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after i picked up the weed i was walking back home & found a 5gal aquarium that someone was just ?? throwing away ????? so now it’s mine & i need to figure out what to do w it
#stream#like#ok#so i’ve a small aquarium#i’ve been wanting to get into aquatic plants soooooo BAD so i think that’s what i’ll do#i’ll make it an aquatic plant tank#a POND !!!!!!!!!#YES A POND THATS BRILLIANT#AN AT HOME INDOOR POND#ok werk i love free things#literally ‘another man’s trash is another’s treasure’ bc i just love taking free shit#i took the screen off of a tv#like someone was throwing a tv away & the screen fell off so i just took. the screen
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I had a dream that an old loophole was found that you could double your credit score if you were gay.(the terminology was very specifically gay, presumedly because this was from ye olden times) Obviously, many people were lieing about being queer to do this, which started Discourse. Tweets came out in droves decrying people for stealing resources from queer communities, while others pointed out that this was sort of a free for all cash grab with no monetary limit on it, just a timer on how long it would take them to shut it down probably. Similarly, other people were like "ok but I'm dirt poor and good credit could help me get out of it" and got dogpiled. Also, the process to apply was basically just publicly announcing you were gay. You needed something to point to on your application to back up your claim, but people took this to mean you needed to really sell it to the insurance company. people would go on Twitter and say "I'm really really gay I love gargling cock balls and all (from a Christian minister) or "hello I am gay I love rupals drag race and werking at my job". Eventually it came around that people agreed that if you were poor, you should do it, if you were actually queer you should secure the bag, and that if you were rich you were going to do it no matter if people gave you permission or not.
Joe Rogan had a financial advisor on his show to discuss the whole thing, and how people should engage. The advisor walked him through the steps to be fully eligible for the bonus, and how even with good credit it was still a smart move financially. A silence hangs in the air as the two men stare at each other. After an age, Joe speaks up
"y'know I'm gay actually"
Elon Musk calls himself the F slur a week later and then immediately shuts Twitter down
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dw i dont think the poll was that deep! i just really like talking about these things lmao, i really love ofmd and brba so its hard for me not to think about the comparison deeper. in response to your thoughts on the matter, i just wanted to say— jesse actually didnt snitch! it gets revealed by the police later that krazy8 actually snitched on his own cousin, and had been an informant for them for a long time. all the characters in the show are pretty morally bankrupt and jesse is the best of them tbh (excluding almost all of the women and all of the kids). selling meth is basically like murder in ofmd where its like, so many of the characters sell meth and are criminals or crooked cops that the scale of morality is skewed. like i wouldnt call ed a bad person in the scope of ofmd because he’s committed murder (not by his own hands ofc but like, thats semantics, hes caused a lot of death.) i also dont really mind him saying faggot because its funny lmfao but stops he does stop saying it eventually, which is an improvement. he may say faggot but he’s honestly one of the least toxically masculine characters in the show. any toxic masculinity he exhibits is really limited (imo, its mainly his casual homophobia in the beginning of s1) and it never hurts anyone, unlike izzy who hurts so many people because of his toxicity. a consistent theme in the show is jesse being walt’s foil. the meth business brings out the darkest of walt’s narcissism, apathy and disregard for others lives and wellbeing, which turns him into a monster. all the while jesse stays empathetic, and is good at heart even if he fucks up sometimes and commits crimes. i could list all of the things that jesse does that drive home this point and personally make my heart ache for him but this ask is already long enough!! idk TLDR basically ofmd’s narrative condemns izzy’s actions and used him as contrast to the goodness of the other characters, whereas brba’s married frames jesse as decent person who is used to contrast walt’s genuine psychopathy and machiavellianism. i dont really think the characters are comparable from a narrative perspective but tbh i get why you would compare them from a fandom perspective! they are both poor little meow meows in fanon, and thats more accurate to what your poll was measuring. sorry again for how long this is i just have so many thoughts T_T
oh ok werk. It really seemed like he was lying about not being the informant when he was called on it but I suppose that'll come up soon enough. Like, that man is not very good at not coming off suspicious. I agree tho about your point on the homophobia. Like if a real guy like Jessie was coming at me with the f slur like that I would feel very unsafe, but the way it reads in the show is like him calling the very heterosexual Walter White a homo as he, Jessie "t-boy swag" Pinkman, zooms in on his ass with a camera so it's like the homophobia is so undercut, dude. Like homie you are coming off so fruity for a guy who uses faggot as an insult.
But yeah Like I said in the first ask I don't consider selling meth evil, an argument could be made to me about "well they profit off of people's addictions" to which I would respond "So you agree? Selling things that people need to continue functioning is evil? Which means selling food is evil and it should instead be free." To me drug dealing is not that bad in a society where we let people die of no money all the time. We're all doing what we gotta do to get by. I'm just using dealing meth as a morality argument because I don't expect mainstream television shows to share my rather libertarian(Leftist) views on drugs and I assume any meth dealer on my screen is going to do other things that I am against, like, idk murder. I have no beef with the real life Walts and Jessies of the world, although you would do well to stop cutting your drugs. Jessie, Jessie, I'm begging you not to synthesize baphomet's dandruff (Meth + cHiLi PoWdEr) my nostrils are burning just thinking about that shit.
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Indie & Rio
Indie: [sends her the posts because no other way she'd see them] Rio: Shit, girl Rio: I was worried it might go down like this Indie: she's so extra Indie: never should have let him in the door Indie: the feds are gonna be hardcore @ it now Rio: Surely she let him out Rio: stupid woman Rio: but that's gonna pale in comparison now so Rio: What's Drew doing about it? Indie: boy was begging for a sick time & i gave it but its on me not him 😒😒 hold ur liquor u tourist Indie: hes flat roofin but other than that no thing to 👀 Indie: it b early tho & we all had a late Rio: They're a 24/7 services though, babe Rio: he'll be wanting to move his stash and generally clear his act up for the visit Rio: you too Indie: is it? on hols too thats a madness Indie: yeah the drum be clear of all his goods like that Indie: idk man mayb its chill like she gonna post that & not post up no harder than Rio: They might take xmas day off maybe but you know Rio: business as usual for all jan 1st Rio: well that's something Rio: maybe, but bitches like that LOVE making complaints about everything so maybe not Indie: she do have that talk to the manager vibe Indie: i done fucked up real didnt i? Rio: big time karen Rio: nah, in the eyes of everyone it's Drew that did Rio: but they won't be able to prove the drugs bit if they're gone so it's not enough to take you, a party gone wrong, bad judgment but maybe we can swing it that he was here somehow Rio: hmm Indie: but like he had mad trust for me & i brought him mad problems Rio: they're grown problems, he's big enough to fix 'em Indie: u too making ur nite go off on a real turn Indie: bet ur boy is bare vexed Rio: you know i'd rather you ring me than let it go more tits Rio: what are big sisters for Rio: but yeah, didn't even see him in the end so he ain't stopped Indie: innit Indie: tell him he can hit me up for something to take off that edge Indie: debts be paid around here Rio: um you ain't supposed to have no thing 'scuse you Rio: there's a plan here Indie: i gots places & heads to trust in Rio: nah, I'll make it up to him, don't worry 'bout that Indie: 😉😉😉 Rio: 😏 shush lil girl Indie: grown problems ur big enough to fix i kno 💋🤤🤤 Rio: so thirsty, go hydrate Rio: know you need to 😘 Indie: rude i got lipsed by bare boys last nite they were rigging dem bottle spins cos im 🔥🔥 dont b tryna put me out Rio: you need to cool off for a minute, bitch Rio: you in trouble Indie: not wit u Rio: yeah, don't push it 😉 Indie: 💔😢😢 dont do me like that on day 1 of the year 🙏🙏🙏 Rio: it started HOURS ago and I was still here with you cleaning blood out the carpet Rio: don't talk to me about day 1s when I'm clearly ride or die Indie: u kno im good for ious & i got mad love Rio: 🧡 Rio: i'm good really Rio: let's sort the actual situation Indie: u gonna charm the social for me? Rio: give it my best Indie: safe ✌✌ Rio: probably the straightest middle-aged lady Rio: so more likely your da will have to get on it Indie: ���😂😂 Indie: what drew b good for Rio: init tho Indie: we all been knew Indie: he better werk so it works Rio: Sure it won't be too hard, like Rio: even if she ain't all that 😂 Indie: she aint gon b bangin but his exes show he aint need that to chirp on Rio: 👀 Indie: 😂😂😏😏 Indie: can u roll up wit eats im about to die Rio: bit rude to both our ma, like lmao Rio: 'course Rio: bring leftovers Indie: ur ma dont count as no ex cos she ✖ed him out Indie: & my ma got that permanent ✖ so bigger problems than my shade innit Rio: no problems when you an 👼 Rio: fucking hopefully Indie: u my 👼 bringing that energy Indie: that means u can jam Rio: is it? Rio: 😏 Rio: let Ryan know eh Indie: he kno u a 😈 too Indie: how he be livin Rio: mhmm Rio: well he gon' have to wait for now Indie: he gon have beef wit me Indie: soz boyyy Rio: nah we was already beefin' 'fore this Indie: yeah? Indie: what he do? 