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This happens once every few lifetimes…
#ive been thinking#like like like guys#HES THE ONE TO BEAT#who are they to fight it?????#sorry for calling giro peloton clowns#its for the art#pogagaard#me listening to taylor swift:omg this would make a great web weave#jonas vingegaard#cycling#web weave#tadej pogacar#tadejonas#the alchemy
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She sourced a summer song, sighing and singing strong.
#i need a screenshot tag#rowan argentas#ffxivglamtober2024#i literally just popped that out rq#anyways i had done peloton before entering gpose and decided it was cute enough to keep#(if you've noticed that i skipped a few days... i did)#(i decided to lower the bar by letting myself just do glams i already saved and I couldn't think of ones for the other days!)
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i really dont know anymore how i could explain sparks, especially in their modern incarnation, to an outsider
#that post someone else made that goes something like uh huh the gentleman with the emo haircut is 75#like i dont even know where to begin. theres all the lore. all the babygirlification. and then edgar wright is there#anyway if you like your music weird and fun. check out two old man brothers one of whom loves hello kitty the other drinks mountain dew#posts that continue to be inspired by the peloton video which is one of the sparks moments of all time already i think#spars
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troubled peloton (6/?)
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#going to my mind palace where i play with the peloton like they’re my own barbies#gotta do everything in the mind palace because i cba to write but maybe one day 😁 i will manage to put pen to paper 😁#must finish this last llm thesis before i can muster up any energy to write for pleasure#aint it crazy that the mfs who spend half their day talking about cyclists fucking eachother actually do semi-intelligent things irl#anyway. soler/almeida dynamics are on the menu tonight for me so bon appetit
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can’t believe people hate the mch aetherotransformer. that’s my emotional support lunchbox
#i like when i peloton and cori presses the button on the box. also it’s the basis for how cori adapts to their messed up aether#so it really is my support lunchbox agdjdks#open your heart to the lunchbox it will be okay.#i need a text post tag#i’m reading a thread of people complaining about mch glams which is not a problem i have ever had#in fact i have the opposite. i currently am using 4 glam plates for mch and i need to get rid of one 😭#and i have another that i just haven’t put on a plate bc i didn’t want to match erenville#im the too many pancakes meme with mch glams
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Just ate the last of the snacks I had packed in a depressed fog sitting cross-legged on the third hotel bed in as many days.
It was a packet of dried seaweed and a plain granola bar.
#gonna feel that one in my burps later#ignore me I’m starting to lose my fucking mind#Katie Tries to Leave Texas#I tired the peloton in the hotel gym and I’m fucking furious how good it was I feel like a toxic bougie asshole
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i wish sagan could've had a moment for himself, like pinot had. a legend of the TDF like few others. he was the life of the peloton at a time cycling was much more stale and predictable than today.
#tour de france#its sad bc he fell off so suddenly 😔#out of nowhere he was barely able to follow the peloton when the race got harder#at one moment he was cycling's biggest star and the next he was just an afterthought#a bit like froome
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The most valid reason to watch sport documentaries is still to see men crying.
#yes I’ve been stupid enough to start the Tour de France one#is pink Team the peloton equivalent of haas? feels a bit like it#tour de france#also two wheel racing is soo much more stressful to watch
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(I never watched Sex and the City when it was on, but I'm well into Season 2 and Lisa Gilroy's impression of Steve is haunting me beyond words!!!!!!)
#MUHWANDA!?#also God bless Peloton re: Big#see? this is why I don't watch stuff because I absorb all the plotlines and memes and shit from the internet#did I watch Hannibal or Supernatural or whatever all else?#no#but I sure feel like I know it!#anyway Big sucks and is just zero fun to watch#I also think I watched True Blood way too young so none of this show is bringing the spice#- cue the Dune scream -#also I would really love for Carrie's curls to come back I was really enjoying the styling inspiration#also??? is Carrie openly naming her friends and acquaintances and passers-by in her column or what???#Will Arnett just showed up and it's so disorienting???#also wishing they'd just nail down the right shade of red for Miranda instead of cycling through dye every seven episodes#dude Chris Noth is insufferable holy shit#i also watched Laguna Beach waaaaaaaaaay after the fact - fucking renting the DVDs at Family Video - and couldn't talk about it!!!#also also some of these random male love interests look like default Sims and it's kiiiillllllllingggg me#not that they're unattractive or anything but there's something about how smooth all of these dudes are#can you tell I'm high and have one more day left of my education career????#please tell me “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” era John Corbett comes soon
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anyway I simply think any workout instructor who teaches a class and uses the song “you’re on your own kid” but doesn’t say anything in response to the “i starved my body” line deserves to be fired on the spot
#this is about the peloton midnights yoga class btw lmao#like#niche complaint but I’m correct#you can’t offer empty platitudes about all the songs in your lil fitness instructor voice#but then not acknowledge the prevalence of conflating fitness with weight loss#and how you don’t have to starve yourself or change anything to become fit and strong#idk I think acknowledging all of the other insecurities and challenges brought up on the album in each song but ignoring that one#is tacit and implicit approval of that bad behavior in contrast to the others#‘love yourself :’-) we’re all our own worst enemy :’-) ooo but she was actually right for starving her body sry :/‘#this should be across the board as a law tho#like if anyone teaching a fitness class uses any song that mentions body insecurity or starvation or disordered eating#and they DONT make some sort of comment about how your body is wonderful as is and you don’t need to starve or diet or change to be worthy#and strong#i simply think you should not get to be a fitness instructor anymore :’-)#taylor swift#you’re on your own kid
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Are we ready?
#the answer is no#but the peloton waits for no one#so here we go#happy Tour de France everyone!#Tour de France#TdF23#cycling#road cycling
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every time i misclick i die inside
#I DIDNT MEAN TO USE PELOTON PLEASE I WANTED TO HIT SHIFT+2 NOT SHIFT+3#one time i had my hand placed just a little bit to the left so all the keys were off by one i was so confused for a sec
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#so uae is explicitly saying isaac has covid but they’re still letting him continue#despite one of the reasons for joão leaving ostensibly being ‘peloton safety’#🤔🤔🤔#he needs to go home if he’s sick#and for the record cian should also probably go home even though he’s not actually sick i don’t think#it may not be covid directly or an injury but he’s clearly dealing with some sort of health issue#doesn’t seem like he’s in pain which is obviously good but what is he gaining by riding in the gruppetto all day every day#anyway.
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