#okay anon the thing about gift giving is SO real😭

[holyblanchett]

Not a Agathario thing but simply an Agatha thing I'm mad about.

Billy knows more magic and engages with more magic than Agatha. It fucking pissed me off and I have let it simmer for too long. We got more scenes of Billy talking technical magic than Agatha which is utter bullshit, Agatha as established in Wandavision is someone who loves the analysis, she loves picking apart what makes a spell work, why it works and more, she's the type of witch to have a grading system for all the other witches like she's Ash Ketchum who's going to be the Pokemon master and defeat all the other trainers.

Comics Agatha yaps so much about magic it gets annoying, in an endearing way but like yeah this woman knows what she's talking about and she sure as hell isn't stupid enough to not be able to survive without her 'purple' (it's adorable okay I love that Nicky calls it that). In the finale we have Agatha do like three spells, three? Motherfucker that lady forced the scarlet witch down the trauma central memory lane and had enough audacity to comment about her dead parents after she watched them die, she's got guts, she's got balls. She's not gonna mess around when it comes to a battle unless she's playing her opponent, she's fucking ruthless. like the whole scene with her having a noose around the twins' necks? You think that lady will whip out three spells and just not do anything else????

It is simply not realistic. Especially when it's against Rio, because let's be for real these two probably go hard in their fights as shown in the first episode. To have that condensed down to a little play fight of a thing so Billy can come in made me flip the fucking table.

It's stupid af, for a comics comparison it's like having Magik aka Illyana put down her sword forgo her wards and spells to karate chop someone or bringing a nerf gun when your opponent has an ak-47.

Agatha has two fight modes, fucking go for the kill or, slowly manipulate everybody give and give Doofenschmirtz monologues while she does it then bite heads off. Both end the same way. Agatha uses wit and charm alongside her magic.

If Jac really wanted high stakes she wouldn't have nerfed Agatha or have her go out without a proper verbal battle and one weird Billy thought invasion. So yes I'm beyond fucking mad.

Can I just say I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this (affectionate). I'm telling you if Jac had saved her coins for the final battle the show would have been so much better. I was craving a Agatha/Rio showdown. Mama had her magic for not even two minutes and even then she was struggling?? Rio knocked her on her ass one time and she was laying there like wtf??? I think another Anon referred to it as a light show and they werent wrong. It's so crazy to me. Hell, Comic, even What if...? Agatha is goated and so powerful. I get she had the darkhold in Wandavision but she's always been gifted she does not need it. She was done so dirty in her own show i will never forgive them 😭😭

[vacate-et-scire]

first time requesting kinda nervous [embarrassed]

IM REALLY FOND OF UR WORKS BTW!!!

im 19, demigirl omnisexual, Filipino Chinese :P

i like anime- bsd, bllk, hq, tollosk, also webtoons like cherry crush, ebyl, and ghost eyes. kpop 2!! my ult is twice, mamammoo and txt

i play volleyball & dance, and play guitar:^ i dress kinda grunge

i play volleyball & dance, and play guitar :^ i dress kinda grunge

my fav music artists r the haunt (SUPER UNDERRATED!!) nirvana, weezer, msi, mitski and the ones i mentioned previously

i have mid lenth hair to a bit past my shoulders, and imagine a hush cut with the most uneven layers ever. i like hironos!!! and my fav colors are sage green, dusty pink, and i like matcha strawberry & vanilla things

things i like/look for in a person— loyal!! i do NAWT like cheaters. (maybe except otoya) confrontational (i’ll apologize but not first) and not super muscly… like THEY LOOK LIKE A CHICKET ETF BRO… also acts of service>> i like giving physical touch but not receiving :0 i get embarrased easily but i dont mind standing up for sm1

ion mind gifts but its kinda humiliating bcz YOU spent money on ME…? yuck…

anyway thats all i cd think of.. IKYSM

Your Blue Lock Matchup: Nagi Seishiro

Oh my god, this is giving major grunge chic meets lowkey soft boy energy, and you know who fits that perfectly? Nagi Seishiro. You’re about to be the chill but dynamic power duo everyone envies, the kind of relationship where opposites attract, but you click so effortlessly it’s scary.

Your effortlessly cool, slightly edgy vibe with the hush cut and grunge style? Nagi is here for it. He wouldn’t just admire your look; he’d lowkey start picking up on your fashion sense, expect him to pair his signature sweats with random sage-green accessories because he wants to match your favorite colors. And your shared love for acts of service? He’d be all about it—he’d let you run your fingers through his hair or steal his hoodie, and in return, he’d always be down to carry your stuff or help you out, no questions asked which he is doing for no one else.

Nagi’s not flashy with his emotions, but loyalty? That’s where he shines. He’s ride-or-die in his own quiet, unshakable way, and he’d never do anything to hurt you or betray your trust(Ignore Reo in the corner). Cheating? Not even in his vocabulary. He might be lazy about most things, but when it comes to you, he’s surprisingly dependable.

You’re a volleyball-playing, dancing, guitar-shredding ball of energy, and Nagi would find that endlessly fascinating. Your dynamic nature would keep him intrigued, while his laid-back demeanor would remind you to slow down and relax when you need it. Plus, he’d think your passion for your hobbies is super cool and would definitely want you to teach him a thing or two (don’t be surprised if he picks up guitar with zero effort).

