#on the pierre lore

[splatattackz]

heyy so you know pierres lore today. the new report. from the fed scout. talking about aypierre and ayrobot and ayrobots stasis and the feds wanting to run analysis machines on ayrobot while hes in said stasis and aypierres away.

yeah. i was sitting here wondering what those analysis machines could imply/cause and how much the feds could have tampered with ayrobot, and i came to the realization. in the pre-established lore, the stasis was made of ice, and ayrobot had been put there bc aypierre would be away from the LPs island for a while. and then the ice melted, and we're told its because aypierre had been away too long. and ayrobot thought he had been abandoned - which caused some of the rage and anger he feels towards aypierre.

what im saying is, what if the ice didnt melt bc it had been too long. what if it melted very prematurely. from the feds tampering. because thats what i think is being implied here. which is crazy.

the feds possibly started the domino effect there.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Wanted to give a few of my favorite men some period cramps so they could suffer with me <3

[leclercsbf]

“you see, i would have picked charles, esteban. i like my teammate.”

[formulaonedirection]

Formula 1 as boybands

Early 2000s Backstreet Circuit burst on the scene in 2000 with their infectious hit Britney's In The Wall and charmed the nation. Brought together by the legendary Ron Dennis, critics have been quick to raise the question of how manufactured they are but nobody can deny Backstreet Mania is taking over the new millenium.

2010s As the world witnessed the formation of Formula One Direction, plucked from 5 regular boys with humble beginnings on the popular contest programme Pole Position, who knew in one short year the walls of every teenager would be filled with posters of Charles, Alex, George, Pierre and Lando. But no matter what age you are these boys have made a splash on pop culture unheard of since Backstreet Circuit.

2020s They sing, they dance, they write, they produce, if you haven't heard of Checkered Flag, get ready for their incoming world domination. Headed by leader and main producer Yuki Tsunoda, this supergroup is ready to make boybands cool again with their catchy tunes and impressive choreography.

inspo 1 / 2 / 3

[landhoe]

My personal highlights of the F1 Las Vegas "Who's most likely to" video

- Daniel "Spoiling" inventing the story of George planning to propose to Carmen in Vegas to get married by an Elvis impersonator

- Daniel saying charles would get married because "he [charles] likes relationships"

- Kmag's answer to everything being "Nico Hülkenberg"

- Half the grid agreeing Yuki would get lost at the grand canyon

- Max saying Lando is "in a wild phase"

- Alex saying "Valtteri is on the way to a face tattoo"

- Esteban asking if this is the video where the drivers throw each other under the bus

- Pierre saying he could see himself most likely get married in the Las Vegas Chapel

- Esteban Ocon and his cheat meal (2 burgers, fries and an oreo milkshake)

[ghostlydeanbailiffcloud]

Another day, another win for me and every enjoyer of those two gremlins (bad&pierre)

Wholesome interactions? EVERY time, he's just so understanding and it doesn't bother him going out of his way to help bad

Every time they start giggling/laughing at each other and do their shenanigans and pranks

The way they fuel each other is everything, the glitch sharing, caring for each other, emotional help and material providing.

I don't think I ship them but listen if you do you are the most valid ever because get you someone that would pull out a gun (illegal item that he very much stole) to protect you, that makes accommodations to make you more comfortable, that never judges you

(not forgetting bad also seeks out Pierre's opinion pretty often and trusts him)

Bro they have the same daughter

I just think it's pretty thinking that bad was the first person that pierre interacted with after the introduction day and that pierre helds him at high regards since then

WHY do people not acknowledge their friendship and dynamic more

[olympain]

Lactatius Travelling Beast Jean-Pierre Nobody

[logansargey]

What are your favourite pieces of Maxiel and Piarles lore?

Oh anon, how I am so glad you asked me this. Okay so I'll start with Maxiel and then do Piarles. This may get long so buckle up

Maxiel lore

The vacation they went on with each other and refuse to say anything about or even talk about.

Zandvoort 2011 pic of young Max and older Daniel.

Singapore fruit challenge

The video of drunk Max on a plane, being clingy to Daniel

THE FUCKIN CHRISTMAS CHALLENGES ON THE SOFA

Malaysia 2016 podium

They have/had a secret handshake

They said they could picture themselves in 20 years hanging out on Daniels farm.

Max gifting Daniel a karaoke machine in secret Santa and Daniel instantly guessing Max "because he knows me"

Max gifting Daniel a fuel scented candle because he once said he loved the smell of diesel.

