#okay me neither im just crazy 💀💀

[thatoneweirdo14]

sabigiyuu modern solo artists au but its all akitoya songs.

[ropuszysko]

ok so i promised to elaborate on klaus and kabbalah thing. my judaism hyperfixation is currently at its peak on the sinusoid (currently researching conversion), so buckle up.

HYPOTHESIS:

KLAUS KNOWS JEWISH MYSTICAL TRADITION WELL ENOUGH TO CAPITALISE ON IT

PROOF:

okay, мałgi, but how is that a proof of anything? well, let's look at brahe

but мałgi, these are some unintelligible scribbles! yes. HOWEVER! we see very similar script used in the third episode, dealing with metagolem (i elaborated on that back in september), openly inspired by jewish folklore.

as i said back then, clearly no one at rainbow knew hebrew script, nor cared to check it, so we ended up with a bunch of lamed-ish ל shapes and vavs ו maybe probably???

now, when we look back at brahe, he has clear he (ה) on him, a reversed dalet (ד), and the ○ is how some people write samekh (ס) by hand.

now, maharal (reb jehuda loew ben bezalel) was able to create the golem bc of his extensive knowledge of jewish mysticism. but to understand kabbalah, let alone capitalise on it (for the sake of this post lets put skepticism aside), you first need to know tanach AND talmud very well. and its the bare minimum. like there is a reason people like maharal are considered wise. which implicates, that to manipulate a golem, you also need this knowledge.

IMPLICATIONS:

first and foremost klaus is fucking crazy. not that it is anything new. which is why brahe does not necessarily implicate that klaus is jewish, this crszy motherfucker could just see a seemingly powerful mystical tradition and decide "yeah, im stealing that one". for any other character i would argue that unless they are jewish they have no reason to know all this scripture, but klaus? yeah i can see him learning it just because. perhaps brahe is an exact proof that klaus is NOT jewish, bc id rather call it a misuse of kabbalah. then again it may be just a giant fucking sin of hubris. idk.

if he is jewish, he clearly isnt observant orthodox (no head covering, not to mention fuckimg experimentation on humans 💀💀💀). but there are other branches (which only explain the head covering part, human experimentation isnt permissible in any of them, obviously) and we have to remember, that judaism is an ethnoreligion, so one may be both jewish and atheist. especially that in pre-war vienna there was a significant reformed community, which assimilated to a great extent. klaus is a very generic name in austria, doesn't scream any particular ethnicity.

and here we approach the secret third option, that he may not even know. season one takes place in ~2009 and klaus is an elderly austrian man. do the math. yeah. if he is ~60, he would be born right after the war. if he is ~70, he would be born a the very beginning of it, right after the anschluss. i think he is no older than 80, which makes him ~10 at the time of anschluss. neither of this options is a safe one, if you are a jewish child (the first one is not exactly unsafe, but a looot of people who survived and stayed in europe, never stopped hiding their identity out of fear, even from their children).

this lengthy part is to state, that brahe proves nothing past klaus being "fluent" in kabbalah. which in itself is crazy but like in "how the fuck did you even achieve that". it however opens options and also makes jewish mysticism a legitimate source of power in huntik universe, which for some reason is hilarious to me. yeah, yeah, titans, casterwills, other dimensions oh and also ancient israelites had a point. bitch??? xD

do i really think straffi thought this out to this extent? hell nah. was it fun to think of? yeah. e n j o y

[musicallisto]

would you rather...

live in northern europe with their advanced laws, healthcare, city safety, etc but can never practise french/spanish culture again or...

live in france/mediterranean europe but never have true economical stability, most cities are unsafe, etc but at least you keep your culture and heritage? 👀

mediterranean europe 100% ! i think as far as economical stability go they're very okay, i mean spain and italy are both part of the g20, and safety isn't necessarily worse than what i've experienced in paris (ok maybe not napoli i heard napoli kinda sucks now 💀), but losing my culture would simply kill me. it also depends how far up north we're talking, but i don't think i could manage living in a country where the sun doesn't rise for like three months in the winter 💔 i just need to be somewhere lively, where people dance and laugh in bars and in the streets in the night! also not being able to speak neither french nor spanish would drive me crazy. if all goes well, im set to move to latin america this summer (not saying where yet🤫) and legitimately one of the things im most excited about is being able to immerse myself entirely in a hispanic environment

