#okay anywho hahaha

[my-cabbages-gorl]

Zukaang week approaches!!! Here’s a wip of agedup!Aang (14 and 16) Zukaang, inspired by a delicious fic that has my heart, details below!

“This, whatever this was, felt so foreign, but so, so good. He couldn’t explain it, but he didn’t want to. He just wanted to feel. He wanted to feel something other than anger, other than resentment.”

This scene and quote came from Chapter 1 of Could We Have Been, my dear friend @stark-phd’s aged up Zukaang AU fic. If you haven’t read it I HIGHLY recommend, it’ll have your lil Zukaang heart twisted up in KNOTS.

I can’t wait to see what everyone else makes for @zukaangweek !!

[shesailsships]

AMBER THIS MADE ME THINK OF YOU!!! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CggZz9ElhHJ/?igshid=MDE2OWE1N2Q=

KARINA WAY 2 GIVE ME THE FEEEEEELS!!! LIKE AWW YOU THOUGHT OF ME AND LIKE WAAAAH IT'S MY BBS I'M STILL SO SOFT FOR THEM LIKE FORVER THEY ARE MY LOVES <333 YOU ARE THE SWEETEST EVER THANK YOU FOR THIS <333

[arkhamknightz]

WHEN WALLY FALLS IN LOVE

pairing : wally west x superhero!reader

summary/ask: “would you be ok writing something fluffy-domestic with a gender neutral/ non-binary superhero reader? Like what they like to do together when they're at home or at the other's appartment? I personally think Wally's a huge romantic guy and that he'd love to have someone who's also very into that. Not like big/expensive demonstration of love, but more subtle/little things but very meaningful. (I would love to quote poems to that handsome and lovely redhead hahaha)”

warnings: title based off of “when emma falls in love” by taylor swift (sorry i have a song title theme going on at the moment idk why its just so cutesy to me so sorry)

notes: i hope i did this justice.. i kinda just found a poem off the internet?:?/? i dont know of many poems so i hope thats okay, i tried to incorporate like small gestures like the sidewalk rule and having your partners things all over your space if that makes sense? anywho i hope this lives up to expectations :’)

It was no secret Wally loved to flirt, even as your current boyfriend. He had an arm draped around your shoulder as you both walked down the street into your apartment. Nothing important had been going on for the last day, so you both decided to stay over at his apartment at take advantage of it.

He looked over at you and smiled, making sure he stayed between you and the street as you guys made your way to his building. A pair of headphones were being shared between the both of you, a wired earbud dangling from your ears as you walked close together. Wally claimed listening to music sounded better with his wired earbuds, although you knew it was so he had an excuse to be closer to you.

He opened the door for you as you reached the apartment building. Your hands intertwined as he walked you both to the elevator, you pressed your finger on his floor number and out of the corner of your eye, you see a smile take over his face. No matter how long you’ve both been dating, he loves you just as much as the day before. He knew the floor of his apartment wasn’t crazy information. But, you had clicked it without thinking twice. It made his heart flutter.

As you both made it into his apartment, you kicked your shoes off right next to his and jumped on his couch, grabbing your favorite blanket. The smile on his face hadn’t left, Wally completely infatuated by you. You knew to kick off your shoes without a single thought, and your favorite blanket being on the couch of his place filled his heart with so much love.

He walked up behind you, leaning over the couch to wrap his arms around you and kiss your head softly. “I love you.” You turned around to look at him, a smile across your face as you gave him a small kiss. “I love you too!”

He pulled away to walk to his kitchen, a shelf in the pantry completely dedicated to your favorite foods, snacks and drinks. You had a designated area in every room of his apartment. Your side of the bed where your bedside table was littered with little trinkets and a book you had been reading out loud for the both of you before going to sleep. You had your section of the shower and the sink, part of his closet and dressers, storage area under his bed for your suit and any other things you may wanna leave over.

He grabs a new snacks for the both of you before sitting next to you on the couch. You pick up the other half of your blanket, placing it over his legs with a smile on your face as he sets the snacks down on the coffee table. He hands you the remote as you log into his streaming services, clicking on his profile before settling on a movie you both had talked about wanting to watch.

He looked around, a smile on his face as he knew both of your apartments were crawling with each others items. He even made sure any of your favorite foods that needed to be frozen or kept in the fridge was in your own area so he remembered not to eat them. Wally made sure to keep his apartment stocked for you, checking each area every week before grocery shopping to see what he needed to stock up on for you.

You consumed his every thought, he was so helplessly in love with you. Everything he did in his day to day life made him think of you. Out on a mission and he speeds by some flowers? He makes a mental note to bring you a new bouquet or pick some of the ones he saw on the way back home. Going to the store? He keeps an eye out for anything else you may want, like a plushie or a new snack he think you would enjoy.

He sees a dog out on a walk outside? He’s snapping a photo to send to you or tells you about it once you both get back home. It’s no secret Wally’s scared to loose you. What you both do is dangerous, so he makes sure to appreciate every little thing about you, even the things that remind him of you deserved to be appreciated.

You both sat in silence watching the movie, no words needing to be spoken between the both of you as you sat cuddled on his couch. You were practically sitting on his lap, both of his arms were wrapped around you, his body chest against your back as he rested his chin on your shoulder.

His hand soothingly rubbed against your skin, an occasional kiss was landed on your neck as you watched together. There was nothing you appreciated more than Wally’s small gestures of love. He planned every date with as much effort as your first, your vase of flowers that you kept in your apartment hadn’t been left empty since you both met. Even while on long missions he made sure you somehow got your flowers.

By the time the sun had started to set, Wally brought you both up to his apartment buildings rooftop, a place that you both commonly hung out at together. A small poem book was held in your hand as you both sat against the wall, your head instantly landing on his shoulder.

You opened to a random page, a small smile gracing your features as you looked at the sky, then at your boyfriend who had a wide grin on his face. You took a look back down at the floor before beginning to read.

“I love your hands. They are big hands, firm hands, gentle hands. Hair grows on the back near the wrist, I have seen the nails broken and stained from hard work. And yet when you touch me, I grow small… and quiet… and happy. If I might only grow small enough, to curl up into the hollow of your palm. Your left palm, curl up, lie close, and cling, so that I might know myself always there.. even if you forgot.”

He smiled, a small chuckle leaving his mouth. “If we don’t get married one day I’m gonna be so pissed off.” You smiled at him, a laugh escaping from your lips. “Really? Like how pissed off scale from 1-10” He pretended to think for a moment. “100” “That wasn’t an option.” “I know but 10 wasn’t big enough to prove how upset I would be.”

He looked over at you with a smile. He always seemed to be smiling while he was around you, huh? A single look at him and anyone could see how in love he is with you. Coming up on the rooftop and reading a page out of a small poetry book he had gotten you was a nightly tradition. No matter what time it was, before settling down, no matter where you were, the small booklet was brought out for a page reading.

The red haired boy took a look at you, the sunsets remaining light making you glow. You both stood up after spending a few more minutes outside quietly speaking to each other. You both walked hand in hand back to his apartment, kicking off your slides before changing and hopping into his bed.

He walked in behind you after a few minutes, your favorite coffee mug in his hand. “Got you a drink.” He smiled at you, a small kiss being placed on his cheek as he placed it on your bedside table. “Mm gonna go shower and get changed alright?” He looked at you, a soft expression painted on his face.

You looked up at him and smiled brightly, eyes full of love as you nodded and gave him one last kiss. “Mmkay, just don’t take too long” He let out a soft chuckle. “I won’t, I promise.” He took one last glance at you before leaving to walk into the bathroom, a small grin and a light blush was left on your face. Wallace West is completely and utterly in love with you. And he knew that would never change.

[glosskirt]

my bbs oooohh 💗

@haecien - CIEN MY BB!! you're so kulit kulit irl bruh! but i love u so much bro your fics r so cuteee!! n you keep getting better i love watching you progress <33 (pls come back to the bts fandom haoaoaoa)

@woozvc - NORAAA im stealing this idea from you /j but /srs uhh anyway... IM SO GRATEFUL TO B FRIENDS W U!! i got so shcoked when you said youre also a yoongi stan i was like ":O" lol and you're a woozi fan also like me 😋 i hope we get even closer in the future i love u sm!!

@slytherinshua - ZANNA!! omff i love you sm!! your bts fics are toe-curling..ermm.. anywho-- please get some sleep.. I LOVE YOUR FICS GWHAHAHA.. i love the colors you put and tysm for posting a tut on how to get customized colors lele!! i love you bae get some sleep !! 🫶

@weird-bookworm - SKYYYY!! omg when you found out i write for bts i was like "XD" i haven't met too many people on here who write for bts!! we have sm in common omfg we cud be twins or sonwthing.. you're so funny and i love when we talkin bout bts aaaaa!! i love u bae 😋🫰

@liveyun - YUNNN OMFG HAHAHA i love your humor sm bae!! i love ur memes and that one time when i sent a picture of me togwther with my HUSBAND (yoongi) ans you asked if together and i were in the same picture...💔.. I WAS IN THAT PHOTO OKAY. lets get closer in da future okag!! i have yet to read a lot of ur fics but im ezcuted!! excited .. 💗

@jungwonswife - hi ocean!!! we haven't talked much.. but i love ur username 🤣 youre so real for that!! im currently a baby engene n i kinda like heeseung.. wud u help me wid gettinf seeper into the fandom heheehehheheeh GWHSJDH love u bae! lets falk more lolll

@welcometomyoasis - SHU!! omfg fml. im so sorry i was veery kind if sleepy when i wrote this 😭 i love the aesthetic of your acc!! and youre such a goid friend ong pls can we grt closer i love u bae!!!

