#okay but imagine these old people texting 😂

[bamboo-bees]

Amen 🙏

[cal-daisies-and-briars]

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Me making it my sole mission for you to finish this fic 🦮🥲😂

You know I'm not even gonna do the math here. I'm just gonna give you 1000 words. Hahaha. Thank you for the motivation!

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“You were there,” Buck reminds him. “You saw it.”

“Did you say anything that wasn't true?” Eddie asks. 

“No, but-”

“From where I was standing? Nothing you said was out of line in the slightest.” 

“I ruined Maddie’s dinner,” Buck sighs. “And a sort of nice moment with that stupid baby box.”

“Buck, if that's how you feel, how they made you feel, you have every right to say so. Dinner be damned.”

“You sound like my therapist,” Buck accuses.

“Well, I’ve heard she’s smart,” Eddie retorts. “So, good.”

“I just don’t get it,” Buck sighs. “Why does Maddie deal with any of it? They haven’t changed. She said they were willing to try, but this doesn’t feel like trying. This is the same as it always was. Oh, except she gets presents for her baby.”

“Buck-”

“Okay, that wasn’t fair. The baby should get presents. It’s good that they’re showing interest in Maddie and their grandchild, just…”

“Why aren’t they showing interest in you?” Eddie asks. 

“Not just that,” Buck replies. “Like, yes. That. But, also, I don’t understand why they have so much… I don’t know… Scorn? For me. Like, clearly I wasn’t imagining that. They didn’t care, even from when I was a baby.”

“Hmm,” Eddie replies, clearly thinking about it. 

“Eddie, this… I mean, I’ve spent so long talking about it in therapy. Feeling like I could never be good enough for them impacted everything I did my whole life until very recently.”

“I know what you mean,” Eddie says quietly.

“And now I find out, it’s just… Always been that way?” 

“That says more about them than it does about you,” Eddie replies. “Unconditional love is the main part of the job. You know that. You can give it. If they can’t, it’s something broken in them.”

And the thing is? Eddie is totally right. Buck knows Eddie is right. All the people in his life that he trusts would say the same thing. Except maybe Maddie, but this is her baggage, too. And she’s always been more forgiving than maybe she should be. 

“You know what, you’re right,” Buck sighs. “I feel like shit, but this isn’t on me.”

“It’s not,” Eddie agrees. 

“I can figure out what this means with Maddie going forward but… But I don’t have to deal with any of this,” Buck realizes aloud.

“You don’t,” Eddie confirms. “And I know it sucks and there’s no real way to heal that wound but… Buck, you don’t need them. You have a family that loves you unconditionally.”

He does.

And at the end of the day, that’s who he’s going home to.

The rest of this is just old bullshit. 

v.

Buck resolves to put this behind him. He works on talking points in his head for next time he sees Maddie. He loves her. He respects her decisions. He does not want to be involved in any future attempts at reconciliation. He thinks that’s fair. If she can’t get behind that, they have a larger issue. 

He figures he’ll give Maddie a couple of days. Wait until their parents are back in their damn RV, somewhere along the endless stretch of highway that will carry them back to Pennsylvania. The sort of drive he once did completely alone. She texts him of course. Tries to call, too. She’s concerned. He texts back saying not to be. He’s fine; just taking a breather. They can talk when their parents are gone. 

Maddie doesn’t seem to like this answer. Though he thinks it’s fair. She shows up at the house the next evening, while Eddie is at work. 

It’s just Buck and Chris. They’re just finishing up dinner. Buck made the spaghetti sauce Chris loves. It’s supposed to be a quiet, easy night for Buck to regain his composure. They’d even talked about driving to a nearby park and playing frisbee with Cranberry. But all bets are off when Maddie knocks on the door. 

“We need to talk,” Maddie says as soon as he opens the door. 

“Hello to you, too,” he mumbles, a little irritated. 

“Seriously, Evan,” she says. “Can we talk?”

He takes a deep breath. “Chris is home, so not if we’re going to argue.”

Maddie shakes her head. “I don’t want to argue. I want to tell you the truth.”

“The truth?” Buck frowns.

He wasn’t aware he’d been lied to. 

Maddie’s mouth tightens.

“There’s a lot you don’t know.”

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They sit at the kitchen table. Buck makes herbal tea. Maddie picks at her nail beds anxiously, waiting for him to be ready. 

Buck had to ask Chris to retire to his bedroom for the night. It hadn’t been a hard sell once he mentioned as much screen time before bed as he wanted. Sorry, Eddie. But judging how nervous Maddie looks, he doesn’t want Chris to overhear this. 

“So what don’t I know?” Buck asks, passing her a mug and sitting across from her. 

Maddie wraps her hands around the mug, as if seeking comfort. She takes a deep, preparatory breath. 

“This is really hard for me,” she says.

“Okay,” he replies, nodding a little.

“So you have to let me finish once I start.”

“I can do that,” he promises. 

“Okay,” she exhales. “Um… So, something pretty big happened to our family when I was nine. Something they made me promise never to tell you.”

He furrows his brows. She would have turned nine a little bit before he turned one. So there’s no way he could remember whatever it is that she’s referring to. 

“Actually,” Maddie says quietly. “It wasn’t just you. I was never allowed to tell anyone. I wasn’t even allowed to talk about it with them.”

“Jesus, did they kill someone?” Buck asks. 

“No,” Maddie shakes her head. “Let me finish.”

“Sorry,” he mumbles.

“What happened…” Maddie takes a deep breath. Her eyes start to well over with tears. Buck tenses with apprehension. “What happened… Is that our brother died.”

Buck blinks. The words don’t process quite right. 

“Our what?” He asks dumbly. Maybe she said dog or grandpa and he, for some insane reason, heard brother. But Buck is her brother. And he’s sitting right here. 

[alatismeni-theitsa]

I'm not Greek or anything, but following this blog and studying Greek culture has opened my eyes. I really do enjoy learning about other cultures. I guess when it comes to Greek retellings by American authors, I get talking about what women went through, but like... Do we... HAVE to make every single guy a bad guy and every single woman a victim? That sounds even MORE sexist if you ask me based on what's being written. Idk. I guess I'd like to see something different after studying Greek culture and getting REAL tired of Western portrayal of it.