Nagi would bring out a softer, more playful side of you, even when you’re trying to keep your cool. He’d tease you gently when you get embarrassed, but only because he finds it adorable. On the flip side, your confrontational streak? He’s unbothered. If anything, he’d just laugh at how bold you are, supporting you in his own quiet, amused way.

Nagi’s not one for grand gestures, which fits perfectly with your preference for less showy romance. Instead, he’d express his love through small but meaningful actions—sending you random songs that remind him of you, sharing snacks he knows you like, or casually mentioning you to Reo like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

Picture this: a lazy day spent exploring random spots in the city, with a playlist featuring Mitski and The Haunt in the background. You’d drag him to a little café that serves matcha, strawberry, and vanilla treats, and he’d sit across from you, content just watching you light up about something you love. Later, you’d head to a hidden vinyl store, picking out records together before heading home to play them and relax.

Nagi’s laid-back attitude complements your vibrant energy, creating a balanced dynamic where you both feel seen and valued. You’d inspire him to step out of his comfort zone, while he’d remind you to take life a little slower and enjoy the small moments. Together, you’d build a relationship that’s equal parts fun, chill, and deeply loyal—exactly what you’ve been looking for.

[eatmeandbirthmeagain]

headcanons of Baldwin during his wife's pregnancy (if that's even possible lmao) and raising their child together 😭💗

☆ Headcanons: King Baldwin x Reader - Pregnancy And Raising A Child ☆

☆ Headcanons ☆

A/N: Hello Anon, thank you for this beautiful request. I usally do one fic a day but headcanons are so fun to write! As always, this is based on the film Kingdom Of Heaven, not the real historical figures. Enjoy!

TW: Leprosy, Birth

This man would be so incredibly sweet to you all throughout your pregnancy.

He would do anything to ensure your absolute comfort.

Baldwin is completely indebted and grateful to you for carrying his child, he sees simple tasks as the least he can do.

You tell him constantly that fussing over you is not good for his health but he does not care. He would wear himself into the ground for you and that's just what he does.

When you go into labor, he stays by your side the entire time, never once leaving for any reason other than to fetch you something.

When the baby is born, he falls in love for a second time. Once with you and once with the tiny life he holds in his arms. Nothing else matters at that moment, only you and your child.

YOU chose to create life with HIM. His happiness is unmatched. The only other time he has felt this happy in his life was on your wedding day.

That night, he insists that the baby’s crib remains in the royal chambers, just so he can keep a close eye his little family.

He would not mind if it was a boy or a girl. He would love them both equally but differently.

Baldwin would treat his daughter like an absolute princess. He would go to any extent to protect her and keep her safe. He would treasure her and present her with an abundance of gifts just to see her smile.

He would love his son just as much. He would be overjoyed at the idea of teaching his son how to ride a horse, battle with swords and how to play chess.

Something tells me that he would be more than happy to teach his daughter all of those things as well if she asked.

Above all, he would be terrified of giving his disease to his children or you. That is is absolute worst fear.

Occasionally you would wake up in the night to find him crying after a nightmare about that exact thing.

As much as he wants to wrap his baby up in his arms and protect him/her, he knows that it's far too risky. And this breaks his heart.

You do your best to reassure him that as long as the two of you are careful about it, then it will be okay. He is still nervous, but he always is.

Even after years of marriage he is still afraid of giving you his illness.

Overall, the love he holds for his family is entirely unmatched. He places you and the child over all of his royal duties, no matter what <3

[hotcat37]

AHHHHH. okay. just finished reading it. let me just say i have never, ever in my life had such a visceral reaction to a fanfiction before. i’m glad i was home alone because let me tell you, i was screeching, laughing, kicking my feet like crazy. i had to take several breaks to process what was happening.

… now what if i get a job in finland and take the bus every single day, waiting to stumble onto hotrider99’s lap?

the beginning felt all too familiar, actually, when i got to helsinki and took the bus from the airport, i almost flew across the bus with my suitcase as well. i managed not to, but honestly, what’s up with finnish bus drivers driving like they need to win a race? so thank you for including this, it made the fic feel very real from the very beginning 😁

as soon as jere opened his mouth, i swear to god, i started squeaking. i always love people writing his accent, and you did a particularly good job with it. it made me shriek every single time he said something.

oh, and all the references to, like, me as a person, man, i’m obsessed, i felt so involved and seen (which. is the point of x reader fics but. shush), it was so personal and i LOVED that. truly like he was speaking to ME. so thank you so much for that (and the anon asks to figure things out beforehand 🤭)

i also loooveeeddd the mention of the hotrider99 account, when i saw it i screamed. it’s so fucking funny and makes me wonder … maybe this is what he’s using it for? to give it to german girls on the bus after spilling their coffees? 🤭🤭

all in all, i just really wanna thank you for writing this masterpiece so me. it’s so amazing, so personal, and so well-written too, of course. i usually have a hard time finishing fanfics, but yours had me hooked from the very beginning. it’s incredible and i will now go on to reread it about 1828282 times. thank you so so much, you made me so happy 🩷🩷

I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT!! 😭❤❤ I'm happy that I accidentally made the fic feel real haha 😂 I just imagined the kind of stuff I would want to happen in a fanfiction written about me and a celebrity crush and that's how I came up with the silly but butterflies inducing 'falling into hot stranger's lap' trope 😋😋 It was super fun to write tbh Also I've never seen hotrider99 referenced in fanfiction so I wanted to give him a special shoutout👀😼

I'm so glad you liked your gift!!❤ Special shout out to @the-converse-high-top for hosting this gift exchange!🥰

[myalchod]

Greetings from your mysterious and evasive HEX anon! ☃️🌚

I have been incredibly busy crafting your gift but here I am leaving my workbench to pay you another visit!❄️

Today we are going to play a little game:

This or that emoji version

(Some with no deeper meaning whatsoever except for deciding the outcome of your gift)

🍵 or 📚

🌙 or💫

🌿 or 🪨

🎹 or 🎻

🍏 or 🍎

🖋️ or 🖊️

⚽️ or 🏀

🍩 or 🍪

🦁 or 🐺

And now that we have already talked about emojis:

Describe Farah, Saul, Andreas and Luna in four emojis each!