👀 Rio: nah, what I do more like Rio: you know I'm 😈 Indie: o shit Indie: gimme that 411 Rio: nothing exciting Rio: just be looking too bad to be giving him that much air, you know the drill Indie: hes so hyped for u Indie: its been weeks boy no u cant cuff it Indie: who u think u is Rio: can you blame him Rio: hot property, baby Indie: u did look 💣💣💣 last nite my bad Indie: theres a boy @ school tryna chat @ the rest hes my bf so i feel it fr Indie: boy please DO I LOOK LIKE Indie: not tryna hold ur damn hand Rio: is he cute tho Indie: if he werent he wouldnt be able to chat no thing Indie: 💪 fuck him up Rio: 😂 Rio: gotta 'tect the rep Indie: he kno it tho & its like tell me how 🔥🔥 i am dont b talking on urself all the time Rio: not a mood Indie: innit Indie: dry as Rio: that's boys for you Indie: & he didnt show last nite Rio: playing hard to get or just got parents who give a fuck Indie: year up x 2 so he could come thru the ends whenever Indie: but i 💋 all his mandem so itll hit back Rio: play @ his own game alright Indie: do u think i went too hard tho? Rio: do you want him to be your mans or nah Indie: idk Rio: then it depends Rio: beyond knowing he loves himself, idk how he's vibing Rio: might be too far Indie: hes vibing like hes about me but i Rio: but you? Indie: how do i live that Indie: trust it Indie: drews meshing a new every week he says u gotta keep free on it Rio: works for him Rio: everyone's different Rio: you don't have to trust him yet Indie: mayb hes only about me til i give him something & im not tryna be a show like that Rio: that happens, not gonna sit here and lie and say it don't Rio: you're too young to be thinking on that or worrying Rio: keep him and the rest waiting Indie: yeah okay Indie: gimme a few to have puberty roll up Indie: still waiting on that Rio: it'll happen Rio: not that it's a barrel of laughs, like Rio: nothing to be hyped about Indie: i dont want it Indie: freaky shit going on Rio: unless you gonna stop eating, which unlikely Rio: you fucked, babe, we all are, soz Rio: get boobies though, perks Indie: that best not be you tryna skip on bringing me a meal bitch Indie: bout to hit the afterlife running here like Rio: 🙄 omw you rude ass hoe Rio: like you said, none of us had earlies Indie: omw fr or like when u tell ur mans u @ the club but u still tryin on fits in ur room Rio: like fr when I ever done you like that Indie: dont b starting Indie: ily Rio: 🤞 never Rio: ily more Indie: drews back if u wanna spit at him how to sort his life Rio: i will Rio: he ain't ready for this Indie: resolutions b dashing past this postcode we all avoidin that change Rio: you gotta Rio: sort you both Indie: hey swerve me im good Rio: 😏 Rio: fine i'll focus on your daddy Rio: no love for you Indie: 👼👼🤞🤞 Indie: call him that when you give it & he'll give in Rio: oh you schooling me on how to get blokes to do what I want now Rio: ok miss thing Indie: just him i 👂 what i hear & i kno what i kno Indie: hes here for all that Rio: you poor child Rio: anything grosser than parents going at it 😬 Indie: nah man its nasty & long being under this roof sometimes trust Rio: 🤢 Indie: some of his girls got me tempted to 📱 the social my own self & my ma looking like a saint Rio: that ain't right Rio: negates any buffness he got going on Indie: why lads wanna get on or under ANYTHING?! Indie: true madness Indie: 😂😂😂 Rio: friction 🤷 Indie: yeah but like theres girls out there bringing it & you're gonna hit that Rio: he probably ain't got as much choice as he fronts Rio: lots of grown women ain't about his lifestyle so that leaves him w the younger ones who is Rio: stick at it too long, you get busted, just facts Indie: when you old & so is your baggage 😂😂✌✌ Rio: I mean Rio: I ain't say nothing 😉 Indie: keep that ☮ mama Rio: least he looks p young still Rio: nothing worse than an actual creepy old man dealer Indie: do he? 👴 to me Rio: nah Rio: he only what, 31 Rio: that's no thing to me, gurl Indie: mayb im just 🍋 cos he aint tryna gimme no 💸💸💸 Indie: & he aint caring my head hurts Rio: aw bb Rio: 'round the corner Rio: I'll look after you Indie: 💖💖💖 Indie: u didnt tell me it b like this tho partying Rio: didn't think i had to be that quick with the warnings Rio: next day hurts Indie: always? Rio: 'less you prepare and do it right Rio: it can be bearable Rio: better than you feeling, no doubt Indie: how i do that? school me yeah Rio: 'course Rio: on the to-do list now Indie: we doing the next as a back to school thing so you got a few to bring me up Rio: you best be doing it at some other fucker's gaff and all Rio: giving me grey hairs 🙄 Indie: 😂😂✌✌ Indie: imma make that boy host it Indie: if he love me Rio: You're getting a chaperone regardless Indie: serious? Rio: yeah Indie: 💔💔💔 Rio: don't start like you don't know why Indie: i aint trippin you are tho if u think i want a repeat Rio: what, you too cool for me now? Indie: innit 😏😏😏 Indie: but nah just Rio: you so is Rio: you think imma embarrass you in-front of your mans Indie: he aint gon b my mans if u there Indie: whos 👀 me over u Rio: nah don't be silly Indie: im being real Indie: ur 💣💣💣🔥🔥🔥 Rio: so are you Rio: and I don't think a lad who likes you will be into me Indie: every lad b into u they all chat on u fully 😍😍😍💘💘😍 Rio: sounds like plenty are into you too Indie: 😂😂 it was for the spin Indie: cant pussy out Rio: 😏 mhmm Rio: well I promise you I won't be joining in, like Rio: now come let me in if you got strength to get the door Indie: 💪💪 babyyy Indie: [lets her in cos fuck know what drew is doing, flexing in the mirror probably] Rio: [lol watch him rush out when he realize] Indie: [hears her voice & runs out pretending to be casual] Rio: [oh boy, do not deserve her sorting your life, temporarily, but it's for Indie so] Indie: [bless her she's dying rn & just wants to be snuggled cos literal child] Rio: [give them a sec 'scuse you sir] Indie: [I hate everything about this, Carly didn't die for this] Rio: [just making leftovers] Indie: [drew chatting to her like she's here to hang with him & we all know] Rio: [don't you touch caleb's food bitch] Indie: [is nothing sacred you slag] Indie: [indie just fully lying stretched out on the counter like its a bed like let me die] Rio: [getting a bag of peas or some shit in a tea towel and putting it on her head] Indie: [such a good mum but that don't mean you can step ma her drew] Rio: [not her fault she can converse more like a grown-up than you Indie: [we should send Indie running off to the bathroom no offense Caleb but I'm evil & wanna leave them alone for a sec for the mood] Rio: [shoulda gone to hold her hair but now you can level with him and he can pretend he's a responsible adult lmao] Indie: [& Ryan can be highkey & he can pretend he cares] Rio: [ah the joys]
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BLUE & LIBBY - text thread 001
texts from 3:55pm to 7:01pm
blue
hey lib. (: havent talked today. just wanted to drop in and see if u were doin alright i have memes if u need them
libby
i mean, technically we did talk. i reminded you of the moment the world stood still: when valentine and you made contact (1) time. are you okay though? you seem a little, weird
blue
i maintain that valentine was an alien in a spider suit that wanted to destroy me but u know what I mean djdjdjd just chats between us. the gc has been a june holden fest lately lmao hope it works out for them tho anyways i am always weird in ur eyes djdjhd. but im fine. shit was crazy that night and we never really got to talk about what happenedand if u wanted to talk i just want u to kno im here ABOUT NADIA bc yeah kdjdjjd
libby
don't talk to me or my son ever again yeah, wow, okay so holden stayed over the night. i only know that because i saw his stuff in her room? i think she mentioned that like, it was a one time thing but i feel like... he might be coming over again which.. is Interesting oh. yeah, no i think i'm okay. i guess just in shock. june is very broken up over it, so i'm doing my best to be a good pal, and bring loads of ice cream and kisses. /: do you wanna talk? about nadia? i know that she like, meant something to you
blue
ok good luck getting me to stop talkin to u but as for valentine? bye Felecia! is that right. hmm well he doesn’t seem like much is goin on so maybe they were just,, hanging out. bringing a bag over is pretty damning tho. and if he does come over and u see him tell that bih he owes me $ bc he ate my fucking chorizo salad ): r u proud lib?? I ate a salad by choice well I would have if Holden wasn’t a lil birch bitch DONT CENSOR ME fuck. im sorry. ): i actually wanted to see june today tbh. but if u need anyone pls let me know alright? id skip practice if u needed me, lib WELL. i mean ok i was sorta close with her in middle school and she’s always been a friend and I just. I’m just fucking numb tbh. I really can’t believe it
