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Let’s Walk: Soft Spoken with a Broken Jaw [Transcript]

“With the birds I share this lonely view, and/with the birds I share this lonely view …”

I don’t normally read pre-written statements aloud for these, but this really encapsulates how I feel about that song in particular … and it feels important? It feels bigger than myself, so I just wanna … wanna immortalize it, I guess. It’s about the lyric, specifically, um, “soft spoken with a broken jaw, step outside but now to brawl, and …,” and what I wrote is:

Why's this feel so achingly familiar? It's the sort of person I want to be. Yet, standing up for myself and being relentless is as much a point of pride as it is a vice for me. It's part of me I'm deeply proud of and deeply frustrated with. So like? In another life, I'd be a soft spoken—I’d be soft spoken with a broken jaw, y'know. It's a way of personhood I admire the hell out of but I can't bring myself to actually be it. It isn't for me. But I treasure it.

And I think that’s exactly it. Something someone I used to really care about told me was you can mold yourself into the person that you want to be. It’s not like this is super profound or anything, like, yeah, he’s—this person who said this to me is very smart and will go places and I believe that. But, it’s just that … I hadn’t believed it until he had said it to me; I think because I watched him do it. I watched him … shapeshift?

I’ve always felt very me my whole life—I’m pretty sure everyone does, one, one can hope—but somehow my positive traits, the things I favor about myself, have felt more static … no! They’ve felt more dynamic than the things that I want to work on about myself. My vices feel really rooted. To give you another lyric, from a band who broke my heart … and who I don’t think about anymore, “I speak my mind whenever I feel slighted” [voice drops so low that the end of the lyric is inaudible]. I can’t sing that lyric properly ‘cause it goes too low! Um—no, I’ll try again. [Pitches the lyric higher than previous attempt] “I speak my mind whenever I feel slighted.” That was closer. [Sigh]. ‘Cause it’s true. [Laughs] that’s what I like about you! No, that wasn’t where I was trying to go with that.

It’s true. When I get, when I … It’s not even just when I get upset, it’s when I feel like someone … isn’t listening to me. It’s when I feel like someone is putting me down, whether or not they’re actually doing that, it’s when I feel slighted that I get so angry and that I have to shout louder and stomp harder and prove to this person—who already is belittling me and therefore doesn’t think I’m worth anything—that I’m worth something. How useless is that? Getting angrier at a person who laughs and says “aw, you’re so cute and harmless when you’re angry” is not going to make them … respect you. Because they’re laughing at your anger in the first place!

It’s the way yelling is this strategy I keep going back to to try and express to people how much something matters to me [even though] I understand what being yelled at feels like. I know it doesn’t make me feel more willing to change my mind. It’s just so deceptive. Yelling is so deceptive. In the moment I feel like I am making a power move but what I’m actually doing is pushing people away from me and I hate that. I hate that it feels like I’m doing something meaningful and I don’t realize that’s not true until I’m distanced from that occasion. Hindsight 20/20, yknow?

I’ve been able to pick up new skills, I’ve been able to meet new people and develop new interests and find beauty—and if not beauty, find interest—in things I hadn’t considered before. But I can’t shake this yelling thing. [Sigh]. It’s like I have infinite good in me but finite bad, and I don’t know which orientation is better? I don’t know if it’s better to have finite good and in—well, I guess it’s not … but see, the thing about having finite good with infinite capability for bad is that you’ll never dip below however much good you start with. That’s a given. It’s a constant Y, right, for a changing X ... on the graph. You—it’ll always just be a line, a horizontal line, it’ll stay constant. I meant, in a, in a grid plane? What? What’re those called? Y’know? You have the Y axis going north-south and then you have the X axis going east-west? Yeah, that.

But the thing I have, the way it is for me, I have finite bad and infinite good. At least—well, maybe that’s a little bit … maybe I’m flattering myself because I’m sure I have the capacity to pick up more bad habits. But my personal, biased self-assessment is that it’s so hard to shake the things about myself that I want to shake, they feel stuck in me, but at least I don’t feel like I’ve gotten significantly worse—significantly more unhealthy—in terms of how I relate to people and express myself. I’ve stayed at about the same level of decent, but could do better. And that sucks in its own way! ‘Cause I feel like I’m still here while everyone else is progressing in life.

And then this taps into a whole other set of things, where … being asexual and not tapping into attraction on this level that feels like—that, that feels like—everybody else is able to get … I don’t know what I’m missing out on, so I don’t miss it, but I feel a loss somehow … and that’s tough. I feel static in that way. And don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty to be proud of too. There’s plenty of drama I don’t have to deal with and there’s a sort of quiet solemnity in my soul, I guess. Zero doesn’t have a value, per se, but it’s a placeholder that’s as important as any other digit. [Sigh]. I don’t know. I don’t know.

I don’t think I’d be the same person if I … if I was soft spoken with a broken jaw. Because that’s the only option there is, right, I couldn’t have been soft spoken from the beginning. The broken jaw implies one used to brawl or one used to get pulled into brawls whether or not they started it. But now soft spoken, or perhaps always soft spoken, one didn’t want to be in these altercations, however they ended up there. It’s the history in that line, it’s, it’s that implication of reform—I think that’s also what gets me, what feels its way into my heart, y’know? ‘Cause maybe that line is offering me a venue through which to unstick myself? ‘Cause if he could go from breaking his jaw every other week to stepping outside but not to brawl, then maybe so can I. [Exhale].

This is sort of an offshoot to the, um, to the brawling thing, but … I’ve also given myself a lot of crap over the years for caring about romance. For trying to figure out how I feel about it, how what I am capable of feeling stacks up against the majority of everyone else's experiences. It’s so hard to tell because one person’s flirtatious action is another person’s platonic action, and also different actions can hold different weight for different people or for different relationships held by the same person, yknow? It’s all very context-based, I think, for the most part. So romance kind of means anything? And, like, what constitutes sexual contact also has a range? And that’s why communicating with your partners is so important, so everyone’s on the same page about where, where the attractions are and what things people like and what actions mean in these various contexts. [Sigh].

What I’m trying to say is, I have given in to this implication—it's not an implication—to this outright labelling of being interesting in romance as stupid and shallow, particularly if you occupy a feminine space in the world. Like, no one’s dumber than a girl who cares about kissing people. That’s what I’ve been taught to believe and that’s what I’ve internalized and that’s probably what I’ve projected outwards too—especially in middle school, hashtag “not like those other girls”—and I want to be better than that, and I think I have gotten better than that.

So part of this ongoing journey to be better than that is to forgive myself, I guess, for caring about not just relationships but the identity aspects to these thoughts? Thinking about relationships is not inherently stupid because life is short and relating to people is one of the most beautiful things that there is out there, in the same way that pure, unadulterated solitude is equally beautiful. And, like, chipmunks are beautiful, like, there’s so many things! Ballads, piano ballads! Like, there’s so many things that are beautiful and worthwhile and relationships are one of them. Romantic, platonic, familial, what have you. So caring about that isn’t stupid, and I’ll repeat that until I believe it, and I’ll forgive myself for caring. And I will forgive my past self for trying to act like she didn't care. It’s ok, little idiot, you’re fine.

I think this does tie into why I feel like I have to fight. I’m just so prepared to be laughed at or to be challenged … and I think part of that is, I believe stereotype—like, I believe that people are more done in by stereotypes than, maybe, they actually are? I anticipate the worst in others because that’s kind of a coping mechanism that’s kind of a safety thing; if I expect the worst then I’ll be prepared for the worst and if the worst comes to pass, then I will be emotionally and hopefully also physically prepared for it. But what turns out, what ends up happening, is people are are actually a lot kinder to me and a lot more genuinely interested in what I’m on about … so by being so willing to fight, as a coping mechanism for what might happen, I end up pushing people away and making these situation worse by bursting out and being aggressive and hostile. And that’s not fair … to me, but especially to the people I’m talking to who are not treating me the way my outburst—they haven’t earned the outburst! And then sometimes they do, but the ratio is off. I outburst way more than people deserve. And I understand why I do it … and I forgive myself for why I do it.

