#omg yes my dad kicked me out at 18 and last talked to me months ago before i had to change my phone number how did you know!

[thmollusk]

me imagining the world if john k went to therapy instead of airing out his daddy issues through a show with a target audience of children and adults who continue the cycle of child abuse

[sharperthewriter]

Chapter 12 of Possible-y Utah

Chapter 12 - The Agreement II

(2:18 pm)

A pink convertible pulled up into the driveway of Richard's house and two girls, both seniors, got out of the car.

The girl who was driving the car was Genna Majenta. She, whom had recently graduated from MHS, had long shoulder-length black hair, brown eyes and was slightly taller than Kim. She was dressed in a blue croptop shirt, a silver star necklace, Club Banana dark baggy denim overalls with the bib folded down and straps hooked and a belt to hold them up and white sneakers. She was co-captain of the Middleton Golden Dancers dance team in her senior and the girlfriend of Richard.

The other girl whom was the passenger of the car was Jeanna Montana, the girlfriend of Jack. Like Genna, she was approaching her senior year at Middleton High and was also on the Golden Dancers. They were also of the same height. But whereas Genna had brown eyes and black hair, Jeanna had blonde hair and blue eyes and had a tattoo of two starts on her midriff. She was wearing a pink tubetop, silver hoop earrings, black carpenter jeans, and pink sneakers.

"Ugh...do you wonder why Richard called us here, Gen?" Jeanna asked while popping her strawberry bubblegum.

"Dunno. Maybe both he and Jack could get lucky with us tonight!" Genna replied, texting away on her phone.

"You wanna take Jack upstairs or in the basement?" Jenna asked, popping a medium-sized bubble.

"Since I went upstairs with Jack last time, I'll take the basement for a little 'extra-session' with him!" Genna replied with a very vapid grin, licking her lips. "I am wearing my 'special' panties for him!"

She opened the door to the house and saw that, to her surprise, that Bonnie and Rebecca were sitting on the couch.

Jeanna reacted with disgust at the sight of a cheerleader in her boyfriend's house.

"What is this...?" she asked with a slight growl.

Richard gasped in horror at his girlfriend appearing. "It's not what it looks like, Jeanna! They were the ones who called us up to come here.

Jeanna stomped to the living room with her left hand clenched in a fist.

"I am going to give Miss Rockwaller a piece of my mind!" she exclaimed.

Bonnie saw the approaching, and very POed, Jeanna but she stood her ground. She jumped out of the couch right in front of her.

Rebecca exclaimed, "B! Please!"

"If you even dare come closer to me..." Bonnie insisted, her shoes digging deep in the carpet, "...I will make sure that my mom will give you a good paddling with her Swatter!"

Genna also intervened, "Jenna...I'd hate to say this, but Bonnie's right! You do NOT want to cross paths with her!"

Jeanna stopped herself in her tracks. She knew all about the reputation of Veronica Rockwaller and her infamous wooden paddle.

"You're lucky that your mom is the head disciplinarian of the entire school district, Rockwaller! I would've given you a black eye if I had the chance!" Jeanna sneered.

Richard tried to intervene.

"Ladies! Ladies! Let's chillax!" he nervously chuckled, "Let's not fight here! Let's be reasonable before someone calls the police on any of us!"

Jenna unclenched her fists but turned her anger to her football-playing boyfriend.

"Richard, I am going to have a very long talk with you after this..."

"You know, this may be just be a mistake...just like what you two losers did with 'The Incident'!"

Rebecca, however, was still confused.

"Okay, I'm totes mixed up."

"What is it now, R?" Bonnie asked.

"Why do you have beef with the Golden Dancers?" Rebecca questioned.

"It all started about six months ago. We were about to hit the showers after cheer practice one day." Bonnie began to explain "The Incident."

Jenna then smirked, "Oh yeah, now I remember! One of our Dancers turned off the hot waters to the showers!"

"I have never taken a shower that cold in my life...about as bad as the time Possible pulled that same trick on me last year at Wannaweep." Bonnie muttered. "Good thing we had our towels on."

"That was only Part 1 of our little 'fun' against you cheerleaders!" Genna giggled.

"Oh yes, the other part of their prank against us!" Bonnie continued, "Another one of your little Dancers poured Stoppable's Mad Dog banana cream foam down our cheer skirts!"

"We had a very good laugh after that!" Jenna grinned. "Celebrated at Mr. Swirley's that night."

"I, along with the rest of the squad, had to wash my uniform thoroughly to get rid of Stoppable's gunk!" Bonnie bitterly complained.

"He should have stored the foam in a more...secure...place!" Genna cackled.

Bonnie huffed before saying, "I wish if I had punched you in the face right then and there...but Possible, being the Miss Goody-Two-Shoes she is, banned the squad from ever engaging in violence or any criminal acts against you Dancers. And your little Dancer who poured the foam in our skirts got kicked off!"

Genna sighed, "Yet, a couple weeks after that, someone on your squad disobeyed Kim's orders! Stole our hairsprays for an upcoming dance competish! To my recollection, didn't Kim kick her off the team?"

"Truth be told, yes!" Bonnie replied, while darting her eyes around.

Jenna then turned to Rebecca. "So you see, due to 'The Incident' , a brawl was inevitable between the Dancers and the Cheer Squad."

She then continued on the aftermath.

"A few days after that, me and Kim agreed for the Cheer Squad and the Dancers to set up a truce that we won't carry our rivalry on the school grounds during school hours. It's now pretty much limited to mean glares and taunting. No practical jokes or physical contact that would draw the ire of the school board."

"It's a controlled rivalry, then?" Rebecca asked.

Jeanna, Genna, and Bonnie all nodded their heads.

Genna then intervened on Rebecca and Bonnie's intent of visiting.

"So now that we've got the deets of 'The Incident' out of the way, I am going to ask again, Rockwaller. Why are you and..."

Jeanna then whispered in Genna's ear on who the other girl was with Bonnie.

Genna gasped, "That so can't be! That's Rebecca Starlet, the billionaire heiress to the Starlet family oil fortune!"

"OMG! I totally loved your reality show about what's it's like being rich and all..." Jeanna exclaimed breathlessly before having a forgetful moment. "Oh man...what's that show called again?"

"Being Rich with a Starlett?" Rebecca guessed with a smirk.

"That's the one!" Genna said in between breaths. "Oh man...I'm so amazed that we have a celeb here that I forgot what we were talking about!"

"You were about to say, 'Why are you here', Genna!" Richard corrected his girlfriend.

"Oh right!" Genna replied before taking a deep breath. "Forgive my fangirling, but why exactly are you and Miss Starlet here for, Rockwaller?"

"We're here because we need your BF's help to not only humiliate Possible, but also break the loser couple up for good!" Bonnie replied on their real intent of their visit. "Since he has already graduated from Middleton High, he won't have the threat of Barkin dangling over his head."

"Yeah, before I met this lovely lady here..." Richard said, turning his head towards Genna, "...I did have a blind date with Kim last year...only to be rejected by her dad, all because I was 18 months older than she was!"

"And I also only had one date with that redhead around that same time..." Jack snarled, "Just because I made a pass at Jeanna does not mean that she has the right to splash water in my face!"

"So we have at least something in common...hatred against the wannabe for at least something" Bonnie grinned, "Well...except for Rebecca because she's not on Possible's radar...yet."

"Yes, but what is in it for me and Jeanna if we go along with your little plot of breaking up the couple?" Genna asked.

Bonnie shifted her teal eyes to Rebecca.

"R, would you like to demonstrate?"

"I sure can, B!" Rebecca grinned as she took out two credit cards with a $100,000 limit on each to Country Club Banana.

Jeanna gasped, "That is genuine Country CB?"

Rebecca nodded her head.

"You would have to pass a credit card check just to even get in the place!" Genna exclaimed, her jaw dropping.

Rebecca continued, "My daddy gave it to me last Christmas, but I still haven't figured out to do with them. So may as well put them to good use!"

"Rebecca will give you the Country CB credit cards IF the plan to break up Possible and Stupidable is successful." Bonnie explained. "If you fail, you get nothing!"

"In exchange, me and my Dancers will not play any practical jokes on you or any of your cheerleaders for the rest of summer except for the intended target of Miss Possible!" Jeanna replied.

"Do we have a deal?" Bonnie asked grinning, extending out her hand.

Jeanna also extended her hand and shook hers with Bonnie's, sealing the agreement.

"Now..." she began, "...here's the plan."

And the six teens began to discuss at length Bonnie's vile plan to break up Team Possible.

[britishchick09]

sherlock s2 ep 3 livewatch

it’s time for the sherlock s2 finale! i’ve been keeping lockie alive for as long as possible, but I can’t stall any longer. let’s fall into the reichenbach!

here it is:

the last masterpiece ep! :D

it begins with rain! *beatles ‘rain’ plays*

john’s back with the therapist from study in pink! :o

does this take place after the fall and the rest of the ep is a flashback?

it’s been 18 months!

john called tv ‘telly’:)

OMG HE’S CHOKING UP NO POOR BBY :’(

he called sherlock ‘my best friend’ IN THE SADDEST VOICE IN THE WORLD :’(

john: “sherlock holmes... is dead.” or is he? ;)

BAM INTRO!

guy: “falls of the reichenbach...” you dodged a credit roll with that one! ;)

sherlock: “diamond cufflinks. all my cufflinks have buttons.” john: “he means ‘thank you’. ...just say it.” awww what a parent :)

sherlock isn’t one for thanks and publicity!

the iconic hat! :D

EVERYONE WANTS HIM TO PUT THE HAT ON

he reluctantly put the hat on:)

the transitions from a scene to a newspaper is so cool! :D

john’s tabloid nickname is BACHELOR OMGGGGGG

john: “what do they mean by that?” oh you know what that means buddy ;)

CONFIRMED BACHELOR OMGGG VICTORIAN GAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! (or in his case bi)

john: “we need to be more careful-“ johnlockers: “NO!!!!!”

sherlock is criticizing the hat lol :D

john called it the ‘sherlock holmes hat’ eyyyyy!!!!! ;D

john’s voice has a hint of deep love it ;)

there’s so many people touring at the castle! :o

this sneaky guy has this on his phone and i’m guessing that’s what all apps in the uk look like lol

OMG HE HACKED INTO THE SYSTEM

is it moiarty?

lestrade said ‘bloody ‘ell!’ and it was so british of him :D

he’s dancing to the background music YEP IT’S MOI ALRIGHT

YEET

OMG MOIARTY YOU DRAMA QUEEN

also is this an abominable bride reference? :o

john’s text notif sound sounds apple WHY

he has a windows laptop and an apple phone how chaotic

the smiley face!!!! :o

ooh cool american song playing in the background! :o

john: “ready?” sherlock: “yes” *PRESS CHATTER* how would anyone be ready for that?

sherlock wants to be himself but john’s like ‘no smartass’ LET HIM BE A SMARTHOLE JOHN

it’s the bbc! :D

OMFG A FAN FOLLOWED SHERLOCK INTO THE RESTROOM WTF

i bet johnlockers have actually done this because they were craaazyyyy back then...

