#okay byyyyyye

[musical-chick-13]

new Bring Me The Horizon album, save me

new Bring Me The Horizon album

SAVE ME NEW BRING ME THE HORIZON ALBUM

[cleaverqueer]

Sucks when people id otherwise think were cool feel the need to dunk on trans men for the crime of *checks notes* talking about their oppression

[howdoyousleep3]

husband and i were having good sex and i was really feeling it and he was getting all growly like he does when it feels too good and he pushed me off of him and said, “when the hell did you get so good at riding me?” (mainly bc i’ve been to scared to get on top and haven’t done it in a while) and i was all 🥺 and said, “i’m just really feeling good about myself lately” and this man’s response was— “fuck, that’s hot”

[baldurspeen69420]

I might be shooting myself in the foot here but I keep thinking about this and feeling conflicted so fuck it

In the days of olde (like what two months ago maybe?) I made a post about perceiving Astarion as a pansexual (I wrongly called him bisexual in the post) man with a preference towards men as a headcanon of mine

But lately there's been so much discourse around the sexualities of these characters, Astarion especially, and I just want to put down my stance here in case someone sees that old post and gets the wrong idea

The Baldur's Gate 3 characters are not gay or straight or "playersexual". They're pretty deliberately pansexual. I don't even think they're written as preferring any gender over another, contrary to the headcanon I held previously (it was a silly comment that really just blew up too much and not something I even agree with anymore particularly)

Romancing any companion as any gender is completely legitimate and true to their characterization and that's final in my book.

I just wanted to correct myself and say that definitively. If you're going around saying Astarion is clearly gay or whatever you're being a doofus

I'm also sorry to anyone who I made uncomfy with that post forever ago because it was so reminiscent of the discourse and erasure going on, I wasn't even aware of "gay Astarion" hot takes at the time of making it and it was careless of me overall

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

The Lady of Islàn

Link

Summary: Sir Ristridin left Isadoro alone in Islàn after the events of Secrets of the Wild Wood. Years later they met again.

Notes: I finished this and realised Ristridin was only in like a third of the fic, oops. So this ended up being more a headcanon for Isadoro’s future, but with a bit of Ristridin/Isadoro.

Also a formal apology for this being so short, it must be annoying finally seeing a new fic in the The Letter for the King tag and it only being like 1500 words. But on the other hand, at least this one is written, the longer ones are still gathering dust on my hard drive, so I hope people will enjoy this nevertheless.

[the-trans-dragon]

Could a person with mental illness do THIS?

*spends 20 minutes trying to respond to a text, too anxious to commit to a first word such as "Hey" versus "Hi!" versus maybe a unique catchphrase I should incorporate into my personality like "Banjo bonjour!" or, if it would be more logical, "Bonjour banjo!"*

[fae-and-fox-the-second]

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[hopeinthebox]

you needed to see this OKAY BYYYYYYE

[the-s1lly-corner]

Can i request something where reader gets spot a poodle, a small one, the toy poodle breed. I think he'd deffo have a small dog strapped to him with that baby front backpack

Reader getting Spot a dog!

Imaging that the dog also has a spot or two on their fur

Shorter post for today since I gotta juggle a bunch of stuff today!!

The dogs name is dot

Or dottie

Short for dorothy

Snorts

Loves the dog, so much

Baby talks the dog

"Did you know dogs are more receptive to that baby voice people use-" "did you make that up or-"

Gets (steals) the highest quality food and treats for his baby

Probably also does raw stuff when he has the time to put things together

Does research to make sure Dot had the best quality of life

Gets on the floor to play with her

Baby backback

Front pack?

GEYS DOT LIL OUTFITS AND COATS WHEN IT GETS COLD

granted dot isnt explicitly a poodle here, so

Yeab

Admin doesnt know much about dog breeds <\3

Gets loads of accessories and shit for them

Loads of walks and outdoor play!!

