#okok im done being such a brat

[itsticklishme23]

I think someone needs to pin you down and tickle you silly until you admit that you love tickling as much as you do ;)

pshhhh nahhh that’s okay, I’ll just sit here and keep being a menace instead, thanks 😌😚

[kirby-rarepair-tourney]

Round 2 Set 2 Poll 1

Poll Runner's Lack of Anime Knowledge Really Needs to be Rectified: Metajecra VS Metagoon!

Which one's rarer, and which one's pairer? Vote now, for your favourite rarepair!

Propaganda:

Metajecra

In the anime, Meta speaks more highly of him more than anyone else. It’s EXTREMELY clear Meta was very fond of Knuckle Joe’s father, in the sub MK says that he “swears on his love”. ALSO their masks both have the matching four spikes, there HAD to be something going on there.

Metagoon

HEAR ME OUT!!!! LISTEN!!! first off its a knight x assistant, SECOND they are both old ass men THIRD they are both the sassiest men in the show!!! I am aware they have directly interacted two times throughout the entire run of the show and have barely acknowledged each other but!!!! both mk and escargoon have known each other for a long time within the castle besides sword, blade and ddd. so they very likely both couldve been having super deep conversations for those however many decades. both of them take very similar approaches but different when it comes on their stance of king dedede. escargoon seems to only be around the king because of the status being directly under him gives him and the benefits to the job but escargoon does not like what ddd puts him thru. same thing can be said for mk who very obviously is only working under the king because of ddd for his association with nightmare and kirby who is set to land there any time. they both work for him for a means to an end rlly. I also think that mks frim nature could rlly help escargoon break out of his “two personalities” cycle. when escargoon is around ddd hes a bitch when hes not (sometimes) hes nice(?). though once he gains his status back under ddd or no longer makes use for the kids hes prtty bitchy again. mk could probably set him straight or atleast walk him in the right path with him not being his superior nor one of the “brats” he has to deal with. they seem on equal footing. also just a hc i like to think because both escargoon and mk are mechanics that after the anime escargoon helps mk rebuild the halberd. OKOK IM DONE!!!!! HERES A FIC I NEVER FINISHED IF U WANNA SEE MY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AND ILL MIND [Linked is the fic in question!]

[iwaasfairy]

LORDDTTTTT THE TYRELL FIC GOT ME MELTINGGGGGGG IM SQUEALINGN AND MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKED AT ME IN THE WEIRDEST WAY. Makki’s love language is definitely touch. that man is constantly on you. he’s always caressing you, kissing every part of you, he just has to get a whiff of your scent 24/7. AND IMAGINE A THREESOME W MEIAN?? ⚰️⚰️⚰️

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PLSSIKDODKA Please this makes me stupidly happy it’s so cute and like same pKZKKDKSKS LITERALLY SAME Makki is absolutely entranced and he doesn’t even care that everyone can see it 💗💘 but if Meian nags him enough or if you express a desire to be shared you already know he’ll bend backwards to make it happen for you. That’s just the kind of lover he is.

And Meian is just the third wheel here but he absolutely doesn’t mind,,, like the fucker thrives off it. He lOVES making you all flustered and a quivering mess around his fingers and taunting Makki 💞💘 a jerk but we love him

SPEAKING OF GOT IT GOT ME THINKING WHO WOULD BE IN WHICH HOUSE. tell me romero wouldnt be a stark. $,$/&($2&(&2@?’em ROMERO STARK. LONG SCHLONG KING. ROBB STARK 2.0 BUT BETTER (no hate robb luv u rip)

BUT TARGARYEN!OIKAWA??? imagine oikawa nii who’s 50/50 mad and sane but you’re still in love w him after all the cruelty he’s done. i doubt hed be a whiny egotistical brat like viserys he’d be more calculating, CUNNING and smart asf 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Khal!iwa and targaryen!oikawa sandwhich me challenge.

ThIRD EYE ACTIVES AT THE THOUGHT OF ROMERO BEING A STARK BC I CAN ABSOLUTELY SEE IT,, aND I LOVE HIMMMM He would look so sexy omg omg yes. And Fukuro and Sachiro as Baratheons?!!! 💕💗 I mean they don’t fit the whole black hair situation but they belong next to Romero yes yes omg :scream: :scream:

And okay the reason why it took me so long to answer these was bc I was debating if I wanted to write that,,, bUt you ALREADY KNOW I WANNA FUCKING WRITE THAT SO AAJSIIEIISJS AS SOON AS I CAN I WRITE TOORU NII AND KHAL IWA THREESOME I’m gonna die omg omg omg yesyes gRRSUSIAIKZ wtf

OKOK LAST GOTXHAIKYUU ASK BC UR PROBABLY SICK OF IT BUT.... what if iwaizumi has short hair bc he lost his first love and that was the biggest defeat to him so he shaved his head and kept it short.if he couldnt protect his one and only then theres no need for him to grow out his hair again because winning would mean nothing when you’re not there. you were his strength and without you long locks would be worthless

I wASNT I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE ASKS BC I WANNA WRITE THEM ALL AND I CANT AND IM SELFISH BJKSKSS omfg I actually adore this. And yeah,, I can totally see that. His way of mourning 💕 even though he’s still yet to be defeated again after that, it doesn’t count as a victory if you’re not there.

