#on teledildonics

[stargir1z]

DETERMINATION FROM THE OUTSIDE: STIGMATA, TELEDILDONICS, AND REMOTE CYBERSEX  by bogna konior

[does-it-please-you-shalori]

AN EASY-BAKE FCG

[victusinveritas]

If you go far enough into the realm of fucking robots you eventually get a robotic prosthetic* (just pray someone other than Tesla makes it because their version will definitely catch fire and probably malfunction when wet...and that defeats the point of having a roboschlong).

*You might feel a slight gripping and twisting sensation followed by the white screaming pain at the heart of the universe. Provided you don't bleed out, please go to your neighborhood teledildonics specialist for cybercrotch enhancement. Also you'll want a catheter of some sort, yeah we can't roboticize everything piss yet, but the good news is you'll always have a bag of piss to throw at your enemies (or friends if they are into that sort of thing).

[textsfromcybertron]

(650): Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am

[twocubes]

microdosing teledildonics by blowing you a kiss

[oshagley]

It's.... It's the Teledildonic Device

Oh no.

I wanna see all of Fresh Cut Grass’ cool arm attachments!! I’m sorry for the last one

[word-for-today]

Word for today: teledildonics

The practice of using networked or internet-connected sex toys to pleasure someone else; the science of developing such technology

[transingthoseformers]

I don't remember quite what they're called but you remember the bluetooth dick and pussy toys you'll see sometimes in transformers fics right? Teledildonics I think?

Do you think one can utilize that in order to work out Transformer x human sex?

[upwards-descent]

Tagged by the lovely @luxceon and I'm in turn tagging @therealvagabird @transistor-rhythm-909 @peet-peat @sangheilihoes and @monstercumhrt

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

They have fabrials that move things synchronously. You don't have to attach it to an ink-pen.

Chat do we think artifabrians have invented vibrators yet

[bernardperroudart]

Stefan Glerum. Rednose Distrikt.

Teledildonics Duo.

[cutie-melon]

i will never fully recover from the word 'teledildonics'

[stargir1z]

DETERMINATION FROM THE OUTSIDE: STIGMATA, TELEDILDONICS, AND REMOTE CYBERSEX by bogna konior

[pocketgalaxies]

"TELEDILDONIC DEVICE"

[trimmedbushproductions]

after all the FCG jokes it's gonna turn out that FRIDA's the automaton with a teledildonic device

[mostlysignssomeportents]

This day in history

This Saturday (19 Aug), I'm appearing at the San Diego Union-Tribune Festival of Books. I'm on a 2:30PM panel called "Return From Retirement," followed by a signing:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/festivalofbooks

#15yrsago How the Daily Show’s PVRs work https://web.archive.org/web/20080819214437/http://www.pvrblog.com/pvr/2008/08/the-daily-show.html?cid=126776178

#15yrsago Transcript of my talk on “Life in the Information Economy” https://craphound.com/cambridge_biz_lectures.txt

#10yrsago Cross a border, lose your ebooks https://listserv.crl.edu/wa.exe?A2=LIBLICENSE-L;1e13597c.1308&A2=LIBLICENSE-L;1e13597c.1308

#10yrsago Talking about the writing life https://www.shelf-awareness.com/readers-issue.html?issue=223#m4107

#5yrsago NYU makes med school free for all students https://www.wsj.com/articles/nyu-offers-full-tuition-scholarships-for-all-medical-students-1534433082

#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil

#5yrsago CEO-to-worker wage gap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/

#5yrsago Portugal proves that austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/

#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired

I'm kickstarting the audiobook for "The Internet Con: How To Seize the Means of Computation," a Big Tech disassembly manual to disenshittify the web and make a new, good internet to succeed the old, good internet. It's a DRM-free book, which means Audible won't carry it, so this crowdfunder is essential. Back now to get the audio, Verso hardcover and ebook:

http://seizethemeansofcomputation.org