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guys just SHARIBG my friends called me BAE. so like im basicallg the goat already /j

[palimpsessed]

I have finally finished the draft for chapters 2 and 3 of Strictly Professional. (Also, have you seen the ART?!?!) Every day for at least the past week I’ve been like “okay, you’ll finish it today” hahaha. Remember when I said it was going to be a 4K one shot? hahahaha! And then chapter 1 was 18k? hahahahahahahahah I’m totally fine. I swear I know how words work.

Anywho. Being a very slow reader, I gave myself the evening off and hope to get through editing tomorrow.

In the meantime, I had some banger lines that I simply couldn’t use. So I’ve decided a dead darlings could be fun? And I will also give you an excerpt that’s staying in. (Spice ahead—be ye warned!)

For “plot” context, Simon and Baz are at a conference where they are sharing a bed. Baz is Simon’s supervisor. They are both very horny and very stupid. ☺️

Six Dead Darlings Sunday:

“As your immediate supervisor, I must inform you that, where seduction is concerned, you fail to meet expectations and I will be making note of that demerit in your performance evaluation.”

It’s an odd sensation—as though he’s giving me his laughter to hold. (I want to. I want to keep it with me.)

I don’t think I’m ever getting my hand back. Which is just as well. It’s far better off in Salisbury’s custody than it is in my own. It will have a much happier life being able to touch him.

“I don’t see any point in not being honest. What do I have to hide, anyway? Your cock is touching my cock. That’s pretty honest, isn’t it?”

“That would be devastating to my ego considering how much effort I’ve put into being unreadable.”

“I’d be a lot more comfortable if I’d gotten you naked first.”

Many Sentences Staying In Sunday:

I squeeze his arse as he plumbs the depths of my mouth with his tongue. I meet it with my own, opening wider, surging up—anything to be closer to him.

He pushes his arse back into my hands.

I can feel his muscles flex and shift under my fingers and i knead deeper.

He lets out a broken moan, tearing his mouth away, severing our kiss.

“Too much,” he gasps. The words fall hot on my face—a puff of humid air shared between us. “Need you now.”

Yes, I’m doing that thing where I check in on tumblr to see what I’ve missed, post a snippet, tag everyone, and run away again. Once this fic is done, I look forward to getting caught up on reading and reblogging all of your posts this week. ❤️

@blackberrysummerblog @larkral @artsyunderstudy @confused-bi-queer @nightimedreamersworld @fatalfangirl @j-nipper-95 @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @aristocratic-otter @ivelovedhimthroughworse @alexalexinii @carryon-agatha @ionlydrinkhotwater @shrekgogurt @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @shemakesmeforget @seafoampuddings @ileadacharmedlife @moodandmist @hushed-chorus @thewholelemon @raenestee

[nctsplug02]

r u okay w ppl pointing out typos in ur works i dont wanna be that person but i also dont wanna just ignore it cuz id want someone to tell me if i did it 😭

hey love!! ( this is my first time in a while checking my acc so im sorry if you sent this a while ago 😭 ). i do NOT mind at all if anyone points out my typos! im just not used to the fact that i have to use my phone since i always used my macbook ( but i broke it ). anywho, there’s a 51% out of 100 that i will go back and fix it, but i will be super embarrassed HAHAHA

[goldennika]

back for more keeps making me go back for another listen 🤭 okay the choreo is so on point, and the studio version definitely adds the mj flare with the adlibs being more audible now. the beat is great, and overall it has a sensual vibe that is just so palatable. you mentioned before how they're able to tread the border of being sensual without it being overpowering, and I totally agree! I can't think of any other artist at the moment that has the same ability to deliver something overtly sexy without allowing the sex appeal to overshadow the other creative components of the song or mv. I'm really digging the tasteful way that tnc has delivered this (and will inevitably continue to deliver for this comeback!).

Having said that, I would have loved it if the stylists gave them something besides those suits and white shirts idk when I heard disco latin pop I'm expecting some bling bling. at the very least give these men some shiny earrings or accessories!! Oh and a moment of silence for them not including that epic organ intro from the VMAs.... 🥲 biggest disappointment, do they realize that adding those 20 seconds would only enhance the song and not detract from their goal of charting w a short song??! anywho. it's a bop, and I can't wait to have it on replay when I run some errands after work today. How are you feeling?? 🤭

before anything else i just wanna say i love how each had our own little brain dumps to share with each other hahaha my notifs have been buggy though so i might have been missing some notes! :( my initial thoughts are here !!

omg yesssss the adlibs are so much audible in the studio ver and i am living for it!! Just lovely textures all around and idk, i feel like “back for more” is still playing around with themes of temptation but in a slightly messier, maybe more urgent kind of way? So having the MV the way that it is (lots of lights and shadows going around, the layered vocals, the captivating beat that gets stuck in your head) kinda mirrors that sense of desperation to get the (formerly?) tempted back iykwim ???

like on the surface the tempter seems cool but there is a faint franticness to everything else around them somehow…. 🤔 WHICH REALLY MAKES ME CURIOUS ABOUT WHICH TIMELINE/UNIVERSE WE’RE IN FOR THIS 😩

going back, huge yeses all around for tastefully sexy txt (i have not been the same since the invitation cover stage dropped). it’s never super explicit or in your face and even when they’re taking off their clothes in their choreo (has the sleeveless kai era begun???), it’s in a more teasing, or rather tempting manner than straight up stripping. my brain is telling me this is a queer thing but i’m likely just projecting hahaha something something hidden desires

ok ok i’m weak for txt in a good suit but i get what you mean!! they could have afforded to add a little more playfulness to the styling butttttt i think they’re really just trying to lean in to the darker theme overall ??? which i am also a sucker for lol if txt were the devil fr, i would given my soul to them hakabsjsvsbs

[findursoulmateorfindyourself]

I hardly disagree with you I mean you have points of course it has points in life. There is nothing mir pitiful than to regret man sage der Weizen trennt sich von Spreu:?! Aber genau darum geht es doch. Glücklich von unglücklich vielleicht meinst du ja okay, vielleicht meinst du: Selbsterfahrung selbsterfüllung don’t overthink. aber was heißt overthinking. Was ist die Regel davon. Genau wie Therapie genau wie alles

wir haben das gemeinsam konstruiert Leute alles zusammen klar gibt es einen Common Sense aber Ciao du bist: ich bin: wie kann ich dich jemals hundert Prozent getten? Du bist eine Seele und ich eine. Du hast deine Erlebnisse und ich meine wir alle. Sehen spüren fühlen durch andere hönde durch andere Augen. Das isr das schone in der Natur selbst alles identisch erscheint ich würde doch nie davon ausgehen das die eine der anderen bis ins unendlich gleicht. Ersetzbar austauschbar. Jede Tomate ist einzigartig es gibt keine Wiederholung also ist auch jede Sichtweise jede Denkweise individuell

wie schön ist es natürlich dass wir gerufen haben, eine Art miteinander Common Sense werte, Bewegungen Codes von verhalten mehr oder weniger geprägt durch andere Themen Seide aufzuführen mich komplett abbringen maybe excuse because I can’t explain. Anywho

nqtorkixh haben wir ein gemeinsames vertsöndnis von ew geht der einen person „gut“ und der anderen nicht. Suizid als der entgültige Beweis, Vernachlässigung des Körpers und Geistes durch Drogen usw usw usw. Doch gehen lassen. Ja klar alles fühl ich leite jetzt wo ich Struktur hab gehts mir obvsl 1 Mille mal besser ( Mille heißt tausend auf französisch LOL. In heute rumgerannt und habe bei 2 Mille (2000garn) zweimal versucht Garn zu kaufen hahah weil beim ersten Mal haben sie die care nicht angenommen 2000 Garn ist echt viel, literally die hatten 3 so krass dass Paris die Fashion City ist alter in Berlin war nicht nur ysl sondern YAVAS bitte Leute geht mal zu yavas hahaha und dann zu 2 Mille….

eine Mille geht es mir besser. Ja Struktur tut gut Arbeit Wirksamkeit klar. Aber es verdeckt kennt ab von etwas anderem was vielleicht auch da ist und das ist okay auf diese oder jene Art dagelassen wird oder verarbeitet….ich verstehe, und klar erscheint mich wieder ein krasses Privileg es ist so viel nachzudenken über diese irrelevantesten Themen anstatt an überleben so wie ich meiner Therapeutin klar zustimme klar! Das und a year if Rest and relaxation haben mir einen Reality Check geben den icu nochmal lesen musste. Hey, ich will nicht diese wahlseorrssice sein wie diese Frau und unausstehlich gehasst werden ich kann sie ja selbst nicht aufstehen und sie hätte allen Grund immerhin sind ihre Eltern komplette arschlöcher unlike my only loved surrounding. Aber wir hassen sie verachten sie ….ich verstehe sie ich sehe mich darin aber trotzdem habe ich das Gefühl meine Gedanken sind wichtig nicht alle nicht immer aber ich fühle him und wieder zu teilen und have das Gefühl sie erreichen Dinge Mini kleine Ziele und das reicht manchmal ist es ein Lächeln manchmal ist es eine Maus zu befreien und ihren Bauch zu streichen. Der süße kleine Bauch von diesem einzigartigen Wesen…..

das ist vielleicht write it down mina DEIn Grund zu sein auch wenn er nichts beitragend ist weil was ist nixhtsvwutragek und was ist viel eintragen wo strennt sich der Weizen von Spreu?! let’s ask Desiree

[smolwritingchick]

Forced To Believe Chapter 15- Total Slap!