[cutecherrygirl]

4# you try to walk out durning a fight

Bang chan

A huge amount of no's left Chan's lips, as his medium legs (im sorry 💀)tried to catch up with yours, his eyebrows furrowing and his mind trying to register the quick actions. You rolled your eyes by his constant way of trying to make you stay but you didnt want to listen. Ripping the door open to your house you were met by a shower of rain but in the angry state you didnt care and neither were aware of not wearing shoes. "Stop being so goddamn stubborn!" He exclaimed angrily and stopped you from walking any further out on the porch. Scooping you easily in his arms without caring about your protest, he looked down at you with his hair all mattered and eyes serious. "You can't just leave Y/N. I won't allow that. Im sorry, okay? Stupid as I was, I am." He pressed his warm lips against your forehead, nlt caring about the rain on your angry state for the matter.

Lee know

"Y/N, stop!" He exclaimed while hurrying down the stairs, trying to avoid the sweather being thrown towards his face the second you take it off of your body, "leave me alone, Minho." You exclaimed over your shoulder as you walked through the kitchen and towards the entrance of the house. "You are Honesty so great at running my moods its crazy!" "It wasn't my attention okay!" He yelled back as you walked toward the front door but before you could open it he slide himself in between. "Move, Minho." you said through gritten teeth and stared at him with wide eyes. "No." He said simply and lowered his tone before he placed his hands on your cheeks and smashed his lips against yours. It was a mix of rage, anger and sadness overwhelming you at once but by the feeling of your lips everything was gone in one second.

Changbin

"Where are you going?" He asked with wide eyes as you stormed up from your chair and headed towards the exit of the kitchen. "Does it matter to you?" You yelled without looking over your shoulder. "What?" He exclaimed like you were ridiculous and let go of the spoon in his hands and literally threw it on top of the counter. "So you're just gonna walk out like that?" "Yes, in matter of fact I am." You yelled and your lips parted slightly in anger when he hurried to stand in front of you and blocked your way. "Changbin, don't do this now." You warned and pointed a finger at him. "I am so not in mood for this." "Well, im not in mood for you leaving right in the middle of everything." He breathed before he pressed you against the car slightly and peppered your face with kisses.

Hyunjin

"honestly, you are so unbelievable." The second he sees the tears pricking in your eyes he knows he has gone too far. Turning around on ur heel to head towards the door he doesn't hesitate to grab your hand and prevent you from going anywhere, guilt washing over his face. "Hyunjin let me go." You whined almost in an whimper, looking at him with serious eyes but he shook his head disagreeing and wrapped his arms around your shoulders. "You're not leaving. Not now, okay?" "But I want to." You whimpered against his chest, but didn't give a shot on trying to wiggle yourself out of his arms because if you were so madly angry at him it couldn't compare how madly in love you are with him. "I dont want you to leave, okay? Im sorry for being a dick and I promise that ill do better okay? Just don't leave. Not now."

[daphnebowen]

season four notes episode 1

omg… season four came out over a week ago now??? and I’m still crying.

some things I would like to talk about, episode one edition:

“Troy and Gabriella have been silent in the group chat” literally my friends 💀

STOP WHO IS THAT AND WHY ARE THEY KISSING GINA~ omg it’s Matt sato 😟 RICKY IN GLASSES HELPP

oh two months earlier phew

STOP WHY DID RICKYS DAD HAVE TO MAKE IT AWKWARD- “I’m dating her. She’s my girlfriend.”

the way Richard said “yeah, I always buckle up, look both ways- oHh 😮 yOu MeAn-“ yes Richard you are in high school now please be for real

the hug when Ricky climbed in thru the window and Gina ran over to him- AHHHH 😍

okay, but “maybe this time” is actually one of my favorite songs from the whole freaking series. Their chemistry is OFF THE CHARTS!! and when the flashbacks happened? 🫢 had me DEAD.