libby
i'll have you know that valentine died shortly after my 18th birthday so ): idk idk, why would they hang out in her room if they were "hanging out"? like they have history. i feel like thats, a little too ... suspicious given the context. in a good way though. like i hope it works out theyre both so miserable without each other. oh my god!! look at you go! so proud of you, dude! ( even if you never got to it lmao ) no, no, it's okay. june needs all the support she can get, and i don't wanna impede. i'm really fine, i just sort of need to accept it and i guess reflect on how terrible it is. she was a really sweet person and fuck i really cant believe any of it i guess
blue
fuck what kdjdjdnd I thought valentine just yeeted shit that’s not a good way to put it fuck but. im sorry lib ): ok I take it back Valentine was alright. still scared the fuck out of me tho all i know is that if i loved someone as much as holden loves june, i wouldn’t let you go **THEM fuck Damn phone Typos Djdjhdi can’t believe u make me eat green stuff its truly CRUEL whomst? I only know nadia just didn’t fucking deserve any of this. shit even daisey didn’t. i just want to protect everyone and i don’t know HOW it goes without saying that im happy to be ur uber driver for the indefinite future
libby
no omg, i took good care of my boy. idk what happened, they can live up to like 15 years so i was pretty bummed tbh. i was a bad mom he appreciates your support from the grave though i mean, i guess. but not everyone you love is going to love you back, i think that's where holden's at. not everyone wants to be clung to, and june seems reluctant besides, you know all about that. holden, the love of your life, loves june. how sad it's good for you!!! i'm helping i ... feel so badly for both of them. i can't imagine how their families must be feeling, fuck. i hate this. i'm moving to spain ah, dude you don't have to do all that. you probably are busy with practice, and holden, and work. thank you tho
blue
im sure ur a great mother. ): but still valentine was lucky to have u. and im sure he misses u in his weird spider heaven web of flies and whatever it is spiders like idk ill dm peter parker and find out i mean... guess that’s true. I suppose I dont get to see how june feels most of the time. i just wish they’d talk about it and sort it out at least. they both deserve to be happy holden is the loml that is true aksjjsjd. holden has enough room for both me and june in his heart. so i mean technically i can love someone else too?? but enough about that lmfao you definitely are helping. even coach has noticed dkdjd. making me better without even trying u can’t move without me who’s gonna get me free popcorn ): you’re just as important as practise and holden to me, lib.
libby
god, i miss him. you think the girls would be mad if i bought another one? like, to keep in my room. i know! they're both obviously still in love, you can tell. i can't wait for them to overcome this and get to be together. also, im grateful for the amount of sleep i'm able to get now that... the room next to mine is less loud welp, i hope you find someone who is willing to share you with holden lol oMG, REALLY? IDK WHY THAT MADE ME IRRATIONALLY HAPPY LOL. WE CAN GET SALAD LATER let's go, we'll go to spain and take on a new identity. we can live along the coast and work in a bakery or something. get a puppy don't show holden that text he might cry. but dsjflk thank you, you're very important to me too. kinda my best pal
blue
u would have to ask. but if you did get another what would u call it? thanksgiving? funnily enough valentine is only a few weeks away. a sign?? i mean fuck ive known holden for years and can confirm he is happiest when he’s with june. when she’s not roasting him at least lmfao. and if my MasterPlan works im afraid things will get bad again djdjdj. I can take one for the team and try to get them to come over here tho - u don’t need to deal with that shit i hope i do too tbh. and who would I want it to be u ask? that’s right. danny devito. LETS NOT GET TOO CRAZY IVE ALREADY HAD THREE VEGETABLES THIS WERK AND ITS ONLY TUESDAY. I think it’s popcorn time 8) bold of u to assume i know where Spain is dkdjdjdjdj well he’s gonna catch on soon enough we spend every day together at this point lol
libby
i was gonna name this one patrick, after st patricks day actually lol. yes you know what's also approaching that is more important? your birthday! i know, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out. he's v much a relationship kinda dude, actually bc he's also kinda slutty lol. but even june is sad and its just, SO HARD. i hate when people are clearly, happiest together are like, nO IM GOING TO PROLONG THE MISERY. i feel like we're in a rom-com. how do we get them back together? i'll let him know. my v-day gift from me to you oooo, should i get the skittles ready too then? popcorn is kinda of a veggie if you think abt it omg, okay well now you can't come with me. offer rescinded. im going with the hot cop lslsfkjdjkldfs i mean its not like we're doing anything weird, so its okay, right?
blue
ur so cute wtf. although if u did do this i hope u know im calling him patrick star. also how the fuck do u tell if its a female or a male spider theyre so small and gross. fuck it is too lol. i dont have any money so im gonna let ppl down on the party front lmao. ud still come tho, right? how can he be both slutty and relationshippy. like not to be weird bc i know hes ur cousin and all dkfjgg but he doesnt.. have people over anymore. unless hes someone learned not to stomp around the house WHICH I DONT BELIEVE. and ha hA im already on plan 384 to get them back together get on my level lmao. we just gotta force them to spend time together tbh. does that mean i have to give u the hot cop for valentines bc i mean. i would if that's what u wanted but im sure u can do much better than him OH FUCK UR RIGHT OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A LIE TO CONVERT ME TO VEGGIES HASNT IT r u breaking up with me? well fine, ill take the dog ): it's... it's not weird unless we make it weird. and we haven't. have we?
libby
fdsjfjdsl shhhhh, back at you. Patrick Star will be his full name, i promise you this much. as for gender idfk, i am honestly assuming its pronouns lol. i'd be sued by the LGBT community if they knew. also dude, of course. i'll make you cupcakes. plus i know what i wanna buy you! i can't wait dude what? really?? i thought he was seeing people this whole time, holy shit. dude he's really messed up over this huh? wow, okay, we need to kick this into high gear and have them get back together. tell me your plans. omg, no you clown. i don't even like him that much, he's just pretty. i do like... some personality and he has 0 GOD MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED. I CANT BELIEVE IT like i'd ever let you take the dog. she's mine sdfjlkdsfjlk iDK DUDE. I MAY HAVE MADE IT WEIRD BUT WE'RE BAD AT TALKING ABT STUFF, SO WE DONT HAVE TO LOL.
blue
do spiders even have gender i thought they were just the minions of evil lmfao lib u rly dont have to get me anything, really. altho now im curious tbh. but get ready for me to get a lit gift in june >:) ill even wrap it myself which says a lot bc i cant wrap for shit but i want it to be personal lmao not many that im aware of atm. will give u info is this changes. huh we r spies lib. >:) but i dont have any current plans except trying to force them to go in a photo booth together or something when we eventually go to the arcade djsjdh omg how did u know. but idk everyone speaks about him like hes gOD he’s just a dude. eyebrows on fleek tho I will say that IM SO HURT UD USE ME LIKE THIS LIB. ALL THIS TIME WE WERE GETTING CLOSE AND U WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE VEGGIES so u get Spain AND the dog. what do I get, sadness ???? you haven’t made it weird lib, i promise. not to me, anyway. maybe we both wanted the same thing. maybe. oR MAYBE NOT LMFAO but yeah we can talk about whatever lol
libby
don't talk about nate like that omg! i want to, plus its a surprise so no asking what it is. also wow i cant believe you remember my birthday, lol. you dont have to get me anything. you can buy me an ice cream though oh my gOD THAT'S BRILLIANT! aw, what if they take one of those cute kiss pictures in the photobooth like in the movies? i can't wait for them to love each other again, they're so cute. are you jealous that no one is talking about your eyebrows? you have nice eyebrows and nothing to be jealous abt GOD, IM SO SORRY. ROY HIRED ME. HE WAS WORRIED ABT YOUR HEALTH. IM SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY. I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WOULD /: you get the memory of what we were to keep you warm right, cool. noted
blue
why do u talk about the string bean all the time i know u grew up with him but seriously he's like a pale pipe cleaner that i dont need in my life ofc i remeber ur birthday lib. dont u remember ur 10th?? probably the best day of my life lmao. and if u get me something i get u something thats how this works as long as june doesnt say anything mean and holden say anything stupid, its a pretty solid plan tbh. im not jealous HOW DARE ROY PLAY ME LIKE THIS. cant believe u betrayed me lib, after all we've been through ;-; but what if i want something to sell off now that u took the house oh fuck lib i didn't mean it like that. just... pretend i said nothing ok and. yeah talk about something else
libby
hey sorry, i gotta go. talk tomorrow.
