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harrowscore · 3 years ago

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Mikasa Ackermann, Levi Ackermann, Amane Misa, Aeron Greyjoy for the charactet ask :3

SOMEONE HEARD MY PRAYERS AND NOW MY TIME HAS COME, tysm!!!!! <3

okay, let's start with levi (my beloved):

hogwarts house: gryffindor (maybe....?) | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

ugh, the hp sorting house system is way too reductive. he has qualities of gryffindor, slytherin, and hufflepuff - brave, astute, loyal to a fault, etc. so it's a hard choice. but if i really have to choose, i'd go for gryffindor. i know that his Bad Boy facade shouts slytherin, but while he has larger goals (killing all the titans, then saving the world etc.), he's got no actual ambition for himself. hufflepuff would also be a good option.

daemon (from the his dark materials series): (because i've just decided that's just way more accurate than the hp method) some kind of big feline. maybe a panther - a black panther would be the ideal - aloof, predatory, dangerous, fiercely independent.

best quality: besides his obvious strenghts as a leader and warrior, the way he cares for his comrades-in-arms. it's very hard to gain his trust and respect, but once you have it, it's forever. he's pragmatic and ruthless, yes, but he also has a huge capacity for compassion and friendship. not that he would be effusive about his affections, of course.

worst quality: none, he's absolutely perfect ❤ jklsdfhjk jokes aside, he really struggles to open up (a serious understatement), idt he ever talked about his traumatic past with anyone. i mean, maybe he mentioned it to hange and erwin (erwin knew him when he was still an undergound thug, so...), but... he's not great with feelings. despite his apathetic, intimidating mask, he feels and cares deeply, but he has a long history with losing the people he loves, so he tries to not personally care about his squadmates, which can be both a strenght and a weakness. of course, he spectacularly fails at this.

ship them with: well, it's not a secret that i'm a huge rivamika fan, this ship is almost literally consuming my waking thoughts lmao. imo they're perfectly compatible: very similar personalities (stoic, the strongest warriors, absolutely terrifying on the battlefield but with a soft underbelly), very similar pasts/experiences, so many parallels that it's actually ridiculous, etc. i love how they're both each other's equals and likeness (yes, i took it from jane eyre. no, i don't regret anything lmao). a lot of tropes i love, too: Terrible First Impression (the Pride and Prejudice vibes are so strong with these two, you have no idea), Kindred Spirits/Mirror Images, Veteran/Young Prodigy, The Last of Their Kind, even Height Difference lmao. i could write a whole rivamika manifesto, but this is already too long. (maybe for some other time 👀) i would've loved for their dynamic to be more explored in canon but alas, isayama clearly didn't give a shit about the ackerman legacy, he just used it as a plot shortcut to give them conveniently unique powers, since they never really talked about it 🙄 (and before some troll comes into my askbox shouting "you iNcEsT fReAk!!!!1!!", they're only very distantly related. we know shit about the ackermans but we know for sure that they've got at least several generations between them. biologically their shared DNA is 0%, obviously they don't see each other as family, all the eldians have a dead ass common ancestor from 2000 years ago so they're all basically ⁓related anyway. if you really wanna scream about i.ncest, go watch got/dark/the borgias and shut the fuck up please. or alternatively go outside and touch some grass) sorry for the rant, uh. anyway, i can also see levi/erwin. idk if i'd ever care enough to read a fic about them (i'm usually a huge multishipper, but for some weird reason not when it comes to rivamika? same with braime and kastle tbh), but still, i can see it.

brotp them with: hange and erwin, obv. veteran trio >>> ema trio, sorry not sorry (at least h. and e. died before yams had the chance to ruin their character arcs)

needs to stay away from: ...uh, filth, i guess? lmao

misc. thoughts: besides the stupid teenage fangirl crush i have on him, i'm genuinely fascinated by the man himself. he's a huge mess of a contradictions, and yet somehow it works: he's violent and brash and kind of an asshole, but also has a strong moral code and integrity; he's obv very skilled at all the killing/torturing stuff and yet he has a huge respect for life; he's got a potty mouth to say the least, and yet some very aristocratic manners/tastes (the way he sits, his preference for tea and usually refined clothes); he comes from what's supposed to be an illustrous bloodline, he's methodical and very precise, and yet he was born and raised in the underground, he's been used to filth and blood and poverty since he was a child, kenny of all people was his father figure, and probably has known no other life than a perennial survival mode existence. he's "humanity's strongest soldier", but while well-built he's also small, the david to the titans' goliah, and probably not what people would assume a born warrior looks like. he's also one of the few characters who stayed true to himself and his original characterization until the end, bless you smol king ❤

