#omg i love these

[hehe-im-a-thief]

Actually LOVE my life my shark sheets arrived and I’m so happy

[sttinkky]

OMG U FORGOT TO SHOW MY NEW BELTS!!!

[frenchiefitzhere]

Incorrect Corollary Quotes

Annex: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Carol: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Randi: Cricket noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.

Neighbor: This reminds me of the Cricket who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.

Randi: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Conservator.

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Neighbor: What did you two do?

Randi:

Cricket:

Neighbor: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Annex: I made tea.

Carol: I don't want tea.

Annex: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Carol: Then why did you tell me?

Annex: It's a conversation starter.

Carol: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Annex: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Neighbor: I think this might be a bad idea...

Aspen: Don't start thinking on me now!

These are all from (perchance .org)

Correct 🌻

[win-writes]

"Give me a daughter with your stubborn heart, or your even temper. Give our children your dark-bright eyes, or your enchanted smile. So that even when we are gone, the world will find within them all the reasons I loved you" - nizar qabbani

IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS. who do you think would say it to their s/o?

CHUUYA, Dazai, John, NIKOLAI, sigma, TECCHOU

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[roseandbee]

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OMG watch these!!!

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

[stargatesg-1obsessed]

YES.

Jacob is so real for that.

No, bc I lowkey love him, he gets so sarcastic sometimes. At first, I was like, "Hmm.. not so much, " but now I'm like,"YES! AND EPISODE WITH JACOB!!! WOOOO"

stargate sg1 + text posts

[sunsestart]

What a familiar feeling...

I think he's starting to enjoy life on the surface

Perhaps he's not irreparable, he could even try to make new friends

[chloesimaginationthings]

The puppet definitely has favourites in FNAF

[stingray-art]

Black Whale, 12.5x12"

I tried quilting for the first time! It was super fun and I learned a lot. It's nowhere near perfect but I'm really proud of it!

Originally submitted for a mini event in @greedislandchallenge <3

[alexridersdriedblood]

Boop kitties !!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Drew the Halloween boop cats

[erabu-san]

Hug

[pepperingsteaks]

hello mouthwashing fans

(this is a scene redraw btw)

[joleynecujoh]

@darling-shrike @yeahyeahthehorrors LOOK

Promotional pictures of the JOJO x ANiMEL Stone Ocean diner in Shanghai

[kendyroy]

I love how we can pretty much call this Logan “Wade’s Logan”

That’s HIS man. No one else’s. That’s his little honey badger. That’s his big boy. That’s his peanut. That’s his Wolverine.

He actually adopted this guy into his family and now he’s gonna be his for the rest of their never-ending lives.