Chapter Summary: Eva Marie gets bold with Morgan. The Shield visit NXT and deal with RVD and Big Show

Words: 8,000+

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'After The Show'

Melanie, Celeste and April were in the diva's locker room, all cleaned up, and in their casual attire. 

"That was so fun! Congrats on the title, Melanie. You deserve it." April smiled

"Thanks, April." Melanie hugged her. "It feels so good. I'm excited to see what happens next as champion,"

"Enjoy the ride! You'll be rooming with Celeste and I. But all the divas are having a sleepover."

"Ooh, sounds like fun." Celeste grinned, looking up at her phone.

"And girls only!" April ordered, narrowing her eyes at Melanie.

"Well, you see..." Melanie smirked.

"Melanie!" April exclaimed.

"Hahaha, I'm joking! I'll meet you and Celeste in the parking lot."

"Okay, see you then." April grinned as Melanie grabbed her new title and gym bag.

She walked around backstage and noticed Jon. 

"Hey, you." he grinned. "Let me get that for you."

"Thanks, I'm exhausted."

"I can see. That match took a lot out of you, but it was worth it right?"

"Very worth it," she said as she gave him her bag

They walk out of the arena together hand in hand and meet Joe & Colby by the parking lot.

"Did you say goodbye to everyone?"

"Yeah, it was hard but I'll see them again, soon."

"Hey, lovebirds of justice! What's going on?" Colby asked with a grin as he opened up the trunk.

"Love birds of justice? That's new. Anywho, I'm hanging with the girls tonight, so you'll be on your own." Melanie informed.

"Good luck with that," Colby said as Jon started throwing his bags in the trunk.

"Haha, thanks. See you guys later."

All of a sudden they hear fans and they start cheering as Melanie begins waving. They heard many chants like Moxley, Melanie, Rollins, Roman, The Shield, Hounds of Justice and so on. 

Since she had some time, she decided to go see them to sign some autographs and take selfies. 

"This is so cool, Melanie is signing our stuff!" A teen who looked like she was 16 or 17 said with a grin as she was with her girlfriends who were around the same age.

"Aw, no problem, anything for my fans," Melanie replied with a bright grin. After a while, she went back to the boys to say goodbye.

"Wait, let me walk you to the car," Jon suggested as he grabbed her bags and title. It seemed like he didn't want to leave her just yet and wanted a few extra moments.

"Can't believe he's such a gentleman to her." Colby teased while Joe chuckled

"Ah, screw you guys," Jon responded as the guys laughed. 

Melanie and Jon walk to where April and Celeste are.

"Thanks, I really appreciate it," Melanie said

"Melanie, what took you so long­?" April began but witnessed her and Jon walking hand in hand. 

"Oh um, well you see, I ran into Jon and then we..."

Celeste chuckled. "We get the point."

"See you girls, later. Bye Mel." Jon kissed her cheek after giving her the bags and left as Celeste and April squealed. 

"So adorable! No doubt you are Philly's power couple." Celeste teased before getting in the driver's seat.

"Come on, it's sleepover time!" April cheered and got in the car. "Shotgun!"

"Great, I get to lay down in the backseat," Melanie sighed, getting in her seat 

"Ooh, that just gave me an idea for truth or dare." 

"Truth or dare!?" Melanie exclaimed as the two former champs laughed.

"Knowing you guys, you'll give me something crazy to do."

"Maybe..." Celeste teased with a playful grin. While she drove, she informed Melanie, "I wouldn't lay down, I see fans nearby."

"Awesome, I get to see the fans again," Melanie put her window down

"Someone really loves her fans."

"Can't help it." she chuckled as saw security trying to block fans as they looked at who was driving in the cars. 

Melanie waved with the girls before Celeste drove away. When they get to the hotel, Melanie rooms with April and Celeste. They see the divas already there.

"Thank goodness this is a big hotel room," April said. "Remember! No boys!" she turned to Nicole.

"Why are you looking at me?" Nicole asked innocently.

"Keep the dirty mind to yourself."

"No promises."

"Truth or dare time!" Celeste exclaimed as the girls cheered

"No!" Melanie quickly responded. "Uh, can I watch?"

"Oh no, and we got special dares for you, honey." Nicole grinned.

The Divas champion started to groan. She hated truth or dare sometimes. Last time she was dared to pole dance on a lamp, and if she didn't she would be forced to not have grapes. She couldn't take that chance, even if it was a bluff all along. 

"Why me?" Melanie complained

"Because you're entertaining to watch." Celeste recalled.

"Truth or dare?" Nikki asked with a grin.

"Dare..." Melanie frowned.

"I dare you to give me your phone."

"Um...okay?" she gave her phone to her.

"Great!" Nicole started texting.

"Whoa, what are you doing?"

"It's all part of the dare."

"Omg, Nicole!" Brie exclaimed as she read the text that she was typing

"Who are you texting?" Melanie raised a brow.

Nicole looks up at Melanie and gives her a grin. "Jon~"

"Oh no..." Melanie facepalmed

"Let's see...I'll text him 'Hey baby, what are you doing?' And later on, I'll text him some dirty messages."

"Nikki! No way, give me my phone!"

"I love the plan Nikki! Can I help?" Eva asked as she sat next to her. 

"Poor Melanie." Jojo gave her a sympathetic smile.

"Hey, what nickname do you call him?" Nicole asked.

"I'm not telling you." Melanie exclaimed.

"Oh come on, haven't you ever wanted him to just pin you to the wall and have his way with you? Plus, you look tense."

"A hot bath will help me. That should help me relax."

"Yeah, and Jon can join you and help you relax." 

Melanie shook her head as she tried to get dirty thoughts of Jon out of her head. "That's it, give me my phone!" she attempted to grab it but Nikki avoided it and ran to the bathroom, locking the door..

"Ooh! He just said he is about to take a shower." Nikki read. "Let's see..."

"Ooh! Text him 'If I was in the shower with you, what would you do to me?'" Brie offered

"Brie!" Melanie shouted

"That is gold!" Eva Marie praised 

"This is too funny! I like it!" Danielle giggled

Melanie groaned and ran her hands through her hair. "You guys are trying to screw up his mind. He's never gonna go to sleep without seeing me."

"That is supposed to happen." Ariane grinned

"Yeah, I like this." Eva Marie added

"Just sent it!" Nikki shouted from the bathroom as she waited for him to text back. 

"You two need to get a little more physical. You guys are cute and cuddly together, but have some roughness sometimes." Danielle teased.

"I hate truth or dare..." Melanie mumbled

Later, Nikki came out of the bathroom to give Melanie her phone back and she snatched it. 

"Someone is frustrated." Ariane chuckled.

"Very." Eva Marie commented.

"I am not!" Melanie countered and sat on the couch

The girls laugh and continue to play truth or dare. Suddenly, Melanie's phone vibrates and she looks at the text from Jon. It read, 'Get your sexy ass down to my room. You're not gonna be walking when I'm done with you.' And she immediately started to blush. 

"I'll be back." Melanie went straight for the door.

"Wait! Where are you going? We still need to give you our big dare! I've been waiting!" Celeste exclaimed as she quickly left the room while ignoring the calls out for her. 

When Melanie arrived on Jon's floor, she went into his room with a spare key

When she got to the 5th floor, she opened Jon's door since she had a spare key. Once inside, she heard the shower running and pondered if she should join in. 

Deciding to go for it, she stripped down and slipped into the shower. With his back to her, she wrapped her arms around his bare body.

"Thought you could use some company." She said, planting soft kisses on his back. 

She ran her hands up and down his chest before sliding them lower until he turned around. Pulling her close, he crashed his lips against hers as she wrapped her arms around him.

"You should stay a while..." He murmured against her neck after backing her against the shower wall. 

"Y-­yeah, I th­-think I should...Maybe I'll stay for a few minutes." 

"Just for a few minutes?" 

"Or hours..."

Hours later, Melanie left his room, flustered and sore. She made her way back to the floor where she stayed while checking her phone to see many missed calls and messages. Once she got back inside her room, she was bombarded with questions.

"Wait, are you wearing one of Jon's shirts?" Danielle asked

"I hope those hickeys don't show on TV tomorrow," Nattie laughed while Melanie got flustered and covered her neck

"Our plan worked!" Nicole high fived her sister

"Shut it..." Melanie said.

"How was he?" Ariane teased

"I'm going to sleep..." Melanie replied while the divas laughed

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'Raw, WWE Exclusive Video'

Morgan was walking with her Divas Champion around her waist and walked up to where AJ was. The former champion glared and attempted to slap her but Morgan grabbed her wrist. 

"What do you want?" AJ snapped as she got released. Morgan was about to speak but AJ cut her off. "Before you say anything, I will get my champion back. That champion will not leave me again once I win it back."

"Look, I just wanted to thank you for the match we had last night. Even though you failed miserably to try to attack me, I'm thankful for the match. So thanks." Morgan said and walked away leaving AJ confused.

'In The Ring'

While Mark Henry was in the ring cutting a promo, The Shield decided to interrupt.

'Sierra'

'Hotel'

'India'

'Echo'

'Lima'

'Delta'

'Shield'

"Wait a minute, are you serious?" Jerry asked, shocked that The Shield was coming out to confront Mark Henry as Ambrose walked through the crowd with Morgan, holding hands. 

"Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns and Morgan, The Shield," Cole announced.

"If I were you, Mark Henry, I would leave the ring," Jerry advised as The Hounds of Justice surrounded the ring.

"Remember when they came and destroyed The Undertaker?"

The group got on the apron slowly. Morgan rests her elbows on the ropes while Mark Henry takes off his jacket. He hits Roman with a cheap shot, making him fall off the apron. Ambrose and Rollins quickly get in the ring and attack him, trying to beat him down. Roman gets back in the ring and it becomes a 3 on 1 assault but then Mark fights back and hits the guys with clotheslines. Ambrose jumps on his back and tries to wear him down with a sleeper hold as Rollins gets kicked in the stomach by Henry.

As Henry tries to get Dean off his back, he gets speared by Reigns while Morgan puts a finger to her ear and listens to the crowd boo. 

"Oh boo, all you want. Boo louder!" She yelled at the crowd.

Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns hit Mark Henry with the triple powerbomb and turn to her. 

"Oh man...come on Morgan, give him mercy with the kick. He's already been powerbombed." King exclaimed

The Philly diva gets in the ring and motions her team to pick Mark up. 

"Mercy isn't in this vixen's vocabulary King," Cole replied as she shook her head at Mark.

"It's a shame...but all things happen for a reason." She said and knocked him back down with a nasty roundhouse kick in the face. 'Holy shit' chants surrounded the arena as The Shield look down at Henry.

"That was the world's strongest statement," Jerry said as The Shield's theme came back on and they had their fists out with their titles in the air.

"Everyone of them champions." JBL looked on.

'Next Week, on Monday'

Waking up in Jon's arms, Melanie was about to get out of bed but felt his arms tighten around her. 

"Don't leave yet. Let me hold you a little bit longer...I don't feel like getting up, right now," He murmured

All of a sudden, their hotel room door opens and they see Colby, Joe and Celeste walking in. "Wake up love birds of justice!" Colby yelled

"And...I'm going to kill him..." Jon mumbled.

"Not before I do," Melanie replied, getting out of bed.

"Sorry, I tried to stop him." Joe said with a sympathetic look.

"You made a cake last night?" Celeste asked.

"Yep, and I can't wait to eat it. But actually, I'll just eat it after I eat some food. If anyone eats my cake, I will find you and I will kill you." Melanie quoted from the Taken Movie, leaving with Celeste to eat breakfast.

Later in the day, Celeste and Melanie came back to the hotel room while the boys were at the gym.

"Finally some cake time!" Melanie beamed and ran to the fridge. As soon as she opened it, she screamed in horror.

"What happened!?" Celeste yelled back, running to the fridge in panic.

Melanie showed her an empty plate with a few cake crumbs. "Who the hell ate my cake!?"

'Meanwhile, with Colby And The Boys'

"You sure Melanie won't notice that you ate her cake? You know she's been waiting for a free day to bake." Joe mentioned, putting his weights down.

"Nah...she'll never notice." Colby grinned.

"Dude, if she finds out, she is going to kill you." Jon chuckled

'RAW, Backstage, In catering'

"Anyone seen Melanie?" Jon asked, hanging out with Colby, Joe and Celeste.

"She's either getting ready for her Total Diva segment or is chilling somewhere else," Celeste replied. As if on cue, Melanie walked over to Colby with a cake.

"Dude." She called out to him, taking a seat beside him.

"Yea­-" Colby got cut off and was hit in the face with the cake as Celeste's jaw dropped. 

Melanie smeared the cake all over his face and then dropped it as it fell on his lap.

"Now, what have we learned?" Melanie cleared her throat and asked in a sweet voice as Jon and Joe started to laugh. "Never mess with my cake."

Celeste snapped a quick photo of the two.

"...Nice..." Colby grumbled as he wiped some cake off his eyes and mouth. He licked his index finger, tasting the icing but makes a disgusted face. "This cake is nasty!"

"Exactly. I made it nasty since I put salt in it instead of sugar." Melanie mentioned with a grin and walked away proudly.

Celeste couldn't hide her muffled giggles and laughed out loud. 

"What are you laughing at!?" Colby snapped at her and his teammates.

"N-­nothing." Celeste replied

'In The Ring'

"Ladies and gentlemen The Miz!" Justin announced. 

The cast of Total Divas are in the ring wearing dresses. Melanie wears dress pants and a dress shirt which is all blue.

"Welcome to the must see WWE talk show in history, welcome to Miz TV!" Miz exclaimed. "In less than 4 weeks time I will be your host at the 26th annual SummerSlam! But before we get to SummerSlam, there is a new hot premiere happening only E! and it's a new reality show and I know a thing or two about reality shows called Total Divas. Let's take a look." he looks at the titantron and it shows a scene from the first episode of Total Divas. 

"Allow me to introduce to you the cast of Total Divas. Starting from my right, Nicole and Brianna, the Bella twins. Eva Maria! Jojo! Natalya! Cameron and Naomi! And last but not least, your new Diva's Champion, Morgan Lopez!" He introduced. "And now I think I'm going to turn this thing over to Jerry 'The King' Lawler!"

"What?" Jerry asked

"Come on Jerry."

"It's your big chance," Cole said with a grin as Jerry removed his headset and got in the ring with a mic.

"Come on Jerry, you know all the ladies don't you?" The Miz asked as he leaned on a turnbuckle.

"Well...I know the Bella Twins, hello. I know the Funkadactyls, Cameron and Naomi. Natalya you and I go way back, I known you forever. I know the feisty Morgan." Jerry smiled as Morgan gave him a small smile. "Jojo, we've never met, I'm Jerry 'The King' Lawler. Nice to meet you." He shook her hand and turned to Eva. "And Eva Maria. I'm Jerry 'The King' Lawler." He had his hand out for her to shake it but she stood up and took his mic.

"You know Jerry, I don't like how you're looking at me." Eva turned to the crowd. "My name is Eva Marie, and I'm here to make a name for myself." 

The crowd gives her mixed reactions while Morgan rolls her eyes. Eva gives Jerry his mic back but then slaps him, shocking the crowd. Nikki and Brie move their chairs from Eva while Morgan shakes her head.

"Miz uh, I think we're out of time, I'll turn this back over to you," Jerry said as he gave Miz the mic and left the ring.

Morgan stands up and grabs the mic from Miz. 

"I'm sorry, make a name for yourself? And this is how you make a name for yourself? That is so 2000..." she said to Eva as she walked up to her.

"Ladies, calm down," Miz spoke up.

"There are plenty of other ways to make a name for yourself. That wasn't one of them." The Philly diva added. 

Eva nodded in response, thinking about her words before smacking the champion across the face, shocking the crowd again.

"She's slapping everyone tonight," Cole exclaimed as Morgan rubbed the side of her face and stared at her. 

She fakes a punch and Eva flinches back, falling back down on her seat. 

Morgan chuckled, shaking her head. "I'll let that slide because you're not even worth it." She gave the mic back to Miz and sat back down.

"Well, tune in to Total Divas on Sundays. It will be Awesome." Miz announced, closing the segment.

'Next Week on Raw'

During The Shield's match against the Usos and Mark Henry, Morgan watches The Usos take control of Roman. When one of the Usos runs to the ropes, she grabs his foot as he falls down face first, and the crowd boos her. 

"Oh boo hoo..." She taunted the crowd.

"Never take your eyes off of Morgan, she's very sneaky." Cole said.

The ref turns around and sees the Usos on the mat and Morgan touching her hair, trying not to look suspicious. 

"Did you trip him?" The ref asked.

"Uh oh." JBL looked on

"What? What are you talking about? I didn't do anything!" She exclaimed as the crowd cheered the ref for confronting her.

"That's it, you're out of here!" The ref yelled

"What!? No! You can't do that! Do you know who I am!? I am the Divas Champion! You can't ban me!"

"Get out of here!"

"No! I am THE divas champion!"

"Morgan needs to control her anger." Cole warned

"She may make her team get DQed." King added

"Are you serious!?" Ambrose yelled from the apron, standing next to Rollins.

"Morgan!" Seth shouted

"Don't yell at me! I was tryna help you!" Morgan shouted back.

"I'm not yelling at you!"

"Yes, you are!"

"Calm down! Calm down! We can still win this." Roman exclaimed.

"We got this all right?" Dean reassured. 

Morgan nodded and reluctantly started walking up the ramp as the Usos waved goodbye to her.

"Looks like The Shield might have a conflict now that Morgan is forced to leave." King said as they went to a commercial break.

'Backstage'

Colby sat in catering with Joe as he began to drink a diet coke. Taking a big gulp he quickly started coughing. "What the fuck is this!?"

"You all right, man?" Joe laughed at his reaction

Colby coughed a couple more times and grabbed a bottle of water, drinking it down quickly. "She put hot sauce in this...that sneaky..."

"Hey Colby, how's that soda? Spicy isn't it?" Melanie asked with a grin as she walked past the guys.

"I'm going to get you for this!" He yelled and wiped his mouth.

"Dude, you need to step up your game, you've been losing this battle," Joe advised.

"I know man, I know..." Colby muttered 

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'NXT'

"Introducing the challenger, she is the Divas Champion, Morgan Lopez!" Kendall Skye announced as the NXT crowd cheered her on. 

Morgan walks out in her Shield attire which is a black tank top, boots, pants and a black hoodie over her head. She walks down the ramp with her title as Summer Rae looks at her in disgust.

