#omg check please

[ohyoufool]

this fucking sucks I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] reinvent myself on a college men's hockey team

[skullism]

I couldn't resist

[lovelylittlelosers]

[generalghosty]

here's a sleepy boy for the parse enjoyers

[aristocrating]

constantly thinking about how each member of the SMH team has some sort of reality-bending power that somehow relates to their personality. ransom and holster have their own Hockey Shit pocket dimension, bitty can instant-bake, dex can macgyver anything, nursey can (seemingly?) teleport? (though its probably just related to a supernatural ability to annoy dex) and jack can just manifest hockey anywhere he goes

and johnson obviously has his whole Deadpool medium awareness thing going on

one day i will write a superhero AU centered around these stupidly specific details

[virgoscringe]

okie not a panel redraw but like. you see my vision yes? also hi g ily hope you're doing well <3

hi maddie ily bae i ALWAYSSS see ur vision….. i promise i didn’t forget abt this ask i was simply Cooking™ hehe

(comms open xoxo)

[notnotravenpond]

best boys

[zzzbittle]

"Pages turn and stick to each other

Wages earned and lessons learned

But I, I'm right where you left me

Help, I'm still at the restaurant."

[be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie]

i love discovering check please fucking 4 years after it ended bc im just lurking in old blogs and reblogging posts from 6 years ago

except for the still active blogs that i immediately hit follow on LMAO

if you’ve interacted with check please in the past i am so sorry you will be hearing from me

edit: everyone’s being so nice 🥹🥹🥹

also im Shy and dont know how to make friends but hi y’all

[rftwfic]

Been thinking about Bitty getting invited to guest star on some variety competition show where the challenge that week is to bake with those drunk goggles on. They're just making some basic vanilla cupcakes, and he's up against another baking YouTuber and a comedian who appears in every episode to add levity to the competition.

Obviously the comedian isn't doing too great, but that's kind of the whole point of him being there. The other baker isn't doing terribly, just a lot of missing things when he reaches for them or accidentally knocking things over.

Bitty, on the other hand, is absolutely crushing this baking challenge. Not only are his cupcakes fluffy and delicious, he finishes them in like half the time everyone else takes. The channel didn't give them anything to pipe the icing with so he puts his buttercream in a zip lock bag, cuts off one corner, and pipes them to perfection. The whole time he's doing this he's telling a story about how he once made eight pies in one night all between rounds of beer pong. He also talks about the time he made a perfect clafoutis (a type of French fruit tart) on the night the Falconers won the Stanley Cup despite being nearly black out drunk.

Needless to say, Bitty gets invited back three more times to do more drunk baking challenges.

[montrealmadison]

i’ve seen a lot of these going around and i just Know this fandom’s gonna have great justifications for our choices. spin the wheel and then vote above on the character you get! share your choice in the tags and reblog for a larger sample size 🩵

[ohyoufool]

🤭

[imbackonmy-bullshit]

Headcannon that when Jack's a falc but before he comes out he has a series of absolutely baffling/seemingly contradictory answers to face-off questions because of Bittys influence

Eg Jack answering one week that he likes "dad music" or whatever but then later when he's asked what song he's had on repeat lately and he says Halo, with context he misses Bitty/is being sappy but for everyone else is strange answer

Or Jack having a reputation for having terrible pop culture knowledge and being completely "off line" but he will drop random Beyonce lore or other Celebs that bitty is obsessed with.

Everyone is like, you dress like you are going to rob a burger King but you know exactly when Beyonces clothing line is dropping???

[lovelylittlelosers]

rewriting history

[generalghosty]

there isn't enough love for this ship tbh