Heyy! Welcome and thank you for the support! 💙It only takes some exposure before you start suffering/rolling your eyes like Greeks do 😂 (I'd do a Matrix reference but there are weird connotations attached there 😅 Is the term "Greekpilled" okay for this situation?? who knows)

These stories come from a culture with huge history and Greeks have studied them again and again forever. Like... we KNOW what's going on in these texts. We are aware of the dynamics and the context and how deep (or not, looking at you Circe) each character can be. We, and the whole world. And yet half the western - mainly Anglo - internet pretends they have been enlightened and can suddenly see things that people before them hadn't considered. Woooow what profound and innovative thinking!! You're so better than the rest of us, guys! I am sure absolutely nobody ever thought about the circumstances of these characters and the difficult situations they were forced into!!

And since we're at it: Lately some posts have come to my attention where people exalt Clytemnestra and all her murders, just because she suffered and lived in a patriarchal society. At the same time, they target people who focus on the complex character of Agamemnon, and label them as misogynists and enemies of Clytemnestra. 14-year-old Greeks in Gymnasio speak with more nuance about Clytemnestra and Agamemnon but I guess these grown-ass westerners think their thoughts are unique.

I, of course, don't mind when someone is sympathetic to Clytemnestra and condemns Agamemnon's actions. There is base for that. But people forget how to be chill and reasonable about their analysis. It's come to a point where if you so much as LIST Clytemnestra's bad actions, or Agamemnon's good qualities, there's always someone being condescending about it, as if they're saying "we are modern, we never accuse women now, catch up! Agamemnon is the real villain of it all". Bonus: the phrase "I support women's wrongs" (while the song "let's generalize about men" plays unironically in the background). I'd like to say to them: touch grass and read a book ΤΟΥΒΛΟ, ξύλο απελέκητο, ντενεκέ ξεγάνωτε

As for the retellings, yes they manage to be even more sexist can you imagine that! The most glaring example is Medusa's story! They have things so backward and yet the rest of us have to sit back and listen to their misinformed, juvenile takes

[cdub-95]

Corby-“Keep rubbing almost there…. come on cum for mommy….. cum all in that diaper for step mommy… I wanna wear mommy’s g/string over my diaper. Come on keep humping!!! Ahhh!!!

*opens eyes

*step mother walks into bedroom”

“Hey Corby… it’s dark in here again. You know how I feel about the lights being off in there and you having the PS5 in there after dark….”

The rooming smelling of baby powder,wipes, and petroleum jelly, and with the PS5 still hooked up she knew what was going on. My step mom always knew about my special condition, which inhibited me to wear diaper but on top of that saw my micro penis everyday…. It was both stimulating and humiliating, to have a mature milf like her change my diaper everyday.

This was my POV today after getting my little booty hole wiped clean…. She took a long look during today’s change, she’s always paranoid that I am sticking toys up there.

As of lately though i have found her much more attractive and can hardly get through a diaper change without needing a second diaper…. Fuck I was so close to cumming. Little did my step mommy know, I had a nice 3 inch plug vibrating until she came in the room and interrupted.. fuck did she look good

“Corby… this is the 3rd babysitter this month. You know I have to work from home…. I’m don’t have time with your bullshit. If the babysitter needs me tell her to text me. I have a lot of fitness videos to shoot and content to create. Oh and btw, I turned on parental setting to your phone and I found a pretty interesting picture of me on there… you like my yellow leggings. We all talk later about this…

Anyway your baby sitter Katherine is here to handle you for the afternoon.”

In comes Ms.Katherine a beautiful brunette with the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen. She takes a good look at me and doesn’t even act like I’m there.

Katherine- “So this is him, how old are you?”

Corby- “ i just turned 20”

Katherine-“And you live with your step mom?

Corby- “I mean for now… but I am still getting

a job.

Immediately I feel myself getting just dominated by this woman. I didn’t know what to say… I opened my mouth to talk and

Katherine-“ Listen I don’t give a fuck about being your babysitter… actually babysit infants and toddlers… people who need to be diapered.

But you are a special case, you don’t need to be diapered because you are innocent. You need to be diapered to be humiliated.”

Katherine walked out of the room to go grab her “phone”. I was standing in the door, more anxious and heated than ever, planning my escape I thought of grabbing stuff and going to a friends. I grab my things, phone him I’m leaving and to expect me. I was still wearing a diaper because I didn’t have time to change out of it. I turn to the living room and notice Katherine recording me.

-Katherine “where you going my sweet diaper boy, or after today call you diaper girl??

My heart sank Katherine was wearing a very revealing top and all I saw were tits the size of basketballs and her cat like face. And something else???

-Katherine “ are you starring sweet girl? That’s okay everyone does. They can’t help it, when they see tits the size of mine they just go back to infancy. Who wouldn’t I mean imagine getting to nurse these everyday?? I’ll make you a deal if you can guess my bra size, I’ll titty fuck, give you a rim job and suck you off.

😭😂😭

I know you won’t guess it, I know you probably don’t even know how to take a bra off a girl. Im not worried.”

Corby-“My heart was racing I didn’t know an appropriate bra size other than watching porn and it was just what they said I didn’t know! I have a 1 inch dick I don’t ever get pussy! Um DD?????”

Katherine-“ you have one more guess.. i recommend you get it right”

*while she squeezes her tits together and spits in her mouth to make it wet.

Katherine-“ I know you want me to swallow down your cock corby”

-Corby “Um… I would say you are a G cup!!”

Katherine-“Wrong answer..” sorry but you have to live up to your half of the bet.

**Katherine slips her top back on but comes out with a 9 inch strap on

Your heart sinks…. What is going on. I’ve only watched porn, yeah I am a perv but I’m helpless girls don’t look at me and now miss Katherine wants to peg me?

-Katherine-“you want me to change your little diaper corby hmmm? You want Miss Katherine to take care of her little girly boy??? Wipe his little boy hole and clity? Make sure he’s clean no accidents or messes…. I know it’s hard when you have a milf like your step mom walking around the house. I know you take pictures of her… and wear her thongs. What else do you do???

Feeling like I’m going to pass out, I immediately start dirty talking back. I might have a 1 inch cock but I’m going to make this last..

