#one for the books

[mydairpercabeth]

[haylessa]

[gunsatthaphan]

I am so glad I gave Cherry Magic a chance I was never sold on TayNew previously I felt they were really awkward around each other when they were PeteKao but that was 5 years ago so I am happy I gave them the benefit of the doubt because they are honestly so great as Karan and Achi

I never considered myself a huge taynew fan but for them to make this kind of comeback after 5 years with a show that we had to wait an entire year for and then for it to be such an A+ adaption is highkey iconic lol. KMA and DBK were fine but this is their best work no doubt. they're slowly climbing the ladder again for me lol. It was really worth the wait 🥺

xxx

[abundantiaisbored]

Thank you, Year of the Dragon, for your companionship and deepest teachings

Through the winds of change and transformation, you brought both storms and sunshine. I learned that even when faced with my deepest fears - watching the foundation of life shift beneath me - I could still stand tall (maybe taller than ever before). Even riding life’s roller coaster, you didn’t fail to surprise me with unexpected blessings, including a special encounter that touched my heart.

Most precious of all, we embarked on a path of complete rebirth - healing body, mind, and spirit in ways never imagined possible. Like the dragon’s pearl of wisdom, thank you for showing us that from life’s challenges emerges our greatest strength.

With deepest gratitude for every lesson, every tear, and every smile ✨

[nanonkrpt]

VegasPete and devotion.

[imeverywoman420]

You seem like the right person to come to with this Dilemma milady. I find myself In love with cock (aka penis, male genitalia, dick, THE ROD) and I love it so much like i wanna smell it, Taste it, and rub it against my face all day,. This is not satire or a joke. I want to hold the cock and worship it and bury my face in his crotch until we both. falls asleep . This is not a fanfiction or a horny posting im jusrt high on some good Hierbas milady and need to let someone know about this someone like you an appreciator of the fine Dickkkkkk. So anyway i wuz saying i love dick. It smells so fuckigng good too like it's savoury and yummy. It's so massive too i want to cuddle it like a teddy bear when i sleep. I could stare at it 24/7 without getting bor'd. O love that thang so much.

And i like kissing his inner thighs and his dick starts twitching so hard like does that feel good baby girl it makes his dick jump up and down it's so cute and sexy. I love that dick. Dick is my religion fr like it's me, him, and his dick against da world. When i see the radical feminisme women (ok bless their hearts most of the time but) when i see then saying cumbrained, cockbrained, penisheaded . I can;t even be mad cuzz like aint it true? It's so true about me. It's like when those fat activist queens kept reminding people that fat wasnt even an insult just a descriptor. Im like that but with cockbrained. Like I am i love cock , penis, cum, dick, and BALLS omg i love balls too1!!! I would kiss and sniff them all day . Bye sweetie xx

i literally fucking ghost wrote this like your mind

Im in love with u

[redlegend-a]

Pokerus Designation 1B cw medical

The culmination of a Pokémon project by the provisional government that ultimately failed. The objective of the project was to increase the combat capability of Pokémon. Designation 1B was a failure strain which cost the Provisional Government of Kanto millions in R + D, as traditional weapons continued to fail in making ground in The War. Designations 1A and 1C were used to great effect on combat monsters.

Designation 1B was placed in canisters in opposing settlements, and proved to be an incredibly lethal agent in creatures with limited disease immunity, including humans. This caused mass deaths among children and monsters in settlements, and crippled communities with it's extreme symptoms. Designation 1B also had transmission capacity from parents to offspring.

Designation 1B is a modified agent that sheds from vectors in alarming capacity. The contagion is a 10% chance on a d100 per exposure for any creature that has a limited immune system. On a 1-10, the disease is transmitted.

A creature infected in this manner may make a Constitution Saving Throw. DC 15.

On a 10 or below, the creature becomes ill with the following symptoms.

Fever

Chill

Profuse Sweating

Fatigue

Paranoia/Aggression

Body Aches

Extreme Hunger/Thirst

On a 5 or below, the creature also suffers the following symptoms.

Tissue breakdown (bleeding lesions)

Vomiting

Anemia

Skin Hemorrhages

Hematohidrosis

On a 1, the creature also suffers the following symptoms.

Organ Failure

Creatures must succeed on a sequence of Death Saving Throws for the onset of symptoms on a roll of 5 or below. On a failure, the creature dies.

The creature may re-roll the Constitution Save at the end of each day of rest. A day of rest lowers the Constitution Save DC by 2.

After 1 day of rest, the Constitution Save DC is 13. After 2 days of rest, the Constitution Save DC is 11.

And so on.

On a successful Constitution Save, the creature then enters a period of unrestrained, forced growth as its metabolism increases.

The creature gains a Hit Dice of HP to represent this growth, and may develop additional benefits later in their life (such as increased attack damage or higher ability scores).

Pokémon infected with Pokerus are larger, faster, and much stronger than their non-infected counterparts.

After two weeks, a Pokémon or other creature infected with the virus is no longer infectious.

[hslllot]

what a day in harry fandom history… what a day

[mr-fancycouch]

The fact I’ve had tumblr since I was a teenager and JUST NOW reached 10 reblogs is pretty awesome

[rblbler]

Another one for the books. 🔥❤️

[corporeal-hell]

Actually possibly the best post I have ever seen. Thank you Tumblr.

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[imeverywoman420]

One for the fucking history books + put it in the moma

[violentlylaughsatnothing]

this is the type of content that I am on tumblr for

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books