#okay byyyye

[bearlytolerant]

I was watching a Solas dancing at Halamshiral mod video and my 6 yr old came up and watched over my shoulder and started laughing and said, “he’s a bawld…hah he’s a bawld elf” and now I’m picturing children in Thedas coming up to solas and being like “why are you bawld?”

[columboscreens]

[a1tie]

Let me cook.

I got something scrumptious for y’all coming up but lemme give you guys four incorrect quotes today.

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Shinobu: Mitsuri, is that a hickey?  Mitsuri: It’s just a mosquito bite.  Obanai: [walks in the room] Shinobu: How’s it going, mosquito.

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Kiyo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Naho, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Aoi: what are you guys DOING. Kiyo: playing systemic oppression!

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Akaza: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kokushibo?  Kokushibo: … No.  Douma: I do!  Kokushibo: I know, Douma.  Douma: I’m sad!  Kokushibo: I know, Douma.

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*Hatengu Clones having dinner.*

Aizetsu: C-can you pass me the salt?

*Urogi and Karaku throw Sekido across the table.*

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Mwah!~

[naaddiie]

Okay, spoilers for Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse, so uh. Y'know, keep scrolling and stuff if you don't want that.

Okay, all good? Great.

The thing about Miguel going on about how "canon events" being disrupted destroys dimensions is that... he's wrong?

I mean, we've already seen Earth-42 and Earth-1610's "canon events" being disrupted with the whole dimension hoping spider, and stuff, and they're both still standing. Sure, Earth-42 is a little worse for wear, but it didn't literally glitch out of existance like Miguel's new dimension did.

And the thing is, neither is Pavitr Prabhakar's. Iirc, his earth isn't glitching at all even after disrupting the canon event. One of The Spot's holes is swallowing it slowly which is to be expected when a man made of inter-dimensional portals throws himself head-first into a collider, if you ask me.

What happened to Miguel's world looks a lot more like what happens to the spider-people if they stay in a dimension they're not supposed to be in for too long.

(Which is where this entire theory starts to unravel on my end bc he was already wearing a watch that should've prevented his presence from glitching things out. Also, the spider from Earth-42 is still in Earth-1610 at the begining of the movie and everything is, once again, completely fine. And also, nothing's happened to Gwen even though she probably spends a mayority of her time in Spider HQ and hasn't been home in months, though she does hop around a bit so that might be preventing anything bad from happening? Point is, I don't think the running theory of disrupting "canon events" being the thing that levels universes is Correct. Idk exactly how wrong it is. But it is.)

[icybloggss]

Vinnie is Boyfriend material and that’s on period.

[yoan-le-grall]

[alberta-sunrise]

Men of Tumblr… stop sending me pictures of your cocktail sausages.

No woman wants that! They’re not cute!

Vent over!

[felt-squirrels]

That Sort Of Enemies to Lovers Modern Javid Au That I’ll Never Write

• Ok basically

• Jack and Davey don’t know each other

• And they both know Katherine

• And Kath and Davey get into a fight and Kath asks Jack for help

• It’s easily resolved but now from the very little Jack knows about Davey, he kinda hates him

• Then the friend group throws a party or something I dunno their like college age in this

• And Jack’s first impression on meeting Davey is that “this is the asshole who made Kathy mad? Oh fuck he’s hot quick don’t get feelings uuuuuh”

• And Jack sort of insults David ten seconds after meeting him in person

• So now Davey hates Jack too

• But their both part of the front group now so they keep seeing each other and then Jack gets a job at Davey’s favorite café and turns out they live in the same dorm building so yeah

• Eventually Jack is like “fuck it” and sort of apologizes

• And Davey just couldn’t care less he’s kinda done with this flirty art student who made his life way harder with all his other friends but he excepts it

• So they keep seeing each other but now they just kinda ignore it

• Until they’re at a Halloween party and they both start talking to each other not realizing who they are because Halloween costumes and masks

• But then someone calls them by their names and they look at each other like “you mean the conversation I’ve been having for the last hour about Star Wars isn’t some friend of a friend and instead the guy who royally pissed me off the first time I met him?”

SO YEAH THAT’S THE FIRST PART I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW PART TWO IN THE AFTERNOON METHINKS

[thicksimpx]

Just here to say my regularly scheduled “smd”

[oflorien]

 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄  𝐀𝐓  𝐀  𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍  𝐎𝐅  𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍  𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.  chords  wrought  with  memory  sung  in  sorrow,  valar's  gift  silenced  at  the  moment,  features  speak  with  the  knit  of  brows  and  hesitant  tongue.  so  follows  in  a  breath  that  utters  the  same  sentiment  from  differing  lips.  centuries-long,  unending.  a  rattle  of  self-reproach,  rosy  lips  bit  before  the  drawback,  spine  straightening  like  the  taut  of  a  finely  strung  bow.  ❛ i  would  ask  that  you  spare  me  the  condescension  of  such  comparisons.  you  needn't  offer  flattery  with  no  bearings.  ❜  only  golden  hue  of  a  beloved  mother  is  carried  in  the  set  of  her  gaze.  if  such  artful  similarities  exist,  she  is  entirely  blind  to  them.  always  made  more  of  the  moon,  silver  maiden,  ORDINARY  CHILD  OF  EXTRAORDINARY  PARENTAGE.  nothing  waged  in  war,  nothing  inspiring  coveted  jewels.  yet  still  at  the  mention,  with  youth  long  past  hundreds  of  summers  celebrían  aches  for  the  warmth  of  her  mother's  wisdom.