"It's been a while since we last saw Morgan on NXT, but it's great to have her back." William Regal said on commentary.

"Yes, it is. She seeks revenge on Summer Rae after she slapped her boyfriend, the United States Champion, Dean Ambrose, during Money in the bank." Tom Phillips said as she got in the ring and got on the turnbuckle to taunt the crowd.

"She tends to keep grudges," William reminded as she got off the turnbuckle and gives the ref her title. She took off her hoodie and put it to the side.

"Oh yeah. Let's see if The Shield's girl can give Summer Rae the breakdown."

'Ding Ding Ding'

Morgan's grin turns into a glare as she stares down Summer Rae. 

"It's amazing how her mood changes so quickly when she's in the ring. It's almost scary." Tom said as William agreed

"Let's go, Morgan!" A loud female fan yelled. 

Morgan gives the crowd a smirk. She missed the NXT crowds. They were small but could be heard a lot. She loved NXT. Morgan and Summer Rae circle around each other. 

"You're making a big mistake." Summer taunted.

"Oh really? If it wasn't for Fandango, your body would have been snapped like a twig." Morgan retorted.

Summer glares and runs to her but Morgan ducks and clotheslines her. She goes for the pin and gets a one count. The crowd starts to chant 'We believe' as Morgan looks at the crowd and puts her fist up in the air as the crowd cheers her on. Meanwhile, Summer quickly crawls to the turnbuckle and calls for a time out. Morgan rolls her eyes and walks to her but gets thrown into the middle turnbuckle as she hits her head.

"What a cheap shot by Summer." Tom said. 

Summer puts her foot on Morgan's neck and starts choking her.

"Get off of her Summer! 1! 2! 3! 4!" The ref yelled as Summer released her. 

She grabs Morgan by the hair and throws her across the ring.

"I think she ripped some of her hair out. Ouch...Morgan isn't going to like that." Regal warned.

Morgan recovers and starts hitting Summer with clotheslines. After the 5th one, she kicks her in the stomach and puts her in the backfire position but Summer counters and throws her down on the mat by her hair. She runs to the ropes, hitting her with a leg drop, and pins Morgan for a 2 count. She then puts Morgan into a camel clutch. The crowd cheers on Morgan as she fights out and stands up. She runs back as Summer hits her back on the turnbuckle. 

Morgan turns around and starts hitting her with elbows on the turnbuckle and after the 8th one, the ref stops her. After the ref gives Morgan a small lecture on him counting to 5, she gets kicked in the stomach by Summer as she stumbles back. Summer took the advantage to hit Morgan with a hard spinning heel kick and went for the pin but got a 2 count. 

"Morgan's resiliency is strong. That is what makes her a tough opponent. At first, she would lose matches by 1 hard kick, but over the years, she has progressed into a more resilient opponent. I wonder how much she can take from Summer's kicks." Tom looked on as Summer started complaining to the ref. 

Morgan starts to get a little angry and stands up. As soon as Summer turns around, Morgan jumps on her and starts unloading on her but the ref tries to break it up. She shoves Summer to the ropes and starts hitting her with chops to the chest as the crowd 'Woos' in response. After the chops, she hits Summer with another spinning kick to the face.

She gets on the top ropes and waits for Summer to get up. She jumps to connect with a cross body but Summer quickly runs to the ropes as Morgan falls down hard on the mat. 

"That is not a good landing," Regal observed as Morgan held her stomach. Summer grabs Morgan and throws her to the turnbuckle. She puts her long right leg on her neck and starts to choke her.

"Get off of me!" Morgan yelled and grabbed her foot and threw it down as Summer fell into a split. 

She yells a loud battle cry as she hits Summer with a hard kick in the face. After hitting her with the backfire, she makes her tap out with the breakdown submission. 

"Here is your winner! Morgan Lopez!" Kendall Skye announced as the crowd cheered

"That's what happens," Morgan said and stood up to get her hand raised. 

She grabs her championship and gets on the turnbuckle, raising up her title and has her fist out. 

"It's so good to be back!" She said to the crowd with a grin as they cheer her on.

"A warm welcome back from the NXT crowd. What a nice match." Tom said.

'Later on NXT'

The Shield walk out to the stage to confront Adrian Neville and Corey Graves. They get a loud reception from the crowd while Morgan has her title on her arm.

"It's The Shield! Dean Ambrose, the US champion, with his girlfriend, the Diva's champion, Morgan Lopez, and Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns, the WWE Tag Team champions. What a team these 4 are." Tom said 

"Good news boys. The Shield is back." Seth announced as the crowd cheered. "You remember us right? I know Corey Graves, you couldn't forget because the last time we were on NXT, we left you lying in a heap in the center of that ring. Heh, now good for you, you got yourself back up and you managed to get yourself a tag team championship, congratulations, you're almost like myself and Roman. Almost." The crowd oohs. 

Roman and Seth raise up their titles. "But not quite." He continued as Ambrose oohed and Morgan chuckled at his statement

"Adrian Neville...listen up kiddo, you're carrying around a belt, you're not a champion. you didn't earn that. " Dean said as the crowd 'Ohs'. "You're a thief...a crook and that's an injustice." He added in a dark tone as Roman had a smirk on his face and Rollins grinned. "And injustice, punishable by the law of The Shield. So here's what we're gonna do, listen up, you just won the lottery. I'm giving you a chance to greatness. I'm laying out the challenge to you. Step in the ring with Dean Ambrose, one on one, so I can make you pay for your crimes."

The crowd chants yes while Adrian grabs a mic. "Dean Ambrose, you talk and you talk and you talk. You wanna face me? Then let's do it. But let's make it a little bit more interesting. Why don't you put your US title on the line and why don't we do it right now!" He responded.

Ambrose looks around and looks at Adrian. 

"Brother, do you know who you're talking to?" Ambrose asked as Morgan chuckled. "You ain't talkin' to some NXT chump. All right? No...you're talking to the United States champion, the most important, the best singles champion in this industry." he continued as Rollins pointed at his title. 

Morgan places her hand on his shoulder and smirks at Adrian and Corey.  

"Oh yeah we'll do this...we're gonna do it...next week." Ambrose quickly blurted out as the crowd 'ohs'

"Next week...next week, next week, all right, all right, I guess I'll have to wait till next week to be the guy that destroys The Shield, piece by piece, brick by brick, starting with you."

The Shield looks amused. 

"Oh, we're so scared..." Morgan pretended to look scared.

"You see Dean, next week when I take your US championship from around your waist, justice will finally be served. Believe in that!" Adrian declared as his theme came on and he taunted the crowd.

"It'll be a showdown next week for the US title on NXT," Tom announced.

'Next week, Raw'

Backstage, the Bellas are primping in the mirror and Eva Marie walks up to them. 

"Brie, nice win last week. You sure made Nattie look so silly." Eva grinned. "Speaking of silly..." Eva retorted as Morgan got mixed reactions when she walked up to her.

"Oh, I'm sorry, what was that?" Morgan asked as she got in her face. "Nothing to say?"

"I do."

"Then what? Say it to my face or so help me I will hurt you so bad, you'll never want to slap me again." She threatened. After a moment of staring at each other, she smirked at Eva. "Nothing to say huh? Good cause I don't feel slap slapping the red off you,"

"Shut up Morgan. You always bully people." Brie rolled her eyes

"At least I'm not the fifth grader who puts a 'L' on their forehead. Childish much...?" Morgan asked as Brie and Nikki frowned at her. "And, Eva is lying to you, Brie. That wasn't a good win at all. You only won because of your sister. You can't do anything on your own, can you? It was a cheap win if you asked me. I mean, roll up pins after a distraction? At least finish her off before you win the match. But that's what you do best so, I'm not surprised. Sometimes I wonder how you even became Diva's Champion. Both of you actually."

"Do you know who you're talking to? You're talking to veterans." Eva Marie spoke up.

"Was I talking to you? And the only veteran I know is Natalya, who I'm facing tonight." Philly's diva responded.

"Um, we are veterans." Nikki declared. "You on the other hand...are not."

"I may not be, but at least I won the Diva's Championship in my hometown. And in a good match too." Morgan added.

"First of all, you only won by a fluke. So, who cares about you? You looked silly in that outfit during Money in the Bank anyway." Brie said as Nattie walked up to the girls. "And speaking of looking silly...the fact that you two are even allowed on our show is such a slap in the face." 

"Oh please...you act like you two are the top stars. All the divas are the stars of Total Divas. Not Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest. Get your facts straight." Morgan retorted. 

These girls were ridiculous.

"Ugh, you're such a slap in the face..."

"Actually Brie...this is a slap in the face," Natalya said and slapped her, making the Bellas and Eva gasp. The crowd cheered as Natalya walked away while Morgan laughed.

"You-­no! Rugh!" Brie exclaimed as Eva and Nikki held her back.

"We handle it our way, we handle it our way..." Nikki calmed her down.

"Couldn't done it better myself. You better cover that up with some makeup. If you can..." Morgan smirked and walked away.

"She is gonna get it," Nikki grumbled

"Yeah." Eva agreed

"I'll handle her. I got this." Nikki declared

"Well...Natalya and Morgan are in action next." Cole said as Raw went to a commercial

'In The Ring'

Morgan and Natalya circle around each other and lock up. Natalya pushes her down as Morgan looks at her and nods. 

"Wonder who is going to win this match up," Cole said as they circled around each other again. 

Morgan kicks her in the stomach and throws her to the ropes to give her a dropkick. She jumps on the ropes and hits her with a moonsault.