(okay, this is getting long!)

mikasa:

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

this is actually easy: mikasa belongs to hufflepuff and no, i won't take criticism (just joking lol). enough with this "hufflepuffs are fluffy puppies/Cinnamon Rolls <3" thing: mikasa values loyalty and duty more than anything else. she's also hardworking... and fierce, strong, lethal. yes, hufflepuff and lethal are not mutually exclusive concepts.

daemon: (finally the better option) a she-wolf, fiercely protective of her pack.

best quality: loyal, brave, incredibly strong (alongside her more fragile qualities). practical and level-headed on the battlefield, at least when eren is not included in the picture.

worst quality: struggles to let go of the past (understandable, considering her trauma). tunnel-vision when it comes to eren, obv. extreme levels of delusions ("if only i spoke openly about my romantic feelings for him - as if i didn't made them abundantly clear in ⁓6 years - he wouldn't kill 80% of humanity :(((" lmao okay. just. okay), but that's more on the writing. she's sadly more static than any other main character throughtout the whole series.

ship them with: see above :) but recently i've also started to be intrigued by mikasa/annie and mikasa/sasha. also, i'm sympathetic to jeankasa fans, though i don't actually care for the ship.

brotp them with: EMA trio, especially armin+mikasa. their friendship is so beautiful and special. also sasha.

needs to stay away from: ...... eren, at least romantically. again, that's more on the writing than anything else, but e.remika unfortunately encompasses many tropes i loathe with all the strength of my old shriveled heart: childhood friends-to lovers where the (male) childhood friend doesn't acknolewdge/is completely indifferent to the other (female) friend's romantic feelings, she hopelessly pines for him for years without anything more than a cold shoulder... until in the last chapter it's revealed that he loved her all along and doesn't "want other men to have her!!! :((" (then why did you have no reaction whatsoever to jean's years-long crush on her while she was jealous of any vaguely female-shaped human being you were friendly to, including hange? are you that dumb, man?); the female character's development and entire arc 100% revolves around the male protagonist - she has no goals, no dreams of her own except staying with him forever and ever; the romance is based on an idealized childhood dream, therefore reaffirming those childish illusions would make the character regress, not actually grow up (and nope, epilogue!jk doesn’t count; that also lacks build-up - i would’ve said the same about rm as well, so it’s not about shipping, guys, it really isn’t - and mikasa needed an inner change; getting married to another man but still praying to eren’s shrine is not substitute to actual development lol). post-time skip she's never really frustrated/angry with him, they never get a confrontation about him becoming a, y'know, mass-murderer of gigantic (pun intended) proportions; she puts him on a pedestal, and never stops idealizing him/never sees him for what he actually is (the narrative framing him as some kind of tragic martyr/saint eren from paradis with zero agency and basically... no clear motivation for the abovementioned mass murder, and not the actual complex tragic anti-hero/villain motivated by revenge and righteous fury he deserved to be, does not help). it lacks a good or even decent build-up - it's basically all tell and not show. now, if they'd actually been childhood friends to enemies to lovers/mutually co-dependent... it could have been interesting. sadly, it's not my cup of tea. of course this is just my personal preference, no hard feelings to the shippers.

misc. thoughts: enormous potential. she's been my fav female character since s1 - and ah, i miss s1!mikasa, when she had actually other stuff to do besides mothering eren. i love that she's the strongest warrior (second only to levi, obv), that her skills are never called into questions despite her gender, i love how she stands up for herself and the people she loves, that she may seem cold and stoic and yet has a such a huge heart, that she's not perfect but also sometimes awe-inspiring. sadly, she never really gets out of eren's shadow; what she lacks is an arc focused on herself. that's why imo getting deeper into the ackerman lore would've helped (also, you cannot make the main female character and the most popular male character descend from the same Unique Bloodline or whatever, and never really make them acknowledge it out loud; as a writer, you just can't lol). my spite is so strong that i'm currently writing a ridiculously pretentious fic that's 70% development for her character, to give her a voice, and 30% ackerthirsting. (yes, that's the fic i'm always vagueblogging about lmao, rip @ my brain). if any other rivamika fan is interested… mind you, it’s in italian tho, and idt i have the skills to translate into english.