Wishing you a splendid November weekend! I will be back soon!☃️

Oooooooh, hello again, Mysterious Anon! (Mysterious as the dark side of the moon? Attempting to decipher emojis is not my strongest game, which is going to make this round of questions interesting ...)

🍵 or 📚: Looking at that first one, I can already sense that things are going to be monstrously unfair and difficuult to decide. Because the answer is absolutely and, not or. 😭 Books and tea! But if I absolutely have to pick one, in the moment the answer is 🍵, because winter is such tea weather for me.

🌙 or💫: Oh, an easier one! Because if you get a proper dark night, especially with minimal noise pollution, it's no contest: 💫

🌿 or 🪨: I need context, Mysterious Anon! Because both plants and rocks can be great, but it depends so much on the how and which kind and where and look, I am absolutely going to overthink everything, have you met me? Figuratively, anyway. 😝 But I like perching on things, and rocks are more broadly viable for that than plants so I guess we'll go with 🪨 this time.

🎹 or 🎻: I've always been more of a strings girl when it comes to music ... despite only ever really learning how to play piano. But whether it's classical or folk, 🎻 wins out for. me.

🍏 or 🍎: Unless the red apple is a gloriously tart Pink Lady apple, 🍏.

🖋️ or 🖊️: Okay, okay, I guess you did give me some easy ones. 🖋️ all day all the time, with very rare exceptions based on situational need. From the moment I discovered the tiny Japanese EF nibs, fountain pens have been my beloved.

⚽️ or 🏀: Sportsball? Meh. Neither of these forms are one I have any real interest in, but between them, we'll go with Actual Football ⚽️.

🍩 or 🍪: Oooh, tough one, because as pictured in the emoji the answer is "probably neither". I have, in the past, committed the heresy of picking the chocolate chips out of my cookie, and regular doughnuts are usually painfully sweet. But if I can pick whatever variety of that family of sweet is involved, I think 🍪 might just eke out the win (in spite of doughnuts being a Hanukkah food).

🦁 or 🐺: DOGGOS. (I know it's a wolf. But still, decision-making capacity on this one comes from that primitive human hindbrain that reads them as, "DOGGO, MUST PET".) So ... 🐺, though I will retain enough common sense to avoid the impulse to pet the forbidden floof.

As for your other question ... did I mention that I am horrible at emojis? And that I overthink everything? But let's see ... Note that this is purely on vibes and thinking too long will almost certainly have me reconsidering everything.

Farah: 🫖😑🪫📜 Saul: 🗡️🥺🥃🪵 Andreas: 🏅😏🪓⚜️ Luna: 👑😒🕯️🫧

That's a lie, I'm already reconsidering everything. But I'm going to post before I delete it all, so hopefully there's something marginally useful in there, or at the very least entertaining. (It never occurred to me that being a person who thinks mostly in words rather than visuals would be hard dealing with emoji, of all things.)

Anyway! Cannot wait to see whatever you're crafting on that workbench, my dearest Mysterious Anon, and my apologies for taking too long agonising over this answer. Leaving some cake out for whenever you come by again. 🍰💙

[sehodreamsthoughts]

pls yeah😭😭 as an older sister, i literally just felt so bad for that girl omfg like so nasty omfggg and all of the manipulation and just boys… being disgusting as they are gave me a lot of mixed feelings and it was hot at times but also? yeah just conflicted personally cuz … it is scary, the shame was all too real.. damn. really well written though fs.

PLS i see what u described, ok listen enhypen are so stupid fuckboy coded i can’t see it as much with ateez but im trying a little for the plot like but they’re not too gross.. um, yeosang has like a crush on u, and he’s ur close friend n so is wooyoung and ur comfortable with and trust them both and im imagining like another party setting cuz im unoriginal but yeosang asking wooyoung to help him but maybe he just wants wooyoung to like, drop hints that yeosang is into u, but wooyoung takes it too far and just propositions for you to take both of them at the same time🤓 i can imagine it getting not competitive.. but silly? just like, if you’re choking on wooyoung’s cock, he’s holding your chin, wiping your tears away with his thumb and instructing yeosang on how you have to be a little gentle at first… before u start fucking her throat,., as he makes you gag, rocking his hips forward to push his length deeper .. and yeosang is such a good listener but he’s also palming himself, eventually pulling his own cock out to stroke himself… u definitely offer to help him, jerking him off in one hand while you keep taking wooyoung’s cock in ur mouth… then you’d switch,, wooyoung playing with ur tits while suck yeosang off… when they realize how wet you are for them… trying to rock ur clit against the carpet or the sheets or whatever you’re closest to, they don’t want you to suffer any longer, helping you out and wooyoung thinks it’s the perfect time to show yeosang how to eat you out<3

- 🥟 anon

Yeah definitely, I just wanted to become her friend, shake her shoulders and scream at her face "PLEASE STOP" but well it was for the plot and I appreciate the way she was like "okay yeah I just want his dick because that's the dick I'm not supposed to have" hahaha I can understand the need of getting you shouldn't want to get.

