#okay beauty queen

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin for Chanel Beauty.

[zerosuitsammi3]

IM OFFICIALLY THE GOBLIN QUEEN!!!!!!!

Art by @gramdraw

[peirbiwierbii]

all trans women know hot to pose silly,eat hot chip and lie 🥵🫦

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

[homicidalbrunette]

Here's 3 minutes of Katya and Trixie acting like an old married couple

[candiedstarss]

Kwak Dong Yeon's ability to play poor little meow meow's should be studied. My god that mans dedication to being sad and pathetic is elite.

[freddycartr]

samantha shannon really wrote “lie with me” and followed by wulf saying “let it be me. make this one choice for yourself.” and not to fucking mention “you made my circumstances easier to bear, and i'd like to return the favour, if you'll let me.”

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Toho released a perfect shot of Mothra Reborn for its Japanese release.

S P O I L E R S ! ! !

MOTH DUST, MOTH DUST EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[lainaabee]

tried my hand at a mood board what do yall think? 😊🎀

[whumpypepsigal]

watched the little mermaid last night and it’s everything i imagined it to be and more. im cheesing smiling kicking my feet up beaming with joy. halle is ARIEL and jonah is PRINCE ERIC aassddffgghgkllllll what a perfect cast. HALLE’s VOICE IS PERFECTION. eric’s love-gaze-pinning eyes got me weak af. my man was in LOVE LOVE with ariel. CHEMISTRY WAS CHEMISTRY-ING. and grimsby was me tbh… he made it his full mission to get eric and ariel together and i love him for that.

look at them! just two beautiful nerds in love. yeah, im going back to the cinema tonight to watch it again idc if i just get three hours of sleep it will be time well-spent 😭🧡

[rimouskis]

I really should figured out I was gay sooner because frankly when I have a new female friend or acquaintance who I find stunning and very beautiful, 90% of the time when I see her boyfriend/husband my initial reaction is 😐☹️🫥

[lemongrablothbrok]

Everyone who's ever seen Robert Plant, probably; and Terry Reid, definitely: "Robert Plant looks like a Greek god."

The Greek god RP specifically looks like: 95% Apollo; 5% Priapus.

Hypothetical Ancient Greeks gossiping about Robert Plant: "Oh he's so handsome and charming and those thighs are to die for...shame about what he's got going on between them, though..."

[nomattertheoceans]

I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)

I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

[theotherhappyplace]

Wish I was like you,

blue eyed blondie, perfect body,

maybe i should try harder.

if i get more pretty,

do you think

he'll like

me?

[navree]

you know if they didn't want us to root for the greens they shouldn't have 1) made all the members of team black both very boring and very stupid (or in daemon's case the most awful asshole to have ever lived in the kingdoms at this point in time) and 2) made all the members of team green desperately hot

[acebytaemin]

we literally need to start shaming people for ignorance again