I get it, I get that you are scared, ‘cause I am scared, ‘cause I feel that too. I am right here with you all of the time. But dude, you are going to be happier and healthier if you figure out how to trust people just a little bit. Just a little bit. I’m not asking you to become soft spoken with a broken jaw. I’m not asking you to get your jaw broken. I’m asking you to get your jaw maybe a little bruised, ok? I’m asking you to risk it. [Exhale].

Thank you for this. I love you.

#this guy was recorded on #210228 #i have a lotta love for this entire song tbh ... solitary and sad but not too concentrated. floaty #red hot chili peppers really do it sometimes #anyway this one got a lil deep sorry bout that.#nvm im not sorry. im never sorry #omg im kidding pffff #oh boy time to go to bed #oh right and the song is #'Scar Tissue' by Red Hot #snowedinpodcast #snowed in podcast #sip #soft spoken with a broken jaw

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femgirlfriend-moved · 3 years ago

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You in the queue? Ahh right. What's up mate? Alright boss? Er, yeah. let's have a look. You got any steak bakes? Excellent Ruuahhh. I would like - 2 sausage rolls please pal [weird, these blokes dont say pal irl], 3 steak bakes, bacon roll - You stopped breakfast at 11?! RAAAUGH. But I wanted a bacon roll with brown sauce to go with all my meat products! Im a big boy - don't you see that? UUueyy. Yes please. Err could you add on a couple of uhh Chicken bakes please on there please pal? Ehhh 2 more steak bakes, 3 more sausage rolls, and that'll be it pal. Oh a cappucino please mate. For the wife. Oh - vegan steak bake please mate...PFFFF hahahha! Just kidding mate - if I'm vegan, my wife is Pamela Anderson! Whaayyyy! Sorry I didn't mean it! Thanks very much pal! Do I want chocolate on my cappucino? Obviously hehey! More sugar is more happy! Thanks mate *slurp* *RHARHARYRU*

HELP for a sec i was like what the fuck is happening then i realized what u were telling me 😭😭😭 thank you scream i had no idea those were actual sentences he was saying how are u guys even understanding is beyond me this is actually so funny omg

#long post #this is the tiktok gregs man transcript bte

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whyarewecalledtheshipname · 3 years ago

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com, kh3 spoilers:

PFFFF been meaning to ramble about this since i first started com but like

i know sora’s self esteem issues aren’t new and that the build up of it has been there since day 1. it’s the whole reason he wanted to share a paopu with kairi, bc riku was always besting sora and sora wanted to beat riku at something for once

gonna say it now, girls/partners aren’t fucking trophies fuck off.

lol anyway, SORA’S self esteem issues!! at the beginning of CoM! omg i love this detail sm—

CoM has a whole different combat system right? So when sora sets foot into castle oblivion, he forgets all his fighting knowledge and abilities. literally.

and he has to learn the new system, the card system (card system my beloved). and i just LOVE—ABSOLUTELY LOVE—how the player’s inexperience with the new system, their unfamiliarity, translates IN GAME, to sora being out of his depth.

what does this result in? every step of the way through traverse (the first world), everyone is calling sora’s skill into question. the first org member we encounter, who gives us our first tutorial. Donald and Goofy, notably, say sora’s skills are getting rusty (i think? it was the beginning of the game ok i don’t remember the exact quote lol). Leon, doubting sora with every other sentence.

and what’s most interesting is sora’s reaction! bc it GETS TO HIM at first! we see that he’s uncomfortable, that he doesn’t fully have confidence in himself all of a sudden. He gets angry, offended,

and it all reads like it’s just grown ups teasing the kid hero, and the kid hero being all pouty and huffy about it. but kh isn’t that. sora isn’t that.

he clearly doesn’t fucking like this, doesn’t like feeling weak, but esp doesn’t like people thinking he’s weak. it’s fucking crazy! that this is just there! in fucking card game world.

and EVEN CRAZIER—

is that we get to see the fucking moment sora flips his switch. he goes from being angry and defensive, to suddenly being cocky and cheeky, self assured, SO certain that so and so needs his help, etc.

like it happens right there in traverse! you KNOW that he’s fucking forcing it, bc where the fuck did his anger disappear to? sora ISNT a happy go lucky kind of guy, he FORCES himself to be.

he’s forcing his confidence, literally fucking acting, lying through his fucking teeth, and it’s INSANE. bc it’s so SO obvious seeing the cOMPLETE change in attitude. it’s a whole ass 180 !!

im obv making it sound like he’s going Hulk on screen which he’s not, it’s just after being more familiar with his mental state, that beginning part of CoM is suddenly, such an eye opener, for me personally. i just love that i got to see it.

i can see how people would think his kh3 breakdown was ooc or came out of nowhere but when you see shit like this, in a fucking gameboy game, it’s amazing. the repressed anger, the defensiveness that initially comes across as tropey, the cockiness that’s uncharacteristic in regards to himself.

(like, sora is a cheeky little shit, don’t get me wrong, but usually it’s all in good humor, during moments with his friends. when he plays up the act RIGHT after four people in a row tell him they doubt he can handle himself, it’s obviously uncharacteristic.)

#com spoilers #kh3 spoilers #kh spoilers #sora #soras repressed bs #probably more shit i’m forgetting but #com thoughts #com ramblings #all that shit about sora’s darkness and sora’s rage mannn #it’s all there #always has been #I WISH i had thought to screenshot it but it was the beginning of the game and i was just excited to be playing it #text #my ramblings put to paper #me and my com obsession

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incorrect-au-master · 4 years ago

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Who are the three kids best friends and how did they meet?

:SILENUS:

*after several drinks*

Dionysus: *21 years old* I love you man, yo- you are my best friend...

Silenus: Nah nah nah nah. YOU are my best friend...

Silenus: Wait, wha- what was your name again?...

Dionysus: Pffff... IDK dude, im so hammered...

Silenus: I love you Hammered!

(He’s also good friends with Eros, since they are roommates)

...

:HEBE AND TRITON:

*in one of Zeus’ parties*

Hades: Alright your royal majesty. You can stay here playing with the other children, ok?

Macaria: *6 years old* Ok daddy...

Macaria: *alone* *staring at Hebe*

Hebe: *notices and haves her hand smiling*

Triton: *pops out of a ball pool* HI THERE!

Macaria: EEP! You startled me!

Triton: Sowee :P

...

:IRIS:

Hestia: Girls, everyone say hello to our new member: Melinoe, goddess of ghosts.

Melinoe: *16 years old* H-hi... um...

Iris: OMG! WELCOME TO TGOEM! I’M IRIS GODDESS OF RAINBOWS, NICE TO MEET YA!

Iris: I’M SOOO EXCITED TO HAVE SOMEONE NEW HERE!

Iris: I love your hair! Did you die it? Doesn’t look like it, but mine is natural. Dark and white are not my fav colours but they look so good on you!

Iris: YAYYYY, WE’RE SOOO GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS! *hugs*

Melinoe: *awkward*... what just happened?

#dionysus lo #lo macaria #lo melinoe #ask me anything #lore olympus #incorrect lore olympus quotes #incorrect greek myths

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nyanzaya · 5 years ago

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@unstabletm replied to your post: HMMMM I wonder if Izaya loves himself if he...

im kinda emo omg…

oh but heres the best part:

“Izaya Orihara was not an abnormal being like Celty or an invincible warrior like Shizuo Hewiwajima. He was perfectly human. He was not even the calm and mechanical type, the sort would kill without emotion. He was a regular person through and through. It was simply that he simultaneously possessed both the greed of a normal human being and the will to violate taboos if they stood in his way. He was not some charismatic mad villain; he just lived true to his interests.

Back in high school, Shinra Kishitani told Izaya, “You know,you tend toward the evil side, but you’re not totally evil. But you don’t have a shred of goodness either. If I had to sum you up in one word, it would be--sickening. I mean that as a compliment, though.” Izaya sorted with a derision at his friend’s comment, but he knew it to be totally accurate. He forced his targets to be sick, spitting up their true natures, and he calmly observed from a distance safe from the splatter. He just observed human nature. Whether it was lofty ideals or contemptible bile that was spat up, Izaya loved and treasured all the answers equally. They were all facets of the humanity he loved so much. And today, he began a new game intended to expose the nature of people. The players were assembled. The board was open. He just had to roll the dice. “Time to give those sweet, sweet kids a Raira a little present.”

“Just the right level of danger to promote a healthy level of personal growth.”

Izaya Orihara thought to himself... It’s fine being left out of the loop. The people sleeping inside of the tent can’t kill the mosquito flying outside. All I have to do is buzz my nosy little wings as loud as I can. Over and over, without stopping, until the people inside slowly, inescapably go mad. “A proper youth needs some thrills to spice it up.”

When we both know. That. Izaya is lying because it’s not find that he was left out of the loop. He’s literally that upset and petty that he’s going to...basically do what he said lol. Give those sweet sweet kids a present and a some good healthy personal growth.

Whaaat?? You think that’s bad?? Pffff to Izaya it’s perfectly sound and makes so much sense. It’s good for them! Let the kids finally get some personal growth lmfao

Also:

Izaya fiddled with his phone as he walked. Shizuo Heiwajima, Simon, and his own two little troublemaker sisters. He had numerous foes in Ikeburkuo.

He considers his sisters as foes LMFAOOOO IZAYA PLEASE

#unstabletm #IM DYINNNG #Izaya

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baekhvuns · 3 years ago

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-I also want to say that I LOVE watching, reading about creepy, horror stuff and when that anklet ghost came I WAS HAUSBSJAIGZBA 🤩🤩🤩🤩 I LOVE IT I LOVE IT. I LOVE EVERYTHING DAAAARK EVIL MYSTERIOUS hahaha

-Just to add, again it wasn’t rushed jusst one thing- now Misss Baekhvunsieee why do we hate children in this house? Hahaha

I am NOT criticising don’t get me wrong, don’t hate mee 😔 hm how do I say this, It’s not that I didn’t feel the connection with their children, there was but didn’t see her having interaction with them a lot, to know their personalities better but again it’s completely understandable because it was more focused on her time travel, getting out of there and Seonghwa.

Look, I love kids okay. That’s why I’m like this hahah. Especially when I see fathers with their daughters. That’s my weakness. And if Seonghwa is the father?? Pffff

I work with kids actually, I’m a dancer but I’m also a dance teacher. I have 2 groups of girls that I teach how to dance and make choreos for them (one aged 6-8 and the other 9-12/13) and let me tell you.. it is not easy. At all. There are some reallyyyy well raised kids I congratulate their parents but there are some… I WANT TO 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 but I CAN’T. But for those nice kids, when they give me their drawings of me and them and say the nicest words that make me cry this job is worth it. So yeah, sorry I love kids 😂

MISS STARRYYYY WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THEM HMMMM???? YOU WANNAAA FIGHTTT She probably won’t see this hahh

And now whenever you mentioned YS in your works I immediately think of Miss Starry 😂😂

Add one more (not new) thing. I’m sad I’m sad you broke me. When they said ,,No employee on the name KHJ and then no Yunho mamaaaa I WANNA CRYYYYY

I’m so sorryy for all of this, it’s long again and I was afraid didn��t know if I should send this, please don’t hate me😔♥️

-🥀

HELOO PT2

I also want to say that I LOVE watching, reading about creepy, horror stuff and when that anklet ghost came I WAS HAUSBSJAIGZBA 🤩🤩🤩🤩 I LOVE IT I LOVE IT. I LOVE EVERYTHING DAAAARK EVIL MYSTERIOUS hahaha

BDBDBD OMG OMG IF U DO PLS LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST CALLED “2 GIRLS 1 GHOST” they read ppl’s paranormal stories and act like ur besties, so fun and so inviting too!! FBENDH GHOST ANKLET BESTIE AND IF I TELL U ITS A REAL THING 👁👄👁 I CAN NAME QUITE A FEW OF THESE THINGS DBDD

Just to add, again it wasn’t rushed jusst one thing- now Misss Baekhvunsieee why do we hate children in this house? Hahaha

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 i like the quiet kids BUT the others 🔫🔫 hA don’t come near me 😭😭 pls

OH NO WORRIES!!! for the kids part i recommended reading duke and his general before reading khronus so it would make sense with the interactions and all 😭😭😭 + mafia hwa can be read too to see the interaction between the kids dbdbdb

Look, I love kids okay. That’s why I’m like this hahah. Especially when I see fathers with their daughters. That’s my weakness. And if Seonghwa is the father?? Pffff

SEONGHWA AND HIS DAUGHTER IM GONMA SCREAM SOB CRY YELL SCREAM EVERYTHING STOP THLWFBKWDBKWDHWKDHKW

omg 😭😭😭😭 smol kids trying to learn dance 😭😭😭 OH OKAY MISS DANCE TEACHER OKAY OKAY don’t be shy teach them ateez BRQNDHWKHDWK SOME KIDS MAKE ME 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫✊🏼 SO BAD AAAAAAA,,, drawings 😭😭😭🤚🏼 i used to like lunch monitor a kindergarten class and like they’d all be in their uniforms and they’d be so tiny and then they’d open their mouths and i lose interest.

i like kids if they r hwa’s <3

MISS STARRYYYY WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THEM HMMMM???? YOU WANNAAA FIGHTTT She probably won’t see this hahh

BFNWBDMWBDKWH STARRY ON BLAST

And now whenever you mentioned YS in your works I immediately think of Miss Starry 😂😂

LMFAOOOO BDMWHDKS STARRY BRANDED HERSELF

Add one more (not new) thing. I’m sad I’m sad you broke me. When they said ,,No employee on the name KHJ and then no Yunho mamaaaa I WANNA CRYYYYY

omg did u notice the mention of the witch who gave hongjoong his power and how she’s from yunho’s kingdom,,,, guess who that might be to yunho-

I’m so sorryy for all of this, it’s long again and I was afraid didn’t know if I should send this, please don’t hate me😔♥️

OMG NO WORDIES SEND HOWEVER LONG U WANT NO HATE !!!! DONT WORRY !!!!

#✉️ : ask #🥀 anon

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bwicblog · 7 years ago

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02-24-2018 [MAFIA: UV+KUA]

CAC RIGHT NOW opened memo on 8oard BWIC MAFIA HIDEOUT.

CURRENT gladsomeGluttony [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGG: oh dear

CAC: hahaha.

CAC: you'll do fine, don't worry!

CAC: just kill people creatively, i guess.

CGG: :'V

CGG: im not good at thaaaat

CGG: wheres the other one??

CAC: don't worry, i've got your back.

CGG: thank you :'O

CAC: tomie is a coldblooded killer. i totally watched him rip off someone's head once.

CGG: whaaaaaaaat

CAC: he's totally going to, like, have this down pat.

CAC: for real. just like, wow.

CAC: totally feral.

CAC: scared me half witless.

CGG: seriously??

CAC: i still have daymares, it's terrible.

CAC: yes!

CAC: i was emotionally traumatised, not even going to lie to you.

CGG: or are you only saying this because you kind of like him ;O

CGG: im not even sure if thats just a rumor, pfffff

CCC made BD an OP.

CGG: so you /do/ like hi-

CCC took away BD's OP powers.

CURRENT bubblegumDiva [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBD: hiii

CGG: heyyyyy ;V

CAC: ha!

CAC: there we go.

CAC: tell me who you're killing.

CGG: i thought tomie was coming?

CGG: ..but im not sure! bd, who do you want to cull?

