#onceler dan

[bubblegum-gf]

well that’s just too much power

[fluffydancer618]

Matching shirts

[jokerislandgirl32]

I ….Uhhhh…

@peekoo3

Aren’t they wonderful….I think mischievous dark haired guys better fits the bill (because some are brunettes), but…..yessssss. I have a problem when it comes to them….obviously.

Fun fact, Zach’s still my love, but Arthur Fleck has a strong hold on me right now…I’ve watched Joker three times this past week. After reeling from trauma caused by the former irl crush, I’ve gravitated toward Arthur again.

[grumpytrans]

*bangs pots and pans together* calling all fandoms from the early 2010's! the users of Tumblr call upon you to to come out of the darkness and protect our website. we call upon you to show your true colors once again!

[knightedmoon]

As someone that was on tumblr from 2013 to 2018 that exodus'd after the Great Purge, tumblr is a place I no longer recognize after attempting to come back several times in the last 2 1/2 years.

It's like you come back to your childhood home. It used to have original wood finish, stained-glass windows, oak cabinets, and crown molding, only for the house to now look like a gutted white/beige minimalist wasteland. Everything is too bright and shiny, the layout is completely different, the furniture is firm and probably not made to sit in.

You go back to your old room only to find someone living there. It's a completely different room with completely new items, and all of your old things were stuffed into a closet. You used to be able to open your bedroom window and talk to your next-door-neighbor and chat about shared interests and personal accomplishments. Now when you open it, an entire Rube Goldberg machine activates to shoot flames into your face via flamethrower.

The doorbell rings and you are met with a Jehovah's Witness there to greet you, and you think, "How did you people find this place? This used to be a closed community." Their 'good book' reads "bakudeku dni". There used to be a welcome mat that was fashioned in the stile of satanism and witchcraft. Matter of fact, this used to be a walkable community, now it's gated with an HOA.

You go into the kitchen for a simple glass of water, but nothing is placed where it used to be. Once you finally find a decent cup, you arrive at the refrigerator for ice. Before, the refrigerator was a standard two (2)-door white fridge/freezer. Now it's a silver, stainless steel behemoth with a smart-screen and strange symbols in the water/ice dispenser. There's a poll on the smart-screen: "where do the vegetables go? In this drawer or in that drawer?"

You walk down a long hallway full of photos you don't recognize. At first. As you walk on, they begin to get more familiar, however dusty and light-damaged they are. As you near the hallway, you find a very busted, dusty framed photo of the Onceler. Beside it in a similarly damaged frame is a photo of a skeleton in a blue hoodie. The final photo in this hall of fading memories depicts the clock from "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared".

You reach the basement door. Curiously, the door itself is the same even if it's just been landlord-painted white. When you open the swollen door, you are hit with a cloud of dust that makes you cough. The light switch you flick on and off produces no light, so you return to the kitchen to scroll around in the drawers for a flashlight. Once acquired, you brave the dark basement. It gets hard to breathe, between the dust and the thick air. Quickly you realize everything you knew before has been stored here. You shine the light upon a box with scribbled sharpie. "Voltron".

You shudder.

More and more boxes and piles look familiar. "Danganronpa". "Vampire Diaries". "Dan and Phil." Upon the well windowsill is a novelty box with the words "Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons". The farther you go into the basement, the more battered the boxes are. All of them are homes to some kind of spider.

And there... in the very darkest, furthest corner of the basement, is a mountain of boxes, all labeled, "SuperWhoLock".

As you've taken in the house that is no longer the home you know, you stand on the front porch. A single tear falls from your eye. Why come back?

As the wind blows, you hear a jingle. You look up and see an old wind chime that hadn't been removed. Along with the metal and the beads, the charms on the ends depict a feather, a bow, and a pair of glasses with a handlebar mustache attached to them. Another tear falls when the wind blows again and the chimes whisper,

"Just girly things."

[youtubeswordsofwisdom2]

"Let me add 'onceler' and 'Mongolian death worm' to my search history."

Dan Avidan, 2022

[hopelessromanticghost]

Dear Tumblr, I found this today at my school's bathrooms. Is it a Tumblr thing/reference?

THIS ONE.

[tawneybel]

Note: Hottest animated characters, part fourteen. At 1:09:09 in Phantom Tollbooth, the main characters meet the Trivium. There’s very brief mutual flirting between him and the Humbug. Or at least the latter is very flattered by the former. They have similar styles, color scheme included. Anyway, I ship them.

10. Mon*Star (Earl Hammon) from SilverHawks

Never watched this show, but masked villain hot.

9. Nick from “Don’t Answer Me” (Ammonia Avenue)

Lackluster plot, but I am a Nick luster. 

8. Once-ler (Bob Holt) from The Lorax

The 2017 version was cute and all, but lacked mysteriousness.

7. Horned King (John Hurt) from The Black Cauldron

Dark overlords are hot.

6. Terrible Trivium (Daws Butler) from The Phantom Tollbooth

I want to sit on his… face?

5. Dan Backslide (Mel Blanc) from Merrie Melodies

His heart? I’d steal it. AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.

4. Infrared Ivan (Joe Alaskey) from My Life As a Teenage Robot 

He and the Brain Eating Meteor from GAOBAM would get along, probably.

3. Bowser (Jack Black) from The Super Mario Bros. Movie

This is the first time I’ve ever been attracted to Bowser lol.

2. Barley Lightfoot (Chris Pratt) from Onward

Elf thickness.

1. El Toro Fuerte (Miguel Sandoval) from Jackie Chan Adventures

Suplex me, sir.

Note: Previous part.

