#on it ma'am 🤠

[levencamthenone]

Mini transition diary but yesterday i had my hrt consult and today i got my blood drawn for testing im literally so excited :DDDD

[peaches-and-creamm]

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT...?

making sure the jjk men know they're loved☹️

thank you to the nonie that requested this 😭😭, I NEEDED THIS TOO-

featuring: gojo, choso, megumi, yuji, toge- and i added yuta♥

warnings: toge calls you his girlfriend, yuji says yes ma'am. suggestive for choso's and toge's!

A/N: i didn't proofread any of these I JUST NEEDED THE FLUFF BROFREHYSDO

somewhat spoilers for 261 in yuta's? (nothing in detail though!) yuta's is the last one if you're scrolling in case you want to avoid it! ♥ we take spoilers seriously round these parts 🤠

M.LIST♥

[espressiimartinii]

vii. god forbid a woman have hobbies

part 7

summary: new year? new me! it does take y/n l/n a little bit of time to get used to the rb15, and favouritism does really sprint in the red bull racing family.

pairing: none - it's all platonic 💅

warnings: apart from rewriting actual events so they fit better, there may be a sprinkle of typical motorsport ✨sexism✨

tag list is back open! turns out i still don't understand the tagging system, so i will be tagging in comments.... sorry? i will be capping tags at about 25

author's note: and if i said i got sick, what then... shout out to the regular flu, you're a real one for that.

previous | masterlist | next

offseason shenanigans

rbr_y/nl/n my focken PIZZA 😭😭 also, i could not post the picture were alexi looks STUNNING!! 😍 tagged: alexirexi; surves

f1brainrot ma'am.... the trolley?? you could be injured??? why??? ↳ rbr_y/nl/n it's fun, hope that helps👍

redbullracing ✔️ this does not look things that are on the approved list of activities... ↳ rbr_y/nl/n okay? close your eyes then? 🧐

alexirexi I LOOK HAWT 🥵 ↳ surves why are you gripping the back of my head like that tho... ↳ rbr_y/nl/n did you want to smash your face against a PUBLIC toilet rim? ↳ surves thank you for holding my head up alexi, i didnt doubt u for a second ↳ alexirexi anything for u bby gorl 😜

danielricciardo Are you taking applications for new members? ↳ rbr_y/nl/n I hate to break this to you.... but you're not eligible to become a member 😔 ↳ danielricciardo But you said I could join. ↳ rbr_y/nl/n Positions aren't open to ex-red bull drivers, that's like hanging out with an ex ↳ maxverstappen What about current drivers? ↳ danielricciardo There is no way that my best friends are deciding to hang out with me. ↳ rbr_y/nl/n membership approved for max, but i guess he can bring a plus one..... 🙄 ↳ maxverstappen I will bring you, Daniel, do not worry. ↳ danielricciardo YEE HAW 🤠

pierregasly vraiment, sans ton frère? ↳ rbr_y/nl/n oui 🥖 ↳ pierregasly 😡

womeninf1 she's besties with danny ric and max verstappen?? it's only been literally 1 month since she got to red bull... ↳ stany/n i just know that max was outdone.... maxplaining? nah, y/n is a certified yapper ↳ y/n4wdc was that even a question?? what i wouldn't give to interrogate christian horner and find out who his favourite adopted child is ↳ maxstans it's max for sure ↳ f1brainrot is it?? did you see danny ricc's christmas insta post where he revealed that only y/n l/n got a horner family christmas invite?? ↳ maxstans THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS!?!? ↳ stany/n max also revealing in a press interview before christmas that christian would NOT shut up about how proud he is of y/n ↳ womeninf1 you forgot to include the fact that max was just maxplaining how monumental it is that y/n is in f1 and how he admires her work ethic ↳ maxstans oh, so you're telling me.... max and y/n are siblings now ↳ pierregasly No. Not true. ↳ f1brainrot PIERRE GASLY? ↳ pierregasly Max is not the brother, I am.