every  word  swallowed  down  as  one  would  consume  fragments  of  shattered  glass.  no  wreckage  or  barrier  of  ruin  would  keep  her  mother,  nor  her  father  from  carving  the  world  in  twine.  she  sits  in  the  heart  of  every  woeful  tale,  dangers  spoken  of  mordor  and  every  inhabitant  sharpened  of  maw  and  blade.  she  is  not  as  strong  as  alatáriel;  not  in  spirit  or  depth  of  courage.  gaze  tracks  upwards  to  blue,  head  canting,  wounded  songbird  quiet  in  observation.  her  gaze  has  encountered  so  many  of  the  dead,  piercing  hues  of  ichor  into  souls  and  found  every  regret,  every  mourning  that  tethered  cursed  to  the  realm  of  the  living.  AND  THE  LIVING  SUFFER  MUCH  MORE  HAUNTINGS.  ❛  more  of  your  children  will  be  lost,  you  must  know  this.  what  parent  would  not  wage  war?  ❜  voice  a  slip  of  melody  ushered  into  light,  remorse...empathy  that  could  not  be  carved  from  her  bones  delicate  in  her  visage.

❛  and  a  daughter  punished  for  the  sins  of  her  mother  when  you  would  have  done  the  very  same.  ❜  and  she  marked  for  unseen  fate.  this  would  not  be  her  undoing  but  the  silver  maid  knew  of  neither  certainty,  blind  to  life's  path.  far,  far  down  the  line  an  anguish  that  will  suffer  upon  her  fëa,  tear  her  away  from  everyone  she  ever  loved.  no  tide  or  semblance  of  mercy  would  keep  her  from  it.  ❛  when  comes  the  time,  would  you  at  the  very  least,  honour  me  with  a  quick  end  ?❜

UNGILDED CAGE IS KEPT WITHIN THE CONFINES OF HIS TENT RATHER THAN IN MORDOR'S FASHIONED DUNGEON, SO THAT NO UNNECESSARY HARM WOULD COME TO HER BY THE MORE UNRULY OF HIS CHILDREN. she is a high valued prisoner, and he would not have her sullied while she is still worth a high price. FOR HE KNOWS BETTER THAN ANY, WHAT IT IS LIKE TO LOSE CHILDREN. her mother, heruni Altáriel, has indeed taken many from him. merciless, AND SOME, RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES. BUT NEVER HAS SHE WATCHED AS HE WEPT OVER THEIR REMAINS. what mercy might he wish to afford her, other than that which he already has? MUCH MORE THAN SHE DESERVES, IN HIS OPINION. yet . . . perhaps by her own standards, if the uruk were more highly regarded. he grapples not, with the lady celebrían's capture.

BEYOND HER QUIET CHANT OF COURAGE, ONE OF DEATH SWELLS LIKE A TIDE TO DROWN IT OUT. spelling of death. "death into darkness, one phantom in fire, death into darkness, and one phantom to bind them in fire." HIS NARROWED EYES CAST UPON HER, WITH LIPS TURNED UP IN A SOFT SNEER. barely detectable, but just enough to have an effect on his expression. hands docilely resting at his sides. "you remind me of your lady mother." his low voice strains and breaks, as he turns on his heel and begins pacing. hearth glowing and bringing colour to soft pale skin. his head turns minutely in her direction. "in both beauty . . . and fire." HE CONTINUES, IN HER MOTHER TONGUE. a soft shake shifting piked ears. ENDURING HER VITRIOL WITH GRACE.

URUK. HIS MOUTH TILTS A BIT HIGHER IF ONLY A MOMENT. HIS SHOULDERS TURN TO MEET HIS HEAD AS STRIDE TAKES TOWARDS HER CONFINEMENT. CROUCHING, WITH HAND DANGLING FROM HIS THIGH. "no." he admits. still smiling, 'neath lowered brows. "however . . . it is the burden of any parent, that demands we do whatever it takes to keep them safe." he is counting on this. steel blue eyes flickering, detecting all which she offers. "free." this is all he says, for now.

[bearlytolerant]

Gwyn got a haircut. Just needed you all to know.

[windy-trickster]

I get this like- Nice itchy sensation whenever someone compliments my art or my characters or something like that

It's a good sensation and it makes me really happy. Idk why I decided to make a post about this I've just honestly been having a good day today!!! Which is rare for me!!!

Hopefully gonna post another Remsis doodle at some point... He's on the brain rn and he's open for plotting too...

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

WAIT i just saw everyone's tags and omg i FORGOT the new underverse episode came out today GHGHFJ.G BE RIGHT BACK

[maddogmp3]

sotd!! i need to go to bed but in honor of mr weekes unbelievable ability to deal w The Situations in such a dignified manner,

[crazydazeymuses-archive]

// Helluva Boss rpers make the funniest posts/IC interactions.

I praise y’all.

[barkingangelbaby]

in bed before midnight??? oooooo who is sheeeeee