#one too many

[p0orbaby]

Bullseye

summary: after four weeks of being away, there’s nothing better than coming home to a horny girlfriend.

a/n: part two of this ! It was the anticipation for me…

warnings: smut 18+, fingering, clit sucking, nipple worship? Two desperate people who’ve missed each other so much they can barely make it two feet in the house before jumping in each other, language obvs, too many mentions of Tony

word count: 1.4k

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“Jesus Christ, I’ve missed you” Wanda breathed as you pressed her firmly against the solid surface hallway wall. Her breath catching in her throat when your mouth attached itself to her neck. Your hand slipping under her hoodie so your fingertips could graze hungrily over the warm skin of her stomach.

“Tony’s an asshole” you mumble hotly against her lips. “Next time-“

“There won’t ever be a next time” Wanda cuts you off suddenly, then using trembling hands to grasp and tug at the bottom of your t-shirt. “I’ll personally request Maria to go instead”

Your chuckle was muffled as she pulled back away from you and peeled your clothing over your head impatiently. Her mouth finding yours again once she’d thrown the fabric somewhere into the belly of the house behind you.

“I’m not too sure how Tony would feel about that”

“Can you stop talking about Tony when you’re about to fuck me”

The tight coil in your lower abdomen was just about ready to snap at her words. It had been that way for the past four weeks. Dirty texts and calls will do that to a person. But there’s only so much your imagination and fingers can do. Especially when Tony ended up crashing in your hotel room most nights, making even the easiest job of getting yourself off a military operation.

“I thought about you every day” you say as you start removing her clothes now. Hoodie first, then t-shirt. Grinning to yourself as you find yourself looking down at her bare chest. “Thought about how much I want to taste you. How I should’ve before I left”

You dipped your head down and sucked one of her nipples into your mouth. You felt it pebble instantly as you swirled your tongue around it.

“Fuck” Wanda chocked out, her hands flying up to card her fingers through your hair. “Now you’re just adding to the list of reasons I hate Tony”

“What happened to not talking about him?” You teased whilst you moved onto her other nipple, giving it the same treatment as the one before. Sucking and licking, causing your girlfriend to writhe beneath you.

“Get these off” you instructed once her nipples were nice and hard. Your swollen mouth leaving a trail of saliva, connecting you to her salaciously.

Wanda huffed in slight annoyance at you stopping your administrations on her chest. But gratefully helped your determined hands pull at the waistband of her sweats and panties in a very ungraceful attempt to get her naked.

Her head fell back suddenly, thudding against the wood of the door in anticipation of what was to come. Your fingers danced across the skin of her now bare legs. Creating patterns with goosebumps and risen hairs as you toyed with her unfairly.

She watched you fascinated from under hooded eyes as you kissed up her leg. From ankle to calf to knee. Your hair tickling the inside of her leg when you finally made it to the crease in her leg. Kissing it softly, making her shiver.

“Are you ready? Please say you’re ready”. It was pathetic really, how much you needed her. Craved her. Though you didn’t care. If being on your knees, begging for approval to ravish your girlfriend's neglected cunt was pathetic, then so be it.

Your heart pounded as you waited for a response. The smell of her making your mouth water. Your palms started to sweat as they rested agitatedly long on the backs of her legs.

It was all worth the wait when her answer didn’t come in the form of words, but with her raising her right leg so her knee rested over your shoulder. Opening herself up to you and showing you what you’d been missing out on for the last four damn weeks.

Fuck you Tony.

You were on her like a dog with a bone then. Instantly licking a stripe along the length of her, making sure you caught every last drop of escaped arousal. Nectar so sweet, it would be a crime to waste.

A guttural moan sounded above you. It made you tingle. Cause your body to vibrate with desire. Her noises were making you more determined to get your fill of her. You sucked on her clit like it was the last thing you’d ever do.