misa:

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

daemon: mmh, maybe some kind of butterfly? beautiful, colorful, and short-lived.

best quality: glorious fashion sense, more inventive and ingenious than fans actually give her credit for.

worst quality: shallow, impulsive, and obv her dependence on/obsession with light (which stems from trauma btw, but still… the very opposite of a relationship between equals).

ship them with: rem, kinda (monster/human ftw!). also weirdly enough mogi, a little bit? she deserves someone who actually respects her… though she’s far from being a perfect angel. she may actually be crazier than light on some aspects. but in this house we stan evil ladies anyway, so i have no problem with that <3

brotp them with: uh, idk, maybe matsuda?

needs to stay away from: obv light. also takada.

misc. thoughts: a tragic victim of sexist writing. she may be… unhinged to say the least, but she didn’t deserve the abuse she got from light (and from the fans). the female characters’ writing in dn is so bad that idk if it’s on purpose, to kinda mirror the reality of women in a patriarchal society (dependent on men, housewives whose life entirely revolves around their husband/boyfriend etc.), or just casual misogyny lol. it’s even more baffling since we don’t know the author’s gender (they may be a man, a woman, nb, anything really). i tend for the latter option tho.

aegon greyjoy (now, i wasn’t expecting him lol):

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

i’m so sorry, i haven’t the slightest idea lmao. maybe gryffindor? mind you, it’s been a long time since i’ve re-read the books, so i don’t have many thoughts about him.

daemon: maybe it’s cliché, but some kind of fish/squid lmao

best quality: ugh, i really can’t remember much from his chapters :(( he’s not a coward, i guess? (lame answer, sorry!)

worst quality: definitely his religious fanaticism.

ship them with: no one.

brotp them with: uh… his family, ig? except euron.

needs to stay away from: obv euron. brr ://

misc. thoughts: i genuinely like the greyjoys chapters, though i vastly prefer the martells (with the exception of theon and asha, bcs i love them). yes, they’re deranged. yes, victarion is… well, victarion lol. but the drowned god religion is actually interesting, grrm knows how to write trauma - every time aeron mentions euron and that freaking door i’m like… :// - and the tragedy of it all… just great writing all around.

okay, that’s the end lmao. thank you so much, love!!! ❤❤

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hannahchronism · 8 years ago

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Abbie Logs

I did the thing for Abbie also (and it’s at this point that I’m realizing it feels like things are missing because we texted back and forth about them for like a month before I had skype again and started talking about them there rip)

Also tw for some suicide mentions !!

[8/30/2016 9:32:42 PM] Hannah: http://museinspo.tumblr.com/post/149693628688 [8/30/2016 9:32:46 PM] Hannah: #mark and abbie

[8/30/2016 9:43:38 PM] Hannah: http://jediiwrites.tumblr.com/post/149690127222 [8/30/2016 9:43:41 PM] Hannah: #abbie and mark [8/30/2016 9:44:12 PM] Tired™: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THEM THAT IS 100% ACCURATE [8/30/2016 9:44:22 PM] Tired™: this is what i get for tumbling at 2 am [8/30/2016 9:44:37 PM] Hannah: Mark, Abbie's pay pal

[9/1/2016 12:07:32 AM] Hannah: I don't know why but lil tiny Abbie being A+ at hurdles is my shit

[9/1/2016 3:22:55 PM] Hannah: whispers what do i name Abbie's wheartit collection [9/1/2016 3:33:02 PM] Tired™: Little Orphan Abbie [9/1/2016 3:33:24 PM] Hannah: i think i'm gonna do that for her url tho [9/1/2016 3:33:32 PM] Hannah: i mean [9/1/2016 3:33:42 PM] Hannah: not that im already making plans for a character i dont have or anything

[9/5/2016 11:25:24 PM] Tired™:

okay wtf this is?? too cute???? I'm banning all boys effective immediately [9/5/2016 11:26:07 PM] Hannah: that right there is Abbie/Mark that's what it is