Two words: Monza 2021

2017 Hungarian Grand Prix

Max complimenting Dan's nose and smile all the time

KI KI AYY

They live(d) in the same apartment building.

Daniel mentioning Max's facial hair all the time.

"should we hold hands since this is the last time we're doing this"

The puppets and Max make them kiss while saying "I love you Daniel"

Daniel once saying in an interview that him and Max are no longer dating

That's it for Maxiel bc I want to hurry up and get on with Piarles.

Piarles lore

Meeting in 2005 and instantly clicking.

Both of their mom's names are Pascale

THE NICKNAME CALAMAR

Charles said in an interview that if anyone tried to come in between them, he'd tell them to fuck off.

Charles stayed with Pierre when races happened in France and Pierre stayed with Charles when one happened in Italy

They dreamed of being in F1 together.

THE BASKETBALL DATE (poor estie was a third wheel)

Said they may run a fashion company together when they are both done in F1

Played tennis with each other when they both couldn't sleep.

They have no clue what personal space is when they're together

Wearing each other's merch (GET UP!!)

Calling each other beautiful on insta

Said they want to be team mates in the future (pls God, no, we will not have another brocedes incident.

They try to go on at least one vacation together a year.

[svtskneecaps]

"do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created" except it's the qsmp admins realizing players including but not limited to forever, pierre, tazercraft, cellbit, phil, fit, bad, and etoiles are able and completely willing to break the server for reasons such as "to gamble more", or simply because it's funny

[ahalliance]

i think a crucial aspect of the codebreakers dynamic that is sometimes overlooked is how likewise enamoured phil is with étoiles . like étoiles is the god of praising and hyping people up so people tend to focus on how much étoiles thinks phil is the coolest guy ever but do not forget that phil also thinks étoiles is the coolest fucking guy to ever guy he will never pass up an opportunity to talk about how cool and strong and funny étoiles is . their relationship is built on their mutual ‘WOW this guy is awesome’ feelings for one another and it is amazing

[haloberry]

Damn, Fit and Pac keeping secrets from Tubbo? Who would’ve guessed! /s

But genuinely, definitely makes sense for Fit and Pac to keep it a secret from Tubbo, bc we all know Pierre will definitely pay for it, even if the reason was valid.

Like, Tubbo has always been sympathetic for the Federation workers. (Besides Cucurucho, but that’s just bc it’s personal with them. Plus, how do we even know if Cucurucho is human?)

And with Pierre already being on his list because of the hole hate, Fred being kidnapped? Someone, who Tubbo directly says he would go evil for? Yup, sorry Pierre, your lore will die with you /j

Still, it is interesting that Fit and Pac are going to stay shut but, for how long? Until Pierre’s lore is over? Until Fred tells Tubbo? Until Tubbo finds out himself? What if they slip up and tell Tubbo by accident? What if the other tells Tubbo despite the other warning them not to? What if Pac and Fit’s trust for one other gets tested?

Morning Crew will definitely be taking a hit, despite how reasonable it was. Still, here’s hoping we get a good ending!

Also, it’s kinda funny to imagine what Tubbo will actually do. Will he scream and immediately go for Pierre’s nutsack? Or, we get serious Tubbo who is gunna plan out a 53 step plan to make sure man’s never recovers financially?

Stay tuned on the LGBTQSMP!!

[theskyisthelimit06]

these rumors of Franco allegedly dating China Suarez makes the point of some classic and modern drivers casually dating younger women look like a walk in a park.

[angel-anachronism]

Idk why every time I have no inspiration I HAVE to listen to The Distortionist by Ghost and Pals, and boom, I suddenly am writing fanfics and making fanart like a piece of machinery. Like hell yeah mirror man break those mirrors!

[thepavementsings-archive]

We called it the Loser Club

[irradiatedsnakes]

i do wish dialtown had more in the way of women. like it is very much a dude-heavy cast especially for a game that is otherwise rather good in the gender department..?

[bendyartistic]

Question for Christopher and Frankie... in what time period do you think Christopher and Frankie would've met? Frankie, the more recent death of the two, died in 1950, so the two would've had to have met in the 1950s or later, right?

Interesting question actually, but no!

My AU takes place in "current time", mostly in the future so to speak, however for this question in particular Christopher and Frankie met each other in.. I'd like to linger my finger on 2022-2023. Though it is implied they've known each other now for a good while, so it is assumed many years have past since then.

You can always ask more about this if you want though, answering stuff about them is fun!