#one man LARP session going 24/7

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why didn't we get to see ford in his evil warlock era

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HC: Xemnas and the other Xehanorts love playing Animal Crossing.

Just because ACNH has been such a fuckin BEACON OF JOY in my life since it came out (even though I have no means of playing lol) i’m adding some general animal crossing Nort headcanons 

Master Xenahort :

He’d be a snooty goat, pretty obvious. All of his letters sound vaguely threatening and pretty creepy, but he also sends super rare furniture so it’s not like you can complain that much.  Whenever he’s in your town, all of your flowers are bound to turn black for some weird fucking reason. - no one knows if this is a feature or a glitch You have more chances of getting him to show up if you have a heart shaped pond for him to lurk around.

As for Xenahort playing Animal Crossing, weLL. Good luck getting this old boomer figure out how the controls and everything else works. He seems to like Isabelle a lot because “she’s efficient and a cute dog” but he ALSO likes Apollo and his litte “PAH !” catchphrase.  Xenahort could have a pretty gothic and aesthetic world if it weren’t for the fact that he struggles with technology. Also also the guy who’d listen to all teh fun facts Blathers has.

Ansem (Heartless) :

A jock/cranky boar maybe. The kind of villager you wouldn’t really give much thought about, he looks a little funky and emo but eh, it’s not a big deal - until you get into his house and see that it’s pretty much chaos. There’s furniture you’ve never seen and are those fucking GLOWING EYES in the background ? You don’t think you wanna know. Exclusively comes out at night when there’s literally no other villager awake and he’s never present during holidays or events.

Ansem wouldn’t even play Animal Crossing, ngl. He has 0 interest in the game and would most likely drop it after 10 minutes. Also why can he only call like ONE person in the attic ? Fucking whack, that’s not how phones work. Spends the entire time complaining about little things he doesn’t understand. Like come on, man they’re just funky talking animals, let them live.

Xemnas : 

A lazy wolf. More quiet and lethargic than actually lazy. The guy is pretty quiet the first days UNTIL you start befriending them, then you’ll discover that he’s actually a fucking chatterbox. You can find Xemnas on the beach at sunset just vibing most of the time or at the museum. After having him around for a while, you notice that he’s the only fucking villager in your town that hasn’t celebrated nor told you when his birthday is. His house is pretty minimalist and monochrome.

Xemnas doesn’t exactly “play” the game - he mostly just roams around, doing absolutely nothing or just talking with people while going “Hmmm” Ohhh” “I see. . .” and other noises to himself. Couldn’t figure out how to give Isabelle a seashell on the first days so he just dropped that shit on the town hall pavement and it’s been there since then. Xemnas also never learns the real names of the villagers in his town, he just names them after people he knows and calls it a day.

Vanitas :

Definitely a jock cat, but like, the mean kind. He’s just too childish and energetic to be a cranky villager lol - his catchphrase is probably some shit like “idiot”. Not even a nickname, he just adds that at the end of sentences. Vanitas (or Catnitas :punch: :pensive) runs through the flowers but ONLY when you’re watching, orders the weirdest and most complex coffee just to see if you can make it - and then when you show him that you can, he’s impressed but also angry cause now he has to drink that shit. If you get Vanitas on your town, there’s a high chance that Ventus also moves in right next to him and viceversa.

Vanitas claims that he doesn’t give a shit about Animal Crossing, but his town is impeccable and he WILL kill for the villagers he loves - even if he’d also just try to straight up kill the ones he hates lol. The type of guy who carries around an axe 24/7 for no reason other than aesthetics and to make a Statement (tm). His house is pretty ugly though and he gets mad because he just doesn’t know how to properly decorate it to get a good grade.

Young Xenahort :

Smug goat. Smug goat. SMUG GOAT. The 100% definition of smug bastard - old Xenahort at least had the decency to SEND you rare furniture, but this guy just DISPLAYS it all on his house and MAKES SURE you know how pitiful it is that you can’t have the same things as he does. His house is chess themed and he has a picture of Eraqus somewhere. All of his letters sound condescending and he tries to use really long words to sound cooler, but we all know the truth. 

Young Xenahort shares a switch with Young Eraqus so naturally they  share islands in ACNH. Eraqus didn’t really mind but Xenahort REALLY wanted to divide the island in half so that they could have their own territory. IRONICALLY, he spends most of the time on Eraqus’ side tidying shit up - because he just can’t help getting mad whenever he sees how messy everything is, with all the fucking fish just laying around because Blathers isn’t there yet. Young Xenahort also insists on only having white roses and is very hellbent on keeping a strict aesthetic.

Terranort : 

The snooty lion she tells you not to worry about. Also a bit smug, but not as bad as the actual Xenahort - he’s actually pretty tolerable, when he’s not giving you the cold shoulder. The villager that takes you 207456 years to actually befriend and who only likes super specific and rare items as gifts. It’s really funny to bully him around because he only gets angry and just stomps around all day after that.

Another sad lad who wouldn’t play AC BUT if he DID he’d have some intense lore and one man larping sessions with the villagers. Like, those people who get WAY too into it. And sadly that’s all I got on him because I wasted all of my juice on writing for the other guys who are all technically the same guy. 

Dark Riku : 

Stereotypical jock wolf - head empty no thoughts, only muscles, sports and a deep seated inferiority complex. If you send him fruit, he’ll send you garbage in return. The only villager who wil SMACK you back with a net if you hit him, but his letters are oddly ??? Pretty nice and normal too ??? Unlike all of his regular dialogue about beating you up at every single game and sport possible in this entire world. Like, calm down, bro. Calm down and have a caprisun. Brags a lot about his “friend Kairi” from another town, which is sad cause she doesn’t. Actually know him. At all.

