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I’m begging people to remember that Obi-Wan Kenobi is looks like a cinnamon roll WILL KILL YOU
…looks like a cinnamon roll will punch you, will maim you, will shoot you, will beat the shit out of you or anyone—up to and including his own apprentice, lmao!
he’s a scrappy, blood on his knuckles, scabs on his knees, broken-tooth-from-getting-punched-for-talking-shit kind of fighter. he doesn’t start fights, but he certainly finishes them.
I know he goes on about ‘civilised weapons’ but that’s got more to do with the other part of his personality people like to forget, that he’s full of shit. looks like a cinnamon will lie to you till he’s blue in the face and not have any concerns or guilt about it at all, lmao.
he’s canonically not a cinnamon roll, guys! he just has the colouring of one!
#obi wan kenobi#I love him#but come on that guy is a little shit#aho was kicked out of the order for beating up another little shit#the scrappiness is intrinsic to his personality#not going to vague about the fic that prompted this rant but omggggggg#biting biting biting biting
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Astarion: I think he likes us. Tav: I like him, too. But I'd never say it to his smarmy face. Raphael has a crush on Tav and tries real hard to act cool about it.
#raphael#raphael bg3#raphael baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#Raphael is that suave charming bad boy who tries to look cool as hell (heh) in front of his crush like an absolute nerd#meanwhile my tav also has a crush on him so we're both losers really#bg3gifs#korilla hearthflame#screaming at the “came out on top” line... the writers definitely did that on purpose and it makes my brain go brrr#because that definitely means he likes you carnally since we found out about HoH#Also look at Tav's faceeeeeee#They're like “OH”#Like it just hit them#Omggggggg
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ex-tf141!mercenary!fem!reader x ex-husband!simon because there's nothing hotter than being covered in blood and debating whether or not to kill him or fuck him (18+) ⚠️🔞
cw: reader is curvy (deal with it), mature language and content, suggestive language and content, dramatization + graphic depictions of murder + violence, criticizes military service, blood kink, size kink (simon's huge ok), pet names (luv, sweetheart, baby, honey), mw3 spoilers, reader is unhinged and unapologetic about it, dark content ahead, unprotected piv, cumplay, (can this also be considered a throuple fic? maybe...)
this isn't her. he doesn't recognize her. she doesn't fight the way he remembers, she doesn't look like she used to.
she wears all black. the black cargo pants are tight around her perfect thighs, and the way they cinch around her waist makes his mouth water. her vest covers her torso, but he has vivid memories of ripping an identical one off of her, ripping the fabric of her shirt so he could bury his mouth between her tits.
when she used to be his. when she used to be a good girl.
he watches, frozen, as she shows off her newfound ruthlessness. she fires her weapon at one man's knees, bringing him to the ground. he feels sick when she kicks him onto his back, getting on top of him, and uses her tactical knife and shoves it into the softness of his neck. she leans over him, splatters of blood freckled across her face, and she watches the life leave his eyes.
she doesn't get up until he stops twitching.
he doesn't remember this. when she used to watch his six, he remembers having to hold her close at night, quieting her cries. he remembers the conversations they used to have, where she used to tell him that whenever she closes her eyes, she sees every person she ever killed.
the justification of murder behind the patches she wore on her vest had never been enough to quiet her nightmares. she was always so soft-hearted. she was always too good, too considerate, too kind. it was something her superiors always wanted to rip away from her; it was something simon fought hard to keep.
he had lost his humanity, but she had not, and he remembers smoothing his hand over her chest and across her heart, telling himself that he would never let it go, never let her lose it.
it is gone. he knows it--he knows it because she doesn't just kill her opponents, she tortures them. she aims for vulnerable places, and then she kills them angrily. she likes to hear them scream. she watches them cry. she wipes the blood of her enemies on her thigh, and then she gets up and does it all over again, in different ways, in heinous ways. she's terrifying, and she's laughing, and there is nothing behind those fucking eyes.
he holds her in his sight. he adjusts the scope, gripping the rifle tighter, and suddenly it feels too heavy in his hands. he can see her in it, and he watches in horror.
he knows his orders. permission to kill on sight, those are his orders--mercenaries had gotten the same intel as them, but they are not here to destroy the biochemical weapons. they are here to steal them.
he can kill her right now. he has her, right where he wants her, and even from this far away, he knows he won't miss.
when she's finally alone, she stands, and she looks up, turning in a slow circle. his heart squeezes--she knows he's here. she holds up a hand, four fingers held up. he reaches up to his radio and turns the knob to the right channel. it crackles, and then he hears her voice.