[sillykitty9000]

Gasp it's Rumble Tumble "Daniel" Games! Anyway hello RTumblr I'm new to the site and I figured I'd share some art :D

[justtrashperson]

also i need everyone to know i'm not really serious about the sexyman thing

I just think it's funny if RT somehow either managed to pass round 2 or some rounds bc he. he's not even a full on mcyt sakjskjs

but yeah, rtgamesweep (hopefully)

[bubblegum-gf]

happy slightly belated 3 years of rtcler

[fluffydancer618]

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[dyggot]

sans was literally more of a sexyman than the onceler

[insertsomthinawesome]

So far our Winners are: Vincent Valentine, Malleus Draconia, and Boothill. Now stars round 2!

Below the cut I am providing images of our lovely contestants! also for anybody who is confused about turquoise characters being on there:

Zoro Sebek Luocha

Dan Heng Mr. Lee Jing Yuan

[xxfabulashxx]

I have decided that Tumblr Sexyperson HQ is a physical building. Here's some crap I made up about it

Because Sans and Cecil both won tournaments they are now presidents of the HQ, below them is the Sexyman Council (Onceler, Warden, Tony, Bill, Black Hat, Alastor

Members get free therapy because most of them need it, also sometimes they Google themselves and are traumatised

Because of how many members are scientists there's a lab area where they can do experiments and talk nerd shit, some members that use this floor are: Dr Eggman, Jimbotnik, Dr Doofenshmirtz and Flurg

There's also clown and skeleton hang out areas because of how many there are, the skeleton area was designed by Jack Skellington so is very Halloween themed, the clown area is very colourful, has lots of balloons and a ball pit which may or may not have something hiding in there

Some who use the skeleton area are: Sans, Papyrus, Jack Skellington, Lewis Pepper, The Phantom, Itward and the Grim Reaper

Some who use the clown area are: Pennywise, Jevil, Dimentio, Fizzarolli, Ronald McDonald, Buggy and Moon (Sun doesn't like going in cus he's scared of everyone so the room is mostly kept in the dark)

There is a bar and restaurant floor which is also used for parties, any member can get on stage and perform by singing, dancing or doing a comedy routine (Bittergiggle has been banned because every time he tells a joke and no one laughs he has a mental breakdown)

For the ones who either don't have a home or do but it's shit, membership also offers living quarters which are basically small apartments (the more popular they are they bigger and nicer their rooms are) some people who live in the building are: Onceler, Bendy, Spamton, Jevil, Warren (tho he probably lives in a closet)

Sans and Cecil don't decide who's a member and who get's kicked out, it's up to the fans. Sans and Cecil get to decide things to do with the building and events

Alastor refuses to appear at any fan meet n greets because he hates his fans

Baldi and Purple Guy are best friends cus they both really fuckin hate kids

Ban Ban is a member for some reason but he doesn't visit a lot due to the fact no one likes him

Bendy follows Alastor around like a lost puppy because he thinks he's cool (Charlie thinks he's adorable)

Dancing Banana hosts quiz shows where sexymen compete, it's very popular, he also hosts interviews

Sun and Papyrus get along very well and hang out a lot, Sans always stays close by incase the lights go out because Moon is a bitch

Dimentio takes full advantage on how strong Jevil is and has mind controlled him several times, Jevil does not remember any of it other than suddenly appearing in a different location feeling dazed

Duck thinks he's the best sexyman, Sans just goes along with it, he doesn't care enough to argue

Red Guy is like a royal British guard as in people like to do weird shit in front of him to get him to react…no one has gotten one yet

Itward is the Dad friend to everyone, he's good at comforting and lends an ear for venting

The Phantom speaks perfect English but he often pretends he only knows French so he can avoid people

King Dice will sometimes co-host Dancing Bananas shows unless he's busy

Zim, Peepers and Marvin will fight constantly and once they enter a room people will start to leave

Mettaton hates how both Sans and Spamton are so much more popular than him since one is lazy and the other lives in the trash (and has tiny legs)

Onceler and Warden are best friends and share one brain cell (their friendship is similar to Arin and Dans from Game Grumps)

Papi will often bring Popee with him which no one is happy with because he is very explosive (literally) except Moon he encourages the chaos and has pretty much adopted him

Everyone has collectively made a rule that no one may upset Papyrus, anyone who does is shunned and excluded

There is an ongoing war between Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders where they both try to put up the most ads for their food places

Sans has a fancy penthouse apartment he only uses for naps, there's toys in it for when Frisk is over as well

Even after everything that happened, Jevil is still good with kids and won't hurt them, one time he found Frisk sitting alone as Sans was in a meeting so he played with them and showed them magic tricks until it was done

Every so often Shrignold will show up and ship everyone with everyone, no one likes him and Tony will have to search the whole building to catch him and kick him out

Larry sees everyone's dreams, he has seen some shit and isn't sure whether Spamton or Jevil have the weirder ones

Slenderman is like a sim, he will walk over to people and join their conversations although he doesn't speak, he just stands there menacingly

The Smiler is there sometimes, no one knows why but they've just accepted it, the people at Alton Towers are still trying to figure out why is keeps disappearing tho

The Onceler has been woken up on several occasions in the early hours of the morning because Spamton and Jevil decided to have a competition on who can make the most noise and keep the other awake (their rooms are right next to each other)

Jevil and Popee are an awful combination, they have lit many fires, Fizzarolli is afraid

The Warden in in charge of security, he has placed cameras everywhere

As part of the agreement when they were taking Jevil he is not allowed to leave the building on his own and has to wear an ankle monitor which will also shock him if he tries to leave

When Tony first arrived he made sure every room has a clock so everyone always knows the time