see more comments

we release the christmas photos

rbr_y/nl/n y/n!! release the evidence!! release the pictures!! well here is evidence that i got to spend christmas AND new years with THE geri halliwell and her husband (whoever that is?) tagged: gerihalliwellhorner; alexirexi; surves

gerihalliwellhorner It was our pleasure to have you staying with us for Christmas and New Years. Let's do brunch when you race in Silverstone and maybe we'll be able to escape Christian's racing lectures for a little bit. ↳ rbr_y/nl/n Yes!! I will clear my calendar, anything for you!! ↳ redbullracing RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT THE BOSS IS LOOKING A LITTLE BIT MIFFED INNIT

danielricciardo I've been with the team for 5 years and I haven't been invited? Ever? Am I witnessing favouritism? ↳ rbr_y/nl/n you don't even work here anymore!!! ↳ danielricciardo You never truly leave the Red Bull Family, once a red bull racer, always a red bull racer. ↳ rbr_y/nl/n Well, boss has a favourite and it's me. ↳ maxverstappen That sounds incorrect, I literally exist. ↳ redbullracing The boss would like to relay that he has no favourites and he would never choose one. ↳ maxverstappen I will literally put the car into the wall if he does not choose me. ↳ rbr_y/nl/n contracts agreed to under duress are not legally binding!

pierregasly So this is why you declined the invite to spend Christmas with us.... I see... ↳ rbr_y/nl/n pierre... I am so sorry.... I will spend Christmas with you this year... ↳ pierregasly Maman will be very disappointed in you if you do not turn up.

stany/nl/n I think she just got adopted... well, at least we can call her a nepo baby. ↳ f1brainrot This is the only nepo baby I will support. ↳ rbr_y/nl/n I'M ADOPTED?!?! ↳ mamal/n No, honey, we found you on the side of the road. ↳ f1brainrot NOT Y/N'S ACTUAL MOTHER SAYING THIS ↳ womeninf1 what's a better bit, y/n continuously being censored by the red bull PR team or the dubious beginnings of y/n's life - like who are her parents if she was found on the ground? ↳ redbullthegoat is that even a legitimate question? Her father is literally 2012 Sebastian Vettel. ↳ stany/nl/n i think that means she is a child of a teen mum. ↳ womeninf1 yeah, that kinda checks out tho...

alexirexi THANK U GERI FOR HAVING US OVER AS WELL!! ↳ surves Thank you so much for having us, it was a BLAST. Sorry for climbing on top of the fridge... ↳ gerihalliwellhorner It was a pleasure to have the both of you over as well!

see more comments

the australian grand prix weekend starts and we are off to an okay start

note: trying a new format for the instagram post comments, cause the indenting was not working el em ay oh

taglist (cause i'm kinda stupid and forgot to include it in the original comment tagging spree): @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy;

[lovingyoulovinme]

yourinstagram

Liked by danielricciardo and 67,353 others

yourinstagram saving horses & riding cowboys

View all 300 comments

devonleecarlson you are perfect

dannyric333 daniel liking my favorite influencers post what kind of crossover....

sza 🥵🥰

landonorris 👀

itgirlyn officer shes being horny on main again

danielricciardo

Liked by landonorris and 1,242,453 others

danielricciardo Welcome to Texas.

View all 1,412 comments

ausgp Giddy up, cowboy! 🤠

f1 Giving the people what they want!

landonorris 😍

yourinstagram hot

— View 40 more replies

dannyric333 MA'AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

mclarengirls uhhhhh we all saw her last post right

ynfan1 y/n's photo is a little toooo similar to this

yourinstagram

Liked by loriharvey and 89,489 others

yourinstagram 🎀

View all 443 comments

danielricciardo Could've cropped the second picture a little better...

