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just-an-enby-lemon · 2 years ago

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Cecil: Well, that was awfull, bye.

Abby: Gersh! Behave!

Cecil: I suppose I could offer you two a nice cup of homemade coffee.

Abby: Thank you, I know how much it hurts you personally to not be a dick, but I'm glad you're trying at least. I'll want it black extra hammered with a sprinkle of milk.

Steve: Oh, thank you so much, Cecil, but I'm more of a hot chocolate guy myself.

Cecil: Hot chocolate!

Steve: Yes, but I don't want to impose, I can buy one or make one home later : )

Cecil: Hot chocolate??!

Steve: *nods confused*

Abby: ... Gersh...

Cecil: Hot chocolate? What are you, Steve???! FUCKING NINE YEARS OLD??

#carlos isn't mentioned because this is before he moved to Nightvale #and ofc way back when Cecil rly rly hated steve #now days he will give Steve his hot chocolate and say how he always thought it was rly cool that Steve drinks it #cecil palmer #abby palmer #abby is being passive agressive #after the screaming steve has to hold her because she is also just agressive #she is right #cecil is being a lil bitch #steve carlsberg #steve is a sweetheart #wtnv #welcome to nightvale #original quote: i don't take sugar in my coffe the narcisist cockbook #once again I'm Steve Carlsberg

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