#on the way back home with no wives lbr

[faerlumie]

To the dearest @rittesora!

These boys are taking cover on the way back home!

[pastelbatfandoms]

Get to know My OC-Suzie Q

Get to know my character

Doing this for My OC Suzanna, of The Walking Dead. 

01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded? I picked Suzanna (spelled with a z because I thought it looked cool) because I liked that Negan would call her Suzie Q. 

02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? Sex lbr,Sue isn’t above being seduced,or doing the seducing either. But only around Merle,Negan or The Governor,who can easily get her to do what they want and they know this. 

03. Something they like about themselves? Her Strength and resilience. 

04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical)   I’ll start with her first boyfriend Merle Dixon,who she had been with since before the turn. 

Mentally: Would have to be Merle’s humor (crude or not),how he flirts (with her anyway),his cockiness,How protective he is and how unpredictable. 

Physically: I mean Merle may not be everyone’s cup of tea (or bottle of whisky) but with those baby blue eyes,that mischievous grin,those arms and that swagger,he sure is Sue’s. Oh did I forget to mention she has an older man kink? ;) 

Next would be Suzanna’s other lover,who she met in Woodbury,of course I mean Philip Blake aka The Governor.

 Mentally: Suzanna was attracted to his intelligence,his quiet confidence,leadership qualities and that mysterious aura he seemed to have around him. 

Physically: That smile,those eyes,his body isn’t half bad either,but it’s his charm and darkness that really attracts her. 

Now onto her current lover Negan,leader of The Saviors. How she met him is a tad more complicated...

Mentally: Suzie loves his confidence,humor,and leadership skills,as well as his growth as a person. To her Negan is almost like Merle and Philip rolled into one.

Physically: I mean Negan is hot,anyone can see that! Especially when he first showed up,those Daddy good looks coupled with that swagger and dangerous smirk. Yeah Suzie definitely fell for him,even when she tried not too.  

05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type? Definitely Confident. Though she didn’t have much experience until she met Merle.

06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying? lol it’s the zombie apocalypse,what hobbies? Sue’s men are pretty open to whatever she likes,especially Negan since she met him after the turn where pretty much anything goes. 

07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)? No though she tends to steal some of Negan’s phrases like ‘Easy Peasy’ 

08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it?  Um the fact that she has no self control lol maybe because of the fact that she grew up in a religious household. Her weakness for the bad boys,or worse. 

09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday? NOT Summer or Winter since they’ve almost died during both. Maybe Autumn or Spring. Holiday,what’s that? They don’t even know what YEAR it is now let alone day. 

10. Is your character more feminine or masculine? A mixture of both.

11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage? Well her bloodlust kinda kicked in after being with Negan,besides that probably being pushed by one of Negan’s Wives and having her loyalty questioned. 

12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up? Her Survival instincts & fighting skills,give those up and she might as well be Walker food.

13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker? She’s a light sleeper anymore and has a hard time sleeping on her own. 

14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates? Suzie was adopted by Hershal as a young Teen,after the zombie apocalypse happened she got separated from her family and traveled with The Dixon’s where they found a camp,she got separated after reuniting with her family,where she met Michonne,they traveled together until Woodbury where she found Merle again. After that whole thing with The Governor and Rick’s group,Sue went into hiding,until she found out she was pregnant and went to find Rick,Daryl and the rest. They traveled together and finally settled in Alexandria,until The Saviors came and after much bloodshed and fighting,Sue joined them,becoming Negan’s wife.

15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear. Not really,though her and Philip did not end on good terms and she really cannot stand Simon. 

16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like? lol Definitely more of The Athletic type now.  She was super girly when Merle first met her. 

17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children? Technically she is married to Negan and she has two children. 

18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode? She really doesn’t care as long as her family is with her.

19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily? She tended to avoid them as a Teen,letting her BFF take the lead,but now yeah she can be pretty hot headed and the only time she caves in is when it’s one of her men. 

20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures? Dogs all the way.

21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear? Losing her children,like she lost her family and Merle.

22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? Other then her hair changing from Blonde to Brown constantly,no.

23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved? Sue didn’t really like school but her parents were strict so she had to maintain straight A’s.

