#okay werk lol

[petrovna-zamo]

[jujutsubaby]

after hours (part 5)

☆ pairing: satoru gojo x afab!reader ☆ summary: after your wild night with toji, you're forced to return back to reality. and by reality, you mean geto and gojo's house party. you're so tired, but nothing a few shots won't fix :) wait, hold on, who's that girl gojo is all over? wait, are you...jealous? ☆ warnings: 18+! MINORS DNI! implications of sex, moderate to heavy drinking, partying, jealousy, sexting, over the shirt action, kissing, y/n and other characters get high/drunk/crossed and horny lol ☆ tags: modernAU, academiaAU ☆ a/n: HAPPY VDAY BABES xx 💜🖤💜🖤 sorry it's been a while since i updated this series (i got my period and then had lots of werk to do but im BACK). hope u guys enjoy some gojo and reader sexual tension >:) also to the anon who sent the passive aggressive msg about me not updating after hours...hope ur happy now 😒 🖤🤍 series masterlist 🤍🖤

“morning, riko!” you greet the raven haired barista sleepily, “iced cappuccino with soy milk, please.”

“what…are you sure?” riko says, her face surprised. you always order your signature iced matcha latte with oat milk, unsweetened of course. riko knows it, every one knows it. 

“yeahhh, i know. i just had a late night and then an early morning…” you groan. you won’t lie — you feel like you just got hit by a thousand trucks and your eyes are stinging (and probably red from the lack of sleep). “i’m bad at time management,” you confess sheepishly.

riko giggles. “not as bad as your friend trying to order a latte and pretending he likes it”. you sneak a glance at geto, who’s taking a sip of his americano and grimacing at the taste, which makes you smile at his lovesick gesture. “does he know we have other beverages?”

“ehh, i think he does but…he’s just trying to impress a very pretty girl who works here,” you say, trying your best to be obvious…but not too obvious that geto would be upset.

“oh my god, y/n! you know kuroi is happily engaged!” riko jokes, laughing lightly. 

“oh darn, i have to break the bad news to suguru…he’s gonna be sooo upset,” you say sadly, pretending to wipe away a false tear dramatically, as riko rings you up for your order. just then, you think of something awful that suguru would definitely kill you for, but you’re already pretty bold for wearing the same outfit from last night that you got fucked in and showing up 30 minutes late to meet your friends, so fuck it. 

“speaking of which, riko…are you doing anything tonight?”

“besides closing up…nope.” she answers. 

“well, a bunch of us are going to the new barcade that opened up downtown this evening. i’m thinking around 9, think you can make it? you can tell suguru himself to lay off kuroi,” you joke jovially. 

riko laughs heartily. “i’ll see you guys there”, she says, handing you your receipt, as you wave goodbye and head to your friends in the corner table. you try not to act flummoxed as you approach your friends, suddenly acutely aware of the how your hair was all over the place (why doesn’t toji own a hairbrush?) and that your jumpsuit was clearly wrinkled and that you hadn’t been able to take a shower yet. god, this was not your sexiest look. 

“do they usually allow walk of shames in this cafe? i thought it this was a safe space?” satoru grins, already thinking of 30 ways to roast you for showing your face here after being 30 minutes late. he’s trying to push away any thoughts of you getting fucked by toji out of his head. 

“shut up! i…i didn’t bring any extra clothes and i woke up late, okay!” you say, defending yourself earnestly. 

“leave her alone, satoru,” suguru chastises, as he scoots down a chair to make room for you. “anyway, why were you talking to riko for such a long time? did she…say anything? it’s my haircut isn’t it? i just wanted to trim the bangs a little bit but they went sooo overboard and now-“

“oh my god suguru, chill!” shoko says, rolling her eyes. “he hasn’t been able to shut the fuck about riko and it’s so annoying that me and satoru are thinking of just asking her out on his behalf, at this point.” suguru tries hard to hide a blush before trying to deflect, but you interrupt them both. 

“no need,” you say, turning to face suguru, “you can ask her yourself what we talked about��tonight. at the barcade.” you smile wide with your teeth and give suguru pleading eyes, hoping he won’t get upset with you for taking the liberty to speed run his first date with riko. 

his face immediately is unreadable, and satoru elbows his ribs hard and hits his back. “congrats, pal! you finally have something to look forward to tonight that isn’t on your nintendo switch.”

“yeah. i mean…i d-don’t care. at all. i mean…good for her for coming. i don’t know if i’ll even be there but if i see her then i see her. no big deal…” suguru says, mostly to himself. 

everyone at the table laughs, and you find your initial weariness of your extended walk of shame slowly melt away. you take a sip of your cappuccino, as utahime complains about how tired she is from playing animal crossing with shoko all night. you feel soft thinking about how utahime probably stayed up later than her usual early bedtime for shoko, knowing full well she has to wake up at 7am the next morning for both getting coffee and teaching her 1st period homeroom at the local high school. shoko has been recently trying to fix her sleep schedule from her night float rotation all junior residents had to do at the hospital their third year. 

“also, before i forget, pre-game at ours at 7. we’re inviting nanami and haibara and some other people,” satoru says absentmindedly, his eyes focused on responding to a text on his phone before turning and facing you. “you’re still good on giving me a ride to lab today, right y/n?” 

oh shit. “oh, umm, yeah, definitely still good with that.” you say quickly. you don’t exactly remember when you offered to give satoru a ride, but you assume it was one of the many times you tuned him out when he spoke. who’s satoru texting? the intrusive thought came out of nowhere, but you push the newfound irritation back where it came from. 

satoru and you walk back to your car while you both lament about how awful this week’s lab has been. “i mean, why even give us a lab when we have a final in like less than a week?” you say exasperatedly, as you search for the keys to your cream white mini cooper and unlock it. 

“speak for yourself, i finished that lab last week.” satoru boasts, grinning at your when you give him a confused look. “i’m only going to help the cute girls in class with their work.” he shrugs. what a slag. 

“you’re a whore,” you scoff, slightly annoyed at satoru. so he has time to help some random cute girl in class but not his best friend. you buckle in, and take pleasure in watching satoru struggle to situate his legs inside your tiny cramped car. his knees are bent at awkward angles, and his head practically touches the roof of the car. 

satoru groans loudly and dramatically. “you have the smallest fucking car in the world, y/n, y'know that?” 

“fits me perfectly,” you say nonchalantly, as you back up and drive out to campus. 

“well it baaareeelyyyy fits me,” he pouts, the sun visor bumping his head while he pulls it down. 

“it’s not even that tight,” you assure him.. 

“it’s very tight, y/n. i can feel the walls squeezing me.”

“get over it.” 

“oh, so it’s okay if toji says that to you but when i say it, it’s a fuckin’ problem?” 

you practically choke on your saliva and swerve into the other lane upon hearing satoru’s comment. “h-how did you know…he said that to me?” you say incredulously. there’s no way he like…hacked your phone or something right? maybe you accidentally butt dialed shoko last night and they all heard you moan god knows what. the storm of thoughts in your head is interrupted by satoru’s laughter. 

“i didn’t know he said that but now i do.” oh, god. you fell for it like a fucking idiot, y/n. you try to retort something back but you’re left speechless. actually you’re a bit impressed — satoru got that out of you masterfully, and you have to appreciate the tact (or perhaps lack thereof) he had. you try to be angry towards him, but it’s futile as you both start laughing. 

“i hate you — stop making me laugh it’s not funny i need to focus on the road, idiot,” you say in between giggles. your eyes stay fixed on the road as you playfully flick satoru’s head (he lets you — your laughter makes his heart beat faster and he ignores it). satoru grabs your hand with his and starts rubbing your fingers together in an effort to warm them up. 

“you’re hands are so cold all the time…” he murmurs. to him, it feels so natural to play with your hands, and you let him (his touch brings an undetectable heat to your face…and other parts of your body). you look steal quick glance over at him, and are overcome with a sudden and foreign shyness that instinctually forces you to retract your hand back to the wheel almost immediately. you clear your throat, before announcing to satoru that he was here. 

satoru’s knees and joints crack as they are finally released from the prison of your mini cooper, and he dramatically lets out a sigh of relief. he gets out of the car and makes a show of stretching his long legs and arms. his collegiate basketball crewneck slides up, and you catch a glimpse of his toned abs and happy trail. you hope he doesn’t hear your breath hitch before snapping out of the trance and rolling your eyes. “have fun harassing the cute girls in your class!” you say sarcastically, as he flips you off before heading to class. 

during your drive back home, you don’t want to process the familiar feeling you felt last night when satoru texted you before you had sex with toji. the thoughts you had of him choking you and kissing your while toji played with your titties. oh god, you’re thinking about it again! stop it!

your neck aches from staring at your laptop screen for the last two hours as you try to make going out tonight worth it by studying extra for your final exam next week. your neck cracks loudly in all the right places and you head straight for a quick hot shower. you practically moan when the hot water hits your scalp, and allow the water to wash away all the stickiness of your complicated relationship with toji and satoru. tonight’s just for having fun and not doting on the future, you tell yourself, but not before taking a look at your soapy chest and thinking this is just the perfect picture for toji to see. you quickly snap a pic, promising yourself you won’t be one of those desperate girls toji always brings over to his house. 

y/n: [1 Photo] hi :)

okay, you know you had just sent the photo to toji, but it did kind of break your heart that he didn’t immediately respond. okay, sure he’s a single dad so he might be busy…or he’s fucking some other girl. your heart drops slightly at the thought of him blowing some other unsuspecting girl’s back out, and the sadness quickly turns to annoyance. you’re better than this, y/n. who cares anyway — no one sucks dick like you do. you smirk. you definitely aren’t the type of girl who would hook up with anyone, but you know how to not sell your skills short. if toji was busy with his own life, well, so were you. 