blue
oh is everything ok? but alright talk tomorrow then i guess bye lib
libby
night
blue
its 6pm lib but okay night
blue
lib if i did something u dont have to tell me but pls know i didnt mean it, whatever it was. i hope youre okay. but i wont bother u again i promise. just. yeah
libby
it's okay, dude. i'm fine. it's honestly my own fault, it's not you. you're always great. i'm sorry. it's fine
blue
i dont understand what ur talking about but i can tell u dont want to so ill just... leave this. but you're always great too lib. the greatest, in fact. just let me know if ur still coming to the arcade later or not yeah
libby
i guess i'll go. i like pacman.
blue
if u... if u change ur mind i understand. but i really hope u can make it.
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sashea prompt: shea roughly fucking sasha in the hotel room after the madonna runway because she was teasing her in untucked and only wore the black outfit to frustrate shea! you said you would like a prompt for sashea smut so i hope this is a good one
Thank you darling! Picks up exactly where the last drabble ended. A tiny hint of Sasha/Aja because I low-key ship that shit. Swaps to male pronouns for the smut. Also just imagine they don’t get out of drag before they go to their hotel rooms ok?! I got totally carried away with this because I haven’t got anymore sashea drabbles in my list for a while now so this is kinda long #sorrynotsorry
Send me sentence prompts and drag race pairings and I’ll write you a little drabble!
Sasha sat next to Shea and Shea held her breath although she wasn’t sure why. The older queen gave her that smirk she’d been giving her in the werk room. Shea couldn’t find any words, she couldn’t move. She just stared dumbly at Sasha.‘How’d it go out there?’ Aja asked the girls that had just come in.'Terrible.’ Farrah whined. 'I think it’s safe to say I’m in the bottom.’'Me too gurl.’ Peppermint groaned.'Who was tops?’ Trinity asked them.'They loved Alexis, Sasha and Nina.’ Farrah was still whining. Of course they loved Sasha, who wouldn’t? Shea sighed.'We were talking about how hot your runway look is Sasha.’ Aja leant forward and nudged Sasha’s shoulder. Sasha turned to look at the younger queen.'You think?’ Sasha smiled at her.'Totally.’ Aja told her. 'I want you to fucking spank me with that whip!’ She cackled laughing.'Well I’m sure that can be arranged.’ Sasha laughed and stood up, coming around to where Aja was sat. She pulled the younger queen up by her arm and bent her over the couch. She took her whip and smacked Aja’s padded ass with it a few times. 'You like that bitch?’ Sasha teased but her eyes were locked on Shea’s. 'You want more?’Shea found herself biting her lip and nodding. Sasha laughed and stood Aja back up. 'Ok that’s enough of that.’ Sasha went back around and took her seat next to Shea.'Gurl that was hot.’ Aja laughed sitting back down too. Shea was still staring at Sasha.'What is it Shea? You want some too?’ Sasha smirked at her. She took the whip and trailed it gently up Shea’s leg, her torso and rested it under Shea’s chin. 'There’s plenty of me to go around.’Shea was getting really hard now. She could feel the tape between her legs starting to give out. There were several sets of eyes on her but she could only see Sasha’s.'I uhm…I-’'Do you want me to spank you Shea?’ Sasha smirked, her eyes once again sparkling. How the hell was Shea supposed to answer that? Of course she wanted that but she couldn’t very well admit it in front of everyone.'It’s not doing anything for me, sorry 'bout it.’ Shea managed to force out of her mouth and she pushed the whip away from her. Sasha knew she was lying, Shea hoped the others didn’t. Most of the other queens were chatting away to each other now and it felt like it was just her and Sasha in the longue. Sasha put the whip down and leant in close to Shea’s ear.'You’re so predictable.’ She whispered out of ear shot of the others.'What’s that supposed to mean?’ Shea frowned.'It means that I knew exactly what this outfit would do to you. That’s why I wore it.’ Sasha sat back and folded her arms smugly. Shea clenched her jaw as Sasha’s words sunk in. She did this on purpose? She was deliberately trying to frustrate Shea?'Bitch.’ Shea mouthed at her. Sasha chuckled and unfolded her arms.'I’ll be anything you want me to be.’ She mouthed back and blew Shea a kiss. Shea knew then that she was getting Sasha back for this. And Shea was really going to enjoy it.
The knock at her hotel room door didn’t surprised Sasha. She put down the make-up wipe she was about to use and headed to the door. She wasn’t at all surprised to see her company, not at all. Sasha smirked at Shea and stepped aside to let the other queen enter the room.'I wondered if you’d come.’ Sasha closed the door and turned back to Shea who like Sasha still in full drag.'How could I not? That was some sneaky shit you pulled tonight.’'I was just trying to get your attention Shea.’ Sasha’s eyes sparkled and it was too beautiful how they did that.'Are you kidding me? You had my attention from day one. You didn’t need to pull a stunt like this.’ Shea felt immediately stupid for confessing that. Sasha’s surprise at her words was written all over her face.'You…what?’ Sasha frowned.'Oh my god isn’t it obvious?’ Shea sighed, exasperated.'Not to me.’ Sasha scratched the back of her wig. 'I wore this hoping it would…I don’t really know now.’'Hoping it would frustrate me to the point I had to do something about it?’ Shea took a few steps closer to Sasha.'What are you going to do about it?’ Sasha swallowed, the look on Shea’s face was unidentifiable. Shea stepped closer and with each step Sasha felt her nerves increase. Shea stopped right in front of her and a smirk came to her lips.'I’m going to teach you a lesson of course.’ She placed her hand on Sasha’s shoulder and Sasha felt all the air leave her lungs. She had a pretty good idea of what was coming and although it was all she’d thought about the last few weeks she suddenly didn’t feel prepared. But she didn’t have time to think about it because Shea grabbed hold of her roughly and pushed Sasha back to the bed. Sasha looked up at Shea, lust was spilling from the younger queens eyes. No one had ever looked at Sasha quite like that before. Hungrily. Desperately. Darkly.'You’ve been bad Sasha, real bad.’ Shea put her hands on her hips. Sasha’s eyes trailed her body, noticing now her large jewellery had been removed. Her silky pink dress clung to her every curve and Sasha hadn’t realised quite how stunning she looked today until right now. Shea removed one hand from her hip and Sasha watched it disappear behind her back. The sound of a zipper sliced through the silence of the room. Sasha just watched on as the dress came loose and Shea let it fall from her body and onto the floor. Sasha heard a small moan of appreciation leave her own lips although she hadn’t been sure she’d meant to make it. Shea was left in nothing but a padded black bra and panties and she looked divine. Sasha wanted to run her fingers over every inch of Shea’s skin, she always had. She was just out of reach though. Shea reached behind herself once more and then her bra was unhooked and it too fell to the floor. She unpinned her wig and then placed it on the nightstand, it was a lace front, she wasn’t being reckless with it. Now the person that stood by the side of the bed was a beautiful gender bending creature; the body was masculine but the face was all woman. Finally Jaren, not Shea, not anymore, crawled on the bed and knelt over Sasha. When their lips were finally able to meet Sasha was so glad she’d removed the gold tooth. Jaren’s hands went to Sasha’s wig and pulled it off leaving the bald dome underneath. Gender lines well and truly blurred now, the line between male and female barely existing but Sasha liked it that way. What was going to come next though, Sasha was sure the men inside would take over. Jaren peeled Sasha’s tight leather skirt up enough so he could get rid of the tights and he took his time running his fingers over the milky flesh hiding underneath. Jaren got rid of his pants and untucked, groaning a little at the feeling of the tape being ripped from his skin. Then he did the same to Sasha and now both of their erections were freed there was no denying the gender flip. Sasha was feeling more male with each passing second, especially when Jaren’s hand wrapped around his shaft. Sasha closed his eyes and revelled in the feelings of Jaren’s hand slowly pumping him. It didn’t last long though and Sasha’s eyes shot open when he felt Jaren’s hand disappear. He whimpered pathetically and Jaren chuckled a little.'Don’t worry Sasha, there will be more where that came from.’ Suddenly Jaren got up from the bed again, now completely naked and hard and wandered the room. Sasha didn’t dare say a word, he just watched dumbly from the bed. There was only a small lamp illuminating the room so he couldn’t tell what Jaren was looking for but he saw him pick something up. As he came back over to the bed Sasha saw what it was. Jaren held the whip in one hand and like Sasha had been doing earlier he smacked it down on his own palm a few times. The sound of leather hitting flesh echoed around the room and for some reason it made Sasha whimper again like Shea had done in the werk room earlier. He understood exactly how he’d made Shea feel now, desperate and needy.'I’m sorry about the teasing. I really-’'Shush.’ Jaren knelt back on the bed and cupped Sasha’s face with his free hand and cooed at him softly. Sasha knew it wouldn’t last long. 