24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like? Personality wise? Since she’s currently with Negan,I’ll just describe him. I’d say to the outside world he’s Smart,A leader,Dangerous,unpredictable,cocky and self assured. To Suzie (and later on when he loses everything) he still is all those things,especially when they first meet,but he’s more open with her,serious and has his morals,he won't hurt or kill children or those that he feels don’t deserve it and he doesn’t rape either,Negan also has deep rooted pain from losing his wife Lucille. 

25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day? I would say losing Merle,Her Father and a sister in Beth still effects her a bit, Also almost dying at the hands of her former lover (Who also killed her Father and Merle) 

26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their lover’s quirks, needs, etc? I made A-Z NSFW Headcanons for The Governor and Merle already,I might make one for Negan as well,but their are already really good ones of him out there! 

27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? Well there really isn’t any law anymore but before the turn it would probably be for doing something stupid with Merle like underage drinking.

28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for? lol idk maybe acting.

29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one? Almost sacrificed her life.

30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like? Not much in the way of tv now,but before she liked watching Zombie and B Horror movies,also going out to parties,and listening to her sister Beth sing,watching Wrestling with Daryl and his GF,her BFF,Carol Lynn,dressing up to go out with Merle,she still likes Decorating,Negan’s pretty much let her decorate there room however she likes.

31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what? Yes she has,mainly Zombies but she has killed people before out of necessity and protection. 

32. If your character’s lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do?  As long as she’s with them she doesn’t really care. Her first date with Merle was at a restaurant/Bar,then they went dancing at a club and then back to his place...With The Governor it was sharing drinks out in the garden,though if he had a choice Philip would have taken her out to a nice restaurant. Suzie didn’t really have a conventional first date with Negan but they have their quiet nights alone,candle lit dinners,kinky sex ;) Negan also spoils her with presents every time they go out.

33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go? Her Room...lol seriously though,what alone time? Though sometimes her and the other wives hang out in Eugene’s room,playing video games and drinking if they need an escape.

34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc) Breakfast Foods mainly.

35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go? Not much anymore,though she is afraid of leaving her kids behind.

36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life? No

37. What are some of your character’s pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them? Being hit on,especially when she’s taken. Her men flirting with someone else.

38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc? As long as it’s not an extreme weather,she really doesn’t care.

39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct? Well as Negan said when they first met “You are such a badass!” and he’s not wrong. Others may think she’s easily manipulated and maybe she is,at first.

40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others? Not really,she did try and hide her kinkier side with The Governor but Negan pretty much has done away with being ashamed of anything and told her they don’t need to hide that in The Sanctuary. 

41. Does your character’s family affect your character in any way? They used to.

42. Is there anything in your character’s past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change? Sometimes she regrets meeting The Governor or siding with Negan over Alexandria but Suzie wouldn’t really change it.

43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? I think different people see different aspects of her personality and vice versa.

44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character? Her Children or Negan dying.

45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve? A bit of both.

46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover? With Merle,Sue always sat on his lap if he was sitting on a chair or recliner. She does that with Negan too,with The Governor she always kissed his bad eye,if he was having a bad day,just to show him that she still loved him no matter what he looked like..

47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along? Sue used to be shyer but now she’s definitely more outgoing and a leader.

48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your character’s jealousy? Or does your character not get envious? Again her men flirting with someone else,especially Merle. Negan favoriting another wife over her. 

49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your character’s mood? She used to have nightmares about finding Merle as a Zombie or of The Governor killing her but they have since dissipated. 

50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say? With Merle it was after their first time and Merle said it first,he was super nervous about it and Sue had to reassure him that she loved him too.

With Philip it was to reassure him that she wasn’t going anywhere,after he lost his eye and turned dark. 

With Negan it was during a particularly rare moment of confindment after he told her about Lucille,he didn’t say it back until a few months later when he was absolutely sure,and when he knew she wouldn’t leave him.

[alucywarner]

~♥ PRIVACY PLEASE ♥~

[Picture this: We have the Rivera/Harper clans on the beach. They’re all chilled out; relaxing and all that vacation stuff people get to do. They’ve probably made good on that rainchecked volleyball game already. (By they, obvs I mean the kiddos.) So, yes. They are now just hanging out. The wives, I’m sure, are getting some tanning in, because why the heck not? Tanning, and getting that Summer beach reading in. Isn’t that what moms (plus not-yet-a-mom Sophie) do at the beach? Idk.