— View 50 more replies

yourinstagram buy me a mclaren and then you can have an opinion

danielricciardo Okay.

dr3fanclub are yall dating be real honest with me rn......

ynlover WHO IS THAT MANS

bellahadid soft launch era

danielricciardo_fan1 got a bad feeling that daniel is the man in the third pic

yourinstagram

Liked by kehlani and 124,375 others

yourinstagram me being hot and perfect & a picture i took of sweet boy being hot and perfect

View all 1,456 comments

bellahadid HARD LAUNCH ERA!!!!

ynisthebest not him being the cowboy in question

dannyric333 i won 😭

danielricciardo 😊

landonorris pretends to be shocked

daniel3.jpg

Liked by yourinstagram and 898,382 others

daniel3.jpg 🖤

View all 3,468 comments

yourinstagram never posting your ass on my main account ever again

— View 79 more replies

daniel3.jpg Love you!!!!!!

yourinstagram 🙄

daninred the girls are fightingggggg

yourinstagram 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

lando.jpg A+ camera work

georgerussell63 How'd you get her to date you

ricforever daniel girls we've lost he is in love

[roblesgavin]

     When made upright the former racing champion who'd seen his dreams go up in smoke clutched his aching head and squinted at the voice cutting through the daylight spilling into the empty club. Once again he'd drank too much and passed out in one of the booths. With Pride going on around Wilmington he was living it up extra large. People were just a lot more fun and into partying during this time. Everyone matched his energy, for the most part, in seeking an escape. That living in fantasy was so alluring. With a rasped groan he scrubbed his face with his palm and hoped it would do the trick of clearing the fog a bit.

     "Shut the fuck up." Despite the scratchiness to his voice the words had affection to them. Safia was likely one of the only people that saw and knew all the sides of him and still kept coming around. Therefore, with so much history and such a strong bond there was always a softness there. "Thanks," he said, worn eyes meeting hers as she handed over the caffeine delivery. "Why are you up so early and chipper?" To his knowledge her nights were long like his own. Another reason they were compatible. "The opportunity to see this handsome face gets you going that much, huh," hand to chest, "I'm touched."

LOCATION: The Hideaway

WITH: @roblesgavin

Safia had grown up being the person others felt inclined to check in on, it was a no brainer what with her reckless behaviour and little to no thought process. It was something she had found herself leaning on like crutches, knowing that she could push the boundaries because there was always someone there to catch her fall. That had quite been the case with Gavin, until recent years. His steep decline had rocked Safia to her core, realising that she needed to be his crutches, now more than ever.

"Holy shit, he's out of bed before midday." she joked lightly, her mouth gaping open in shock. He hadn't been at his place, and so her next go-to was naturally his blues club. "Here, I bought you a coffee." Safia raised the take-out coffee cup to him, hers still warm in her other hand. "Figured you might need it." it was a safe bet that Gavin always needed coffee.

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Something completely unhinged with Euronymous please 😭 like the reader riding and overstimulating him until he's crying and his orgasms are dry 🥺

Safe a horse, ride your black metal boytoy 🤠

Deathcrush

Summary: Looks like Euronymous gets really sensitive when overstimulated.

Pairing: Euronymous x fem!Reader

Word Count: ~1.1k

Content Warnings: Trve Kvlt Smvt 18+!, Bondage, Unprotected P In V, Overstimulation, Crying, Begging, Affectionate Degradation, Wax Play, Forced Orgasm, Implied Aftercare

A/N: Time to piss off some elitist, gatekeeping edgelords 😌🫡

Disclaimer - I want to make it abundantly clear that I am not writing about the real Øystein Aarseth. I am writing about the fictionalized version of Euronymus portrayed by sexyman Rory Culkin, please and thank you!

Tagging the gender neutral hoe squad:

@crypticsewerslut @quicksilversg1rl @alalalaaallaaalaaa @star-milk-tea @milsthouqhts @roryculkinsbf @roryculkinsgf @spookyorchid @arch1viste @whoareyoi @angelsanarchy @b4sementgrl

"Ma'am, stop, please! Please, I'm begging you! I can't…", Euronymous whimpered into the candle-lit bedroom, "It's too much, please!"

His wrists pushed and pulled against black rope that you had used to carefully tie him up against the head of the bed frame.

The rope most certainly added a nice, aesthetic touch to the view in front of you. His pale, nearly chalk-white skin against the black forming a contrast pleasing to the eye as you sat on top of him, his achingly hard cock buried deep inside of you as you rolled your hips against his crotch.

"Oh, I think you can take more, sweety.", You didn't stop in your movements as you smiled down on him, droplets of sweat covering his forehead and his eyes practically pleading unto you, "You've been so good for me so far and you don't want to upset me, do you, Euronymous?"