Okay yeah I love everything you described for Woo and Yeosang because that's kind of how I see it, but I think I'd like more a private setting like idk a movie night in his house because you three are always together and maybe Yeosang hasn't said much to Wooyoung because he's not the kind to overshare those things but Woo can just see it you know? He knows his friend too much to ignore the way Yeosang follows you with his eyes and is always ready to do something for you maybe driving you around and buying you cute little gifts saying he does it just because you're his friend but Woo knows is not just that 😭

Then on a movie night that Yeosang has prepared too Woo brings a few snacks and drinks and you're all enjoying, you between them and idk but the movie just gets a bit hot with a scene of two guys and one girl? (Challengers? Lmao) So Wooyoung says out loud for you two to hear "Uh, I've never kissed a girl like that, have you, Yeosang?" To what this one denies, and Woo does the same question to you, which you deny too, so then he sputters "Should we try it?" And from that moment on everything goes down.

Then in Yeosang's living room everything that you said happens but idk why I see him ordering you two around 😭, telling Yeosang to say how precious you are for him and then making you reveal how much you've been into Yeosang for years and then maybe at some point Woo is like "okay my work here is done 👍" but you stop him saying that Yeosang hasn't been the only you've been thinking about, and the other gives Woo a nod to leave clear that he doesn't mind sharing you 😭 so later you're on your knees sucking those two and at some point Wooyoung is the one teaching you how to properly suck a cock pushing your head to take all of Yeosang's length, not caring that you gag a couple times or that a few tears are running down your eyes because "I know you want to make him feel good too, don't you want to repay him for being so nice to you?" And you nod looking up to his eyes because it's true, you want to be as good for him as he's been with you 🥺🩷

Yo I became so nasty 😂

[lqfiles]

user lqfiles i have no idea what to call you.

see saying "hello tumblr user lqfiles" sounds ominous and it's giving sigma... god i hate that word. i have beef with the gen alpha slang, everytime i hear a reel with "what the sigma" i grow a little closer to throwing that toaster right into the bathtub. ANYWAYS, my point is that i'm going to figure out how to come up with a nickname for you. it'll come, eventually trust. i'll think of one okay. something to do with l & q idk. unless there's something else you want me to call you? ALSO NOOO IM NOT RICH. 😭😭 as i mentioned before i bought like... 3x the amount of pcs i OWNED BEFORE i went on a buying spree. so all i had was just the pcs i collected from albums that were gifts from friends... (i never thought it a good idea to spend money on this stuff for myself.) I was actually traveling abroad which was why i hadn't checked in for a bit, and the prices... were just so much cheaper!! So I decided, why not? fuck it we ball! (my life motto to everything at this point...) and i'm in a decent financially stable point in my life where i can indulge in this stuff, so i bought quite a bit... i tried to focus on buying pcs... cause storing albums in my suitcase makes it a lot heavier.

i definitely have a hand kink its not a joke anymore. IT REMINDED ME OF THIS IMAGE (idk if it's going to work if it doesn't uh.... ignore! cause i've never sent links on anon and tumblr hates making things easier for us.) https://postimg.cc/1gWC0B48 AND IDK IF YOU CAN SEE IT BUT ITS SO FUNNY I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING. they're both me

i also have no idea who louis partridge is BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST LOOKED HIM UP AND GOD DAMN. like my taste in men is obviously questionable, and like most people i did have a thing for andrew garfield and theo james... but i think i often find myself crushing on east asians half of the time, mostly because i am eastern asian myself, and it's not like on purpose cause i do find other races hot, it's just the way i grew up finding famiiarity in those faces? does that make sense idk im yapping at this point.

ALSO THE SMAU IS SO FUNNY IM CAUGHT UP NOW.... HAECHAN LITERALLY GOING THROUGH ALL STAGES OF GRIEF. HE WANTS HER SO BAD BUT ALSO THE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WHOLE PINTREST BROWSING.... LIKE HES SO REAL AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE HIM. (chatgpt is too real AND THE FACT THAT y/n IS EATING IT UP IS SO FUNNY LIKE I WOULD'VE ALREADY BEEN LIKE.... why does this sound like it's written by ai...) holy fuck that's a lot i ranted a lot anyways hello, look forward to the next chapter. love you and hope u have a great day TUMBLR USER LQFILES - 🤠

hejdhskdj sometimes i’m tempted to put my name back in my about me so you guys can put a name to my account but then i remember how don’t wanna be perceived THAT much and rethink #SOZZZZ idk maybe i’ll come up with a new alias that you can start addressing me by, tho if you’re curious you can figure my name out if you find my main blog and check my tags 😭

you’re gonna hate me omgg bc except for the word sigma (cos that cringe) i unfortunately love brainrot content atm… like yess give me the skibidi toilet rizz party, give me the ohio fanum tax, GIVE ME RHE MAXIMUM AURA 😅😂 the effect of living with little boys..