AbSOLUTELY PERFECTTT omg,, thank you my love these were all such big brain ideas

[kinkymagnus]

Are there any specific one shots you recomend?

HAHAHAHHA HKJDGJI IFUCKING TYPEWIRD A WHOLE RESPONSE TO HTISK ADN TUMBLR DELETED IT. twice. FUCKING TWICE. IM NOT EXTREMELY PISSED AND CONTEMPLATING MURDER AT ALL

hajdkgfglkhfjgh deep breaths. DEEP BREATHS

okay. let’s. START HETGUFCDK OVER I GUSES. FUJCKL. iliterally hurt my hand slapping a wall with rage oh my gfod it hurts

okokokokokokok enough keysmashing im fucking. ok. look. look. im so bad at reccs. im sorry bro this has been in here forever because the second i read it i forget every fic i’ve ever read. so i’m just gonna give you a list of amazing fics off the top of my head and im def gonna miss some other amazing ones but ther’es not much i can do fdghkljfgh

okok so first of all. EVERYTHING by @tothetrashwhereibelong​

a comprehensive list:

He made a promise - Magnus deflects his feelings and pretends he’s fine and okay and keeps givinggivingGIVING to keep the people he loves close. Alec notices and initiates the Communication. Soft, sad, and beautiful, deals with past abusive relationships and current very loving ones.

Miscommunication - Ragnor fakes his death! Magnus… doesn’t know it was fake. Cue angst at the Malec wedding. Gorgeous, sad, amazing exploration of Ragnor and Magnus’s relationship and tangentially also Malec and Alec interacting with Ragnor. Mostly the former, though.

negative space - Raphael-centric exploration of his asexuality, and his relationship with Magnus. Beautiful, sad, wonderful, gorgeous, and I love it. There’s quite a few amazing Magnus-focused tidbits, but it is more focused on Raphael, and rightfully so. Iconic. Honestly one of my fave fics. Also! Includes trans Magnus, like all of their fics do, which is very sexy of them

I’d do anything to have it (but you handed it for free) - again, one of my favorite fics ever, oh my god. Mundane AU with amazing characterization and featuring Alec’s tux kink. A stunning blend of “oh no we have to go on a date for charity….how sad……👀” and “With the help of his found family, Magnus deals with the horrible abuse of his ex-girlfriend, Camille, when she shows up again to cause trouble and be a nasty bitch”. Also!!! Trans and Muslim Magnus! Y’all!!!!

Home - Post-Edom reunion sex. Fluff, angst, happiness. Really just highkey desperate and emotional sex, it’s so fucking good.

(Nothing) Quite Like It - Brat tamer Alec doms bratty sub Magnus. Iconic, hot, amazing, and with so many tasty kinks lkfdgjhfgkhj. again, one of my favorite smut fics, and TRANS MAGNUS Y’ALL. YES

As I’m Sure They Thought As Well - more bratty sub Magnus and Bantz. Funny, hot, AND in-character

ok ok ok OTHER AUTHORS NOW

Gold by @tenderalec​ - Magnus feeling bad about his warlock mark thanks to a certain vampire bitch, Alec being the fuckin best. (Not technically a oneshot, but I’d reccomend his other fic, Open, too. It’s about Magnus being trans and coming out to Alec and there is sex and communication.)

Purer Than Any by @magnuscaresalot​ - Magnus with wings! Cute and warm and fluffy. Honestly fucking adorable and full of warm fuzzy feelings. Some light angst but in the good way with lots of comfort to match the hurt.

is it okay to see my life in your eyes? by @manzini - TWI Magnus spends time chilling in cat form, and then his boyfriend walks in. Cue adorable and fluffy interactions. There’s no reveal if you’re looking for that, but honestly, worth it. It’s so fluffy I WANNA DIE.

Touch by @centaurianwisdom​ - Magnus being touch starved and Alec being a comforting supportive boyfriend dfgkjdfg

ok i’m also gonna say i recommend anything by mistilteinn but a lot of their things are serieses(??) not technically oneshots, so here’s some of my favorite standalones from them:

Handmade love - Magnus getting deep into subspace and taken care of like he deserves. Hot and wonderful, with gentle dom Alec.

Words don’t come easy - Mundane AU where they both work at a bookstore and there’s mutual pining, some really mild sort-of-enemies to lovers, awesome characterization, hot smut scenes, and exploration of Camille being the piece of shit she is. ICONIC.

Like a force of nature - Alec eats out trans Magnus!!!! AAAAH y e s . SO FUCKING GOOD. 