THE FAN WANTS HIM TO SIGN HIS SHIRT WTFFFFF

sherlock knows she’s not a fan lol :D

wait is someone peeing in the background wtf

fan: “you and john watson, platonic, have you there as well!” mofftiss totally based this girl off of real johnlockers!!!!

can they please leave the bathroom I SWEAR SOMEONE IS PEEING BACK THERE IT’S SO AWKWARD

sherlock: “you... repel... me.” YAS!!! :D

HOLD UP what if this is mofftiss’ way of saying they don’t like johnlockers :o

now lockie’s in court bor-ing!

moiarty is a spider great metaphor sherlock! :D

judge: “how long-“ sherlock “not a good question.” lol :D

sherlock and moiarty knew each other for 5 minutes lol

who ate the wafer

SHUT UP WIG MAN LET SHERLOCK SHOW OFF

aaand he kicked them out

john: “you’re doing The Look again.” omg so married ♥

he finds The Face annoying lol MARRIEEEED

epic wallpaper! :D

OMG MOIARTY WAS CHEWING GUM DURING THE CRIME AND THE COURT THING DORK

and he looked at john... ;)

moiarty’s out and sherlock beeps john away,,,

he be making tea WITH HIS VIOLIN PLAYING YYYAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!

omg there’s a shadow...

AN A CREAK

I KNEW IT WAS MOIARTY!!!!!!

sherlock lets him sit down wowza kind to a criminal! :o

moiarty: “every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain ;)” omg HE KNOWS HE’S A STORY CHARACTER AHHHH :o

moiarty to sherlock: “you need me.” no he needs john THANK YOU VERY MUCH

moiarty thinks sherlock’s boring SHUT UP FUNNY MEAN MAN >:(

moiarty: “that’s the problem... the final problem.” eyyyy roll s4 credits! :D

moiarty: “i didn’t tell you... but did you listeeeennnn?” lol sing-songy moiarty is funny :D

he’s doing the hand thing ♥

moiarty: “i own secrecy” who do you think you are bish brother

MOIARTY CALLED SHERLOCK ‘HONEY’ :o

WHY IS MOIARTY SAYING ‘DADDY’

THE FALL HE SAID THE FALLLLLLLL

sherlock: “i never liked riddles.” *maddie hatter rages in the distance*

he’s having a row with the machine again ;)

also that’s literally my dad with his card lol :D

ooh antiques roadshow! :D

john’s meeting mycroft why

OMG HE WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE

it’s just mycroft’s way of saying hello?

what happened in 1972

mycroft’s giving john an unrelated case... s1 finale flashback!

john’s loooong groan lol :D

sherlock is moiarty’s ‘only rival’... >:)

awww john fed some crumbs to birds :)

another unrelated case and lestrade is at the flat! :o

lestrade called lockie ‘a celebrity’ awww :)

SHERLOCK DON’T YELL AT THE CRYING LADY :(

oh he wanted her to ‘speak quickly’ ok

not ok but thaaat’s lockie!

it be moi...

sherlock SNIFF

sherlock: “brilliant, anderson?” anderson: “really?” sherlock: “brilliant impression of an idiot.” OHHHHH!!!!!!! :D

sherlock 2 NOW

john: “don’t do the smiling thing. kidnapped children..?” oh he always does the smiling thing! ;)

molly was going on a lunch date but sherlock said she’ll go with him and her little ‘what?’ is so cute! :D

sherlock’s like ‘look at all the fricks i give’ :D

aaand he left her!

sherlock: “the chemical footprints will lead us to moiarty!” all roads lead to rome, and all the footprints there lead to moiarty ;)

SHERLOCK CALLED MOLLY ‘JOHN’ OMG :D

b r i c k   d u s t

molly: “you’re like my dad. he’s dead- no, sorry-” lol :D

oh no molly’s telling a sad dad story :(

i can kind of see why people ship sherlock and molly they’re nice together :)

BUT JOHNLOCK IS BEST SHIP

although molly’s super awkward she’s so cute! :D

SHERLOCK GOT THE FAIRYTALE REFERENCE AFTER I DID YAS!!!!! :D

lestrade: “brick dust!” b r i c k  d u s t

he’s the google in 360 website! :D

they burst through the kidnapper’s door and it was like ‘someBODY once told me’! :D

omg mercury chocolate wrappers! :o

sherlock: “the more they ate, the faster they died... neat!” ...neat? :o

they found the kidnapped kids! :D

lestrade doesn’t want lockie to be himself awww :(

THE KIDNAPPED GIRL SCREAMED AT SHERLOCK NO :(

lestrade to sherlock: “i feel like screaming when you walk in!” ooh noice ;)

the jerk lady said sherlock was ‘unbelievable’ coolio she’s a bit nice! :D

MOIARTY HACKED THE TAXI TV OMG :o

also there are tvs in taxis OMG :o

lestrade called sherlock and john ‘csi baker street’ lol :D

moiarty’s connecting sherlock to sir bostalot hmm... ;)

hmmm....

sherlock: “what was that on the tv?” cabbie: “no charge...” *drives away* OHHHH

OMG SHERLOCK ALMOST GOT HIT BY A DAR

OMFG WAS HE ALMOST SHOT WTF WAS THAT

john to the rescue!!! :D

the guy was shot not lockie coolio

sherlock uses a mac WHYYY :(

sherlock: “dust is eloquent” mrs. hudson in a whisper: “what’s he on about???” lol :D

lockie vlogs! :D

sherlock: “this is a game, lestrade, one i’m not willing to play.” so the game is not on, then?

john: “i know you for real.” sherlock: “100%” awww :)

john: “no one could fake being suck an annoying dick all the time.” OHHHH!!!!! :D

guy: “yer a bloody idiot, lestrade!” and yer a bloody brit aren’t ya?

mrs. hudson said ‘ooh hoo’ just like oaken! :D

OMG fairytale!!!!

lestrade and the lady knocked on the door and mrs. hudson’s like ‘don’t barge in like that!’ :D

OMG THEY’RE ARRESTING LOCKIE

WHY IS THE LADY THINKING LOCKIE DID IT HE DIDN’T!!!!!

awww sherlock and john were arrested together so romantic just girly things ♥

OMG GUN SHOT????

they’re running omg!!!!!

sherlock: “take my hand!” FRICK YES

john: “people will definitely talk!” FRICK YAAAAS!!!!!!!

just two bfs running around in handcuffs ♥

they need to coordinate while getting up the stairs... easy enough for them! ;)

THEY JUMPED IN FRONT OF A VAN JUST CRIMEY THINGS ♥

i thought the van thing was part of the drunk ep in s3 but it’s cool that-

GUN SHOTS????

they let go! :o

OMG IT’S THE CREEPY FAN!!!!

moiarty: “they didn’t have any ground coffee so i just got-” *SUSPENSE CHORD* out of context that’s hilarious :D

moiarty’s richard!!! :o

wait he’s a hired actor the frick???

THE FRICK ARE THEY ACTING??????

just because it’s in print doesn’t mean it’s real...

ok technically moiarty’s an actor BUT THAT BE KNOCKING DOWN THE 4TH WALL

an actor playing a person playing an actor... wild actorception! :o

moiarty: “i’m the storyteller! it’s on dvd...” but is it on blu-ray? ;)

sherlock: “stop it STOP IT NOW!!!!” yoda seagulls...

fan: “i can read you and you... repel... me...” DON’T USE HIS LINE BOI

sherlock: “there’s only one way to complete his game...” is it on? ;)

OMG he’s admitting his feelings to molly AND HE NEEDS HER awwww!!!! :D

the sherlolly fans loved that i bet! :D

john to mycroft: “you and him go out for coffee? you and jim?” sarah z be like ‘YAS!’ :D

OMG WAIT DID MYCROFT WORK WITH MOIARTY????

mycroft tells john to tell moiarty ‘i’m sorry’ and john just gives this ‘please’ wheeze lol :D

julie albright bouncing her basketball against her bedroom wall in ‘meet julie’ (colorized)

oh CRAP

lockie’s fidgeting with the ball awwww :)

OMG MRS. HUDSON WAS SHOT THE FRICK????????

john: “she’s DYING.... you MACHINE!!!!!!” YEAH LOCKIE YOU BISH

john: “friends protect people!” true that!

THE FRICK WHY IS BEE GEEZ PLAYING

this is the music video lol :D

omg are moiarty and lockie gonna have a dance battle like in despicable me 3 lol :D

moiarty: “our final problem... stayin’ aliiiive!!!!!” HE SO PLANNED THAT

there’s about 28 minutes left will the battle take that long?

oh he turned the song off :/

aw man moiarty has to play with the ordinary people :/

MOIARTY SAID ‘atta boyyyy’ TO SHERLOCK WHYYYYYY

ooh sherlock’s doing binary code with his fingers! :D

moiarty: “first one to sherlock is a sissy” oh SHUT UP

moiarty: “there is no key DOOFUS!!!!” WOAH MAN CALM THE FRICK DOWN

“look at ALLLLL THE FRICKS I GIVE SHERLOCK!!!!”

moiarty: “nice you chose a tall building! great way to do it!” sherlock: “do- do- do what?” oh you know what lockie :(

moiarty: “i read it in the paper so it must be true!” no!!!!

john’s here for mrs. hudson!!!! :D

she seems fine tho?

moiarty: “for me? pleeeeeaaaseee?????” OMG THAT ‘PLEASE’ WAS SO HIGH LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

toss him sherlock TOSS HIM!!!!!

moiarty’s little ‘woah woah woah!’ tho :D

aww sherlock has only 3 friends :(

moiarty about sherlock kermiting: “you gotta admit that’s sexier” WUT

NOOOOOOOOO

sherlock’s breath is so shaky :(

he said ‘privacy’ like ‘pri-va-cee’ why

he’s gonna call john!!!!!

awww smile!!!! :D

he knows that this is fake right?

moiarty’s like ‘WHAT?? WHAT DID I MISS????” BOI CALM DOWWwwwwnnnn

sherlock to moiarty: “i am you. prepared to do anything.” save that line for john plz

sherlock is ‘on the side of the angels’ awww :)

moiarty said sherlock’s not ordinary RIGHT HE’S A SPECIAL SUNSHINE ANGEL

moiarty: “you’re meee!!!!!” NOT WHAT I MEANT

they’re holding hands and standing close NOOOOO

HOLY FRICK SHERLOCK JUS SHOT MOIARTY IN THE MOUTH THE FRICK THE FRACK???????

he’s not really dead right or is that just a theory

sherlock’s like ‘oh god what have i done’ SAME WHAT DID YOU DO

it sounds like the thx theme!

oh no

i know it’s not a legitimate kermiting sewerside but DON’T FREAKING DO IT

HE’S CALLING JOHN OH FRICK

HE WANTS JOHN TO SEE HIM FALL THE FRICKKKKK

sherlock: “look up, i’m on the rooftop.” ♫ up on the rooftop, click click click, HERE COMES SAD OL’ KERMIT CLAUS ♫

CRAP

sherlock: “i can’t come down so we’ll have to do it like this.” it was only a kiss :(

an apology????