WHEN HE RUNS BACK OVER FOR ONE LAST KISS SQUEEEEE

how Gina is all “bye Ricky 🤭🥰” blushing and giggling she can’t believe rina is real NEITHER CAN I GIRL NEITHER CAN I!!

Okay but the secret relationship thing is giving me trauma already~ this is not gonna go well

i hate Gina’s mom already

mack annoys the crap out of me

dani slayed that song

JEALOUS RICKY IS BREAKING MY HEART I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY but at the same time he needs to calm down

”high school musicale??”

when they’re “secretly” holding hands PLEASE

when Ashlyn and Maddox are giving each other relationship advice omg like how RICKY AND GINA DID THE SAME?!?!?! Come ONNNN madlyn ENDGAME

Ricky and Gina looking at each other just confirms what we’ve been knowing since season one

Emmy really wants to spill the tea about her mom huh 😂

WHY DOES RICKY NOT KNOW WHO BART JOHNSON IS IM CRYING

okay but Ashlyn being on her phone during the pep rally is soooo high school and soooo annoying I would snatch that phone and throw it away (not really, but wtv)

mark and spark?????? I have a million questions. Like why is there 617 freaking episodes???? about a dog. and his owner. What??

“Woke” is ABSOLUTELY CRAZY I got second hand embarrassment from that 💀 Matt sato is giving

when everyone but Ricky gives Dani a standing ovation 😶

ashlyn is allergic to shrubs?? And she just came back from summer camp?? In the woods? Help?

OMG CORBIN BLUH

the fact that they call Monique “mo” is absolutely adorable SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY FIGHT ME

LUCAS IS HAVING TWINSSSS

rickys face when Ashlyn is talking about the “single” Gina who has had a crush on Mack since childhood has me dead on the floor 💀 ASHLYN WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO MY MAN RICKY

i really want Ricky and Gina to be Troy and Gabriella it’s gotta happen right?? I mean the promos and trailer had that picture from opening night all over it…

miss Jenn is the freaking best! Although I have a feeling this movie business is gonna get in the way of her high school musical three dreams… Quinn is already moving into her office and throwing out her plants like help??

[boybasher]

Devil’s Playground 💀 (my anti religion poem reading)

💀

my poem:

I don’t believe I’m god

But I still pray to him

Cause god I’m tired of blaming myself

In a phase of, “what’s the point”

I’m only holy on Sundays?

Under a million dollar roof

Where god can hear me most

Stab yourself but god forbid l touch myself

He’s only watching, 24/7

Tripping over stones

Searching for god in stone tablets

It’s as if my minds been wiped clean

Remember who you are

But that page has been erased

Live this chapter, they call it earth life

Til it’s too late and can’t rob the bank

That moneys not his and neither yours

No one’s in charge down here

He who owns this playground

Comes from the heavens too

Devil in disguise

God these guys, are my only ticket to ecstasy

Thigh high socks and American dreams

I’m only pretty on my knees

Anything for a dollar

Wait for the boys to holler

Anything for my American dollar

Cross the road whenever you want

Everybody’s high around here

Take me out of my misery

Make it quiet

But make it hurt

I don’t wanna come back to this place

Heaven on earth, the biggest lie ever told

Ball of dirt

With pretty skies

That turn off at midnight

Smile on accident

Give me that free feeling

That’s god promised

I’m god promised

But I didn’t make my mothers mistake

Choosing the wrong dudes, is a hobby of mine

Don’t give me normal

Pick them Wild like my dad

Promise me you won’t stay and I’ll fall

Head over heels

.

Promised we would meet down here, that’s what we’re told

Soul mates and soul plays

Soul ties and karmic dates

I don’t know if I believe that anymore

That we choose how our day goes

A head so dense, now I get why my dad was a drunk

I wish I could be too

But I don’t really like the taste

..

