#okay I’m done now fr

[choiyeonjuns]

*boop*

[redhotarsenic]

THE STORM IS ABOUT TO RAGE!!

(for the lovely @nowfallc)

[harmslength]

(Mostly) NSFW Headcanons Part III

Disclaimer: Slight spoilers so be warned. Just covering movies I have seen or characters I know enough about to judge. This is just for funsies, just my own personal opinions, so it’s totally okay if you disagree. Fully aware how much of an ass I’m being. Horny hater at my core.

Disco Pigs (2001) | Enda Walsh, Kirsten Sheridan - Darren

• starting out strong with THE freak of freaks

• not to state the obvious but.. possessive, dominating, jealous asf but also loyal asf

• Incel ass behavior, would definitely have a Reddit account, frequent user of 4chan.

• would jerk off to hentai titties if he could

• would probably ask you to do the ahegao face during sex…

On the Edge (2001) | John Carney - Jonathan Breech

• as much as he would hate to admit it.. hopeless romantic. Super devoted but would have an annoying tendency to flirt with other girls to see if you’d get jealous.

• honestly.. great first bf to have. Would absolutely destroy your perception of what love should be.. but hey isn’t that first loves?

• heavy breathing and moaning in your ear. Loves to give hickeys.

Sunburn (1999) | Nelson Hume - Davin McDerby

• oh davin… dead beat baby daddy fr.. loved his character arc regardless tho

• ngl probably absolute shit in bed. He screams premature ejaculator..

• has a porn addiction, but would hide it from you

• would pick up edging and would talk about your sex life very openly with “the boys”

• loves sending nudes and nut vids if he had the chance

Intermission (2003) | John Crowley - John

• he has no qualms about saying it: you’re a whore 😌

• probably feels the need to be in charge and take control but really.. you’d be the one calling the shots mostly

• definitely the type to make stupid jokes during sex

• whiny, would definitely triple text if you didn’t respond fast enough

• still a cutie ofc

• jealousy is his middle name

Girl with the Pearl Earring (2003) | Peter Webber - Pieter

• breeding kink but not in the fun way. Breeding kink in the way where he would wanna fuck like rabbits and procreate like rabbits.

• would want you to have like 6 of his kids is what I’m saying

• acts like he’s touch starved half the time, really handsy, likes to tease and leave kisses all over you

• knows how to handle his meat

At Deaths Door (1999) | Conor Morrissey - Young Reaper

• this one is just for shits and giggles

• it’s giving virgin, inexperienced but passionate

• shy asf, again you’d probably have to make the first move

[mx-metronome]

SHE HAS A VARIETY PACK OF BEANS!!!!

NEW DOG???

NEW DOG???????????

[honeypleasejustkillme]

we all broke our rules for someone

[extinctiondebt]

can we start a club where we meet up once a week and talk about how hard it is to be me?

[solar-halos]

okay i give up i cant write this pjo fic percy loves sally too much

[tvrningout]

next time i reach for the j.jk leak tag, someone please smack my hand 😭 they’ve got me ill and angry every time i take a peak 😭

[raylangivins]

[loveshotzz]

Happy New Years ❤️

I just want to wish all of you on here a Happy New Years. Eddie Munson’s character and this fandom brought me out of such a dark place, and has been a comfort to me in more ways than I can even begin to put into words. I hadn’t written in over seven years, and now I can’t go more than a day without touching a key board. To finally be able to do something I’ve always loved again brings me the kind of joy I can’t even express to you.

I’ve met so many incredibly nice and talented people on here who inspire me every day. I’m happy I found you and I’m so happy you exist. 💕 If you’re reading this, I love you and thank you all for being such a bright light in my life. I hope 2023 is kind to you.

[e77y]

Sometimes cooking in a 90 degree car is good for the soul (it’s not) (I’m just trying to save gas bc I wanted to sit in my car instead of the library)

[conniewoof]

I cant stop drawing V in this pose after I drew her like that for her ref sheet for whateverthefuck au. We haven’t been really focusing or even trying to find ideas for the au, so for now till it’s decided it’s the whateverthefuck au.

[litrallytyrus]

the idea of having to watch a whole season of rina + a bunch of theater kid seniors graduate high school + ej caswell is apparently a guy who peaked in high school + did i already say rina …….. like i’m already tired

[vcrnons]

Yo fr fr those things are exactly why I stay away from twt fandom, twt is already the trash bin of humanity but it also applies to fandoms imo 💀 Also went back on Insta recently and tbh sometimes it's not much better... like... I'm so sorry those people count as fans

like. okay. im sure they mean well, you know? im sure this is either very well intentioned, or a lt worst, it’s a bad attempt at a clout chase. and as someone vernon biased of course i want to see him getting good opportunities and being recognised for more things. but when every single argument in your big mistreatment thread can be disputed by ‘hey, maybe he didn’t/doesn’t want to’ or ‘he was fucking busy?’ ………

there are leaves on trees out there, man. grass on the ground. birds, and shit. getting outside is good for the soul n maybe some people need to give it a try

[mybiasisexo]

I’ve loved exo for 10 years, I’ll love them for 10 more 😤

[chryzure-archive]

btw, the weird 1800s zombie au where jacks was chrysi’s lame fiancé was also a scarlet pimpernel au :)