you hop out of the shower, checking your phone once again to see if toji had responded, only to be met with a text from satoru in the group chat:

satoru: [1 Photo] got the goods 😛

you open the photo to see him with a couple packs of white claws, and suguru in the background looking intently at two wine bottles in his hands. no way is satoru’s lightweight ass is gonna make through even one can before getting sloshed, you think to yourself. 

shoko: what’s sugu doing?

satoru: deciding on what wine to get for riko lmfao 

you can’t help but smile at how cute suguru was, being so nervous for something that wasn’t even a formal first date. 

y/n: awww 🥹 get the rosé bby 

shoko: y/n if ur ass isn’t ready in 10 mins i s2g i’m gonna leave without u

you scrunch your nose and throw your phone on the bed — if you really hurry you could easily be out your door in fifteen. after thinking for five minutes, you decide on a classic little black skirt with a slit on the side paired with a lace cropped bralette (that honestly really did wonders to your boobs). you wore an oversized leather button down shirt, sheer black tights, and a pair of black gogo boots. you quickly fixed up your hair, figuring that “wet” look was already trendy anyway. after applying your makeup at the speed of light (you went for a subtle yet sultry neutral look), you grab your little purse and sprint out your room, and see that shoko was staying true to her word, as she was just about to head out the door. she sees you, stops, and grins. 

“you barely made it,” she teases, as she holds the door open for you. 

“you bitch.” you respond, rolling your eyes. “is utahime meeting us there?”

“yes she’s already there,” shoko says, not looking up from her phone as she calls an uber. so that’s why she’s been dying to get out of the house so impatiently. 

as both of you get into the uber, shoko pulls out two gummies from her purse and offers one to you. “pregame the pregame?” she says, and you both start giggling as you pop the gummy in your mouth. it’s probably not going to hit for a while, which leaves you plenty of time to get there and say your greetings to nanami and haibara before you get extremely crossed. you check your phone one last time, only to be met with no texts from toji. 

“thanks for the ride!”, shoko yells out as the uber driver speeds away. 

“umm, i’ve never been to oovoo javer…”, you say through giggles uncontrollably. oh, fuck. this must’ve been one of those fast acting gummies. shoko must have been feeling the effects too because she starts laughing noiselessly and you both are doubling over outside of satoru and suguru’s apartment, grabbing each other for support so you both don’t fall from how much you both are laughing.

the door of the boys’ apartment flies open and it’s some couple open mouth kissing each other, stumbling their way out of the confines of the living room rager that lied ahead for both of you. you and shoko both bit back another giggling fit before stepping in. suddenly, two arms engulfed both of you in a strong yet familiar bear hug. 

“himeee~” you hear shoko greet cheerfully. 

utahime hiccups, already a bit tipsy. she pouts jokingly before shoko kisses her cheek and you squeeze her torso back in another bear hug. “you bitches are awful for leaving me with dumb and dumber…” she says, punctuating her words with hiccups. 

“i’m sorry, 'hime. let’s grab a drink. i also packed you a joint,” shoko apologizes before utahime drags the both of you to the kitchen for a drink. in the kitchen, you find nanami slouching against the fridge, looking annoyed as ever, and haibara animatedly talking to some lower class men. haibara locks eyes with you and immediately turns and embraces you in a warm hug, while nanami manages a shoddy wave. 

"ahhh my favorite little babiessss~" you squeal, pulling both guys closers to you and giving them a strong hug. you always get very touchy and sentimental when under the influence. "i haven't seen you guys in sooooo long!"

"please let go, y/n." nanami says calmly, but not before briefly squeezing you back for what felt like half a second. wait a minute -- what the hell is nanami doing here? he never comes to these things.

"wait why are you he-"

"save it," nanami interrupts, running his fingers through his hair. "i'm only here because i wanted a referral to the lab gojo works at, and he said yes but that i needed to come over this evening so he could ask me some questions regarding the referral application."

"oh, yeah! what questions did he want to ask you?" haibara asks quizzically.

nanami takes an even deeper sigh. "i showed up and he asked if i wanted to take a shot and when i sad 'no just ask me what you need for the referral', he was like 'that's the question, do you want a shot?' and that's how i got fucking tricked into coming to this godforsaken rager." nanami seems truly miserable having fallen for satoru's scheme so easily. "anyway...given the circumstances, i did take a shot..." he groans, slowly sliding down the fridge onto the kitchen floor.

you and haibara laugh, and utahime hands you a white claw. you open the chilled can, and take a sip, your hazy state of mind helping you not feel the slight burning in the back of your throat.

"speaking of that idiot, where is he?" you ask, your eyes scanning the room for his bright white hair. you frown not seeing him anywhere, but your face quickly relaxes when you see suguru and riko heading to you and your friends. oh nice, suguru finally managed to ask riko to come to the pregame, too.

"hey riko!" shoko greets, "didn't expect to see you here..." she teases.

riko giggles and take a sip of her wine. "i couldn't say no to seeing my favorite customers!" she steals a quick glance up at suguru and you swear you see him blush. "also, this wine suguru picked out is amazing! how did you know i love rosé?"

you bite back a smile, making quick eye contact with suguru. "oh...lucky guess..." he shrugs, playing it off nonchalantly.

"oh by the way, i got a joint for us to share," shoko says, pulling it out of her bag. "anyone interested in puff puff passing?" she asks, already holding utahime's hand and heading to the balcony. suguru and riko follow suit, and you quickly bid nanami and haibara farewell.

as you turn around, you bump into the man you've been looking for, wearing the same basketball collegiate crewneck, white hair disheveled, and a drunken flush to his face.

you don't even get to say hello to satoru as he lifts you up in a giant hug that encompasses you and spins you around, making you squeal. you can't help but wrap your legs around him, knowing full well you probably shouldn't since your skirt was not long enough for it, but you needed to feel the warmth and comfort of his body around yours. you always got a bit too touchy feely when you were under the influence...

"eeep satoru~ put me down!"

"nope, missed ya", he mumbes into your hair. oh, he's definitely drunk right now. sober satoru would never openly admit something like that and it makes you giggle.

"please~ my skirt is too short for this ahh~" you plead, unwrapping your legs from his torso, all of sudden feeling embarrassed through the warm haze engulfing your body. satoru finally puts you down and shamelessly eyes you up and down while taking large sips of his beer.

"that skirt can definitely be shorter," he says cheekily, his blue eyes filled with drunken mischief. you roll your eyes dramatically and also take a sip of your claw.

"you're drunk, satoru..."

"and you need to get drunker!" he yells, already grabbing you a shot glass and pouring some of rankest shit you've ever smelled. the music starts pounding louder, and you need to raise your voice even higher to make sure he hears you.

"aren't you gonna take one with me?" you shout.

"y'know i'm a fuckin' lightweight, baby~" he frowns, handing you the shot, a little bit spilling with his sloppy actions.

you scrunch your nose at the strong stench. "i'm a bit stoned though so only one, okay?" you say to him. you close your eyes, hold your breath, and down it. your eyes water and you have to prevent yourself from dry heaving as you immediately grab the nearest can of cola on the table and chug it as a chaser.

"wooow, you're such a baby," satoru jeers, thinking about how you've always needed a non-alcoholic drink to wash down your alcohol. you're not a heavy drinker by any means -- not even a moderate drinker. as as a social drinker, you always feel the need to try to at least sort of keep up with your friends when they drink the rankest and cheapest liquor. thank god satoru has always been a lightweight.

"shut up~" you say, rolling your eyes. you grab satoru's arm and pull him closer to the balcony where all your friends are. he slides his arm down so that you're holding his hands. your heart beats faster, knowing full well your vices always made you...hornier than usual. you're trying really hard to not look back at satoru, but you steal a glance anyway. his flush face and tired eyes are all of a sudden looking really attractive to you. your eyes slide down and look at his hands, the shape of his long calloused fingers gripping your hand and you can't help but imagine how they would feel pumping inside you. oh god, was he always this attractive? ugh! why can't toji just message you back so you can just go over to his place instead of having to lust over your best friend?!

you both enter the balcony, and the cool yet humid evening air hits your face, allowing you to finally breath something that wasn't beer and sweat. that is, until the stench of weed hits your nose.

"ugh, this shit's gross! i dunno how you guys can fuckin' stand the smell," satoru complains, dramatically making a gagging face.

"and you call me a baby?!" you snort, still trying to not be obnoxiously flirtatious throughout the night to satoru. you cannot let the horniness win tonight. god, what's gotten in you? you're never this...desperate? it's satoru's fault because he's looking so good tonight, you tell yourself. you pass on the joint, and try to focus on the conversation at hand, but it's hard when satoru puts his arms around you and pulls your closer to his chest.

almost instinctively, you melt into his chest, allowing yourself to feel his warmth and focus on his breathing chest. you smell the beer from his mouth as he laughs at something suguru said and you giggle too so people can know you're sort of paying attention.

you're a perfect mix of drunk and high, and you're feeling blissful being out on this balcony with your best friends, albeit minus the thoughts of how good satoru was looking tonight. is it even that wrong to think that your friend looks hot? you're not being delusional right?

"suguru is definitely being a comedian tonight for riko, isn't he?" you tiptoe up to satoru and whipser into his ear, thinking you're being subtle. unfortunately for you (and suguru), the loud music isn't being carried out to the balcony, and everyone hears you, and starts laughing. oh shit. you immediately pan over to suguru and see him pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance.

"oh my god, suguru i- riko, i'm obviously joking!" you say really fast, slurring through your words as the shot finally is taking effect into your body. "obviously, suguru is the funniest person i know!"

"second funniest but i'm letting suguru tell all the jokes tonight. he needs this more than i do." satoru smiles brightly, looking at his best mate and making a kissy face at him.

"okay, riko, we are actually. um. we are leaving. and going to my room or the living room or literally anywhere else but here," suguru says, abruptly standing and helping riko up.

"wait what no, i wanna hear more about this-" she starts to tease, but ends up laughing.

"you're taking her to your room?!" shoko teases, raising her eyebrows comically. utahime chokes on the joint and starts laughing coughing and you do too, before you immediately stop. you cannot get on suguru's nerves tonight, as you know that'll make him too in his head to actually focus on having a fun time with riko.

you lift your body weight off of satoru and make way for suguru to leave. satoru side steps in front of suguru and pulls him into a hug, to which he scowls and tries to break free of. "mate, we LOVE you. i love you. and y/n loves you. and i'm going to absolutely obliterate you at street fighter at the barcade tonight." satoru slurs through his words and you almost feel bad for riko for having to deal with you and your friends.

you give a sympathetic look to riko as she trails behind suguru, patting his back softly and giggling. you're about to whisper a quick sorry to her, but she takes you by surprise by whispering "i hope i get obliterated by him tonight."

your jaw drops and you could almost cry laughing at what riko just said. i mean, okay, yeah it makes sense, and good for her but oh my god? i didn't know she had that in her?, you think to yourself.

"queen, i hope it happens. i'm for real manifesting this for you," you whisper back quickly and she sips her wine and giggles and follows suguru out of the balcony.

you turn around incredulously to shoko and utahime and look up satoru, all of them completely in shock at what they heard. there's a moment of silence to process before the intrusive thoughts win in your head. "honestly, i hope i get obliterated tonight, too."

shoko groans. "shut the fuck. up! you literally got obliterated last night! can you be normal about physical touch for just one night?"

"i can't, shoko, you know i get horny when i'm crossed~" you whine, your doe eyes getting wider in desperation. oh cool, you're off the deep end now. you're just fully horny and admitting it in front of satoru who will, at the very least, use this as incriminating evidence tomorrow.

"i can help with that," satoru flirts brazenly through the alcohol in his system, bringing you closer to him and holding you tight.

"desperation is such a turn off," utahime says almost immediately.

you giggle as you melt into satoru's chest once more. "what's going on, toji not treatin' ya right?"

your body almost instantaneously goes rigid upon hearing his name, and your senses almost clear up. you whip your phone of your purse, completely ignoring satoru's question and check your messages to see if you got a notification from toji, only to see nothing. you groan and rub your temples in stress. "okay guys, gather around. this is an emergency," you say as everyone huddles closer to you.

"it's not an emergency, FYI", shoko clarifies, already having heard this story in the uber ride here.

you explain to utahime and satoru about how toji had not responded to your explicit picture since this afternoon, and how you're feeling stupid and insecure about it. "i mean, is there something wrong with me? did i cross a line? how can you ignore the same titties you sucked on less than 24 hours ago?" you say frustratingly, the alcohol once again allowing you to give way more detail than you normally would.

"you see, it's a bit hard for me to, like, understand exactly what the situation is. i think i need to see the picture you sent him to really understand and help you out, y/n." satoru says with dead seriousness as he locks his eyes with you.

"oh yeah of course!" you say as you unlock your phone and are about to show him before shoko grabs your phone away and utahime flicks his forehead.

"you nasty disgusting pervert..." she mumbles, shaking her head.

"she was literally about to show me~" he whines. "i was asking as a friend, a homie."

"okay, listen y/n. he's probably busy. he's literally a single dad, and maybe he's busy with megumi. maybe he's trying to find a real job besides being a gigolo, we don't know but it's lame to dwell on it. let's just finish up this joint and head to the barcade soon, okay?" shoko assures, holding your hand as utahime puts your phone back in your purse. god, you love them so much it hurts.

you nod your head rapidly, as satoru gets a chime on his phone.

"ohhh, shit!" he exclaims, "this girl i helped today during lab is here. and she might actually show me her titties unlike you guys, so...i'm gonna leave."

you roll your eyes in even more annoyance. great, now satoru is gonna be hanging out some random airhead while you're left to your own vices for the rest of the night? you really don't want to spend the night waiting for toji to text, and you don't care to particularly ask satoru for help. but it does make you even more desperate knowing that you're still pretty drunk and everyone in your friend group seems to be getting laid tonight except for you. maybe you can find someone cute in the barcade?

as you all bid satoru goodbye, you continue to enjoy a couple more minutes with shoko and utahime while they finish smoking the joint. once it's finished, you all are ready to head out.

"okay, you get satoru, and we'll get suguru and riko," utahime instructs. that's so high school teacher of her, you think and bite back a smile.

"who's gonna kick everyone out of this...pregame house party thing?" you ask, gesturing to the 20 or so people getting progressively more drunk and sweaty in the boys' living room and kitchen.

"suguru will handle it, not our problem," utahime says, lighting out the joint into the nearest succulent pot in the balcony. she grabs shoko's hand and leads her out of the balcony, and you follow suit.

your nose is once again met with the stench of beer and sweat, and you make a face. your eyes scan the room full of party goers for satoru, as it shouldn't be hard to find the tallest person in the room with the brightest hair, but with no luck. ugh, he's probably somewhere in the rest of the apartment with that girl, you think, not looking forward to meeting some random slag satoru was probably going to sleep with.

as you made your way through the living room to the hallway to the boys' room and bathroom, trying your best to avoid the damp sweaty skins of people and sticky floors, you realize you need to pee really badly. you shove your way to the empty hallway and quickly down the rest of your white claw before beelining to the restroom at the end of the hallway.

as you're nearing the corner turn, you hear...oh god, are you hearing? moans? of course, someone is bound to hook up at this trashy party and make you feel even worse for being so drunk and horny and having no one tonight. that's okay though, you have a plan: you'll do your best not to make eye contact to the couple just turn right into the bathroom. just as you're about to execute this plan and turn the corner, you hear them moan, "o-oh satoru~" and your head immediately whips to the direction of the person who made the offensive noise.

you're not sure what you feel and you think you feel many things, including but not limited to: disgust, hostility, annoyance and...jealousy? wait, no, that can't be right.

your eyes widen and your jaw drops and you scoff as you see satoru french kissing some floozy outside his room, his hands up her shirt feeling her titties. wait, are you jealous or turned on? wait, what's happening?

satoru hears your scoff and rapidly removes his hands from the girl's shirt and stops kissing her to look at your bewildered and exasperated face. you give him a look that says "are you serious?" before you chuck your empty white claw can at him (he deftly dodges it) and shout, "get a room! but also get ready, you horndog, we're leaving to the barcade!"

you don't wait to hear an answer as you immediately slip into the bathroom and lock the door. god what was that? okay, let's break this down, you think to yourself, desperately scrambling to get your intoxicated thoughts in order. your head is slightly spinning and you lean on the bathroom sink for support as you try to sort out why you're feeling your chest drop in what you can only identify as jealousy. no, you're not jealous because you're in love with satoru, you're jealous because it just doesn't make sense.

if satoru is gonna fuck around with anyone tonight, it might as well be you, right? it's just rude, like as a friend, to kiss someone else who's not your friend when your friend is really horny, right? god, are your inebriated thoughts even making sense?

you try to snap out of delirium by turning on the faucet and drinking some water, trying to sober yourself down. or maybe you actually need to just get another drink? maybe you just need to find some cute guy to buy you a drink at the bar later and you'll snap out of it.

actually, maybe toji should just fucking text you back so you can go crawling to him at the end of the night so he can obliterate your pussy. you fish your phone out of your purse only to be met with no notifications from toji. you click on the message between you and toji, and start to draft out some lewd and lecherous texts to him. you thankfully, you don't have time to contemplate your actions or hit send before you hear the music die and people groaning.

you hear suguru yelling at everyone to get the fuck out and either go home or to the barcade, and you hear satoru start singing closing time, slurring the lyrics. this is the guy you're jealous about? this is the fella you want to lowkey fuck?

you pray that either a) toji messages you back or b) you find a nice non-creepy guy at the bar who's willing to at least make out with you, or 3) you instantly get sober after peeing.

only time will tell.

[bimbo-travel-blog]

oink oink day 2 was like so nice and relaxing but im starving and sweaty this morning and im like so turned on and its hard to think....i forgot what the pretty lady said to expect on day 3? oink

(Warning: Slob Content)

It is hard to think huh? Yeah! Totally! That’s why they made men and mistresses! Duh!

Well it’s twelve and you’ve been alternating between sleeping and masturbating for the last fourteen hours. That’s good piggy, that’s good. Yer gonna have a since stank and sheen to you when your master arrives! The attendant? Yeah, just easier to call him master, shorter word you know? Fun fact, it’s easier to just call all men master. That way you don’t gotta learn names or like really even consider what their role in your life is. Really cuts down on brain burden.

Anywho, Master’s gonna walk through that door in a few moments. Might be the same guy as last time, might be different, I don’t fuckin’ know, they just werk there it’s not like they’re marrying you. No knock this time. You might squeal in surprise as he walks in. Yer probably sill naked, probably sill have that rubber dick in your snatch. That’s okay. (Piggies don’t get privacy, or a place of their own, everyone gets to watch them fuck and groan.) The buzzing in your ears is back, well it never stopped, but you hardly notice it anymore. You feel your heart beat rapidly stabilize, and your panic shrivel. You can’t really think of what do do (Oink) so you just sit there confused (oink) as he comes closer. (Oink)

“Snnrk?” You snort at him dumbly as he comes up to you. Her squeezes your breasts, and inspects the new fat deposits on your body. He runs his fingers along your upturned and piggish nose. (Piggies like to be handled. Piggy is a piece of meat. Boys and girls can poke and prod and piggy girls will think it’s neat.)

“It’s time you eat.” He says after your examination.

You moan, and feel the dildo slide out of you wetly. Is the thought of lunch really turning you on? Probably yeah. (Being hungry makes you horny. Eating makes you horny. Being full makes you horny.) master leaves, and you’re a good piggy so you follow. Maybe you think to throw some panties over your leaking cooch, or to wrap yourself up in a sweaty blankets, but there’s no way you get fully dressed? What would even fit? Just that dildo lol, and it wears you!

Go on piggy, run after master. (It’d be better to crawl. Tomorrow you’ll crawl. You want to crawl.) you walk in silence behind him, you try to think of small talk, but your head is so full of static. Did you use to have thoughts bouncing around this head? You’ve been thinking in static so long it’s hard to remember. Remember how horny you are? Who could forget? Not you! Not your hungry pussy! Not that sodden stretched out pair of panties flossing your ass and cunt lips. That must be more important than whatever it is you forgot.

You can touch, they don’t care. Heck some of the other piggies, I mean guests have cum leaking down there thighs. Ooohbthat could be you, isn’t that exciting? That’s right find that porky little clit and give it a rub. See how everyone smiles when you do? Good pig.

It’s lunch, you feel your heart beat with anticipation. Like when you see your lover coming for you. Only it’s master with a platter of food. So hot. There’s no point pretending it’s not. You’re about to eat, and it’s going to feel sooooooo good.

The plates are put before you. There’s more than there was yesterday, and you dig in!

Yuuuuum. The static in your brain is like a snow storm when you eat.(Eat. Fuck. Sex. Horny. Oink. Good. More. More. More!) You’re fitting in mouthfuls of morsels between grateful moans. You’re barely bothering with utensils, they’re only good for herding the food on your plate into your mouth, and that’s when you’re not licking your plate clean. (Piggies have no manners. Piggies are slave to their hungers.) your mouth is rimmed with sauce, but if food fall into your tits and belly. You wipe your mouth off on the back of your hand and wait impatiently for the next plate to get move towards you.

You hear oinks of pleasure only this time they’re not from your headphones. They’re from you and the other pigs in the dining hall. It’s strange but the static doesn’t really let you think about it. (Oink, squeal, groan cum, piggy girls are super dumb.) “G-Good.” You groan definitely as you tip the contents of a plate over into your mouth.

Master’s hands are on you. A different one than the guy getting you food, but they’re all master. He’s massaging your gut, just like yesterday. “Noooo.” You groan as you feel a gas bubble rise up your throat. “Buuuurp.” (Good piggy. No class just gas.) a few pigs around the hall look at you with contempt, gravy dripping from newly born double chins. “Sawrry-re-re!” You squeal, then decide it’s safer not to trust your body at all, and to just stuff your face hole.

It feels so good. Each morsel, each mouthful. It’s like some big strong farm boy is massaging your clit, or your brain. It’s hard to say, but each bite is pleasure. Each bit of space in your stomach filled in pleasure. The Bambi Chow is pumping feel good drugs through your body and you could just about cum. A few girls do, so we would be surprised if you joined them, forks in hand, face muzzled with food, faces raised to they sky as their bodies joyfully convulse with the pleasure of a pure piggy orgasm.

You have to be led away from the table. No matter how full you get your brain just keeps asking for (more more more more more more more) more.

Your next class is primal screaming outside in the garden. You’re there with a whole group of most naked, miserable looking women. They’re all rubbing their bellies just like you, newly stretch out guts, smeared with sauce and grease from their fingers. “That was good.” You groaned and fart as you sit next to another guest down in the dirt.

“Urrrp” she says in agreement, and rubs her pussy through a stained pair of panties.

A new master comes in and helps all you girls find your primal scream. Your headphones feed the sounds of squealing pigs into your ears, it just feels so natural to join them. Oddly enough the rest of your group joins in to. You’re all squealing like pigs by the end of the session, and it feels sooooo good. (Dirty piggies live in groups. Piggy girl loves her fat piggy friends.)

After you’ve all been squealed, and snorted, you’re herded into the showers. Some of the piggies express joy and finally getting clean, others dismay. You’re all stripped of what remains of your clothing, and moved into a communal shower. You’re all numbly uncomfortably. Being naked with the strangers is making you (hot, friendly, horny, happy, comfortable, natural, right.) feel okay. It’s not like you haven’t seen these pigs naked before.

The water comes on and there’s squealing all about. It’s cold, and you shiver. You worry about your headphones, but don’t. They’re waterproof. A group of master then comes in with sponges, and buckets of soap. They get to working cleaning the lot of you. It’s so dehumanizing the man barley even looks at you. He just grabs you and rubs you down with his soft sponge. His rubbing makes you realize how soft your arms and thighs have become. “That Bambi Chow really works!” You oink dumbly, as he works on you. (Good, right, true. Piggies are meat! Be treated like meat! Welcome touch. Crave touch, any touch. Good touch. Still horny, still needy. Piggy wanna cum.)

Once you’re shampooed he moves on to the next, and you’re left to shiver in the shower until everyone is done. There’s nothing to do but rub you porky little pussy and watch.

After that the herd is dressed in nice robes, and slippers, and taken to art class. “The paint is totally edible!” The skinny bimbo says happily as a few of your hungry friends dip their fingers in to find out. She looks so wrong, you think. (A piggy should be dumb and fat.) She’s not a pig, you realize. She’s a woman. (All women should be pigs) That’s what’s wrong with her. (That’s what was wrong with you, no so long ago.)

She brings out glasses of wine, and tells you all to paint what’s on your mind. A few of the girls just sit there dipping their hands into the tubs of edible paint, sucking their fingers dry. Their headphones look happy with them, if that makes any sense.

Those of you who can hold a paint brush, do your best. You can’t help but notice with a joy that makes your pussy blow raspberries that the themes are all… piggish. Either the girls are painting pigs. Some point at a pig they’ve painted and giggle happily “that’s me!” Other paint themselves, but with a snout, and tail. Others simple draw erotic scenes of fat women being fucked in the mud, or passed out in a food trough.

The ugly bimbo with the button nose and flat stomach has to take a few paintbrush out of your pussy at some point. It’s not your fault, you oink patheticly. The other pigs are just drawing such hot stuff…

What do you paint? Were you artistic before? It’s hard too remember l. You’re too relaxed to remember. You’re on vacation. You can remember all that human shit after your vacation. Totally.

Next thing you know, you and the other pigs, and being herded into a mud bath. You gasp excitedly, letting out a happy little fart as you and the other pigs run to the mud. Your heavier body feels so good in motion, so jiggly.

It’s even better covered in mud. You and the others, moan as you sink in. “I’m home!” You sigh, and lean in to kiss the nearest pig. She shorts in surprise at first but the taste of your tongue soon convinces her. You make out for a long time. You grope her soft body and smear it with mud, she does the same to you.

“I’m not gay.” She sighs, humping your muddy thigh.

“We’re just getting ourselves ready for the hogs.” You explain, exactly as your headphones explained to you, when you had the same complaints. They buzz happily, so proud of you. Your friend is happy with that excuse and bugs wildly against your thigh. “Good pig.” You sigh.

Similar scenes take place all around the pool. You didn’t realize how much better a mud bath could be with other pigs. You realize just how much was missing from them prior to all of this. The muddy orgy goes on for as long as you like. A master never steps in to pull you out. Instead one by one hunger will pull a pig out of the mud and bring her into the dining room next door, the smell is incredible. Soon there is a muddy trail leading there. A filthy pig sits are you own table, devouring everything in sight.

Maybe you linger in the mud until the end, or maybe your hunger calls you away early. It’s up to you, this is your vacation. The pig farm just wants to make sure you relax and have a good time. So play in the mud until you fall asleep, Orr eat yourself into a food coma.

Whatever makes piggy happy.

[bibyshitsuji24k]

I was thinking... okay, let's say that the concept from season 2, where Smile transforms into a demon permanently, is canon (let's pretend Alois = r!Ciel and he's x.x)

I find it hard to believe that Smile would have disappeared forever and left the mansion he worked SO HARD for?? He wouldn't have left his toy businesses either?? Nor leave his family if that's the only thing that keeps him kinda social/normal human?? What about his loyal servants? He didn't say anything to them. I'm not even talking about lizzy bc that last dance broke my heart, he wouldn't have done that ToT

Smile is very different from Ciel, but he's selfish af. He went through literal hell to be in the position he's in rn, and he wouldn't just leave everything behind now that he's a demon. Okay, let's pretend he did fulfill his revenge against whoever was behind his parents' murder and the cult. He wouldn't just leave now that he's a demon and has superpowers? I think he'd definitely make use of them, continuing to manage the estate he's in charge of, being a top-notch businessman, and keepin' the Phantomhive legacy. periodt

I know this was written in 2011, buH i just can't stand season 2's writing ToT. I was trying to make it werk somehow but it's kinda impossible lol

[evansbby]

I'm so late but I just have to talk about my DILF story because I need y'all to know while many (maybe most tbh) DILFs are trash, there are some good ones out here!!!!