-Corby “I put her thongs over my diapers when I think of her!” I put them in my mouth or over my head. I need to be put in my place please mistress”

-Katherine-“ I knew you were a dirty fucker, that’s why it’s time to change your diaper. You lay right down on that blanket there. Miss needs those legs up high… what’s this? What do we have here?

A plug??? I knew, little weasel. I thought we were going to have a nice day and give you a nice orgasm.. I guess fucking not. Push that little plug out. I don’t care if it hurts get it out… Legs up”

Katherine unstraps my diaper takes the plug out of my diaper and looks at my stretched out mess.

-Katherine-“ I didn’t expect you to be plugged up, you really are a perv. I’m so happy you didn’t guess my bra size, I’m going to make you mine after you wearing that plug in my presence. You really want to fuck me? Your cock is 1 inch long, you wouldn’t know what to do if I put my tits in your face. You deserve diapers, and you will need one for a while.”

*Katherine starts applying only petroleum jelly to your ass and balls area..

* Notices that your cock is getting rock hard and balls are getting full

Katherine- “oh does little Corby like that? Getting his prostate played with. I hear you moaning already. Well how about this..

* Straps on Diaper back to Corby but with hole around the anus area

* Katherine inserts 5 inches of strap on, and makes Corby squeal.

Katherine- “I need you to be loud Corby, be loud for Miss Katherine. Stare at Miss Katherine’s big bouncing tities. You are doing so well, but I need you to cum for miss Katherine.

Cum all in your diaper. No we aren’t done yet that’s not enough cum.”

Feeling the hot mess in the front of my diaper and the KY jelly leaking out the back hole, I thought it was over and I felt that the ecstasy was going to have more very sore. Miss Katherine comes back saying that I still haven’t been properly milked.

Flipping me on my back, she stuck a pair of my step mothers g strings in my mouth and ripped both of her giant tits and hung them right over my face too. Just a minute later she was a buzzing the front of diaper with her want vibrator calling me a a slut and fucking me with her strap. I lie there fully erect with another pair of full balls.

I was no match for Katherine.

Katherine- “You little pervy fuck, you loved getting fucked by your babysitter? Just being a sitting cum dumpster. I’m shocked by the amount you actually cum. I know you couldn’t help your self from cumming like that. Look at you, all your little holes are just leaking. You are still twitching.“

**turns the vibrator on high and rubs the underneath/bottom of your diaper area

“I think she’s gunna cum again.”

-Corby” Oh fuck… I’m cumming again mum mmm mum mmmm. Fuck I’m cumminngg

**Cums*** eyes roll back in head and fills diaper completely with warm cum

*Katherine unstraps diaper and sees it’s filled with cum

Katherine-“ Little diaper slut get carried away?

I knew how much you loved that. You know who else will love it? My friends when I show them the pictures I took of you after I pegged you and officially claimed another diaper virgin.

I’ll be expecting a gift every mother’s day”

[olichat-reads]

MHA with their cat companions | Kirishima, Sero, Mina, Uraraka

a/n: look this blog already caters to so much cat content i might as well go all the way 😂 this was so fun to write tho! i based a lot of this behaviours on my own cats so believe it or not very little is exagerated lmao

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Kirishima Eijirou

owns the most social kitty in the world- like dad like furbaby

like a kid that says hello & waves to everyone on the street

has no qualms in making new friends be it cat, humans or even other animals

i headcanon kiri taking care of an old family dog, a sweet old doberman called rocky

kiri took him out for a walk one day, let him off at a dog park & he returns looking a little exasperated with a bright eyed bushy tailed little tortie glued to his side lmao

the size difference between the two is humorous but the cat is so unbothered, already so in love with his new bestfriend, running between rocky's legs, batting at those big paws playfully & already meowing up at kiri in greeting too

CANNOT seperate them. DON'T DO IT.

the little kitty starts CRYING the moment kiri TRIES to leave it behind & head back with rocky

had no choice but to take him home :)

everyone welcome pip (supposedly short for pebble) to the family

kiri brought him to the vet & everything because he acted too comfortable around people & even dogs 5 times his own size apparently

found out pip really was just a very friendly stray. a happy little thing :)

kiri is definitely one of those owners that never calls his pets by their given name lmao

rocky & pip are just 'big guy & little man'

kiri & pip both give off more doggy vibes than the actual dog lmao. the two have golden retriever energy while rocky is the calm old soul

they're just a wholesome little family <33

Sero Hanta

hanta has a long cat because i said so

actually no hanta has a meme cat

go ahead try to take a normal picture of fat gato. do it. i dare you.

you'll end up with a gallery of the stupidest cat pics

pics of him looking high af, butt licking pics, blep while he's sleeping pics, the list goes on

slap on top text, bottom text, you have a meme

not a single wholesome cute cat pic :') its never going to happen

fat gato is the chonkiest orange tabby you've ever seen btw

waddles around on his little legs

definitely overweight & lazy & on a diet

that meme of the vet showing a cat that he's overweight? that's him. that's fat gato.

hanta loves him tho. they're just both very chill & vibe together well. best homies.

oh OH- sero speaks to fat gato in spanish!! so he'll ONLY respond to spanish lmao.

like if the bakusquad comes over & tries to call fat gato over-

"fat gato! come here!" "we brought treats!"

and he'll just stare at them from across the room like 👁x👁

and sero will pop his head into the room from the kitchen & just repeat what they said in spanish "oye, gato. ellos tienen golosinas."

and its like a lightbulb just goes off in that furry head & he's rushing over with his stubby little legs, meowing excitedly for treats.

Ashido Mina

mina owns a hairless alien baby

i imagine she went to the shelter with every intention to get the prettiest model cat they have

but she laid eyes on this trembling little hairless baby with the most BEAUTIFUL blue eyes & the rest is history

and i would argue mina DID get the model cat she came for

queenie (look if mina can't name herself alien queen, she gets to call her child a queen) is a NATURAL model

that tiktok trend (?) of snapping candid photos to see if you're photogenic? QUEENIE

she just does 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 bad 👏🏻 angle 👏🏻

elegant little snob that poses for the camera, is insta famous & everything

because she's hairless, she doesn't mind clothes & is very okay with mina styling her

they totally have photoshoots together too!!!

mina's camera roll is just another level of #catmomlife

just the coolest mom & daughter on the block

you might think she's a spoiled furry brat but she's not 🥺

queenie is the most wholesome little kitty who loves mina a lot

making biscuits on mina's tummy when she's reading a magazine on her bed, 'grooming' her face when they're cuddling, just overall loving her owner

they kind of balance each other out too

mina is very outgoing & rowdy while queenie is more reserved & they make the best friends ever!!