FUXK IF WE BALL IS SUCH AN AMAZING LIFE MOTTO like exactly.. we are ballin.. anyways you not spending any money yourself on albums is sending me lmaooo but at least you were able to use the money you had saved to buy yourself some cheeky pcs. tbh i think pcs are the only appealing part for most part when buying an album anyways so it’s a good thing that you didn’t buy albums lmaooo

THE IMAGE IS SHOWING LMAOOOO i love this pic so bad ughhh he has such nice hands i wish i could hold his hands and play with them.. the perfect mix between girly dainty hands and manly veiny like I WANXTHU SO BAD HAECHAN

MOST PEOPLE MUST NOT INLCUDE ME… but tbh i don’t think i have a specific race i like in men, THO IM IN MY ARABIC BOYS ERA RN… idk if anyone knows slushynoobz but hamza.. i wantchu saaaur bad like GIVE ME THE YEMENI BOY.. also i don’t think it’s weird to prefer your own people!!! its something a lot of cultures have too so don’t worry about it you’re not yapping, my mum is the same 😭

LOLLLL HAECHAN EXPERIENCES THE LOSS OF HIS UNOFFICIAL GF he was probably with his head in his hands when she didn’t respond to his apex request. and ntm he tweaked the letter a bit to make it more personalised!!! a bit of ai here and there but still personal!!!!

I LOVE YOU TOOO COWBOY ANON!!!

[earthtooz]

give your moots a valentine's day ship <33

OKAY ! will do ^-^ i'll do my more active moots bc they like to talk about their favs - apologies if you don't like your matchup, not my problem LMFAOOOOO :,( feel free to ignore if this makes u uncomfy but i hope i didn't cross anyone's boundaries :P

thanks for asking anon, hope u have a lovely day <3 take care of yourself!

@limitlesshq with... chigiri hyoma! i would give you oliver or sae but like let's be real neither would commit to valentines day lMFAOOOO but chigiri so would! i think valentines with chigiri would be so fun :( he'd be such a sweetheart <3 vv nervous about the day but you won't be able to tell since he's so deceivingly calm and neutral the whole time. IMAGINE HIS OUTFIT AHHHH IN THOSE GRANDPA OUTFITS OF HIS!

@mitzimania with... michael kaiser! (begudgingly, i do not like this image bc i HATE him.) hiori was my first choice but you're like batshit insane for this man so... you win, kaiser would be the most obnoxious, but admittedly, sweet date to have for valentines :((( would give you dramatic ass gifts like blue fucking roses and a huge ass teddy. valentines day is a total 'book a reservation at an expensive restaurant and stir shit up' day with him.

@sixosix with... izuku midoriya! izuku would be so scared before asking u and he's going to be nervous the entire day (stupid ass), both of you are dorks so this date works well LUL ik it'll be such a fun day AHHHHHHHH MIDORIYA'S SO <3 you know that he has the whole day planned down to a T, there is not a single detail or potential outcome that has not been thought out by him already.

@vrmxlho with itoshi sae! ofc i'm giving u sae bbgirl you're the only one who could probably tolerate him 😐 two little shits paired together for valentines day LMFAOO no but fr, i think he would be a sweet date if he tried <3 he def thinks vday is a capitalist sham (which it is) and that you can celebrate your partner any day, but he still makes an effort to spend time with you and participate in valentines date ideas. gifts u various things and has no limit on how much to spend (why did yours get so long)

@yaakultt with isagi yoichi! hello??? i have to pair kayla with isagi, valentines just wouldn't make sense otherwise???? two idiots (affectionate) in one LMFAOOOOOO i'm just playing you're not an idiot <3 but fr, bouta be a real fun valentines of side-eyeing other couples whilst sitting in boba stores 😍😍

@sacchariins with suna rintarou! i think i'm too far in to the pancake-stealing-assassin lore to not give you suna rin 😭😭😭 but you can make him cuter pancakes for valentines day! #valentinesvlog but it's atsumu trying to steal suna's pancakes once again LMFAOOOO, but valentines would be so fun with him :( goofing around in a small pop-up theme park and suna trying to hard to win prizes for u </3 gets so offended if you win more than him lul o7

@popkorrn with kirishima eijiro! my fav paired with my fav!!!! favourite icon kirishima >:o would be such a perf date for valentines, immediately gifts you flowers and chocolate when the day starts and you're just like 'dude... it's so early' - does everything that a stereotypical valentines date would look like but it's amazing nevertheless. incredible company to spend the day with &lt;;3

@uravichii with shinsou hitoshi! okay so i need you to hear me out: orange cat x black cat (idk why but i perceive you to be an orange cat which is a total compliment bc i LOVE orange cats), anyways, i'm assigning u shinsou bc valentines with him would be incredible wtf :< IMAGINE VISITING A CAT CAFE OH MAH GOODNESS tbf you don't need it to be valentines to visit a cat cafe but that doesn't matter, it's more special now <3 i hope u like cats kei bc if not this is real awkward

@cielcius with karasu tobito! when i asked u who ur fav bllk character is and u said karasu i was like YASSSSSSSSS bc i LOVE him sm and he'd b just a fun partner to have for valentines :((( pulls pranks and says the most outta pocket shit, but he's considerate and loves spending the day w u. he just uses this day to have fun together and appreciate u 😣😣😣

@ryekoo with itoshi rin! *hands him over* you're down bad i have to give it to u okay. rin as ur valentines AHHHH he's such a cutiepie. unexpectedly nervous, but i think he's the type to have the whole day planned out so that he can impress you :( look people don't associate him with being a 'good partner' so he has to break those stereotypes okay! very considerate and doting over you on this day &lt;;3

@haithamuse with mikage reo! he's so AHFEUHFPIEHPFA anyways. reo, valentines? yes fucking please. he's such a perfect date, gifts you so many flowers, organises a whole chauffeur to stay with you guys the whole day just to drive around, spoils you so hard, reo is a true romantic at heart. if valentines day isn't one of the best days of the year then... idk what is.

