duwang-but-in-new-england
Every time we touch
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Scyth, 27, He/Him A finely cultivated crop of content sprinkled between long, unendurable stretches of whatever new media im gobbling up, stop sexualizing children
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 16 hours ago
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Hey, I have a best of / stream trailer up! Have a fucking look eh?
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 16 hours ago
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non-ffxiv players, please describe what is happening in this image
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 19 hours ago
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 19 hours ago
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We were escorting these guys in Lancer and I think they felt safe the whole time
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 19 hours ago
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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 19 hours ago
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the sea, the sea
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 19 hours ago
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shoutout to den-o deciding they needed mooks for the big bad lion monster guy so they took last season's military goons and stuck lion heads on their eyes
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duwang-but-in-new-england · 19 hours ago
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Happy birthday Queen
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Day 1 of ceramics class... Secret gnome will live under the soup
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pt.9 (skipped a page bcz it's not like anyone is even reading this)
you are an ugly boy weedzard
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Phasing into our reality with instructions for the new cooking technique, J. Kenji López-Alt returned from the Beef Dimension with a previously unknown sear method that was beyond human comprehension, sources confirmed Tuesday. “I have glimpsed the cosmic dance of the meat and the stovetop and borne witness to beef’s true nature,” said the chef and bestselling author of The Food Lab, who reportedly caused those around him to grow concerned as he jabbered incoherently about mountains of non-Euclidean tri-tips that needed to be cooked on high for both an instant and a thousand eternities. Full Story
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I'm guessing my grocery delivery service is having stocking issues right now; I just stepped out my front door to retrieve their latest delivery and found, instead of the expected returnable cardboard carton, a large bubble mailer containing a single loaf of bread.
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"not to brag but this is harder when you got hooves for fingers"
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Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich
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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.
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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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