Uraraka Ochako

chako is getting a little baby who is always hungry

his name is socks

because he's all white with a single orange striped foot (so really it should be sock as in a singular sock but sjksksj)

i imagine socks to match ochako's excited, cheery personality- a bit skittish around strangers but very friendly once he gets to know you

i think it would be funny if socks had a thing for deku too lmao

like ocha is bad at it but she tries being subtle about her crush on deku but socks gives no fucks

will run to the door, purring & meowing when deku comes over, licking his face & hands

deku doesn't mind but ocha's cheeks are just BURNING because it feels like socks is acting on HER feelings & she's just skhsks

he doesn't hoard deku tho. is happy to be with both mom & dad :)) good kitty :)

socks is also definitely one of those cats that get into your bread for some reason- takes a bite out of every. single. slice. right in the middle too.

ocha is just :'))

"you're lucky you're so cute you little RAT-"

she CANNOT leave any food or drinks in the open it WILL be stolen

its not like ocha doesn't feed him enough or anything. socks is just a ravenous lil baby & he just enjoys eating & tasting new things :')

not just meats and stuff like regular cats gravitate to either. if its food, he WILL have a taste-

ocha left orange juice on her desk? comes back to see him lapping it out of the glass

she's distracted on a phone call? socks will take the opportunity to taste the creampuff in her hand

he's just that meme of the kid running with a knife

"socks show me what you have!??"

"your lunch :D!"

"nO-"

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a/n: bakugou, kaminari & eri are alr in my drafts haha. i'm so unfamiliar w the format for headcanons. i don't wanna clog too many characters into one post so i limited it to three characters? is it better that way? shorter posts but more parts? idk. lmk what you think

[polaroidcats]

I assume that you have emotional attachments to objects (because of the print you love) and so have a favourite book which you know you will never read again but can’t throw out (and what is it if I’m right?) ❤️❤️

Hi Rory!!! 💖

oh wow everyone is nailing it with these, you are so, so correct!!!!

My inability to get rid of things I have emotional attachments to definitely applies to books, here is an incomplete list of books I will likely never even read or reread but also will never be able to give away:

My Gregor the Overlander books!! I knew Suzanne Collins mostly from these books and when Hunger Games came out/became popular I tried to tell all my friends about this series because I loved it so much when I was 10-12 years old!! And my first internet name was "Boots" because of the younger sister in that book, I loved her so much. And I don't see myself rereading them anytime soon but I have so many fond memories of absolutely devouring and rererererereading them as a preteen so they will stay forever!

"Die Geschwister Apraksin" by Karla Schneider, this was also one of my fave books when I was around 12-13, I don't remember much, except that it was about 5 orphaned siblings during or after the Russian revolution, and it absolutely broke my heart and I cried more than I had ever cried before when reading a book. I don't even think it was a particularly sad book, I think it just made me very emotional for some reason, to imagine these kids' lives and their struggles. And I read it as part of my local bookstore's initiative where they let kids borrow and read the advanced reader copies of books, and then we wrote little reviews that would get posted on a pinboard at the store. So when I had to give the book back (in order to borrow a new book, it was like a little library system within the bookstore), I immediately asked the bookseller if they had the book in stock because I wanted to buy it with my pocket money, but they only had the paperback and (again) I had gotten so attached to the hardback one and the bookseller could tell how much the book meant to me so she just gifted me the copy I had just returned, the one I read, and that meant so much to me, to get to keep the physical copy that I actually read and not have to buy a new version.

Herzen, Hände und Stimmen by Ian McDonald - I have never read this book, idek what it's about but from the book cover I assume it's scifi. I did an exchange semester in France as a teenager, and my host family didn't speak any german but somehow they got this random (thrifted) german book and they gave it to me bc I speak german. And I've never been that much into scifi but the gesture was so sweet and I have so many nice memories of my time with them, so even though I will probably never read that book I will also never give it away.

A complete translation from Vergils Aeneid with the latin and german text side by side. I did Latin in school, and for our final exams we all had to pick one specialized subject we would have an oral exam on, and my specialized subject in Latin class was the 6th book of the Aeneid, so even though I barely remember any Latin and will definitely not reread that for fun, I enjoyed it back in the day and will never get rid of that book.

I have a book on erotic dream interpretation, idk if that fully counts into this category, but my friend and I saw it when my uni library (!!) had a thrift sale of their old books, and that book was so hilarious, I had to get it and then for a while whenever I had people come over to my flat to pregame I would ask them about their dreams and would then very professionally interpret them with my book. This one might not fully count bc I'm not ruling out that I will never do that again but I haven't looked at it in a long time but would never get rid of it because it's too iconic haha

Okay this got way too long so I'm stopping now, but yeah hahaha you were so correct with this one 😂

make an assumption about me!

[stormhearty]

The continuation of "Breaking Like Glass", I read the summary and remembered you talking about the reader's cure, I confess that I haven't read it yet, since I decided to leave it for tomorrow, when my mind is more concentrated (I suffer from a mind that seems to work at 220) and I will probably sleep after here😅 Only heaven knows when your mind should be working to rebuild the story from scratch again, I send you my sincere strength. Sometimes starting over is so good, because we end up taking the direction we always wanted and realize that the old one seemed like an exercise to finally push us forward. Good luck <3

A design in her spare time. Lmao, why do I feel vibrations that your doll seems to be in a semi-open regime? 🤣 other doctrines could speak of private imprisonment.

Watching it on Halloween should be great!!! I've heard that although the movie is great, it doesn't quite match up to the books… At least it wasn't on the level of the PJO movie, which my friend said the movie and the books are totally different.

