#okay now i'm going to bed

[dnphobe]

[walterdecourceys]

mutual 1: back in the basement lolllllllll hopefully the voices don't get to me this time

mutual 2: i <3 divorced catboys

mutual 3: guys i don't think this girlfriend is going to work out Maybe i should call my ex

mutual 4: i need her to beat me up so fucking bad

mutual 1: omw to kill my clone 🤪

mutual 5: god i wish i was a robot. what is autism btw?

mutual 6: I don't think I have a reason to live anymore

mutual 7: i need to beat her up so fucking bad

mutual 1: has mutual 2 taken his pills 🤔?

mutual 8: PLEASE stop sending me anons about my divorce and my drinking problem

mutual 9: Addressing The Claims That I Am A Government Agent

mutual 10: oh you sweet summer children you all need to get on INSTAGRAM and TIKTOK that's where the real action's at have you seen the supernatural finale

mutual 11: still underwater if anyone was wondering

mutual 12: @mutual9 Do you want to die with me

mutual 13: I was never an accessory to murder stop suggesting that I was

mutual 14: still trapped in the basement but it's okay i got this cool guy with me

mutual 2: i hate my job

[aeternxm]

Yeah cool you're funny but are you make vergil laugh within moments of meeting him kinda funny?

[gaynfl]

[simplepotatofarmer]

niki nihachu i love you <3 <3

[skyward-floored]

Another word game: Shattered (Yes I'm choosing words that would most likely lead to downer plots on purpose, it's just a mood)

Cobwebs brushed at Twilight's hair and caught on his sword as he and Four made their way through the dungeon, the light from their lanterns casting unnerving shadows along the walls.

Four suddenly gasped and stumbled backwards, enough that Twilight had to stop him from falling over, and as he caught the smithy and looked to see what had startled him, his own breath caught in his throat.

A shattered mirror stood across the room, glass still trapped in its warped frame, and as Twilight stared at it, a flash of orange hair caught his eye.

[altocat]

Sephiroth's first sugar crash. Who helps him and who makes it worse?

Surprisingly, Genesis is out here being the ultimate wingman, but mostly because Sephiroth is face-planted in the lobby and is gathering quite the crowd. So embarrassing! What would Angeal say? Gen is borderline convinced Seph is, in fact, dead, but let's not think about that.

He drags his heavy lifeless corpse all the way down the hall before dumping him in the shower and seeing if that rouses him. After ten minutes of little to no movement, even in response to a host of rather crude and challenging remarks, Genesis really DOES begin to panic. OH SHIT his precious hero muse possible boyfriend rival is effectively DEAD AS A DOORNAIL. What's he going to do? How can he possibly go on without him?! This is all his fault--He wasn't WATCHING Sephiroth! He was too busy bragging about his eyeliner to the guy at the front desk! Sephiroth can't be trusted on his own--the man's practically an alien! Genesis was supposed to be responsible! He's to blame! He's a horrible friend, by the goddess. He's--oh hey he's still breathing after all.

Genesis blows an air horn in Sephiroth's face and calls it a day.

Zack, meanwhile, sneaks in with donuts. Check it out, he swiped them from the lounge! It's Sprinkle-Day!

And thus, the cycle continues.

[bapydemonprincess]

@grelleswife

I mean, who would want to..

👀

[sad-girl-hours23]

rules: you will be given a word. then you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word!

Tagged by @911coded and the word was WATER

This is my work-in-shambles, I mean progress... Darling, So It Goes (still figuring out the plot, sick fic)

W: "What if it's a sign?" Buck says to Hen, who's not at all subtle about keeping her distance.

"That you need quarantined?"

A: "And I feel the same about you. Funny how that works, huh?"

T: "The only thing ruined is me, forever, for anyone else." Buck looks down and grimaces. "And, uh, maybe this rug."

E: "Evan, you terrify me."

R: "Right, I should follow my heart. The thing that's always getting me into trouble."

Chimney pops his gum. "No, that would be your dick."

Not sure who wants to join, but consider yourself tagged.

Your word is ENGINE

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

Jimin: we're not the same as we were when we debuted, and it's hard to define us now as a group because we can't be neatly placed in a single box. life was simpler when we were young, despite the rigors of coming of age and finding ourselves. our goals and motivations were one dimensional: to make a shared dream reality. but now that we're older and our dream IS reality, the things that drive us have shifted and become more individualized, which has ultimately changed the dynamic of the group and made it more difficult to pin down exactly who we, as BTS, are and how each of our current creative interests align and fit together today and moving forward

Namjin: fuck yeah, we're complex and shit, like villains!

Jimin: ...yeah

and then Seokjin made a pun that may or may not have been on purpose and Namjoon encouraged it. then Seokjin got a little serious for a second and Jimin misread him and laughed and blamed it on Hoseok, who just smiled and nodded like sure, my sweet, tiny child, i will take the fall for you even though i literally did nothing, because i raised you and i love you and i know you didn't mean it and hyung probably won't scold me as bad as he would you because i'm the one who decides when dance practice ends

(paraphrased by me)

[obsessivefangirl]

Hey guys so for how Sans remembers and Papyrus doesn't for the they originated from deltarune theory. Here's some dms between me and @maybefandomstuff who had the whole idea and it really explains the plotholes away.

(This next part is me)

[emmavakarian-theirin]

futurama fans, you know what to do

[shiftythrifting]

I love this blog. Thank you for making my day <3 Getting a few laughs in very hard times like these helps

Sometimes we just need a sensible chuckle or jump scare clown to move us on to the next mood, I hope you keep finding reasons to smile here and elsewhere in the world. 💕

[pierswife]

Women want me, I don't know what fears me but there's something out there that does

[lordfriendpatine]

OKAY BUT I WAS REALLY HAPPY WITH ANAKIN/HAYDEN, HOOOOOOOOOO THAT SAVED MY SOUL FOR REAL

[ahxiang]

actually one last thing before i go to bed bc i just can't shut up, but it's salty so it's going in the tags