"Morgan's highflying skills are interesting to watch." JBL looked on as she pinned Natalya for a 2 count. 

Morgan takes control of her with a headlock but Natalya breaks out of it by standing up and elbowing her in the stomach. Natalya starts to take control and grabs her into a suplex hold and holds it for a while as the crowd claps for them. Morgan tries to kick her legs but gets hit by Natalya's suplex. She pins Morgan for a 2 count.

"How Morgan kicked out of that impact is beyond me." Cole stated, watching in disbelief. As Morgan recovers but gets caught in a powerslam by her. "The power of Natalya."

She picks up Morgan and puts her in an abdominal stretch. "Is Morgan going to tap?" King asked

She manages to fight out of it, striking her with a hip toss as she grabs her into a headlock. Natalya fights out of it but Morgan picks her up and throws her to the turnbuckle. She sets her on top of it and gives her a suplex, taking a lot of energy from both of them. 

"Amazing suplex." King looked on as the ref started to count for a double KO. 

Natalya and Morgan get up on 7 and start hitting each other with punches to the face as the crowd cheers for Natalya and the crowd boos for Morgan. She grabs Morgan's punch and hits her with a belly to belly suplex. 

"That's gotta be it." JBL said before she pinned Morgan for a 2 count. 

Morgan rolls out the ring still feeling the impact from Natalya's suplex.

"Morgan looks out of it." Cole said as Natalya got out of the ring. 

Morgan gets up and throws her to the barricade. Then, she throws her back in the ring and gets inside. As soon as Natalya gets up, she walks over to her but gets hit with the discuss clothesline. Natalya pins her again but gets a 2 count. She then grabs Morgan's legs as the crowd cheers. Morgan tries to fight out of it but gets caught in the sharpshooter. She tries to crawl to the ropes as the crowd cheers on The Dungeon Diva.

'Sierra'

'Hotel'

'India'

'Echo'

'Lima'

'Delta'

'Shield'

Natalya quickly releases her and looks in fear as The Shield walks down the steps of the arena through the crowd. 

"Oh no, what are they doing here?" Cole asked 

Morgan crawls to the turnbuckle and leans her left arm on the ropes as The Shield surrounds the ring. She smirks to herself and gets up while Natalya is distracted. Morgan walks to her and turns her around to finish her with a backfire.

"And a backfire by Morgan." King said as she laid out Natalya and pinned her for the win. 

As she got her hand raised by the ref, she shook her head at Natalya, "You'll learn soon enough," 

'Later'

After the match, Melanie goes to catering, scrolling on her phone.

"Hey Melanie, I got you some grapes." Colby gave her a bag.

"Omg! Thank you! You rock dude! I love this stuff!" She exclaimed and snatched it off his hands as he chuckled. "This is so cool."

"No problem, I know how much you love grapes."

"Double cool!"

"Oh, and they are also really sour just for you."

"Triple cool!"

"Like the powerbomb." He pointed out.

"Totally!" she grinned, holding a big handful of grapes, and shoved them in her mouth. She began to chew it but spit it out, in disgust. "You asshole! These are rubber grapes!"

Colby laughed and shrugged. "Couldn't resist."

She threw the grapes at him. "That was a good one. But don't get too happy. I'm still going to win this battle."

"Keep dreaming."

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'Next Week on Raw'

'Sierra'

'Hotel'

'India'

'Echo'

'Lima'

'Delta'

'Shield.'

"Oh no." King said as Randy and Cena who were in the ring turned their attention to the crowd.

"I think things have got much worse. For Cena and Orton." Cole looked on with concern. As soon as Ambrose, Morgan, Seth and Roman walk down the steps, Cole says, "And here they are!"

"Yeah and if I were the champ, I'd be elsewhere right now," King said. The Shield surround the ring as Randy has his Money in the Bank briefcase as a weapon and Cena has his WWE title in his hands ready to strike. "3 on 2, just how The Shield loves it."

"It's their yard." JBL stated.

Morgan watches as Roman, Dean and Seth get on the apron but then Daniel Bryan runs down to the ring in his new 'Corporate' makeover as his hair is in a neat ponytail, thanks to The Authority. The Shield got down the apron and rushed to the barricade. 

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, gentlemen, gentlemen! And lady! Everyone just take a deep breath!" Brad Maddox spoke as he rushed out to the stage. "I can see what's going on here and I got a little idea. Since no one seems to be able to get along, how about we have a six man tag match for the main event? The Shield versus Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, and John Cena tonight!" he announced as the crowd cheered at the idea.

Later on the night, Morgan is at ringside as she watches The Shield's match against Randy, Daniel and Cena. As soon as Daniel is tagged in the ring by Randy, he gets on the top rope and hits Seth with a dropkick as he falls backward to his corner. Ambrose tags himself in and tries to clothesline Bryan but he ducks and kicks Roman off the apron.

Near the end of the match, Cena gets the tag from Bryan but the ref did not see it and gets forced back on the apron. Ambrose hits Cena with a cheap shot and he falls out of the ring but then Orton hits him from behind and starts stomping on him. 

"Hey!" Morgan got on the apron but gets grabbed by Orton for an apron DDT.

"Sorry Morgan, I can't let you distract me," Orton said

"Oh no! Not Morgan! Not your old friend!" King exclaimed as he quickly hit her with a DDT and she rolled out the ring.

During that, Daniel tries to put Seth in the yes lock but he counters it and throws him into Orton as Orton falls out of the ring. Seth tries to put Daniel in a roll up but gets caught in the Yes lock. Ambrose and Reigns quickly break it up and jump on Bryan and The Shield gets DQed. 

Cena runs into the ring and throws The Shield out of the ring with Bryan. Morgan checks on her teammates while Daniel chants 'yes'. As soon as he turns around he gets RKOed by Orton. The Hounds of Justice run back into the ring to try to attack once more but get thrown out of the ring again.

They quickly retreat as Orton hits Cena with an RKO. "Cash it in Randy. We have a new champion tonight! Do it!" JBL exclaimed as Orton grabbed his briefcase.

"No way." Morgan said, getting in the ring with her teammates following her.

Orton gets off the apron as she holds her head, still feeling the effects of the DDT. As Cena recovers, Reigns gives him a spear as he rolls out of the ring. Randy walks up the ramp with his briefcase as Morgan shakes his head at him. 

The Shield hit Daniel with the triple powerbomb and turned to Morgan.

She shook her head. "Not tonight." She said as she stood next to them and did The Shield pose with them over Bryan.

Fans tweets:

'DDT on WWEMorgan101! #YesYesYes'

'Damn no kick tonight Morgan?'

'HAHA Orton owned Morgan with that DDT. Serves her right! #RAW'

'No! Morgan got hit with the DDT! I hope she's okay. She'll get her revenge #MorganRules'

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'Main event'

Melanie, already in her Shield attire, is walking down the ramp, to meet Danielle and Curtis.

"Hey, I hope I didn't take long, I was waiting for Jon but haven't seen or spoken to him all day. Have you seen him?" Melanie asked.

"No, I haven't hun," Danielle replied

"Maybe he's backstage. Anyway, what do you need me to see?"

"I was thinking of a new dance step while I dance on the stage."

"Show me." 

Danielle and Curtis show Melanie their new dance steps but then Danielle stops and starts to giggle. 

"What? What happened?" Melanie asked

Curtis looked up the ramp and chuckled. "I see why..."

"I see why what?" Melanie inquired again. She really wanted to know why they were laughing.

"Nothing, nothing." Danielle teased.

"Cupcakes and soda! What is going on? Did I do something wrong?"

"Nah, just being beautiful." she hears a voice a familiar voice

"There you are! I was trying to find you all day " Melanie began but saw Jon holding a bouquet. She laughed and blushed, "Oh my gosh..."

"So cute..." Danielle smiled

"Hope I didn't worry you." He gave her the flowers and pulled her in for a quick kiss.

"Get a room you two!" Colby said as he walked down the ramp in his wrestling attire and a bottle of water in his hand. Melanie sticks her tongue out at him. "Ready for the match tonight?"

"Oh yeah. Mark Henry and I got the world's largest slam down. I can handle it."

"You love entertaining the crowd don't you?"

"I like to do a lot of stuff with the guys just like Lita and Chyna even though we are on PG."

Later on, Melanie takes a pic of the flowers and tweets 'What a surprise! How cute #LovebirdsOfJustice'

'In The Ring'

Morgan is at ringside, watching The Shield take on the Usos and Mark Henry. Henry takes control of Seth and Ambrose as he gives them a big splash off the turnbuckle. Morgan gets on the apron and punches Henry's back to get his attention as the ref doesn't look. Henry turns around and glares at her.

"That was not a wise move," Miz said on commentary with Josh.

"Who do you think you are? You think you're all big and bad?" Morgan provoked and slapped him in the face as the crowd was shocked at her boldness. 

"And Morgan has completely lost her sanity folks." Miz looked on.

"Clearly. Slapping the world's largest man will only give you a death sentence. Man or woman." Josh added. The crowd starts to cheer when Morgan gets grabbed in the ring by Mark and picked up for the World's largest slam. "Oh my gosh, he's not gonna-Oh! He did!" He exclaimed as he hit Morgan with the World's Largest Slam.

Morgan rolls to the end of the ring on her back. Mark turns his attention to Ambrose and tags in Jimmy. Jimmy gets on the turnbuckle and does the diving splash on Ambrose. As soon as he gets up, Seth runs into the ring and hits the blackout on Jimmy as the ref is distracted by Roman fighting Mark at ringside. Ambrose pins Jimmy for the win. 

