#okay guys lets make a group chat 🤣🤣🤣

[997yen]

As for the other move out the way anon.

I never said I was done with her. She's also gonna be my breakfast right after.. you can wait until I'm done

😳😳😳😳

[genderlesssinner]

Here we go again

What's Sam got for us tonight

(I forgot they were in VM seating and I was startled by Sam being on the left side of the screen)

I... Hate everything about it, thanks Sam

CRITMAS! Does anyone else miss the fanmail opening streams?

If Tusk Love isn't the absolute trashiest booktok romance garbage I'll be sad

Yeah guys. Make more smut

The Fjordjester wedding! Ugh, I'm sad the live shows are all so far away from me

Alright, episode 114!

Oooh boy okay here we go

I love this map but also holy fuck please don't die guys

OOOH GROG GETTING BIG time to fuck shit uppp

Find the Vax Marble ladies, pls

Uh huh, this group has never done anything out of order nor gotten fucked over for it 🤣

Perc'ahlia really does have a fuck ton of range, don't they

I love Percy. This is why he's the mad tinkerer.

These guys can really do so fucken much it's insane

Yaaasss Nat 20 bbgirl!

We won! 🤣

"I'm guessing because the dnd beyond went down" poor ash

Yeah, no surprise Percy is up first

No Mercy Percy, get em

Oh no he's really mad

Aaand of course Bad News misfires

Alright Vex, kick his ass.

Not yet. Hate that, thanks

A BIGGER VIDULCH? OH HELL NAW

And of course it has a rider, fuck all of that

Scrag is fucking massive no thanks

Thank the fucken gods for disadvantage, ewww. 5 fucken attacks

Ffuuuuucckkk this bitch

I'm just 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Fuck that tower

What do your horse eyes see, Scanlan?

I just notices Liam's shirt guys. It says Crows before bros. I can't with this man.

Oohhhh that's the Sunder King,, oh shit.

Thank fucking god for that disadvantage on everything. That's 2 crits cut off.

Oh nuh uh hate that 'I want to feast too' ugh

Yeah I had a feeling there would be worms. I hate it so much. Looks cool as fuck but no thanks.

"you think we're better than we are, Matt" mood though

"that's what the nuns told me sex is like" LIAM

THIS FUCKING THING JUST ALMOST ATE AN ENLARGED HALF GIANT. FUCK ALL THAT.

fucking nerds. Liam hyping Robbie up 😍😍

(points to that post about how Sam may be Liam's work husband but Robbie is his boyfriend)

Oh fuck no the big one can fly,,, ugh

Oh well. I hate that, legendary action to let his beasties make an attack

Oh no okay well. It just ate Grog. Hate it, but I'm hoping Grogory will do his thing and burst out of it

Oh it's perfect that this fucker fell off the stairs, love it

Oh not Liev'tel, come on

Oh fuck all that disadvantage is gone

"we're not gonna let you die!"

"this time!" LIAM. SIR.

(just saw runtime in live chat, another 5hr ep! Holy shit.)

I love Percy's naming of all of his weapons. So good. Graythorn the swordcanegun

Wonderful time for dnd beyond to shit out on them

Nooo Veeeexxxxx not Trinket!!!

If the bear dies I'm gonna cry yall

Earthquake. Well. This should be good

The damn vidulch is prone, nice

And Liev'tel doing her life steal shit, nice nice nice

Ah shit more fuckers

Oh fuck me that forced nose dive, oouwchie

Son of a bitch Liam. Fucking divine intervention. I'm gonna cry, aren't I.

Okay okay the beacon is exposed. Get up there guys.

Travis is far too excited about being swallowed by this fucken worm.

Get'em Grogory

A fucken crit while in frenzy. Geeettt iiitttt.

Over 100 damage in 3 hits man. Fuck yeah.

"Oh look, it failed." 🤣

I love Grog. I love barbarians, man.

"How little attention do you pay to him as you cut him in half?"

Thank you for abandoning that - never mind. It got worse.

Ooohhhh shit Scanlan getting a peak at the fucking Beacon Vision, cool

The bridge is fucking down guys.

The leylines trying to return to normal. The moon returning to its orbit. Holy shit. Okay.

Break time! Get a drink, snacks, and go to the bathroom! Holy shit yall.