Okay so first of all you gotta meet the DILF organically and not on any dating app! Obviously my friends and many women have had bad experiences with even the DILFs they randomly met IRL but you still have a better chance than on Hinge so remember that babes <3 Put yourself out there and pray hard 😭

I met my DILF through friends of friends. I'm lucky enough to be friends with rich people who are popular and know everyone soooo I'm always meeting and interacting with all kinds of people. My friends are also freaky AF so meeting old men is a norm 😭 Atp, I don't even ask how tf they know these people lol. I'm just here for a good time!!!!

So a few years ago, I met this one DILF and he was unlike any guy I'd ever met (I never expected to meet a guy so amazing, seriously). First, I quickly realised he was autistic like me (my friends don't agree because they been hurt but autistic men do it better 😌). We automatically clicked and we became really close friends instantly. I was 21 when we first met and he was 39.

He has triplets but his ex wife (here's where I kinda got the ick: they were childhood sweethearts and dated their whole lives and I have dealt with too many men like that to not know better 😖) has full custody of the kids and are raising them with her fiancé at the time (they've been married a long time now), one of the men she had been cheating on him with and the one who got her pregnant 😗.

Anywayz he had been divorced for a few years already but I was sooooo scaredddd. We had insane sexual tension between us from day 1 that we tried to deny but we also had this friendship and bond..I didn't know what to do. And my friends weren't helpful 😒 They just wanted me to hop on his dick and get over with it smh.

One day a horny demon possessed me and I just started kissing him while I was chilling at his house 🙈 (I also stopped having sex when he entered my life sooo there's that). He kissed me back really hesitantly. Like he would kiss me passionately for a few seconds and then just stop as I kissed him all over his face and neck. After some time of him doing that, he pushed me off of his lap and said he doesn't wanna take advantage of me I'm much too younger than him etc (I was 23 and he was 41). Girlllll the horniness was really in control cause I really told this man "You can take advantage of me all you want" 😭 which left him speechless lmao

We ended up talking it out though haha and after centuries of me telling him "Yes I want this I want you the age gap isn't a big deal" we scheduled a date. The first date happened and he wasn't gonna have sex with me until a while after to show how much he respects me (his words) but I begged him like crazy 🙈 and after the first few dates where I was a huge tease hehe we made love in his bedroom. TMI but he was the first man I've ever met (didn't know they even existed....) to spend most of the time eating me out front and behind 🏃‍♀️ He worshipped my body and the foreplay was insane he really kissed all over my body so slowly and gently I came by the time he was making out with my thighs🏃‍♀️ He focused on me the entire time I knew I had to wife him up 😊😚

So we're married now. Really betraying my people for this beautiful white man 😖 We recently agreed that we wanna have kids soon 😌 So remember girlies you gotta manifest and believe in yourself. You can and will find a good DILF 🧚‍♂️

Your high standards will bring good things 💞 I have had the worst experiences with men you could ever think of and I was still able to meet my soulmate 😚 It will happen for you all I promise!!!!

WELL DAMN

Yeah, I think you hit the lottery with this rich and thoughtful dilf who sounds like he’s AMAZING in bed too 😭😭😭 OKAY WERK MISS Y/N

Also I’ve noticed so many of y’all are the ones who make the first move! I love that for you guys! Personally I’ve never made the first move bc I have the crippling fear of being rejected !! 🤠🤠 BUT MAYBE I SHOULD START MAKING THE FIRST MOVE SINCE IT HAS WORKED FOR SO MANH OF YOU 😂🥹

[nonhumanhottie]

Tales of the empire reaction

I'm gonna be so real I really don't care much for Morgan. Her being a nightsister was very random and I don't find her that interesting lol

Why are cartoons so visually dark you have the ability to make them viewable give me light

Aw am I supposed to feel sorry for Morgan?

Hey is that Pellaeon??

Oh it is!!

Okay they were much better at doing angry crowd shouts 15 years ago lol

Oh I do not like how Thrawn looks in this he looks like a sim

Here comes the organ music at least there's that

Okay but she's not really a witch anymore right how can she be faster than blaster fire?

Is it just me or at the grunting and panting sound effects just way too much? Like they're just awful and distracting to listen to

Oh hey Bo

This overall feels like supplementary backstory to a character who wasn't fleshed out in other media tbb

Like i can definitely feel the backstepping they were doing to make this work

Sorry for being a little hater but it wasn't my fave

On to the second half

God palpatine really had everyone believing he was attacked and that swinging hard to fascim was a normal response he is the girlboss of all time

Inquisitor Island

The grand inquisitor is acting so... normal lmao

Yesss pit the children against each other

We are going a mile a minute!! These alledged tales aren't designed for 15 minute episodes lmao

Now is Vader gonna recognise Barriss? Does he hate her?

Oh Barriss I think you've chosen the wrong job path babes

Barriss girlie what have you gotten yourself into?

Oh a non binary jedi?? Werk

That was a quick turn around lol

Bare hands in those weather??

Shes old now wait where are we in the timeline why are we jumping so far forward??

At least Barriss recognises she made some Choices and that the Jedi would ultimately good

Okay I love the change from holding back makes you predicable to anger makes you predicable

I'm gonna say it. I don't think lightsabers are good light sources. Have you ever tried to find something in a coloured light?

Oh it's giving the ending of the shining in the hedge maze hahaha

This felt kiiiinda lazy lol. Sure, it's gorgeous, but imo the hyper-realistic backgrounds and textures don't suit the more blocky style. Also aesthetics alone don't really work in a format like this

I feel like I'm being harsh but I didn't really feel like anything stuck out to me in a good way, other than I guess Barriss reenforcing that the Jedi way is about light an forgiveness, but the pacing and timeline is whack lmao

I get this isn't designed to be a standalone piece of media but the Vader thing is especially annoying to me because it doesn't add anything to this. I think the Grand Inquistor referencing him would have been enough

In fact if I was to rewatch Tales of the Jedi, I probably wouldn't enjoy it as much as I did the first time. I don't think this a good format for these stories

[hospitalterrorizer]

diary209

4/11-12/2024

thursday - friday

got 2 werk tomorrow.... guhh.

not looking forward to getting up and stuff, and i need to sleep very soon so i can get up soon enough to not be like, messed up or late or whatever.

but right now i am on the last export of the last song i think, so now it's gonna be an effort regarding vocals, and then i'll do another pass over the record, see what needs tending to, very exciting, i think that tomorrow my gf might be out for a bit? but we'll see, maybe not.

but the time will come soon enough for me to do all that, so it'll be done soon.

anyway today was errands day, and it went basically well, slightly stressful but i am losing the need to be so wrapped up in the emotional stuff w/ my gf's mom, who is always on re: anxiety, just letting that go and stuff, it is making things smoother.

today i am also frustrated w/ a lot of my friends, my birthday is coming up and whatever which doesn't really matter honestly but i wanted to go out, and i don't really want to like, go out in a big group right now, or like, it just feels like wrangling cats, cuz it's on the next monday, and stuff. frustrating but whateverrrr. there's also a bunch of tension rn and people prod at these relationship things and it's like getting hairy and i just want to go out w/ my gf now. it bite but what can i do, i guess i can try harder, i could have tried harder for sure but them like, not showing up to her thing is just like, what the hell, what is the point of even trying. it's always at their convenience and i guess we are inconvenient people becuz no car or whatever but gosh it just bites to feel like that, and then to see that blow up in their lives in ways, especially w/ my long time friend. he has gotten away with a lot, nothing awful but tiny things, nothing really, idk, i can't go into it but it's not like cruelty or whatever, just a lot of things people say are normal but maybe one should question, he's never been put in a place to question it, and now it's like, him being faced with that, by someone very very mad at him, her anger it's like, what's going to nourish that, the way i see that nourished/utilized online in specific discourses wigs me out! it's a not fun situation to think about and they are both very good people, i love them, but now i just think like, what can go wrong, what will go wrong. am i too involved? yeah, mentally at least. god knows they do not think i am fucking thinking about it this much. my life is tiny, continuous and every step i take feels like it throws things off, everything is wrong, that's beautiful in a way or it nourishes me, but it's also not really good for being socially present i guess. it makes me withdraw. i am in a withdrawing phase.

okayyy, one last export actuallyyy lol... dumb, needs to be brighter.

alright, i think it's better now, maybe i'll have to go back in and bump vocals up again tho, but we'll see on re-listening which i'll also try to do tomorrow. yayayayay, getting closer and closer to completion,,,whoa...

okay so, since i need to sleep soon,

byebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fagmegumi]

u not a lesbian tho ur bisexual

Okay so let me clear this up not even for the benefit of anon but for my mutuals who don’t know me irl and may get the wrong impression from it.

what i meant to say in those tags is that the reason i still feel comfortable going to women’s places in my current state of existence is that 1) lesbianism AND womanhood both come in many diverse flavors of gender experiences so to speak 2) ERGO even lesbians who are straight up cis women can and will be attracted to people with various kinds of gender experiences, both “internally” so to speak (‘identity’) and “externally” (various configurations of genitals, breasts or lack thereof, body hair, presentation, etcetc.) this isn’t the case for ALL obviously but its certainly the case for some. Like I personally know lesbians who know about my gender situation and would still fuck me lol im not even being prescriptive rn as you point out i am NOT a lesbian and its not up to me to say what they should or shouldnt do. Im literally describing reality. 3) as i exist right now, i am a person with breasts, a pussy, and a relatively feminine face (though invisalign is doing wonders on my jawline, werk!). To say that no lesbian who sees me in a bar dancing could possibly be attracted to the person they see is genuinely so far out of the bounds of reality it boggles the mind. Also this is neither here nor there but i don’t exactly consider myself a “man”, like I would never want to fill the social role of ‘man’ the way a cis man does. That’s why i call myself transmasc but not a trans man. If id been born with a penis and assigned male at birth and raised a boy etcetc, i would STILL want to socially and/or medically transition bc I simply dont see myself as a genuine 100% man the way i dont see myself as a woman.