‘IT’S ALL TRUE’ THE FRICK????

is this just for moiarty’s game?

sherlock sounds like he’s gonna cry NOOOOO :(((((

john: “shut up, shut up, shut up.” SAME WTF ARE YOU SAYING LOCKIE???

sherlock: “no one could be that clever. you could.” OMGGGGG

FIRST WINSTON & JULIA AND NOW SHERLOCK & JOHN WHYYYYY

sherlock sniffled omg :’(

he researched john to impress him OH MY HEART!!!!!

it’s not a trick sherlock is legit amazing!!!!!!!!

sherlock wants john to ‘keep his eyes fixed’ NOOOOOOOO

if sherlock knows this is fake he’s doing a pretty good job at it BUT WHY JUST TO PLEASE MOIARTY OR ESCAPE THE SPOTLIGHT OR WHAT

sherlock: “goodbye john.” NO

NO

NO

OH GOD THERE WAS A CRACK

if sherlock’s alive THEM HOW WAS THERE A CRACK

WAIT JOHN JUST FELL THE FRICK IS GOING ON????

john: “i’m a doctor, he’s my friend!” yes you are AND YES YOU FREAKING ARE

it’s fake he’s not really dead OH HOW I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THAT JOHNNY :(

OMG NO :’(

THE SAD VIOLIN I CAN’T

everything is slow NOOOOO

i can’t believe mofftiss made the fans wait 2 YEARS TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT i know there was ‘many happy returns’ in 2013 BUT HOW DID THE FANS SURVIVE THAT LONG WITH THAT ENDING????

it’s raining now perfect

gun????

therapist: “he didn’t say it. say it now.” john: “sorry, i can’t.” he said ‘i love you’ :(

awww john and mrs. hudson! :’(

omg she’s crying no!!!! :(

john to sherlock’s grave: “you were the best man and the most human i’ve ever known.” awww :’)

john: “one more miracle for me, sherlock. don’t. be. dead.” miricale granted my friend ;)

OMG WHAT HE WAS STANDING THERE THE WHOLE TIME WITH JOHN SUFFERING LIKE THAT THE FRICK?????

that’s the end of s2! that was a much better finale than s1 and it’s definitely the best ep of the series so far. there’s a lot of exciting turns AND WHAT EVEN IS THE ENDING??? you knocked it out of the park mofftiss! i can’t wait to see what s3 has in store besides mary, drunk times and the wedding!

and to quote the blog... ‘#sherlocklives #johnwatsonlives’ ♥

[mtvswatches]

Jane the Virgin 1x05 Chapter Five

Spoilers disclaimer (please read before sending messages or writing comments)

Stray thoughts

1) Well, this is not a healthy mother/daughter relationship…

NARRATOR: As we all know by now, when Jane Gloriana Villanueva came into this world, her father was already out of the picture. And though she sometimes fantasized about who her father was and what having two parents would be like, Jane and her mom had a typical mother-daughter relationship. With the role of the mother played by Jane.

It makes sense to have the roles reversed when you are older, but not when you’re a little kid. That’s messed up. It wasn’t Jane’s fault that her mom was still a kid when she had her. She should’ve still got to be a kid.

2) This won’t be Rogelio, though. It would have never been Rogelio.

NARRATOR: It was times like these when young Jane wished especially hard for a father. Someone responsible and wise, someone who would take care of things so she wouldn't have to.

3) Okay, I was wrong. Jane is super pissed. She’s moving out! She’s barely speaking to her mom. However, it might be a good thing for her to move in with Michael ahead of the wedding. Maybe this will be the final nail on the coffin of this doomed relationship? One can only hope…

4) Oh, you naïve, self-absorbed, Rogelio…

Shooting? No, this is not make-believe, Roxanna. This is real life. My daughter is coming. So I must prepare to step into the role of… father.

He claims is not “make-believe” but he takes the role of father as, well, a part he needs to play. But there’s no script and there’s no pre-established happy ending when it comes to parenting. I’m guessing he’ll figure this out soon enough.

5) What is Michael hiding from Jane? Apart from the fact that he has no personality and is boring as fuck?

6) Okay, both Rafael and Jane have the same opinion about what constitutes a “mistake.” That’s cool.

7) New favorite character.

8) I’m guessing Billy is not dating Jane’s best friend because he likes her…

9) JUST GET TOGETHER WITH RAFAEL AND RAISE THE BABY WITH HIM! It’s not that complicated, is it?

10) Well, at least one of their concerns is similar…

JANE: I just want it to go well.

ROGELIO: I just really want it to look good, Michelle.

JANE: What do you think we'll talk about?

ROGELIO: What shoes should I wear?

MICHAEL: He's gonna love you.

ROGELIO: She's gonna love me, right?

The most important one. I really like how the show portrays Rogelio. He is a bit of the comic relief, most of the times, with his bigger-than-the-sun ego and star quality. But they never fail to show that he also has a big heart, even if he might not be good at showing it all the time.

11) OMG the spotlight! The stairs that go on forever! The trademark telenovela actor Smile! The audience, forced to clap on cue!

He’s just… too much.

12) Oh, stupid Captain Cardboard…

I think you won’t be having the last laugh…

Seriously, though, how can he be so thick as to not realize that Rafael and Petra splitting up could actually have a negative impact on his and Jane’s relationship? Did he forget that Jane was fantasizing about Rafael like two weeks ago? And now, the man who she was fantasizing about and whose baby she’s carrying is conveniently single…

13) Jane is moving in with Rogelio?!!!

14) Oh, wow, that was Xiomara’s fantasy. 

15) He was nervous, that means he does care.

16) Credit where credit’s due, though. Michael does understand how important Jane’s relationship with her mom is to her. He mentioned how she shouldn’t get married without her mom because she will regret it, and he understands her need to talk about her first encounter with her dad with her mom. So, there’s that.

17) I JUST FUCKING DIED!

bUT WHY DID MICHAEL HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO DELIVER THAT LINE?! UGH!!

This is Piz talking about the Hellmouth all over again.

18) “After what happened, you said you would always take care of me.” What happened to you, Magda? I’m dying to know! It’d better be juicy!

19) Wow, the conversation between Xiomara and Jane is a great scene, even if it’s not a big argument with a lot of screaming and crying. The emotions are still there because you can clearly understand where each of them is coming from. Jane feels robbed of part of her identity, and Xiomara’s fears are valid, even if not completely justified. Ultimately, however, I must take Jane’s side. Having her father as part of her life should have always been Jane’s choice, not her mother’s, and especially not if it was based on a lie.

20) I’m Rafael, so hard.

21) I guess this was her other weapon…

Sex and emotional manipulation…

So, she was pregnant, once. She had a miscarriage, and then he got cancer.

22) Hm, was this really it? It doesn’t seem like a thing you’d really go to extreme lengths to keep hidden…

MICHAEL: We used to do stupid things.

JANE: What kind of stupid things?

MICHAEL: Mostly stealing cars and selling the parts.

JANE: Oh, so, like, illegal stupid things.

MICHAEL: Yeah. We worked out of this old garage. The cops found it. He was only 16, no record. I already was in trouble. Billy took the blame.

JANE: What?!

MICHAEL: I tried to come forward, but our-our lawyer said that if I did, he'd still be in jail for lying.

JANE: Oh, my God.

MICHAEL: Yeah. After that, I-I I turned my life around. He went the other way. And I've been bailing him out ever since.

I still think there must be something shadier about him. Or are his secrets as boring as him?

23) In spite of her crappy decision, Xiomara is a good mom. Even though she feels threatened, she still offers Rogelio some good advice, and she understands that it’s her own fault that she and Jane have fallen out. Rogelio is also genuinely nice, he knows that Xiomara could and would help him out – even if she is the reason he hadn’t met his daughter until now. And he seems to be honest when he claims he never meant to cause a wedge between mother and daughter by coming forward as Jane’s father.

24) So, that didn’t go too well…

ROGELIO: You have to understand that she was not wrong.

JANE: Excuse me?

ROGELIO: When I was 17, I was an idiot kicked out of school, smoking weed. She wanted to protect you.

JANE: Look. I think it's really nice that you want to defend her, but I don't want to talk about it, okay? Right, that's between me and my mom.

ROGELIO: Jane, well, she was terrible, but she was scared.

JANE: Rogelio, come on.

ROGELIO: I just want you to see her side.

JANE: I know her side.

ROGELIO: She was crying, Jane.

JANE: And you don't think that I've cried? But you wouldn't know that because you don't know anything about me, not even my middle name. And that's because of her. And I guess for you, it is easy to forgive that because you've only know about me for 16 months. But I have thought about you every single day for the past 23 years. You know what? I'm-I'm sorry, I can't do this. Rogelio, you seem like a nice enough man, but we haven't been a part of each other's lives until now, and we've been fine, so let's not force it.

Rogelio was well-intentioned, but that doesn’t mean that he had any right to speak on Xiomara’s behalf. The right to dispense fatherly advice is something you have to earn. You don’t get to do that just because you’re, biologically speaking, the father. It takes time and a lot of bonding and trust building.

I think I would’ve reacted the same way Jane did.

25) And that didn’t go too well, either…

RAFAEL: These are the divorce papers.