"No, of course not, Ma'am. But.." His raspy voice broke as you clenched down around him, making him twitch involuntarily.

"But what, baby, huh? Use your words." You teased with slightly arched brows.

"It's too much, please. I just need a little break, pretty please!" He pressed out of trembling lips.

"A little break, hm? Is my little fucktoy feeling sore? Worn out from Ma'am riding you all night long, yeah?" For a few thrusts, you picked up the pace, waiting for him to answer.

"Yeah, yes, fuck, Ma'am, please! Just a little break!" He mewled, almost unable to form a coherent sentence.

"Okay, granted. A small, little break you shall have…" With that you halted in your movements, a devilish grin spreading across your face, because you'd certainly give him his break but only on your conditions.

"Thank you, thank you so much, Ma'am." Euronymous gasped, his chest heaving up and down with every raggedy breath.

"Of course, baby. What kind of Ma'am would I be if I wasn't listening and taking good care of my property, hm?", You let the palm of your hand wander over his defined chest, nails scratching softly, playfully, "You know I really like your chest, don't you? It's so pretty but I think we could make it even more beautiful."

Withholding a laugh, you watched his brows furrow in confusion, his facial expression turning from sheer overstimulation to questioning.

"C-could we?" He looked at you with widening eyes.

"Oh, yeah! Let's just take this candle right here…", You leaned to the side to grab one of the many candles from the nightstand and let it hoover above his chest, "And let's add some color to that nice, soft skin of yours."

With a carefully watching gaze, you tilted the red candle gently until little drops of melted wax tripped over the edge right onto his chest.

Euronymous hissed upon impact, the liquid turning back into a solid on his skin.

"Oh, that's pretty! You know, I'm feeling a bit inspired right now…" You grinned to yourself as you slowly started to drip the wax in the rough shape of an upside down pentagram onto him.

With each droplet he squirmed and squealed underneath you, actively moving himself inside of you again.

"That's not fair…" Euronymous whined, his eyes fluttering shut as the pain from the hot wax and the ongoing overstimulation triggered every nerve to fire.

"You're moving now, baby. I'm just giving you that break you wanted to have so bad." Your tone saccharine-sweet as you talked down on him like that.

"No, no, you're making me!" He sniffled, the first hot, few tears of helplessness gathering at the corners of his eyes.

"Oh, no, I don't think so. That's your needy cock thrusting into me right now and deep down you know that you just need to cum for me again." You taunted him in a soft tone.

"N-no!", His voice was sore and shaky as you continued to drip wax onto his chest, "I can't…I can't cum again, please."

"Nuh-uh.", You shushed, "We both know that you can, babe."

After you finished your burgundy red work of art on his body, you placed the candle back onto the nightstand. Resting on top of him, your cunt provocatively clenching and throbbing around his cock, you attentively watched heavy tears roll down the sides of his face as an avalanche of gibberish spilled out of his mouth.

"No, no, please, no. I can't do this, no, please. I'm so sore, Ma'am, please. I can't cum again, please. There's nothing left, I-" He sobbed under his breath as you picked up the pace again, rolling and rocking your hips against his lap, his cock thrusting into you in languid strokes.

"But why are you so fucking hard for me then, huh? Filling me up like the good fucktoy you are." It left your mouth in a low moan, as the tip of his cock stroked and nudged against that sensitive spot inside of you.

"I don't know, I don't…I can't…" Euronymous' voice cracked again, his entire body turning rigid beneath you.

"See? Just let go…cum for me, babe." You encouraged, trying to push him over the threshold for the 4th time tonight.

"It feels so good but hurts…" He sucked his bottom lip between his teeth in a whiny groan, surrendering to you milking him dry yet again.

With a guttural cry, he arched his back from the mattress, his cock pulsing and twitching inside of you as you pulled another orgasm from him. Moaning and whining, he squirmed, pushing against the restraints until you slowly stopped moving.

"I'm so proud of you, babe.", You leaned down to press a long kiss to his quivering lips "I love my perfect, little fucktoy so much. I'm going to untie you now and you'll get all the praise you deserve!"

