#on an UNRELATED NOTE

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[moroniccats]

“Holmes had spent several days in bed, as was his habit from time to time,”

Sherlock Holmes once again being the most relatable mess we’ve seen for the past century.

[arrowheadedbitch]

Spoiler for Ithaca saga

"Used to say I'd make the storm clouds cry for you

Used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you

Have you in my arms prepared to die for you

Oh how time has flown"

Has me SCREAMING because he said that when he saw baby Telemachus and then HE ACTUALLY DID IT

Poseidon, the wind bag, the war and the whole journey, HE REALLY DID ALL THE THINGS HE SWORE HED BE WILLING TO DO FOR HIS SON RAAAA

[expiredcakes]

DAY 2 BAD END SPOILERS(?)

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I think of this meme everyday ever since I’ve seen the bad ending…how could you Sol smh.

[reonnex]

Can't believe Hozier made a song for Wylan that's so crazy

"I don't wanna choose between, being a salesman or a soilder" - Nobodys Soilder, Hozier

[barb-l]

Enid as Wednesday's guard dog while they solve crime together... God yes that's everything I want for season 2 plsss

[sorinethemastermind]

An Assassin Analysis

I was honestly not expecting to see Ram, Skor, Callisto, and Andromeda again. I thought that their role in the story had ended in Season One, but I especially thought that after their souls passed on in Through the Moon.

When Rayla first went through the portal at the Moon Nexus she encountered them; something that was surprising to me. I had assumed that they, not turned into coins or held in limbo by Aaravos, would simply have passed on. But we discovered in the comic that their spirits were not at peace;

After seeing that the binding was gone from Rayla's wrist, they assumed that meant she had completed their mission and killed Ezran. They vanished before she was able correct them. I took this as them passing on in peace once they believed that their mission had been completed.

So why, now, are we seeing them again?

"The Keeper has a secret." That is what the Instagram post with the new screen shots says. So... are the assassins connected to The Keeper's secret?

Based on the Moon arcanum's relationship with the afterlife, death, and the thin line between reality and illusion, my first thought is that The Keeper is some sort of "Keeper of Souls". But that doesn't make sense, because I don't think that Ram, Skor, Callisto, and Andromeda are going to come back. I think that this is an illusion of them. Or, at most, their spirits being called back to speak one final time (maybe my theory can be correct).

I don't think that they're really there, and I don't think that they'll be brought back from death.

In the image, we see them holding out their hands as if to cup one of the metal lotuses that Ethari made, though they're empty.

And beyond that, I feel like what Rayla is standing in with them could be the pool of water in the Silvergrove, where said lotuses are placed.

One theory I have is that Rayla is in a sort of "trial" to have her status as a Ghost removed. But there are many more options.

Whatever the case, this makes me think that we will definitely be seeing the Silvergrove again. But does that mean that Runaan and Rayla are going to go off on a solo mission while Callum heads to Katolis?

Another option is that, if my theory is correct and The Keeper does have a connection to the afterlife, they could potentially use him to commune with the spirit of those that originally put Aaravos away; learning the whereabouts of the Nova Blade.

So maybe they go to the Silvergrove for help, and to reunite Runaan and Ethari, but before The Keeper will help them Rayla must face what happened back in Season One and her status amongst the elves there as a Ghost.

[jellolegos]

this could be so many of your ships https://x.com/pretendspouse/status/1888051944268181945

Haha true!! However... we must consider the all-important short butch/masc balance of those ships as well. This presents a major problem (maybe they're on stilts)

[aloe-plant-yippee]

guys it's them

[1humanbeans]

Isatmonth day 10: Starry Hat

[tadpoles-and-daydreams]

Tarot: "feel the fear and do it anyway!"

Me, eye twitching: "I'm gonna bite these cards."

[raddestrose]

Still not over how Odysseus says No after that suitor said lets have open arms instead

[passionateclown]

BIRTHDAY EXPERIMENT:

FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, I HAVE "SHE/HER" PRONOUNS AND MY ASKS OPEN

DROP BY, WHY DONT YA

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

That confusing 10 minutes after you modified the controls for a video game where your brain has temporarily decided that it liked the default controls, actually. unless you restore default controls, of course.

[redrobinfr]

so when giraffes only sleep for like, 30 mins a day, it's fine, but when i sleep for ~30 mins a day, it's "a problem" and i "can't just drink more coffee and say everything is normal"?