"hey, baby," you coo, and he sees you smile, and it's ugly, and he hates it. "you miss me that much that you gotta follow me around at work?"
"'f y'know wot's good for you, you'll pack up your shit and leave."
you tsk, spinning the knife around in your hand before sticking it back into your boot. you wipe the sweat from your forehead, and blood smears along your brow.
"awww, teddy bear, don't be that way," you pout. "how about you come down here?" you grin wide, turning just his way, giggling when you see him perched for overwatch. "hmm? you're just cranky, baby...need me to help you relax..."
"you're right fuckin' mad," he spits, and you reach down at the man beneath you, snatching his rifle off his back and making sure it's loaded. "and i'm gonna fuckin' kill you."
you wink up at him.
"yeah? so take the shot, honey," you challenge. the smirk that blooms on your face infuriates him. he hates you. but then you turn around and keep walking, knowing that he won't shoot, and his gaze follows the sway of your hips. instead of thinking about your brains splattered against gravel, he thinks about when he used to bend you over his bed in the barracks and eat your pussy from behind you--when he used to get on his knees and fuck you with his tongue and make you cum into his mouth.
when you disappear from his view, you laugh over comms. "you're pathetic, simon," your murmur. "could never trust you to get the fucking job done."
he remembers when you left. johnny had left a scar on you--an angry one, one that refused to heal. and while simon was equally as buried in his grief, he always felt just a little better when he was kissing you, holding you, feeling the warmth of you, knowing you were alive.
"you didn't love him. not like i did--" you snap, continuing to pack.
"are you fuckin' mad?! do y'hear yourself talk?! wot the fuck do you know about me and johnny?!"
"then how are you not angry?!" you scream. "how are still standing there, so fucking normal, how are you so fucking calm?!"
"sweetheart--"
"don't fucking touch me," you bite. "you don't get it--" angry tears flow easily down your face. "--you didn't love him the same."
"i did--" he grips your face, making you look at him. "i loved him like i love you, don't say that. don't fucking say that, don't you dare pretend you're the only one that feels anything--"
you rip his hands off of you, narrowing your eyes, and he does not recognize you. this is not you.
"y-you're a liar," you whisper. "you're a fucking liar. and you make me sick."
ghost steps over the bodies that you left behind. it is a massacre of men that you leave at your feet. slit throats, bullets in knees, in stomachs, little finishers you leave between their legs. you are not a fan of men--he knows this because of how hard it had been to get close to you. how difficult it had been to even so much as touch your arm, your face--to get you into his bed, to marry you in secret and fuck you spineless. the only easy thing that had ever happened to you was the way johnny fell right into step with you.
and the hardest thing that he had ever done was fucking die.
when he finds the trunk of biochemical vials, you are not there. he has found it first, and he bends down to inspect them, closing the lid and securing them inside before moving his hand up to press on the button of his comms to alert his team.
"uh uh uh," a low voice warns. "take your hand off the radio, sweetheart."
he moves, but the bloodied tip of a tactical knife is sharp against his throat, and he swallows hard. he calls your name, and you just giggle. this is a game to you. he lowers his hand, and you reach down, grabbing his rifle and tossing it. you also unholstered his handgun and the throwing knives from his boot, throwing them behind you.
"mmm..." you smooth a hand down his back. "you're as hot as the day i met you, baby..."
ghost grunts as you grip one side of his ass, and you grip his shoulder tight, kicking him just right so he was kneeling on both knees now. you lean over him and plant a warm, wet kiss to the jaw of his mask, moving so you were standing in front of him now. you kick the trunk of vials to the side, looking down at him, digging the sharp edge of the blade harder against his neck.
"look at you..." you hum, licking your bottom lip. "you're still so big, teddy bear..." he hisses when you lean over, cupping him through his pants. your warm hand squeeze the length of him, and you whine when you feel how hard he is, how much he still feels for you. he glares at you under that plastic, terrifying mask, but your panties are soaking. "so fucking hard for me, too...you miss me, baby?"
he leans over, into the blade, growling.
"'f you leave now, you can still take your life with ya."
you pucker your lips, and he snarls. your face is not one he knows--you have drying blood along your cheeks, smears of it along the softness of your neck. you have blood and dirt under your fingernails, and there is fire in your eyes, and you are not the good girl he fell in love with, but you look like her, and it scares him.
"awww, baby, if i thought you would kill me, you would be dead--" you lean forward and lick along his hard jaw, tasting the salt and sweat of his mask. "...right along your other boys. don't lie to me. it's not a good look for you."
he bites, and you laugh, and then you nod your head.
