#once i'm typing i can't stop

[haha--lorge]

hiiii, I'm K (he/him & she/her) and welcome to my belly kink blog

kinks listed from biggest turn on to mildest enjoyment

pregfat (combining pregnancy and weight gain is THE hottest thing to me)

big pregnancies (it starts becoming hot to me from triplets onwards)

weight gain (funnily enough i don't really care about the feeding part of feedism, just about the wg part)

magical and/or rapid pregnancies and/or weight gain (i don't have any patience, basically)

pear shaped bodies, i cannot stress enough how important fat asses and thighs are to me

unbirth (though i usually go for it without age regression)

hucows, the sacred combination of pregfat and animalistic/monstrous traits

brats, especially bratty men that i can manhandle around

public embarssment (not downright humiliation, but i do like it when someone gets embarassed about the kinky things happening to them, ideally with people around them assurimg them they're fine or thinking it's all normal via reality altering)

tight and unfitting clothes

struggles with mobility (wether i enjoy immobility highly depends on the circumstances, but i love a good 3 or 4 attempts at sitting up scenario)

burping

vore (ive been getting into that lately, but i'm mostly clueless on the ins and outs. can't beat a good ol big tummy though)

painless gore. sometimes i'm into digging through someone's entrails, but this is largely disconnected from my other kinks. i'm not into bursting for example

thick necks (this probably won't come up much here but it does fluster me so i may occasionally bring it up)

bascially i just like it when a body changes drastically and unrealistically in a short amount of time

some important points

i am over 18, and so should you be. blogs under 18 or without ages will immediately be blocked

same goes for proshippers. incest and pedophilia have no place on this blog. those are not kinks, go to therapy

i believe in and advocate for fat liberation. being fat must be accepted by the wider society as something morally neutral, so that anyone who chooses to gain or lose weight does so for their own happiness first and foremost

i'm pro-choice. i firmly believe the best way to enjoy pregnancy is to feel safe in knowing that you can safely terminate it any time you please and for any reason whatsoever, including no reason at all.

this blog runs on a queue, mostly because i hate any of my blogs being inactive for long periods of time. keep in mind that just because I'm posting something horny, doesnt neccesarily mean i'm horny in that moment (the queue is also randomised often. mostly irrelevant but just an fyi)

I respond to asks very slowly. pls be patient with me 🥺

i draw!! please look at my drawings. pls <3

given that i'm nonbinary it probably won't surprise you that i LOOOVE gender fuckery and fucking with gender presentation and societal notions and all that. i find it hot, but it's not a downright kink, but it WILL show up in a lot of my posts

birthing is a turn-off for me in pregnancy. just to get that out there 🧍

anything focusing exclusively on breasts is also a turn-off to me

i appreciate anyone who tags these things so that i may block the tags <3

some fantasies i write or reblog go into the realm of coming out of nowhere and being thrust upon the recipient. it always comes around to being thoroughly enjoyed though and i want to do my best to stress the importance of consent. i think it's hotter when people agree to do kinky shit first but MAN is it hard to find fantasies that apply that

being silly is important to me! i want to make jokes i want to have fun i want to be lighthearted in these fantasies, even when being horny! so i make a lot of jokes and often draw or write things that are supposed to be at least a little funny

i don't do rping but i'm absolutely willing to discuss kinky fantasies. talk to me! i may not want a big audience but i love connecting with the audience i have

words tend to fail me when i get horny, mostly because english is not my first language. when i just tag a post with various emojis or <3s then you just have to accept that thats the best my mushy brain can do

i also have coloured heart tags that relate to characters i love and imagine in kinky scenarios. i'm far too embarassed to just say their names most of the time but art of them i draw is also tagged with colour coordinated hearts so you can figure things out from there. two hearts in a tag are for ships

alright its about time i made an actual intro post

[starflungwaddledee]

⭐🎀🏆🎉 a wa wa winner! 🎉🏆🎀⭐

i'm running late on getting this out, but i'm still reeling over the results of the @kirbyoctournament! i can't quite believe that starstruck- my pint sized waddle dee- made it all the way to the tippy-top against such intense competition. the roster was full of such an incredible selection of wonderful, loveable, and creative characters!