CAC: no, tomie can go fuck himself with something prickly.

CAC: he had his chance, and now it is gone.

CGG: oh dear.

CBD: hmmmm

CBD: i dont know

CBD: why don't you pick

CGG: :V

CGG: i think im picking tomie so kua and him can /stop flooding the chat/

CBD: yes i agree

CAC: hahaha.

CAC: okay, give me a death method.

CAC: or, man, you know, you could totally -

CAC: nope.

CAC: can't offer tips.

CAC: zipping my lips.

CGG: what? :O

CGG: nooo, tell us!

CAC: nope!

CAC: tell me how to kill him so i can write this up.

CBD: stuff him in a canon ball

CGG: yes!! perfect

CBD: and launch him into the cold vaccumous depths of space

CGG: ..in a cannon or in a ball?

CBD: vacuumous

CGG: wooooow bd

CBD: cannon

CGG: thats so mean!

CBD: look

CGG: ...kuaaa

CBD: he's talking about helm kink

CGG: can you make a pun on shooting for the stars about it?

CAC: oh man.

CAC: i don't know if my translator will work with that.

CGG: awwwww

CAC: but let's do it!

CBD ceased responding to memo.

CAC: spit out who we're murdering today, kids.

CGG: iiii would like to cull someone who gets along with tomie?

CGG: so hes not lonely in the other chat :V

CURRENT bubblegumDiva [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBD: why?

CBD: omg

CGG: being alone in there sucks! >:V

CBD: he and wc seemed to get along

CBD: but uhhh

CGG: i dont thiiiink shes playing?

CBD: she's not in the game!

CGG: aw :(

CBD: and im not sure he gets along with most the others

CGG: deeefinitely not vadaya, he seemed pretty mad at him

CBD: vadaya and him seem to be

CBD: acquaintences?

CGG: ...

CGG: he just ordered him around!

CBD: yes but they have a mutual friend

CGG: okayyy

CGG: then lets cull him!

CGG: but no drowning! thats so /mean/ >:V

CBD: he's been drowned an awful lot

CBD: and has gill slits cut, and all sorts of awful things

CGG: hoooonestly

CGG: poor vadaya!

CAC: uhh. well, i'm going to put this out here:

CAC: why don't you, say, kill off id, instead?

CAC: because i heard tomie and id get along pretty great.

CGG: why? :O

CAC: the red one, not the pink one.

CGG: ohhhh

CAC: i bet he'll really appreciate his presence in limbo!

CGG: thats hadean, kua >:V

CAC: like, way more than vadaya.

CAC: oh, shit, so it is.

CGG: were killing vadaya!

CAC: yes, hadean's friends with basically everyone.

CAC: are you sure you want to kill vadaya?

CGG: >:V

CBD: yes

CAC: i'm just saying, you could totally kill hadean, and make tomie's entire night.

CGG: are you talking to tomie in the limbo chat?

CBD: hadean's a wild card

CAC: absolutely not.

CBD: vadaya plays like he knows what he's doing

CAC: why would i be talking to tomie in the limbo chat?

CBD: we should definitely take out the one who knows what he's doing first

CGG: because you like him, and you dont want vadaya in there to keep you from flirting! ;O

CBD: for game things

CGG: ...and also that°!

CBD: .... lol

CGG: leeets cull him with sleeping pills

CBD: poison. okay!

CBD: just stir it intoooo

CBD: coffee.

CGG: coooffee?

CBD: he seems like a coffee kind of person

CGG: perfect! he seems like he needs it ;O

CGG: pfffffffffffff

CGG: who were you again?

CBD: me?

CBD: oh i'm gertie

CGG: hi gertie! im matcha ;V

CBD: i suppose i don't get a lot of introductions when i'm busy running the game

CGG: pffff

CGG: thats a pity! youre really nice

CBD: aww thanks!

CCC made BD an OP.

CBD: oops

CBD: dang it

CCC took away BD's OP powers.

CAC: okay, okay, let me write everything up.

CGG: KUA!!

CBD: ....

CGG: you have to type what we tell you! >:V

CAC: =:V

CAC: i am helping, dude.

CGG: i cant believe you!!

CBD: this is a blatant disregard

CAC: you, like.

CGG: youre helping yourself and no one else!

CAC: made a shitty choice, and i decided to fix it.

CAC: you will thank me in the long run.

CAC: trust me!

CGG: you cant do that°!

CAC: i am only looking out for your totally best interests here.

CAC: aww.

CAC: i thought i was in charge of the game, and making sure everyone has fun?

CGG: youre putting your fling over the game here! >:V

CAC: nooo, i am just making sure that tomie and i can still have fun, and so will you guys.

CAC: duh.

CGG: being told what to do isnt fun, i go to work for that!

CAC: do you know how much it sucks that vadaya pops out of the bushes every time we try to flirt is?

CAC: because it totally sucks.

CBD: its called get a pm

CAC: god, no, he's hooked in.

CAC: they're probably reading every pm he does.

CAC: do you think i want technichians reading my messages/

CAC: uh, no.

CAC: that'd be super gross.

CAC: i'm not an exhibitionist, here.

CBD: but he can't do that with the _memos_

CAC: absolutely not.

CAC: who wants to read you guys chatter?

CGG: i thiiiink theyre probably reading this too?

CGG: i would, if i was a helmstech!

CAC: wow, matcha.

CAC: way to be nosy.

CGG: ...

CGG: i would just be doing my job! >:V

CAC: okay, but, wow, guess i'm leaving, since bd is banning me from everything.

CAC: jerks.

CAC: =:'V

CBD: byeee

CGG: whaaaaaat

CBD: sorry!

CGG: oh noooo

CBD: but you broke the rules

CGG: :'V

CBD: you're just banned from hosting!

CBD: you can still play

CAC: no, no, that's fine.

CAC: .. i might play, i'm not sure. hmm.

CAC: we'll see!

#[g:mafia]#[c:matcha]#[c:gertie]#[c:kuanfu]

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ANSWER 1-92 HUNTY

you are insane omg but fine

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Uhh probably :P

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Don’t have one~

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

nope!

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

im working on it

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

mhm!

6. What are you excited for?

already answered 7. What happened tonight?

last night? cause if so i talked to my

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

i think it’s gross and not good when anyone does it especially cause it aint already good for you

9. Is confidence cute?

hmm sometimes

10. What is the last beverage you had?

soda it was either doctor pepper or coke or a milkshake whops

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

uhhh a fair amount probably too many maybe tho

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

nope

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

i dunno yet

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

probably food or a video game

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

havent kissed anyone~

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

hmm maybe??

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

already answered

18. The last time you felt broken?

when dont i pffff

19. Have you had sex today?

no??

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

i dunno man that im a really big idiot probably

21. Are you in a good mood?

right now? cause i think so

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

N O

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

nope i wish, he has blue eyes

24. What do you want right this second?

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

i,,,,probably wouldnt,,,,,listen i have issues,,,,

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

mhm

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

well id like to think that if you date someone you truly like they’ll make you laugh without having to

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

my pal nolan

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

no but doesnt mean i wont give them one anyway or a third or a fourth,,,,

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no!! i love my boy!!

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

i think so??

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

ew no i love soda

34. Listening to?

right now? Illenium - Afterlife (feat. ECHOS)

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

almost always

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

havent kissed anyone yet

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no.

38. Who did you last call?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

i dont dance

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

i havent!

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

too long

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

mhmm

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

idk i dont think so

44. Do you tan in the nude?

i dont even tan bro

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

i havent kissed anyone yet!!

