is acting so anxious about asking Amie out and Amie is just chillin’! Icing on the cake if he were to turn around and bump into the beetle. But I guess he’s too suave for that 🙄😂 Definitely ‘boy likes girl more’ trope on LOCK!…

Ugh YES! Amie and Ludde are back to being friends (somewhat of that Haley and Lucas friendship)!! I liked them working on music together. I’m excited to see what they come up with. OOOOR when Amie goes back to music full time, she hires Ludde to be her collaborator and songwriter (if there is a chance Ludde doesn’t get in to the London school)?!

9. WAIT? Why didn’t I catch this earlier??? Sam is Andres’s boyfriend? I really missed that last episode? 😂…

Aw shit… why is Andreas coughing up a lung now??

10. I need this mother/daughter relationship repaired! Y’all hate to see it but I’m siding with Petra. Idk how the laws work over there with minor’s signing contracts without legal guardian’s consent but putting my self in petra’s position, I would feel some kind of way if my child just left without a moments notice and the only times I heard about how she was was on the radio when she indirectly disses me. I am all for Amie following her dreams but not at the cost of loosing her mother.

MAN, THE WAY PETRA ALMOST JUMPED OUT HER OWN SKIN WHEN SHE HEARD AMIE SAY ELIAS 😭😭 I know those 1980’s flashbacks hit miss mama’s HARD

What prior relationship was Amie in? tf??

“We don’t need to talk to each other” Girl what the hell is going on? I’m at a cross between being irritated and being hella sad. I must have missed something because this don’t make no kinda sense…

11. Aw, look at Felicia being all romantic… I know that food is cold but at least your man showed up lmao

12. Why the hell is this girl talking about her funeral AGAIN?? This is the second time DAMMIT!! Y’all think I’m playing and kiki-ing but there is really something wrong with Felicia. Something is going to happen and I don’t think we are ready for it.

13. Amie… you really thought this was a group thing? AAAAHAHAHA! Elias said “probably just us” boy is trying to play this shit off so WEAK 😭😭 If y’all don’t stop playing… y’all know this is a date *raises eyebrows*.

Elias is so nervous, i LOVE IT! If anybody has ever been to the movie theaters, you know that the snacks always cost more, good bye 💀

Elias asked her to pick out candy he’d like? Are we serious?? Of course Amie knew what he’d like 🤪 soulmates usually do.

Holy shit, Elias is asking if Amie has a boyfriend. Guys my heart right now… CREEPER BO WAS AMIE’S BOYFRIEND?!?! (makes sense why she was playing with his fingers) THAT MAN HAD TO BE IN HIS 30’S WTF?!? The name Creeper Bo remains.

Amie did not just call Klara the biggest bitch in their city bro SHUT UP! She ain’t wrong but my gosh girl 😂😂 I am getting my LIFE RN! She really has that “everyone can get the smoke” energy (even for her mom :((.. petty me is stopping lol) I love Amie’s character so much. she is very well rounded. she definitely has room to grow and mature but you can see she is still a good person and never wants to maliciously hurt anyone. Even calling Klara a bitch, which we all know she is, Amie still says she sees good in her.

Elias is just straight flirting with my girl oh my gosh 😭 i’m so happy.

14. Ok, great! We are getting into Felicia’s whole mindset with this social media gig. Cuz a girl has been wanting to know! Ok, i’m teetering on the line of Felicia telling Ludde, she just wants them to not have plans and dreams and stay in their town forever as selfish but honest. Only because us as the audience knows ludde actually has dreams. this all depends on her reaction when she finds out which by the tell of this current convo, her ass is definitely finding out unintentionally. she might hear an admissions voicemail, read an email or peep a submission packet. ludde’s ass is definitely not saying a damn thing.

Ludde says he doesn’t want to be a sugar baby anymore. Felicia just completely shuts down during any argument when she is being contested.

15. I’m like, nervous watching Amie and Elias on this stroll right now 😭 You see his body language. He is literally turned to her while they are walking forward. Love to see it.

16. Clearly Felicia is depressed and she turns to drugs. Sometimes a simple “promise” doesn’t help someone actually get clean.

Hold up hold up hold up… I think Ludde and Felicia are both right and conveniently none of them were thinking about the other.