What starts at home, spills outward

Trapped in my own sorrow, I’m just like you

Human like you

That’s my only flaw

I’m built to breathe

Built to live

Decay by the day

I only wanna be alive when the sun’s down

Kicked out of society

2 feet on the ground

But I only see what’s outside of me

Remind myself of the holy

Til something ugly shocks me

God, I’m human

Nobody’s daddy

Don’t wanna harm no body

Just want a somebody

Not just another body

I don’t touch mine

Why waste your time, I can’t be your dream

I’m only pretty when I’m not thinking

Dare ask me to speak

I wear my ugly

Can’t hide me

Trust me I tried

But it oozes out like black jelly

Overgrown roots and dirt under my nails

No amount of nail polish can make this in between boy pretty

Trust me I’ve been trying

But nobody gets me

Am I too ugly

Am I just a nobody

Am I okay with that?

Not knowing the answers

But knowing myself

Know my worth, with no dollars in my pocket

Borrowing mommy’s money

Im sorry, im so me

Out of hope

Abundant with time

Don’t rush me

It only makes me angry

Don’t wanna hurry

I’ll double tie my own shoes

Bite my tongue

Kissing someone only leads to shots and pills

Picking the wrong boys

I blame me for wanting to feel pretty

…

I’m not needy

Just a little bit crazy

All the fun girls are

Not ready for a hubby

I’m not shiny and thin

Dark Brunette to your Blonde Baby

I can only fake my beauty

Like tan in a bottle

Perfect shiny skin in a liquid

I’m American and for that I’m so sorry!

[zerobaseonefics]

OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE WAY SMALLER LIKE 160CM OR SOMETHING SHSGHSGS and i also love tall (and short) (and neither tall or short just average???) women but idk i dont like it on myself👲

YO THATS SUCH A GREAT IDEA OMG YES

my all albums cost over 400€ and last and this month i payed 137€ for new albums💀 bitch im crazy today i was in a bigger city and i bought there another enhyoen album like dark blood the white and red one and now i just bought the last version that i need to have all👲 i also bought the weverse version cuz i didnt pull heeseung and jake today (you cna say over 80€ today for albums🔌🔌) and im collecting official photocards in my photocard albums just so i can flex to my children who i pulled when i was their age (they will so totally listen to kpop, lana del rey, taylor swift etc. i can see it) so i eill probably sell one day some albums for idk what price but probably like 15-20€ with some inclusions or something (i literally see people selling albums for 5-10€ like how😟😟) (some photocards cost that much💀💀💀)

AHSHSHHS I NEED TO HAVE NO ONE AT HOME TO SING CUZ THATS EMBARRASSING SO IT WILL TSKE SOME TIME BUT IDK WHAT SONG HELP ME CHOOSE IT WILL BE SUNG (hanbin) WITH MY WHOLE HEART (idk if its „it will be sang” or „sung” sori but i chose sung because hanbin ykyk)

JAHSHAH VENOM LOOKS SO BBG THERE ICL… bet youre bbg too😜😜

okay so im too scared so i probably wont do it💀 like i saw a cute guy today (train) and there wasnt anything to sit down (it was so a lot people) but only the place next to the guy right so i asked him if i can sit next to him snd he said yes and i wanted to ask for his number but i shit my pants and now i regret it a lot but st least i know it which city he lives💪👲

i didnt choose anything in germany and in poland i can live with my fsmily, in france (toulouse) i can find a job (my french teacher studied there and she also worked in a cafe and she was like the employee of the month or something a lot of times and she still has contact with the people there and she lived in their “hotel” for like 1/4 of the price (like 500€ a month) (she was earning over 1000€ a month) and she will get me all this) my french teacher was so supportive after she found out that i want to study there and we literally have such long conversations all the time and also talk about if i got accepted or not👲 i can still apply to somewhere in germany tho idk imma just go wherever i get accepted to and then find a job and my parents will probably support me too (like with money) (omg im having a stroke reading all this because my english got so bad in such a short time💀)