If i ever do manage to get hrt and I acquire more masculine characteristics etc the situation will be different, like I wouldnt feel as comfortable going to spaces for women. Also I should specify that the bar i went to today does not call itself a “lesbian bar”, it is a bar for queer women of any sexuality (and their friends and allies of other genders). Not every single person in there was a woman, and not every single woman was a lesbian. Statistically in fact many of them were probably bisexual, and honestly assuming otherwise is lowkey pretty biphobic lol

lastly, i also want to specify that, even if im pre-transition and i look for all intents and purposes like a cis woman (something that makes my life hell in many generic lgbt places, where the general misogynistic and boys-club vibe makes it so gay dudes will tolerate me at best and assume im a ‘fag hag’) i still would never have sex with a lesbian without clarifying my gender situation to them first. I simply would not feel comfortable with that in fact the thought makes me pretty nauseous. But at the same time 1) i know (again, for a fact) there are plenty of people who use the label of lesbian who WOULD fuck me even after knowing and 2) i dont think grinding a little on a stranger in a bar you saw from a cross the room and found really hot, or even having a short dancefloor makeout with them, is anywhere on the same level.

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season 2 (part 2)

apparently tumblr has a character limit so lol here's part 2 of my watch of season 2

EPISODE 8:

Last day of skewl !!!!

They just want fireworks :’(

AYO WENDY PLAYS CLARINET SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

Cartman on French horn !!

Stan, Kenny & Kyle play violin that’s cute !! Will note

They all WEAR SUITS NSGNKNGS SO CUTE

Chef get them fr

EPISODE 9:

Film festival episode !! This is exciting

Wendy popping off at Cartman as usual, she just never misses

Oh so stendy broke up??? Depression

“She’s NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!” Do u want me dead? Yes

Stan get back with Wendy challenge ? Pls i need y’all together

“If she holds his hand in the theatre it will be all over for him” Kyle has never spoke more real words

STENDY MOVIE SCENES <3 LFG

Stan scarred w lesbians whoops

Stan slowly becomes an ally, as previously stated in my s1 post, i will make sure that is so >:(

KYLE SINGING ON THE TOILET KBSBGBDBD

Okay alr the cartman ass screen joke was funny ok i laughed

Not them looking for mr Hankey BYE

AVERAGE CARTMAN TAKING CLOUT…

Stendy back at the movies AAAAAAA

AWWW HE GRABBED HER TISSUE THAT’S SWEET OF STAN <3333

So ur telling me Kyle had a piece of shit in his mouth and there’s photo evidence??? NOT COOL

Style “I’m here for u” ugh they’re besties fr fr

Wendy asks stan to see a movie and immediately abandons Kyle HE’S WHIPPED

But also how dare u Stanley KYLE NEEDED U

OH MY GOD. JWGJBSDBGKJDSBKJSDB STAN IS TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND DURING THE MOVIEEDDJVFJKJKNFV KFV

WaIT IS THAT WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO THE WHOLE TIME? HOLD HER HAND?!?!?!?!?!?

I’M mentally unwell

No bc end me I’m CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP

HE TRIES TWICE ????F?E?G?G?F no bc that’s so fucking cute

No bc it’s Stanley “she’s not my girlfriend” marsh to Stanley “this girl is so cute i wanna hold her hand” marsh

OMG SHE GRABS HIS HAND AND THYE HOLD HANDS GFJGDFJKNDFGJKFJKDFVJNK. STOPP IT RN

AAAAA THEY ARE JUST <3333333333333

And… stan vomits, per usual lol

They still hold hands stop it

Wendy: i think I’ve seen this film before but instead she loves the ending <3

God y’all i just love stendy so much

Kyle & Stan friendship secured so sweet

Literally wtf i will never understand the talking piece of shit sorry Kyle

Wendy apologizing to stan abt taking him to the films when I KNOW DEEP DOWN MY SON WAS THRIVING BEING ALONE WITH WENDY

He forgives her wbk wbk

Ain’t no back talk on my ship u fools

THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS AGAIN FDGJKNFDKJNFDGKJFDG pls tell me they’re dating again i need them

Oh my god stendy saved this episode thank you

EPISODE 10:

SO WE STARTING THIS with stan’s mom and sister at the hospital oh i know this gonna b weird

NO NOT CHICKEN POX

Omg stan ur gonna get THE POX FEJNCCKEN

Stan and Kyle’s families are so close !!

Oh and liane <3

DON’T DRAG KENNY YOU DINGOS

“IN THE GHETTOOOOOO” omg the TikTok meme is here SLAY i loved this one haha

EGGO WAFFLES FOR DIN ??? ME TOO BABE

Cartman SHUT UR MOUTH

Oh god Kenny’s family is so chaotic i hate it they deserved better

Kyle and stan have matching sleeping bags AWWWWW

Kenny can’t afford normal dinner food but can clap the lights off???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

OFC THEY ALL GET THE POX

GODS AND CLODS ??? LMAO

lol not Sheila making Kyle get the pox bc he’s the golden child that won’t get sick

OMG KYLE IS THE ONLT HEALTHY PERSON LEFT

So i remembered that stan hates hospitals and i can’t imagine what’s going thru his head right now besides being pissed abt hw

THEY JUST STORM INTO HIS BATHROOM WHILE HES NAKEY

KYLE’S PAPER HAHA

I’m actually cackling AT THIS SEQUENCE VNVNKJSDNKJV

NOOOOO NOT KYLE

EPISODE 11:

Garrison RELAX

Cartman is perfect for the cheesy poofs comm

Creepy girl….

Omg this poor deranged kiddo :(

FOOTLOOSE a BOP

KYLE ATE THAT HAIKU

ALSO KENNY !!!! SLAY

Kyle is eating these haikus ugh as he should

HYPNOSIS.

Eric kinda popped off

Mackey OMG U DID NOT

My throat hurts >:(

Haha CHEESY POOF

Eric’s one second of fame— relatable

The one time Eric slayed werk

EPISODE 12:

Okay ngl, if this is the episode i think it is, imma pass away

I’ve seen clips on TikTok ok

Omg THE KIDS PLAYING MILITARY OMG CDSNJDIJ

Kenny PLS JNCJDNJKNS

WENDY AND BEBE

“Kyle, doesn’t bebe look pretty today?” Omg it’s KYBE TIME

It’s the way i stan stendy, style, kybe, bendy and stendyle all at once I AM WINNINGGGG

Stendy walks away from Kyle and bebe omg omg

KYLE PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS BACK U KNOW BEBE A STUNNER SHE’S A DAME

Wendy the nations’ KYBE leader, stan the second in command

Stan: no

TRUTH OR DARE LOL

BEBE.

All bebe sees is cake. That’s it. Kyle’s cake. Living, breathing legend.

Wendy setting them up AW

Stan: WE NEED TO MAKE A CLUB HOUSE STAT

Kyle: ?!?!?!?!?

Rare Cartman & Kenny duo things

SHARON MOTHER RELAX

OMG BEBE PASSING A NOTE FDSKBFSDKJGB

DSKJBDSGKJBSGBDKSDK STYLE CONTENT LMAOOOO

But AYO bebe really likes Kyle’s booTAY

The PARENTS ARE FIGHTINNN

Bebe: AYO Kyle LET’S SEE THAT ASSSSS

Kyle: aight?

“I WANNA BE DARED TO KISS HER” STAN OMG DSJNFDSJBGSKD i love stendy crumbs YES

What THE FUCK NOT SHARON & RANDY DIVORCING FSBJKSGDJKGDSDKBJ NO

WHO THE FUCK IS ROY

Get the FUCK OUTTA HERE BRO

Stan was too stunned to speak

Wtf is HAPPENING ?!?!?! Poor Stanley

Stan preaching to the CHOIR

TRUTH OR DARE

The boys are SHAKING

Wendy slayed okay Kyle PUCKER UP

I HC WHEN THEY OLDER THAT BEBE IS A GOOD KISSER and tbh so is Kyle but the first few times Kyle is all tongue and no lip— nasty bro

Kyle will never take a chance to let cartman win that’s just fact

AAAA KYBE

Kyle: AAA

Omg dude it’s ur first kiss relax

“Fucking sickening” but make it with the rupaul YASSIFICATION

Stan: looks intensely at Wendy’s lips

OLDER!HC: stan is like. addicted to Wendy’s lips. All he wants to do is show his affection ALL THE TIME but is also shy abt it??? LMAO

Stan: Dare RIZZ

ROY FUCK OFF

GOD DAMMIT ROY U FUCKED IT UP

Omg kybe okay please let this be good

BEBE GIRL Y’ALL WEREN’T EVEN DATING

LMAOOONSDFNSD

Kyle is flabbergasted

OFC she hooks up with Clyde right after BRUH

But i also like Clybe so it’s okay

Omg STAN NOT THE BEAR TRAP DON’T GET HIM IN THE BEAR TRAP

Alas, OFC Sharon and randy stay strong go get ur dick girl

“CLUBHOUSES ARE MAGICAL” —stan marsh, as his parents are fucking in the clubhouse he built

EXCUSE ME BEBE WHAT THE FUCK

I hope he didn’t do it omg

EPISODE 13:

What the hell

Kyle beating cartman is my favourite

“THESE ARE MY FUCKING FOOD STAMPS, HOW AM I GONNA EAT WITHOUT THESE FOOD STAMPS?” — KENNY MCCORMICK

Kyle threatening Cartman so true bestie

Oh god this is gonna fucking suck

Cartman being flung OUCH

WHEN CARTMAN HITS THE SNOW AAA

excuse me? not the prostitute

this is bad broken vietnamese UGH

CARTMAN.

kenny robbed

stan and kyle playing with the dolls is so wholesome <3

EPISODE 14:

why didn't I know kyle's dad was a lawyer? interesting

little german dance

WAIT STENDY IS DATING AGAIN DFSJBGSBJKGSDKBJ

"hey, elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my GIRLFRIEND wendy?"