Now…. if you forgive someone, you don’t bring up their past and rub it in when it suits you. Either forgive him or don’t be with him again. Felicia just copped to doing drugs and she turns it around to talk about Ludde and Amie… the deflection is wild

17. Oh another thing Amie and Elias have in common, they both moved back home. Wowowow. Oh he is down BAAAAAAAAAAD!

18. Okay……… I had a feeling Amie’s dad might be brought up. Oh gosh 🤦🏾‍♀️ 1. We gotta verify because that voice sounded a bit off, sorry. 2. of course when we see him in person, Petra has to verify! What I think might happen is, dearest daddy is really back, with petra and amie fighting (or more, amie fighting petra) amie might stay with her dad which would be horrible. i can see it now, he would definitely play that “your mom wouldn’t let me see you” card and he would help drive the wedge further and further away. I can definitely see Petra putting things to the side with the Kroon’s and asking Elias to bring Amie back home to her. Elias could possibly see that Amie’s dad could be using her for her name and fame. Or I could just be all wrong here…

* also, amie and elias’s first kiss better be as enthusiastic and passionate as they did with other folks prior, js (what if their first kiss is really in the rain yall..)

Tell what y’all think?! What are y’all’s predictions?

[lattekatte]

🍎💊💧💖💛😴 talk away my buddy :)

ooo ok!

my opinion on DEH: i really liked the broadway show when I went to see it in boston but dear GOD did i sob. i know there r sadder songs from it than this but waving thru a window was rly how i was feelin at the time so that just hit different. ive heard good and bad things abt the movie but i havent seen it

my opinion on BMC: im sorry guys ive been lying to u all these years ive never actually seen it

can I cry on cue: not YET but SOMEDAY >:) u know what I can do though? stop crying on cue. like i can just turn that shit off lmao

favorite show i've been in: either trap or chorus line for sure omg like. i still post abt trap a lot and i mean chorus line had GLITTER CANNONS and the absolute BEST matching white costumes and umbrellas and lighting for the end show scene

favorite role I've had: carl from war of the worlds but that's biased cause it was kind of my first lead lol

what musical do I think is underrated: the guy who didn't like musicals is so fucking funny and ppl don't rly know about starkid (the company that made tgwdlm and black friday and all those) sometimes cause they only know broadway but im a big starkid enthusiast myself

[eventyrteatret]

ranking all shameless promotional posters cause they nasty

there are truly not many promotional posters as bad as the US shameless ones ... lets see ... 

season 1 is honestly one of the better ones. it captures the essens of shameless, it is simple and fun and everyone seems equally vulnerable lmao (this will be a problem later on). wish you could see peoples faces a little more but overall 9/10 (for shameless standards mind you). except who tf’s house is that ????

season 2 is truly trash. it is quite fun, i’ll give it that, and it reflects the season, but shit man... fiona is the only one posing while frank just looks unprofessional for a Promotional Poster for a Hit Television Show... i mean?? 5/10 for the vibe being, I guess, correct, but it’s just shit lmao. love ian and carl fighting though. 

the season 3 poster.. well this looks more professional, you can see everyone’s faces, and carl looks hilarious, so honestly a lot of + points. the concept is weird, cause fiona is the only one dressed up lmao, it makes no sense. 7/10 for looking like a proper television show for once. 

season 4 = best season, so only right for this poster to be the best one!! the fact that lip, frank and fiona are the only people you can actually see is truly a weird decision, but the colors, the spirit and the general look is great 9/10. vee and kev book look a little awkward but who can blame them. 

season 5!!! this is my shit, 10/10, everyone is visible, everyone looks great and liam is the cutest person i’ve ever seen. the behind the scenes of this one is also some weird shit. 

this is the worst thing in the world, why is vee clinging to franks leg?? have they eeeever interacted lmao tf. ian’s overalls are awful but i guess the aesthetic is kinda fun - for a boring ass season that is. at least they are trynna keep things fresh, 6/10. 

this is fucked, where are everyone. 5/10 cause lip and fiona are hot as fuck. 

why is it suddenly a running theme for them to only include these three lmao, honestly this s pretty bad in itself either way, 3/10 for lip not smoking :( 

concept is what... western chic? i’m guessing? they all look like models and that’s a minus point for shameless idek, 7/10 for being truly generic. 

i... i hate this. everyone looks great and everyone’s there, but why a circus? why those pants for mickey? how tf did cam actually lift noel like that lmaooo. 6/10, shanola is a goddess. 

and here we areeee, my beautiful season 11 poster. everyone has kinda a ... forced laugh, it’s gonna annoy me forever, but the colors are so pretty and the party theme makes me crazy in love. 9/10. 

what do y’all think? 