But, anyway, Carmen is not laying out to bake in the sun, because she cherishes her beautiful skin too much to develop melanoma, ya know what I’m sayin’? So, obvs here, her only option is to watch the males of the group. The dads were discussing something like politics, or business, or something Carmen didn’t care to listen to on her vacation, so oF coURSE, the only thing left was to watch the Harper boys go up and down the beach, which-- with eyes trained on the good set of abs belonging to Julian, well, why would she complain about her fate here? 

So, Little Miss Triflin’ over here, no longer content to sit on her beach chair and listening to the dronings on of her father and the Harper father, decided that maybe she should take a stroll further down to the water. Ya know. Closer to where the boys were-- idk, throwing a ball back and forth. (Or kicking even. Whatever.) 

And, to act as if she had no motive other than to cool off from the hot beachy heat, she takes a seat along the water’s edge, right up where the waves stop their crashing, and all that. She just sits, and she stares, because, well, as she is who she is, she expects that her nearer presence will draw attentions pretty soon. And, since she’s Carmen, she is also right. 

She wasn’t sitting even three minutes before she was being addressed by said nice-ab’d older Harper who had taken a seat beside her. Yes, yes good. All according to plan.]

You know, if you’re bored, you could always join me and Jordan over here.[Except that Jordan had not joined his brother “over here” at all.]

As much fun as that sounds, I don’t think I’d be very welcome~.

Sure you would be! I just invited you.

I don’t mean by you. I mean by the other Harper brother. [As I highly doubt Jordan’s said much of a word to Carmen since the Riveras joined the Harpers in their condo, and all, since he’s such a lil bitch.]

Whaaat? Is that a joke? He’d leap for joy.

No~, I think he’s a little upset with me. 

Pfft. Whatever. 

No, really. That whole shirt thing, and your dad saying it looked familiar really bugged him~. [Except that’s not really what’s bugging him, and you know it Carmen Rivera.]

Well, let’s get him over here, and find out. [Or we could not. Carmen starts to say naH, but it’s too late. Julian’s waving him down.] JORDAN. GET OVER HERE. 

[I believe Jordan was probably already keeping an eye on this situation, so even though he huffed and puffed all the way over there, he was probably grATEFUL that his brother summoned him, lbr.] What?

Are you upset with Carmen?

Excuse me? [He makes a face at Carmen.]

The shirt thing. Your shirt that she wore home after graduation, and then on Sunday. Are you upset with her over that?

I-- wh-- I... [He’s super confused, and honestly, he’s just making the same face even harder at Carmen, who’s face is exuding the purest form of innocence right now, because she knows the question going through Jordan’s mind right now. ‘Why does Julian know about what she was wearing after that night?’. And honestly, he was probably more annoyed with this situation than ever, because there was really only one answer to that question, wasn’t there? Carmen? Nope, she doesn’t care.] Of course I’m not. How stupid would I be to be upset over that?

Ah, so you wouldn’t care if she joined our game then? She’d be welcome?

‘Course she’d be welcome.

See, Carmen? No problem.

Aren’t you so forgiving~? [We here at Parrish Inc. would be lying if we said she wasn’t at least the tiniest bit amused by all of this. Because she is. She so is.]

Yeah. I’d say it was a good quality of mine. [He’s being sarcastic, and he’s SUPER-BUGGED by all of this, and Carmen can tell, and really, she’s never had more fun in her entire life. It was great.]

See? Everything’s fine. You two good friends can kiss and make up later. For now, it’s time for me to keep kicking your ass, Jordan.

It’s not 1v1 anymore.

Right. It’s 2v1. Carmen’s on my team~.

‘Cause that’s fair. [Eye roll.]

Hey, you can’t have her on the field and the bed, buddy.

I-- You-- We...

You can’t keep secrets from the guy that helped her sneak out, bro. 

[Carmen, ever amused by the look on his face as Julian let that bit of information out, giggles to the high heavens. There is a slight undercurrent of mischievousness in it. Like, wow.]  And she appreciated the help~.

It was my pleasure to be of service, ma’am.

Can we just go play the game now, please?

Sure thing, Jordan.

[And off they go. Jordan probably does get his ass kicked. Who’s ready for a time jump??? I AM.]

[So, now here we are seeing that it’s later. Much later. I’m talking everybody’s gone back to their respective rooms later. Jordan, as he is nothing but a big baby, as usual, again, did very little talking after the beach situation, because heckie, what even was going on? And nah, he couldn’t ask Carmen about it when everyone else was around-- not even Julian, because he’d just get SCREWED WITH MORE BY HIM if he were to bring it up, and boy, he was just suspicious af about everything. 