'What’s done is done now Sasha.’Sasha knew that meant he wasn’t forgiven. He knew he was going to be punished but he was ok with that honestly. Jaren looked beyond hot with that whip in his hand and Sasha honest to god couldn’t wait for it to be smacked against his skin. Jaren trailed the end of the whip up one of Sasha’s porcelain legs and back down the other. Sasha held his breath. It was going to hurt when he spanked him but he was ready.'You know I spent all day imaging what it would be like to have you spank me with this.’ Jaren mused. He turned a little so Sasha got a perfect view of his ass. 'I don’t think you deserve to though.’The sound of the leather meeting flesh echoed in the room again but it wasn’t Sasha’s flesh. Jaren slapped the whip on his own ass once again and Sasha watched in awe. This is so unfair, so, so unfair, Sasha whimpered. But it’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. He kept watching as Jaren continued to spank himself. Sasha’s balls ached, he almost felt as though he could come from just the vision in front of him.'Feels so good.’ Jaren hissed with a smirk and gave himself one last spank before he turned his attention back to Sasha. He put the whip on the bed and laid down on top of the other man allowing their dicks to meet and Jaren circled his hips a little to grind into Sasha. Sasha whimpered and briefly wished he could stop making that noise. You sound pathetic, eager, he scalded himself. But the truth was he was pathetic and eager and didn’t Jaren know it. Jaren kissed him again and Sasha tasted his lipstick and wondered if Jaren could taste his. He freed Sasha of the collar he’d been wearing around his neck for the runway and then let his lips trail down to the milky flesh. He kissed the sensitive skin and sunk his teeth in, wanting to leave marks. Sasha didn’t care, he wanted to be marked. I’m yours, I’m all yours. His earlier bravado and confidence had melted away the second he’d seen Jaren at his door and he gave himself over to the younger man. All of a sudden Jaren’s lips disappeared and he sat back scrutinising Sasha for a moment.'I can’t bring myself to take your clothes off, you look too hot like this.’ He smirked and then flipped Sasha over onto his front as though he was a rag doll. His skirt was pulled up enough to reveal Sasha’s ass and Sasha was sure he heard Jaren hiss. He felt Jaren’s hands cup his cheek but Sasha knew better than to be lulled into a false sense of security. He’d been right to be sceptical as soon the sound of leather hitting flesh filled the room again and this time Sasha felt a jolt of pain through his body. He moaned at the pain but also it was a slightly pleasurable moan. Jaren slapped him again. And again. And again. Sasha’s head was spinning.'How does it feel to be spanked by your own prop?’ Jaren had a smirk to his voice but Sasha didn’t reply. He didn’t think there was anything he could say. The whip collided with his ass several more times until his ass cheek was throbbing, but his brain was yelling ’more, more, more!’ He felt the weight of the bed shift and he assumed Jaren had gotten back up because he heard him rummaging on the other side of the room. The next thing Sasha knew he felt Jaren climbing back onto the bed and then there was something cool pressing against his hole. Sasha didn’t really have time to comprehend this as two of Jaren’s fingers suddenly entered him with force. He could tell he used lube but maybe not enough as it made Sasha emit a noise half way between a hiss and a whimper. Jaren thrust his fingers in and out hard, scissoring Sasha to open him open. Sasha still couldn’t find his voice and even if he could he wouldn’t be able to find any words. There was a still stinging that accompanied the pleasure but Sasha loved that feeling. He was panting into the pillow, his make-up was probably imprinting on the white hotel linens but he didn’t care. A third finger soon entered him and once again Sasha made a hissing sound combined with a small whimper. Jaren thrust in as hard as he could and Sasha was writhing beneath him.'This is what you get for being bad Sasha.’ He told the other man. If this is what I get for being bad I don’t ever want to be good, Sasha said in his head because he couldn’t get his brain to move his mouth to form words. Somehow Jaren seemed to plunge deeper inside of him and Sasha was a goddamn mess. He needed more, he needed all of Jaren but the words wouldn’t come to make the request. He didn’t need to worry though as it wasn’t long before Jaren’s fingers disappeared and he was flipping Sasha back over so they were facing each other. Jaren had a dark look in his eyes and an expression on his face Sasha hadn’t seen before. He watched as Jaren ripped open the condom wrapper and rolled it down his erection and then coated some lube on. He shuffled closer to Sasha and took hold of his legs before wrapping them around his waist. Sasha felt Jaren’s cock at his entrance and he was internally begging the younger man to fuck him. Jaren clearly sensed his desperation because he bent down and kissed Sasha.'I’m worth the wait.’ He spoke into Sasha’s lips and while Sasha was preoccupied with the kiss, Jaren thrust into him. Sasha hissed deeply at the unexpected sensation but it made Jaren chuckle. He moved away from Sasha’s lips and started thrusting hard. Sasha’s mouth was open as he just stared at Jaren as he fucked him. His ribs were starting to hurt from his corset and he wished he was naked like Jaren but soon all his thoughts slipped away. Jaren manoeuvred Sasha a little so his hips were elevated and at that angle Jaren found his prostate with ease. He was thrusting harder and harder, a small sheen of sweat noticeable on his forehead and his make-up started to run a little. His lipstick was smeared and Sasha’s own was woven into the mess across his mouth. Sasha didn’t even want to think about what he must look like. Sasha’s hand found his dick and he started stroking himself although he didn’t remember telling himself to do that. It didn’t last long before Jaren was slapping his hand away.'Did I say you could do that?’ He panted, speaking between thrusts. Sasha bit his lip and didn’t dare disobey him. Jaren kept thrusting and Sasha imagined himself walking with a limp tomorrow. That would be fun to try and explain to the others. His dick was throbbing and he needed some kind of contact and as if reading his mind Jaren took hold of his shaft a little roughly. He pumped Sasha trying to keep in time with his thrusts. Sasha was already close to his orgasm, he felt like he had been since the moment Jaren turned up at his door. He tried to hold off for as long as he could but the feeling of Jaren roughly pumping him and his hard taps on his sensitive bundle of nerves was too much and Sasha came. He didn’t manage to warn Jaren because he still couldn’t find his damn voice. He covered Jaren’s hand in his load and it spilled over onto Sasha’s clothes. Jaren let go of Sasha’s dick and wiped his hand on the bed sheets. He picked up his pace with his thrusts and Sasha had no idea how he was still going. Sweat was rolling down the sides of his face and taking his make-up with it and one of his false eyeslashes looked as though it was coming loose. But Sasha still thought this man was the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Jaren’s thrusts started to become less forceful and Sasha knew he must be close to the edge. Jaren bit his lip and was panting heavily and then his balls tightened and he exploded in the condom. Once he was empty he pulled out and tossed the condom in the trash. Sasha still couldn’t find any words. Jaren laid down next to him on the bed and put his hand gently on Sasha’s cheek.'Are you ok?’ Jaren was still panting a little.'Uhm…yeah. A little sore but mostly ok.’ Sasha finally managed to speak. Jaren cupped his face and leaned in to place the softest of kisses on Sasha’s pouted lips. The parallels between this and how he’d been not a few minutes before was so strange to Sasha.'You better not try and wind me up like that again.’ Jaren smiled a little.'You can’t handle my teasing?’ Sasha chuckled.'Save it for behind closed doors yeah? You can tease me all you want just not in front of the others. And not in front of the cameras.’Sasha continued to laugh because it really was funny how much he’d effected the other queen today. He was almost proud of himself.'I’ll try.’ Sasha smirked. 'But it really is so much fun watching you squirm.’Jaren pulled a face and then he rolled himself on top on Sasha again kissing him passionately.'You are so bad.’ Jaren spoke into his lips. 'Have you not learnt anything tonight?’Sasha’s hands trailed over the skin on Jaren’s back and came to a stop at his ass which he gave a firm squeeze. Before Jaren knew it Sasha had rolled them over so he was on top.'I think you might need to teach me another lesson.’ Sasha smirked, his eyes just as dark as Jaren’s had been. Jaren pulled him down for another kiss and nibbled on the other man’s bottom lip a little.'Oh I’ve got more lessons to teach you Sasha. One way or another you’ll learn to stop being so bad.’Sasha smirked and locked his lips on Jaren’s.'Teach me a lesson I’ll never forget Shea.’ He practically hissed Jaren’s drag name and for some reason it made Jaren incredibly horny again. Sasha was staring deep into his eyes and he had a mischievous smirk on his lips. He came close to Jaren’s ear and lowered his voice to a whisper. His breath hit Jaren’s skin and made goosebumps flare all over his body. The words were delivered with a hint of a challenge to them and Jaren never turned down a challenge. Sasha’s voice was sultry and dripping with seduction as he whispered, 'I dare you.’