PETRA: You were about to have sex with me yesterday.

RAFAEL: We stopped.

PETRA: Yes. But I could tell you didn't want to.

RAFAEL: Petra, please, let's keep what little dignity we have left.

PETRA: Jane's going to change her mind. You're going to have to share custody of that baby.

RAFAEL: I'm hoping I won't.

PETRA: You will. You know you will. Rafael, we can work it out.

RAFAEL: Not if I don't love you anymore.

PETRA: You make me sick.

RAFAEL: I understand. So sign the divorce papers. You'll get your $250,000 and we'll be done with each other.

I respect Rafael because he doesn’t let his attraction for Petra could his judgment. He knows it would be wrong to continue the charade just to get the baby because, at the end of the day, he doesn’t love her and I’m not too sure she loves him either. Petra, on the other hand, feels disgusted when Rafael admits he doesn’t love her… but I guess cheating on him, lying to him, using sex and their tragic past to manipulate him, and holding him hostage with the idea that he won’t get the baby are not disgusting deeds.

I can’t help but wonder if Petra will undergo a  Heel-Face Turn and how exactly the writers will pull this off because she keeps piling on evil stuff.

26) I LOVE ROGELIO!!

ROGELIO: I heard what you said about not forcing things. This is not forcing things. This is apologizing. I think I was trying to make up for all these years in two hours. I was trying to impress you. But I went too far, so I'm sorry.

JANE: No. It's okay. I think I was hard on you, and I had expectations that were totally unreasonable. Then let's begin again.

Yes, he is self-absorbed and at times misguided, but he has a good heart and he does mean well. And who would’ve thought? He’s able to do some self-introspection if need be. And he can apologize when he does something wrong. He’s a good man, alright? Or at least he’s trying really hard to become one. I love him a lot.

27) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28) It was obvious Jane wouldn’t be able to give up the baby. She couldn’t put the baby through the same things she had to go through herself because other people denied her of the possibility to know who her father was. I still don’t know what Michael’s role is going to be in this whole thing.

29) Again, I’m Rafael…

RAFAEL: A guy I can't stand is gonna be involved in raising my kid. I just don't know what Jane's doing with him.

Except for the Michael-raising-my kid thing, of course.

30) WTF!!!!

My new favorite character is dead!!!

31) Sin Rostro killed him… I’m sorry, but I think Sin Rostro is actually a woman. And I’m guessing it’s Magda. I don’t know why I think Magda is behind all of this.

32) What the fuck are they planning?

Is Petra going to blame Rafael for domestic abuse?

33) Liar, liar, pants on fire…

“I’ve made a mistake” was probably the worse excuse he could’ve given. We know how Jane feels about people calling their willing choices “mistakes”.

34) Awww ☹

Will Jane be crying by the end of every episode? I hope not.

35) Of course…

36) A very fun episode! But will Jane end up crying in every episode? And will someone end up dead every few episodes? And is Magda Sin Rostro? Will Michael stop being so fucking boring? So many questions!

37)  Hope you enjoyed my recap, and, as usual, if you’ve got this far, thank you for reading! If you enjoy my recaps and my blog, please consider supporting it on ko-fi.Thanks!

[dylanobrienisbatman]

100 Questions

it’s long so it’s under the cut, but man was this fun. thanks for the tag @the-most-beautiful-broom ♥ i’ll tag my loves (if you want to haha this is a lot) @raven-reyes-of-sunshine @perhalta @dracovengeance @hedaalicia and @amihanmayari

1. What is your nickname? Bails

2. How old are you? 24

3. What is your birth month? February

4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius!

5. What is your favorite color? green (Aw hey linds, same !!) 

6. What’s your lucky number? I was number 8 for marching band every single year (F8 for flute 8) except my junior year, and my junior year we had a shit show, so im calling that. 

7. Do you have any pets? 5 dogs back home in seattle but none where i live now or in NY when i get back

8. Where are you from? everywhere and nowhere. my dads military. but im american! 

9. How tall are you? 5’ 5″

10. What shoe size are you? 7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A whole lot, but they’re not always all with me. 

12. Are you random? not really. im pretty set in my routines and very comfortably a home body

13. Last person you texted? my best friend @broadwaybound2016

14. Are you psychic in any way? not even a little tbh

15. Last TV show watched? The Bold Type (WATCH IT ITS AMAZING)

16. Favorite movie? I’m not really sure but i just watched Love, Simon and im literally just crying because of it right now so im gonna go with that until further notice

17. Favorite show from your childhood? probably Lizze McGuire

18. Do you want children? Nope

19. Do you want a church wedding? I dont really want to get married

20. What is your religion? agnostic? maybe? im not religious, and not very spiritual. I love spirituality, things like crystals and stuff, but i try not to appropriate those things from groups/cultures who actually use them. I’d love to learn more about them and be someone who actually knew how to practice but, again, i dont want to step on toes culturally and take things that aren’t mine to take

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? a lot! a ton of surgeries on my ears

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nope, im literally a goody two shoes

23. How is life? lovely

24. Baths or showers? showers!

25. What color socks are you wearing? i dont really wear socks? i like those little half socks. I’m not wearing any rn

26. Have you ever been famous? nope.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? probably. i’d love to have a voice, and if it was for doing something i love, i cant think of anything better than getting to share my passion with the world like that. But it would definitely be a lot of pressure

28. What type of music do you like? i’m into literally anything. I love Hayley Kiyoko, the 1975, big fan of just basic pop like ariana grande and charlie puth, Harry Styles’s album is a masterpiece, Shawn Mendes, 5th Harmony. i love anything.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes!!

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? just two!

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my stomach

32. How big is your house? my house at home is a 5 bedroom 3 bath, my apt in amsterdam rn is just a room in a hotel type place with my own bathroom, and my apt in nyc is a studio

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? i literally hardly ever eat breakfast, but i love a bagel

34. Have you ever left the country? I’m in europe RIGHT NOW! lol

35. Have you ever tried archery? once, i was terrible

36. Do you like anyone? Not right now, but i might want too

37. Favorite swear word? i love the word fuck. it’s got so much you can do with it. i swear like a sailor.

38. When do you fall asleep? ummmmmm? whenever i guess lol 

39. Do you have any scars? A few small ones. a decent one on my knee from falling off my bike when i was 8

40. Sexual orientation? Bisexual

41. Are you a good liar? excellent

42. What languages would you like to learn? ALLLL the languages. I’d love to learn native hawai’ian. i spent my high school years there and the culture is so incredible, and i was so welcomed into it by my friends who were from there, i’d love a chance to really connect too it and try to learn that. 

43. Top 10 songs? Oh boy... im just gonna bullet these because i cant decide the order but this is the general

the way i am - charlie puth

young god - halsey 

rather be - clean bandit

feelings - hayley kiyoko

woman - harry styles 

make me feel - janelle monáe 

six inch heels - beyonce 

get right witcha - migos

my my my - troye sivan 

nice for what - drake 

44. Do you like your country? i’m torn at the moment. I hate tr*mp and everything him and his stand for, but i think america can be a wonderful place. 

45. Do you have friends from the web? Yes!! <3

46. What is your personality type? MBTI: INTP 

47. Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw

48. Can you curl your tongue? yes!

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? I am Hermione and Hermione is me. (also i really relate a lot to Lexa from the 100, which... is interesting. the way she suppresses feelings, her generally logical approach to things, the way she is totally useless around pretty girls.) 

50. Left or right handed? right!

51. Are you scared of spiders? If they’re like, big spiders yes. or if they come out of nowhere. im way more scared of cockroaches tho.

52. Favorite food? For some reason this question has been really hard for me lately? idk. i love a good indian style curry, and tacos? 

53. Favorite foreign food? Indian!

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I’m CLEAN, but im messy. i feel like cleanliness and orderliness have been misconstrued to mean the same thing, but clean is to dirty as orderly is to messy. I’m clean and messy, i am not very orderly, and i am NOT dirty. 

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Experience a walk down the street in a city at night where im not afraid

56. What color underwear? black

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? not too long, but it sometimes takes me a long ass time to pick an outfit 

58. Do you have much of an ego? It’s as big as it should be. 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? i suck on them until i can bite them

60. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly.

61. Do you sing to yourself? Hell yeah

62. Are you a good singer? i’m decent but i need another voice to match with. on my own i can’t carry a tune. 

63. Biggest Fears? failure. and heights. 

64. Are you a gossip? I can be, but never about like.. bad things. I like to talk about how this friend or that friend did x y z cool thing but im not like “omg did you hear so and so hooked up with so and so” 

65. Are you a grammar nazi? Not really because i can’t spell for shit

66. Do you have long or short hair? Short-ish? i cut my hair in march of LAST YEAR and then trimmed it again this year and i want it to fucking grow

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? i would definitely forget some

68. Favorite school subject? History

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Pretty introverted. 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nah, im not allowed too for medical reasons

71. What makes you nervous? when I see kids wandering and their parents not noticing (okay im keeping that because me too, but also travelling? like the in-transit part of travel, catching busses/trains/planes makes me panic)

72. Are you scared of the dark? not at all

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? i try not too unless its major. usually its unintentional or the mistake is irrelevant to the flow of the conversation/situation  

74. Are you ticklish? Yes, but i hate being tickled unless its like, my sister or my dad

75. Have you ever started a rumor? No

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? Yes i have lol (linds, ily, we DEFINITELY have been over this already)

77. Have you ever drank underage? a little, but not until i was like 19, and then i was in europe for 6 months, so i didnt REALLY drink underage until i was like... less than 6 months to 21

78. Have you ever done drugs? Pot pretty regularly here in Amsterdam, and i’ve done shrooms

79. What do you fantasize about? getting a beautiful loft in a big city (preferrably london or NYC), with a kick ass job, a dog, and maybe a girlfriend with huge curly hair.

80. How many piercings do you have? Four

81. Can you roll your R’s? Yep!

82. How fast can you type? I just took a little online quiz that said i can type 72 words per minute with 93% accuracy? 

83. How fast can you run? lol I don’t run (same linds... same)

84. What color is your hair? brown!

85. What color are your eyes? Green!

86. What are you allergic to? I’m a bit lactose intolerant and pineapple makes my tongue itch?

87. Do you keep a journal? no, but i wish i did sometimes 

88. Are you depressed about anything? I’m not depressed “about anything”, im just generally someone who experiences a pretty mild case of depression.