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Text Conversation XIX: World Cup Group Stage 1

Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @lfc-fanfiction

Alisson: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fabi-lad: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bobby’sAwesomeTeeth: GOOOOOOOOL

ActualDarwin: NO GOOOOOL

Alisson: Oh, sorry Darwin ☹️ I forgot

ActualDarwin: It’s okay 👍 You were invisible yesterday, Ali

Ibou: That’s because the Brazil attack was MARVELOUS

Alisson: That’s the vacation I needed

SmoothSkipper: What? A vacation from Virgil?

VVD04: You know I’m in this chat, Hendo

TAA66: Hi, guys!

Alisson: TRENTSKI! 🤗🤗🤗🤗 I missed you SO MUCH

VVD04: You miss everybody so much, Ali

Alisson: Including you, Virg

Ibou: VIRGIL VAN DIJK, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

VVD04: For WHAT exactly?!

Ibou: Making Sadio sad…you are a monster

VVD04: Watch who saves your butts when we get back to Liverpool

TAA66: Yes! Everybody, let’s fast-forward a month and watch Ibou save Virg’s butt

Ibou: You’ll be among my paying customers, Trent. Watch as I defend by actually JUMPING

TAA66: Watch who gives crosses into the box so you can score and preserve your dignity

SmoothSkipper: YES LAD!!!

Ibou: Who’s side are you on, Hendo?

HeyJude: Hi, everybody! My name’s Jude and Trent invited me to this chat. Nice to meet you all!

Fabi-lad: What a well-mannered young man 😀 Pleased to meet you

Bobby’sAwesomeTeeth: HEY JUDE

VVD04: Peculiar chat name…I take it you’ll be joining us in January?

HeyJude: If Man. City don’t get me first

SmoothSkipper: HELL NO THEY WON’T!

ActualDarwin: If Guardiola comes near you, I’ll headbutt him

ActualDarwin: And mind you, I’ve done that before. And I’m not proud of it 😐

HeyJude: You know what? I’ll just stay at Dortmund

TAA66: But if you come here, you can reunite with Klopp!

HeyJude: I’ve never even played under him 🙁

TAA66: Then you can meet him! He’s a nice guy

Alisson: Yeah 😊 His hugs are great, but here they keep talking about your facial hair!

HeyJude: Oh, yeah! I love your mustache, Ali 🧔

ActualDarwin: Me too

Fabi-lad: You guys are NOT helping

SmoothSkipper: Question of the day! Put an emoji in the chat to describe what you’re doing after retirement. For me, it’s ⚽ football manager

ActualDarwin: 💇 Hair stylist

Fabi-lad: Oh god, I have to RETIRE?

TAA66: 📺 TV show with Robbo

VVD04: 🕺 Model

Alisson: 🎣 Fisherman…in wherever the boss is

Bobby’sAwesomeTeeth: 💡🦷🤣 Light shop owner, dentist or comedian

HeyJude: 🧑‍🎤 Singer

SmoothSkipper: NO

HeyJude: Then I don’t know what I want to do

Ibou: 👚 Fashion designer

VVD04: I’ll model for you

Ibou: The fashions are for short people

VVD04: HEY!

Ibou: Just kidding, I’ll give you a ring when I have a trench coat ready

SmoothSkipper: Alright! We’ll meet up after the second matchday’s complete for every team. Cheerio

(SMOOTHSKIPPER has ended the chat.)

[softsnzstuff]

Whoops my hand slipped and I wrote it. Hope y’all enjoy. I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written.

*~*~*~*~*~*~

It’s the first group stream of the spring - Steve, Eddie, Robin and Chrissy all on their separate coms. The group usually faces off in a few Mario Kart tournaments, and today did not stray from the usual.

They’re competing in a Grand Prix at 150cc. Despite being the worst driver in real life, Eddie somehow held the champion title when it came to Mario Kart.

The gamers were all hyper-fixed on their screens as the chat went off in the bottom corner. This was the second of four courses.

“Oh MY god,” Robin snorted, “How is Steve so bad at this game??”

The brunette had just overshot a turn and fallen off the edge of the road.

“Listen Robs, I’m the best driver here.”

“Yuh in real life.” Robin mocked, “That doesn’t matter here.”

It’s where it matters most

Steve sux at this game wtf

“Yeah, I mean. Eddie’s the worst driver and he’s in first.” Chrissy giggled.