[number5theboy]

ALRIGHT

THIS SEASON

IT WAS A LOT

my liveblogged thoughts under the cut

Episode 1

·         Exhilarating! I love Ben

·         Ben already has more lines in these first five minutes than he had in the first season

·         This montage is good

·         ALLISON BABY

·         Luther yelled for Diego first I love this

·         Diego is immediately in vigilante mode…….hot

·         THE SHOT PARELLING VANYA’S FIRST WORDS

·         Vanya is a mess we love to see it

·         The shot of Five’s feet hitting the puddle? So aesthetically pleasing

·         The battle scene is such a smart way of reintroducing everyone’s powers and their Final Form™ succinctly

·         I love Hazel. So much.

·         The Umbrella Atomic Explosion™ is SO clever I love it

·         ALRIGHT UNCHARTERED TERRITORY LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO

·         Oh Hazel and Five make me soft

·         Agnes and Hazel had a good life

·         Hazel is so dead

·         Welp that took no time at all

·         “How many times did I say bulletproof briefcases?” ily mister five

·         I love the Swedes they’re stupid

·         Are we ever gonna know what Agnes made Hazel promise?

·         Five is honestly world’s best character

·         FUTURE HEADQUARTERS

·         “Well the truth is out there!” abkdkblhlkbkhl

·         I shouldn’t make quick judgments, but conspiracy nut guy is nice and I hope he doesn’t turn out evil, because I also through Harold was nice in the beginning

·         Diego got himself arrested already what an idiot

·         Asddjgflkflhfl Diego’s problems all put out

·         Okay, set-up for Diego’s character arc of self-actualisation we love to see it

·         Lila is awesome, but I hope they don’t make her crush on him excessively

·         Diego and Five is an underrated duo

·         THEY ARE SO BICKERY

·         Five is jut gonna murder him sometime along the way

·         I LOVE FIVE SO MUCH WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

·         Oof Vanya is so cute in that outfit

·         This scene perfectly encapsulates women having to listen to men

·         VANYA’S GOING TO MILFTOWN Y’ALL

·         I cannot tell white men apart, does Carl look like conspiracy nut guy or is it just me?

·         As usual, Ben and Klaus are bad at everything

·         “neither does your beard” icon Ben Hargreeves

·         I support Ben pummelling Klaus

·         I passionately hate the beard and love the coat

·         Why do all the white men look alike, I thought this poker dude was a Swede

·         I KNEW BEN WAS LYING

·         “Pick a better time to self-actualise!”

·         I still hate the beard, let’s see if it grows on me

·         Yusuf Gatewood………….hot

·         By far the hottest couple so far in TUA

·         Please tell me she’s not still hung up on Luther

·         Yes she is goddammit

·         The moon thing is cute though, I can appreciate that

·         Luther finally gets a well-soundtracked fight scene I love it

·         OI THAT WAS BRUTAL HOLY SHIT

·         Oh Luther is pulling a Five in feeling bad about his excessive violence

·         I already hate his boss

·         Raymond marry me pls

·         Allison marry me pls

·         OH MY GOD VANYA LAUGHED

·         Sissy and Vanya have excellent chemistry

·         Oh I see the deliberate parallel with Vanya, Umbrella Academy, you aren’t fooling me

·         SWEDISH ASSASSINS BABY

·         Do you think they’ll say a single word or?

·         Literally the only way this show knows how to signal danger is through flickering lights

·         Two bopping fight scene and Five hasn’t been in any of them

·         Lila and Diego have no braincells between them it’s beautiful

·         Alright, she knows how to fight……..supicious

·         If this show wasn’t so hellbent on making Luther and Allison a thing, he would be best ace rep

·         Lmao “I don’t give a shit” I love you Luther

 EPISODE TWO

·         ALRIGHT THE HANDLER IS BACK???????