"sit down," you demand, and he sits. he is big, and his gear is heavy, and he sits with a grunt, and you climb over him, into his lap. you reach down, your eyes on his, and you unzip his cargo pants, your hand slipping under and pulling his cock out, and you smile when it stands hard and heavy. "oh, baby...you want this, don't you?"
you lean in, kissing him through the mask, sucking along the fabric and whining.
"you want this, don't you? you still want me? you still love me?"
"fuckin' hell--"
"you wanna fuck me, teddy bear?" you spit into the palm of your hand, reaching down and smoothing your wet hand over the red tip of him. "you're so big...as big as i remember..." you whimper. "say you wanna fuck me, simon--" fuck, you're using his name, "--say you want me."
against your lips, you feel him whisper yes--fuck--yes, luv--and you can't help it. you can't help yourself.
he's so warm and big. you hold onto his shoulders, still gripping the bloody knife, and you sink down on him. it's easy though, because you're soaking, and even though you're so fucking tight, you suck him in, right until your clit is grinding against the little hairs at the base of his cock and you're bouncing in his lap.
simon is weak. he's weak, and he knows it, because he loves you, and your pussy is so tight, and your moans are music, and fucking you is the only thing he truly understands, the only thing that still makes sense.
you smooth your hands along the back of his neck, and when you whimper and moan, simon thinks he sees you. his good girl, his pretty little wife, the soft girl that he loves, the one crying as she rides his cock because he's hitting all the gooey, pretty places inside of her that make her so fucking wet. he grips your ass tight, guiding you up and down, fucking up into you as he feels his stomach turn and his balls tighten.
"simon--" you cry, and he nods his head, cradling you to his chest, his head tilted back as he looks up at you. there is blood on your skin and a knife digging into his back, but you're saying his name, and his heart aches, and your pussy is so good-- "gonna come--gonna come--"
"yeah--" he growls, and you push up his mask, lick into his mouth, kiss him sloppy and hard and desperate. "fuck--fuck, yeah--"
he takes off his glove to touch you, two big fingers on your clit as you fuck him desperately. when you come, you soak his cock, and when you tighten, he comes, too, rolling his hips as he spills out of your tight hole and onto your thighs, onto his.
it feels so good. it feels so good to be full of him, to feel him deep, and you smooth your hands down your stomach, feeling him there, stretching you so wide with his come on your thighs, and when he pulls out, you giggle when he gathers the slick onto his fingers and feeds it to you.
you suck his fingers, tasting him, and you whine, looking right into his dark eyes. your heart hurts for a moment--but only a moment. when he pulls his fingers from your mouth, your eyes flicker.
because he still wears his fucking wedding ring.
at the sight of it, you grip your knife tight, and you sink it right into his stomach.
he is laying there in a pool of blood when you're dressed, when the trunk of vials is secure for you to take. you lean over him, pressing on the button of his radio, and you call for medevac to his team, and then you rip the radio in two.
you cup his cheeks, kissing him softly over the mask, and you smooth a finger down his cheek.
"don't pull the knife out, baby, or you'll bleed out," you coo. you tilt your head to the side, knowing you only have a few second window to leave, and you smile down at him.
"until next time, simon."
when you go, you take a piece of him with you.
and fuck--fuck you. because he wants it back.
#OMGGGGGGG#FUCK#I CAVED#I NEED HIM#carnally#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts
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[245] "FINALLY, A BOOK THAT READS YOU!"
#bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#dailybilldoodles#PLEASE TAG YOUR SPOILERS OMGGGGGGG#IM BEGGING YOUUUU
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I’m in tears it’s like that one meme
#landoscar#you know the one#where the guy is looking at another girl#omggggggg#lando norris#oscar piastri#formula 1#mexico gp 2024#franco colapinto#as the other woman
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#HES SO SILLY AND CUTIEFUL OMGGGGGGG#IM GONNA EXPLODE#haikyuu#hq#kageyama tobio#hq kageyama#kageyama
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CHYNA & EDDIE GUERRERO RAW IS WAR (Aug 17, 2000)
(cred to FullWithDivas for the videos!)
Bonus:
#chyna#wwe chyna#eddie guerrero#wwf#wwe#wweedit#wrestlingedit#wrestling gifs#attitude era#wwe raw#wwe smackdown#raw is war#pro wrestling#latino heat#flashing lights#cw flashing#this is so cute like omgggg#eddie letting chyna put a rose in his hair while locking eyes with her omggggggg no one doing it like em#and this is so mortica/gomez coded! their whole dynamic is!#and then chyna kissing him on the back of his head like - me and who please!?!?! me and who when?!?!