“Oh my god” Wanda whimpered. Hands removing themselves from where they found themselves resting on your shoulders and slammed against the wall behind her. Grounding herself no less as you relentlessly worked at her core.

“Such a pretty pussy” you say before fully diving in and breaching her with your tongue. The taste of her addicting. Hooking you in. You can’t help but take handfuls of her ass and squeeze the flesh hard enough to leave nail marks in the shape of crescent moons, bringing her ever closer to you.

Wanda revels in it. Revels in the attention you’re giving her in the most sensitive places. Attention she’s needed for twenty-eight days, and then some.

Her skin prickles deliciously as you easily press two fingers into her. The pressure building there dampened slightly as you waited for her to adjust to the feeling of you finally being inside her. You’re being agonisingly slow. You want her to savour it. You want to take your time with her.

But the “Fuuuck” she draws out is making it very hard for you to be patient. And the way she tells you to “move, please baby” and to “stop teasing” her is making it even harder to keep the burning sensation of arousal at bay.

Your body was feeling akin to a stoked fire, or a volcano on the edge of an eruption. Something you needed to keep dormant, for now. Wanda’s pleasure was paramount, whereas sorting yourself out would be a super special added bonus.

“I’m cumming” she announced when you curled your fingers. Her voice rough and gravelly from mumbles and moans. Her body stiffening further as your fingers found the spongy spot you learnt made her keen. And bringing your mouth back to her clit, sucking it with determination seemed to seal the deal.

Solid then shaking. The natural progression of Wanda Maximoff having an orgasm. It was a sight, truly. To watch her from under your lashes at the way her mouth opened and the chords in her neck revealed themselves at the strain she was using to keep herself upright. Your strong arms aided her with that one. Pushing your hands into her to stop her from falling down due to her weak knees.

You wanted to carry on, deeming that because she was now still, and her heartbeat had gone from a rapid thrum to a rhythmic bump, she could handle more. But her hand came out to press against your forehead, pushing your head away from her when she noticed you honing in on her again.

“Just-, just give me a sec” she says. Exhaling heavily while she tried to recover. You chuckled into the skin on her thigh. Using the downtime to just sit and feel her fingers play with the hairs behind your ear. “I need a minute”

“By all means, take your time” you reply, smugly. Kissing your way up her body as you rose slowly to your feet. You found her flushed. Pink cheeked and tacky skinned. Eyes darkened and pupils wide.

“Hi”

“Hi back” you respond. Giving her hips a gentle squeeze. Taking note of her still rising and falling chest.

“That was-“

“Yeah”

“Now I know you can do that, I’m definitely not letting you out of my sight again” she laughs, and it’s the only sound you ever want to hear.

You blush uncharacteristically at the compliment. Hiding your face where her neck meets her shoulder, smiling into her damp skin.

If someone asked how long you were stood like that. With your cheek pressed to your girlfriend's shoulder. Her hands scratching softly at the nape of your neck, you wouldn’t be able to tell them. Though time managed to move once more when she said, “I think I’m ready to go again”

“Yeah?” You ask. Wanting to be certain. Having to make sure she was okay enough to go for round two.

She nods, as bashful as you like with her bottom lip caught between her teeth.

What did they say? absence makes the desire grow stronger? So maybe you’d thank Tony, in time. Though not before you’d caught up on all the hours of being between your girlfriends legs he’d selfishly made you miss out on.

[blueeyeddarkknight]

A compilation of Val laughing 😍✨🥰

Bonus :

[minuslinus]

If you can't remember how many you've had, Charlie Brown, then maybe it's time to stop.

[wordsbyt]

You are the switch on the wall.
You turn on and off.
I’m the bandaid that wraps a scar,
Of a cut that’s dug into your heart.
I’m the go to that’s always there,
When no one else is around.
Patiently waiting……
For the phone to ring.
The late night fix, 
The last call.
You drink me up, like I’m one too many.
And then you leave
Like I’m one too many.