89. Do you like your age? Yeah, i dig it.

90. What makes you angry? bigotry, ignorance, and spilling things. I spill drinks constantly, i spilled a WHOLE BOWL OF CEREAL ON MY FLOOR THE OTHER NIGHT.  

91. Do you like your own name? I didn’t used too but i really do now

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? not that i know of

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? I don’t want kids. 

94. What talents do you have? i have a pretty great memory, but for random things i dont need 

95. Sun or moon? Moon <3

96. How did you get your name? My dad, he just liked it. My middle name was also my dad, he heard the name Jess on the movie A Man From Snowy River and he thought it was a nice like, nickname/pet name, so he gave me the middle name Ges (pronounced like Jess) with the intent of calling me that (it didnt stick), but he didn’t want anyone to think my middle name was Jessica, so he spelled it Ges.

97. Are you religious? I am not, but i have a lot of respect for the concept of religion, as long as its used for the real purpose, which is to make people feel peace and help people find love and comfort. 

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? I have not, but i shold

99. Color of your bedspread? White

100. Color of your room? White, with one black wall 

[pilindiel]

Taggy Tags - Question Edition

I was tagged by the effervescent @commodorecliche <3

RULES: ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND TAG SOME PEOPLE

I’m tagging: @rhetoricfemme , @nakiriknife, @ichibri, @sonictheonlyhedgehog, @ceramic-universe, and @arahir

Questions are under the readmore!

THE LAST 1. DRINK: jasmine green tea! 2. PHONE CALL: Me MUM 3. TEXT MESSAGE: James  4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: Black Flies by Ben Howard 5. TIME YOU CRIED: fuck, yesterday?  it was probably over the job before I got home  6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: Nope! 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: TWICE 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: I could never prove it, but I was very certain it happened. 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yes. 10. BEEN DEPRESSED: FINGER GUNS 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: Nope!  I’ve gotten close but never thrown up  3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. Maroon 13. Dark Green 14. Lilac IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: YEAH BUDDY  16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: Nope!  17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: absolutely. 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: Not negatively? 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: Yeah! 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: I got rid of shitty friends ?  21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: Omg i haven’t used facebook in like four years.  I think James was on it?  I’ll count it

GENERAL 22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: I knew everyone on my facebook before I stopped using it. 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: No. ;-;  We might get a cat though!! 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: Nah 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: JAMES AND I WENT TO DISNEY WORLD I WAS IN MAGIC KINGDOM FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!  26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: I woke up initially at 6 because James woke up but I officially got out of bed at like 8 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: sleeping. 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: GETTING A CAT  29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: last week!  31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: ........black flies by Ben Howard 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: My dad’s name is Tom ! 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: Not having a job :/ 34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr and youtube probably 35. HAIR COLOUR: Light brown!  Though I dye it red 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: Short 37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: MAH BOI  38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: shrug emoji  39. PIERCINGS: Just ears!  40. BLOOD TYPE: I think it’s A+?  41. NICKNAME: Dani, Fletch, Pil, Dan Dan 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Taken! 43. ZODIAC: I’m an Aries thnakx 44. PRONOUNS: she/her 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Yuri on Ice still owns my gay ass heart 46. TATTOOS: None, but I would LOVE to have Riza Hawkeye’s tattoo on my right shoulder 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: Left handed. 48. SURGERY: I had a retinal detachment about three years ago so I had to get that shit stapled back in.

50. SPORT: Volleyball! 51. VACATION: I.......dont know?? 52. PAIR OF TRAINERS: I got my sweet kicks.  My chucks.  My converse MORE GENERAL 53. EATING: Still the fucking green tea 54. DRINKING: STILL THE FUCKING GREEN TEA 55. I’M ABOUT TO: get something to eat and then probably do casting work 56. WAITING FOR: 11:30 to go walk a dog 57. WANT: to write 58. GET MARRIED: I want to !  James and i are working out money first

WHICH IS BETTER: 60. HUGS OR KISSES: either/or 61. LIPS OR EYES: both. 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: taller. 63. OLDER OR YOUNGER: older. 64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: nice arms 65. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship. 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: troublemaker. HAVE YOU EVER: 67. KISSED A STRANGER: Nope 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: Yeeee. 69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: I am thankfully too anxious about my vision to lose my glasses. 70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: YEAH.... 71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: Nope! 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: I sure did and he even texted me months afterwards asking for another chance which was....really uncomfortable 73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yes 74. BEEN ARRESTED: no! 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. YOURSELF: sometimes 78. MIRACLES: I believe in fate?  Like, sometimes bad things will happen but they will even themselves out too.  Like, I believe in instinct and that feeling in your gut you get when you know something won’t work out 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no. lust at first sight, yes, but not love. 80. SANTA CLAUS: no.  81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: yes. 82. ANGELS: I was raised catholic but I’m agnostic so....no? OTHER: 84. EYE COLOUR: GREEN 85. FAVOURITE MOVIE: Howl’s Moving Castle

[lovemesomesurveys]

1. Are you related to the last person you spoke to? Yes, he’s my dad.

2. Are your blankets normally kicked all over the place when you wake up? No.

3. Do you wear an eye mask when you go to sleep? Nope.

4. Are family get-togethers fun or awkward for you? I like them, they’re nice.

5. Are any of your friends hoping to be famous one day? No, I don’t believe so.

6. What do you do if someone way too old for you hits on you? I handle it very awkwardly. I never know what to do. <<<< Saaaame. That’s with anyone, despite their age.

7. Can you eat a whole pizza by yourself? Not in one sitting.

8. Do you wear a lot of red clothes? No.

9. Do you lock the doors? Of course.

10. Is coffee better with or without milk? I always have coffee with creamer.

11. When was the last time you were at a hotel? Back in May.

12. Who would you kiss right now if you could kiss anyone? Alexander Skarsgård.

13. Are you afraid of the dark, or were you ever? I was more so as a kid, but I still don’t like it. I sleep with my TV on.

14. Do you have trust issues? No, not really. I just have issues.

15. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard? Uhhh. It’s been awhile since I’ve laughed that hard.

16. What are your plans for Thursday? I have my usual Thursday doctor appointment and that’s about it.

17. Have you had your birthday yet this year? Yep, last month.

18. Are you playing hard to get right now? I’m not playing hard to get, I’m just hard to want.

19. Do you still talk to the person you were dating five months ago? I wasn’t dating anyone 5 months ago.

20. Does cuddling freak you out? No.

21. Are your toenails painted? No.

22. Have you ever told someone you were in love with them? Yes.

23. Ever slapped a guy in the face? No.

24. Would you ever dye your hair blonde? I had blonde highlights for years, but I didn’t go full blonde. I wanted to at one point.

25. Did you make anything to eat today? Yeah.

26. Do you wear eyeliner? Yes.

27. What’s your favourite part of the song that you’re listening to? I’m not listening to music.

28. Do you think you’re a good friend? No.

29. If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Fall.

30. Could you go out in public looking like you do now? No thank you.

31. What was on your mind mostly today? How crappy I feel.

32. Who was the last person you got into a small argument with? My brother.

33. Can you handle the truth? Not always.

34. Are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of someone? I listen to them anyway, even if they make me sad.

35. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling? Well no, I don’t generally lie in the dark grinning. <<<< hahahah. Omg that sounds so creepy.

36. Where did you sleep last night? My bed.

37. Did you have a good day yesterday? No.

38. What was the highlight of today? There really hasn’t been one.

39. Do you hate anyone? No.

40. Do you wish you had the chance to tell someone something right now? No.

41. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.

42. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Nope.

43. Do horror movies these days scare you? I’m just a scardy cat, so. I can’t believe I’ve agreed to see It with my mom and bro.

44. What is the best thing that’s happened in the past week? Not a whole lot has been happening apart from the usual.

45. What colour is your hair? Red.

46. What did you do yesterday? I mostly lounged in bed.

47. What are you doing tonight? Watch TV, Tumblr, rest.

48. Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger? When? No.

49. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now? No.

50. Do you want to fix things with anybody? Yes.

51. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? I’ve gone almost 5 years now and I don’t have any plans to drink for the foreseeable future.

52. Is your hair long enough to pull over your face like a moustache? Yep.

53. Do you ever find yourself making up survey questions throughout the day? No.

54. Who is your favourite online friend? I don’t have any online friends.

55. What was the last thing you tried for the first time? *shrug*

56. What was the last thing you said out loud, and how loud were you speaking? “I’ll probably have soup.” I was speaking at a normal, reasonable level.

57. What’s your favourite nail polish colour to wear or see on others? Black.

58. What was the last thing you learned? Hmm.

59. How warm do you like your showers/baths to be? I like to take warm showers.

60. Are there any advertisements/commercials you actually like? Which? Every now and then there’s a funny one or one with a catchy song.

61. How often do you visit your relatives? We don’t see each other very often anymore like we used to.

62. In your opinion, what is the scariest natural disaster? All of them.

63. What design is on your bed sheets? They’re just pink.

64. What is your favourite brand of fizzy drink? I’m a soda gal, so Coke, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper are my favorites.

65. As a kid, did you use toothpaste that wasn’t minty? I think I had bubblegum kind.

66. What is your favourite vegetable? Broccoli.

67. Do you have any other countries’ timezones saved to your computer/mobile phone? No.

68. Is your username the same for every website? No.

69. What do you have in your online bookmarks? Not a lot, just a few random things. I keep the websites I use on the toolbar.

70. Do you have a lucky number? Why is it so lucky? No, but I have a favorite number which is 8.

71. Do you set your browser to remember passwords? No.

72. Describe the perfect burger: Pretty simple just meat, cheese, mayo, mustard, and ketchup.

73. What was the last thing you made yourself to eat? I warmed a breakfast burrito my mom got for me this morning, but I was still asleep at the time.

74. Do you agree that the nude scenes in movies are generally unnecessary? Sometimes.

75. Have you ever stood on a sea creature while at the beach? Uh no?

76. What’s worse; speaking in all caps, or all lowercase? All caps.

77. What’s your favourite place to go for fast food? Chick-Flil-A.

78. How many fillings do you have? A few.

79. Do you prefer warm or cold hands? Well, warm.

80. Have you ever had a mud fight? No.

81. When you see people in love, is your first reaction “ew” or “cute”? It’s cute.

82. Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it had actually happened? Yes, that happens every now and then when the dream is just so vivid it feels real.

83. Do you know anyone who closely resembles someone else? Yeah.

84. When your sunburn peels, do you leave it or pull at it? I have a bad habit of messing with it even though I know that’s a big no-no.