@sipsteainanxiety with bakugou katsuki! ah yes the man you're entire blog circulates around <3 not but fr i believe you can tolerate bakugou and the chaos he brings to valentines day (amazing quality, i could never). he totally makes it competitive. tries so damn hard to make the day enjoyable and mutters 'bet shitty hair didn't think of this', but it's all from the good of his heart <3

@lytters with denki kaminari! the FIRST character that popped into my head when i was thinking abt your valentines matchup - your personalities work so well together :( AND YOU TWO WOULD BE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE PAIR FOR VDAY!!! he likes to goof around and make the whole day exciting. you end up with practically dead throats bc of how much u two laughed together AHHHHHH I LOVE DENKI SM!

[storiesbyastrocraft]

hey! would it be okay for you to do yandere hc about DBH characters? im a sucker for all of them urgh

btw take your time about it!! im a simp and i can wait to simp even more 💃

your writing is so cool, i really like it ahah

Ooh I’m so down for that! Thanks so much for the ask anon, hope you enjoy!

Sorry formatting is weird, on mobile until I get back home 😭

DBH Characters as Yanderes

Connor

Kara

Gavin

Connor

It’s likely you never met Connor before he took you, but he has know you for a very long time.

He knows your every move before you make it, and he plans to keep it that way

Ever the fan favorite, Connor is a very loving yandere.

Not that you’d know that until he has you safe in his home.

He hates to see you cry and will gladly do anything to make you happy, and if that involves killing a few people then so be it.

“I know it’s hard sweetheart, but those people are in the past. It’s best for you to forget them.”

Connor would never outright tell you he kills anyone, after all that would make you upset.

That doesn’t mean he will try to hide it though

The blood splattered on his synthetic skin should serve as a warning

Don’t even think of trying to escape

This man hunted down androids and humans alike faster than anyone ever could, you don’t stand a chance.

Honestly good luck hiding anything from this man

One look and he know everything you are feeling and thinking, just one of the many perks of being the most advanced android of your time

Speaking of being an android, Connor is one of the most patient yanderes out there.

One way or another you will be his, no matter how long it takes!

Kara

Kara? A yandere?

Just hear me out!

Kara would snap if something were to happen to Alice.

Once Kara has you, it won’t be easy to escape

Oh and those family members that are worried sick about you?

Let’s just say she learned a thing or two from hiding with Alice

Kara is the type of yandere baby her darling to the extreme

Makes you call her mommy

Everything from the clothes you wear to the food you eat is micromanaged by her

She will gladly feed you and help you get dressed

Expect to spend the majority of the day tight in her arms, exactly where you belong

Kara isn’t one to shower you with gifts, she doesn’t want you to be too spoiled after all, but if you are truly good for her she might just get you something special

Unlike Connor, Kara isn’t all that patient.

You’ll learn quickly to not make her repeat herself.

She is the QUEEN of guilt tripping

“Shh baby, I know it hurts. If you had just listened to mommy this wouldn’t have happened.”

Kara will not hesitate to kill everyone in her path if you somehow manage to escape

There really is no way to escape her once she has you in her arms

However if you do somehow manage to get out, don’t think it will be for long

Kara knows every trick in the book when it comes to hiding for your life, good luck pulling one past her

Once she gets you back you won’t be allowed to do the most simple of tasks

That’s what mommy is here for, silly!

Gavin

Gavin is more inline with your classic yandere.

He fell head over heels for you the first time he saw you.

Being completely honest, he didn’t even bother with real introductions until he had you locked away in his apartment.

Get use to being tied up and gagged, Gavin doesn’t trust easy

While you may be completely helpless, Gavin isn’t a total monster

If he is cooking or watching TV you will be propped up on his couch.

At night he keeps you in the bed with him.

He likes your presence even if you can’t say a word

Gavin loves showering you with little gifts

Mostly your favorite foods considering it’s hard to give you anything else while you are all tied up

Eventually he does start to buy you bigger things like sweet little outfits!

Of course he won’t untie you, but he will GLADLY help you put them on!

“Fuck doll, you look amazing-”

After months and months of staying in his small apartment Gavin may decide to untie you

He takes great pride in the way you struggle to walk after so long

If you do somehow manage to escape, it won’t be pretty.

Gavin has all sorts of experience hunting for people, you won’t last long

Once he gets you back Gavin won’t be NEARLY as kind

Asks are open! Feel free to send some in!