·         Okay so Hazel and Cha-Cha are dead but that pestilence still runs around??? Bruuuuuuuuuh

·         Kate Walsh is still hot though

·         AJ??????

·         THE FISH SMOKES?!?

·         God the Commission is such a capitalist hellhole

·         Oh there we have 743

·         H E R B

·         Okay I am here to see her humiliated but please no redemption arc for her

·         I love the deliberate parallels between Five and the Handler

·         “Like a masseuse?” IDIOTS

·         Oh Five is so lost and vulnerable baby boy

·         Also the character developments in Luther!!!!!

·         “Dad should’ve left him on the moon.” Five is, simply said, an icon

·         Oof Sissy is SO cute

·         I’m already not ready for Five to find Vanya

·         Lila is so extra can we keep her

·         Great now I have sympathy for Carl

·         Luther’s new outfit looks so good on him

·         OH LUTHER IS THE FIRST ONE TO SEE HER

·         Well that was dramatic and didn’t lead anywhere

·         Alright two episodes in, Civil Rights plotline hasn’t been fucked up yet

·         WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SWEDE DRINKING SO CONSCPICOUSLY

·         ELLIOTT IS THE NAME OF MISTER CONSPIRACY

·         “cousins on my robot mother’s side”

·         “Imagine Batman, then aim lower.”

·         Lila is great I love her

·         Diego is gonna throw both Five and Lila through a wall at some point

·         Five is so ready to throw Diego under the bus

·         Klaus Hargreeves, world’s worst cult leader

·         ……….did Klaus built a cult on pop lyrics?

·         Klaus and Raymond bonding I love it

·         DIEGO AND FIVE BEST TEAM

·         REGINALD IS THE UMBRELLA MAN

·         OH LUTHER IS GONNA FIND HER HOLY SHIT

·         THE BARN FROM THE PROMO PICTURE

·         This scene is so good

·         “You shouldn’t be the one to apologise.” I’M GONNA CRY

·         Tom Hopper and Ellen Page are so good in this scene

·         WHY DID HE LEAVE

·         What the flying fuck is up with the Swedes

·         BRO WHAT THE FUCK

·         Is Five ever gonna bring up the fact that he was supposed to kill Kennedy or?

·         Raymond is wasted on someone who doesn’t give him her whole heart

·         What the FUCK, Klaus

·         Why does she remember her name tho

·         The violin starting up when she talks about the callouses on Vanya’s hands

·         Brotherly bonding is my new favourite scene

·         Do the filmmakers know that your scene can be suspenseful and well-lit

·         Okay maybe baby Pogo is cute

·         There is gonna be no Five murdering spree, the blood is solely from Pogo

·         Next well-soundtracked fight scene

·         The choreography of this!!!!!

·         Man Reginald is a shitty dad before he even becomes a dad

·         Diego cannot catch a break poor baby

 EPISODE 3

·         SHITTY WIG ON KLAUS ALERT

·         THE LEVITATION IS BEN I HATE THIS

·         So far, all title card umbrellas have not disappointed

·         You are running in a straight line you really should hit her

·         Yep, Watchmen flashbacks

·         Luther remains cute and awkward

·         THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER BABY

·         S E Q U I N S

·         SNEAKY LADY ALLISON IS BACK

·         FINALLY

·         A HUG  

·         Allison and Klaus are so cute

·         What in the goddamn Looney Tunes is this outfit lady

·         WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY

·         ALLISON HARGREEVES YOU QUEEN

·         This spooky ghost show is great

·         Everyone going off on Five is great

·         @ this show stop ripping Vanya and Five apart and let them be soft

·         Diego is so naked this entire season

·         Diego and Lila are a good dynamic

·         Elliott is a babe I love him

·         The Handler continues to be creepy about Five

·         So much driving

·         Luther is baby and Raymond deserves better than to deal with all the baggage from all the Hargreeves brothers

·         HE SHAVED THE BEARD

·         Ouch this is awkward

·         I don’t get why they didn’t cast normal Dave to play young Dave they’re not that far apart in age

·         Oh he’s gonna have to let Dave go

·         Oh this scene must be so triggering

·         Oh shit’s bad and it’s only episode 3

·         PUPPY???