You don’t come back for more, 
if you never liked the taste.
And there’s nothing left to lose, 
if everything’s a waste.
You can’t want it all, 
if you haven’t had any.
You can’t hold on to me and you, 
if I’m one too many.

Don’t put me on the shelf,
Making me sit alone.
Waiting for your hand.
To pick me up, or put me away,
Like you’ve done,
Time and again.
I can only last so long,
The expiration date is near.
I’m your 3am cure, for the heartburn you feel.
So drink me up,
Like you’ve never had any.
Then throw me out,
Like I’m still one too many.

You don’t come back for more, 
if you never liked the taste.
And there’s nothing left to lose, 
if everything’s a waste.
You can’t want it all, 
if you haven’t had any.
You can’t hold on to me and you, 
if I’m one too many.

So drink me up,
Like you’ve never had any.
Then throw me out,
Like I’m still one too many.

[hu1inamillion]

SUNDAY FUN DAY BE LIKE .... 😫

NOT FOR ME THO LOL

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: September 18, 2020

Lyrics:

Yeah, yeah

I don't remember much about last night

Woke up on a couch sunrise

Saw the living room

Through these bloodshot eyes of mine

Cold sober

You didn't like that I come home late

4 a.m. but it's a Friday, babe

And I've been working hard

Can't you give me some space

'Stead of shouting out, "Oh my God"

Whoa, oh yeah

Whoa, oh yeah

I go out with some new friends

But it just makes me miss you more

More

I spend all my money drinking on my own, yeah

In this bar, just sat here staring at my phone

And I keep second-guessing where did I go wrong?

I know I'm proud

But I've had one too many

Come take me home

So now I'm the one that's crying

I didn't wanna call 'cause I didn't wanna fight

I swear that I was trying, yeah

But everybody falls when their head's a little high

And I've never meant to get so out my mind

With you playing cool, just pretending it's fine

Oh, we've been 'round, 'round, 'round this

Too many times before

Whoa, oh yeah

Whoa, oh yeah

I go out with some new friends

But it just makes me miss you more

More

I spend all my money drinking on my own, yeah

In this bar, just sat here staring at my phone

And I keep second-guessing where did I go wrong?

I know I'm proud

But I've had one too many

Come take me home

I don't know how lucky

How lucky I am, I am, I am, no

I guess sometimes I should give more of a damn

A damn, a damn about you

I don't know how lucky

How lucky I am, I am, I am, no

I know we're both stubborn

Push each other's buttons

I'd rather do it with you, but

I spend all my money drinking on my own, yeah

In this bar, just sat here staring at my phone

I spend all my money drinking on my own, yeah

In this bar, just sat here staring at my phone, yeah

And I keep second-guessing where did I go wrong?

I know I'm proud

But I've had one too many

Come take me home

Songwriter:

Come take me home

Yeah, I've had one too many

Mich Hansen / Daniel Davidsen / Peter Wallevik / Cleo Tighe / Boy Matthews

SongFacts:

👉📖

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[acurtist]

The only talent I need is being truest myself. 😂

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[raphyo]

Ate pizza and now my tummy hurts

[p0orbaby]

Wanda or reader see that TikTok trend where someone lifts up the bump to relieve pressure and try it for themselves. My family friends wife did it for her and her exact words when she did it after a cry of relief was ‘ ur an angel on earth and don’t u dare let go’. They stood there for around half an hour and I think she had never been more in love with her wife. 

Relief

a/n: more cute moments like this please!!

warnings: pregnancy pain, other than that’s it’s all fluff

word count: 419

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You’d notice Wanda’s grimaced features. A hand under her bump. The other pushed into her lower back.

Aches and pains were normal in pregnancy, so you normally observed her at a quiet distance, not wanting to overcrowd. But by the fourth time, and one too many sharp intakes of breath, you decided to intervene.

“Do you want me to help you get to bed? Maybe you should try and get some rest”

“Sitting makes it worse” she grits, frustrated. Not at you, at her lack of tolerance for pain.