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

more like the other way around

47. Who was the last person to call you?

48. Do you sing in the shower?

ahhh yeah kinda sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?

not really nop

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

i wish

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

i never have?? beside like school photos

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

sometimes cause some are ok

53. Is Christmas stressful?

uhh depends cause only sometimes

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

a what now

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

never had fruit pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

a veterinarian

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

idk kinda

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

y E S

59. Take a vitamin daily?

i should but i always forget :(

60. Wear slippers?

when it’s cold

61. Wear a bath robe?

sometimes but mainly only when it gets really cold pff

62. What do you wear to bed?

pj’s! some stretchy pants that are really soft and an old kinda oversized t shirt

63. First concert?

pentatonix

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

uh probably target or walmart

65. Nike or Adidas?

nike??? idk what the other one is

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

depends on the mood

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

depends also bc i like both

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

fuck idk

69. Ever take dance lessons?

i tried to take ballet when i was younger but i always moved too much so it never happened

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

together? no? maybe just living together one day though yknow

71. Can you curl your tongue?

yep!! p fun to do too

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

god no i suck so much at spelling

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yes

74. What is your favorite book?

hmm either a Wrinkle in time the graphic novel or like harry potter series or Throne of glass series

75. Do you study better with or without music?

depends, sometimes one,, sometimes another

76. Regularly burn incense?

i wanna say no but i also dont remember what incense is so

77. Ever been in love?

i wanna say so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

oohhh i wanna see uh imagine dragons or melanie martinez (i think i spelled that wrong heck)

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Lindsey Stirling

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

uhh cold???/ i dont really have tea or anything

81. Tea or coffee?

coffee?? as i said i dont have much tea and have apparently only ever had it like twice

82. Favorite type of cookie?

CHOCOLATE CHIP YES PLEASE GKDFJSLm

83. Can you swim well?

i think i swim ok

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yeah but not for as long

85. Are you patient?

n o

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ pls

87. Ever won a contest?

i won like 2nd or third place in a robotics competition once

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

nope

89. Which are better black or green olives?

nEiTHER EW THEYrE GROS AKDSJFDKnm

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Whatever the heck people want personally i wouldnt care tbh

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room????

92. Do you want to get married

i wouldnt mind but idk it’s a lot of money and kinda dumb and divorce is so much of a hassle i mean plus if you love someone enough you wouldnt need to get married and put hand cuffs to make sure yknow??

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chenderellastrash-blog · 7 years ago

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82 Truths

Tagged by @withnosuchgrace who should be washing the dishes while ditching me but know I see what she up to smh... and @dragonsfire as well (I followed her a couple of days ago and omg such good quality content)!!!

Thanks for the tag, too long but yeah Im too bored so that must do lol.

rules: once you’ve been tagged you’re supposed to write a post with eighty-two truths and then tag twenty-five people.

name: Angela

blood type: am I supposed to know that??? lol

nickname(s): Tange, Tangela, Tonks, Ann, Annie, Ange, Angel, Angelita, Angelain, Angelé, Angelik... this could go on and I wouldnt be alive to finish smh...

r/s: engaged to my bed

zodiac sign: leo

pronouns: idek how this works and it’s weird to me but i guess it’d be she/her??? dont ask me Im still clueless

favorite tv shows: Im currently rewatching Digimon Adventure and after 18 years it’s still mah shit tbh. Besides that Im The Flash trash (even tho the last season was indeed trash) and I love Criminal Minds and basically any kind of crime solving shows...

long or short hair: long, I cut it higher than my shoulders 7 years ago... NEVER AGAIN

height: 1,70m but every time i go to the doctor they keep taking cm away from me so... i might be 1,30m by now

do you have a crush on someone: Lee Minhyuk like a legit crush man... I dont sleep thinking about that fucker.

what do you like about yourself: hard question... nope... Ive been thinking about this for too long and nothing ycomes up... I guess I like it when I make people laugh even with my lame ass jokes, and the fact I can remember most of my dreams.

right or left handed: right

list of three favourite colors: pastel pink, light green and any shade of grey.

right now: eating: nothing I had dinner a couple of hours ago drinking: water how sad is dat i’m about to: watch digimon listening to: I Smile by Day6 kids: hell no (at least rn i dont think i want them now or in the future) get married: It’s not my dream but yeah why not? career: Im one semester away from finishing uni and I honestly have no idea about what Im doing with my life tbh

most recent: drink: water again... phone call: my friend, I wanted them gossip but she told me she wouldnt tell me till we meet up next tuesday :(((( song you listened to: Dumb Dumb by Red Velvet what a fucking jam

have you ever: dated someone twice: yes been cheated on: no kissed someone and regretted it: nah lost someone special: lots of times been depressed: Idrk I think not but maybe I have??? Once more, clueless been drunk and thrown up: ew no... I hate throwing up kissed a stranger: too picky had glasses or contacts: glasses had sex on the first date: not my shit broken someone’s heart: I dont think so????... at least not intentionally turned someone down: ???? cried when someone died: yeah fallen for a friend: the dude wasnt even my friend lol but I still fell for him lol

in the last year have you: made a new friend: yes!!!! esp on tumblr bc irl I havent tbh (unless my boss counts lol) fallen out of love: nah laughed until you cried: hell yes I have not as often as before but yeah met someone who changed you: idek how to answer this question Im just dumb found out who your true friends were: saddly yes, now I see I have really few but they are all worth it :))) found out someone was talking about you: my mom... all the time and some “friends” talking shit kissed someone on your fb list: yes

which is better: lips or eyes: eyes (but if we are talking about Lee Minhyuk, lips, eyes, cheeks and everything) hugs or kisses: both lol, but Im a hoe for backhugs so I think I’d go for hugs if I had to choose???:((( shorter or taller: I rather taller but if it’s shorter like Jinho I die bc if they smol they cute af romantic or spontaneous: romance makes me throw up so you know the answer sensitive or loud: LOUD AF!!!!! hookup or relationship: relationship, I fall in love with the dude just by seeing him... like just imagine that... once more Im dumb troublemaker or hesitant: idk... I like none

first: best friend: on kindergarten, her name was Valentina but then she moved out of town, I havent heard from her since then :(((( surgery: none sport i joined: Judo bc I didnt have to run lmao vacation: I think it was to Santa Marta with my aunt and cousins if Im not wrong????

do you believe in: yourself: pffff what’s that? miracles: yes!!! Im hoping for one actually love at first sight: well I tend to get obsessed at first sight does that count? heaven: yes

extras: how many people from your fb list do you know irl: I think maybe an 80 or 90%??? There was this time when I added random people from YouNow and shit hahahahaha for the third time, I am dumb, and I have some internet friends Im really close to. do you have any pets: not anymore :((( My mom made me give my cat away :(((((((((((( do you want to change your name: nah what did you do for your last birthday: invited my friends over and we ate cake and danced to hsm bc we are cool like that what time did you wake up today: 10.30am what were you doing last night at midnight: writing a monsta x fic lol something you can’t wait for: to meet @withnosuchgrace in person next month and hopefully @hyungnu too!!!!! last time you saw your mom: at dinner a couple of hours ago what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: boy just one? have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes this dude from YouNow hahahahaha why am I like this what’s getting on your nerves: that I usually beg for friendship. Don’t be like me, that aint something you must beg for.

Okay this was long hahahahaha. Time to tag peopleeee!!! Imma tag @hyungnu, @akpopinhoe, @kpoplover4life (hi, my side blog is @kookievmyoppa, so dont be scared bc im tagging u, we are the same person lol), @itsurtradegygurl, @fornarniaandforthefandom and anyone else who wants to do it!!!!

#tag game

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a-panda-reads-act-omega · 8 years ago

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ACT OMEGA PART 8

THE 24/10/16 UPDATE

Woow, another liveblog from your favorite act omega liveblogger. Are there any other livebloggers out there i need to know. So yeah, here we are with part 8! Big Vriska number for the win. Also only two updates away from double digits! Yeah, I’m not sure I thought this through with the whole update-update format, this might take a L OT of posts to get caught up. Luckily, I have no problem with making a fuckton of posts. Anyways, I think we left off with the kids, so lets hurry up and get back to them!

(Cant post the image. Here’s the link. http://mspfanventures.com/?s=16414&p=47)

GASP, IS thIS SOME MULTIPLE CHOICE SHIT? Well considering I’m forever going to be staying chronological, I suppose I should start with the one on the next page!