Prompts him to try to make friends (while hes disguised) to find them some dog friends

Great furparent

Gets very emotionally attatched to them as well

His best friend :(

Okay byyyyyye that's it I gotta go make meatballs

[padawansuggest]

I just think it would be a cool AU if Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon had a relatively normal apprenticeship because Tahl, Clee, Adi Gallia, Bin Ibes and Tholme all formed a ‘bully Qui-Gon till he’s a normal person and treats his kid good’ group and accidentally sped up Qui-Gon’s parental feelings (yes, while I hate Jedi Apprentice Qui with a burning passion, that doesn’t change the fact that he canonically gets so attached to Obi that he legit gets ‘my baby is growing up and will leave the nest one day’ feelings more than 5 years before he died lol okay he was Helicopter Daddy for a while there it was funny) and now they have to deal with Qui-Gon dropping Obi-Wan off (Qui-Gon taking liberties as a master to make his child stay home on particularly dangerous missions AU??? Delicious) at another master’s apartment (usually one of the bullying group, occasionally a very annoyed Mace because I think inflicting Obi-Wan on him is so funny okay, three times it was Yoda and Qui-Gon decided never again when he found his kid licking a random frog one day he needed to cut that shit down fast oooooof) with a care packet (including footie pajamas cause Obi-Wan gets cold and sometimes kicks off his blankies but mostly cute, as well as his sleepy time meds in case kiddo isn’t going to bed, and also a leaflet about what not to do when Obi-Wan is sleepwalking with his eyes fully black and things are floating around him like a hungry planet looking for it’s next victim, cute things like that) and for one Obi-Wan is properly taken care of.

Also Qui-Gon would def do weed with his kid and tbh I think that would be canon too (leaves are a part of the living force 😌) but mainly I think Qui-Gon would look at his tiny 19 year old baby antichrist and go ‘hmmm… like catnip for humans’ and gives him a fat joint kk thanks byyyyyye

[cantevenbeachhere]

🥱 : a sleepy voicemail

*yaaaaaaaaaawns* Heeeey, sorry I missed your call earlier. Guess it’s your turn to miss mine.

*hums sleepily* You’re probably asleep considering how late it is. I didn’t even realize. That’s what happens with campfire parties on Beach, time just flies by.

I hope I didn’t miss anything important from your call. You didn’t mention anything important, so I guess everything’s okay.

*yaaaaaaaawns* Sorry! Sorry sorry, I’m gonna go now before I fall asleep on the phone. Talk to you later byyyyyye.

Voicemail Asks

[simply-windy]

Thank you to @otherdaydream for helping me through making this fucking sideblog bc like- BROOOOOOOOOOOOOS why was my anxiety so bad when it came to making this??? This shit is SO freeing haha I love this so much genuinely!!!!!! [Also you should like- Totally check out my bestie <33333333] [Also check out my partner, @ketch-sideblog <33333] I love them both dearly and YOU GUYS SHOULD TOO!!!! Okay Imma shut up now and go uhhhh. Draw. Or play Phighting. Or something. Okay byyyyyye.

[tumbler-town-incorrectquotes]

What if Sage just-

Alex: Ahhh they’re tailing me, OH THEY ARE CLOSE, REQUESTING BACKUP, OVER

Sage: Okay, it’s time for Plan B. *Gets out phone and dials* …Sasha! Heyyy, so, one of my buddies is kind of in a pickle with the foundation, think we can carpool? Great. See you in ten!

Alex: I HAVE TO RUN FOR TEN MINUTES?!

Sage: No, I just said ten. Three, two, one.

Serpent’s Hand: *Busts in, saves Assistant and Alex in one fell swoop*

Sage: Heyheyhey, get the wet-cat-looking-guy in my buddy’s cell too.

Windsor: Are you talking about me?

Sage: Yes. Now get out here yah cryptid

Assistant: Why does that word sound so important?

Windsor: Cryptid?

Assistant: Yea

SH: Let’s just get out of here.

Sage: Oh, right *Casually makes a portal* Byyyyyye

*The Gang Leaves*

Bright: Y’know what? I don’t get paid enough for this.

[PFFFT YES!!]

(Alex & Assistant - @evilassistantbutnotmean Sage - @sagehyperfixates)

[wyn-n-tonic]

omg omg omg so i just finished my job interview and the hiring manager is out on a vacation but the recruiter was so great and amazing and was like, 'no i'm scheduling you for your hiring interview like the moment she is back.' and oh man oh man, it was so lovely and i just hope really good things come and to celebrate i'm going to post August early okay byyyyyye.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

“SAD” by Lemon Demon is the Nick Close song ever and this is also my way of telling you that I hc him as having seasonal affective disorder okay byyyyyye!

[izzyspussy]

i love that literally every time jamie talks back to one of the coaches everyone else is immediately like okay byyyyyye