#okayokay so much to unpack

[swan-orpheus]

THAT"S HOW IT ENDS?? OMFG. THE MUSIC. I HAVE CHILLS.

[jrueships]

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They’re literally competing the love triangle 😭

OKAYOKAYOKAY. LETS. UNPACK. FIRST THE wRETCHED..WRETCHED!!! wATCCH

Kyle brought out the happy nasal voice for this one so you KNOW he's EXCITED: nice having a TEAMMATE that's onna MAX DEAL 💅 ✨️ (did u hear that deebo i said TEAMMATE and i said MAX DEAL step up the sugar daddeeboisms cause THIS sugar baby is being BOUGHT ! OUT!!!!)

THE C U L P R iT !!!! the FIEND the MENACE the VILLAIN the CHEAT SCHEMING EVIL LITTLE MiNX ‼️‼️ BASARD!!!!!!!!!!

" that guy Right There."

He turns away... he Knows what he's Done. HE KNOWS!!! HE KNOWS!!! VILLAIN! VILLAIN FIEND VILLAINOUS fiEND !!!! TYLER P*RRY BAD GUY !!!!!!! Then lowry little wheeze snortle lol he so old. And then his daAAAAMMMNN!!! you can tell his favorite movie is rush hour (thanks to demar).

OKAYOKAY BUT there's MORE

At first i thought pj mightve been serious and it rlly was from him n Jim but kyle was only told it was from jim not pj, but the laughing emoji abundance discarded THAT theory. Pj just bein a bum 😭😭

BUT STILL like. The fact that pj is showing off jimmys gift to kyle and hyping it up to him and jimmy just 😘😘😋😌 ' yeah i know it's good.' IS. N O T HELPING HIS EVIL LITTLE C A S E HERE. he KNOWS deebo is states away right now with an abductor strain or whatever. . He KNOWS deebo did NOT get kyle that FANCY ASS exPENSIVE ASS watch! he Knows what he's Done. EVIL. Absolutely.. evil. Just because HE'S scared of commitment,,, he's doin all THIS 😭 like this is a GAME to him like lifes FUNNY like this is FUNNY !!!! Jimmy butler villain to all that is LOVE and GOOD 😭‼️‼️‼️.

ALSO LIKE.... jimmy hasn't posted to his insta yet... usually he does it in the morning i think cus he's a morning bird insane psycho but still. Is it. Because you KNOW demar doesn't FOLLOW you so he wouldn't be able to SEE your FLEX on him with HIS husband ???? HUH 🤨⁉️ ANSWER ME !!!!! probably gave kyle the gift sayin smthin slick bout deebo like 'your neo can dodge bullets but can he dodge payin taxes like /i/ can 😽😘' and hands him the watch with his classic evil big brow boned gaze. Planting the SEED in kyles HEAD then actin all innocent... okay jimmy. Sure. Suuuuure 😑

Blue but.... the cursive ... none ☹️☹️. I mean at least he replied lol he just reposted Rudy's LMAO but rudy was reposted to the story first so it's okay 💙 unrelated by WHY do they keep wishing each other happy birthday using pics of them in SUITS ???? IT'S A LITTLE LOUD GUYS 🤨🤨 IT'S A LITTLE.. dough-mess- stiqué 😏. Too bad jimmy has commitment issues and has to make that everyone else's problem 🙄. Gotta try splitting apart the married for life doves as the evil serval cat that swipes flying birds from the air jimmy IS ‼️‼️ but anyways this is still cute 💙💙 I miss the old man comments but maybe deebos afraid of it gettin stale ? Like how kyle is LOL aw naw that was disrespectful im sorry. my instincts. i go to college. anyways kyle being so IN LOVE with demars joke from forever ago........ it's true love. They probably had a period where they had each other's contact names as those characters lol. They're husbands 💙💙 as much as jimmy doesn't want them to be 😭