Read it! There's nothing better than re-reading something you love, and sometimes you feel everything and more when you do. Thick books are so "wow"

Ahn, that's a good question that I hadn't stopped to think about. I think I'd love to reread the "Six of Crows" duology, to feel everything again and pick up any details I missed in a moment of anxiety (anxious people suffer a lot) and "Caraval" to remember the plot. Would you like to reread any more after LOTR?

I'm like your friend, but only at the beginning when I'm still adapting to the universe. Imagine her reading "From Blood and Ashes". Reading those first chapters was very difficult. Yes, the first book is painful.

Lmao. Discount books are every reader's weak point… they know our Achilles heel🤣

It was pleasant 🙂

It's okay! I totally slept right after your last ask! Actually, no lie, I read a manwha first which inspired me for that other fic I am totally re-writing. I wrote on it for a good few minutes before knocking out in bed. 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣 That is true though. I have a Sim family in Mt. Komorebi and I haven't touched that save file since I made the house.

And the movies barely graze the books for LOTR. The lore is so humongous that the movies barely talk about it. Thick books are crazy.

I really need to ask "Six of Crows" to my TBR list if you say that you would like to put it as a re-read. Oh gosh, I know how it feels to be an anxiety reader. And I have heard of "Caraval" mostly because of Book-Tok again (and it's pretty cover).

She had ACOTAR for about three weeks and she texted me yesterday and she was like "Can't read it, got the audiobook so hopefully I can listen to it on the way to work". And I was like 😅😅😅 Oh, should that be in my TBR list too? But my attention span would have such a hard time if you tell me it was difficult to get through the first few chapters.

My moneyyy, but no regrets. I do have a goal to read like 24 books this year, so I need the books 😂😂

🤣🤣 I can imagine the face that you probably made when you typed that.

🙂🙂 It was pleasant. The slight smile with a nod of your head. Gives me all the information I need.

[buckyalpine]

I was just binge reading on your page and I looove everything you write ! Can I be a little shit and bring the angst back ??😂 Bucky fucking his girlfriend’s best friend at a party and reader not even finding out … just blissfully unaware that two of her closest people spend the better part of the night flirting and eventually fucking …

Bucky cheats

LMFAO GOD PLSSS. Okay, lets say for some reason, Bucket got out of his cage and is on the lose, hes balls deep in y/n's best friend. They're upstairs, the door is locked, so theres little chance of getting caught. There's no reason for Bucket's behavior because y/n is an angel. She's minding her own damn business all night, enjoying herself, she has no idea that when her boyfriend went to "grab a drink", that was code for him to sneak off and find your best friend, the two of them giddily making their way upstairs after flirting with each other the entire night when you were not looking. During moments you were there, they were sneaking glances at each other, smirking, lip biting, eyes trailing down each other.

Anyway, Bucket makes me sick, so lets say eventually you do find out a few days later. After crying your heart out, those sweet doe eyes he loves so much disappear. You're no longer his sweet y/n.

Imagine his surprise when you're ex is hanging around you again, and you make a show of it, brining him around the team, talking about rekindling old feelings.

Your ex is a delicious menace. and now so are you.

Imagine Bucky's face when he's up yet another night crying over you, getting a text, message hoping you've changed your mind. Only to find an video with your face hidden, however that is DEIFENTLY your voice. Your pussy is swallowing your ex's cock, his thick length covered in your creamy slick. Your practically sobbing, begging for him to give it to you, and give it to you he does. His cum is dripping out of you while he continued to pound you.

"Don't let daddy's cum go to waste angel"

"So good Nick" you slurr out before the video cuts off, and-

[accio-victuuri]

some ( small ) cpn things ☺️

as a friday treat. let’s look at some candies! for turtles only.

• in Yibo’s BAH interview, he was asked if there is someone in the crew he would take on his motorcycle. Then he said that he thinks no one is interested. Lol. Compare this to when he was with his GG and said GG is interested and wanted to try it. He didn’t need any prompting and appeared to be open to the idea of sharing his love for moto with his GG. It’s so funny because GG can’t even ride a bicycle but he’s out there saying he wants to try riding a moto 😂😂😂 all for yibo i guess!

This is one of the things I like about them is how they appreciate each other’s hobbies/interests. They may seem completely different on the surface but both of them put in effort to learn about what e/o likes. 🤍

• Yibo’s blog world interview mentioned how he bit chopsticks to train himself in saying his dialogues.

Before entering the "BAH" brush group, he still trains himself every day. Biting the chopsticks and speaking the lines, after entering the group, it did not stop, plus the tongue twisters.

Similar to what GG does too as training. I imagine this is not an exclusive practice to them but it’s nice to see they do the same things to make themselves better. No matter how big they get, these two will always do something to improve themselves.

One of Yibo’s answers here also feels similar to how GG view himself as an actor.

Thank you to the director for evaluating me as a talented actor, but my basic skills are not good I hope I can cherish my talent, make good use of my talent, and make more efforts and progress.

• In Tod’s Timeless campaign that looks at T-shaped things, turtles went 👁👄👁 with the toy! It reminded us of CQL! I know it’s a common thing and The Untamed did not invent it, but it’s just a nice thing to see.

• An old candy to “prove” that these two and their bro behavior was unusual. It’s when Yibo is not around, GG is looking for him, to the point that he has to text him to know where he is and make sure that they will be at the same place. Exhibit A is the picture taking for the cast of UT. He was messaging him and when Yibo arrived, he was like, what took you so long? Exhibit B was lunch with the cast and Bobo was not there yet. So he asks the people where Bobo is and yes, messages him. He can’t sit still knowing Yibo is not there. 🙃

I’m all looking for your friend and wanting to make sure they are included in things. What is sus to me is how GG seems to have a Yibo-radar lol. If the other is not there, he will know and that is NOT OKAY. He must message Bobo so they can be together. And here we were thinking that Yibo is whipped one. No. GG has his own clingy moments too!

-END.

