#onceler dan

[bubblegum-gf]

we’re so back

[fluffydancer618]

Matching shirts

[jokerislandgirl32]

I ….Uhhhh…

@peekoo3

Aren’t they wonderful….I think mischievous dark haired guys better fits the bill (because some are brunettes), but…..yessssss. I have a problem when it comes to them….obviously.

Fun fact, Zach’s still my love, but Arthur Fleck has a strong hold on me right now…I’ve watched Joker three times this past week. After reeling from trauma caused by the former irl crush, I’ve gravitated toward Arthur again.

[fictional-twink-bracket]

Propaganda

(PT: Propaganda)

Nobimaru

Literally the skinniest little blonde bitch I've ever seen. Has a weird definitely gay shit happening with his loser co-worker

Vishnal

Failure of a malewife and you should love him for it. He greets you every morning with burnt breakfast if you marry him.

The Onceler

It's the fucking Onceler how has no one put him in yet this is TUMBLR. Also my search history is ruined looking for that shirtless image of him.

Dan Heng

He's shorter than his own past self. Taller male characters can completely cover him just by standing in front of him. He's also canonically very pretty and there's a betting pool amongst npcs on who can manage to date him. Even playable men are fixated on him, from an ex 'close friend' that hates as much as loves him, to a guy that pointed a gun at him one time and immediately became his bestie. In his true form, he wears a very...interesting outfit. And when he walks in it, his hips sway. (The "best bred bottom of the luofu" tweet is always iconic)

Tsukiyo Hoshifuru

Not only is he a twink, he's also a badass silver-ranked spy!

Julius Reinberg

Signora’s ashes were dumped into the twinkification machine and this guy came out.

[knightedmoon]

As someone that was on tumblr from 2013 to 2018 that exodus'd after the Great Purge, tumblr is a place I no longer recognize after attempting to come back several times in the last 2 1/2 years.

It's like you come back to your childhood home. It used to have original wood finish, stained-glass windows, oak cabinets, and crown molding, only for the house to now look like a gutted white/beige minimalist wasteland. Everything is too bright and shiny, the layout is completely different, the furniture is firm and probably not made to sit in.

You go back to your old room only to find someone living there. It's a completely different room with completely new items, and all of your old things were stuffed into a closet. You used to be able to open your bedroom window and talk to your next-door-neighbor and chat about shared interests and personal accomplishments. Now when you open it, an entire Rube Goldberg machine activates to shoot flames into your face via flamethrower.

The doorbell rings and you are met with a Jehovah's Witness there to greet you, and you think, "How did you people find this place? This used to be a closed community." Their 'good book' reads "bakudeku dni". There used to be a welcome mat that was fashioned in the stile of satanism and witchcraft. Matter of fact, this used to be a walkable community, now it's gated with an HOA.

You go into the kitchen for a simple glass of water, but nothing is placed where it used to be. Once you finally find a decent cup, you arrive at the refrigerator for ice. Before, the refrigerator was a standard two (2)-door white fridge/freezer. Now it's a silver, stainless steel behemoth with a smart-screen and strange symbols in the water/ice dispenser. There's a poll on the smart-screen: "where do the vegetables go? In this drawer or in that drawer?"

You walk down a long hallway full of photos you don't recognize. At first. As you walk on, they begin to get more familiar, however dusty and light-damaged they are. As you near the hallway, you find a very busted, dusty framed photo of the Onceler. Beside it in a similarly damaged frame is a photo of a skeleton in a blue hoodie. The final photo in this hall of fading memories depicts the clock from "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared".

You reach the basement door. Curiously, the door itself is the same even if it's just been landlord-painted white. When you open the swollen door, you are hit with a cloud of dust that makes you cough. The light switch you flick on and off produces no light, so you return to the kitchen to scroll around in the drawers for a flashlight. Once acquired, you brave the dark basement. It gets hard to breathe, between the dust and the thick air. Quickly you realize everything you knew before has been stored here. You shine the light upon a box with scribbled sharpie. "Voltron".

You shudder.

More and more boxes and piles look familiar. "Danganronpa". "Vampire Diaries". "Dan and Phil." Upon the well windowsill is a novelty box with the words "Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons". The farther you go into the basement, the more battered the boxes are. All of them are homes to some kind of spider.

And there... in the very darkest, furthest corner of the basement, is a mountain of boxes, all labeled, "SuperWhoLock".

As you've taken in the house that is no longer the home you know, you stand on the front porch. A single tear falls from your eye. Why come back?

As the wind blows, you hear a jingle. You look up and see an old wind chime that hadn't been removed. Along with the metal and the beads, the charms on the ends depict a feather, a bow, and a pair of glasses with a handlebar mustache attached to them. Another tear falls when the wind blows again and the chimes whisper,

"Just girly things."

[youtubeswordsofwisdom2]

"Let me add 'onceler' and 'Mongolian death worm' to my search history."

Dan Avidan, 2022

[hopelessromanticghost]

Dear Tumblr, I found this today at my school's bathrooms. Is it a Tumblr thing/reference?

THIS ONE.

[tawneybel]

Note: Hottest animated characters, part fourteen. At 1:09:09 in Phantom Tollbooth, the main characters meet the Trivium. There’s very brief mutual flirting between him and the Humbug. Or at least the latter is very flattered by the former. They have similar styles, color scheme included. Anyway, I ship them.

