#onagler

[cupofteasant]

———————— REVAMPING BLOG… ————————

Hellooooooo, everyone… It’s been awhile, I don’t know if any of my old friend or accquaintances are still active but oh well. We’re starting from a blank slate! Blank slate in both in the social sense and content sense, you’re going to see alot of changes if you’re familiar or used to my old stuff. But don’t worry, one thing will remain the same: Oven Trio fan content.

Yeah that’s right, the only reason I came back is cause LQler came back. I love that insane dog. Cheapskateler came back too and in my mind Cheapskate is part of the LQlerverse — idk if he’s part of the Oven Trio story though, haven’t read the new talkshow content but I’m sure he isn’t… He has his own life now, lol.

Goodbye, old UI. You will always be nostalgic to me — just like LQ…

[ask-swag-oneler]

How's your Vegan buddy nowadays?

He’s fine, discovered Netflix. Tries to call me to talk about nature documentaries. All that riveting shit. Last time I saw him was the fourth, he tried to sell me on this weird craft beer. It was gross. He’s got weird tastes. Always has, though.

[mcmoddity]

It’s ya boi Onag, ready to twiddle your fiddle while bathed in sci-fi-neon lighting.

It’s also a commission for Yoyo! I used to play the violin wayyy back when i was a kid, and drawing this made me wanna give it a try again. But then I remembered what a massive pain it can be when you got weird finger joints, so I’ll just leave that to Onagy boyo here.

[unitetheloraxfandom]

Thneedmas Makeup gift for @yoyo-illuser! Based totally and completely off of this because I figured, “for some reason this seems weirdly fitting”

[bubblemagician]

Swone-ler is being married off to whomever gives Junior the most office supplies.

C'mon, Onag, where are all those Staples coupons you've been hoarding? Go RESCUE YOUR MAN FROM THE CRAZY FANS!!!

[sprightlysleuth]

sanityawaits submitted:

Here is your card :3c

A direct link also

Oh gosh, this is perfect *cries*

[oncelermasterposting-blog]

Could you please add One-Swagler (Onag), to the list of aftermath Once-lers?

Added him just now, but we don’t have his information as of yet.

[cupofteasant]

Happy Thneedmas & Merry Christmas! @kirfuffel-kerfuffle

Apologies if this is later than expected! You said you wanted “for the gifter to draw their favourite onceler”? Ahah what a sweet wish, I hope you enjoy my beloved Oven Trio :) and that you enjoy your new year. Thanks for sticking around in this fandom even after so long.

[ask-swag-oneler]

[mcmoddity]

Finished up an old commission for Yoyo in the stream last night, featuring happy family friendly funtimes between ol’ Onag and Robonag! Joyous ‘n safe playing around for everyone to enjoy, and nothing else whatsoever.

[anotherler]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS???

...Uh. Well not yet. Anyway, Swone is done with Onag. As usual.

Onag won the google sweepstakes for doing so many google searches or he sent in a letter of appreciation and they gave him some stuff and basically, Onag loves it and now that it’s summer he can wear his SICK ASS SHADES.

It’s not the google glass anybody had in mind.

[lowquality-onceler]

Let's see what else we've got here!

Hmm hmm... oh? 

Oh, uhm, h-ha ha... t-that's, I w-wouldn't know if we-- 

-- h-hold on a second there, b-buster!!

"Boring things"?! E-excuse you, does someone n-need a lesson repeated, a-about appreciating things from the past? S-sure, the things I like might not be as shiny or f-fancy or new, or t-technically "work" in some cases, b-but! T-they're not boring to me!! I just, I h-happen to be satisfied with n-not that much, I'm e-easily entertained, b-but that doesn't mean that, s-shush you!! 

Sheesh... "boring things". W-who do you think you are, comin' in here and....

....a-anyways, uhm! Y-yeah, I know about the Oven-ler! I've r-read Stove's blog a bit, a-and I've seen him on there. H-he seems like a cool guy, a-actually, and, uhm... like a person w-who knows where his values l-lie? H-ha ha. 

B-but, uhm...

I, uh. I've b-been meaning to message him, actually... h-him and Stove again, a-and a few other p-people on here. T-trying to reach out and talk more, y-yeah? But it's just... it n-never came easily to me, even b-before I knew I was an aftermath, and n-now? H-ha ha! Now it's just... it's rough. It's tough! It's k-kind of impossible, f-for someone like me, t-to reach out to people.... and it's frustrating, and...

It's s-sad, isn't it? Ah well, ah well... h-hopefully I'll get the nerve to initiate something, o-one of these days. G-grow a little as a person. B-but that day's apparently n-not today. 

[thneedvillesymphony]

But I wish I could feel it all for you I wish I could be it all for you If I could erase the pain Maybe you'd feel the same I'd do it all for you I would

Submitted by penitenza. Art by Mori.

[bubblemagician]

Happy Birthday Onag!!!

You're turning 33 today, right? Gosh I'm so sorry, I really wasn't able to make ANYTHING for you ;n;

I did go to this vegan diner on Friday,

I had their all natural meatless dairyless CHEESE BURGER and I don't recommend it at all and then I had some coffee from Dunkin, (I loathe coffee but I love you) and it was bitter as anything, I HAD to add cream and milk, so it wasn't like yours :(

Idk why I'm even posting all this. I just feel so bad that I wasn't able to do anything and you're just so important to me. I love you so much and your existence made way for a lot of good things for me. I don't know if you were born in a hospital or activated in a lab but I'm so GRATEFUL that Daph started your blog and we all made so many good memories of you. You're precious to me and You'll always be my number one Once-ler.

I love you and hope you're around for a lot of birthdays to come <3

But I don't think Imna EVER eat another vegan burger ever again

[sprightlysleuth]

top 5 oncelers and why!

THANK YOU!!! This is the BEST ASK I've ever gotten!

Ask-One-Swagler - He's very unique, and everyone thinks he's boring, but I'm fascinated by him. basically he's a Onceler who went to business school and figured out that making thneeds would eventually result in an economic breakdown so he decided NOT to keep making them. And he's actually some kind of part robot but he doesn't know that yet....

Ask-the-imaginary-once-ler - After the original Onceler died, Ted imagined him as a younger man, so he became Ted's imaginary friend! He can only be seen by people with good imaginations though! He can become anything you imagine him to be, so it's fun to watch him turn into whatever you want.

Mister-Tall-Tales - This Green-suit has an obsession with sparkly things and glitter. He also loves to twist the truth and exaggerate into impossible stories

Shock-Rock-Onceler - A greensuit who's more of a Rockstar who sells thneeds on the side, an awesome guy, don't let his standoffish personality scare you

Pantslessler- He is SO nice! He's the best friend anyone could ever have, when I'm feeling down, Ialways go to him! His story is that the Lorax cursed him so that he can never wear pants. Sad for him, Fanservice for th rest of us~ You can actually talkto his Lorax too

the Nut-ler - One of my favorite Old-lers, this guy always makes me laugh, go speak into his whispermaphone, he'll tell you all about the crazy adventures he had when he was younger. Unless he's hosting a barbaloot party, in which case he'd probably invite you to come party with him

There are tons more, but those are my ABSOLUTE favorites!

[cupofteasant]

@ask-swag-oneler @ask-one-swagler I am on a frenzy right now, let’s go Oven Boys

edit: @truffulajam I saw you’re awake so I guess this is relevant.