[caribbean-ace]

Avoiding spoilers like the plage (as usual but at least i got to see the episode later on Thursday) another week rolls by and it means it’s time for our favorite firefighters and of course Station 19 5x02 as usual spoilers ahead:

1. Okay so it starts very steamy, i know Theo is a good guy and Vic is amazing but i haven’t feel the sparkle yet + lmao so everyone’s having sex on the opening scene or what? + BRUH I JUST LOST MY TONGUE Maya being a top? You’d love to see it + lmao they are so cute but god that shot of Maya being on top? I won’t be able to sleep + Carina gurl stop itt😩😍 + poor Andy she can’t take it anymore😂😂😂 it’s been way too long listening to those two boning all the time + same sis same, i’d be on the verge of tears + lmao Andy and Jack texting + good to know their sex life is strong as ever (i could never)

2. Dean is amazing and he deserves good things🥺 + Pru is so cute😍 + oh come on Sullivan you made a mistake but you KNOW Andy left you for what you did to Maya🙄 + lmao that was awkward + Deluca - Bishop sounds good + bro they discussing kids already? Isn’t it too soon? But you know i know nothing about relationships + i’m in love with Maya i can’t even + poor Dean + Vic gets to brag tho + that’s rough damn but he knew it was coming + i love how Andy doesn’t bother in doing her hair anymore + i’d love to punch the new captain in the face + Travis is baby + lmao Jack trying to bond😂

3. My children in action yessss + Emmett is so cute + Maya is so technical about stuff lol not so subtle at all + he’s gonna get them killed christ + this is bad + this is bad x2 + Maya and Ben bonding? I’m here for it yes give it to me + do not hurt my baby Montgomery i swear + Vic is amazing, she’s so good with people + oh no, oh no this is so bad + this Captain seems to be wanting to literally get them killed + bro that the fuck he’s so rude + poor Andy her roommates are banging like daily and she’s jusy listening there

4. Oh this is bad everyone’s down and the captain + poor kid :( i can’t imagine how hard it must be + wait he literally left them there? + oh now she has to forgive him because he saved her + lmao Jack😂😂😂😂 + it’s so hard people can’t get help they need, there are real heroes out there + i totally understand maya, it’s terrifying to bring a child into this chaotic world + drag him Andy! Go girl! I’m glad Theo has her back + are they fighting for it? Or is it sealed? I guess we’ll have to wait + lmao Carina and her idioms + i’m scared they won’t make it + oh no ohhhhh noooo she didn’t tell her + my poor Maya :( + i love them so much it hurts PLEASE DON’T BREAK THEM I SWEAR + what if they adopt? :( + lmao Jack what the hell😂 + please don’t sleep with him geez + ANDY HERRERA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? + i’m afraid Sullivan is gonna screw things up + okay but she’s so hot it’s hard to resist so i get it + good for you Sullivan you did the right thing? + okay but where was Maya? I hope she didn’t have sex with Carina to avoid the fight.

Whew so much happening on the episode, sex scenes in the opening always spice things up so that was fun lol + i knew something like this would happen down the road with Maya and Carina since Maya did voiced out the fact that she wasn’t sure she wanted kids (i really hope she goes to therapy) + Andy once again falling to an old habit, hopefully it doesn’t cost her friendship with Maya + i get it, now we have to love Sullivan *sighs* + i love how Miller, Hughes and Dixon are saving the world and they are so cute together, let’s see what brings the next season.

Bonus: how did Maya managed to avoid Carina knowing what happened? It seems in Grey’s news travels fast so i’m wondering how she didn’t know lol

Edit: to people that have sex, how often do you have sex with your clothes on with your partner? Lol that seems quite unrealistic (i know not all cases are the same and there might be folks out there that might keep their clothes on for whatever reason which is valid but you know what i mean) i’m not saying get them naked but it’s like seriously?

[foxymoxynoona]

Haha. Sounds like he needs a tech expert in his life. Can you imagine not having your friends numbers and that's just... you're okay with that?

My IT brain cannot process this as a way of living. 😱😬😅

🎉

Hahaha that dude. I wonder if he doesn't want to back things up to the cloud if he's afraid of getting hacked. All those videos of Sasha, maybe? 😉 But I also really think it could be the dude is just lazy about it LOL. He didn't say that his old phone got ruined, just that it didn't automatically update the new one, so I can see him thinking 'whatever, people will text me and then I'll have their number." 😂

Juice spilled in my purse with my phone a couple weeks after I'd gotten married. It made the phone unable to connect to anything, eve nthough the phone would still turn on, so at the store they had no way of pulling my photos off the phone, and at the time I'd never done backup. I had a lot of wedding snapshots on there 😭 So I had to just take a photo of the phone screen to get them. Ever since then, I've always backed everything up.

[dylanobrusso]

Obvious: Babysitting with Logan

Okay, so I had to take a break from Obvious for a little Logan x Reader oneshot (same reader from AOT/Obvious) because of this request! This is pre-relationship so this is just a lil filler for Obvious!

Based off this post!

Thanks, anon!

Tagging my usual taglist! :)

Taglist: @suchatinyinfinity @something-tofightfor @holamor @editboutique @ashkuuuu @geeksareunique @thoughtcrime-101 @sssilverssserpent @thebutterflyxx @obscurilicious @whovianayesha @madamrogers @tartelette-aux-fraises @mrspeacem1nusone @saltyshaggymeme @drinix @breanime @thesandbeneathmytoes @luckysstrikes @propertyofpoeandbucky @flowers-in-your-hayr @blackcoffeeandgreenteaforme @lexxierave

Trigger Warnings: Language

Lololol that pic of the kid with the baby in the front of her pants. I know you're not taking any requests, but I'd die for a fic of Logan with his kid in his pants cause he needed to use his hands for something 😂😂😂

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For some reason, you agreed to babysit your coworker’s kid. You don’t know how or why it happened, you imagined you must’ve just felt bad. David and his wife had to go a few hours up north to help clean out her mom’s house and they needed a sitter.

Logan was upset. You were supposed to come over and watch the new episode of Killing Eve together and now that you were babysitting and unable to, he was feeling rather jealous.

“You can’t just leave the kid at home for a few hours?” Logan whined over the phone once you broke the news.

“Uh, no, Logan. He’s like, two years old,” you sighed, placing him on speaker. Your coworker dropped Garrett off just a few minutes ago along with his car seat. He was attempting to walk into the kitchen but stumbled a few times as he made grabby hands toward the fake fruit bowl you had on your counter. “No, Garrett, that’s not real.”

“Who the fuck is Garrett?”