And Carmen, well, she was completely nonplussed with the whole thing. She didn’t care if he was upset with her, and she definitely didn’t care if he was on to something or not. It wasn’t a big deal to her at all. He wasn’t smart. She knew that. He just thought he knew things, but he was far too gullible to ever be able to come to a conclusion about his suspicions. SO, she wasn’t even worried. 

So, she’s getting ready for bed (Dressed already. Let’s not worry ourselves here.), and then there’s a knock at her door. She, unlike the big idiot baby, is smart, so duh, she already knows who’s gonna be on the other side when she opens it, and lo and behold, it is the big idiot baby. He doesn’t wait to be invited in, tbh.]

I need to talk to you.

Please, no. Do come in, Jordan~.

Why did Julian know about all of that? Why did he say what he said?

All of what???

Don’t try to play stupid, Carmen. I know you’re not stupid.

Be more specific, honey. He said a lot of things today.

He said he helped you sneak out. Why?

Maybe because he did~?

[Noises like ‘fUCHUCHCHCPF’.] What did we discuss the night before??? About you leaving before he was even awake???

I guess I overslept?

You knew he’d be awake.

Yeah? And? I didn’t know he’d be in the house.

You were wearing my shirt.

So??

Only my shirt. Right?

That’s the last time I try to be comfortable.

What were you trying to do, Carmen?

Leave???

And have a conversation with Julian on the way out?

What a crime to get help getting out of your maze of a house.

You knew he’d be awake, and you left my room in only my shirt. O n l y.

What are you trying to say?

My brother is married.

Okay. I know that. What’s your point?

You’re- You’re flirting with him. That’s my point. That’s all you’ve done since you met him. Walking out of my room to talk to him in nothing but a shirt is just the icing on the cake.

Or I’m just being friendly, and the shirt thing was nothing but a coincidence.

There’s a difference between friendly and friendly.

Sure there is. And you’d know the difference, because we’ve been friendly.

Exactly. So I can tell when it’s friendly.

Let’s say I am flirting. What’s the harm in that? Flirting isn’t a big deal.

It is when it’s my married brother.

Why do you care?

Because it’s my brother, and I care about his well-being, and the well-being of his relationship with his wife, believe it or not.

Yeah, right, Jordan. This is all about your damn crush again. 

I already fucking told you I’m over that.

You’ve done a great job proving it with your crazy-ass jealousy.

I’m not jealous. I’m concerned for my brother.

See, I don’t believe that. Because I think if I were ~flirting with some married guy that wasn’t your brother, you’d still be fucking pissed.

[A scoff.] That’s not even remotely true.

Oh, it’s not, is it? Are you trying to tell me you’re not even the slightest bit jealous over the fact that I find your brother nice-looking~? It’s just about his relationship, and you wouldn’t care ~at all if it was somebody else?

Of course I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t give a shit if you tried to go after someone else.

In that case, I guess I’ll be attaching myself to the very first man with a wedding ring on that I see tomorrow. And don’t forget~. You don’t actually give a shit unless it’s Julian~.

[Imagine if smoke could come out of a person’s ears. Because it would totally be coming out of Jordan’s ears right now, if at all possible. And, again, Carmen is finding herself far too entertained. Because who doesn’t gain pleasure from Jordan Harper’s misfortunes? And would I be lying if I said she wasn’t at least a little bit turned on? Because... well... she might be. I’m ashamed, and she probably is too, but her biggest kink is people falling all over themselves with jealousy for her. Sorry. Yikes.

It’s been silent, though. Perhaps all that can be heard is Jordan’s breathing as he tries his darnedest to cool himself off. But I think we know that’s not gonna be happening at all, now is it? It’s not.]

You know what? I agree with what you said the other day. I like you a lot better when we’re not talking.

[And ya know what? She was actually alright with this turn of events. Because, wELL, WHO’S ACROSS THE HALL? And who’s parents are conveniently on the other side of the condo? Is it in her plan to keep certain people awake again? I bet it is, if I know my girl~. And I do know my girl~.]

Finally, we agree on something.

[RIP to Julian and Sophie’s hours of sleep. The end.]

[celxstialclanarchive]

🔥 Spill some salt XD

The Salt is spilleth on:

Konoha’s treatment of just everything

Ok, I love Konoha as much as the next guy, but please explain why all their poorly concealed mistakes are the best kept secrets and their sheep mentality is never questioned, or at least called out.

