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amplexadversary · 2 months ago

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That's a modern version of his stint taking selfies for the newspaper, I like it.

I have a couple

- Victim of patent theft due to his spectacular spider-luck (as an answer to the ''tech CEO'' hc)

- Runs/works for a barely-getting-by tech repair service (particularly for devices that are designed to be hard to maintain/repair/modify.)

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

#fan wank #headcanons #Spiderman #Marvel #I don't think it's unreasonable for him to make use of his tech expertise #but he's ideologically against keeping customers in the dark and teaches them how to fix their shit #so he doesn't get a lot of repeat customers #... I've had two guys* (gender neutral) like this work on my laptop recently #once to replace a broken charging port and once to do routine maintenance (heat management material replacement)#The first guy went out of business and sent me to the second guy

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