#on Elias Koteas as Casey Jones

[snackugaki-jestsjapesjokes]

i am consumed with the urge to collect them all, preferably across all iterations but my ass don't know 03 or 12 like that and my memory of 87 is too rusty, h elp

[naivesilver]

Elias Koteas as Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there?

[turtlesoup1990]

Donatello: "You're a claustrophobic."

Casey Jones: "You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before."

[chaos-potat]

I don't see enough love for 90's Casey Jones and that is not okay

Elias Koteas is my favorite Casey Jones

[fallout-lou-begas]

tumblr girlies have disappointed me by there apparently not being any gifsets of elias koteas as casey jones from teenage mutant ninja turtles (1990). not even the scene where he's eating an apple while reclining on a porch swing and then the porch swing breaks and he falls down like an idiot. i am Thinking of him and his long hair and his asshole smirk and his arms in that damn white tank top today!!!!!!!!!!

[flight-128]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

[brokehorrorfan]

Casey Jones as The Phantom of the Opera will join NECA’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles X Universal Monsters toy line. Expected to ship in June, it’s available to pre-order for $34.99.

The 7” scale action figure comes with three interchangeable heads, eight interchangeable hands, two hockey gloves, two hockey sticks, and removable cloak. It’s packaged in a window box with opening flap featuring art by Daniel Horne (pictured below).

Casey Jones as The Phantom is the line’s seventh release, following Raphael as Frankenstein, Leonardo as Ygor, Michelangelo as The Mummy, April as Bride of Frankenstein, Splinter as Van Helsing, and Donatello as The Invisible Man.

[pocoslip]

NECA's Casey Jones 1990 Figure may just be the Best One only because he doesn't share any Parts from Shredder and the Foot Ninjas like NECA’s 1984 and 87 Version, Super7′s Playmates Version and BST AXN too...

(and it makes me very, very sad because i love 1987/classic playmates/shredder’s revenge cj more...)

[olibensstuff]

They don’t make live actions like they used to💔💔💔 rest in peace 1990 tmnt movie

if uou look at mutant mayhem or the rottmnt movie and still think they should make more live action tmnt do you even have eyes

[hermitcraft-8]

thinking about elias koteas as casey jones again

[2uuno]

im so endlessly normal about elias koteas as casey jones and it sucks that no one else is

[ode-2-joy]

Top five hottest people/things that you're not dating, go

pink disco balls

elias koteas as casey jones

vintage toasters

kyle gallner as simon in dinner in america

bigbstatz

[naivesilver]

@seagull-laugh and i were talking abt the bay turtle movies and i made a joke abt how we needed a third movie to sort out all the unresolved conflict in the previous ones but im stupid cause when i say those things then i start THINKING so now i'm stuck wondering how it would pan out and i decided to make it everyones problem

so there you have it

plausible third live action movie plot (possibly with another director bc i havent heard flattering things about bay (idk tho i never know shit))

main issues i want to see solved:

leo was an asshole to his brothers

raph smashed the bottle without even consultING MIKEY LIKE WHY

cop casey

how it might work:

we get rid of cop casey (the second 90s movie had no problem putting elias koteas aside poor him) or give him an anarchist younger relative to do better than he did (weird kids 2003 angel and casey jones jr my belovedest)

mikey's the focus!!!!!! baby boy baby

he feels betrayed by leo and donnie but ALSO by raph bc after all that talk about being able to make their own choices raph who's mikey's favorite don't @ me it's a canon event in every universe made the decision for them all

hes not telling them ofc thats not how it goes but the anger is THERE you know. he's not even taking advantage of that offer to make their existence known as turtles he's that upset

new villain (maybe bishop or *shudders* bAxTeR sToCkMaN) takes advantage of his ill concealed resentment and tricks him into being a part of some study with the promise that he and his brothers will get a shot at a normal life in exchange

obviously it was a mistake and things go south and the others get involved/have to rescue him and they actually process some of those issue and TALK

especially bc the literal heart of their family got targeted that would make ME reevaluate my choices i sure hope theyd do the same

maybe just maybe megan fox april actually gets to ditch the car and ride a ninja turtle but idk

????????

boom profit

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

QNA WITH THE BOSS

a list of questions our followers were kind enough to send in. you can send more and i'll add them in reblogs.

who's intern dave?

that's a complicated question. simply put he's my older brother who occasionally logs onto my main blog to post dumb things, and since he's discovered he has even more reach here, he's been posting even dumber things. intern nick, my oldest brother, never signs off his posts, but he's here too occasionally.

have you ever read any discworld books?

no, im basically illiterate. i read mostly shampoo bottles and soup cans.

have you actually read homestuck? who was your fave character?

like three times, yeah. once alone, twice out loud to my siblings. im going to probably read it a fourth time to my partner now like five years later. and my favorite character is gamzee. this isn't a joke.

how old are you?

too old to be doing this that's for sure.

favorite color?

pink.

favorite movie rn?

the 1990 teenage mutant ninja turtles with elias koteas as casey jones.

most shocking poll? most shocking results?

most shocking poll was the hadron collider. most shocking results... probably the amount of people who wanted dad egbert dead.

what's your main?

can we hear more about communism gun?

no, i don't like him

my main is @cluuny. i'm a lot funnier over there

[nitrateglow]

Thoughts on Desperate Hours (1990)

I watched the 1990 Desperate Hours as additional research for a blog post I plan to do about the 1955 The Desperate Hours in June. The original film is a strong home invasion flick about an upper-middle class family held hostage by three escaped convicts, based on a very strong play of the same name. By comparison, this remake has a bad reputation.

Holy God in heaven, it DESERVES every bit of that bad reputation. I don't know how much of the blame I can place on the director Michael Cimino (of all people!)-- allegedly, the film was cut to hell and back against his wishes. Given the choppy editing throughout, I can believe it.

It looks like a TV movie and feels like one.

Compared to the original, the villains are all boring. Like this movie is technically more violent than the 1950s one and yet there's like only a quarter of the tension. Mickey Rourke is sometimes threatening, but his cohorts come off as too idiotic to ever be as much.

Just about every character is annoying, unlikable, or underdeveloped. They tried making the family more neurotic and flawed, but they come off as annoying, out of touch rich people (the mom yelling at the repair people on the phone like a Karen really riled me up-- I'm supposed to like this woman??). Aside from the son, I could not have cared less about any of them. And unlike Lady in a Cage or the Cape Fear remake where the home invasion victims are flawed people, these folks don't have the decency to be interesting to watch,

Even Anthony Hopkins chewing the scenery and breaking teeth on said scenery cannot save it.

So many pointless boob shots.

They whittled down the original play/1955 film's class themes to basically nothing. They pay lip service to it now and then by having Mickey Rourke mention how rich his victims are, but that's it.

A few good things:

Elias Koteas is one of the baddies. He played Casey Jones in my beloved 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, so I always grin when I see him in anything solely due to the association. Unfortunately, his character is absolutely useless, neither threatening, deep, nor entertaining.

The little kid plays an NES-- I believe the game is Punch-Out. I played my cousin's NES when I was a kid in the 90s, so it gave me nostalgic vibes.

Neither of these good things has anything to do with any part of the movie actually being good. They just briefly reminded me joy and beauty do exist somewhere in this rotten universe.

Avoid at all costs, people.