#okay :)

[kuyashiz]

Idk UGHHHHHHH

[girldriveroscar]

in have vcovid

[bark-barkley]

literally those two pictures are "yes sir ill have him home by 8" vs "he calls me daddy too"

[innerpatrolstudent]

Go ahead and make me cry, why don’t you

When Dick was a kid and couldn’t open jars cause his hands were too small or he wasn’t strong enough he’d give it to Bruce to open cause he’s Batman so he’ll obviously be able to open a jar

( yes Alfred also can but Dick will take any excuse to bother Bruce, and Alfred encourages this cause it’s funny when Bruce’s work gets disturbed by the kid wanting peanut butter)

So it becomes a habit and years later, when Dick is very much an adult he still makes Bruce open jars for him, like yeah he could open it but why would he if his dads there that’s his job not Dicks

[begaydodrughailsatan]

i love typing on my puder, like i wish typing on a phone had real buttons that made noise. Ik you can tunr on keybord sounds on you phone but its not the same i want to *feel* the buttons its great. its almost erotic tbh. love hearing how fast i can type even if its not that fast it *feels* faster when i can *hear* the words being made. im gonna fuck my computer

[deqncas]

"Yeah that was super gay" – Oliver Stark

[sunnyboy94]

Hey, so I just reblogged this thinking “oh, haha we live in a joke world.” But then I googled the truck itself. And they’ve apparently received a bunch of backlash. This is just a family run business. Homie got the keychain from a souvenir store. Not saying this couldn’t happen. But… don’t go after someone’s livelihood just cause you like to piss on the poor, or however we’re saying “you lack media literacy skills,” on this web site.

[irl-batsignal]

I should make rlly terrible or rlly good capcut edits of my siblings. Except its them looking their worst

Hey guys i need your worst photos of any of the batkids, thank you

[updateez]

[tunguszka20]

Love Confessions

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[pessimiavium]

I HAVE TO DRAW THIS

Can't believe it omg??

[tallyhall-updates]

zubin, whats your oppinion on men

They make for excellent friends.

FRIENDS.

High five into a fist bump shimmy, Zubin

[yinyuedijun]

after a thousand years of brainstorming and suffering I finally know the direction of the mydei fic. sad to report it will get political

[mrsjellymunson]

Of course he’d teach [SPOILER REDACTED], of course he wouldddd!!!!!

no one is a bigger proponent of professor!steve than me… but can I tempt anyone with a slice of substituteteacher!steve?

There’s a soft creak as someone pushes open the door to the front office, prompting you to look up from the pile of mail you were just sorting.

Holly Wheeler pokes her head inside, only just tall enough for you to be able to see her over the top of the bulky computer monitor on your desk.

She smiles up at you, rocking on the balls of her feet and wearing a sheepish and inscrutable sort of smile on her lips. Around her wrist, she’s got a colorful, novelty lei made of rainbow flowers.

Instantly, you recognize the hall pass of the social studies teacher who was out all this week, their classes being covered by the one and only—

“Mr. H asked me to bring this to you,” she said, stretching up on her tiptoes to hand you a piece of notebook paper folded up into the shape of an envelope with your initials scribbled on the front.

Your eyes rolled immediately, lips quivering as you fought the urge to smile when you took the note from the clutches of her small fingers.

Job done, Heather scurried out and back to class while you turned the note over in your hands.

It was fairly well known in any class where Steve was subbing, the likelihood of him agreeing to let you go to the restroom or to your locker went way up if you agreed to stop by the office for him.

Only one of the many reasons he was a favorite.

Sitting up a little straighter in your desk chair, the back of your neck prickling slightly in anticipation and your own fingers trembling at the thought of the long, thick digits that had folded this note so carefully, you opened it up to read the message inside, laughing out loud as you did and then slapping your hand over your mouth.

If you rolled your eyes before you even read this, you’re legally obligated to have lunch with me.

- S.H.

[dr-gl0rbiez]

Art time!!!!!

It’sa dally! I wanna thank @broareweabouttoviberightnow for giving me the idea to put dally in the same cowboy hippie outfit I put soda in! Everyone say ‘thank you, bro!!!’. Anywho, I’m just now realizing I forgot to give him the glasses. Oh well, I gave him some necklace that I decided was just laying around Buck’s bar from a previous party. A party dally got in a fight at. Dumb little stinky man. I realllllyyyyyy like how this turned out actually! Turned out way better than it did in my head—which is a first! I’m so proud of basically everything, from the bright but not too bright colors to his posing and the lettering of his name! I think you can tell which part I gave up on (the fence, can’t do wood ((I’m a liar, I can just don’t wanna)). @kalied0skull so he can see this, and I’m now off to bed! Don’t have much to say other than just repeating how happy I am with this sooooo night night! Or morning morning, OR afternoon afternoon. Idk I’m just stalling GOODnight!