A CHARACTER SELECTION MENU appears through the power of NON-LINEAR STORYTELLING. You know the drill by now, have some free will! Or just go in this order, if you think agency is overrated

ONE | TWO | THREE | FOUR | FIVE

Oh, that’s helpful. Great, I’ll start with ONE then.

The fact that you are a dedicated and loyal reader is obvious and indisputable, so of course you won’t be moving on ahead without having taken a gander at all of the options presented to you.

Obviously! what kinda brainless CHUMP would move on without you explicitly stating to? NOT ME.

Anyways, starting with ONE.

PFt, woah their eyes.

KANAYA: (Hey) ROXY: oh heeeeey! KANAYA: (Hey To You Again Except Slightly More Quietly) ROXY: (oh sorry)

It seems they gotta be quiet for reasons. H m m M..

ROXY: (why r we whispering) KANAYA: (I Am Not Entirely Sure)

So they just need to be miss zuipPer lips for no reason then?

KANAYA: (That Just Seems To Be What Everyone Has Lapsed Into Doing) KANAYA: (And Now Speaking In A Normal Volume Will Draw More Attention Than Desired Especially When Attempting To Have A Private Conversation) ROXY: (im lovin this private convo already but you might need to make it snappy)

so everybodys just whispering? do they all got SECRETS? Also, what’s the hurry Roxy?

ROXY: (john looks about ready to get down n dirty with some srs leadership biz)

Oh yeah.

KANAYA: (Alright Then I Will Attempt To Be Brief) KANAYA: (I Wanted To Thank You Again) KANAYA: (For The Matriorb Certainly)

Alright cool! It seems that this Kanaya does remember Roxy giving her the good ol’ matriorb.

KANAYA: (But Additionally For Everything Else You Have Accomplished Today) KANAYA: (I Know Being The One To Strike The Final Blow Against Our Shared Enemy In The Midst Of Battle Does Not Necessarily Warrant Gratitude But I Thought It Might Be Nice For You To Hear That What You Did Was Appreciated)

What she DID, was prove herself to be a goddamn BADASS. But honestly everybody here’s a badass one way or another.

KANAYA: (At Least By Me) KANAYA: (On Behalf Of My Species As Well As All Those Who Suffered At The Behest Of The Condesce) KANAYA: (And All Those That May Now Be Born And Live Free Of Tyranny) KANAYA: (You Did Good)

Pft, nice. “Ya did good, kid.”

ROXY: (omg i am cri)

goddammit these lines always manage to be fucking perfect.

ROXY: (that wasnt brief @ all but twas so so bootiful) ROXY: (gdi cmere moms big loveable space gf)

OK this doesn’t need to be stated, but I fucking love roxy.

KANAYA: (Um I Would Prefer It If We Saved The Hug For Later Maybe) ROXY: (aww ok thats cool)

nO FUCKING HUG NOW

KANAYA: (Anyway I Have Only Just Met You But You Have Already Proven Yourself To Be Just As Extraordinary An Individual As Your...) KANAYA: (Uh) KANAYA: (Rose)

Nice Kanaya.

ROXY: (as my rose?) KANAYA: (Yes Your Rose) ROXY: (;D)

ITS CONFIRMED, Rose is Roxy’s Rose. this conversation is so cute.

See you’re still over there TZ. Whatcha lookin at? The uh... oh youre blind. what are you doing terezi?? come on girl, celebrate!

ROXY: (okay looks like john got distracted by somethin) ROXY: (so since we got a little more time to chat it up) ROXY: (and so long as were exchangin bomb as FUCK felicitations) ROXY: (youre not so shabby yourself yknow) ROXY: (like damn i was absolutely right youre one deadly customer)

Yeah no fuckin kidding, this girl knows how to kick ass.

ROXY: (seeing u whip out that BEASTLY CHAINSAW) ROXY: (was a sight to behold)

PFt, that was nothing. You should have seen when she single handedly put three of the most dangerous characters on the meteor out of commision.

KANAYA: (I Really Did Not Do All That Much Surprisingly) KANAYA: (Or Perhaps Unsurprisingly) KANAYA: (I Am Not Sure If I Was Erring On The Side Of Caution After All) KANAYA: (Out Of Consideration For The Gift You Gave Me) KANAYA: (Or If Perhaps I Was Simply Unpracticed)

Well yeah, she didnt do as much in this battle as the others. But like she said, she had the matriorb to keep safe. PLUS, she wasnt godtier. So yeah Kanaya, you’re excused from doing your makeup during the final epic battle.

ROXY: (who cares??) ROXY: (we WON) ROXY: (gave that witch what was COMING TO HER) ROXY: (and thats the end of that no point gettin our knickers all in a twist over it no more)

Roxy’s got the right idea. There doesn’t gotta be any more “proving yourself.” You did the battle, and you came out on top! JUst be done with it.

KANAYA: (Yes I Suppose Youre Right) KANAYA: (Though I Do Wonder How Things Might Have Gone If I Had Attempted To Dust Off One Of The Old Fraymotifs)

Oh shit, Kanaya’s got fraymotifs? And also, you can use fraymotifs without being godtier?

oh. wait. terezi isnt godtier is she? Yeah, you totally can use fraymotifs without godtier.

ROXY: (no kidding!) ROXY: (yeah that woulda been pretty badass) ROXY: (we could have had a sick combo) ROXY: (void and...) ROXY: (uh) KANAYA: (Space) ROXY: (right yeah space)

Well too bad you’ll never have the opportunity to USE that sick deadly combo!

I am ONE HUNDRED percent sure that will be the case

i am SO SURE

nobody has to die anymore

completely sure.

KANAYA: (It May Have Indeed Been Sick But Upon Further Reflection Perhaps Not)

No kanaya, it would be SUPER fuckin badass dont even give me that shit.

ROXY: (wait rly) ROXY: (how come?) KANAYA: (I Dont Feel Like I Ever Got The Opportunity To Truly Get In Touch With My Aspect Like You) KANAYA: (It Has Never Seemed Pertinent That I Be Able To Cast Some Sort Of Spacey Enchantment) KANAYA: (In Fact I Have Yet To Stumble Across A Scenario I Could Not Handle Through More Traditional Methods) ROXY: (u mean a deadly body slam full a sharp metal teeth twice the length of your head) KANAYA: (Yes Precisely) KANAYA: (That Tends To Cover The Bases Pretty Well)

WELL, Chainsaws do seem to cover many different issues. Mainly the ones which involve somebody needing to be cut the fuck in half. But I dont know if being “In touch” with your aspect was ever really a thing. I mean, when did John become “in touch” with his aspect? He just sorta got the powers and did shit with them. i dont really know what that has to do with it- wait a goddamn second. People always associate the wind aspect with like independence and shit, right? And.. the last thing that happened before John went godtier, was a choice. Given to him by Vriska, who for the first time decided to step back and let him decide what to do on his own. Whether or not she would have owned up to what she said about letting him decide how to fall asleep, he still made the choice and went with it on is own. So maybe that’s got something to do with it.

Or maybe I’m just an idiot.

ROXY: (well you know what thats cool) ROXY: (u do u) ROXY: (besides) ROXY: (hopefully there wont be any more reason for you to wreck shit)

GOddammit stop saying shit like that

KANAYA: (That Would Be Ideal I Suppose) KANAYA: (However It Is Always Wise To Be Prepared) KANAYA: (Just In Case) ROXY: (ofc!) ROXY: (and hey) ROXY: (just cuz we won the game doesnt mean there wont be any more opportunities to like) ROXY: (explore yourself and your aspect) ROXY: (our cool powers are too friggin handy for them to just stop bein relevant once we walk thru a magic door)

SPeaking of which, can THEY HURRY UP AND WALK THROUGH THE MAGIC FUCKING DOOR YET IM GETTING ANXIOUS.