[hanmine]

🎉 NEW GAME: Introduce your mutuals to everyone and what do you think of them? 🎉

okay deep breath this is gonna take a minute damn

*disclaimer that i have a lot of moots and i can’t include all i’m sorry i love you all pls don’t be sad 😭*

@rindouphiliac RIS MY LOVE literally is my (real) boyfriend and ID KILL ANYONE THAT STARES TOO LONG like ris is mine if that wasn’t clear and i love love love would literally break up with hanma in a split second to marry ris

@maitani mich is the inspiration to every clap back to snarky anons on my page BUT ALSO she is too funny ong makes me cackle LMAO we get so heated together over the pettiest shit and also she comes up with genius ideas and i take her genius ideas and boom it all works in the end thanks to her so everyone go to mich for genius ideas except she’s not helping you bc you’re ugly and she only helps me so yeah

@kisakunt i see blair all the time bc they’re kisaki’s and i’m hanma’s and it’s unavoidable 🙄 but i’m glad blair got me into my gatekeeping agenda bc it’s liberating and thrilling and also they’re so funny and have a story for everything i kid you not this bitch got some crazy experience for every topic of convo never a dull moment with this one

@mitsuyahh is one of my first friends on tumblr ever and i love cypher so much like so much literally can say anything and she always either pick my side immediately or say something out of pocket and i love telling all my 3 am fic ideas that i’ll probably never write

@8kh hunter wrote the first haikyuu series i ever read and we all know i have a sakusa obsession well guess what their series was also the first sakusa series i read and it’s part of the catapult to my deep and canon love for him literally was like :O when i realized we were moots and is the talented moot that could literally be a novelist i just sit there like 😯😧🤭 every time they post

@mqtsuno chi is baji’s and chifuyus’s 🤚🏽and she claimed a whole drabble that i wrote for her anyway ?? i didn’t even know it at the time but i was like hmm this is for someone and i can’t put my finger on it and now i know and that’s some soulmate stuff right there

@mtsuyas mika is so hot and sweet and her selfship name is so cute like are u serious ?? mikuya ?? it’s an L that shutee can’t be that cute LMAO and rip teenma that was horrid too

@titsuya one of my first moots on my other secret blog ;) AND I LOVE SAR SO MUCH HELLO !?? so hot and we are texas buddies even though sar doesn’t rly like texas LMAO and i would like to give her a big forehead kiss so bad

@miykui waka’s princess 🤚🏽but also the sweetest ever romi baby ily mwah will think of them whenever i write for him bc that is his lover no questions comments concerns please and thank you

@fuenn SO SO LOVELY AND TALENTED omg i rmr fuenn entering my 5k event for a kita drabble as the first time we spoke and drew me a lil oikawa and kuroo doodle AND ALSO GIFTED ME A SAKUSA SELF SHIP ART AND IS SO TALENTED WHAT like blew my mind i love fuenn so so much

@chimielie omgggg lia is such a good writer like first of all i have actually gushed about her writing with like four different moots on multiple occasions like everyone can disagree on a lot of things but one thing we can agree on is that she writes sooo well and also sees me act a fool on dash all the time but still acts like i’m sane in the head and i appreciate that greatly

@luvbub BUB MY SWEET ANGEL omg i was a fan of bub when i was new to the fandom in haikyuu, lost her blog, later found her blog again after i had my own writing blog, followed her, proceeded to get followed back, and had a heart attack. also watches me act a fool on dash and sees me be a snappy little snark and picks my side every time even 😭 bubashi and bubtsuya for the win

@kairakeiji CALISTA ANOTHER SWEET ANGEL so cute >:( and now she writes for tr and i’m so excited bc she’s so talented and she stole hanma’s place so now it’s calistee for life so yeah rip hanma

@solarchuu OTHER TEE AND THATS SO COOL THAT WE’RE BOTH TEE and they’re soooo sweet and i love so much would kill for tee always make me smile on dash and always says the sweetest things and makes me laugh and if no one else loves me tee will love tee so tee x tee literally tee squared or tee^2 or tee the power of two

@kr3idz and @takemittchy MIMA AND CECI my cinnamon rolls i miss them :( we bonded over our love for nanami and then we rode out our haikyuu phases together and entered tokrev phases and i love love love them so much always make me smile on discord mwah cutest cinnamon rolls ever

[astranne]

hello there! i hope you're having a good day, no matter what time of day it is when you read this. i saw your 'stars in the abyss' series and, and, i haven't actually played genshin for long. i only began exactly 11 days ago, in fact i've read fanfics of genshin months before actually playing, so i haven't actually completed the spiral abyss, stopping at chamber 3 because my only goal was to get xiangling. though i do hope i will get to complete it soon. reading your fics about it made me gush because reading about characters that i'm attached to interacting with each other just brings me so much domestic joy. my team at the moment is composed of kaeya (as main DPS because i'm spiteful of expectations and conventional ways), xiangling, diona, and kuki shinobu. i have an issue with being attached to things very hard, whether living or not, so regardless of what people will say about my team late game, i don't think i'll be changing them soon enough, not even to complete the abyss. thank you for all the things you've written, even if you don't write for my request, i hope you know that i come to your blog to feel a great sense of comfort and fluff. you just make me feel that these characters could be real in our world for a split second which is just magical, thank you. 🌼✨

hi there anon ☺️

first of all, thank you so much for this ask, it made me really happy reading this!! and i‘m having an okay day, since yeah, morning wasn’t that great :( going to the doctor never is. but we‘re actually driving rn to our holiday and i‘m so happy going to croatia again :D

receiving and reading this ask is such a big compliment, it‘s like… getting a gift or eating your favorite chocolate, it makes me so happy just reading this and woejekfb- i‘m so happy my writing gives you joy and makes you happy, and coming to my blog to read is just- it‘s just the biggest compliment and i thank you for writing me this <33

i wanted to answer this ask so it‘s not going to sit in my inbox too long. don’t worry, i will write your request and this gladly 💕 it‘s just going to take a rather long time, i have so many asks and actually need to write two series talk about being ambitious 😭 i hope that‘s alright :)

and i can totally understand how hard it is getting attached to things and how hard it is to let it go. razor has been my first character coming home and even if i have better characters, seen from the dps thing and how to build them, i just can’t. he has been my number one since day one, always first place in my team <3 all the others rotate, but not him..