DEAD

he wants to gift her a song NO ONE SPEAK TO ME

not me actually tearing up irl THIS IS EMBARASSING

but no fr stan is WHIPPED I love that for him

chef hoeing out with kyle's mom??? huh

NOT MISS CRAB TREE. chef rly do be desperate

Mr mackey crowd surfing ended me LMAOO

elton SINGING THE SONG STAN WANTED HIM TO WRITE FOR WENDY :')

WENDY LOOKING AT STAN ugh the fluff they exude

CHEWBACCA

EPISODE 15:

UGH THIS BORDER MAKES ME WANNA FIGHT A BITCH

uhm... this is sus cartman

oh this is a Halloween ep cool

oh WAIT I'VE SEEN THIS ONE ON TIKTOK TOO

creepy murder fish

"hella"

god my paranoia could NEVER

POOR KENNY HIS ROOF IS LEAKY :(

JESUS christ that goldfish scares me

NOT KILL

not the slap from shelly oml HAHA

stan- OMG NOT THE DEAD PERSON

"mommy's little angel" correct, my son is babie

not the SQUASH DFSKJBDSKBDSKB

cartman on some shit rn omg

WHAT THE FUCK TWO CARTMANS

cartman using aunt flo as a massage chair cackles a lil

sharon not giving a single fuck about randy's accusations

oh no not stan and kyle's alts

EPISODE 16:

stan gets told not to go: goes anyway

kenny riding shotgun and not giving a RAT'S ASS until money is thrown

god i'd die if I had to listen to singing for 6 hours

liane is just. so cool ok

kyle: AAAA

EYE- stan that's not cool bad noodle

EW I FEEL BACK FOR KYLE

kenny hoarding food HA

charles: how would u like to come with me to another secluded part of the mall?

kenny: ok

don't mess w kyle brofloski period

kyle: still mad abt mr.hankey

they all getting shot at but kyle has PRIORITIES

SHARON LMFNNKSDFB GET HIM

stan: sorry

HAHAHAH

EPISODE 17:

TWEEEKKKKKK OMG HIS FIRST APPEARANCE AND LINES <3

my deranged son <3 ily tweek

omg tweek's family runs a coffee shop <3 so cute

tweek he's so cute with his little gnome story

oh shit 8 year olds w coffee

THIS IS GONNA BE PSYCHO

OH GOD LMAOOO

Cartman sleeping in his puke yikes

oh he has ADD :'( little bean

Cartman slayed this time haha

Working w the underwear gnomes haha

Side not: my cats are finally sleeping on the same bed and not killing each other <3

OMG Y’ALL HAHAHAHA

EPISODE 18: (SEASON FINALE)

Is this an impersonation of Owen Wilson ??? LMAO

KyLE Y’ALL ARE 8 NO

The WAY STAN CIRCLES DOWN INTO THE CAVE DSJNFJKSDNG HE’S SO CUTE

And there’s the vomit

I’m starting to wonder if Stan has bad motion sickness or he just has a shit immune system

Cartman referencing my favourite movie of all time??? That was iconic of him. grease is MY FAVOURITE MOVIE <333333333

Style fighting >:(

Cartman so true abt style fighting

1999 ??? My birth year??? Epic

“ASSMASTER”

NO OH MY GOD STYLE Y’ALL ARE IN YOUR DIVORCE ERA

Nah bc they are such good friends they better get back together at the end of the episode

When Kyle doesn’t finish Stan’s line abt Kenny… u KNOW THEY FIGHTINGG

THE girlies ARE FIGHTING THEY IN THEIR WWE ARC

Larry u tell ‘em

Overall, season 2 better than season 1, 8/10

[mtsainthelens]

hayloft is way better than i remember lol okay werk!

[petrovna-zamo]

[lafortis]

Okay gamers time to werk, having a real hard time getting ready and leaving tho lol

[bimbo-travel-blog]

Hi, I was looking for somewhere to relax for a week after a stressful semester and noticed one of your towns pig farms had a spare cabin and apparently a spa. I was wondering what sort of beauty treatments they offered as the brochure didn't go into much detail?

Oh baby cakes it just transformational there’s no other werd for it.

I mean for real as members of the tourism department we get free visits to all the facilities in town, and let me tell yew the girls that go to The Serene Sow Spa don’t werk here long. Lol, I mean those girls get Dumb!

So jelly. I gotta write all day 😡 it’s the worst.

Anywho baby blue. We’re talking about you! Lol that’s so true! Haha anywho… what Wuz ah talkin’ bout?

Oh yeah!

Spa Day!!!

Haha soooo glad you’re comin’ to stay! I Mean visit!

First thing after check in is a quick two hour relaxation session in the spa. While your bags are brought to your cabin you’re sitting in a salon chair with a pair of cute pink headphones snug over your ears. Binaural beats, soothing music, and the subtle sound of piggy squeals will leave you feeling dazed and relaxed. (Relax and listen to the beat. Relax and sink into your seat. You don’t even have to think. Being a pig is your kink.)

After that you’re treated to a lovely meal in the spa’s restaurant. Delicious food filled, loaded and overflowing with all the chemicals needed to plump yew up and dumb you down! And dang are those headphones still on? Lol your forgot all about them! That’s okay they’re so comfortable and the way they make your head feel is soooooo nice. (Pigs like you know what to do. Pigs like you chew chew chew. Getting full is so much fun! You’ll be wet by the time you’re done.)

After you’ve gorged yourself to your satisfaction, it’s time for a relaxing massage. Just lay there while one of our experts has their way with your body. Kneading the tension out of your muscles. (Being touched is good and right. I let anyone touch me without a fight. Hands on me make me hot. Even when they rub places they should not.)

Finally you end your day with a nice soak in our therapeutic mud bath. Relax with a mud mask, and limitless margaritas! Let our mud soften your skin, shrink your pores, and erase any blemishes that might be making you unfuckable! All the while our mud mask helps turn your nose into a cute upturned snout, though you’ll probably not notice much of a difference on your first night, especially if you’re on your third marg!!! (It feels so good to play in the mud. Soaking in the mud makes me happy. In the mud is where I belong. In the mud I wish I was stuck. In the mud is where I fuck.)

Then we hose you down with warm water and send you stumbling to your cabin. Don’t worry about your clothes, we got you a robe and slippers. Oh and are those darn headphones still on? Well you look so cute with them, why don’t you just keep them on for the night? By now you’re used to the fun buzzing, used to how hard it makes it to think, how comforting the subtle oinks and squeals it feeds you are.

Then the night is yours bitch.

Most piggies spend it masturbating. Which is always a correct choice for a Bimburough Bimbo. But others choose to raid the mega-fridge stocked with complimentary eats and treats. Maybe drive to town for dinner if you think you can still drive in a straight now. If not the cops might take you in for driving while hypnotized!

Whatever you do you’ll be lulled to sleep by your favorite headphones as they spend the whole night reinforcing all the lessons you’ve learned that day. (Thinking is hard, eating is good. Relax and eat. Touching is good. Crave touch. Mud is good. Crave mud. It’s good to be touched in the mud. It’s hard to thinking when you’re eating. It’s hard to think when you’re being touch. It’s hard to think in the mud. Not thinking makes you horny…)

And that’s just day one!

More to cum, but I’ve written soooooo many words! I need to fuck!

[posicpansy]

haiiii :0P

welcom 2 my posic blawg!! for me, "posic" meanz i kind of see stuff and some places as sentient (to put it rlly simply). it depends on the thang honestly! also i am a dog, or summat lol X0D

im mostly connected to electrik objectz, floorz(car pet in particular) nick-nackz, stuffiez, & old stuff.

i rlly like tranzmission towerz, they are like angelz 2 me. toasterz also hold a special place in my heart. most objects are just people to me, but to varying degreez- thoze degreez arent for any reazon in particular tho. Also I don't really get into the habit of naming my itemz cuz i forget thingz ezily and i feel rood naming them.. ( like.. what if they had a name alredy? X0] )

I type like thiz on thiz blog bcuz itz ez + fun 4 me- if you need me 2 stop for a second cuz of reading issuez or summat i can totally do that B0] (i dont always talk this way.. sorry for any tonal whiplash that might cause! X0P)

DNIs don't rlly werk sooo... Wishing a painful death to all whom oppose my wonderful and jubilant existence!! Basically if youz a hater of minorities or harmless freakz plz kys neow!!! ^^ (i guess going away works too though...)