ROXY: (maybe someday youll get the chance to blitz ur chakras and get spacey w it) ROXY: (and itll be at your own pace instead of having to rush it for the sake of fixing some giant spacetastrophe) KANAYA: (That Does Sound Nice)

YES IT DOES NOW HURRY UP THROUGH THE DOOR SO THAT BECOMES A REALITY COME THE FUCK ON JOHN

KANAYA: (Considering Right Now I Am Very Unsure Of How To Even Begin Blitzing Those Particular Chakras) ROXY: (i bet u can ask john) ROXY: (hes rly good at givin advice for stuff like that)

YES HE IS BUT HE ISNT GOOD AT OPENING DOORS AAAAA

ROXY: (tho he probably doesnt even know it pffff) KANAYA: (You Are Also Very Good At Giving Advice) KANAYA: (That Was Not Necessarily A Request I Simply Thought I Should Point That Out) ROXY: (TOO BAD youre gettin some anyway ;P) ROXY: (rly tho ive hardly even begun to wrestle my voidy powers into submission) ROXY: (still got a loooooong way to go on that front) ROXY: (but thus far most of my blitzing has just been like) ROXY: (being around the thing) ROXY: (and letting myself embrace this like) ROXY: (natural synergy i got going w it) KANAYA: (When You Say) KANAYA: (The Thing) KANAYA: (Do You Mean Nothing) KANAYA: (Considering Your Aspect Presides Over Literal Nothingness)

Yes Kanaya, this is exactly what she means.

ROXY: (pffft) ROXY: (yes thats what i mean :p) KANAYA: (Okay I Was Just Attempting To Clarify) KANAYA: (How Does One Surround Themselves With The Concept Of Nonexistence) ROXY: (i dunno!) ROXY: (when u put it that way it does sound pretty mind bending) ROXY: (i guess ive just been lucky?) ROXY: (or maybe the nothing is naturally attracted to me and lucks got nothin to do w it)

WELL YEAh, what isnt naturally attracted to you? Guys i just really love roxy help

ROXY: (but yeah i got that voidy ring @ one point) ROXY: (and when john started getting to fixing the timeline he took me to a place that felt like) ROXY: (the nothingest nothing to ever unexist) KANAYA: (That Sounds Interesting) KANAYA: (What Was It Like)

Probably nothing.

THATS a cool panel right there.

ROXY: (well it was) ROXY: (white) ROXY: (but not pure white) ROXY: (just slightly off) ROXY: (and) ROXY: (it was super vast) ROXY: (but not like regular outer space where you can actually see stuff like stars stretch on and on til you cant see it anymore) ROXY: (which at least gives u a sense of distance) ROXY: (but instead it was almost claustrophobic) ROXY: (cuz there was nothing there) ROXY: (you and all the other somethings just completely enveloped by a shrink wrap o absence)

HUmm.. thats pretty interesting to say the least. Not really sure what to think of it though! Just pretty nifty.

KANAYA: (Hmmmm) ROXY: (never really tried putting this into words) ROXY: (i think the thing about it was that the void sort of) ROXY: (changed) ROXY: (depending on how i chose to perceive it) ROXY: (cause the whole point is that its kinda like) ROXY: (idk) ROXY: (maybe a little like binary) KANAYA: (Binary?)

too bad sollux is dead he’d get a kick outta this.

did anybody make this connection. computer hacker guy who likes two’s. Binary. man. i feel like everybody did.

ROXY: (yknow binary) ROXY: (computer language) ROXY: (0011101100101001)

TRANSLATOr HELP

“;)“

omfg she just winked in binary.

KANAYA: (Oh That) ROXY: (the way that works is basically) ROXY: (you have a bit) ROXY: (like a computery bit) ROXY: (and it can say either 0 or 1) ROXY: (and dependin on which it is the computer displays the info differently) ROXY: (but the void is like a completely blank bit) ROXY: (there isnt a 0 or a 1 written on the bit yet but thats all were programmed to understand yknow) ROXY: (like 0 is technically nothing but whats important is that theres something there for you to see) ROXY: (but what im gettin at is that really void is just blank space waiting to be written on) ROXY: (by somebody like yours truly) ROXY: (im the computer and youre the person reading the display)

Oh. That’s pretty cool and shit.

OH shes gettin all magicky here

ROXY: (and my whole voidy thing) ROXY: (is that i gotta figure out the code for whatever i wanna make exist) ROXY: (and write it on the blank bits) ROXY: (then) ROXY: (i snatch em outta the void!)

Oh AGAIN. YEAh, roxys power seems a lot cooler now.

ROXY: (yoink!!!)

*gasp*

nice lipstick yo

Kanaya is so fucking cute oml. She looks kinda dumbfounded by this lipstick.

KANAYA: (Wow) KANAYA: (That Was Really Quite Insightful Roxy) KANAYA: (I Think I Am Already Beginning To Understand Things Better) KANAYA: (But What Is This) ROXY: (p sure its lipstick!) ROXY: (and its 4 u) ROXY: (i dont rly know if pinks ur color but) ROXY: (here it is anyway!)

Oh god help me im already starting to ship it.

KANAYA: (Another Gift) KANAYA: (Why) ROXY: (daaaaw i dunno) ROXY: (i mean its actually kinda cool i was able to make this at all) ROXY: (i bet it must be bc of you somehow) ROXY: (you like lipstick right?) KANAYA: (Yes) ROXY: (i dont know if this is just me but i bet this is totes a thing w space players) ROXY: (like i get the vibe that u guys r more in touch with the objects around you) ROXY: (specially the ones thatre important to you) KANAYA: (I Suppose...)

HMm.. Interesting bit of aspect analysis. That could possibly be a thing.

ROXY: (well?) ROXY: (ru gonna take it or what) KANAYA: (I Really Cant Accept This) KANAYA: (I Was Attempting To Alleviate The Debt Of Gratitude I Have Already Been Accumulating Towards You) KANAYA: (A Measly Thank You Is Hardly Enough) KANAYA: (And Yet You Present Me With Even More To Be Thankful For)

COme on Kanaya dont be like that. Just take the thing and be hAPPY! you dont gotta prove yourself for a gift.

ROXY: (man thats not how this works) ROXY: (you dont owe me nothin) ROXY: (but heck if it makes u feel better) ROXY: (the space egg wasnt rly 4 u it was 4 all the little trollings that need to be born) ROXY: (skewering the batterwitch was definitely 4 me and earth and stuff) ROXY: (and the lipstick is to thank u for takin such good care of my mom :D)

Dont you mean your Rose?

KANAYA: (... That Does Make Me Feel Slightly Better) ROXY: (so youll take it??) KANAYA: (Okay) ROXY: (hella) KANAYA: (Thank You) KANAYA: (Again) ROXY: (dont mention it!)

She will likely mention this many times.

WEll that was the end for their interaction I suppose, so it seems like we get one page of another interaction then? I guess Dirk and Jake.

Ohp, yep. Jeez they look awkward.

DIRK: (... So.) JAKE: (...) DIRK: (...) DIRK: (That was some fight, huh.)

Goddammit this is awkward.

JAKE: (Oh yes that sure was a doozy of a brawl we all just participated in.) JAKE: (Or rather multiple brawls.) DIRK: (I think you’re probably up to speed on exactly how well mine went.) JAKE: (Um.) JAKE: (Should i be?) DIRK: (Nevermind.)

Just another beheading of good ol’ Dirk. Seems like that’s a common thing for him.

((OhOFOHSANSIJFN HOLY SHIT I PRESSED A BUTTON AND FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT I ALMOST DELETED EVERYTHING I WROTE DAMMIT TUMBLR GIVE ME WARNINGS))

JAKE: (Sorry... its just difficult to, uh...) DIRK: (Don’t be sorry. It doesn’t actually matter.) JAKE: (The important part is you won right?) DIRK: (Yeah...) DIRK: (How did yours go?) DIRK: (If you feel like sharing, that is.) JAKE: (Oh i won too!) DIRK: (Well. Obviously.) DIRK: (I meant... like.) DIRK: (Specifically, HOW you won.) DIRK: (I’d be down to hear some details of all the kickassery you've been dishing out.) DIRK: (That must've been pretty crazy solo.)