Such a dream - consensual somnophilia and feminization done right….so fucking wonderful. There is daddy kink if that’s not your thing, but it’s pretty light

these are just some of the fics i can think of, and from a quick search found, but like, there’s so many more people and if you’re not on this list i’m sorry i’m really just trying to throw shit together lkfhgjgf

[dearlytea]

Play matchmaker and pair up each bts member with one of your mutuals and explain why✨

Ooooo okok I’ve already done this BUT I’m gonna use the mutuals I haven’t used before (sorry Char and Abbie)

I TRIED TO KEEP THIS SHORT BUT IM NOT GOOD AT SHUTTING UP IM SORRY

For Jin I see him with someone super sweet but at the same time would tag along with his chaotic antics and stupids puns/jokes. The power couple that would curb stomp you 6 feet under but at the same time take care of your boo boos. Soooo I’m pairing him with @spoopguk since both of them are chaotic and Madam Sarah is a fan of Puns (yes queen)

For Yoongi it has to be someone really chill but would know when to lighten up the mood. He’s a shy baby boy so he would need to be paired up with someone that would bring out his soft side but in a way that is inviting and not overbearing. SOOO in all I would pair @etherealmins with Yoongi since she suits the description in my eyes uwu

For Hobi I say @94hixtape because he has this bright and radiant personality that just it melts all those around him. SO he be adorable with someone that is shy and soft at first but will warm up later once they are comfortable. Lu is a sweetling who deserves so much love so Hobi would be the type to smother her with it and ugh that be too cute, I’m getting soft over this.

For Namjoon I say he match with someone that is both wise and carefree? Like they are self aware, sweet and soft but also isn’t afraid to be a dork with him and let out a few laughs. Someone that will continue to push through tough times and are aware of their responsibilities, in a way they are strong. Soooo I pair him with @underthejoon because she fits that ideal in my eyes.

For Jimin it would be someone that would give him lots of love but would also be able to take all of the love he has to offer back. He’s very thoughtful, selfless and lovable but he can get quite doubtful and would need support from his partner. So I see @cloutro being paired with him since he would make sure she’s happy 24/7, would pick up any indifference if she was sad and would rain her with the love she deserves uwu

Taehyung would match with someone that is blunt and honest but isn’t a jackass. Like they are straightforward but know their limits with people they care about. Since Taehyung is a very sweet, (kind of) pure and soft it be cute if he’s with someone that’s kind of the opposite from that? An aggressive lover? Tsundere? That’s the best way to describe it aposdo, SOOOO it has to be @httpjeon cause she’s the type to slap people with her big dick energy but would give you tight hugs if you’re sad. 

Okay lastly, the brat Jungkook. Now, he would fit with someone that’s responsible and have a more mature look. Since the guy is a mess he would be paired well with someone that is more mature and responsible. The type of person that would always have their shit together and even if they don’t have their shit together they some how do, ya know? (that made no sense im sorry) Soo I say @gukyi uwu 

[the-firebird69]

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[kirby-rarepair-tourney]

Round 1, Set 3, Poll 2

Knights and a King's Poor Fruity Right Hand Man: Metagoon VS Dametaranza!

Which one's rarer, and which one's pairer? Vote now, for your favourite rarepair!

Propaganda:

Metagoon

HEAR ME OUT!!!! LISTEN!!! first off its a knight x assistant, SECOND they are both old ass men THIRD they are both the sassiest men in the show!!! I am aware they have directly interacted two times throughout the entire run of the show and have barely acknowledged each other but!!!! both mk and escargoon have known each other for a long time within the castle besides sword, blade and ddd. so they very likely both couldve been having super deep conversations for those however many decades. both of them take very similar approaches but different when it comes on their stance of king dedede. escargoon seems to only be around the king because of the status being directly under him gives him and the benefits to the job but escargoon does not like what ddd puts him thru. same thing can be said for mk who very obviously is only working under the king because of ddd for his association with nightmare and kirby who is set to land there any time. they both work for him for a means to an end rlly. I also think that mks frim nature could rlly help escargoon break out of his “two personalities” cycle. when escargoon is around ddd hes a bitch when hes not (sometimes) hes nice(?). though once he gains his status back under ddd or no longer makes use for the kids hes prtty bitchy again. mk could probably set him straight or atleast walk him in the right path with him not being his superior nor one of the “brats” he has to deal with. they seem on equal footing. also just a hc i like to think because both escargoon and mk are mechanics that after the anime escargoon helps mk rebuild the halberd. OKOK IM DONE!!!!! HERES A FIC I NEVER FINISHED IF U WANNA SEE MY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AND ILL MIND [Linked is the fic in question!]

Dametaranza

They were. HORRIBLE. for each other. The textbook definition of a problematic pairing. They got together for the wrong reasons, handled conflicts the worst ways possible, and both have such inflated egos that they NEVER learned anything good from what they were going through. Why did they stay together you may ask? Well, you see, their flammable relationship had… “benefits”, bonuses one may say. (I will not elaborate.) Also I use past tense because they are exes. They hate each other so much but also… they can’t live without the other. They just GOTTA be so loud about how much they despise the other. It has its beauty I suppose??

[Added by Poll Runner] It's a darker and edgier take on Metaranza! Definition of toxic boy yuri imo, the cattiness and sharp edges, it really adds a lot for a cooler take on an already cool couple! You put two fucked up arrogant little "Has died will die again" freaks together and you watch the world burn <3