·         WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT LILA

·         WHAT DO YOU MEAN THANKS MOM

 EPISODE 4

·         Oh my god the Handler is pure fucking evil

·         She learnt the fighting from her mom alright

·         THE RED BOOTS WERE THERE ALL ALONG

·         Man I hoped that the antisemitism was gone

·         Vanya being protective of Luther :’)

·         Luther only has shitty father figures

·         I can’t believe they were better organised last season

·         Why do you hate the Vanya/Five dynamic so much, show?

·         Five got an extra dose of asshole today this season huh

·         Reggie is probably the twelfth

·         Oh boy Klaus is a trainwreck

·         That marriage is also a trainwreck

·         I understand Ray though

·         Why is there Styx on this soundtrack

·         Oh Klaus baby

·         GALA NIGHT BITCHES

·         Five is a smart young old man

·         Oh baby is eating his heart out

·         Oh the hug makes me soft though

·         Honestly, Tom Hopper and Emmy Raver Lampman have such cute chemistry

·         AWKWARD DARLING MAN

·         “Doomsday” *nervous chuckle*

·         Ballroom lessons as kids

·         This is an excellent dance scene

·         OH MY GOD MOM WAS MADE AFTER A REAL WOMAN

·         THIS SHOW MAN THIS SHOW

·         Reggie is gross

·         Diego’s mommy AND daddy issues are put on blast this season

·         Sissy is such a babe

·         Man we got budget BUDGET for this season

·         Alright, the white violin can revive people now cool cool cool

·         How different her powers are when powered by love

·         I love Elliott I hope he survives the eason

·         I am down for Luther and Elliott getting high together

·         LET’S GO LESBIIIAAAAAAAAAANS

·         God Allison and Klaus make me so soft

·         I am very supportive of Elliott and Luther becoming bros

·         You already shanked one son, go poker stick another one

·         YES EXCELLENT FIGHT MUSIC

·         They both?????? Just left him to fend for himself??????????

·         Ancient Greek??? Bitch what

·         This show is rated for violence and we have barely seen any!!!!!! What!!!!!!!

 Episode 5

·         Okay baby Pogo and Grace is adorable

·         Why is Pogo in space now

·         THEY KILLED POGO

·         AGAIN

·         Hargeeves got a hug before Five did what the effing fuck

·         He might be a dick but his instincts are good

·         Haha old cowboy

·         Ben is so done

·         Vanya……..Sissy……..my heart

·         Wow Reginald continues to be a massive arse

·         Luther/Diego/Five are DUMB and I love them

·         “No, bro, he shanked your heart.”

·         God the Handler!!!!!!

·         THE MUSIC AT THE REUNION

·         We didn’t even see Five reunite with Allison and Klaus!!!!!

·         GOD WHAT A SISTERLY UPGRADE

·         KLAUS VANYA AND ALLISON HUGGING

·         Allison and Diego rights babey!!!

·         Are the Swedes ever gonna say something or

·         LILA AND FIVE TEAM-UP LET’S GO

·         I’VE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY BABY

·         The red-blue dynamic in Luther and Diego I live for that

·         Luther and Diego are gooooooood together

·         What is up with that

·         Klaus, Vanya and Allison are dumbasses and I love them so much

·         Alright where are the Swedes doing and why is that tree so creepy

·         Oh the youngest Swede just went tits-up

·         Please tell me Five is finally getting a fight scene

·         Excellent fight scene

·         Great, now I feel sad for the Swedes

·         They deffo have a cooler aesthetic than Hazel and Cha-Cha

·         This cover is beautiful

 EPISODE 6

·         This wig looks better than Klaus’

·         Also Ben has barely been in this season where is he at

·         Oof Ray is so cute

·         The Handler and Five have such good chemistry holy shit

·         Diego, Luther and Vanya are a god-tier dynamic

·         We love the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

·         BENNY BOY HAS A CRUSH

·         Wait how is this only episode six I feel like this is already the pensum of the first season

·         Clothing montage baby!!!!!