“I don’t know whether to scold you or thank you, Cunningham…” Eddie squinted, eyes darting to her picture on the screen briefly.

“You look too soft to scold me today, bean.” Chrissy laughed.

She wasn’t wrong. The eldest of the group was leaned back in his gaming chair, knees tucked up by his chest. He had a bright blue fluffy blanket draped over his shoulders.

“How dare you make fun of a dying mahhh man- T’sch! h’ixxtCH! Ng’TchUU! - snrff” Eddie had ducked down into a fistful of tissues that materialized from within his blanket.

“Bless you.” The other three sounded off.

“You’re not dying Eddie.” Steve rolled his eyes at his partner’s dramatics.

“Then why am’b I in quara’dtine?” Eddie retorted back.

Robin and Chrissy both silent laughed as their jaws his the floor.

“Steven!!!” Robin exclaimed, “You put Eddie in quarantine???”

Oh my god he did not 🤣🤣

Steve why!!!!

I mean I would do it…

“He’s got a bad cold. But it’s on top of his spring allergies…” Steve tried to defend himself.

“And??” Chrissy asked.

“H’eTCH! Isshuu! … T’szziEW!”

Bless you bless you bless you

Bless you

Bless you times three

“And he keeps doing that.” Steve muttered. “I have an event later this week and didn’t wanna risk catching it.”

Eddie just stared at the screen intensely as he quickly wiped at his nose with another tissue, other hand still on the controller.

“You know you’re gonna catch it anyways right? It’s you Stevie, come on.” Robin teased.

“YES!” Eddie shouted as he finished the race in first place, followed shortly by Chrissy, Robin and lastly Steve.

Robin eyed her camera as the third race queued up. “How many of you think Steve is gonna get Eddie’s cold anyways? Let me know.”

The countdown started on the screen and the race begun as chat popped off.

Absolutely

Duh. It’s Steve

He probably already has it and doesn’t have symptoms yet smh

YES LMAO

They’re almost two laps in when Eddie’s nose starts to tickle deep in his sinuses. His eyes start to close as his nostrils flare.

“Hhhh…”

What’s wrong with Eddie?

That’s a funny face dude

I think he’s gonna sneeze again?

Cmon Eddie you’re so close to the finish!

“HIH!” Eddie scrunches his nose trying to will the sneeze away.

“Okay there Eds?” Steve raised an eyebrow.

“Gonna… snehh sneeze…”

He was in first place by a landslide. As he gasped an inhale, he quickly brought the crook of his arm up to his face and used the wrist of his other arm to hold it there, controller completely useless.

“H’MPTCH! ii’SHHiew! H’eKSHT! SNF … fuck!”

He blinks himself back into concentration, holding the controller with two hands again.

Bless you again

Poor guy’s really sick

Stupid allergies

“Passed ya!” Chrissy teases as the speakers sound, letting everyone know she’s now on her last lap.

“Only because I’b dyi’g.” Eddie gave a watery sniffle as he dragged the backside of his wrist under his damp nose.

He glanced the chat and smiled weakly. “Awww thank you for the bless you’s.”

Chrissy finishes this race in first, Eddie very closely second followed by Robin and Steve.

“Dammit!” Eddie mutters, pulling a handful of tissues out and blowing his nose.

“Yes! Yes yes yes!!!” Chrissy did a little dance in her chair.

“Yeah yeah, enjoy it while it lasts, Chris…” he mumbles from behind the tissues.

“Nice job Chrissy!” Robin shouts through her headset.

“Finally someone else can take Eddie down.”

“Sore loser are we, Harrington?” Eddie scoffs.

The fourth and final race starts and Eddie is determined. He sets the box of tissues down on the table and shifts so he’s now sitting cross legged on the chair, leaning forward.

The four streamers take off, drifting over sharp turns left and right.

“Eddie ya know if chrissy beats your ass in this race she dethrones you?” Steve smirked in realization.

When no response came, everyone looked to his screen. Eddie looked to be fighting off another sneeze.

“You okay there Eds?” Steve laughed knowingly.

A hand lifted off his controller just long enough to flip Steve the bird before it grabbed hold of the fluffy blanket and pressed it firmly to his face.

“HEH’ iiKSH!” His head bobbed down as he sneezed wetly into the blanket. “…t’isshu! H’kTCH!”

“Gross Eddie? Really??” Robin screamed.