“Makes what worse? I can massage your back, your ankles. Tell me and I’ll try to help”

“I just, ache. Everywhere. I’m huge. They’re heavy” she motions to her protruding stomach. “It’s like carrying around two bowling balls”

You deflated a little at not being able to help. How could you? It’s not like you could take the weight…

“How about I carry them?”

“I think it’s a little late for that, don’t you think?” At least there was some humour in her voice. A little semblance of normalcy.

“I saw this thing online. Well actually, Tony showed me. It was of someone holding their wife’s bump. Actually holding it up. I could try that?”

“Do you think that would work?” The hope in her voice only made you more determined.

“Only one way to find out”

You slotted your body behind hers, prompting her to lean into you. Taking whatever weight she could off her feet.

“They put their hands under here” you informed. Giving a step by step as you went. “Cradled their hands like this. Intertwining their fingers. And lifted”

It was a task not to grunt in effort. Two bowling balls indeed. The long, satisfied hum she expelled all but confirmed your idea was working.

Her body leant back into you more. Her head leant back and rested on your shoulder. Her eyes fluttered closed. Bliss filled the room.

The two of you stood there for a good couple of minutes. You persevered. Held the weight for as long as you could manage.

“You have no idea how good this feels,” Wanda moaned. “Better than sex. Better than pizza”

“That good huh?” Your response was paired with a kiss to her temple.

A nod. A smirk. A telltale crinkle at the corners of her eyes.

“I’m going to be stuck here for a while aren't I?”

“Maybe just a little bit longer”

Aching arms were a small price to pay to see your wife happy.

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Val & Mare winnigham (Val's first girlfriend 🥰)

From high school sweethearts to life-long friends

Source : Larryaltmayer on ig

Can u spot da babies? 😃

Source :Brad Koepenick

Val and Mare with acting club at Chatsworth high school in 1976 :

Source : Ed Tobin on Facebook

Source : Val documentary

Source :Brad Koepenick

Val & mare worked together on "one too many"

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[midnight-star-world]

Keith Urban - High

#CountryMusic

So today on the MSR (Midnight Star Review), we will be talking about the latest album from Country Music Superstar Keith Urban. The new album is titled "High" and was released on Friday September 20th, 2024. But before we talk about the new 12 track CD, let's talk about Keith's career first for a bit.

Some of the biggest hits from Keith include songs such as "Blue ain't your color", "Somebody like you", & "The fighter" with Carrie Underwood. He also had hits like "One too many" with P!nk, "You'll think of me", & "We were" featuring Miranda Lambert. Keith has also scored 4 number ones on my weekly list MSR (Midnight Star Report). The list used to include both GAC (Great American Country), & CMT (Country Music Television). The list now include both Billboard Country Music Airplay Charts, & the Country Countdown USA. Here is the new project up next.

Let's talk about some highlights from the new project which include the lead single "Messed up as me", & his song with Lainey Wilson "Go home W U". Other songs you should check out are "Wildside", "Heart like a hometown", & "Dodge in a Silverado". The stand out track in my opinion are "Love is hard", & "Break the chain". Keith had a hand in co-writting 6 of the 12 tracks. ERNEST & Breland also helped in co-writting as well. Here is the rest of the track list now.

Track list.

"Blue sky".

Straight line.

Messed up as me.

Wildside.

Go home W U (With Lainey Wilson).

Chuck Taylors.

Daytona.

Love is hard.

Heart like a hometown.

Laughin' all the way to the drank.

Dodge in a Silverado.

Break the chain.

And that's a wrap for the track list. And on the MSR (Midnight Star Review), I would give this new CD a 3.75 out of 5 stars. This didn't have as many songs as Keith usually releases. But it isn't a bad album still. I am going to dock some points for really only 11 tracks from this new project. Thanks for taking the time to read this review. See ya all next time.

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[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is