·         God they look so good together

·         Oh Allison can be RUTHLESS

·         THE BINGO CARDS

·         Oh no no no no I didn’t think Klaus and Dave could be even more tragic

·         THEY TALK

·         God she is so fucking creepy stop lusting after a child

·         World’s most satisfying elevator shot

·         This scene is chaos I love it

·         God everyone just harps on Diego’s daddy issues jesus

·         Oh baby no

·         Oh babies no

·         NO NOT THE DISSOLUTION OF TEAM ZERO

·         Why are there so many antisemitic dogwhistles in this

·         This scene between Five and Reginald is good

·         NOT ELLIOTT

·         Oh no no no no Carl

·         Alright at least this promises a good fight scene

 EPISODE 7

·         This polka music bops

·         Wait how did he get to 1982

·         HE SAID FUCK

·         Man Carmichael was out so quick

·         No fish-eating?

·         Awwwww Klaus and Ben have a heart to heart

·         Oh God, Diego and Luther have no brain activity between the two of them

·         That is a Look

·         Oh this montage of Ben rediscovering touch

·         The writing of this show was oddly prophetic

·         Oh wait Vanya’s gonna be incarcerated too right????

·         Oh this is heart-breaking

·         Really?????? Ben’s the dorky one???

·         Oh my god Ben is getting a hug and Diego is so soft

·         Man why are Five and Vanya so antagonistic

·         FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

·         Dude a fight between them would have been so epic

·         Diego

·         You idiot

·         Oh Allison really loves him and he loves her

·         Oh I am so sad

·         Yeah this episode is infinitely worse than the day that wasn’t

·         FUCK YEAH BACKSTREET BOYS

·         What the fuck

·         Yo that is sadistic as fuck Allison what the flying fuck

·         This scene might ruin the song for me

·         There definitely was an easier way out

·         They fucked it up

·         I am not surprised

 EPISODE 8

·         Oh she speaks Russian

·         Five just snapped and honestly deserves it

·         Yeah I feel for the Swede

·         What is it with commission assassins and axes this season

·         “Your vagina needs fresh glasses.”

·         Nepotism

·         Oh Grace is turning on him baby!!

·         Ha remember when we were all like ‘oh no they’re making Reggie sympathetic’

·         Yeah so much for that

·         Five and Luther are……..soft

·         What the fuck is up with that

·         AYYYY BUTTHOLE SURFERS ON THE SOUNDTRACK

·         Oooooohhhhhhh trippy kid scene

·         Also Reggie is bad at German

·         I love Luther and Five so much

·         We finally get to see older Five’s tie pattern

·         Alright Lila makes me uncomfortable

·         FIVE IS GONNA GO FERAL Y’ALL LET’S GO

·         Man after the last rampage you’d think they’d upped security in this place

·         Herb for president!!

·         Some catch Diego’s ego is going berserk

·         Oh not again

·         Dot is a rebel now

·         Everyone is ragging on Five, even Five

·         This is so trippy

·         Oh yeah the brains. Forgot about those.

·         I……….sad

·         Oh my god oh my god oh my god

·         Of course it’s all the government’s fault

·         Love how they just walked into an FBI building

·         Bro what the fuck is going on

EPISODE 9

·         Allison is always there for Vanya and I love her

·         Hello Klaus and Diego are so cute

·         Oh my heart you go Klaus

·         So much for that

·         BUT BEN

·         YOU ARE CLIFF-HANGERING BE INSIDE AN EPISODE

·         Crazy Five is an idiot I love him

·         “I’m the daddy here” is not the gazelle, but it’ll do in a pinch

·         The 743!!!!!!

·         Oh God, Harlan is in danger

·         She loves him?!? You barely know the man!!!!!!

·         WHAT’S ON THE PAPER

·         Oh it’s her file

·         HELLO LET US SEE THE FIVES TYING TO OFF EACH OTHER

·         This continues to be trippy

·         These visuals are so stunning

·         This is my favourite scene so far, this is so good, this is an excellent talk

·         NO

·         NOT BEN

·         NOT BEN

·         “I’m askin’, Carl.” You go Sissy, love you, you’re doing excellent

·         Alright, we have a mini-Vanya here

·         Oh I hate the Handler so fucking much she is the worst

·         What a plot-twist

·         Oh god so much is going on in this season

·         Oh we get fish-eating, but it’s not Five? That’s lame

·         Why are they all so hell-bent on making stupid decisions

·         Klaus you idiot

·         Oh that SON OF A BITCH HARGREEVES

·         What the fuck what is on the dark side of the moon

·         What the flying fuck what the fuck what tebdjbdgkbjdsgkbjgsdjgnj

·         WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO WAR

 EPISODE 10

·         Oh the kids are back for Ben’s funeral

·         I hate this

·         Reginald is just. The worst.