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I JUST SAW A POST SAYING THE PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY SERVES ISRAEL AND THATS WHY THRY BANNED AL JAZEERA
I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGGG
#OMGGGGGGG these antisemitic fucks#it’s literally always our fault and they will make up the craziest shit to make it seem so#jumblr
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IM FERAL OMG
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xiao zhan - portrait magazine weibo update
In the past five years, @X玖少年团肖战DAYTOY feels that his biggest change is that he may have cared more about other people's judgments in the past, but now he hopes to listen to his own voice. In his twenties, Xiao Zhan was thinking about finding answers to problems, and in his thirties, Xiao Zhan is trying to solve specific problems. When you are in the arena, pain and accidents are inevitable, but as long as you hold the reins tightly, you will always wait for your moment of freedom.
The cover article of the February 2025 issue of People, "Xiao Zhan's Answer to Time", will be online soon, so stay tuned.
#xiao zhan#OMGGGGGGG PHOTOS ARE SO GOOD!!!!!!#xiao ge is the most beautiful 😭😭😭😭#can’t wait for the whole article!!!!!!
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fen harel
#I’m so unwell about this form#omggggggg#solas#fen harel#the dread wolf#these aren’t amazing#but I am going to frame them and stare at them forever#that’s my husband#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dav#dav spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#gonna pet him#boop his nose#smooch him#tell him he’s a good boy#let him bite me
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NEW DAOMUBIJI SERIES STARTS TODAY SCREAMING!!!
Tibetan Sea Flower stars Chen Minghou (from DMBJ's Reunion: The Sound of Providence) who reprises his role as Pang Zi, Zhang Luyi (Three Body) as Wu Xie and Zhang Kangle (relatively new) as Zhang Qiling.
This series focuses on Wu Xie and Pang Zi as they find out more about Zhang Qiling and his family.
#dmbj#Dao Mu bi ji#the lost tomb#Tibetan sea flower#OMGGGGGGG EXCITED#zhang luyi#chen minghou#盗墓笔记#藏海花
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redraw🔝🔥
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#illustration#my style#WE ARE SO BACKKKK#KINGDOM VALLEY🤯🤯🤯#digital art#art#ultimate life form#OMGGGGGGG#sega#yessirr#not your art
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Finally watched Uranus 2324 (English subs on kisskh!) and:
#IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGG#can't believe it was gatekept for so long but also i can#genuinely i wanna watch it a million times now#but not with the lag i had because it took me almost twice as long to watch#anyway if you wanna see all the best of freenbecky WATCH IT NOW#they also get guns and knives#that bit was fun#uranus 2324#uranus2324#freenbecky#freen sarocha#becky armstrong#thai gl#thai film#thai ql
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you know what pmo soooo bad is that now that im in my twenties i realise no one knows how to fangirl anymore like genuinely tf is this about?? i mention the most godly piece of media known to man and i get a “yeah i watched that its prtty good” ???? i find out sm1 likes the same media i do and go on a rant of my takes and yap on how i like xyz and get “yeaaa” like the horrror. omg bro FUCK UP i knoe its good thats not what im askinggg.
likr its different if they’re genuinely just not interested in wtv im talking about but thats not my point like EVERYONE acts like this nowadays about EVERYTHING like howewewwww. like what. what is life even about if not to act embarrassingly crazed over something hilariously inconsequential. when i ask “how did u ffind it” its ur excuse to act like a fool. i want fav characters, analyses, takeaways, otps, ANYTHING INTERESTING not “yeah its alr”
#then they change topic to idk even waht. small talk or some ass 💔#like bye i cant speak to you#or they just fangirl over the actors only like get awayyyyyy. its not even proper fangirlinf its just like. tt edits 💀#we used to memorise characters BIRTHDAYS. we used to be a COMMUNITY#like tell me why i bless you with rec aot to you or eeato and ur best response is ‘wow this was crazy’#IM KILLING YOU WITH A GUNNNN OMGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭#be careful what you rec nowadays it has to be someone you trust to be crazy 😭😭😭💀#aot#attack on titan#eeaao#everything everywhere all at once#haikyuu#fmab#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fruits basket#howls moving castle#atla#six of crows#avatar: the last airbender#owari no seraph#castlevania#the hunger games#the cruel prince#omori#the song of achilles#arcane#jojos bizarre adventure#the poppy war#bnha#rewriting
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Holy throwback gang
(From Alex’s IG story)
#also Alex’s belly OMGGGGGGG#hello classic divas#woso#nwsl#uswnt#kelley o'hara#alex morgan#abby wambach#becky sauerbrunn#heather o’reilly#lori lindsey#Shannon boxx#Rachel buehler von hollebeke#Leslie Osborne
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