[junkratswifey]

Hello! Hopefully I'm not too late for the ask thing- I hope you don't mind headcanon stuff cause I've had an idea boggling around my head for a bit: What S/O would need to do to have the mercs like- happy crying, angry crying, sad crying etc. You can make it angsty or as wholesome as you want. (Hopefully I worded my ask right ^^') Oh, and gender neutral please. :)

OH MY DAYS. YES MA'AM, SIR, AND NON-BINARY FRIEND.

Contains: Happy tears (I can't write angst to save my life), Demo, Soldier, Scout, Sniper, Engie

💣Demoman💕

I find that when sober, you could just hug him and he'd melt.

But when he's drunk, he will be crying.

Like y'all could be having a conversation, just hug him, and he'd be like

"QUIT DOIN THAT, YOU ALREADY MAKE ME WANT TA FOCKIN CRY CUZ A HOW GREAT YE ARE"

Any sort of affection when he's drunk works 💕

🪖Soldier🫡

He tries not to cry, because he probably thinks he's not allowed.

But when you softly tell him you love him and then show any sort of affection, he's quite literally sobbing.

"THANK YOU CADET, I LOVE YOU TOO. (sobs)"

Please treat him well, he is so soft 😭

⚾Scout🏃🏻

You know when you stretch, sometimes you'll groan from comfort? And y'know how some people do that when they hug their partner?

He cries every time you do that.

He likes to know that you're comfy, especially in his arms.

"Are you cozy?"

"Mmm, yeah"

"😭"

Big softie, give him hugs 💕

🇦🇺Sniper🦘

He sometimes struggles with picking up on romantic qualities. He doesn't mean to, he just isn't used to it.

I likes when you give him small kisses on his cheek, and when you fall asleep on him/in his arms.

I imagine one time you dozed off in his lap, and you woke up to him sniffling and rubbing his eyes.

"Snipes are you okay?"

"(sniffle) Yea—Yea, mate, I'm alright."

🧰Engie🤠

Engie is a very loving significant other.

He treats you well and makes sure you get lots of attention.

Sometimes he might let you help out in his little workshop.

If you ever work on something yourself, and you do that hot thing where your sleeves are rolled up and you wipe the sweat off your forehead, he is BAWLING.

"Engie! Are you okay???"

"Y-yeah-I just—(sobs)"

THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THIS 😭😭😭

[ribbonprincess]

pov: being Jensen Ackles's gf

yourusername

yourusername: yeehaw 🤠

your comments...

yourusernamefav: mom?

MadelynCline: Oscar looks so cute!😭😭

yourusername: @/MadelynCline I know! he has his own little hat

username789_: casually dropping this-

username!29: not seeing enough people talk about this

yourusername

yourusername: missing the beach already

jensenackles: you look so hot,baby

yourusername: @/jensenackles thank you,bubs

yourbsf: body is tea.

genpadalecki: gorgeous girl

username666: hottest couple the word has ever seen

yourusername

yourusername: weekly dump

your comments...

ynactualover: last two photos? i had an orgasm

jensenackles: I love you sweet girl

yourusername: @/jensenackles love you!!!

Mishacollins: ma'am,your boyfriend has been drooling for the set hour

Sabrinacarpenter: ugh,miss you!!

yourusername

yourusername: don't know what this is...enjoy🍏

your comments...

narasmith: the girls are out

yourusername: @/narasmith they definitely are

jensenackles: when was the third picture even taken?

jaredpadalecki: what happened in the last and first pictures?

yourusername: @/jaredpadalecki first one he was running after Oscar(he's old) and in the last one I told him I finished my stash of candies

yntits: this is why I have this username

[agendabymooner]

london bridge ! daniel r. x måneskin member!ofc (wedding special - 1)

"drinks start pourin' and my speech start slurrin'."

summary: the alessandro-ricciardo wedding week begins when most of the grid travels to a remote island in italy. OR the stag/hen do had done a full 180 when the party turned wild.

content warning: use of explicit language, lando norris finding new besties (aka måneskin members), a wild sebastian vettel in a frat party /j, the drivers shaming each other's late night performances (lewis, carlos, george), reference to lewis' previous relationship (nothing personal)

note: i've been saving a lot of photos and occupying too much storage because of it. it's only right to post this now. enjoy xx

masterlist

landonorris posted a story !