“The baby, Logan! Jesus! Look, I gotta go,” you hung up the phone quickly as Garrett tried to pull out a kitchen drawer. Logan continued to text you, still upset with you for ditching plans.  

Logan 🤠: SO you’re seriously not coming over??? 🙄

Logan 🤠: Why don’t you just bring him here?

You: Wtf is a baby gonna do at your house

Logan 🤠: I have food

You: ?? Babies need toys and simulation

Logan 🤠: Also what I need 😜

You: Bye

Somehow, though, he convinced you to come over. He had his driver come to your apartment and you sat in the backseat with Garrett, strapped into his car seat.

You made sure to bring the bag of toys with you since there was nothing child friendly at Logan’s. He told you he’d have his maid, Lauren, go out to buy “kid food” so he’d have something to eat. 

Luckily, she made it in time to the store and back by time his driver parked at Logan’s house. The driver grabbed your bags and the car seat as you carried Garrett inside. “Logan!”

“Oh, there’s my darling Clue,” Logan smiled before making a smug face at the baby. “So I guess this is Gavin?”

“It’s Garrett,” you scoffed, thanking his driver as he placed your belongings inside. “And he’s fussy so I hope you got something he can eat.”

“I’m not sure what Lauren bought. It looked like a bunch of poor people snacks,” he shrugged. “I told her not to bother with the good stuff since this will probably be the last time I have a kid in this house.” He waved his hands dramatically, walking into the kitchen with you trailing behind him.

You instantly spotted Goldfish, peanut butter, jelly and bread. “This is poor people food?” You frowned before laughing. 

I guess it sort of is.

“How would I know? I didn’t eat this shit as a kid,” he eyed Garrett who was flailing in your arms and crying. “What’s his problem?”

“He’s hungry....and I have to pee,” you groaned, placing Garrett gently down on the kitchen floor. “Can you please do me a favor and start making him a sandwich? And keep an eye on him!”

You started to walk away when Logan yelled, “Make him a sandwich out of what?!”

“Jesus Christ, Logan! A peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” You shouted as you made your way down his long hallway and into the guest bathroom. 

You washed your hands quickly, growing suspicious at how quiet Garrett seemed to be. Making your way back into the kitchen, you nearly peed yourself all over again from laughter.

There Logan was, struggling with a butter knife as he scooped out - way too much - peanut butter onto a slice of bread. Not only was his frazzled expression enough to make you burst into laughter, but the best (or worst?) part was that he had Garrett tucked into his shorts!

Garrett’s top half was poking in front of Logan’s middle, a clear unamused expression on his face. His small chubby legs were hiding in the legs of Logan’s shorts and his little feet just barely reached Logan’s knees.

“Logan, what the fuck are you doing?!” You screamed with laughter, tears welling up in your eyes. “I’m never leaving you alone with a baby ever again!”

“You told me to make a damn sandwich and watch the baby! I don’t know how to do both! He kept crawling away from me!” Logan continued to try scooping out jelly from the jar before you had enough of his horrible attempts at making a sandwich. 

“Just...hold him. The right way!” You chuckled, taking the butter knife from Logan’s hand and finishing the sandwich with ease. Once you calmed down from laughing at the scenario, you sliced the sandwich in half before sitting him on your lap to feed him.

When he seemed to be full, Logan sighed obnoxiously across from you, boredom written all over his face. “Can we go swimming or something?”

You were going to yell at him for suggesting such a thing until you remembered David had packed Garrett waterproof diapers. Logan seemed to take your thinking face as a yes, grinning as he jumped up from his chair as he ran upstairs to his bedroom. 

Your bathing suit was at Logan’s since you came over so often. If you two weren’t at the beach, you were in his pool, and there was no reason to try to remember to bring one when you could just leave it there. 

Once you got Garrett changed into a fresh diaper, you grabbed a few towels from one of Logan’s closets and put sunscreen on Garrett. 

“Finally!” Logan yelled from inside the pool, dunking his head underwater before resurfacing. “You’re wasting valuable hang out time, you know.”

Ignoring his comments, you placed Garrett on the edge of the pool at the shallow end. You sat close beside him as Logan swam laps around the pool. “You going to actually spend time with me or are you just going to show off all the skills you learned in your high school swimming lessons?” You teased, keeping Garrett still as he tried to splash the water with his legs.

“You gonna come in or are you going to ignore me for a baby?”

You sighed, taking your phone out to send an update text to David, making sure to attach a photo of his son. “I’m trying to take a photo of Garrett. Move.”

“Who’re you sending it to?”

“His dad,” you groaned, trying to get Garrett’s attention while trying to lean back at an angle without Logan in it.

“All the more reason to make sure I’m in the photo.”

“He’s married,” you grimaced, shaking your head.

“He’s going to see your legs in that picture, and that ring on his finger will no longer matter.”

“God, Logan, you’re ridiculous.” You took a bunch of photos, still attempting to have Garrett look at the camera. The only good one was of Logan in the background, making an obnoxious face.

When you sent it to David, you figured he’d simply comment on his son enjoying the pool. So you nearly dropped your phone in the water when you read his reply.

“Looks like little man is having fun. Thanks again for watching him. BTW, my wife says your boyfriend is cute.”

Logan pestered you for hours as to why you almost dropped your phone and instead threw it at one of the chairs. You didn’t bother telling him why.

[rockinmyownboat]

Don't piss your delivery driver off.

When we bring you food, we are sacrificing our time, gas, and wear and tear on our vehicle.

The most you could do, is tip us better than 3 fucking dollars. I don't know how that became a standard but I assume more risk than the fucking kitchen that cooked it in getting it to you.

You opted to keep your ass at home for any number of reasons that don't mean a thing to me. I have a job to do. I'm a professional. And I'm gonna fuckin do it.

The least you could do is just be a decent human. Be nice. That's all.

I have zero complaints about the wear and tear and gas and other problems associated with a life on the road. I picked this life. I'm okay with my choices.

What I have a hard time with is when entitlement comes into play and I start getting treated like a goddamn slave. I get testy.

You're not gonna treat me like dirt just Because I choose to make my money as a servant.

If you treat me like shit, I'll mirror your energy. And I guarantee you I'm better at it. With way bigger balls.

See, you just wanna eat...

but me?

I'm working...

And you don't get to complain about me to a manager ....