85. What type of food do you find yourself craving most (sweet, savoury, meat, etc.)? Savory or sweet.

86. Why did you last go to the doctors? An ongoing issue I’ve been dealing with.

87. Are you good at Name That Tune? Yeah.

88. Do you ever know the people who pop up in your “Who you might know” list? Very rarely, actually.

89. Do you ever highlight excerpts of books that you particularly enjoy? On my Kindle app, but no not in an actual book.

90. How easy is it for you to recognise what quote/lyric something is from? Pretty good with lyrics, not so much quotes. Just depends.

91. On a scale of one to ten, how tired are you currently? 10. Always.

[carolina-study]

92 Questions tag

I was tagged by @a-students-lifebuoy Thank you!!!

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

(I’m adding a keep reading bc this is looooooong)

LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my dad 3. Text message: “yes I’m awake” (to my dad) 4. Song you listened to: Sometimes by Ariana Grande 5. Time you cried: honestly I don’t remember

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: yes (but like in middle school so does it even count) 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: well not like clinically diagnosed but yes 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: orange, pink(coral), gold

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: yes, many times 18. Found out someone was talking about you: no 19. Met someone who changed you: I don’t think so 20. Found out who your friends are: no because I've known for some time 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most (like 97%) 23. Do you have any pets: yes, 2 dogs and some parakeets 24. Do you want to change your name: nope 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: spent it with my whole fam in Mexico 26. What time did you wake up: 9:45 am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: playing shadow puppets with my younger sister 28. Name something you can’t wait for: to start my senior year

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: last night 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my high levels of procrastination 31. What are you listening to right now: You Need Me, I Don’t Need You by Ed Sheeran 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t think so 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: the wifi in my room sucks!!!!! 34. Most visited websites: tumblr, cookie clicker (the best means of procrastinating when I should be completing online assignments)

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: yes 36. Mark/s: yes 37. Childhood dream: I had a horrible dream that the vacuum was out to get me 38. Hair color: dark dark brown 39. Long or short hair: long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope 41. What do you like about yourself: I’m smart and self-motivated 42. Piercings: just a single piercing on each of my ears 43. Blood type: I don’t know??? omg ??? 44. Nickname: Caro 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: Saggitarius

47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: Grey’s Anatomy 49. Tattoos: none 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: none 52. Hair dyed in different color: no 55. Vacation: I went to Cocoa Beach in Florida and Disney World last month (June) it was the best I miss it. 56. Pair of trainers: I don’t know what this is asking but I have a pair of Nikes and a pair of converse????

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing 58. Drinking: nothing 59. I’m about to: eat some breakfast (brunch?) 61. Waiting for: my random spurts of motivation to kick in 62. Want: to get my summer assignments over with 63. Get married: hopefully some day 64. Career: just a student, but hopefully a Pediatrician in the future

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I'm not hesitant so troublemaker I suppose

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: no? 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no 77. Turned someone down: yes 78. Sex on the first date: no 79. Broken someone’s heart: yes 80. Had your heart broken: no 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yes of course 83. Fallen for a friend: kinda

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: yes!!!!!!!!!!!

85. Miracles: sometimes?

86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: I want to, but I don’t 88. Kiss on the first date: depends

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: Lesly 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: always and forever The Tigger Movie, but currently Moana

NOW, TAG 20 PEOPLE: @daiseestudies @my-aesthetic-is-studying @i-do-the-thing @ronanstudies @paigesstudyspo @sarahs-studies @studieswith-lia @tea-ndnotes@stevenstudies @apogeestudies @maekyio @featherstudy @typicalstudyblr (I didn’t tag 20 oops)

[doctormelapples]

admit it a l l

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

My little sister,,,, absolutelyfuckingnot

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Incorrect i have spoken to one (1) person today

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Nope

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Yeah homie, no one is trustworthy, not one fucking person

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I don’t hang out with people I don’t like, but ya girl doesn’t actually have a crush rn so no

6. What are you excited for?

I’m excited to see the world someday

7. What happened tonight?

It’s 4 pm

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Homie I’m not that disgusted with myself. me, generally always wasted, couldn’t care less

9. Is confidence cute?

Yes but arrogance isn’t

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Whomst the fuck knows. maybe orange juice?

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Revisit question 4 please

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

I own 2 pairs of skinny jeans

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Probably see spiderman: homecoming for the third time, or maybe I’ll be purchasing new bed spread for my new bed now that I’ve been kicked out of my room to make way for my new half-sister

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Probably a slushie or coffee

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Not anymore

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Hell To The Yes

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

No,,, maybe becca? my posters? the wall.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Ya girl out here in a state of Always Broken

19. Have you had sex today?

Never

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Um? starting to realize i could either say fuck you to this question or spend Paragraphs on it

21. Are you in a good mood?

Never

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

My sister just saw that movie 47 meters down and described it in Great Detail. so i might take a few months on that one

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Hell no. nothing on me is the same color as my dad. his eyes are yellow/green mine are brown

24. What do you want right this second?

Spaghetti,, real talk omg but I don’t know how to make spaghetti sauce and all we have like it is tomatoes so… it’s a shit ton of work but i might do it tbh

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I would probably just be sad™. If we were dating there would be Hell To Pay

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yeah, but ya girl is trying to change that real quick. fun story: i just got a haircut and one of the stylists was like,,, how old are you? have you ever considered modeling? and then told me she wanted a model with hair like mine to die RAINBOW so bich yeas… she took my info and hopefully we can get this going

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

I don’t think so

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Dan and Phil Undertale letsplay

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Always tbh

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Yes

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

No? that is a lot going on in that question but imma let it slide. 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I don’t so..

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Ahah no, love me some pop

34. Listening to?

right this second? a song called Humongous by Declan McKenna, WHoM by thE WAy is coming out with a new album and it’s amazing, you’re welcome

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

All the time. I only write in pencil in my journal

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

THanKs to my HANDYDANDY SNAP MAP yes. they’re at home

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No

38. Who did you last call?

Local pizza place

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Like actually danced? or like jammed and bumped in the car with? Becca probs

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I liked them? And I like kissing?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Thursday, I jokingly asked my mom to bring cupcakes back from her meeting and she actually did

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Blew a kiss to my mom

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

I don’t believe in “embarrass” (yes)

44. Do you tan in the nude?

TaN? nO

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Probably not. Why? I see no reason to tbh

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Not last ni- wait actually yes. They were fucking wasted and we snapchatted

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Probably my grandma

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Ye

49. Do you dance in the car?

Absolutely

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Does a fake one count?

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

School pictures?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Hell No

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Nah

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

A WHoM?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Strawberry Rhubarb my dude get this cherry blueberry apple shit outta my face

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Fashion Designer, Author, Fairy, Teacher, in that order

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Nah not really tbh

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

All the time real talk

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Self Care? me? you must be joking

60. Wear slippers?

Too much work

61. Wear a bath robe?

Wet + fuzzy no thank you

62. What do you wear to bed?

Shorts, crewneck

63. First concert?

When was it? Who was it? What do you want from me???

I crashed a jazz concert in the city once but it was outside and they got LIT but that probably doesn’t count. Let’s go with the first one I went to was A 5SOS sounds live feels live that my friends invited me to.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target

65. Nike or Adidas?

Adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

snake

69. Ever take dance lessons?

For a little while, before i gave up dancing and tried gymnastics, then gave that up too

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

I have a future spouse??????????

71. Can you curl your tongue?

What does this mean, i just imagined someone taking a hair curler to my tongue wtf

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

2nd fucking place Hannah iforgotyourlastname will always be my archnemesis for this

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Ye

74. What is your favorite book?

I have no idea tbfh. For right now let’s go with All The Bright Places

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With. It keeps my mind busy without distracting me so I can mainly focus on the task at hand

76. Regularly burn incense?

Not regularly but I like to

77. Ever been in love?

I don’t know

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Twenty One Pilots. Young The Giant. Panic! At The Disco. Kendrick Lamar. Beyfuckingyonce. Rihanna. The Wombats. etc

79. What was the last concert you saw?

A jazz concert I think unless Tatinof counts. It’s been forfuckingever

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

If you give me cold tea I’ll give you beheading

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Triple chocolate chunk like a teensy bit wam

83. Can you swim well?

Well enough i suppose

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes

85. Are you patient?

Yeah I am capable of being patient

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

At a reception? Dj for sure. bands need to take breaks and stuff, and ya girl needs to jam

87. Ever won a contest?

I won a Cakewalk once. I got fucking Cheesecake. I wanted to call BULLSHIT

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives?

No olives

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Whomst the fuck cares homie nothing is real, that includes god, go hogwild

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room

92. Do you want to get married?

Who knows

[amorjihope]

#1-116 😎😎😎

*cracks knuckles* are you ready for this?

yes? then let’s begin

1. Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I’m not really confused about anything so idk??

2.Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? on occasion yeah, and most of the time a collective group text of good morning from ot7

3.If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? not unless it became excessive and hinting at a addiction, then no, not really

4.Do you find it easy to trust others? no, definitely not, but it does seem easier with fellow kpoppers, idk why

5.What were you doing at 11PM last night? I was working on my first square for taegi bingo and talking to ot7 about shinee (? i think it was shinee it was probs jihope instead tbh)

6.You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? …mmm I don’t drink and I don’t plan on drinking or getting drunk at any point in time tbh so this is question is moot

7.What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? lol what I’ve done all the other times I suppose, leave my s/o and move on. cheating happens and there’s no real point of pinpointing the blame on anybody (especially yourself) for it. It’s all pretty pointless cause your s/o was just being a coward and not telling you they weren’t happy in the relationship so yeah

8.Are you close with your dad? not really no

9. I bet you kissed someone last night, right? no, I wish

10.What are you listening to? Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls (’:

11.You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? water, you know, so I don’t die an early death *shrugs*

12.Do you like hickeys? I’ve never had any before, but I think they’d look really good on my chest *wink wonk*

13.What time do you go to bed? two or three am

14.Is there someone who continuously lets you down? yes

15.Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? yep, all thanks to years of practice lol

16.Do you always answer your texts? late, but yes, I always answer

17.Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? no, I mean I am dating her so I don’t really think I hate my girlfriend

18.When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? oh man, my highschool best friends I talked to yesterday, my current best friends tho I’m talking to now as I answer all these questions (thx syd lmao)

19.Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? have you ever heard of these talented, beautiful, and wonderful boys named Jung Hoseok, Kim Seokjin, and Min Yoongi? Because I have and they light up my world with one breath (ok but seriously, yeah, pics of bts and astro and mx make me happy as hell and when I see my girlfriend, I feel like the happiest person on Earth)

20.What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? non-binary yoongi.