[9/15/2016 9:18:01 PM] Saltasaurus: things i think about while making a bowl of cereal: if Mark lost control and bit Abbie, she wouldn't turn and she'd also heal and everything would be fine (mostly) if Mark lost control and bit Florence, she'd die. Like I legit don't think there's a way around it she would straight up just die. if Florence, for some reason, decided to turn Mark, he could become a hybrid and A) maintain his werewolf traits B) become even stronger, in some regards and also C) I'm pretty sure he'd stop aging and be suspended as a teenager forever ((like the girls >.>))

[9/26/2016 10:56:53 PM] Tired™: http://diametricallyopposed-bros.tumblr.com/post/150992467716/b-almighty-i-couldnt-be-hillary-i-would-have [9/26/2016 11:02:05 PM] Saltasaurus: oh my god [9/26/2016 11:02:16 PM] Saltasaurus: ((( #abbie )))

[10/1/2016 6:53:56 PM] Tired™: you know the hand slap game? [10/1/2016 6:54:29 PM] Tired™: where you hold ur palms over someone elses and they try to slap the backs of ur hands and u try to pull away before they can [10/1/2016 6:54:50 PM] Tired™: imagine mark and Florence playing that with their supernatural speed [10/1/2016 7:27:48 PM] Tired™: I wrote you some word vomit [10/1/2016 8:59:48 PM] Saltasaurus: beautiful [10/1/2016 8:59:59 PM] Saltasaurus: Abbie like 'sTOP WITH THE HAND SMACKING THING'

[11/29/2016 10:26:41 PM] Hannah: i gOT ABBIE I HAVE ABBIE [11/29/2016 10:26:46 PM] Hannah: ABBIE MY DESTRUCTIVE CHILD [11/29/2016 11:04:02 PM] Tired™: I saw!!!!!1 [11/29/2016 11:04:27 PM] Tired™: u r 2/3rds of the spn squadron

(So many headcanons before I even had her rip)

[11/30/2016 10:23:55 AM] Hannah: I forreal almost just typed "I thought I smelled wet dog" [11/30/2016 10:24:01 AM] Hannah: Abbie no you don't know that (yet) [11/30/2016 10:24:05 AM] Tired™: omg [11/30/2016 10:24:15 AM] Tired™: i can;t wait for the dog jokes [11/30/2016 10:24:21 AM] Hannah: Non. Stop. [11/30/2016 10:24:27 AM] Hannah: They will be non stop from Abbie [11/30/2016 10:24:40 AM] Tired™: one day these kids are gonna drag each other at every opportunity [11/30/2016 10:26:41 AM] Hannah: honestly I don't think it's gonna take very long for abbie to show mark her healing factor because she can't explain it because she doesn't know what she is, so there's nothing to like, protect [11/30/2016 10:27:20 AM] Hannah: (it will probably be mid meltdown and I'm not saying I've imagined her putting her hand on a hot heating coil but for some reason that's the exact specific thought I keep having???) [11/30/2016 10:27:32 AM] Hannah: (( @ Abbie nO )) [11/30/2016 10:27:36 AM] Tired™: mark like "wtf is no one in this godforsaken town human" abbie like "wtf did u just say?" [11/30/2016 10:27:44 AM] Hannah: bless

[12/3/2016 11:17:20 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": I think it's an interesting parallel how Mark has his wallet out and ready to pay his library fine like it's nbd (because it isn't for him, he doesn't even blink at spending the money) and Abbie is wincing at her account balance because tthere's so little [12/3/2016 11:17:40 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": #sugardaddymark

[12/4/2016 8:18:19 PM] Hannah:

[12/4/2016 8:18:26 PM] Hannah: Actual Abbie @ Mark's place [12/4/2016 8:18:44 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": tru [12/4/2016 8:19:00 PM] Hannah: M: Please get down A: nope [12/4/2016 8:19:12 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": mark takes a picture and captions it "found a raccoon in the garbage this morning" [12/4/2016 8:19:20 PM] Hannah: aMAZING [12/4/2016 8:20:07 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": Their whole relationship can be summarized as: is it a flirt or a roast? no one know [12/4/2016 8:20:17 PM] Hannah: (roast) [12/4/2016 8:20:30 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": (definitely a roast) [12/4/2016 8:20:32 PM] Hannah: constant affectionate roasting