i hope you stick around, i habe great plans for this blog hehe. maybe you‘re also into other fandoms? this is a multifandom blog after all 👀

thank you again for popping in my askbox, it made my okay day to a great one and just smile <33

[kpophubb]

2am :*^

🍯Should we make something special on fifth of each month😃 🎂🪴

❣️Also, I wanna wish you a great Friday and happy weekend🌿 cannot wait for your replies💗💓 sending you 🌠the biggest hug ever💖💗

And the playlist is ❌ Mia but MY MIA🫵🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Eat good ,rest well and be happy 🍀🌸💛💛

🐁

Hi baby😭💗 first of ALL,, resend me letter #1 bc the LINK WOULDN’T open!! Was it the ✉️ link? “Page not found” was being shown shsnsjsn pls I WANNA READ IT SO BAD cause each word you say is just so precious to me 🥹🫶🏻 and idk if you know but, letters are my favourite things to receive in general. 💌 physical ones are the BEST among em all.

First of all, pls do not worry about not being able to send me asks. I knew the conditions you were dealing with my love, I was just worried sick about you😭💗 I wanted to know how you were doing, whether you were doing okay, whether you met nice people or slept properly, whether you were sick or healthy and everything else to know. Every message you always send me and everything you say about yourself to me, they mean a lot to me so I remember every detail and wonder so much about you when you’re gone. 🥺

Sure we can make it our anniversary¿ on the 5th of every month?😍🙈 anything you’d like, I’m pretty bad with stuffs like this </3 I read your entire letter and first of all, WELCOME HOME TO ME MY LOVELY GIRL!! ❣️🫂 you’ve worked so hard and gone through so much, I’m sending you the warmest hugs and the sweetest head pats ever! To deal with so much, not everyone can do this you’re my strong and amazing girl who deserves to be applauded for her courage and strength! I’m really happy to hear that you’ve been getting a little better mentally and I hope the new year your life takes a 180• turn and you’re flooded with happiness, success, joy and a reunion with your family somewhere. 💗 you deserve it more than anyone I know baby!!

people are always mean and people will always be mean, for NO reason. Some people are just built w/ negative vibes and they have to make you feel less than whole and problematic, but in reality you’re not! I know it’s hard for you to get over the words and behaviour of other people, considering your selfless and friendly personality but I hope it gets easier for you and god surrounds you with nice and appreciative people who always remind you you’re worth so much ❤️ and ofc im here to give you the love and encouragement you need. I’ll try my best to give you the support of 100 genuine people/ friend so you will never feel lonely!! 😤

and oh pls WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!😭 ofc there are many many precious people on my blog- my anons, my moots, my followers and all of you mean the world to me but IN DIFFERENT WAYS. No one can replace no one. You’re gonna be YOU and I’m gonna love you IN YOUR DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE WAY THAT IS ONLY RESERVED FOR YOU! 👆🏻💋 and, I went on a trip to Middle East !! 🥰 I did receive gifts I mean I shopped a lot there so yeah count those as gifts from my mom? Ahaha lol. Anyway, I had the most peaceful new year I could ever think of! ~~

This year’s gonna be tough for me!! I need to work real hard and face a lot of challenges and especially the first few months are gonna be hectic and draining. I move out next month and then have to literally build a new life somewhere unknown w unknown people 💔 which makes me super anxious but I’ll get through it!! 🫶🏻 my lovely anonie, I wish you stay healthy, happy and wish I can continue to brighten up your life, day and entire year!!😘 I love you and here’s the squishiest hugs ever for you!! If you’d want, we can ofc be closer and even call eachother and send eachother voice messages 🫶🏻 (ofc if you’d want it someday) btw, I did so many face reveals these few months 🤭 idk if you saw tehee 👉🏻👈🏻

[xjoonchildx]

I come with a little gift, it does feel like these two would laugh over something like this tho 😂

But I also come with a little rant because I am getting tired of feeling like I am being ignored... I am in this chill discord, I like most of the people there but it's starting to feel fake and clique-y, it's a youtube creator's discord so ofc there is patreon stuff in there and I feel like those ones interact more and just ignore the rest... Idk they are always like my dms are open, you can always message me but nobody fucking keeps the conversation or messages me first, I- 😭 idk if it's this generation's thing or something, but it's little annoying how everyone wants to be friends but nobody wants to make an effort 😤 sorry about that...just annoyed 😫

lmao anon WHERE WAS MY EARBUD WARNING

they're so damned chaotic 💀💀💀

on the other note:

i feel for you, my friend. it never feels good to be excluded in any situation, especially when you're with "friends".

something that i am a very big believer in is matching energies. i'm not talking about chakras or crystals or anything like that, i'm talking about taking real stock of how much people are investing in you and doing the very damned same.

not everyone in our lives is going to be in 100%, and that's okay. you give me 25%? you're getting 25%. you give me 100%? best believe, i'm going to deliver the same.

never ever EVER let 5% and 10% people tell you who you are.

you dust your crown off, hold your head up high and find your real people 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