"And Dean Ambrose is gonna steal this one for The Shield." Josh said as he rolled out the ring when Mark and Jey Uso got in the ring.

Roman and Seth go to the barricade while Ambrose goes to Morgan, picking her up bridal style to carry her backstage through the crowd. Roman and Seth grab all of The Shield's titles as they stare down the Usos and Mark.

Fans tweet:

'I kind of fangirled a little when I saw Dean carry Morgan. So cute even though she got hit by Mark Henry's world's largest slam.'

'Lol, does Morgan think before she acts? She's unpredictable and doesn't care about the consequences.'

Morgan tweets 'Sacrificed myself for my team. At least we won. #TeamPlayer'

'Later'

Ambrose cleared his throat, backstage with his team. "I don't want to say that, that's too easy but that was too easy," he said as Seth chuckled. 

"Mark Henry and the Usos...that's exercise. That's a walk in the park. Mark Henry, guys like Mark Henry...lazy, worn out, waste of time...you better start realizing that you aren't looking at rookies...or eye candy." he said as he looked at Morgan. "You are looking at a real diva...A real woman. A woman who gets the job done week after week after week no matter how hard the challenge is. She is, the Diva's Champion Morgan Lopez. The United States champion, the most dominant champion in this company, and may as well be the WWE champion cause let's face it...I'm the man. You are also looking at the tag team champions...the best tag team on planet earth. We set the standard for this industry for now on...so our message to the WWE Universe tonight...start catching up." Ambrose continued

"There is only 1 problem with that...no one can catch up to us. We are so far away from everybody else that it's not even funny," Seth spoke up. "The Usos, we dismantled them time and time again from the bottom all the way to the top. It doesn't matter who you are. Randy Orton, money in the bank winner, Daniel Bryan number one contender for the WWE title, or the WWE champion himself John Cena."

Morgan grabbed the camera. "Time and time again I see divas look like eye candy and have 1 minute matches. Divas with all talk and no action...that is not good for the divas division. So, that's why I stepped in. That is why I stepped up and won the Diva's championship. I finally made the divas worth watching again and I also showed everyone what a real Diva's Champion is." 

Ambrose smirked at her comment while Seth said "That's right." in the background.

Roman takes the camera. "It doesn't matter who you are...where you're from...or what you're willing to do, there is no end to all of this. There is no end to justice...believe that and believe in The Shield." 

'Next week, Raw'

After RVD wins the battle royal to challenge Dean Ambrose, The Shield walk down the steps and through the crowd while RVD and Mark Henry are in the ring. The crowd chants 'RVD' as Morgan, Dean, Seth and Roman get on the apron. All of a sudden, the Big Show's theme comes on as Ambrose's eyes widen, and gives Seth, Roman, and Morgan a panic stare.

As the Big Show walks out in his street clothes, Seth mouths 'Oh Shit...'

"Huge problem," Morgan mumbled as they all slowly got off the apron while Big Show walked down to the ring. She quickly walked over to Ambrose and retreated with her teammates.

'Smackdown'

Morgan is at ringside, watching The Shield take on Big Show, RVD and Mark Henry. Near the end of the match, she watches in delight as Ambrose waits for Big Show to get in the ring. Ambrose kneels and punches the mat before quickly standing up which reminds her of how the Joker would stand. 

"Do you see how lucky I am to have a badass like him?" The Philly diva taunted the crowd and gets boos in response. 

Ambrose grabs Big Show, about to hit a DDT but Show picks him up and slams him down. Morgan drops her smirk and widens her eyes. 

"That was NOT supposed to happen!" She pointed to the crowd and turned back to the apron, banging on it. Big Show makes a fist as she starts to panic and quickly gets in the ring. 

"No! Don't do it!" She begged as Big Show stopped and looked at her. 

"Morgan trying to talk Big Show out of punching her boyfriend." Cole looked on.

She gets in front of Ambrose, standing up to Big Show. "I said, don't do it."

"Get out the ring Morgan!" The ref ordered.

While Ambrose recovered, the Big Show grinned and made another fist as the crowd cheered. Ambrose pushes her out of the way as he gets punched in the face. 

"Dean!" She yelled and kneeled to help him. 

The ref forced her out of the ring while RVD got tagged in and hit the Five Star Frog Splash on Ambrose to win.

"Seems like things didn't go as planned!" Cole laughed. "RVD has pinned the US champion!"

Ambrose rolls out the ring while Seth, Morgan and Roman go to help him. 

"I am so useless!" Morgan beat herself down.

"You did what you could," Roman reassured as she nodded

"Rob Van Dam has pinned the United States champion. Can he do that Sunday?" Cole questioned.

'Backstage Fallout'

Morgan is annoyed and leans on a wall while Rollins throws a fit. An interviewer and camera walk up to the team

"This can't be happenin'" Seth exclaimed.

"Excuse me? Excuse me? Shield uh we just wanted uh-" The interviewer began.

"What's your problem? Shut up! Get out of here!" Seth pushed the camera away.

"Dude, calm down," Morgan spoke up as she had her title on her arm. Roman and Ambrose walk around while Ambrose holds his jaw. "Dean, I'm sorry, I should have done something better," she continued to feel guilty that he got punched.

"It's fine." Dean comforted her.

"Did you just see what just happened? That's not gonna happen again!" Seth rambled angrily as Ambrose grabbed his shoulder and tried to calm him down. "Those guys " 

"All right, all right. It's fine." Ambrose said

"It ain't fine..." Seth mumbled. 

Morgan sighed and tried to calm him down in the background as Ambrose looked at the camera about to give a promo. 

"It's fine...although I am a little disappointed in Rob Van Dam, Rob, letting the Big Show do your dirty work...letting the big men fight your battles for you." Ambrose said while Seth kicked something in the background.

"Hey! Calm down." Morgan snapped

"Might as well let him be..." Roman sighed. 

Morgan gives up and watches Seth go on a mini rampage

"SummerSlam kickoff...Big Show isn't gonna be there in LA. The 5 star frog splash ain't gonna be in LA. And the United States championship, that sure ain't gonna be in LA for you either. Cause now you're going one on one with Dean Ambrose with the championship on the line. You're playing chess with Bobby Fisher, there's just no way to win dude...and the world is slowly finding out that fact. Dean Ambrose...The Shield and the United States championship are the whole damn show." Ambrose pushed the camera away.

After the segment, Melanie started to laugh. "It is so hard to not laugh at you being angry."

"Hey, I keep it real." Colby chuckled.

After the show, Melanie walked around on her phone. 

She tweets 'SummerSlam Axxess! Watch me reveal the 30 years of WrestleMania roster of WWE2K14 in LA. #RepresentingTheDivas'

Fans tweet:

'OMG! I can't wait to meet you! I'll be in LA!'

'Can't wait to see you, Damien, King, JR and Ric Flair reveal the roster! It's going to be awesome.'

'I can't wait to meet you in LA! You are so cool!'

'Cannot wait to meet you in LA during SummerSlam Axxess!'

Melanie smiled at the comments and looked up as she saw Jon sitting by, checking his phone. 

"Hey." She grinned and kissed him but noticed him wincing in pain. "You all right?"

"Yeah, I'll live." He replied, brushing it off.

"You're hurt." She declared

"I'm fine­-" He hissed in pain again when she touched his jaw.

"You were saying? Jon, you gotta go check this out. It may be broken or cracked."

"Mel, I'll be fine. It's not broke."

"Jon! Come on."

"Melanie..."

"Dude, I can't kiss you if your jaw hurts." She exclaimed

"Yes, you can." He grabbed her by the waist, leaning in.

"No sex during work hours, lovers." Celeste teased as she walked by while Melanie gently pushed Jon away.

"That's a good sentence but isn't good for this situation, Celeste!" Melanie exclaimed. "As for you, let's go." She grabbed his hand and took him to the doctor's office.

"Can't believe you're dragging me here..."

"Yeah yeah, yeah, you'll get my lovin once we find out about your jaw."

Once they arrive at the Trainer's office, the doctor checks out his jaw. Melanie and Jon get the news that he just needs to ice it. 

"See? It's not broken." Jon shrugged.

"Hey, you never know!"

"Now can I have my kiss?"

"I'll be in your locker room," she said with a flirty smile and left.

Dumbfounded, Jon watched her leave in confusion. "Wait, what?"

"Mister Good, I believe she wants you to follow her." The doctor responded with an amused look.

Jon quickly got off his seat. "Thanks, doc." He said and quickly ran after her.

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#MorganRules

#LovebirdsOfJustice

#TeamPlayer

#RuthlessMorgan

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#RepresentingTheDivas

[kfanopinions]

Hiii, based on what you see and your know of astrology, do you think nct members (especially the members you watched more) are the same as their zodiac sign/natal chart? I think there are free will and also different aspects of our lives that can make us think/believe in different things or have different opinions, but I saw post that said thinks like they are LIKE this because their chart say that and is like WHAT!?