21.Is anyone else in the room with you? my little brother and sister and my doggo

22.Do you believe what goes around comes around? yep and what’s coming around is this fist! lol but yeah I do think that when you do something horrible, it’ll come back to bite you in the ass ‘cause that’s just how life works

23.Were you happier four months ago than you are now? no

24.Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? my mom

25.In the past week, have you cried? I was literally crying over seokjin and top like two hours ago o; and I mean real ugly tears too

26.What colour is the shirt you are wearing? black and white

27.Do people ever call you by your last name? no, they can’t pronounce it

28.Is anyone ignoring you right now? yeah lol shout out to my ex who I texted back in early december trying to dump and he never responded nor read my text ;p

29.Do you have a best friend? I have multiple

30.Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? no, I mean he kissed me without my consent so I think it would only be hard for me to not kick his ass to be honest

31. Who was your last call/text message from? anahi!

32.Are you mad at anyone? Yeah, sorta

33.Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes

34. answered here

35.How many more days until your birthday? 169!

36.Do you have any summer plans yet? yep! roadtrip with a friend and!!! roadtrip to go see my ollie bear at work as a life guard :D @suga-peaches

37. Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? uh, sex or gender?(they’re different so) the only male friend I have is Maxie @joonphases

38.Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? no, secrets and half-truths aren’t my thing

39.Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? no, I’m an extremely blunt person and have shared everything about me with some person or other so

40.Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No. Have I ever regretted allowing someone who has kissed me without consent getting close to me though? HELL YEAH

41.Do you think age matters in relationships? well in most cases, no, but in terms of laws and consent, yes. I don’t think a mere child should be taken advantage of by their twenty year old boyfriend. If you’re like twenty five and dating a forty year old then no age doesn’t matter. It all depends on context I suppose

42. Are you available? nope :3

43. How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? Well since this isn’t asking specifically about romantic feelings, 7

44. If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? I already have ten piercings (mostly ears) but I’d like to get my nipples pierced to be honest that or my other nostril

45.Do you believe exes can be friends? most definitely! i’m still friends with like five of my exes

46.Do you regret anything? No. If I did, then I wouldn’t really be living then, would I?

47.Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? jihope being married. non-binary yoongi. jihope being married. ace!kook. jihope being married. ot7. jihope being married. kim seokjin. food. JIHOPE BEING M-A-R-R-I-E-D.

48.Did you ever lose a best friend? yep

49.Was your last kiss a mistake? The last kiss that I gave, no. The last kiss I received, hell yeah.

50.Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? Well, I don’t really think he’s interested and I’d rather not pull the poly card on my gf so soon

51.Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? I’m going to say yes, considering I’ve known her since the fourth grade, but tbh I’m not sure o:

52.Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? Well we’re going to a dance recital on v-day so I hope we’re still talking o:

53.What was the last thing you ate? a rice crispy bar

54.Did you get any compliments today? yes, ot7 showers me in them daily because they are amazing human beans who like to activate my praise kink often

55.Where are you going on your next vacation? what’s a vacation?

56. answered here

57.Are most of your friend guys or girls? neither! I have mostly non-binary and genderfluid friends (:

58.Where have you lived most of your life? I’ve never taken a step out of California

59.When was the last time you took a long drive? never, I should though

60.Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? nope

61.Have you ever TPd someone’s house? um, has anyone ever actually done this??

62.Who do you text the most? anahi for texting, but I talk to ot7 the most through kkt and I only message you syd here on tumblr cause I’m a loser lol

63.What was the last movie you saw? HP and the Deathly Hallows pt 2

64.What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? she’s never had one??? and if I get my wish, she never will

65.How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? oh god how old was I in 2011 omg what grade was I in back then was it 7th grade?? idk I had like ten probably I’ve never really kept track

66.Is the last person you kissed younger than you? no

67.Do you curse around your parents? yep

68.Are you happy with where you live? no

69.Picture of yourself? oh man I hope your nuts are prepared

70.Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? I’m poly, but it doesn’t mean I condone cheating or using poly as a scapegoat to excuse cheating either. Cheating is cheating and poly has nothing to do with it.

71.Have you ever been dumped? once

72.What do you most like about making out? framing the other person’s face with both my hands, it feels intimate and really nice and I like it a lot

73.Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? Oh yeah, definitely. Its called experimenting *wink wonk*

74.When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? Yeah, I like being in control, but I still ask if I can kiss them so

75.What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? Hands, tummy and thighs oh lord, but when I’m feeling super soft then tummy, hands, thighs, and eyes

76.Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? Momma and ollie bear! @portscutie @suga-peaches

77.Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Never had sex

78. answered here

79.What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? Jung Hoseok. Yoonminseok. Kim Seokjin. Namyoonjin. Min Yoongi. My girlfriend. Jihope. Choi Youngjae. OT7 (and not in that order).

80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? yeah, having children shouldn’t affect the feelings that people have for one another and honestly if they already had kids that would be a big weight off my shoulders. You learn a lot about someone from the way they treat their child(ren).

81.Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? yep

82.Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? not really

83.Do you miss your last sweetie? nope lol

84.Last time you slow danced with someone? last january at formal with my girlfriend who was just my best friend back then

85.Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? why is dated being quoted? long-distance relationships are just as valid as face-to-face relationships (sometimes even better) and yes, I’ve been in a few

86.How can I win your heart? you have to be my girlfriend, my platonic date friend (@joonphases) who hangs in my night sky, or Jung Hoseok, there is no in between

87. What is your astrological sign? Leo!

88.What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Ranting about the feminization of Seokjin in most fics and how he’s automatically pegged as the bottom (because of being feminized) and just how harmful that is to the lgbtaq+ community. Oh and then crying over Seokjin and how this fandom doesn’t treat him half of how he should really be treated which is equivalent to royalty because KIM SEOKJIN IS A KING. A KING I TELL YOU AND I’M GOING TO GET THAT TATTOOED

89.Do you cook? yep, since I was five

90. answered here

91.If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? this question is void

92.Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? various, but they’re generally pretty serious so it’s all just one big poly lovefest that’s really warm and comforting I never get into serious relationships quickly tho, those are bound to fail most of the time when you rush into them

93.What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? physical traits aren’t important when determining my interest in someone

94.Name four things that you wish you had! my own room, a personal library, a chance to meet ot7 at the same time, and a chance to tell bangtan how much I love and appreciate everything that they do and hope that they always take care of themselves

95.Are you a player? no, that’s childish af

96.Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? Yep, my record is two seconds lol

97.Are you a tease? sometimes

98.Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? not yet, but time will tell

99.Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? I am right now

100.Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? oh most definitely, my lovely ot7 @portscutie @suga-peaches @joonphases @bangtans-snail @mochirapgod @sofarawcy (I love you guys so much, hi loves)

101.Hugs or Kisses? kisses, they’re sweeter, but hugs are more tender so both

102.Are you too shy to ask someone out? lol definitely not

103.The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? their hair

104.Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? if I like them, yeah

105.If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? fuck no, i’d punch them for even trying to coerce me into helping them cheat on their s/o. plus, wtf does being “sexy” have to do with it? you could be as good looking as Kim Seokjin himself and i’d still drop kick your ass for trying to pull that shit

106.Do you flirt a lot? oh, yeah, lots

107.Your last kiss? with my gf on the cheek

108.Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? yes

109.Have you kissed anyone in the past month? no

110.If you could kiss anyone who would it be? Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok, Min Yoongi. In that order and then all together all at once.

111.Do you know who you’ll kiss next? *waves flag* gf

112.Does someone like you currently? I’d hope so, considering I’m in a fully committed relationship

113.Do you currently have feelings for anyone? fucc yeah fam

114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? I don’t do flings

115.Ever made out with just a friend? plenty

116.Are you happier single or in a relationship? neither?? I’m happy with myself regardless of my relationship status and honestly you should never allow your happiness to be determined by another person

wow i can’t believe i finally did it o: you’re lucky i love you syd also i’m still working out the details about your care package but i love you sweet bub

please excuse any typos, its late and i’m tiredt ok ok woot love you all! don’t be afraid to ask me other things in my ask!! I talk to two people on tumblr and that’s it. i need freeeeendz

ALSO LONG LIVE JIHOPE THE MARRIED COUPLE ; - ;

xo rose

[pineapplepeoplespokesman]

Asks for Anon

Answers below the cut

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? noooo that was my Mum LOL

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? haha I don’t have any!

3. Have you taken someones virginity? nope!

4. Is trust a big issue for you? Nah 

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? yes hehe on Monday last.

6. What are you excited for? Hiking in the Blue Mountains this weekend! 

7. What happened tonight? I ate, I downloaded some lectures and talked to my beautiful gf

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? I mean it’s kinda gross when anyone gets wasted....except if you’re the one getting wasted LOL

9. Is confidence cute? Yus!!

10. What is the last beverage you had? Green tea because i felt guilty about eating too much but then I ate more after it haha

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Umm probably could count them on one hand

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? lmao lbr all my jeans are skinny, I wouldn’t be caught dead in anything else

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Eat amazing bread in the Blue Mountains haha

14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably coffee haha my most frequent buy

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Yes, very luckily

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I hope so! It’d be nice to be smarter LOL

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Em :)

18. The last time you felt broken? Ah haha idk it happens fairly regularly but the biggest moment would be during the busorgs debacle.

19. Have you had sex today? Nope

20. Are you starting to realize anything? No???

21. Are you in a good mood? Atm yes!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? If I knew I was safe in a cage haha!

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Yeppo both brown

24. What do you want right this second? To not have to go to work tomorrow

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I know this would never happen so idk

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yep!