10. Mon*Star (Earl Hammon) from SilverHawks

Never watched this show, but masked villain hot.

9. Nick from “Don’t Answer Me” (Ammonia Avenue)

Lackluster plot, but I am a Nick luster. 

8. Once-ler (Bob Holt) from The Lorax

The 2017 version was cute and all, but lacked mysteriousness.

7. Horned King (John Hurt) from The Black Cauldron

Dark overlords are hot.

6. Terrible Trivium (Daws Butler) from The Phantom Tollbooth

I want to sit on his… face?

5. Dan Backslide (Mel Blanc) from Merrie Melodies

His heart? I’d steal it. AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.

4. Infrared Ivan (Joe Alaskey) from My Life As a Teenage Robot 

He and the Brain Eating Meteor from GAOBAM would get along, probably.

3. Bowser (Jack Black) from The Super Mario Bros. Movie

This is the first time I’ve ever been attracted to Bowser lol.

2. Barley Lightfoot (Chris Pratt) from Onward

Elf thickness.

1. El Toro Fuerte (Miguel Sandoval) from Jackie Chan Adventures

Suplex me, sir.

Note: Previous part.

[sillykitty9000]

Gasp it's Rumble Tumble "Daniel" Games! Anyway hello RTumblr I'm new to the site and I figured I'd share some art :D

[justtrashperson]

also i need everyone to know i'm not really serious about the sexyman thing

I just think it's funny if RT somehow either managed to pass round 2 or some rounds bc he. he's not even a full on mcyt sakjskjs

but yeah, rtgamesweep (hopefully)

[bubblegum-gf]

“Maybe one day I stroll in here with a green suit and ask ‘how bad can I possibly be?’ But today is not that day.”

Is today that day?

you can’t hide from rtcler

[fluffydancer618]

The

original image and alt ver undercut

Gun

[dyggot]

sans was literally more of a sexyman than the onceler

[aglionbyacademia]

the foxes doing the hear me out cake challenge and who/what I think they’d put on there

Neil: Andrew Minyard, Kevin Day

Dan: Mufasa (Lion King), Filmore!, the weather app, the red M&M, Weaver (Antz), Scully (Monsters Inc.), Diego (Ice Age), Manny (Ice Age), the purple M&M, Mr. Clean, Bob Duncan (Good Luck, Charlie), Jimmy Neutron’s mom, Kevin Day

Andrew: Wymack (pissing Kevin and Dan off but the rest of the team agrees with him), Neil Josten, Ghostface, Chucky, Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek), the sound of glass breaking, a baseball bat, Wymack a second time, Gerard Way, Ben&Jerry’s peanut butter & cookies specifically, Kevin Day

Aaron: Jessica Rabbit, Lola (Sharktale), Candace (Phineas and Ferb), Fiona (Shrek), the dragon (Shrek), Sally (Cars), Matt’s mom, the green M&M, an aglet, an old fashioned quill and ink, swiss cheese, Peach (Super Mario), Kevin Day

Matt: Sarabi (Lion King), Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob), Andrew’s car, King Julien (Madagascar), Neil Josten, the “Jules” desk chair from ikea, the fairy godmother (Shrek), peach (the fruit, cmbyn style), Birdo (Super Mario), one of those sheet face masks, marshmallow fluff, Kevin Day

Allison: Balto, Scar (Lion King), a snickers bar, a salt lamp, Jack Skellington, Emily (Corpse Bride) (yelling ensues because both Emily and Jack are just hot), Diego (Ice Age), Dr Drakken (Kim Possible), the dad from inside out, the invisible man (Hotel Transylvania), Kevin Day

Nicky: Gill (finding Nemo), Diego (Ice Age), Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb), Christmas ornaments, groan tubes, the Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up The Jam”, Sauerkraut, Bloaters/Shamblers (The Last of Us), Coriolanus Snow (The Hunger Games), Barry B. Benson (Bee Movie), the German word “Potzblitz”, Kevin Day

Renee: a literal rainbow, the Mona Lisa, a swiss pocket knife, a braided brioche loaf, Ghostface, Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games), Barbie (the actual doll), the beast (Beauty and the Beast), Mrs. Potts (Beauty and the Beast), Andrew Minyard (earning a silent high five from him and Neil), Kevin Day

Kevin: some very niche historical figures, the onceler (the Lorax), a literal exy racquet, Gloria (Madagascar), a three sixty vodka bottle, Shego (everyone yells at him that she’s not a hear me out; she’s just hot), Allison Reynolds (earning a side eye from her), Matt’s mom

Bonus:

Katelyn: Dr Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Vanessa Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Sally (Cars), Andrew Minyard (Aaron is disgusted), Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible), Timon (Lion King), Balloony (Phineas and Ferb), the number 8, the periodic table, the electronic configuration of phosphorus, Jordi (The Secret World of Santa Claus), Gordon Ramsay, Kevin Day (Aaron high fives her)

[insertsomthinawesome]

So far our Winners are: Vincent Valentine, Malleus Draconia, and Boothill. Now stars round 2!

Below the cut I am providing images of our lovely contestants! also for anybody who is confused about turquoise characters being on there:

Zoro Sebek Luocha

Dan Heng Mr. Lee Jing Yuan