[12/7/2016 1:06:16 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": for some reason it's really weird seeing abbie call Mark Markos bc no one calls him Markos [12/7/2016 1:06:28 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": that's the reason Jordan duh [12/7/2016 1:09:07 AM] Hannah: she probably usually doesn't tbh, i think she just did it to be a snarky lil bitch

[12/7/2016 1:48:05 AM | Edited 1:48:14 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": Abbie: -drags Florie and Alex- Mark: -defends Florie but go ahead and continue dragging Alex because that was pretty funny actually- [12/7/2016 1:48:56 AM] Hannah: amazing

[12/10/2016 3:09:57 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: more fun, domestic friends, less angsty paras pls [12/10/2016 3:10:04 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (I love angsty paras) [12/10/2016 3:10:41 AM] Hannah: speaking of fun domestic friends: how often do you think Florence and mark go through phones on the basis of sheer accidents? [12/10/2016 3:10:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god. so much [12/10/2016 3:11:00 AM] Hannah: Abbie has started keeping track, probably [12/10/2016 3:11:17 AM] Hannah: "I swear to god that's your sixth new phone in the last four months Markos" [12/10/2016 3:11:19 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark's probably got a perpetually cracked screen [12/10/2016 3:11:46 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "You literally just got that fixed last week, dude." [12/10/2016 3:11:55 AM] Hannah: bless [12/10/2016 3:12:17 AM] Hannah: Abbie breaks hers, Mark and Florence both have a spare that they offer her [12/10/2016 3:12:29 AM] Hannah: "What kind of weird rich people bullshit is this oh my god" [12/10/2016 3:12:40 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: lmao

[12/10/2016 8:03:31 AM] Hannah: lET' S PLAY A GAME CALLED @ MY BRAIN WTF CHILL [12/10/2016 8:03:42 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: what did it do? [12/10/2016 8:05:21 AM] Hannah: Abbie's bio just mentions that she discovered the ability to rapidly heal after her parents accident, but not how ( "Over the next year, she felt a lot of guilt on her shoulders and had a hard time processing her grief. She found herself in doing dangerous things, even discovering and testing her new ability of rapid regeneration. Within seconds after cutting the palm of her hand, the skin closed up and a scar was nonexistent." ) [12/10/2016 8:05:30 AM] Hannah: and now she's been doing dumb things to test it right [12/10/2016 8:05:32 AM] Hannah: okay but [12/10/2016 8:06:15 AM] Hannah: i all of a sudden just now at this moment have noticed a water trend with abbie's tag, specifically bathtubs [12/10/2016 8:06:17 AM] Hannah: and my brain just [12/10/2016 8:06:40 AM] Hannah: "haha what if she discovered the ability because she literally attempted suicide by cutting her wrists in the bath" [12/10/2016 8:06:40 AM] Hannah: wtf [12/10/2016 8:06:44 AM] Hannah: i didn't ask for this [12/10/2016 8:06:46 AM] Hannah: please shut up [12/10/2016 8:06:47 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: dude [12/10/2016 8:07:20 AM] Hannah: hER BIO QUOTE THO [12/10/2016 8:07:23 AM] Hannah: "But there was a difference in being stuck and choosing to stay" [12/10/2016 8:07:25 AM] Hannah: I"M DONE [12/10/2016 8:07:27 AM] Hannah: I QUIT

[12/10/2016 12:40:45 PM] Hannah: Active Me: It's weird how Abbie and Florence are so alike in some regards, all that attitude, but also so vastly different Tiny-Voice-in-the-Back-of-my-Head Me: It's because Abbie is like the offense and Florence is the defense. Abbie asserts her position and power before anyone attacks, whereas Florence waits until they actually try before shutting them down. Active Me: ... Yo what the f*ck

[12/11/2016 12:40:27 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: do u think mark actually calls Florence "Florie" [12/11/2016 12:40:43 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: like would it be wierd if he did [12/11/2016 12:40:44 PM] Hannah: i think she would let him but idk if he does or not [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: just not Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: she hates Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:19 PM] Hannah: (Abbie probably calls her Flo) [12/11/2016 12:41:40 PM] Hannah: ((Florence probably calls her 'Abigail' with all the formality she can muster for revenge)) [12/11/2016 12:42:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (((Mark is in the middle of this just sighing deeply))) [12/11/2016 12:44:09 PM] Hannah: "Oh look it's Flo " "Good to see you too, Abigail " " Guys please " [12/11/2016 12:45:26 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "Abbie, I'll buy you all the fries you can eat if you just play nice " "Guess I'm going hungry then" [12/11/2016 12:45:59 PM] Hannah: i'm [12/11/2016 12:46:03 PM] Hannah: offended at how accurate that is lmao