BECAUSE PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THST IM WEIRD OR PICK ME OR SOMETHING “omg i’m so delulu😭😭🥺🥺🥺 i love them so much but they will never rven look at me🥺😭” this type of shit

YES AND YOU OWN THE BIGGEST PLACE IN MY HEART

DO I FEEL LIKE I'M SMAL??? 😭😭😭 yk when i was young i got tall so fast and so i was the taller out of everyone..........and then i got into high school and i stopped growing up so everyone became taller than me </3 i took it personally </3

400??? DAMN YOU HAVE A LOT 😧 i think i got one treasure album, two blackpink, and one straykids and that's it 🙏🏼 what's your favorite album out of the ones you have?

hMMMMM ABT THE SONG YOU SHOULD SING IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE IF I DON'T KNOW YOUR VOICE YET............ but since i sung over me you should sing say my name 🤭🤭🤭

oh you'd go to toulouse if you come to france??? i heard the city is super pretty and it's not too far away from where i am!! that's so cool that your french teacher was so supportive of you like <3 that's so cute. plus if you go there you'd be able to have the assurance of her help. it's better to come to a city like toulouse if you come to france cuz it's not as expensive as paris.

tell me when you get your answers for college!! hope you can go somewhere it won't be too hard for you

[dreaming-about-fanfictions]

Hello! I stumbled on you account and I just wanna say i love your blog !! & happy wedding week ! Congratulations love ❤️

I saw that you do ships and I was hoping I can get one of Supernatural fandom? if that’s okay with you ofc !! preferably male. Im 21, I have brown curly hair, I’m 5’3 , i have brown eyes I’m a plus size girly . I love to read and annotate my books during my free time. Im a cancer & Im lowkey a hopeless romantic, I’m kinda awkward and hella clumsy, ngl sometimes I’ll be slow like it takes me a min to process a joke 💀but my style is like soft grunge and my personality is infp. But yeah thank you!! ❤️

I ship you with ...

... Sam Winchester!

You give off such a sweet energy, I think you'd be a good match for Sam! Dean would be annoyed in no time when all you two talk about are books but he'd be happy that his brother finally found someone like you. Sam would definitely be hopelessly romantic with you, bringing you gifts, such as flowers (you're not always sure if they're bought or stolen from a random persons garden) or a book he saw and thought you'd like. He'd also make sure to bring you on dates and maybe he can't afford expensive restaurants but he always makes sure to bring you to something that isn't a diner on the side of the road. One time, he organizes you a picknick in a beautiful field and you fall in love with him even more when you see the care and thought he had put into it.

Fun fact: you drive Dean crazy when you sometimes don't understand his jokes right away. He thinks it's because you don't think they're funny and it's always a bit hard on his ego. Neither you or Sam tell him the truth though because you find it hilarious.

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I hope you're happy with this 🥰 And thank you so much for sending in the ask!

[bisluthq]

apparently speak now tv is trending and so are other tv theories and im so tired i wish blondie delays it for months and just enjoy other things swifties sre beyond crazt at thus point

Ikr.. I saw a swiftie on Twitter say that the drought is the worst... Like didn't she drop 4 whole albums in 2 years 1 on which was full as pandemic like wtf.. Like which other singer did that..

Also the way they say she has to drop as if she owes them something. I don't know man..the speed at which they consume her content makes me crazy

Ya like it’s not really a drought if it’s been less than 6 months and in that time she released a song (okay they didn’t like the song but that’s neither here nor there) and announced the release of another song. There are five albums from the last three years. That’s MORE than enough.

And if it’s not enough like I’m respectfully asking you what you like about Taylor Swift. Because personally I like the music right and there’s a lot of music for me to like. I also like her as a celeb so her little friendships and pets and relationship are all cute to me. I like it when she goes to stuff like I’m amped for this NYU thing because I’m excited for her speech. What else does one even need like 🤷🏻���♀️💀 and if you’re over the music that quickly I’d wager you might not actually like it that much.