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No!! That’d be so boring

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Ahhhh probably a meme

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? I miss Tara and Sharna off jetsetting in Italy! But they deserve to have fun, so I’m happy to live through their pics hehe

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Not everyone

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nooo! The last boy was my friend Luca who’s a sweetheart

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yes hehehhehehehe

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? yeah they make my tummy hurt

34. Listening to? Nothing!

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? If I’m making notes in a textbook yep

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? At home, in their room

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Maybe not love

38. Who did you last call? Am currently on the phone with Em

39. Who was the last person you danced with? Em at clubbin

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I love her

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Oh god who knows too long ago

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Not yet but I will when I say goodnight

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? All the time

44. Do you tan in the nude? Noooo tanning is skin cells in trauma

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No hehe

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Yus! A couple people

47. Who was the last person to call you? Em!

48. Do you sing in the shower? Yeah haha I put on epic concerts

49. Do you dance in the car? All the time

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? On school camps

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Year 12 school photo?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I mean yeah but I love that 

53. Is Christmas stressful? It shouldn’t be but it can be

54. Ever eat a pierogi? This is so random??? No, but they look good!

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple w ice cream on the side

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? I wanted to be in the police, an archaeologist or a lawyer

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Nope

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah literally all the time but I think I’m just imagining it

59. Take a vitamin daily? Wow no I don’;t have that kinda commitment to my health

60. Wear slippers? I’m turkish of course i wear slippers

61. Wear a bath robe? Not that often but tbh I love mine so it’s time I did

62. What do you wear to bed? Pjs!

63. First concert? Ahhh idk tbh!

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? We don’t even have walmart here so idk ummmm I go to target more cos there’s no kmarts near me

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas but i can’t afford either lol

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? what’s a fritos?????

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds all the way omg 

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Maybe Long Live cos it was in a really perfect merthur video that made me cry every time

69. Ever take dance lessons? Noooo thank u

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Being a kick arse barrister

71. Can you curl your tongue? yer

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Never been in one

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes

74. What is your favorite book? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just one???? I guess just to name a few ‘Maurice’ by EM Forster, ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’ by Philippa Gregory, ‘The Elegance of the Hedgehog’ by Muriel Barbery, and even though I haven’t read them in years the Artemis Fowl series will forever hold such a special place in my heart (maybe a reread is needed soon!)

75. Do you study better with or without music? Depends on my mood but often without 

76. Regularly burn incense? No but I used to more

77. Ever been in love? Yes hehe

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Seeing Banks soon!!!!!!

79. What was the last concert you saw? I think it was the jezabels???

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot!!

81. Tea or coffee? Tea but coffee is gooooood

82. Favorite type of cookie? Choc chip peanut butter

83. Can you swim well? Very well yeah

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yep!

85. Are you patient? I’m much more patient now than ever before

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band???

87. Ever won a contest? I don’t think so?????????????

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives? Black and in the turkish style all salty mmmm

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Do what ya want

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room I guess?

92. Do you want to get married? Yes hehe

[sharperthewriter]

Chapter 12 of Possible-y Utah

Chapter 12 - The Agreement II

(2:18 pm)

A pink convertible pulled up into the driveway of Richard's house and two girls, both seniors, got out of the car.

The girl who was driving the car was Genna Majenta. She, whom had recently graduated from MHS, had long shoulder-length black hair, brown eyes and was slightly taller than Kim. She was dressed in a blue croptop shirt, a silver star necklace, Club Banana dark baggy denim overalls with the bib folded down and straps hooked and a belt to hold them up and white sneakers. She was co-captain of the Middleton Golden Dancers dance team in her senior and the girlfriend of Richard.

The other girl whom was the passenger of the car was Jeanna Montana, the girlfriend of Jack. Like Genna, she was approaching her senior year at Middleton High and was also on the Golden Dancers. They were also of the same height. But whereas Genna had brown eyes and black hair, Jeanna had blonde hair and blue eyes and had a tatoo of two starts on her midriff. She was wearing a pink tubetop, silver hoop earrings, black carpenter jeans, and pink sneakers.

"Ugh...do you wonder why Richard called us here, Gen?" Jeanna asked while popping her strawberry bubblegum.

"Dunno. Maybe both he and Jack could get lucky with us tonight!" Genna replied, texting away on her phone.

"You wanna take Jack upstairs or in the basement?" Jenna asked, popping a medium-sized bubble.

"Since I went upstairs with Jack last time, I'll take the basement for a little 'extra-session' with him!" Genna replied with a very vapid grin, licking her lips. "I am wearing my 'special' panties for him!"

She opened the door to the house and saw that, to her surprise, that Bonnie and Rebecca were sitting on the couch.

Jeanna reacted with disgust at the sight of a cheerleader in her boyfriend's house.

"What is this...?" she asked with a slight growl.

Richard gasped in horror at his girlfriend appearing. "It's not what it looks like, Jeanna! They were the ones who called us up to come here.

Jeanna stomped to the living room with her left hand clenched in a fist.

"I am going to give Miss Rockwaller a piece of my mind!" she exclaimed.

Bonnie saw the approaching, and very POed, Jeanna but she stood her ground. She jumped out of the couch right in front of her.

Rebecca exclaimed, "B! Please!"

"If you even dare come closer to me..." Bonnie insisted, her shoes digging deep in the carpet, "...I will make sure that my mom will give you a good paddling with her Swatter!"

Genna also intervened, "Jenna...I'd hate to say this, but Bonnie's right! You do NOT want to cross paths with her!"

Jeanna stopped herself in her tracks. She knew all about the reputation of Veronica Rockwaller and her infamous wooden paddle.

"You're lucky that your mom is the head disciplinarian of the entire school district, Rockwaller! I would've given you a black eye if I had the chance!" Jeanna sneered.

Richard tried to intervene.

"Ladies! Ladies! Let's chillax!" he nervously chuckled, "Let's not fight here! Let's be reasonable before someone calls the police on any of us!"

Jenna unclenched her fists but turned her anger to her football-playing boyfriend.

"Richard, I am going to have a very long talk with you after this..."

"You know, this may be just be a mistake...just like what you two losers did with 'The Incident'!"

Rebecca, however, was still confused.

"Okay, I'm totes mixed up."

"What is it now, R?" Bonnie asked.

"Why do you have beef with the Golden Dancers?" Rebecca questioned.

"It all started about six months ago. We were about to hit the showers after cheer practice one day." Bonnie began to explain "The Incident."

Jenna then smirked, "Oh yeah, now I remember! One of our Dancers turned off the hot waters to the showers!"

"I have never taken a shower that cold in my life...about as bad as the time Possible pulled that same trick on me last year at Wannaweep." Bonnie muttered. "Good thing we had our towels on."

"That was only Part 1 of our little 'fun' against you cheerleaders!" Genna giggled.

"Oh yes, the other part of their prank against us!" Bonnie continued, "Another one of your little Dancers poured Stoppable's Mad Dog banana cream foam down our cheer skirts!"

"We had a very good laugh after that!" Jenna grinned. "Celebrated at Mr. Swirley's that night."

"I, along with the rest of the squad, had to wash my uniform thoroughly to get rid of Stoppable's gunk!" Bonnie bitterly complained.

"He should have stored the foam in a more...secure...place!" Genna cackled.

Bonnie huffed before saying, "I wish if I had punched you in the face right then and there...but Possible, being the Miss Goody-Two-Shoes she is, banned the squad from ever engaging in violence or any criminal acts against you Dancers. And your little Dancer who poured the foam in our skirts got kicked off!"

Genna sighed, "Yet, a couple weeks after that, someone on your squad disobeyed Kim's orders! Stole our hairsprays for an upcoming dance competish! To my recollection, didn't Kim kick her off the team?"

"Truth be told, yes!" Bonnie replied, while darting her eyes around.

Jenna then turned to Rebecca. "So you see, due to 'The Incident' , a brawl was inevitable between the Dancers and the Cheer Squad."

She then continued on the aftermath.

"A few days after that, me and Kim agreed for the Cheer Squad and the Dancers to set up a truce that we won't carry our rivalry on the school grounds during school hours. It's now pretty much limited to mean glares and taunting. No practical jokes or physical contact that would draw the ire of the school board."

"It's a controlled rivalry, then?" Rebecca asked.

Jeanna, Genna, and Bonnie all nodded their heads.

Genna then intervened on Rebecca and Bonnie's intent of visiting.

"So now that we've got the deets of 'The Incident' out of the way, I am going to ask again, Rockwaller. Why are you and..."

Jeanna then whispered in Genna's ear on who the other girl was with Bonnie.

Genna gasped, "That so can't be! That's Rebecca Starlet, the billionaire heiress to the Starlet family oil fortune!"

"OMG! I totally loved your reality show about what's it's like being rich and all..." Jeanna exclaimed breathlessly before having a forgetful moment. "Oh man...what's that show called again?"

"Being Rich with a Starlett?" Rebecca guessed with a smirk.

"That's the one!" Genna said in between breaths. "Oh man...I'm so amazed that we have a celeb here that I forgot what we were talking about!"

"You were about to say, 'Why are you here', Genna!" Richard corrected his girlfriend.

"Oh right!" Genna replied before taking a deep breath. "Forgive my fangirling, but why exactly are you and Miss Starlet here for, Rockwaller?"

"We're here because we need your BF's help to not only humiliate Possible, but also break the loser couple up for good!" Bonnie replied on their real intent of their visit. "Since he has already graduated from Middleton High, he won't have the threat of Barkin dangling over his head."

"Yeah, before I met this lovely lady here..." Richard said, turning his head towards Genna, "...I did have a blind date with Kim last year...only to be rejected by her dad, all because I was 18 months older than she was!"

"And I also only had one date with that redhead around that same time..." Jack snarled, "Just because I made a pass at Jeanna does not mean that she has the right to splash water in my face!"

"So we have at least something in common...hatred against the wannabe for at least something" Bonnie grinned, "Well...except for Rebecca because she's not on Possible's radar...yet."

"Yes, but what is in it for me and Jeanna if we go along with your little plot of breaking up the couple?" Genna asked.

Bonnie shifted her teal eyes to Rebecca.

"R, would you like to demonstrate?"

"I sure can, B!" Rebecca grinned as she took out two credit cards with a $100,000 limit on each to Country Club Banana.

Jeanna gasped, "That is genuine Country CB?"

Rebecca nodded her head.

"You would have to pass a credit card check just to even get in the place!" Genna exclaimed, her jaw droppping.

Rebecca continued, "My daddy gave it to me last Christmas, but I still haven't figured out to do with them. So may as well put them to good use!"

"Rebecca will give you the Country CB credit cards IF the plan to break up Possible and Stupidable is successful." Bonnie explained. "If you fail, you get nothing!"

"In exchange, me and my Dancers will not play any practical jokes on you or any of your cheerleaders for the rest of summer except for the intended target of Miss Possible!" Jeanna replied.

"Do we have a deal?" Bonnie asked grinning, extending out her hand.

Jeanna also extended her hand and shook hers with Bonnie's, sealing the agreement.

"Now..." she began, "...here's the plan."

And the six teens began to discuss at length Bonnie's vile plan to break up Team Possible.