Come ONNNN guys, quit dancing around the topic here. Somethings bothering you and its making everything shitty.

JAKE: (Oh.) JAKE: (Well i wasnt alone for long actually.) JAKE: (In fact it was quite the clusterfuck of skeletons sprites and green goblin brutes!) JAKE: (That crabby troll fellow even showed up at one point.) JAKE: (He seemed to be having a difficult time with one of the tinier rascals but i was up to my ears in fracas and fisticuffs myself and couldnt really lend him a hand.)

Dammit Karkat. I love him, but god he’s adorably pathetic in fights.

DIRK: (It looks like he’s alright, so no harm done.) DIRK: (How many of those green dudes were there again?) JAKE: (Im fairly certain there were 14.) DIRK: (And you trounced all of them?) JAKE: (Actually k...carat dealt with one of them i think.) JAKE: (They were small but a decidedly tricky foe. It was scurrying around so fast i dont think a single one of my bullets even grazed it!)

He has ALLLL the luck Jake, ALL of it! Honestly, can we get a Vriska/Clover battle?

DIRK: (Well, shit. Sounds tough.) DIRK: (Still, my score reads "Jake: 13, Goblins: 0".) DIRK: (Oh, and I’m pretty sure the name you’re looking for is Karkat.) JAKE: (Is that so?) DIRK: (Yup.) JAKE: (My mistake then...) DIRK: (Don’t worry about it.)

Dammit Jake, don’t be so fucking hard on yourself. I feel bad for him now. Like, he’s beating himself up over not knowing a complete strangers name.

JAKE: (Have you spoken to him at all yet?) DIRK: (Nah.) JAKE: (Would you like to?) DIRK: (I guess? Sure.) DIRK: (He and Dave seem to be in the middle of something, though. No point in interrupting.) DIRK: (Besides, I’m talking to you right now.) JAKE: (...) DIRK: (...)

(...)

Alright dammit, I guess we’ll see if they get over whatever’s bugging them in the next update, because that’s the last page. Seeya next time and whatnot folks.

#homestuck #homestuck liveblog #act omega #act omega liveblog #hs act omega #hs act omega liveblog

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thenightetc Hello! Me Hello there! thenightetc If a "Zarla" knocks on the stream door, she's a friend of mine I told about the stream Me Got it. Bunny1532651036604 Hello! Me Hello there! ThebesAce Ah, there we go, didn't have username set thenightetc Spider! 😀

ThebesAce spide~ thenightetc BIG FLUFFY girl Me Poke. thenightetc omg Me A troublemaker. Bunny1532651492398 Yo thenightetc Hi! ThebesAce hallo! Bunny1532651492398 wow. i do not like this lol thenightetc Awwwww ThebesAce well then you came just as it ended. thenightetc So! what are we in for with this one? thenightetc So! what are we in for with this one? Me Something we can all agree is terrifying. Jalaperilo ill only be here for a bit. still not 100% and also, not the biggest horror fan thenightetc Ohhh boy Me It's the quality of our shared horror experience that counts, not the quantity. thenightetc Very true. Me It's a good one if you don't care for horror. Short on gore, high on aliens. Jalaperilo i like old horror. From beyond, braindead. alien horror seems cool Me Never seen either of those! Are they good? thenightetc ...Is he watching porn ThebesAce yep Jalaperilo yes! Braindead is an early Peter Jackson film and From beyond is from the same director that did reanimator (and has a few recourring characters) thenightetc *relieved that the "schoolgirl" appears to be at least 30* Me Oooh! ThebesAce oh man, I remember Braindead! That movie gets so gross Jalaperilo ikr? so fun ThebesAce especially the bits with the priest Jalaperilo but i do think if you've never see them, watch reanimator and from beyond Me I do like Reanimator. thenightetc I've never seen it 😮 Jalaperilo people injecting bright green liquid and sending them crazy? lots of practice with that huh? Me Naturally! ThebesAce oh, Knockout, I have a wiki page for purposes of future so-bad-it's-hilarious movie nights Me Do tell! ThebesAce https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syfy_original_films a complete list of Syfy Original movies thenightetc Well, that can't be good ThebesAce well, not 100% complete, but enough for entertainment Me Beautiful! thenightetc Well, that's productive Me That'll help something. thenightetc ...What. ThebesAce This is a thing that is happening thenightetc I'm unsettled Jalaperilo wasnt this a thing in ppoltergeist? the chairs being put on the table thenightetc At this point it's definitely beyond what a raccoon or something could accomplish Me At any rate, time to switch planets. Jalaperilo I WISH I COULD GO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANET sorry, didnt means caps Me It was a sentiment worth yelling. Jalaperilo she drank can we just watch the sharks? thenightetc his terrible edifice of lies ThebesAce "I didn't lie. If I lied, I'd be the asshole here. So I didn't lie." SOUNDS LEGIT thenightetc Ha! Jalaperilo "i didnt lie" i said,you know, like a lier Me Hah! thenightetc Right? Jalaperilo this is more terrifying than anything else, an alarm going off in the middle of the night. happens to me too many times thenightetc Ohhhh dear Now go check the kitchen. ...Okay! That's fucked up Jalaperilo 'cause its the one thing you cant replace' lots of john mulaney shit happening lol ThebesAce HA Me Plot twist: John Mulaney was behind all of this. Jalaperilo ha! Jalaperilo i hate kids in horror. even if theyre not at fault, theyre al so creepy thenightetc So he's wrecking his kid's room because of a dream. Jalaperilo i hate this man thenightetc Yeah. ThebesAce I detect an arrogant asshat who makes everything about himself Jalaperilo lets see how he handles this thenightetc uh Me That's how I react whenever something leaks on my anatomy. Jalaperilo even breakdown? Me Especially Breakdown. thenightetc Poor bird. hey what the fuck! Maybe just LET the bank foreclose Jalaperilo i dont understand whats going on. like what is the bad things power? Me Childish pranks and an impassioned hatred of birds. ThebesAce birds are pretty easy to hate Jalaperilo maybe theyve seen birdemic Me Maybe let the bank take the boy, too. thenightetc What did he say? I couldn't quite hear The kid, I mean Jalaperilo he said im a creepy ass boy Me "Then I wasn't me anymore." thenightetc ...Ohhh Jalaperilo big mood thenightetc I keep expecting jumpscares Jalaperilo does no one turn the lights on? thenightetc ...HE didn't trigger the alarm when he went out ThebesAce We are officially in 'get him to an institution' territory. thenightetc So he definitely has some kind of implant or something, huh Or something laid eggs in his skin Jalaperilo or a slight allergy o his new shampoo thenightetc *facepalm* Me No, don't reward him for that! Jalaperilo fucking cliche as shit 'if a boy is mean he just likes you' fuck off and get in the sea ThebesAce right? thenightetc dude not the time Me "Let's do it while the aliens are watching." 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They're trying decide between the two. thenightetc "thank god because I just lost mine" ThebesAce nothin' creepier than an unknown thenightetc oh jeez hope neither of them gets possessed during-- Me Or alternatively, both of them get possessed during and it qualifies as an orgy. thenightetc lights, get the lights ThebesAce I've read more than one story that works on that logic. Just now you'd throw in the grays thenightetc goddamn uh FUCK Me That's the only part of this movie that gets me. Jalaperilo turn on the goddamn lights!!! ThebesAce oh my god that's not how that works Jalaperilo well, im gonna go try to sleep, but its still 22 degrees C here with 76% humidity so i dunno how well ill sleep thenightetc yikes... good luck ThebesAce good luck with that friend! Me Good luck! Have a gray-free sleep! 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