danielricciardo and loressandro posted a story !

ykaaar posted a story !

landonorris posted a story

pierregasly posted a story !

tagged danielricciardo, loressandro, fernandoalo_oficial

liked by thetrishalonso, lewishamilton, estebanocon

the comments have been limited

thetrishalonso so that's where nando went after reading the kids their bedtime story?

alexalbon yes ma'am.

thetrishalonso so you guys are responsible for the awful gruffalo voicing tonight?🧐

georgerussell63 yes ma'am. i take full responsibility to such crime and i will be making it up for fernando. 🙂

lewishamilton your performance of m.i.a was really good last night bro 🔥🥶

georgerussell63 thanks lad. maybe you should do a pussycat doll next time 🧐🤠

landonorris georgerussell63 😟 girl...

carlossainzjr live fast die young bad girls do it well 🥵😈

georgerussell63 didn't you argue with lester in spanish?

carlossainzjr i was drunk and she was speaking italian 😭

landonorris carlossainzjr nah lad, you really took an L last night.

carlossainzjr landonorris i will take the fresh salmon from the sushi bar and throw it to you.

tagged loressandro, danielricciardo, lance_stroll, lewishamilton and 15 others

liked by fernandoalo_oficial, yukitsunoda0511, mickschumacher

comments have been limited

user1 where's the poor groom lad 😭

user2 IS THAT SEBASTIAN VETTEL????

pierregasly we literally said "hey lando, daniel needs to go the front he needs to be in the centre of the picture"

mickschumacher lando, lewis was married last valentine's. this is daniel's week

alexalbon you're the flower boy too. smh. can't even fulfill your role.

charles_leclerc i can't see the groom

maxverstappen1 did you lose a sense of direction after your long island iced tea?

estebanocon where's daniel

carlossainzjr when you can see lando and not the groom. the levels 💀

lando.jpg STOP COMING AFTER ME WE WERE ALL PISS DRUNK 🤡

[soffecoeur]

Excuse me ma'am 🤠

[visualecholalia]

Alright ma'am , here ya r 🤠

[galatially]

kendra!! imagine pietro in a western au though. he’s an outlaw that’s notorious for escaping capture for so many years. he’s so fast they give him the nickname quicksilver 🤠

JESSIE YOUR MIND!

but imagine that you're a barmaid working to settle your father's gambling debts with the sheriff in old west wyoming. despite the constant leery men and the gossiping church marms, you enjoyed working at the saloon.

when sheriff ross started having his men put up wanted posters of the man they dubbed "quicksilver", one of the working girls, sylvie, regaled you with the gossip.

"they say he hails from texas. killed his wife and sister in a blind rage when he found out she was steppin' out on him. his poor sister just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"that ain't what happened," bruce banner, one of your regulars, piped up. "they say he comes from just a few states over. was the son of some rich fella and come back home from minin' to find his whole family dead: daddy, mama, sister. he's been huntin' the men that did it ever since."

sylvie let out a scoff. "well, did you hear about how he got his nickname? at least four states and ten sheriffs have been chasin' him for eleven years! he's always fifteen steps ahead!"

you shook your head, chuckling. "i didn't take either of you for the tall tale type."

"it's true!" bruce leaned in closer to you. "heard from a fella two towns over that the men responsible were a couple o' ross's boys: stark, rogers, and barnes."

you knew them; ruthless men that had on more than one occasion made their fondness for you more than known. steve, the leader of the trio, had told your daddy before he passed that you'd be his bride come hell or high water.

you shushed him, your eyes darting around the bar. "don't let anybody hear you! ross has eyes and ears everywhere, you know that."

"yeah, bruce, you're gon' get us all killed!" sylvia hissed.

the doors to the saloon swung open suddenly and the room went deathly silent. the stranger was well over six foot, cloaked head to toe in heavy brown leather. his heavy footfalls echoed throughout the bar, the only thing distinguishable on him were the piercing blue eyes beneath the brim of his hat.

he took the seat between bruce and sylvie, those eyes holding you in place. "an ale if you would, miss."

you nodded wordlessly, quickly getting the mug filled. "that'll be five pieces silver, sir."

ten pieces were set down in front of you. your eyes rounded.