·         My emotions are all over the place

·         Oh……..babies

·         OH MY GOD DIEGO

·         AND FIVE

·         It wouldn’t hurt to go to an abandoned farm

·         God this is a family of shitty choices

·         I don’t want Ben to be gone

·         FAMILY TIME

·         Oh shit I totally forgot about the last Swede

·         BRO THE STAKES

·         YEAH THIS LOOKS BAD

·         ALRIGHT Harland is gonna be alright

·         All these assassins have shit aim

·         HE’S MATRIXING

·         LILA’S ONE OF THE 43

·         SHE CAN ABSORB AND REDIRECT THEIR ENERGIES

·         ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM

·         Awwwwww they love each other

·         Oh great THEY’RE DEAD AGAIN

·         Oh now LILA will have to fix the timeline

·         Wait now they’re all dead

·         The swede to the rescue?

·         Please tell me she’s dead for good this time

·         We love a de facto protagonist saving everyone’s asses once more

·         GO VANYA SAVE THE BABY

·         Dot and Herb are precious dumbasses

·         This is heart-breaking, but I understand Sissy so much

·         WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLIFFHANGER

[hopeshoodie]

Please do the 💨🍃

Bobby: So we know Bobby was in a punk band, which in my mind means he was using ouid on a pretty regular basis. He’s definitely well past blunts- if he wants to get high he uses shatter or resin. He probably has his own rig but it’s nothing fancy and he doesn’t use it much anymore. It takes a fair bit to get him high, but when he is? Munchies for days, and a lot of quiet singing along to songs where he’s just jumping in for one or two words before petering out. He thinks he’s giving a concert, though.

Carl: Carl has never smoked in his life. Knowing the rat race in colleges and silicon valley, he prefers uppers to alcohol or marijuana. Carl was definitely lowkey addicted to cocaine for a spell before he went to AA and stopped using- especially when he was first building a career, doing drugs every day was treated as commonplace. He didn’t realize it was a problem until he lost what little weight he had and was going through withdrawals, then he needed to get clean. I think to this day Carl’s wary of mind altering substances, and he’s not interested in anything that makes him tired or low energy. He also is highkey disgusted by the smell. 

Gary: Gary doesn’t smoke, but that’s because he doesn’t have access. No one in his day to day life is offering it to him. He definitely tried it at a highschool party when people were offering it, and got super faded off a few hits. High Gary does a lot of wandering and looking at decor in the house, and asking people questions they can’t follow. He’s a big fan of “Why’s it- w hY’s it like tHat” while gesturing to the TV or a random object. No one ever answers because… What do you say to that lmao. 

Henrik: Henrik smokes pretty regularly, but he exclusively uses cigarillos or vapes. He doesn’t take in enough to get truly high, just enough to start feeling wiggly and vibe out. He knows better than to get high and go hiking- seriously yall don’t do that, that’s how people get attacked by animals, fall off of things, and get lost. But if he ever takes it too far and does get high, he enjoys sitting out on the back porch and just watching the insects. Henrik when he’s super stoned is pretty chill and laughs along to whatever, despite him not really processing what you said. 

Ibrahim: Rahim coughs a lot the few times he’s been offered a hit, and generally looks down on stoner culture. He much prefers cigars and cigarettes (to be fair I think he’s still only a social smoker with those). If Rahim is getting high, which happens like never, he wants to do it with an edible so there’s no smell or awkward passing around a rig. Obviously with edibles, you’re fine and then you’re absolutely wrecked. I can see Rahim getting super creative when high, wanting to draw and write a bunch of things down. In the morning, it all looks like nonsense. 

Lucas: Lucas doesn’t get high often, but like Rahim he prefers more ‘socially acceptable’ ways than smoking. He definitely does more drugs than Rahim though, rich people are crazy and think they’re invincible. Lucas gets really insightful when he’s high and talks super coherently about class systems, politics, and philosophy. He’s joked that when he’s baked he unlocks all of his brain and understands the universe. If you get Lucas high get ready for TED Talk after TED Talk. I think this is super funny because I can see Lucas getting really red eyed and flushed when high, so he’s espousing all of this really deep stuff while his normally styled hair is all messed up and he looks real out of it.