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(not only am i late as fuck, but i am actual trash.) i am so done with myself at this point and tbh, i’m still figuring jamie out but all i know is that im obsessed with him and his wittle face. ok hi, i’m kianna (im 24// grandma & dont wanna talk about it) i just got back into rp recently but i’ve been doing it on and off since 2007... i know crazy. i started in middle school and it had always been a creative outlet for me. i live with my high school sweetheart and i have a psychotic german shepard pup that hates my actual guts... i just want her to love me, but instead, she just tries to eat me. but it fine. i’ve gotten a chance to talk to some of you all already and i dkjghlaksjdhglk am throwing up bc i love yall a lot. looking forward to meeting everyone else toooo. i am the least versed admin in html and ps but i can do a thing here and there. this has gotten too long, i am srry.... also if you want a lil’ jamie teaser just click HERE. bruh i’ll get some connections up soon but if you have any wanted ones just msg me pls tysm
now lets get into a lil’ bit of jamie... just some of the bits i have figured out. i’m going to be working on him in most of my free time today bc i wanna make sure he is well rounded and the best he can be so we can get LIT up in here. i am honestly not prepared and im terrible but idk im the worst SO ANYWAYS.
so being that i played myself out on having fuckboy af muses, jameson is everything but. he is romantic, caring, slight pushover, a hardworker (he’s store manager of SUN DIEGO aka his personal heaven) etc.
he loves ANIMALS, THE OCEAN (!!!! BIG MOOD), SURFING, NATURE IN GENERAL GIVES HIM A HUGE BONER. so he’s either catching some waves, on a boat, snorkeling, volunteering at the birch aquarium, working, hiking at the torrey pines nature reserve or catching the sunrise at the sunset cliffs. basically anything that gets his feet wet or makes him sweaty, he’s fuckin there.
he is smart... but also clueless. he fuckin’ hates talking about politics so dont (or do if you lookin’ to stir the pot a lil bit). he literally just wants everyone to be happy and he wants peace love & good vibes etc to flourish in this nasty mess of a country. (so i guess he a hippie)
he does a lil’ bit of indie modeling on the side... nothing like main stream or whatever, but he’ll pose for his friends or if he needs some extra cash, he will help out local photogs.
oh when it comes to working... he is a slight pushover as a manager. so likeeeee he will do whatever he can to make sure his staff don’t see him as a dictator. he wants to be their friend *hashtag werk dad* he never wants anyone to feel like he's out to get them or anything like that so he will prob let people get off multiple times before he actually does things about it tbh.. but if he thinks you’re trying to take advantage of him... he gonna get real upset ok (so be nice to my bean... or do not. WHATEVA)
he likes giving back and making sure everyone feels comfortable and welcome.. if someone does a good thing, he will reward them with like cookies or free food from the food court or whateva !!!!
jamie looooooves drinking ... sometimes a bit too much. he doesn't mean to let it control him, but sometimes he loses control. he's had a few incidents to where he's woke up in places where he wasn't supposed to be Bc he blacked out... (reasons as to why will be divulged at a later time *winkwinkhinthint* (aka i dont know yet lmao)
weed? he dabbles with actually smoking (v rare unless he feelin a big mood or a big sad coming on) but he enjoys eating edibles more. less work and more of a high. BUT only when he's off the next day lmao or when he has a night shift the next day bc he aint tryna be a bad influence YA FEEL MEEEEEEE (but i want someone to make him loosen the fuck up ok yes ty)
he has a cute sense of humor yeah? so laugh at his jokes hahaha bc they’re corny and dumb.
gullible fr fr fr
OKAY THATS IT FOR NOW THE REST WILL COME LATER BYEEEEEE
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100 books - German Edition
Thanks for tagging me! I was tagged by the wonderful @lizziethereader!
”After going through the BBCs list of the 100 books I thought it was only fair to look at the German version. The project “Das große Lesen” was led by the German public-service TV station ZDF in 2004. They preselected a list of books and then asked 250,000 German readers which books they would classify as bestsellers/important books one should have read.
Here is the list. Bold the ones you’ve read or italic the ones on your reading list. (P.S. Feel free to add the English title if I didn’t find it and marked it as “not translated”)”
I added a thing: I write down what I had to read in school and read it just because I had no choice and put the titles into brackets^^
JRR Tolkien - Der Herr der Ringe / The lord of the rings Die Bibel / the Bible K. Follett - Die Säulen der Erde / The pillars of the earth (P. Süskind - Das Parfum / The perfume) (A. de Saint-Exupéry - Der kleine Prinz / The little prince) T. Mann – Buddenbrooks / Buddenbrooks N. Gordon - Der Medicus / The physician P. Coelho - Der Alchimist / The alchemist JK Rowling - Harry Potter und der Stein der Weisen / Harry Potter and the philosopher’s stone D. W. Cross - Die Päpstin / Pope Joan C. Funke - Tintenherz / Inkheart D. Gabaldon - Feuer und Stein / The outlander I. Allende - Das Geisterhaus / The house of spirits (B. Schlink - Der Vorleser / the reader) JW von Goethe - Faust. Der Tragödie erster Teil / Faust. Part one CR Zafón - Der Schatten des Windes / The shadow of the wind J. Austen - Stolz und Vorurteil / Pride and prejudice U. Eco - Der Name der Rose / The name of the rose D. Brown - Illuminati / Angels & demons T. Fontane - Effi Briest / Effi Briest JK Rowling - Harry Potter und der Orden des Phönix / Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix T. Mann - Der Zauberberg / The magic mountain M. Mitchell - Vom Winde verweht / Gone with the wind H. Hesse – Siddharta / Siddharta H. Mulisch - Die Entdeckung des Himmels / The discovery of heaven M. Ende - Die unendliche Geschichte / The neverending story U. Hahn - Das verborgene Wort / not translated? F. McCourt - Die Asche meiner Mutter / Angela’s ashes H. Hesse - Narziss und Goldmund / Narcissus and Goldmund M. Zimmer Bradley - Die Nebel von Avalon / The mists of Avalon S. Lenz – Deutschstunde / The German lesson S. Márai - Die Glut / Embers (M. Frisch - Homo faber / Homo faber) S. Nadolny - Die Entdeckung der Langsamkeit / The discovery of slowness M. Kundera - Die unerträgliche Leichtigkeit des Seins / The unbearable lightness of being G. Garcia Márquez - Hundert Jahre Einsamkeit / One houndred years of solitude J. Irving - Owen Meany / A prayer for Owen Meany J. Gaarder - Sofies Welt / Sophie’s world D. Adams - Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis / The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy M. Haushofer - Die Wand / The wall J. Irving - Gottes Werk und Teufels Beitrag / The cider house rules G. Garcia Márquez - Die Liebe in den Zeiten der Cholera / Love in the time of cholera T. Fontane - Der Stechlin / Der Stechling H. Hesse - Der Steppenwolf / Steppenwolf H. Lee - Wer die Nachtigal stört / To kill a mockingbird T. Mann - Joseph und seine Brüder / Joseph and his brothers E. Strittmatter - Der Laden / not translated? G. Grass - Die Blechtrommel / The tin drum E. M. Remarque - Im Westen nichts Neues / All quiet on the western front F. Schätzing - Der Schwarm / The swarm N. Sparks - Wie ein einziger Tag / The notebook JK Rowling - Harry Potter und der Gefangene von Askaban / Harry Potter and the prisoner of Askaban M. Ende – Momo / Momo (The grey gentlemen) U. Johnson - Jahrestage / Anniversaries. From the Life of Gesine Cresspahl M. Morgan – Traumfänger / Mutant message down under J. D. Salinger - Der Fänger im Roggen / The catcher in the rye D. Brown – Sakrileg / The da Vinci code (O. Preußler – Krabat / Krabat) A. Lindgren - Pippi Langstrumpf / Pippi Longstocking W. Dirie – Wüstenblume / Desert flower S. Tamaro - Geh, wohin dein Herz dich trägt / not translated? M. Fredriksson - Hannas Töchter / Hanna’s daughters H. Mankell – Mittsommermord / One step behind H. Mankell - Die Rückkehr des Tanzlehrers / The return of the dancing master J. Irving - Das Hotel New Hampshire / The hotel New Hampshire L. Tolstoi - Krieg und Frieden / War and peace H. Hesse - Das Glasperlenspiel / The glass bead game R. Pilcher - Die Muschelsucher / The shell seekers JK Rowling - Harry Potter und der Feuerkelch / Harry Potter and the goblet of fire A. Frank – Tagebuch / The diary of Anne Frank B. Groult - Salz auf unserer Haut / not translated? Original Les vaisseaux du cœur C. Brückner - Jauche und Levkojen / Manure and stock J. Franzen - Die Korrekturen / The corrections C. Hofmann - Die weiße Massai / not translated? S. Hustvedt - Was ich liebte / What I loved W. Moers - Die dreizehn Leben des Käpt’n Blaubär / The 13 ½ lives of Captain Bluebear R. Gablé - Das Lächeln der Fortuna / not translated? E.