 Like Vanitas, e-boy Riku says he “doesn’t give a shit about some animal AI from a kids game” but he actually does. Sable is BEST girl in his eyes and getting her to open up and share her story with him was a magical moment. The game is super soothing and it calms him down, he’d even listen to those Lo-Fi AC 24/7 streams on youtube whenever he needs to c h i l l.

Xigbar : 

Peppy panther, I don’t even have to tell y’all what his catchphrase is. Constantly breaks the fourth wall with little jokes, known to “teleport” - he kinda ends up showing up on every single store and building you enter, as if nothing happened. Sends you VERY specific letters describing shit he shouldn’t knowor stupid jokes and puns. LOVES to gossip about other villagers and gives you that Extra Lore and trivia about them - but whenever you ask others about him, they just Dont Know Anything About Xigbar. Are you SURE he’s in your town, mayor ? 

Xigbar would mostly play Pocket Camp because it’s easier than carrying around a fuckin ds or a switch. It’s also less work and it’s a nice distraction from all the drama going around in the real organization. To play ACNH or ACNL he probably leeches off someone else’s console and he’d exclusively visit others’ towns just to fuck with them or annoy them to death by surrounding their houses with pitfalls.

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Pick one of your muses.

Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post.

Tag five people to do this meme~

Tagged by: myself over at @albusofecclesia​

1. What is your name?  ‘I’m Kohri of the Firestorm clan! Nice to meet you!’

2. What is your real name? ‘Sorry, only close family are privy to my birth name~’

3. Do you know why you were called that? ‘Apparently my real name means something like Steadfast Hand in some old Elven dialects. Perfect for archery, really.’

4. Are you single or taken? ‘I’m like... fifteen. -But yeah, single and not looking to change that any time soon.’  ((He’s totally looking to change that by 20 in his larp verse, and is married AF in the 30+ WoW verse))

5. Have any abilities or powers? ‘Let’s see here, adept with a bow, know my way around a sabre, I can track and hide almost anything, and I used to work with fire magic but I’m currently expanding my earth magic abilities.’

6. Stop being a Mary Sue. ‘Look at me, it’s pronounced ‘Koh-ree’. Easy peasy.’

7. What’s your eye color? ‘Mossy Green, I guess?’

8. How about your hair color? ‘Rather unnatural shades of red and orange. But it goes pretty brown in the winter.’

9. Have you any family members? ‘My parents and my cousin, but I call her sister ever since we took her in. Plus that’s how our language works - siblings and cousins have the same word. Oh and I consider my honour guards Hawk and Fisher family, since we’ve been together since we were very little.’

10. Oh? What about pets? ‘Pets? No, but we do live in relative harmony with the creatures of the forest we’ve settled in.’

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. ‘I’m not particularly fond of... hm...  hmmmm... I don’t know, people not being fair to others?’

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? ‘Hmm, as much as I like exploring the forest or taking a swim after practice, I really like when Laelya and I go into town and get to try new foods and play new games.’ ((Currently trying to mock up a rune & hologram game that is essentially like DDR that they like to play in town XD))

13. Ever hurt anyone before? ‘Not on purpose. ... Though I did bite Hawk really hard when we were little this one time when he stole my snacks’.

14. Ever….killed anyone before? ‘No. And while I hope I never have to, sometimes we have to make hard calls to keep the clan safe.’

15. What kind of animal are you? ‘I’m an Elf, not an animal. Though I would want to be an eagle if I could.’ 

16. Name your worst habits. ‘Sleeping in, eating more than I should, being to relaxed at times’

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? ‘Literally all of my friends. I’ll hit my growth spurt soon, you’ll see. But in all seriousness, they all have qualities about them that I aspire to emulate someday.’

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? ’Straight I guess? Again I’m still a bit young to have, erm, experimented otherwise.’ ((He’s decidedly straight in all verses.))

19. Do you go to school? ‘We have home school sessions.’

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? ‘Yeah that sounds cool - someday way down the line’

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? -waves a small stack of fanart- ‘I have a few fans already for some reason.’ 

22. What are you most afraid of? ‘Losing loved ones.’

23. What do you usually wear? ‘Green and brown loose clothing, leather boots and gloves, sometimes a leather jerkin.’

24. Do you love someone? ‘Romantically? No.’ ((Omg never ask larp verse this question))

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? ‘Oh man really? I can’t say that I have since I was a baby,’

26. Well, it’s not over yet! ‘Keep ‘em coming, this is still fun!’

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) ‘That depends. In my clan I’m son of the leader so I’m held to a higher class standard. But anywhere else we’re just seen as backwater nobility so that equals nothing once you hit ‘civilization’. It’s all well and fine with me, I prefer being seen as a commoner.’

28. How many friends do you have? ‘Lots! My clan and my travelling companions included!’

29. What are your thoughts on pie? ‘-Pie!? WHERE? MAY I HAVE SOME?’

30. Favorite drink? Ginger Beer

31. What’s your favourite place? ‘The dock on the lake. I go there when I need to think on things alone.’

32. Are you interested in someone~? ‘Not really?’ ((Again don’t ask larp verse this question))

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? ‘Aww, what, that’s a bit rude~’

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? ‘Lake is safer, but I would love to experience swimming in the ocean at least once!’

35. What’s your type? ’Type of what? Food? Sweet or hearty!’

36. Any fetishes? ‘Uh, no? Come back when I’m older and I might have an answer.’ ((Once could tease WoW verse about face masks or leather -snerk-))

37. Seme or uke? ‘Neither? I don’t know what those mean.’

38. Camping or indoors? ‘Camping, since we pretty much do that every day - we’re a semi-nomadic clan after all.’

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end? ‘Nah, it’s been fun. Come back soon okay?’’

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people: idk whoever wants to do this with their OCs