"sir, i — "

he waved off your reply, a smirk in his eyes. "i am much obliged, ma'am." he leaned in closer. "but if i can be so candid? is it always this quiet?"

"we don't get many strangers here," you said, smiling sweetly. "what brings you rawlins?"

"oh, i have some business with a few men here. ol' friends of mine." distant shouts grew louder and the man chuckled. he knocked back his drink and spun around to face the doors. to your surprise, he said your name.

"yes?"

"how's about after i finish up with my friends here, we get out of here? montana's nice this time o'year."

you blinked. "what?"

"i got a couple friends out there that are helpin' me build a house. i'm gon' need a wife to tend to it when i'm workin' or out huntin'." he looked at you over his shoulder. "how do you feel 'bout four?"

"four...?"

"kids. two boys, two girls."

your face warmed. "now, hold on, you can't just come waltzin' in here, goin' on and on about marriage and babies, when i don't even know your name."

"sure you do, honey. ol' man ross's got my face done up all over town." your heart sank. "though, i suppose you're meanin' my christian name. that's —"

"maximoff!" anthony stark's gruff voice bellowed.

the stranger turned to face you again, a smirk deep in the corner of his mouth. "but you can call me pietro."

[saintdollyparton]

MA'AM!! 🤠🥵🔥💜

[chuluoyi]

🎐 nonnie here !

I saw the sneak peak for part 3 of the remarried empress and miss ma'am chu don't be shyyyyy make us all cry in different moods 🫡

wanna hear another scenario i thought of after the sneak peak you amazingly gave us 🫡

what if pregnant empress runs away and decides to raise her kid (twins in my damn maladaptive daydreaming 😭) for a few yrs in maybe a secluded or neutral village until they were found🤠

i can imagine emperor satoru being devastated by it and when he finally finds them it's gonna be ahhhhhhhh the emotions... what a sad concept we have 😭

pls shoot my brain i need to stop with these scenarios 😭

heh heh heh thank you wind chime nonnie🥹🩵

SHSJNSHW oh my but the angst value of this scenario is tempting 💁🏻‍♀️ i love that sort of stories actually :’) imagine if for years, he believed she’s gone only to find this eerily similar child who looks like him—🤧

no no in fact, you have to continue these scenarios😗 angst is after all… tasty 😋😋😋

[entertainmentgirl80]

Texan & Georgian: Love Story (Jake "Hangman" Seresin X OC Reader) 👨💚🧑🏾🤠

Warning: Fluff, There Some Romance Tension Between The Characters, And Of Course Hangman Being Him.

It's a nice sunny day in San Diego, California. You were just moved here from Atlanta, Georgia, to start fresh. So while you are unpacking your stuff in your new apartment, you decide to call your mom to make sure you are straight and settle in after you move....

*Rings, rings*

"Hey Mama," you say hi, first.

"Hey baby girl, how are you?" She said hi back.

"I'm doing fine, just getting in and unpacking more stuff. What about you? How is the jewelry business and my doggy twin?" You ask her

"It's doing well, and your doggy twin is out on the patio enjoying the sunshine. So, what are your plans over California?"

"Probably go out, just sideseening and that all." You tell your plans to her.

"Alright, baby girl, but listen, I'm gonna let you go and do your thing, talk to you later, love you."

"Okay, love you more, bye bye." You hang up the phone.

Later on that evening, you already got dressed, and you is wearing one of your Shein graphic t-shirt dresses that you got on, you put on some little makeup, and you is wearing some of your gold bracelets and your rings on too as well with your bucket hat on, just to make sure you look decent while you going out. So after the Uber dropped you off at this bar called The Hard Deck, which is a casual bar/hangout place for the military & the navy.....

"Well, this is an interesting bar, so I'm guess it's wouldn't kill me to enjoy myself for a one drink and be around people." You said to yourself before you go in the bar. So after you went inside you saw different types of military people from men to women and there also regular people hanging out too as well, so as you walk towards to find you a seat and sit down, a tall good-looking but gorgeous man with blond hair & beautiful green eyes staring at you while you sitting down waiting for your drink to order by a beautiful brunette older woman by the name of Penny Benjamin. So you look around just to feel the vibe in the bar, and this man keep staring at you, and giving you a smile and a wink, but you turn back around and while your cheeks is blushing.....

"Here your soda, love, enjoy. Let me know if you need anything, okay? Penny gives you a warm smile.

"Okay, thank you, ma'am, I appreciate it." You thank her after she gives you your drink.

So, while you enjoy yourself while drinking your coca-cola and looking at your phone, what is going on, on your social media. The guy with the beautiful green emerald eyes with the toothpick in his mouth taps you on your shoulder and wanna introduce himself....

"Howdy there, pretty lady, how are you this evening?" He greets you in a Texan southern accent.

"Hi, I'm doing fine, how about you sir?" You smile at the handsome man.

"I'm good darlin', can't complain, so what got you looking cute this evening?" He ask you.

"That good, well you know just to get out for a minute, and I'm just move here, by the way."

"Oh well, that understandable sweets, so where you from if you don't mind asking?" He wanna know.

"I'm from Atlanta, Georgia, born & raised, what about you and also what your name by the way if I don't mind asking?" You tell him where you from.

"Texas, born & raised, and my name is Jake Seresin, but my callsign is Hangman." He tell you his name and his callsign.

"That what up, nice to meet you, Jake. But why is the name "Hangman" though? Is it because you like playing the game when you were a child or something?" You raise your eyebrow, just out of curiously.

"Well, it is because I'm have a reputation to hang people left to dry." He explains.

"Oh, well, okay, so do you still do that to people?" Asking curiously.

"No, after my last mission and help out my fellow teammates and being the team leader that I am, it's changed my perspective."

"That good, so what do you do for a living, though?"

"I'm in a navy, and also I'm a pilot, by the way." He has a grin on his face.

So, after hours & hours on having a conversation between the two of you, you felt more comfortable talking to him about everything, even though you just met him, and he is more comfortable, and understand where you coming from. But however, you never thought a gorgeously but handsome blond man with a cocky personality starting to develop feelings towards you after y'all met in this bar. But the feeling is mutual between you & him, the way y'all look each other's eyes, the way he put his hand on your wrist while y'all slow dance during a slow R&B song on a jukebox. It's like a fairytale came true that you found your prince charming and he found his future wife & soulmate, even though y'all two from different worlds regardless of your race, so after both of you pay both of y'all tabs, you ask Jake can he come home with him....

"Hey, it's getting late, and I know we just met, but can I crash to your place for tonight, if you don't mind at all?" You ask while you yawn.

"Of course, not at all, suga, and don't worry , I won't murder you." He has a smile on his features.

"Thank you, so you ready go?" You have a lazy smile on your face.

"Ready that I'm ever be darlin, let go home." He kisses you on your forehead, and y'all left to go back to his place for the night.

A/N: This is the prequel to part 2, this is how they first met for the first time. I hope y'all like it. Thank you for reading, sharing, and reposting for my last story 🙏🏾 🫶🏾🫶🏾😌

[ticklepinions]

One thing about me is I will be a lil shit. Oh minding your own business? I think the fuck not, get bitten. Watching tic tacs on your phone? Damn then why is your phone in my hand and why are you too short to retrieve it?? Oh you're "focusing" on work? Then why am I swaddling you in a blanky for cuddle time?? Oh so we're going to the grocery store? Not without me pointing at funnily shaped fruits and saying "that's you". Oh so you give me a side eye (aka just casually look my way)? Random tickle fight loser. You're literally just existing? MmmmmmmmmMMMmMMMMm my flat ass will be twerking right in front of you before I run away screaming whatever meme sound bite is currently stuck in my head (EXACTLY! I was like ma'am /ref). Oh so you're drinking water? Damn shawty you so fine, only seggsy people hydrate and I'd like a tall glass of you beautiful aha ha (I will flirt with you /p).

Long story short, if we're friends™ there will never be a normal time ever again 🥰🥳🤠🕴🏾