I will never understand why Sakumo was vilified for something that is common sense in ANY. TEAM. Keeping your team alive at the expense of the mission would be a bad thing, yes, BUT! Without them, Sakumo himself may not have been able to return to at least report the mission’s success. And not to mention they were total assholes. I’d like to think I’d be grateful to the man who saved your life, but they didn’t stick around to look after the son of the man you wronged after commiting suicide, which I am sure tarnished his name in Konoha’s books even more. Good. Keep away from the second person you made suffer for being ungrateful little shits, but Kakashi isn’t safe from my salt. At least the Land of Water was honest with themselves about having teammates betray each other so deeply ingrained in their culture, as wrong as it is, as many minor antagonists have pointed out *coughrememberZabuzacough*. You can expect to see disloyalty because the Land of Water’s culture before Mei came into office is so fucked up, and she probably was the only Mizukage to start social change to fix these issues, in which won’t resurface for another fifty to seventy years at best. But Konoha is supposed to be a safe haven for children, right???

A lot of antis have already mentioned their spectacular track record with orphans, especially considering a great deal of them were by their own doing. Kakashi? Konoha. Karin and other displaced Uzumaki? Not necessarily Konoha, but why was Uzushio so thoroughly destroyed if Konoha was an ally and the first and fourth Hokage’s wives once called that place home?? Never really made sense so if someone can explain that hmu. Yahiko? Konoha. Kabuto? Konoha. Sasuke and Naruto? Do I even need to say it? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON DANZO AND ROOT!

The Uchiha. Neither side did the right things to settle the tension, lbr. All out genocide, guys? Really? Sending a thirteen year old with PTSD thanks to his father to do all your dirty work instead handling things like the mature adults you’re supposed to be? If Itachi is adult enough to be a double agent and dish out genocide on orders of elderly people, actual adults are adult enough to have discussions and peaceful protests to make light of the discrimination with those same elderly people. Peaceful protest would have been more plausible to do than a coup, because less room for vilification later on.

How did NO ONE question the murder of an entire noble clan in one night, with a seven year old survivor, and the reason Itachi gives is basically ‘lol just felt like it’? I don’t care if people didn’t like them, it’s too convenient, especially considering no other children were spared along with Sasuke, also a child. As a child myself, I knew something was wrong, based on logic alone and when the plot reveal came, I was not surprised that my suspicions were true. Kakashi is one of the few living who knew Itachi to some extent before the massacre, and considering that he knew his status in ANBU, this genius should have had some concerns. I headcanon that the thought police slowly started becoming a thing to keep things quiet, and enough people had been hurt and silenced by Root that to even think of questioning it in the privacy of your own home was a near death wish.

Which brings me to my next point- Kakashi Hatake.

For someone who has been severely wronged by Konoha, you’d think he’d be more aware of what Sasuke was going through after being told the truth. Kakashi was orphaned by everyone acting like being a decent teammate was a terrible thing. Hiruzen talks about the village being like a family, but since when is it wrong to watch out for said family, or actually treat everyone like family? Sakura to this day, has no idea why Sasuke did what he did so long ago and neither Kakashi nor Naruto felt bothered enough to tell her, their teammate. I’m more disappointed in Naruto for this since they both wanted Sasuke back. Naruto can point out a false love confession, but your crush’s crush’s reason for being public enemy number one isn’t worth mentioning? Yeah ok.

Kakashi constantly undermined Sasuke’s feelings and would changing the shinobi system really be a bad thing if someone who was like minded in believing it needed change actually got in contact with Sasuke to discuss more plausible ways to do so and make Konoha’s elders own up to all their injustices up until that point? And apparently he made Yamato watch Orochimaru? Dude what the ever loving fuck? WHY 👏 WOULD 👏 YOU 👏 DO 👏 THAT? That’s like working for the people who killed your family- wait.

Orochimaru. Fucking Orochimaru. Enough said.

The Kurama incident. Again, nobody putting two and two together and saying, “isn’t it coincidental that our new jinchuuriki is a blonde orphan, our now dead Hokage was a blonde and looks kinda like him, and was so conveniently born on the same day the Hokage died? Hey, wasn’t his wife pregnant and expecting really soon, too? What’s up with that???” Just… gah.

Honestly, at this point, I think it’s fair to say that anything hugely harmful like the above mentioned kept secret isn’t because nobody is alive to question it. No one is smart enough to. *mic drop*