Marisol: I can see ouid giving her anxiety and paranoia. Marisol waited until her senior year of uni, a few months before graduation, to try it for the first time. To this day she’s not sure if the drugs were laced with something else or she took too much, but she had a super bad trip. She got really convinced that everyone was getting her high to steal things and started crying. Marisol now refuses to engage with THC on any level and loudly proclaims that it gives her anxiety when offered, because despite not enjoying it and getting a feeling of superiority from turning it down she still wants to feel cool/people to know she’s tried it. 

Noah: I know I said Noah gets really quiet when drunk, but I think he gets SUPER quiet when high. He roots himself to his spot in the chair and intermittently stares at the ground and his surroundings- he basically becomes a houseplant. I think internally he’s becoming really aware of like… The texture of the fabric of his clothes and the music playing. To other people it looks like he’s shutting down but in reality he’s feeling super connected to everything. He usually remembers observations even after sobering up. He’s got a journal that he sketches ideas and thoughts into either while high or after coming down, and some of them are super dope.

Rocco: It’s basically canon that Rocco’s tolerance is crazy high, and it seems like he’s literally always smoking at any/every time. If Rocco gets properly stoned he just zones out and gets that ‘dropped jaw, eyes lidded’ look and just- no thoughts. Head empty. But usually he doesn’t have enough supply to get that high so he’s just generally always a little baked and eats a lot of crap food and lays on his roof a lot.

[crossovereddie]

Thoughts on S10xE9

So I JUST watched the episode. I’ve been fighting a cold and fell asleep at 10pm last night and didn’t wake up until 10AM. I also don’t really wanna type this all out so it’s gonna be short.

Ian cuddling the pillow because he’s used to Mickey being his little spoon :(((((

Mickey kissing someone else made me super uncomfortable

Mickey you’re a proud bottom and you know it QUIT PLAYING

Me as all the Gallaghers giving Ian shit about not marrying Mickey

Fuck this old white lady

Mickey is soooo petty omg

Ian is actually being smart about this and wants to talk it out but I don’t wanna side with him so let’s pretend I didn’t say this

Oh my gosh I couldn’t stop laughing when Mickey said he was in love with Byron

“When you know you know” THE SHADE

This Carl scene had me laughing! Come on just play along for my baby lol

The point is you love each other ian!!! You said so yourself!!!!

Me agreeing with something Debbie says? Am I watching the right shameless?

Mickey is so demanding lmao

He deserves to be rich and spoiled tbh

I wanna take care of him :(

Or I’m gonna get real bitchy” I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Needy little bottom

I can’t believe we just watched ian Gallagher pick out a ring for Mickey Milkovich

“Mickey has freakishly small hands” IM SO FOND

MY TINIEST SON

That ring dealer is just like guys from local bands who stand outside concerts begging people to buy their album and when you say sorry I don’t have cash nowadays they bust out the fucking square

“You’re just gonna let me go?!” Me when my husband makes me mad and I say “i can’t be in the same room as you anymore” and storm off

“I want him back” :((((((

Lip wants Ian to marry Mickey I TOLD YALL LIP LOVES MICKEY

We knew Byron wasn’t gonna be able to handle Mickey

There’s only one man who can tbh

He called him Mickey honey and didn’t get punched....

Mickey loves pet names fucking fight me

He wants it to be an engagement right so bad my fucking heart

His face falls UGH

Noel Fisher is one of the greats

Mickey just wants to be married to the love of his life 🥺

HE LOVES YOU MICKEY HE DOES

Barry lmfao

Literally all of us when we refused to call tr*vor by his name lol

Okay we gonna get deep for a sec

Ian’s whole how do you know you love me/bipolar speech hit me so hard my husband had to hold me while I cried

The way Ian’s voice breaks while saying “spend the rest of your life with” DAMN CAM OKAY JUST KICK ME WHILE IM ALREADY DOWN

But Ian really doesn’t think he’s worthy of love but Mickey loves him unconditionally IM TOO EMOTIONAL FOR THIS

The acting. The chemistry. The emotions. So. Good. I need the new episode already! I don’t wanna wait any more!!