#okay dad idk why u ask when u evidently are skilled in the art of gd mind reading
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my dad is so cute
#rly unlocked the door when he saw me come home and then was like “hey have a beer#said hello hi tell me your brain thoughts now#deep stare into my soul#okay dad idk why u ask when u evidently are skilled in the art of gd mind reading#dude said oh you don’t wanna talk#let’s talk about how much i’m glad you ditched your loser boyfriend#lemme tell you about when my mom knocked me out with a frying pan bc i chipped her entire porcelain kitchen all over with my bb gun#this dude literally can read my entire body language from across the street and act accordingly
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