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anyways read animorphs all 54 books are available online for free with the authors blessing

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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

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Phoenix: Sun by Osamu Tezuka

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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mario is the son who received his fathers dominant genes, and luigi received his recessive genes. wario, however, is a perfect clone of the father.

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a bad dream?

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a comic just for GUYS

and boys fellas dudes and men, no one else SORRY

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My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

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watching dropout's gastronauts is fun because it does away with the objective correctness tv show cooking contests have plagued us with for-eveer. some people like dry food, meat doesn't have to be cooked to medium rare i hate bell peppers, people aren't objective judges and yes bennan is right the heaviest food wins

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Broke: using your computer’s idle capacity to mine Bitcoins in order to become rich

Woke: using your computer’s idle capacity to constantly broadcast the name of the Buddha Amitabha in order to accelerate your rebirth into the Pure Land

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Spider-Man: MENACE

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Hera: With war about to break out, we need to start thinking about strategy. In that case, I’ll defer to you- Are there any heroes you have an eye on?

Athena: Oh, I’m delighted you asked!

Athena: (slams two full four inch binders on the table)

Athena: So, this here is Diomedes, King of Argos. Now I know he’s seems a bit young, but he has more experience than most of the others put together! Here, have a look over his resume.

Hera: My goodness, taking Thebes, and at such a young age? That is noteworthy. A good choice, I think. Is there anyone else?

Athena: Yes! This is Odysseus. He is the King of Ithaca and he lies constantly.

Hera:

Athena: It’s hilarious.

Hera: Well, maybe he’s more impressive in person. I’ll just go down and take a peek-

Hera: Athena, I don’t wish to alarm you, but your mortal has yoked a donkey to an ox, and is sowing salt into the beach. Stark naked.

Athena: Oh, don’t worry about that. He’s only pretending to be mad. He doesn’t want to go to war, and is trying to get out of it.

Hera:

Athena: Obviously I’m not going to let him get away with it, but isn’t that clever of him?!