#onexbadday

[kryptonianclone]

...🐦 (joker), 🐦(lex), 🐦(brainy 5)

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[the-bctman]

*on the bottom of the squeaky toy, written in purple crayon* DIDJA MISS ME? 8D 💜🖤

Batman looked at the toy's bottom and scowled. "Not particularly," he growled to himself.

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     @onexbadday​     ♦     meme “I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious.”

“Come ON, Jay, can’t I at least have one party tit?”

[catzclaw]

"......heeeeeere kitty kitty kitty~"

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Thomas wondered what he'd done to grab the attention of the clown prince of crime, Thomas consiered himself below the D list it wasn't often he rubbed shoulders with the big guys. He was pepared for the string of jokes at his expense that's what they all did and Tommy would just stand there and take it like a champ. Even if he didn't want to hear them he knew that it was better just to get this over with as quckly as possiable so he could slink back home. "You need something?"

[crimefightrmoved]

"The Batsuit needs a bat-symbol boob window. Equality is calling~! But only YOUR Batsuit, the Bat-ladies are exempt unless they choose otherwise."

     “ It’s called my summer suit. “

@onexbadday .

[bcbycop]

        “My ‘someone’s telling me I shouldn’t do something’ senses are tingling. You know what that means!”

[dementedspeedster]

Confused Thaddy is always fun lol

//So true. Confused and embarrassed Thad are my favorites. Angry Thad too. Thad's a menace to himself and others and it is great.

[crimelcrd]

@onexbadday​ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ: “when was the last time we had a real conversation?”

ʙᴀɴɢ! ╾━╤デ╦︻  sᴏ ɪ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ sᴀᴡ ᴛʜᴇ                                ʀᴇғʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʙᴏᴛʜ                                ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ 

                           ❝ When I bashed your brains in with a crowbar.                               But it was kind of one sided, Chuckles. ❞

[rplcmnt]

"Why so nervous, little bird? We are just having a conversation, after all~! Absolutely civil, I pinkie swear~"

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“Can I get that in writing?” Managing a smile, if still a nervous and uncomfortable looking one. He felt a lot like a goat served up on a leash for a T-Rex. The Jurassic Park flashbacks were going at a mile a minute inside Tim’s head. then again the Joker didn’t have that big of a mouth, even if it was still big, and last time he checked there hadn’t been any cannibalism in the file they had on the madman. “Isn’t nerves supposed to be part of a first time on your own?” 

[officerianhowell]

onexbadday replied to your post: "Boo."

“THERE’S THE CLOWN!”

         At least it was one of the clowns he’s friendly with.

[gothamcrusaderarch]

@onexbadday

Bruce doesn’t even know why he’s here.  What he should do is just leave the Joker alone in his solitary cell in Arkham, to rot.  It’s what the clown deserves, more than any kind of punishment in the world.  But for reasons Bruce can’t understand (his own reasons) he’s here in Arkham Asylum, escorted by security guards to cell number 0801.  Evil, localized in Gotham.  In spite of this knowledge, however, Bruce knows this is the right choice.  Batman’s mission has never just been about stopping crime, but also healing criminals.  Even if he’s not sure they can be healed, he has to try.

He stands in front of the cell, guards staying around him for his safety.  Even if this won’t work, Bruce feels like he needs to try.  “Hello, Joker.  My name is Bruce Wayne.  I want to talk to you.”

[kryptonianclone]

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[the-bctman]

...*puts a squeaky toy in his chair and leaves*

Bruce glanced down at the toy and narrowed his eyes. He tilted his head and grabbed the object. "What was the point of this?"

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     @onexbadday​     ♦     re​ *just barks right back at her*

BARK. BARK BARK.

[thejokersjester]

onexbadday replied to your post: ����

FIRST OF ALL, why must you hurt me

Because you send me all those sexy gifs of HiddleJack and I have to have my revenge 

[kxngofgotham]

This J and Oswald drama more like: