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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u

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Bugs became way cooler to me when I realized they're basically tiny biological robots. He ain't botherin nobody his prime directive is just [SEEK NUTRIENT]

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if we all start peeing together at 11:59 on new years we will unlock a secret

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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Aang: i can't just go around killing people i don't like!

Toph, who locked two men in a metal box to starve a few months ago:

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There should be a universal "my bad" gesture big enough to be clearly visible to other drivers. Like if you see me bend my arm a certain way it should mean "no you're absolutely right Im sorry about that"

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Cold War overproduction of nukes is commonly attributed to fears of a "missile gap," despite this being obviously farcical. In reality, this was mere cover for the real reasons: the USSR, as the world's first atheist state, needed a much larger deterrent to keep the angelic legions of heaven at bay, whereas the US's pioneering work on quantum mechanics led to a tense standoff with dozens of different parallel USSRs that threatened to attack simultaneously.

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It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

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its so fucked up that they don't let you jack yourself off in new jersey. you start cranking it and a guy runs over HEY HEY BUDDY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU!! when every other state you can just jack yourself off

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Please continue about your business

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i hauve a cold