Also, I have a crush on someone but his mother believe a LOT in astrology, she wants to know my natal chart before we start something, and in your opinion in a quickly analysis, can sun:scorpio, moon:scorpio, venus: scorpio and mars:sagittarius can stand well with sun: leo, moon: cancer, venus: cancer and mars: pisces? Don't worry if it is not compatible at all, I will use it to make my arguments better, and we can date, hahaha

hi there : )

okay so to answer your first question, i would say that a few members do resemble their zodiac signs right off the bat. jaemin really seems to draw the attention towards himself (and i'm not talking about the fact that he's good looking) i mean even when he's trying to just 'relax' or 'not be the center of attention,' he still manages to grab people's attention. that is one quality of a leo and mark does this as well. think of the way that mark reacts or just the fact he finds the dumbest things funny (sorry mark but not everything is as funny as it seems XP) taeyong absolutely reminds me of a cancer he is pretty sensitive, whiny, pouty -- and as someone who has a close friend who is a cancer, taeyong legit screams CANCER to me. chenle being a sagittarius loves to stir the pot and be a little sarcastic sh*t (i have a sag mercury and my sarcasm game is always on point lol) now i just looked at their sun signs above, but i will briefly talk about mark and jaemin's venus signs. they both have a virgo venus are pretty caring and loving people. just look at the way they stare at the people who they're close too. also, mark always volunteering to help out (same as jaemin). so yeah, they do show similarities.

as for your second question, i've never heard of a mother wanting to know the natal chart of her sons potential girlfriend. in all honesty your chart is none of her business and frankly i find it weird that she wants to know lol it would be different if it were your crush asking because that is a little more normal but the mom…WHAT?! anywho…

now about the placements the only one i would say is a little finicky are the mars signs. otherwise it's not a bad match and his mom needs to mind her own damn business <33333

[ferally-ships]

IM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR NANNA D:

I'm sure she was someone absolutely wonderful and I wish I had gotten to talk to her. As you said to me when I was going through my grandpa's death, It is always hard losing someone, but you must overcome it. And I'm sure your Nan wouldn't be happy seeing you sad 😞

But the Nurse!oc? It sounds amazing! Can't wait to read it!!

Lots of love,

Your favorite Tumblr User 💖💖💖💖

Oh thank you my darling ~ March is just super hard. I lost my Nanna. I lost my Dad a year or so ago, and it's my birthday in a few days and I thought he'd be there to see those 18th/21st/30th type milestones. But sadly not. And then it's his birthday 3 days after mine. Hahaha, you're right. No, she wouldn't like to see me sad. I think she'd say it's okay to be sad. It's okay to have a cry. But don't let it consume you. The days are still beautiful. Life is still happening. Even just watching the flowers moving gently in the wind (I wonder if this is why she kept buying a crap ton of flowers every time her and Grandad would go down to the hardware store....She'd buy the dying flowers, take them home and give life back to them. I swear to god that's the retired nurse in her). I might see about planting a yellow Rose. It's typical and cliche. But her middle name was 'Joy' and that's what everyone called her. Joy = Happiness. Yellow = Bright and happy. Thing is... I can guarantee I'll kill that flower XD I am not a green thumb at all and I don't want to be responsible for killing my Nanna XD (Now I can hear her laughing and saying 'Oh jingoes' and her searching for a book on how to care for roses despite the fact that I can access information through my phone). That's made me smile. Oh my dear, darling, bestie... I went off on a long rant here. Posted more than I should... but thank you for listening to my thought process. God, it's helped immensely. Anywho~ You've made me excited to create Nurse!OC and I can't wait!!

[prpfz]

DC comics or movies and Tv shows Rp (Doubles Welcomed) *New Ad*

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I’m 18+ and all participants must be 18+

Hey there, you can call me Kim! I am 21+, living in the CST time zone. Let’s do this! Also I am not replacing partners. Okay so I’ve always loved Jason Todd. Like he’s been my go to man! Anyways what if after he is resurrected he actually is caught and out in Arkham Asylum where he meets my character who is actually the daughter of Harley Quinn and the Joker. And it sorta has a Heathens moment. My character owns Arkham and has her own little posy but Jason wants to get out so my character helps him if he promises to help her dethrone her father and in turn this turns into a crazy and timeless love story hehe

I want us to have drama, romance, lots steamy scenes hahaha action!

I love and write strong female characters and that’s what my character is so if you do not like characters like that, then I’m probably not the partner for you but if you do hit me up!

Anyways the possibilities are endless. I do want this though to have romance and plot!

Anywho I am looking for someone who is happy write to about the world and can write Jason and has written him before. Please I prefer someone who is semi literate, and writes in third person since that’s all I do.

Due to the nature of the universe, please be 18+. Let me know a bit about yourself, and any ideas you have so I know you read this throughly!

like or dm

[rphunter]

DC comics or movies and Tv shows Rp (Doubles Welcomed) *New Ad*

I’m 18+ and all participants must be 18+

Hey there, you can call me Kim! I am 21+, living in the CST time zone. Let’s do this! Also I am not replacing partners. Okay so I’ve always loved Jason Todd. Like he’s been my go to man! Anyways what if after he is resurrected he actually is caught and out in Arkham Asylum where he meets my character who is actually the daughter of Harley Quinn and the Joker. And it sorta has a Heathens moment. My character owns Arkham and has her own little posy but Jason wants to get out so my character helps him if he promises to help her dethrone her father and in turn this turns into a crazy and timeless love story hehe

I want us to have drama, romance, lots steamy scenes hahaha action!

I love and write strong female characters and that’s what my character is so if you do not like characters like that, then I’m probably not the partner for you but if you do hit me up!

Anyways the possibilities are endless. I do want this though to have romance and plot!

Anywho I am looking for someone who is happy write to about the world and can write Jason and has written him before. Please I prefer someone who is semi literate, and writes in third person since that’s all I do.

Due to the nature of the universe, please be 18+. Let me know a bit about yourself, and any ideas you have so I know you read this throughly!

,

[darkrpfinders]

DC comics or movies and Tv shows Rp (Doubles Welcomed) *New Ad*

I’m 18+ and all participants must be 18+

Hey there, you can call me Kim! I am 21+, living in the CST time zone. Let’s do this! Also I am not replacing partners. Okay so I’ve always loved Jason Todd. Like he’s been my go to man! Anyways what if after he is resurrected he actually is caught and out in Arkham Asylum where he meets my character who is actually the daughter of Harley Quinn and the Joker. And it sorta has a Heathens moment. My character owns Arkham and has her own little posy but Jason wants to get out so my character helps him if he promises to help her dethrone her father and in turn this turns into a crazy and timeless love story hehe

I want us to have drama, romance, lots steamy scenes hahaha action!

❤️❤️🖤🖤🔫🔫🦇🦇

I love and write strong female characters and that’s what my character is so if you do not like characters like that, then I’m probably not the partner for you but if you do hit me up!

Anyways the possibilities are endless. I do want this though to have romance and plot!

Anywho I am looking for someone who is happy write to about the world and can write Jason and has written him before. Please I prefer someone who is semi literate, and writes in third person since that’s all I do.

Due to the nature of the universe, please be 18+. Let me know a bit about yourself, and any ideas you have so I know you read this throughly!

.

[tpwkmadeline]

i’m so violently obsessed with the gucci hahaha photoshoot with harry, is there a bot you could do involving that shoot? like maybe you’re on set cause you’re modeling some of the collection and his flirty ass is like “wow you look good in my clothes haha” BSAHSHWJZ

fun fact: when the collection photoshoot dropped i was living in my sorority house, and my roommate walked in on me laying on the floor with a pillow over my face.

i was a feral 20 year old, okay?

ANYWHO, the way you worded this made me laugh SO hard and i immediately had to go write it. hope you enjoy!! 🩷

harry styles - 2022: Gucci HAHAHA

[spamgyu]

Hi love,

Okay, first off, the jeonghan fic, girl I, I told you didn't I? That the jeonghan angst would break me, and I was right, it did. The silent suffering, having to watch the love of his life move on and be happy without him while he's in so much pain, oh god, my heart cracked and I sobbed for that man. As a jeonghan girlie, this killed me but I loved it. It was so fucking painful but so goddamn well written, like mwah, it was chef's kiss💋. I needed time to get myself together to send this ask, I genuinely felt miserable and it feels weird to thank you for that but oh well, that's what we're all here for, isn't it? So thank you.

I gotta say though, I'm so glad that you're holding off on shua because idk if I can even think of handling a shua angst fic that YOU write, like I seriously don't think I can. Especially not when I'm still recovering from the cheol and hannie ones. I mean, one had both of them suffering since they couldn't move on from each other but couldn't make things right with each other either, like cheol believed that she is happy without him now, i mean i get it, she did kinda move on but still, oh god, just thinking about it makes my brain hurt. While the other one had one of them watching the other truly move on and be there for them, like are you kidding me? Idk which one is more painful honestly. Anywho, looking forward to your hoshi angst, I wanna see if it would break me more or be lighter like the mingyu one(don't come at me, I just felt that way).

Also, I didn't know babes was used to be mean to someone because that's not how we use it where I live. My friends call each other babes all the time (including me), so no, I don't find you calling us babes mean. Just letting you know.

"genuinely felt miserable and it feels weird" kldsjlksdjf i am so sorry i ...... if it's any consolation, that's how i feel after writing angst. like i feel like im writing my experiences down??? and like in a way retelling it so it feels like im reliving an event that never happened. anyways..... im so glad you somewhat enjoyed it HAHAHA

I'm only holding off on Shua...... because I'm having issues figuring out how to write out the prompt I have for him..... lkdfjldskf

As for Hoshi idk... I think his might be like Cheol's??? Maybe between Choel's and Mingyus hehe

IDK i saw a tiktok (america) where they were like omfg babes is so condescending ..... like my fault i didnt know lskdfjlkadf