“Into my blanket Eddie??? Come on.” Steve grumbled.

“Bla’dkets can be washed, Steven. M’by champion title cannot be reclai’bed.”

Chrissy just laughed at her best friend.

Yeah… that’s very Eddie

He’s not wrong

Gross dude

On STEVE’s blanket???? He’s DEF getting sick…

Eddie sped through the finish line and huffed a sigh of relief, setting the controller down and reaching for the tissue box once again. He plucked a few and muted his microphone so he could gurgle into them briefly.

He grabbed a fresh one to wipe at his nose one more time as the others bantered, leaning back in the chair.

He pressed a button on his headset to unmute the mic.

“Wanna go another round Dingus?” Robin offered up.

“Umm I feel like my head is full of goo.” Eddie groaned, consonants rounded with congestion. “I think I’m gonna call it and go lie down.”

The girls have a sympathy frown, knowing he must be feeling bad if he’s turning down the chance to show off his Karting skills.

“Awww alright Eddie. Hope you feel better!”

After saying some brief goodbyes, the four logged off of their respective computers, stream offline. Eddie flopped onto the couch and groaned again, closing his eyes and hoping the sinus headache would go away, when he heard the door to his streaming room open.

He opened one eye and glanced over to see Steve standing in the doorway holding a bottle of antihistamines and a blue Gatorade.

“Don’t come too close - you’ll catch your death.” Eddie teased, coughing lightly into his elbow.

“Brought these for you dummy. You sound awful…” Steve looked sheepish, “Figured I should stop being a shit boyfriend and look after you.”

Eddie raised an eyebrow, “What about your event?”

Steve shrugged, “Doesn’t matter. Wouldn’t be as fun without you anyways… gimme a hug?”

Eddie grinned and opened his blanketed arms making room for Steve, who set down the bottles and cuddled up next to Eddie. The older man closed his arms around Steve, blanket engulfing them both.

They lay there in silence for a few minutes before the younger man quickly ducked down into Eddie’s chest “HRUSSSHEW!”

Eddie quickly looked down at Steve and then kissed the top of his head. “Sorry…”

Suddenly very much in the mood to write Streamer!Eddie suffering through a cold on top of his seasonal allergies on a stream 😳 do I do it….?

[the-void-writes]

Happy WBW!!

okay okay okay I know it's WBW... But I have a blorbo question... So I'll mix them....

I would like some Tyler crumbs pls. Have you shown a faceclaim? / Picrew? I would like to know more about his placement in the story and his arc with others 🥺

I would like to know more about my new blorbo 👉👈

@bloodlessheirbyjacques

@bloodlessheirbyjacques I love any opportunity to talk about the staff, don’t worry 😁

Tyler Albright

In the words of Salt-N-Pepper and En Vogue, “Whatta man, whatta mighty good man” 🤣🤣

Tyler’s just a fun person to be around. He was a gentle jock in high school, loving to show off while also acting like a gentleman. He once carried a girl across a parking lot to her car because her shoes were making her trip. That girl, Isabelle, eventually became his wife. But she got sick and passed away sometime near the apocalypse, and Tyler dedicated his time to soldier-training at Ves Corp because he had nowhere else to go.

Rio was his first friend, both of them bonding over losing the love of their life, though Rio didn’t share many details about it. Tyler is part of the reason everyone started talking to each other again, because Rio had isolated himself because he felt guilty for everything, but Tyler and Harley got him to let the others back into his life.

He’s like a big brother to everyone, especially Avery and Cierra. He and Julie love poking fun at each other, and he and Harley help each other out since they’re the new guys in the group. They have their own little village in the woods since they’re all still overwhelmed by how Paradise works. It’s a nice little place with an outdoor patio that Tyler loves to mix drinks on while everyone chats.

Sophie visits a lot because she still very much considers Rio as her father (one of them, at least 🤣), and the others love her. Tyler builds a little swing set for whenever she comes over. He had always wanted kids with Isabelle, so Sophie is a nice second-chance for him, even if he’s more of an uncle to her.

He’s actually rather popular whenever he goes into town. I mean, tall sweet man with muscle, of course people want to talk to him 😂 I’m still not sure if he’s gonna find someone in Paradise since he really loved Isabelle, but that’s also exactly what Rio said and now he has Harley, so you never know.

Thank you for letting me ramble about him 🤣