#okay im normal

[booyahhstormz]

Selfship shit art dump because I'm going absolutely insane and I don't care anymore RAAHH 🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️⁉️

...but it progressively gets sillier

Ramshackle if it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 /J 😭

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES HIGH 😭😭

Selfinsert OC check btw her name is Pixie and she's silly and I don't like her /j

I have wayyyy more stuff about these two but I don't feel like posting it today, this is already enough cringe for y'all 😞

[7sharkie7]

And I uhhhh :3

[w98pops]

Our mother has been absent

Ever since we founded Rome

But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home

[nightly-valkyrie]

HELLO?!?!?!?!

[knifelesbianjo]

“when you love someone and they need you yes you jump off the edge of the world to get to them” might be one of the most romantic sentences i have ever heard

[latibvles]

I need to stop making Willie a prophet. I was driving home and got smacked with the thought that Willie would be really into Greek Myth & The Odyssey specifically (although Classics isn’t her specialization) and the idea of Penelope waiting for Odysseus and Willie’s opinion being that the most romantic thing you can do for a person is wait for them

…and then i realized that’s pretty much a thing for every ship i write in this godforsaken crew.

[clerichs-xi]

im so upset. i havent gotten over spock (just finished the star trek original series) and now there's data???? hes so. hes so. hes so pretty and handsome i cant take this he makes me unwell. pukes. whats with star trek and having perfect men. not fair not fair not fair

[nymphoutofwater]

Oh fun fact I have a more "official" blog that currently is totally empty, but might be active quite soon... :>

[paintedcrows]

*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP

[rayjeff]

HOLY-- THIS IS AMAZING???? LIKE WHAT

A few GITM animations I speedran a few days ago

We got Sombra, Sandman, and Clip.exe <3 please read Ghost in the Machine by @venomous-qwille on AO3!!!! I absolutely love all the diverse characters with the interesting wordbuilding and insane plot!!

[ozymoron]

this gif literally makes me insane idk where the fuck its from but everytime i see it in my phone gallery i get nauseous

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[mxrtified777]

what is your favorite fast food specific condiment

CHICK FIL A SAUCE. THAT'S HARDLY EVEN A QUESTION

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[nu1lst4rs]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RHIS IS SO SICK IM GOIGN TO SCREAM

[[ * day 6 ]]

[[ * ugly ass nightmare is taking up the attention here ]]

[anbaisai]

Alright whatever you say Mr. Jamil "I'm Normal" Viper

(Full text transcription: God it looks so cute on her I think she should transfer to Scarabia permanently but I know that won't happen I hate this damn school)