Sending love to all my non-haterz of the living & non-living persuasions on this puzzling planet of wonderz + woez (mostly wonderz though in my opinion)! I hope you hav a nice day- even if you didnt reed this far :0]

Okay okay... herez my tags if yu wanna reed them!

hashtag bowwow - ey! im talkin' here!

hashtag my buddiez - an objekt friend of mine iz featured here!

hashtag home - this place or image makes me feel at home! i probably want to sleep and/or live here!

hashtag beastly angels worthy of worship - transmission towerz + relaated elektrical stuff

hashtag elektrik! - most all other electrick objects!

hashtag flora - plants are the main focuz

hashtag líquido - liquid! usually watr

hashtag faux friends - plushies n similar life-imitating thingiez

hashtag face friends - maskz, helmets, n others!

hashtag neck adorners - necklaces, collars, etc!

hashtag otherzz - other objects that i haavent categorizzed

hashtag ft. feline - therez a cat in this!

hashtag ft. canine - therz a dog in this!

az a last note for any super reeederz- just waanted 2 say hai! im a little off mentally and i got voices in my hed but i guess i make for okay company! stay az long az you like + feel free 2 ask questionz! Thiz iz my houze though so plz dont be.. weird at me okay. okay cool baibai ^^

[hazelmcnellis]

Monatsrückblick: Februar 2023

Willkommen zum Monatsrückblick für Februar auf meinem Blog! d^.^b Als leidenschaftliche Autorin, Leserin und Film- und Serienjunkie möchte ich heute mal wieder meine persönlichen Highlights aus dem vergangenen Monat mit euch teilen, wohoooo! \*_*/ Außerdem gibt es einen (sehr knappen!) Überblick über die Musik, die mich durch den Februar begleitet hat. Also, los geht's, lasst uns gemeinsam auf den vergangenen Monat zurückblicken! °.°

Inhalt:

Schreibprozess - gibt’s was Neues?

Leseliste - was ich gelesen hab!

Watchlist - was mich begeistert hat!

Playlist - musikalische Highlights

Ausblick - was kommt als nächstes?

Schreibprozess - gibt's was Neues?

Ich erzähle euch ja immer wieder mal, wie es um die Schreiberei steht - speziell ums #ProjektApokalypse. Im letzten Monat habe ich mehrere Dinge daran gewälzt:

Titel - ich habe einzelne Ideen in der engeren Auswahl, wobei ich mich seltsamerweise noch etwas scheue, mich festzulegen. 'o'

Cover - auch hier habe ich bereits fleißig Inspirationen gesammelt, erste Fotos in die Auswahl gefasst und eine Vorstellung, wie das Cover am Ende aussehen sollte/könnte/wird. ^.^

Geschichte itself - mir sind 1, 2 Dinge aufgefallen, die vor der Veröffentlichung zu ändern sind. Zum Glück sind diese Änderungen nur geringfügiger Natur. Ich sage mir stets: Sie machen den Roman am Ende in jedem Fall noch besser, yay! :D

Langsam kann ich es euch ja auch verraten: Ich habe mir als mögliches Datum für die Veröffentlichung den Welttag des Buches (23. April, you know!?) überlegt. Ob das tatsächlich klappt (wir wissen alle, wie super meine Ankündigungen in der Vergangenheit funktionierten, lol), wird der kommende Monat zeigen, höhö (I'm not nervous, you are!).

Leseliste - was ich gelesen hab!

Im Gegensatz zum lesereichen Januar, habe ich im Februar etwas weniger geschafft. Bedenkt man, dass uns in diesem Monat drei Tage gemopst werden, ist das durchaus okay, finde ich. ;) Hier also meine "Stats" zur Lesechallenge:

Gesamt: 9 Werke (Jahresziel: 70)

Darunter war ein Hörbuch von Audible: "Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo" von Christiane F. Mir hat das Hörbuch immens gut gefallen. Es war das erste Mal, dass ich die Geschichte gelesen/gehört habe und ich finde, sie gehört definitiv zu den eindrucksvollsten in diesem Themenbereich der Drogenabhängigkeit etc. Sie sollte meiner Ansicht nach zur gängigen Auswahl der Schullektüren gehören.

Zugleich las ich als E-Book den letzten Teil der "Verliere mich"-Reihe von D.C. Odesza - eine Dark Romance Story. Auch diese Geschichte hat mir gut gefallen. Wer das Genre mag, findet hier definitiv spicy Scenes mit ordentlich Spannung.

Die Leseliste im Februar beinhaltete außerdem (erneut) 6 Ratgeber in Sachen Hund und Hundeerziehung. Das Thema lässt mich seit dem Einzug unserer Hündin vergangenen Herbst nicht los, lol. Daneben las ich ein E-Book zum Üben des Leseverständnisses in koreanisch. Da ich die Sprache lerne (hauptsächlich via Duolingo - unbeauftragte Werbung, hust), finde ich die Reihe "Easy Korean Reading" von Jeanie Kim und Jon Lee simpel, aber super! Dort finden sich einfache Texte, bei denen die englische Übersetzung gegenübergestellt wird. So hat man direkt eine Kontrolle des eigenen Verstehens beim Lesen. Die zweite Hälfte des E-Books enthält dann die Texte nochmal ohne englische Hilfestellung. Mir gefällt dieses Konzept sehr!

Watchlist - was mich begeistert hat!

Tatsächlich verbringe ich durch unsere Hündin deutlich weniger Zeit als zuvor bei den Streamingdiensten Netflix und Amazon Prime. Deswegen hat meine Watchlist im Februar eher wenig ergeben (unbeauftragte Werbung):

Ich schaute die Serien "Young Lady and Gentleman" (Südkorea) sowie "Friends" (USA) im Original mit Untertiteln weiter. Zugleich schauten wir "The Vampire Diaries" weiter (inzwischen haben wir die finale Staffel erreicht, woah!). Im Free-TV verfolge ich gerne die Formate "Martin Rütter - die Welpen kommen" und so Hundesendungen, wie "Trouble Teenies auf vier Pfoten" oder (aktuell) "Die Super-Hunde-Nanny".

Filme habe ich vorrangig im Free-TV gesehen. Darunter waren die Blockbuster "The Day after Tomorrow" und "Krieg der Welten" - beide spannend und gut gemacht, wobei ich Letzteren etwa weniger gut fand (vor allem wegen dem Ende und dem Protagonisten, weniger wegen dem Handlungsverlauf selbst).

Außerdem sah ich folgende Filme:

Vikingwolf (Produktion aus Skandinavien) - ein Werwolf-Film auf Netflix, den ich eher mäßig spannend fand, wenn ich ehrlich bin. Meiner Meinung nach wurde zwar viel Wert auf Atmosphäre gelegt, aber weniger auf die Spannung.

Pitch Black (USA, mit Vin Diesel) - immer wieder super, finde ich. Ich schaue die Riddick-Filme immer wieder gerne!

Riddick - s. Pitch Black

Harry und Sally - ein Klassiker! Ich liebe die 90er-Jahre-Filme mit Meg Ryan und dieser Film ist definitiv einer der besten wie ich finde.

Playlist - musikalische Highlights

Die gab es im Februar tatsächlich nicht. °.° Ich höre seit Einzug der Hündin auf jeden Fall weniger Musik bzw. meistens nur noch zum Einkaufen und da dann meine Lieblingslieder je nach Stimmung, huch.

Ausblick - was kommt als Nächstes?

Im März widme ich mich intensiver meinem Schreibprozess (vor allem, um das aktuelle Projekt endlich, endlich für die VÖ fertig zu bekommen). Ich will auch versuchen, meine Kreativität zu fördern. Im April klopft schließlich der NaNoWriMo wieder an und ich würde gerne wieder daran teilnehmen können. Außerdem möchte ich meine Leseliste fortführen und mich auf neue Genres und Autoren konzentrieren, um den eigenen Horizont zu erweitern (Spoiler: aktuell höre ich beispielsweise "Dschinns" von Fadma Aydemir - eine Buchpreis-Nominierte 2019). Auch in Sachen Filme und Serien gibt es einiges zu entdecken - die Serie "Young Lady and Gentleman" beende ich definitiv im März. In diesem Sinne: Lasst uns gemeinsam die kommenden Wochen mit inspirierenden Themen füllen, wohooo! *\^_^/*

[makotoscoffee]

about me

tagged by @rae-arts777 <3<3

Nickname: Ingeborg doesn't have any nicknames but y'all (obvi) know my nickname is Ing online for convenience

Sign: Libra

Last google search: d'ac french

Song stuck in head: Supermodel by RuPaul (you better WERK werk it girl🕺🏻)

Sleep: idk what this one means lol but I slept okay and I never wake up in the night. I sleep on my stomach or side, with my hand under the pillow

Dream job: filmmaker yessirrr

Wearing: jammy pants (b&w plaid) and a white Dracula hoodie from h&m

Fav song: San Luis Obispo by Scissor Sisters / Brand New Lover by Dead or Alive / [insert Mylène song]

Fav instrument: keyboard and electric guitar

Fav author: it feels weird to say Dave Holmes when he's only written one book, but it's my favorite book...

Aesthetic: I don't subscribe to labels but here are some viiibes

inside of you are two faggots.... I wish

Fav color: bleu comme ma Sira, et rouge comme ma colombe❤️

Fav animal sound: LOL idk

Last song: Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie

Last series: RuPaul's Drag Race / Succession

Random fact: when you're watching a 3D movies (which, they were being experimented with since the dawn of cinema, but weren't a commercial "thing" until the 50s) you're basically watching the movie with sunglasses on. If you watch a movie that was made with the intention of being shown in 3D you'll notice the colors are very bright and washed out to compensate for this