-E. Schmitt - Monsieur Ibrahim und die Blumen des Koran / Mr. Ibrahim and the Flowers of the Koran K. May – Winnetou / Winnetou Annemarie Selinko – Désirée / Désirée S.Zweig - Nirgendwo in Afrika / Nowhere in Africa J. Irving - Garp und wie er die Welt sah / The world according Garp E. Brontë - Die Sturmhöhe / Wuthering heights C. Ahern - P.S. Ich liebe Dich / P.S. I love you G. Orwell – 1984 / 1984 Ildiko von Kürthy – Mondscheintarif / Moonlight tariff I. Allende – Paula / Paula M. Levy - Solange du da bist / If only it where true J. M. Simmel - Es muss nicht immer Kaviar sein / not translated? P. Coelho - Veronika beschließt zu sterben / Veronica decides to die H. Mankell - Der Chronist der Winde / Chronicler of the winds M. Bulgakow - Der Meister und Margarita / The master and magarita S. Zweig - Schachnovelle / The royal game W. Kempowski - Tadellöser & Wolff / not translated? L. Tolstoi - Anna Karenina / Anna Karenina F. Dostojewski - Schuld und Sühne / Crime and punishment A. Dumas - Der Graf von Monte Christo / The count of Monte Christo T. Kinkel - Die Puppenspieler / not translated? C. Brontë - Jane Eyre / Jane Eyre B. Wood - Rote Sonne, schwarzes Land / Green city in the sun
Total: 17 and 5 books of them in school
But I am quite surprised about this list, some books make no sense to me why they are on the list. But ok lists are lists and do they really matter?
Because I am not a book blog, I won’t tag anyone specifically, but if you want to do it, than feel free to do it. You can say I tagged you.
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Quackers.
Ok, so I am sat on my bed, it’s a Sunday afternoon and a week has passed since my last blog post. Chinese takeaway has been ordered HELL YAAASSS and now I just need to decide what to actually write about this week! Also, can I just say.... I AM WRITING BLOG 2 A WEEK LATER... AS PLANNED!!! .... Sorry... just never seem to be able to stick to these things!!
So the reaction I’ve had to my last post has been pretty overwhelming. So many people have got in touch to say how they can relate to my story, or to wish me well - which is rather bladdy lovely! :) I just wanted to get it all out there and I think this blog is helping me with the thing I probably find the hardest (other than feeling like utter shite of course) and that’s ‘acceptance’, so thank you for the support guys - really :)
This week has been pretty up and down, as per, I started the week with a few days resting at home, with Catfish pon d tele and with food entering my mouth at an alarming rate... I think I may have stretched my stomach... please help me... I then managed to get down to Saaaf Landannn midweek for a writing / recording session with the wonderful Warren Meyers (Audio Freaks)
I’ve been working with Wol (Warren) for a good few years now and he has become a close friend of mine...... scrap that......he’s family :) He was the first producer / writer I started working with again after the long (maybe a year and a half?) break I’d had to take and we’ve written some of my favourite ever songs together!
So after the 2 and a half hour trek (travelling is THE WORST) I chilled at his for a bit and then we wrote verse 2 of a song called ‘I Can’t Breathe’ which is one of those songs that I think lyrically, anyone can relate to, but for me it was written about my health struggle.
I don’t actually tend to write much about my health, when it comes to songwriting it’s usually focused on my disastrous love life! But this one felt right...
After a relaxed evening I headed to bed to watch the new episode of Girls :D (yes, sat here I genuinely feel like I am Lena Dunham and I am going to now become a writer! HAHAHAHAAH... funny ‘cos it’s true....oh dear) and then the next day we recorded the vocals down at the studio.
Man I love being there, surrounded by creative people all buzzing around working on various projects. I met some cool new people and got the song finished, so am sending it off for now for the pitch...wish us luck!!! Then it was time for a nap. Wonderful.
That evening we went for Chinese (yes you may notice a theme occurring here) and I had the best food of my life!!! Wol knows the owner well, and so he created a gluten free feast for me! OH MA DAYYYYYZ... I know this is so not interesting enough to have made my blog, but it really was that damn good!!
The next day was spent travelling home and then resting...actually the next two days after that were resting days too. I managed to do my 20 min walk on one of those days but not both. Trying not to beat myself up about that. And managed my 30 minute singing practise on both days but I felt AWFUL afterwards. Meh.
The reason I particularly needed to manage my daily walk and singing practise each day was because Saturday was gig day! Ah!
The wedding was so beautiful!!!! If I ever get married.... I know... I have to find someone who wants to marry me first!!! Then if mine is half as pretty as this one was I’ll be happy! They even had a ‘rose wall’! :-0
I love wedding gigs so much, and feel so lucky to be making a living doing the thing I love most... but sometimes I do wonder if I’ve not exactly picked the best profession considering....
I’m so lucky to work with a band who understand, or at least try to understand all the M.E. stuff... I usually sleep in the car on the way there and back (well... I try to.....I kinda have to stay awake and keep my eyes on the road cos otherwise I think we will crash and die...yep...) And obvs I can’t do much (ok, any) of the lifting of the gear in and out of the venue, but they seem not to mind too much. Oh and I now have a new best friend..... THE GIGGING STOOL OF DOOM!! (not of doom. doom was just for effect) - I was reluctant at first but having my little friend on stage with me makes all the difference.
If things aren’t toooo bad then I usually can’t help but be up on my feet, ‘dancing’ (I use the term loosely) and performing, especially when we are playing the upbeat numbers. Then I tend to perch on the stool for the jazzier numbers and click my fingers like it’s all part of the act! WERK IT BABY!
Also the adrenaline helps - when you’re there, singing in front of an audience of people, you do kinda have to just do it! And you can’t help but give it your all at the time! But oh the repercussions! Hence me typing this from bed right now with Chinese on the way... ok... can’t stop thinking about the crispy duck that’s gonna be in my bed with me oh so soon... that sounded weirder than intended... ok where was I.. yes... the next few days after a gig are always difficult, but I think that it’s worth it - I’ve been out and about, met new people, sang some songs - which I don’t know if I’ve mentioned but I really do enjoy! And I’ve earned that little bit of money to keep me going.
It makes me feel like a human bean.
And that brings me to being here.... a week on... a week stronger I feel!
Next week looks relatively doable, a good mix of work and rest, but I am really looking forward to tomorrow - I have an appointment with the inventor of ‘The Lightning Process’ Phil Parker.
