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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”

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ngl fam I didn't even think people were evem interested in writing with Thomas?

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#promo#YOOOO???#every blog someone tells me to promo is inactive. naturally

I'm around!! this is my sideblog! I actively write Tommy on Discord! I'm more active on @kryptonianclone and @cosmoteer but if people want Thomas just yell at me in my dms or askbox

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“We’re the Secret Six. We’re always outmatched. And we never win.”

Independent Catman/Thomas Blake Rp blog || Multiship and Multiverse || Semi Selective || Canon divergent and Headcanon based About Rules Memes

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THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE : STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2000 Disney movie, The Emperor’s New Groove. change & alter as needed.

“Okay, this is the real me.”

“You threw off my groove!”

“Let me guess — you’ve got a great personality.”

“The emperor had me thrown out the window.”

“You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!”

“Hey, everybody hits their stride! You just hit yours fifty years ago.”

“Word on the street is, you can fix my problem. You can fix my problem, can’t you?”

“Oh, right, the poison! The poison for [name]! The poison chosen specially to kill [name]! [Name]’s poison! That poison?”

“Let’s face it, you’re no spring chicken. And I mean that in the best possible way.”

“You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.”

“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”

“Listen here, big guy, I’ve got three good reasons why you should just walk away.”

“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”

“Why would I kidnap a llama?!”

“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me!”

“Okay, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry, [name], I’ve got you! You’re safe now!”

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole ‘rescuing’ thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”

“Someday, you’re gonna wind up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”

“Well, he ain’t gettin’ any deader. Back to work.”

“You can’t get much deader than he is right now! Unless, of course, we killed him again!”

“Well, he’s not as dead as we would have hoped.”

“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else?”

“Well, I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but… I kinda like this better.”

“I thought you were a changed man!”

“I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but you’ve proved me wrong!”

“Well, that makes you ugly, and stupid.”

“You’re just gonna have to trust me.”

“Don’t read too much into it. It was a one-time thing.”

“What are the chances of you carrying me?”

“No, no, it’s not you. She’s not the easiest person to get close to. There’s a wall there, trust me.”

“When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?”

“We’ve been walking around in circles for who knows how long! That is the last time we’re taking directions from a squirrel!”

“It’s a simple question! Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu?”

“They saw the whole thing. They know what happened.”

“Oh, yeah… it’s all coming together.”

“As much as he tries to deny it, I know there’s some good in him.”

“From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.”

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home?”

“For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!”

“Stop being so hard on yourself! All is forgiven.”

“It’s not the first time I’ve been tossed out a window, and it won’t be the last!”

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Why isn’t Oliver Queen higher up in that poll? He’s one of the worst people I’ve ever fucking met.

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Has any one ever genuinely liked you?

Curious anons || Accepting

Thomas is quite, awkward. He’s not really sure what to say but he wracks his brain anyway to try and come up with some kind of an answer. He settles on what’s easiest to say.

“No.” He replied awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck. “As Bane once said, I have no allies on either side. I don’t think I’ve ever been liked for just being Thomas. I’m liked as long as I’m useful. That’s just how it’s always been though. No hard feelings really.” That was a white lie. There was endless bags upon bags of feelings.

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"what’s this whole look of yours about?" (welcome back tommivrr!)

As said by Dorian Pavus || Accepting

Thomas looked down at his outfit then back to Bane then back to his outfit again. This is what he usually wore. What was Bane getting at? He wondered what was the best way to describe it in words that Bane would understand. "I'm a fruity little queer." he replied with the most deadpanned voice and expression.

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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”

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AS SAID BY DORIAN PAVUS

ASSORTED DIALOGUE FROM DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION

what a perfect way to ruin our day.

so wonderful to see old friends.

perhaps we should search around a bit?

take that, you filth!

i could do this all day!

i’m too pretty to die!

and everything was perfectly serene until they disturbed the ancient altar.

just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders.

is it me, or did the temperature plunge as we stepped inside?

kind of makes you want to retch, yes?

we’re going to get lost and starve to death, aren’t we.

where do you suppose those riddles lead?

i’m not made for the wilderness. i’m more taverns and big cities.

this place gives me a headache.

well… try not to touch it or anythng.

at least the walk back will be easier than the walk up.

that’s… depressing. i’m not sure why.

well, this is cheery.

what do they call this? a bog? lovely word.

i read somewhere you can sink into sand. just… whoop! down you go.

doesn’t seem to have harmed you.

does that noise ever stop?

thank you. that makes so much more sense now.

and here’s where the magic happens.

can we get away from the water? i’m feeling seasick already.

you can’t be serious.

they’re not harmful… i don’t think.

something doesn’t feel right.

if i had something to say, i’d say it.

i’d expect no less from a brutish thug.

when did i do that?

my reasons for being here are the same as yours, thank you.

you must be joking.

people who say that to me are usually wrong.

i didn’t like that life.

ah. that clearly worked out well.

it was fun to goad you. you get this little knot between your eyebrows.

i knew you’d come around.

i always smile. people like my smile.

i’m imagining what you would look like… in a dress.

how do you want to be remembered?

i’m curious about you.

i’m going to regret this, aren’t i?

sometimes… sometimes love isn’t enough.

never mind. forget i said anything.

watch where you’re pointing that thing!

i have no idea what you’re talking about.

discretion isn’t your thing, is it?

now we can live together in peace and harmony.

drinks and insults later?

i realize there’s more to you than that.

what’s this whole look of yours about?

for what it’s worth, i’m sorry.

you’re a special and unique snowflake. live the dream.

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↖ is now accepting curious anons.

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//really feeling Thomas today so I’m gonna post a couple of memes 😎

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When someone follows me on here I feel so sorry for them because I mostly shitpost about Thomas I'm so sorry you were all made aware of him

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that minor character doesn't need 5000000000 fans they only need one fan with lots of problems who can love them enough singlehandedly that it's the equivalent to the combined love of 50000000001 fans. that one fan? is me

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Yeah that’s literally just how they act.

Anthony Hopkins & Timothy Dalton THE LION IN WINTER (1968) dir. Anthony Harvey

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“You want a turn? You can have a turn and hit me with the car.” (( @the-shootist

Should Thomas hit Floyd with the car? || Accepting

"You know what, maybe. We'll pick a day to do it when either Bane isn't home or when we have nothing lined up and you can recover from your broken ribs or what ever."

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“Look I didn’t purposely hit you with the car.” (( @the-shootist

Floyd totally hit Tommy on purpose || accepting

"Floyd you don't just accidentally hit people with cars. That was calculated and on purpose and you are going to have to make it up to me big time if you want me to forgive you."

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Batman villains r so funny like any other supervillain has weaknesses like specific metals or fire or stuff. And Batman villains weaknesses are just like. He really needs a therapist. Like really bad.