Cause my manager is me.

My "complaint box" is the trash can icon on my phone.

You wanna talk about a fucking game changer?

It is the best thing about being a "lowly" delivery driver.

I once threw a guy's drink at his face.

Not in.

At

His face.

I full on baseball-chucked a large 32 ounce Dr Pepper from Popeyes right at this dudes face for being an absolute dickhead to me during every aspect of our interaction.

I had texted him to let him know that the restaurant was backed up. I do this as a gentle reminder. That I'm on my time. Not making money. Waiting for his order. But I'm not gonna be a douche and just say that. So I just explained the situation. I was at the drive thru waiting behind 6 other cars and the order wasn't ready yet.

His reply was, "k, so?"

Apparently he wanted to play. But I let it go. I did not respond.

Upon acquisition of his Popeyes order I texted him to let him know I was on my way.

I needed him to clarify his drop off instructions. And told him as much. The drop was at a secured building and he left an apt # ... but no code to get in the building.

When the instructions say "leave at door" and customers forget to include codes to get in the building, that pisses me off. it disrespects my time by not being prepared. I don't get paid hourly....

This guy responded like a 12 year old girl. "GOD you're so ANNOYING!!!"

That last bit made me laugh I'm not gonna lie.

Yet again, I didn't respond to his energy. I had already calculated my courses of action by this guys demeanor.

I wasn't gonna get a tip no matter what. So at this point, I am just making my less than $4 base charge for the mileage.

That gives me a unique edge when I don't have a goddamn thing to lose in the scenario.

Option A: leave the guys order on the street to be picked up by bums or dogs.

Option B: throw the guys order against the door of his building again to be picked up by bums or dogs. And get the satisfaction of having this guys tastiness sliding down the glass of his apartment building.

Either option was delicious enough.

He presented a third option.

It was an offer I could not refuse.

When I arrived he was standing at the door of his building. His hair was disheveled. He couldn't even hold his own baggy sweat pants up and handle his phone at the same time.

It was comical to imagine even before this heavy expensive bag of food and two drinks gets thrown into the mix.

I can tell as I'm handing him the order that the guy didn't think this through.

He's now got an elevator ride to the 6th floor carrying up his big ass bag of Popeyes and 2 32 Oz drinks, while holding his pants up cause apparently texting me the entry code to his building was too goddamn complicated. Some people's kids.... 😂

Oh ... and To make matters more complicated, no drink carriers. I had told the guys at Popeyes not to worry about it... when the guy started being an entitled prick to me in the beginning... 😏

I handed off the bag and one of the beverages. Didn't say a word.

He turned to walk away without the second drink. I said "hey you forgot--" and before I could even get the words out, he goes "why don't you fuckin take this drink and dump it over your head, asshole! You're the shittiest driver I've ever seen!!!"

My brain.....

Broke.

Like. It literally broke.

My eye twitched. And I cocked my head.

And I improvised.

At that point even Babe Ruth could not have duplicated the power of that 32 ounce Dr. Pepper as it launched from my arm like a cannon.

He not only ended up wearing the first drink by using it to try to block the syrupy bomb hurling towards his face .... he went down ....

....with his sweats .....

.....and his meal ......

......and his phone......

....in what I can only describe as the most expensively delicious mess on the carpet of his ritzy apartment building.

The best part? It all happened in full view of the security camera....

If I could buy that footage It would be viral in minutes.

While holding in my laughter under my mask, i bid him good luck in the midst of his sticky situation

Then the Plaid Ninja disappeared into the night to deliver another order for a customer who wasn't a douche bag ... but didn't get a story.

#mylife

#mystory

#fuckubereats

#memoirs

#comedy

#popeyes

[cum-allergy]

30 Random Facts

I was tagged by @im-back-with-the-madness thank you so much i love being tagged in anything!!!!

Rules: Answer 30 questions and Tag 30 people

Name: Karisma

Nickname: K-Slice

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Capricorn

Height: 4′11

Time: 6:51 PM

Birthday: December 25th

Favorite Band: dude,,,,, i can’t even answer this question honestly,,

Favorite Solo Artist: Andy Black, Tyler Jospeh, Patrick Stump, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, aLL oF thEm i LovE thEM

Last Movie I Saw: Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

Last Show: Voltron Legendary Defender

When did I create my blog: four or five years ago??? idk why tho honestly i think i saw text post memes and i wanted to find their source

What do I post: a shitfest of anime and really bad band memes

Last thing I google searched: Welcome To Nightvale

Do I have any other blogs: @palaceforsouls yeah im an emo ass fanfic writer okay 

Do I get asks: yeah, i get a good amount i love all of you who take the time out of your day to type me a message srsly y’ll are lovely and fab and make my day :)

Why did you choose this blog name: My old name was littlelinky14 but i decided i need a change bc it was just a rly outdated name and interests had changed. now its an accurate description of my life hahaha

Blogs I follow: 279

Followers: 146

Favorite colors: black, purple, blue, and the pan pride colors bc why would i not like them

Average sleep: tHeRe iS nO AVERAGE LMAO three days ago i slept for 12 hours and yesterday i slept for 3 hours which is also and accurate description of my life lmao

Lucky number: 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Instruments: rEcorDeR and a little bit of electric guitar to the point of being able to riff with my brother on his bass

What am I wearing: A beige tshirt from woot.com and my old gym shorts from middle school

Dream job: something in science but like that im good at idk man life is a mess

Dream trip: the ocean, space, anywhere it really depends on who im with

Favorite food: Pinto/Black beans, rice, and cheese hands down i eat that everyday and i will wither away without it

Nationality: hispanic and asian but im born in america so im american i guess??? i always get this question and never know how to respond

Favorite song: sHiT i Don’T knOw MAN fUcK probably Millstone by Brand New and Favorite Record by Fall Out Boy (@attackonemo)

i tag @rad-as-heckle @espionageoftheheart @attackonemo​ @13-toxic-shadows-13​ @pancake13error​ @cat-waffles​ @torin-is-gay​ @artsyprick​ @pizzapugss​ @smol-angst-child​ @little-allie-cat​ @rightsideupphysics @upsidedownphysics

@imagining-phantastic-ships I love all of y'all sm omg 😂