it's heart-warming to know that people out there really love my little wanya and her story, and i'll carry that with me always! 🥰💖

i am so grateful to everybody who voted for and supported starstruck (and i!) throughout the tournament, and i'd also like to give my thanks to everybody- moderators, participants, spectators- who made this community event as cool and fun as it was!! i met many new people and learned about so many wonderful new characters!

this piece in particular is dedicated to and features all of starstruck's competitors in the tourney, starting with jakkle doo from round one, right up to valfrey in the final round. it was a fantastic honour to compete against all of your OCs, and i look forward to hopefully seeing them around plenty more in the future!!

thank you again!!

characters are listed from bottom to top; round 1 vs jakkle doo by @ninjakirkki, round 2 vs galacchio by @tatonslice, round 3 vs atlas by @unleashedsonic, round 4 vs mama d by @chibifox2002, round 5 vs parhelion knight by @aseuki, round 6 vs techie by @ivynajspyder, and the round 7 final vs valfrey by @gethoce

[maddymoreau]

Grant Turner and I commission by @lavendelleaf

[monst]

Sometimes y/n is better than me cause istg I would crash tf out ✋

[lilacerull0]

i feel like reading/watching mbf immediately means knowing who i am as a person and... i cannot allow this

[purpurussy]

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[thevoidcircus]

If you're not nice to Nyon Specter, we can't be friends, I'm sorry.

[quiet-admirer]

If I was helping stuff somebody while they get high and they blew their smoke in my face I would immediately bluescreen 😵‍💫

[petrichorvoices]

we have been having really poor self esteem and frankly just a poor mental state lately and i don't know how to even approach it like. okay. we got out of those house, we came back home, we're back at university. we should be doing better. but we're not, we're just not. we're using substances to a greater degree than we ever have before, we're pathetically lonely, our self esteem is a flimsy roller coaster. i just feel stuck because we can't tell ourself anymore "just wait until the fall, it'll be fine in the fall" because the fall has come and we are doing badly

[youremyonlyhope]

I'm not a "new musical theatre style music" person. Never have been.

Even when I was doing voice lessons, I'd steer towards the golden age or jazzy musical theatre songs. My voice teacher would have to drag me kicking and screaming towards adding anything new musical theatre to my repertoire. For a while, the most modern song in my book was I Know The Truth from Aida, and I wouldn't count that as new musical theatre style since I mean more the Pasek&Paul or Joe Iconis type.

And now I have an audition coming up for a small production of a show in that style and I'm supposed to sing a song in a similar style. And I'm looking at all my sheet music like... let me do some Cole Porter... or Gershwin... at least Sondheim please...

[the-magpie-archives]

"Haha Jonny's so silly he only knows like 3 names!! Why do all the characters have the same names that's funny, that's weird! There should be more variety!"

Me:

[xxshadowus3rxx]

okay but was it really necessary for probe to stroke adu du's cheek as he thanked him before he died. was that necessary or does someone on the animation team want me dead

[barkingangelbaby]

dude...

[philcoulsonismyhero]

Spent this last week tired and in pain and I want to draw about it, but unfortunately aforementioned condition of being tired and in pain makes drawing impossible, so I guess I just have to suffer instead. Why this.

[corvuscorona]

hey. hey. hey. hey. hey so in ff16 they give you a flash step that goes forward but when you're a big monster (happens for setpiece boss fights only) they give you a roller skating move that goes sideways instead. but then there's a fight where they give your monster form a forwards flash step too.

and IN THAT SAME BOSS FIGHT, you need to do it Twice in a row to close the distance between "outside the big AOE attack" and "guy you need to punch after he does the AOE" & this sums up basically everything you need to know about how AGGRESSIVELY MEDIOCRE the combat really is in this game.

anybody who tells you it's good is either lying or is remembering 1 of like 2 and a half really nicely-tuned fights, one of which was optional. and the health bars were still too fucking stubborn in all of them.

[jedi-bird]

Woke to at 2 am and just couldn't go back to sleep (too hot, too much pain, bad dreams). Wound up sitting in the kitchen sorting through the little packs of condiments we've collected over the last few years; tossed out all the old ones and cleaned the containers and counter before putting the good ones back. Did the dishes and fed the cats. Played some games on my phone. In about twenty minutes I can take my pills and eat some food and hopefully go back to sleep for a bit.