[12/17/2016 10:03:49 PM] Hannah: Abbie is like, the living version of that "when people make jokes but you're like 'r u okay?'" text post [12/17/2016 10:04:38 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Abbie is Bo

[12/17/2016 10:20:40 PM] Hannah: Abbie might actually just be a walking suicide tw tbh [12/17/2016 10:23:28 PM] Hannah: Also "Fast as she was, it never was fast enough to undo the damage she had already done." I upset myself take over-investing in sentences away from me [12/17/2016 10:24:57 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: B r o [12/17/2016 10:29:08 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What do you do when one of your best friends is dying and the other one wants to die? I need my kids safe and happy but that is not the road they are on [12/17/2016 10:29:41 PM] Hannah: I don't think it's? an active want?? [12/17/2016 10:29:48 PM] Hannah: I think it's more like [12/17/2016 10:30:10 PM] Hannah: a very low self preservation insinct [12/17/2016 10:30:18 PM] Hannah: i think [12/17/2016 10:30:21 PM] Hannah: not sure rn [12/17/2016 10:46:03 PM] Hannah: Inner Abbie in the middle of an existential crisis while outer Abbie's like "this sucks" [12/17/2016 10:46:34 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Bless her

[1/5/2017 5:25:06 AM | Edited 5:25:31 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Imagine, if you will, Abbie and Florence and Mark in some sort of situation like: Florie (on the phone or smthing): Tell Abigail she can tag along if she must (but like in her Florence way where it's clear she's saying "absolutely do not come") Mark (to Abbie): Florence says she wants you to come too Abbie: Tell your creepy girlfriend Flo that I would rather choke on my own vomit than willingly go with her anywhere Mark (to Florence): Abbie said that she'd love to come but she has other plans already. Abbie: -scowling- [1/5/2017 5:26:47 AM] Hannah: ;sklfjg;kljehg [1/5/2017 5:26:54 AM] Hannah: poor Mark [1/5/2017 5:27:23 AM] Hannah: Florence: You know I can hear her, right? [1/5/2017 5:30:10 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark sighs a lot [1/5/2017 5:30:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Between the howlers and Florence and Abbie. His friends are so stressful. xD [1/5/2017 5:31:22 AM] Hannah: ((okay but Abbie saying things like "i would rather ingest a flaming porcupine" and Mark always like ???????? ))

[2/19/2017 3:52:18 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: pls take some time to imagine Mark going to the orphanage to pick up Abbie ad playing with the younger kids while he waits on her

[2/22/2017 6:51:35 PM | Edited 6:51:47 PM] Hannah: man I just barely skimmed over that reply from aaron for abs (because I was gonna do Hache's replies) but she instantly and immediately popped up in my head like "YOU CAN'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER" [2/22/2017 6:51:39 PM] Hannah: loud girl is loud [2/22/2017 6:55:34 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Bless -- [2/22/2017 8:02:48 PM] Hannah: WHEN U READ THE THING MORE THOROUGHLY AND REALIZE HANNAHBANNANA JUST MADE IT SO ABBIE KICKED HIM IN THE JUNK I LOVE [2/22/2017 8:02:59 PM] Hannah: amazing [2/22/2017 8:03:29 PM] Hannah: that's perf abbie logic honestly -stranger on the porch? - kick him in the dick - ... oops ? [2/22/2017 8:15:02 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Incredible

[2/22/2017 8:42:56 PM] Hannah: when u realize that one day Mark is going to be old and die and it'll just be Florie & Abs but then u also realize that eventually Florie's gonna die too (probably after about 200 years tbh, she's already having those #disconnect issues) which means, eventually, Abbie'll be completely alone and still 16 [2/22/2017 8:43:03 PM] Hannah: I hurt myself [2/22/2017 9:45:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What to heck I am in public why would u do that to me

#abbie

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