This is something I did maybe 8 years ago?? (total guess) and I found it really helpful at the time and genuinely thought played a huge part of getting me from the wheelchair to being up and about. It’s a really hard thing to explain (it’s a three day course so it would take me a whiiiiile to explain it!) but basically it’s neurolinguistic programming (NLP) and all about changing the way you think, releasing different chemicals, all that kinda thang.
As the years went by I was getting stronger and being able to do a lot more, very slowly but surely. I ended up then not really using the process that much, if at all but then had the relapse of all relapses and have found myself getting desperate for help again.
I’m at a weird stage now where I’ve just lost confidence in the process and don’t ‘believe’ in it like I used to... and there’s no point in doing it if you don’t truly think that it’s going to help you... like ‘The Script’ once said, ‘it’s like praying to a god that you don’t believe in’, right?
So... I am hoping to have my ‘Lightning Process’ faith restored tomorrow and will let you know what happens! I am so intrigued!!!
So I just had a little break and devoured half a duck....to myself... oooops... now time for pudding!! I have the most amazing dairy and gluten free cornettos waiting for me in the freezer! noms :)
I hope you have a wonderful week! Please do get in touch if you happen to have read all of that balls :)
Peas out xxx Until next week xx
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Article By: Kira Schlechter, Staff Writer ‡ Edited By: Leanne Ridgeway, Owner/Chief Editor
Making Sweden rock since 1993, to swipe a phrase, HAMMERFALL is the standard bearer for all things Scandinavian. Relentlessly prolific, they’ve helped define all that is good about modern power metal.
In crafting the follow-up to 2016’s ‘Built To Last,’ singer Joacim Cans, guitarists Oscar Dronjak and Pontus Norgren, bassist Fredrik Larsson, and drummer David Wallin wrote a lot of their latest, ‘Dominion,’ on the road, a first for the band, according to a Facebook bio. And indeed it has an immediacy to it that their customary carefully-crafted polish can’t disguise.
“Never Forgive, Never Forget” references the Vietnam War. Cans’ voice aches with regret – the sentiment of the title seems to mean that we will never forgive nor forget the mistake that was Vietnam, rather than acting as some flag-waving braggadocio. Its details are carefully drawn, mentioning “the trail” (the Ho Chi Minh Trail), and “Call for Agent O” (Agent Orange, of course). The same haunting melody that introduces the song also serves as the outro and bookends things very nicely.
“Testify” is firmly anti-religion and pro-self-determination, apparent from the opening salvo (“I’m electric, energetic / Quite high on life’s epiphanies / I don’t need no two-time weasel / To judge my way based on their bigotry“) and it doesn’t let up (“Be the prophet, the creator / And master your own universe“). The title is ground out with vigor and all is set to a pounding, insistent rhythm.
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Two midway tracks are real fist-raisers and horns-flashers, definitely inspired by that writing while touring. “One Against the World” is a call to the Templar faithful, exalting the glory of the live show, the defiance of the metal horde against all non-believers, a common theme in their canon.
And “(We Make) Sweden Rock,” the story of their own birth and a stirring tribute to their homeland, is a reminder that band and fans are one. If you don’t spontaneously and helplessly sing along to the chorus, check if you have a pulse.
“Second to One” is an old-school piano-based track with some truly lovely sentiments (“You’re the sweetest sound / The note that explains the symphony”). It’s ok that it gets all big and power-ballad-y in the chorus with the equally big solo – that’s what it’s supposed to do – and it’s not overlong nor overly sappy, which helps.
“Scars of a Generation” is rather like “a how metal saved the world” allegory. There’s a great line, “And the green-eyed monster sang the blues / To choke our flame,” almost saying other genres are envious of metal. It soars with glorious guitars and an especially spectacular bridge.
Tracklist:
01. Never Forgive, Never Forget 02. Dominion 03. Testify 04. One Against The World 05. (We Make) Sweden Rock 06. Second to One 07. Scars of a Generation 08. Dead by Dawn 09. Battleworn 10. Bloodline 11. Chain of Command 12. And Yet I Smile
“Dead by Dawn“ is the supernatural story of a demon summoning during a seance, all in good catchy, punchy, driving fun. “Bloodline“ brings, right on cue, the Norse mythology, retelling the fall of Asgard, the home of the gods, during Ragnarok, that the gods must die in order to be reborn. It’s laden with imagery (“By blood we are unified / By fire we will rise again“) and ends with a hopeful resolution – “And now we are free at last / Counting the stars up above / One for each brother who’s fallen from grace / Giving our bloodline a face.”
“And Yet I Smile” is a stirring note to end things on, of positivity and finding your own way (“in the end, we only will regret the things we did not do,” they note), and adding that in adversity, we often find our true selves (“My star cannot shine / Without darkness around”). How great is that and how true as well.
HAMMERFALL tours the U.S. starting in October with fellow power Swedes Sabaton in a bill that can’t be less than a blast. They’ll head back to Europe in the new year to headline, bringing Battle Beast along.
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Order ‘Dominion‘ from Napalm Records [link]
– HAMMERFALL Tour Dates –
– w/ Sabaton – 2019 –
Oct. 04 – Ft Lauderdale, FL, Revolution Oct. 05 – St. Petersburg, FL, Jannus Landing Oct. 06 – Atlanta, GA, Center Stage (sold out) Oct. 07 – New Orleans, LA, Southport Hall ^^ Oct. 08 – Dallas, TX, House of Blues (sold out) Oct. 09 – Lubbock TX, Jake’s ^^ Oct. 10 – Phoenix, AZ, Van Buren Oct. 11 – Los Angeles, CA, The Wiltern Oct. 12 – San Francisco, CA, The Regency (sold out) Oct. 13 – Reno, NV, Virginia Street ^^ Oct. 14 – Portland, OR, Roseland Ballroom (sold out) Oct. 15 – Seattle, WA, Showbox Sodo (sold out) Oct. 16 – Vancouver, BC, Vogue Theater Oct. 18 – Edmonton, AB, Union Hall Oct. 19 – Calgary, AB, The Palace Theater Oct. 21 – Salt Lake City, UT, The Complex Rockwell Oct. 23 – Denver, CO, Ogden Theater (sold out) Oct. 24 – Kansas City, MO, Riot Room ^^ Oct. 25 – Minneapolis, MN, Skyway Theater Oct. 26 – Chicago. IL, The Vic Theatre (sold out) Oct. 27 – Cleveland, OH, The Agora Ballroom (sold out) Oct. 29 – Toronto, ON, The Danforth Music Hall (sold out) Oct. 30 – Montreal, QC, M Telus (sold out) Oct. 31 – Ottawa, ON, Maverick’s ^^ Nov. 01 – Worcester, MA, Palladium Nov. 02 – New York, NY, Playstation Theater (sold out) Nov. 03 – Silver Spring, MD, The Fillmore (sold out) Nov. 04 – Charlotte, NC, The Underground ^^ Nov. 05 – Charleston, SC, Music Farm ^^ Nov. 30 – Monterrey, Mexico, Metal Fest
^^Headline Shows/No Sabaton
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– Hammerfall Europe 2020 –
Jan. 30 – Bremen, Aladin Jan. 31 – Hamburg, Sporthalle Feb. 01 – Osnabrück, Hydepark Feb. 02 – Oberhausen, Turbinenhalle Feb. 03 – Nijmegen, Doornroosje Feb. 05 – Antwerpen, TRIX Feb. 06 – Saarbrücken, Garage Feb. 07 – Munich, Tonhalle Feb. 08 – Kaufbeuren, All Kart Halle Feb. 09 – Milan, Live Club Feb. 11 – Langen, Stadthalle Feb. 12 – Leipzig, Werk 2 Feb. 13 – Prague, Forum Karlin Feb. 14 – Bamberg, Brose Arena Feb. 15 – Ludwigsburg, MHP Arena Feb. 16 – Pratteln, Z7 Feb. 18 – Warsaw, Progresja Feb. 19 – Krakow, Studio Feb. 20 – Budapest, Barba Negra Feb. 21 – Graz, Orpheum Feb. 22 – Wien, Gasometer Feb. 23 – Berlin, Huxley’s
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HAMMERFALL ‘Dominion’ Album Review & Stream; Tour Dates Article By: Kira Schlechter, Staff Writer ‡ Edited By: Leanne Ridgeway, Owner/Chief Editor Making Sweden rock since 1993, to swipe a phrase, …
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